This Hawk Tuah thing is out of control

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Asmongold Reacts to: hawk tuah is back
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  • @NicCrane
    @NicCrane 14 часов назад +2789

    She needs to change her name to Trailer Swift

    • @VorchaSix
      @VorchaSix 14 часов назад +109

      Alright this is a gem

    • @sethprice241
      @sethprice241 14 часов назад +53

      I may have to borrow this in the future.

    • @IngameAnimation
      @IngameAnimation 14 часов назад +49

      there are times in your life, when you remember the first time you saw a movie, or heard a song.
      I will remember you and this joke always.

    • @Thomasfoolery69
      @Thomasfoolery69 13 часов назад +73

      Trailer grift

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 13 часов назад +7

      Very good sir! Replendant.

  • @komandoando
    @komandoando 14 часов назад +2697

    Give it 2 months and she’ll have an OF

    • @PassportAdam
      @PassportAdam 14 часов назад +181

      I wish I could invest in those odds

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 14 часов назад +135

      She’d crush lol

    • @CrispyChips007
      @CrispyChips007 14 часов назад +70

      You think it will take that long? 2 months is ten years in internet time 😂

    • @dp5694
      @dp5694 14 часов назад

      3 months and therell be leaks all over twitter

    • @adamhoer8923
      @adamhoer8923 14 часов назад +35

      Already does

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 13 часов назад +837

    She's had her 15 minutes, she got her 30 pieces of silver, now it's time she disappeared.

    • @MythTok
      @MythTok 13 часов назад +21

      SUFFAH JUDAS

    • @shiroiokami9
      @shiroiokami9 10 часов назад +6

      wdym she only got 50% of 10% of the 30 pieces of silver, she is soooooo poooooooooooor

    • @therealexpletive
      @therealexpletive 10 часов назад +9

      she got used and abused. which is sad really... the people that made the big bucks just walked away.

    • @smiIingman
      @smiIingman 9 часов назад +18

      She'll go out with a bang and make a few millions on OF before retiring is what i'd imagine.
      She's at the top of her controversy right now, an OF would make her millions in an instant.
      Which is fking sad.

    • @KarpetBurn
      @KarpetBurn 9 часов назад +1

      ​@@therealexpletive Nothing new here, industry plant gets used by people who know what they're doing and then get tossed to the side once the limelight moves on. Standard procedure nowadays.

  • @CrispyCrusader0.o
    @CrispyCrusader0.o 12 часов назад +828

    ""Local drug dealers have more integrity than this!"
    Hey thanks man. We get a bad wrap.

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 12 часов назад +60

      Got that tegridy

    • @Amoogus
      @Amoogus 11 часов назад +25

      Gimme fent

    • @xDrywall
      @xDrywall 11 часов назад +14

      💀

    • @garymcjerry
      @garymcjerry 11 часов назад +42

      Don’t be a bad dealer kids, never skim or bash. It’s bad manners and unprofessional.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 11 часов назад

      you are destroying lives and families. Even if it is just that "green", the green is the worst of all of them. It was genetically modified during the cold war project uktra era as a mind control tool. Think about it bro. Every stone head thinks alike and eat doritos. It is brain washing the youth for profit and societal decay.

  • @Fortress_1k
    @Fortress_1k 13 часов назад +96

    “Hey Y’all, Hawk Tuah here. I know I rugged everyone AGAIN. Whoops! Sorry about that. I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope nobody lost money. Tee hee”

    • @SilentAsianRoach
      @SilentAsianRoach 3 часа назад +16

      You forgot to add “any-hoot I’m going to bed now, good night!”

  • @Qbesent
    @Qbesent 13 часов назад +1087

    Someone in chat said "Rug Pullah" 😂

  • @jakemiller4411
    @jakemiller4411 14 часов назад +1124

    I’m still baffled by her having an audience

    • @fuzzjunky
      @fuzzjunky 14 часов назад +58

      she was a bit charming at first. the problem is she doesn't have much more to add than hawk tuah!
      she's a bit simple.

    • @thebadash4165
      @thebadash4165 13 часов назад +91

      Weren't the Kardashians a thing?
      I stopped allowing myself to be baffled ever since then.

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 13 часов назад +5

      She was funny for like 2 months or so & got old fast.

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 13 часов назад +3

      "I didn't do it!"

    • @craigrivers82
      @craigrivers82 13 часов назад +43

      Simps.

  • @MaverickT3k
    @MaverickT3k 14 часов назад +869

    "Hawk tuah and spit on dat thang"
    - Cellmate

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 12 часов назад +112

    The fact that people still call her "Hawk thua" girl rather than by her actual name just tells you how irrelevant she is. It's the only thing she's known for. Well that and the scam that she pulled.

    • @starblade1
      @starblade1 11 часов назад +3

      I just found out her name is spelled "Haliey" like wtf is that lol. Seems even her parents dont gaf about her name.

    • @joopert
      @joopert 10 часов назад +1

      Hawk Tuah girl has a name?

    • @user-im2te2fg9y
      @user-im2te2fg9y 5 часов назад +3

      people still call asmongold, asmongold it doesnt mean anything

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 часа назад +2

      @@user-im2te2fg9y True, and Asmongold has a podcast with celebrities, and wants to be taken seriou...oh no, wait, he doesn't.

  • @charltonfrost7236
    @charltonfrost7236 6 часов назад +16

    She didn’t go away…she just got back from vacation 😂❤

    • @kragor420
      @kragor420 Час назад

      I think it was a business vacation to the Bahamas.

  • @JohnRhinoTheThird
    @JohnRhinoTheThird 14 часов назад +500

    So this is the end result of an unexceptional person acquiring undeserved fame… go figure

    • @MrGraveBait
      @MrGraveBait 13 часов назад +8

      wise words from a never-was

    • @a-aron87
      @a-aron87 13 часов назад +10

      Facts

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox 13 часов назад +32

      @@MrGraveBait and here you are, amongst all the plebs

    • @JohnRhinoTheThird
      @JohnRhinoTheThird 13 часов назад +32

      @@MrGraveBait I was voted class favorite freshman year in highschool tyvm

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 13 часов назад +4

      15 minutes? Or 15 years? ;-)

  • @grimly105
    @grimly105 13 часов назад +175

    Waiting for doge to find out the military spent $600mil on hawktua coins. 😂

    • @simonkufeld7903
      @simonkufeld7903 9 часов назад +2

      Trump and Melania coins

    • @hayesism
      @hayesism 8 часов назад +15

      They blew it on Tomahawktua missiles

    • @Cold_Allusion_72
      @Cold_Allusion_72 8 часов назад

      @@hayesismLol

    • @Deznaj666
      @Deznaj666 6 часов назад +1

      @@hayesism They penetrate those bunkers other missiles don't because of the loogie on the tip.

  • @cno733
    @cno733 13 часов назад +309

    Walk tuah unemployment office

    • @MarchMarauder
      @MarchMarauder 9 часов назад +8

      Absolutely amazing comment 😂

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 8 часов назад +3

      Very witty.....

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 4 часа назад

      gold 💰

    • @Beezkneez187
      @Beezkneez187 4 часа назад +3

      Naw she will still be fine. Paid off house and enough money to sit back and live decent. If she was just a girl and didn't blow up into an "influencer" over a 5 second clip this would have never happened to her. She was a victim of fraud her management should have caught it but didn't because they used it to profit. Her whole team threw her under the bus and took off with the money. Its fraud and she will be seen as innocent. This actually happens A LOT

    • @mikerundle72
      @mikerundle72 3 часа назад +1

      😂

  • @Gracie_19200
    @Gracie_19200 5 часов назад +39

    That “oh I’m gonna cry, sniff sniff” was 10000% to manipulate him and he’s such a guy lol he’s like “ohhhh no don’t cry don’t cry! It’s okay… you’re gonna be okay.” Exactly what she wanted him to say 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

    • @xSpecialist7
      @xSpecialist7 5 часов назад +5

      Real, classic emotional manipulation move

    • @user-im2te2fg9y
      @user-im2te2fg9y 5 часов назад +3

      hes a simp

    • @johntaggart91
      @johntaggart91 4 часа назад +1

      She's gonna be ok because the FTC never actually goes after anyone unless it affects a major 5 banks.

    • @Gracie_19200
      @Gracie_19200 3 часа назад +2

      @@user-im2te2fg9y I truly don’t think he’s simping for her. I think that he probably just doesn’t know how to handle a woman who’s crying.

    • @japonieczpolski2903
      @japonieczpolski2903 2 часа назад

      Few seconds later laughing... xD

  • @54n5m1Ck
    @54n5m1Ck 12 часов назад +14

    Reminds me of the old saying, "The Hawk Tuah cries out in pain as she rug pulls you."

  • @DV-zv4ox
    @DV-zv4ox 14 часов назад +545

    She'll be on OF soon enough, and then we'll get to see her hawk tuah for real.

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 14 часов назад +89

      It won't be anything special. Just another bald, waxed beaver....Seen one of them, seen em all. I'd actually pay if she grew the bush out, and tried that out. Call me crazy.

    • @kayreal1273
      @kayreal1273 13 часов назад +33

      @@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Yeah i don't understand the appeal of the bald kitty. The hair is what gives it character.

    • @henrysimpson5995
      @henrysimpson5995 13 часов назад +23

      @@howardsternssmicrophone9332 made me laugh out loud, thanks bro

    • @invaderjoshua6280
      @invaderjoshua6280 13 часов назад +25

      I'm just shocked to find out she isn't already.

    • @irelandgrt
      @irelandgrt 13 часов назад +28

      Body hair is gross. I hate getting hair in my mouth.

  • @stainface4980
    @stainface4980 13 часов назад +301

    There is no chance Tuah girl master-minded any of this.
    She went viral and IMMEDIATELY let someone in her Dms talk her into this

    • @TheLifesentence2278
      @TheLifesentence2278 13 часов назад +19

      most likley.

    • @thorny7138
      @thorny7138 13 часов назад +43

      100%
      She was just a tool in the whole thing.

    • @mitchellhedges711
      @mitchellhedges711 13 часов назад +26

      You hear her “lawyers” accent ? 😂 that’s a hometown friend or old acquaintance 100%. He greatly overestimated his intelligence when it comes to pulling off a successful heist.

    • @dogolionnovelder4951
      @dogolionnovelder4951 13 часов назад +11

      yeah, there is no way for a "influencer" to learn and manage a rugpull without someone else behind them, either they got scammed too or they did some mental gymnastic to just accept someone money in exchange of using their name in a crypto, the hawk tuah 'team' probably got a small cut of the scam in exchange or ruining their reputation and having some legal trouble.

    • @horstnietzsche1923
      @horstnietzsche1923 12 часов назад +7

      "Let someone" she's actively involved and knew it was a scam. Probably wasn't her idea but she worked with them and made lots of money.

  • @ItzzCammss
    @ItzzCammss 14 часов назад +997

    I would 100% rather watch Asmongold then the Super Bowl.

    • @PassportAdam
      @PassportAdam 14 часов назад +15

      Sams

    • @thebigam2419
      @thebigam2419 14 часов назад +16

      Agreed rigged anyways

    • @WoahJustTakeItEasyMan
      @WoahJustTakeItEasyMan 14 часов назад +32

      I dunno who's playing in it, but I heard Taylor was losing or something. Oh and Trump was there

    • @RedakaiCity
      @RedakaiCity 14 часов назад +29

      Because you are beta.

    • @TiddleTown
      @TiddleTown 14 часов назад +13

      lol not really I’m here after the superbowl 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrUnboxerVideos
    @MrUnboxerVideos 4 часа назад +8

    I assume the contract doesnt state hawk tuah girl, itll be stated for a company she would have set up as a legal shield in case it went south. Which it did. Which is why they dont want to show the contract.
    They would have taken the initial money then just dismantled the company once it went south which is why hawk tuah wont get into trouble legally. Now its just damage control to make sure she salvages what reputation she can sceounge together.

  • @goodgrief888
    @goodgrief888 11 часов назад +42

    Fyre Festival guy just got out of jail and is trying to do Fyre Festival 2. These people never ever stop.

    • @tartrazine5
      @tartrazine5 7 часов назад +3

      He should have been required to legally change his name to Fyre Festival Guy. To warn anyone tempted to do business with him.

    • @Deznaj666
      @Deznaj666 6 часов назад +1

      I know a CEO that stopped scamming...

    • @flinchus
      @flinchus 6 часов назад +3

      Bro still hasn't given any details on booked acts despite the festival date being in april.
      He has confirmed events such as 'live karate combat pits' so it's basically going to be an episode of 'Survivor' with attendees engaging in mortal combat for cheese sandwiches on paper plates😂.

    • @smalltowns374
      @smalltowns374 4 часа назад

      Did he died ​@@Deznaj666

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 часа назад

      @@Deznaj666 (Mario Bros theme intensifies)

  • @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199
    @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199 14 часов назад +249

    "inside-her trading" 👀😂

  • @thebreadbaron5951
    @thebreadbaron5951 14 часов назад +276

    Trump auditing the gov, Kansas City lost, 2025 is killin it so far lol

    • @animalm4st3r
      @animalm4st3r 14 часов назад +19

      and got damn how they lost. Mahommes might aswell call himself Sackhomes now XD

    • @kawkasaurous
      @kawkasaurous 14 часов назад +8

      Thats disrespectful to losers. They got BTFO

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 13 часов назад +20

      As long as Taylor Swift lost I'm happy. And I guess eagle's are pretty American, but both of those cities are hellscapes.

    • @jayceecee8651
      @jayceecee8651 13 часов назад +1

      ​@@bullschitt3666I'm not hating. Philly had terrible helicopter crash. They needed a win. Besides, KC can comeback and win it next year.

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 13 часов назад +3

      ​@@jayceecee8651I still can't forgive the giants for giving up saqoun barkely

  • @TheRealMiniIsHere
    @TheRealMiniIsHere 14 часов назад +288

    Hawk Tuah was funny for a while, then it got sad, then annoying and now its getting pathetic.

    • @LawrenceMacMacster
      @LawrenceMacMacster 14 часов назад +25

      Nah we're just waiting for the OF brah

    • @DarkEnergyTony
      @DarkEnergyTony 14 часов назад +3

      ​@LawrenceMacMacste when grammy dies

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 13 часов назад +2

      it'll swing back to funny then annoying soon

    • @scottyP1672
      @scottyP1672 13 часов назад +9

      It’s always been sad, annoying and pathetic. It’s also always been funny, and even funnier now 😂

    • @Berserk1Manga
      @Berserk1Manga 13 часов назад +39

      She was never funny.

  • @ShadowbannedAccount
    @ShadowbannedAccount 6 часов назад +15

    4:36 Remember that this is the woman that made an entire podcast out of a meme.
    This girl has "grift" written all over her. Nothing is beneath her.

  • @trafficosrs
    @trafficosrs 10 часов назад +14

    This girl crying now oh boy wait till she finds out about prison

  • @n-o-sent
    @n-o-sent 14 часов назад +140

    Ahhhh the infamous southern double rug tug

    • @pasteghost428
      @pasteghost428 13 часов назад +19

      Scam on dem thangs

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 13 часов назад +7

      Hey! We don't do that down here. She's an honorary Yankee as far as I'm concerned!

    • @CarbonatedGravy
      @CarbonatedGravy 9 часов назад +1

      There has to be an urban dictionary definition for this

    • @SwayzePGM
      @SwayzePGM 5 часов назад +1

      I'd let someone give me a good ole southern double rugtug

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 часа назад

      @@MeanBeanComedy Yeah sure, we all remember Boss Hogg!

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti 13 часов назад +178

    She's wiping her crocodile tears on her fans money.

    • @FriedRice-c1k
      @FriedRice-c1k 13 часов назад +3

      Having rich fans are blessings I guess 😂😂😂

    • @mustchoosewisely
      @mustchoosewisely 11 часов назад +1

      Couldn't leave well enough alone, could she? lol

    • @Brekhald
      @Brekhald 10 часов назад +1

      How does she have fans?!?

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 3 часа назад

      I got to ask but who was dumb enough to fall for any of this?

    • @japonieczpolski2903
      @japonieczpolski2903 2 часа назад

      ​@@aaronmontgomery2055same ppl who fell for trump and malenia coins...

  • @Kaiziak
    @Kaiziak 13 часов назад +78

    going from “I’m not in a position to share the contract” to “I’ll show you the contract if you go on the podcast” really required more thinking through. Picked the wrong guy to take for a fool

    • @wills242
      @wills242 12 часов назад +1

      Yeah who woulda thought that was at all reasonable wtf

  • @deebee4575
    @deebee4575 4 часа назад +6

    Anyone who got scammed by buying into this deserves all the misery that comes of it…

  • @LLAAPPSSEE
    @LLAAPPSSEE 6 часов назад +4

    It's really nice that both of them are donating to the animals that have been affected by the fires because they clearly don't give a shit about the people.

    • @WithChristopher
      @WithChristopher 4 часа назад +2

      Those hot dogs won't see a single green dollar.

    • @LLAAPPSSEE
      @LLAAPPSSEE 4 часа назад

      @ Yuuuuuum, hot dogs.

  • @EvilGeniusRANIK
    @EvilGeniusRANIK 13 часов назад +32

    Ed Edd n Eddy have more successful scams than this girl's team.

  • @BubblewrapisJDM
    @BubblewrapisJDM 13 часов назад +41

    Contract as mysterious as Boogie's cancer diagnosis

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 10 часов назад +1

      high chance the mysterious person was logan paul

  • @ReclaimYourMind
    @ReclaimYourMind 13 часов назад +88

    These dudes ran a train on her and unfortunately for her she's 100% liable; prosecutors are salivating.

    • @zacatkinson3926
      @zacatkinson3926 12 часов назад

      ya but will anything happen?

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 10 часов назад

      @@zacatkinson3926 crypto company set up in cayman islands. associated with paul brothers. does anything ever happen to the paul brothers when they scam ppl? other than im sorry.

    • @FloatingPercussions
      @FloatingPercussions 8 часов назад +2

      @@zacatkinson3926 You for sure can go to jail for this if enough evidence is accumulated.

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 4 часа назад +1

      ​@@FloatingPercussions but they manipulated a feeble minded person, that can't be hard to prove 🥴

  • @strudelcaboodle
    @strudelcaboodle Час назад +1

    This man is a gift I not yet discovered until 2 years ago... any news network < ASMON

  • @franklinrichards8851
    @franklinrichards8851 2 часа назад +3

    I only give thumbs up when something is said that is funny as hell or blows my mind and the "Local drug dealers have more integrity than this" was the line that got me.

    • @Andy_Paris
      @Andy_Paris 2 часа назад

      I only give thumbs up to comments that make me laugh or give me great insights or if I agree with their opinions. But...your comment was the exception 👍🏾

  • @BananaHoardX
    @BananaHoardX 13 часов назад +101

    >Checks Early Life
    >Nothing
    Hmm... something fishy here.
    >Investigate
    >She reveals her 23andMe results on a podcast
    *There it is!*

  • @SekuruJohan
    @SekuruJohan 13 часов назад +54

    16:02. Her true fans. When you consider how she got famous, this is a wild statement

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 12 часов назад +5

      “My true fans” is always a telltale sign that an influencer is about to dodge responsibility for some drama.

  • @puzzlebawce795
    @puzzlebawce795 13 часов назад +85

    Someone said she sounds like Butters and now I can’t unhear it 😭

    • @aaronrodgers9202
      @aaronrodgers9202 13 часов назад +14

      Leopold starch! Wu Wu what's Goin on fu fellurs

    • @aaronrodgers9202
      @aaronrodgers9202 13 часов назад

      @@puzzlebawce795 wu-wu-whats Goin' on fu-fellurs

    • @sunbear76re
      @sunbear76re 13 часов назад +6

      I don’t hear it lol pass that shit

    • @Kenspiracy664
      @Kenspiracy664 13 часов назад +2

      In the sense that butters is challenged, yes 100%

    • @ciderwaffles2029
      @ciderwaffles2029 12 часов назад

      😂

  • @JayRoberts244
    @JayRoberts244 13 часов назад +8

    What kind of attorney exchanges text messages with someone who exposed their client? Then during the text messages contradicts himself and his client and all but admitted that she made millions off the scam.
    Her problem isn’t just that she’s a moron but that everyone she seems to have on her team is also

    • @Ilych367
      @Ilych367 Час назад

      the people on her team aren’t morons they just know how dumb she is and are making sure it lands on her not them

  • @scuffedwizard
    @scuffedwizard 8 часов назад +6

    Me in hell explaining the hawk tuah rugpull to a Roman peasant

    • @sharang26
      @sharang26 3 часа назад

      LMAO

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 2 часа назад +1

      "I don't know what an Internet or Crypto are, but it sounds a lot like what Decimus the Sly used to do with Persian rug investment schemes."

    • @greenbean4323
      @greenbean4323 53 минуты назад

      This had me rolling. 😂😂😂 Someone needs to make a cartoon of that...

  • @falaramal3979
    @falaramal3979 13 часов назад +15

    old school runescape anti scamming should be a class in school at this point

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 13 часов назад +39

    07:45 ... Using the vernacular of kids these days, "Local drug dealers have more integrity than this", I have to say, "No cap!"
    Due to recovering from a broken neck, back and crushed skull, I had to live in low-income studio apartments in a converted 400 room hotel building that became studio apartments. Every other "room" as they were called (not even "studios" or "apartments") was some sketchy crook. Be they drug users stealing to get their fix, or drug dealers supplying them with their chemical of choice, there were a lot of drug dealers in that building.
    They knew I was straight as could be AND that I kept to myself. What did those drug dealers do to me in the three years I was there? They held the elevator door for me as I hobbled with my walker toward the slow elevator, they helped me with my groceries, and acted like normal neighbors.
    So I say, "Compared to Hawk-girl's lawyer and podcast team, Zack is right"... drug dealers DO have more integrity than those people trying to swindle the use of Coffeezilla's name on their show.

    • @LadyLubdan
      @LadyLubdan 12 часов назад +6

      I mean at least they're providing a product. Hawk tuah doesn't provide anything...

    • @levibull6063
      @levibull6063 10 часов назад +7

      I've actually come across a dealer who refused to sell to people under 18 .... he was actually a really nice guy
      A few people knew him and had no problems with him

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 9 часов назад +4

      “Professionals have standards.”

    • @Steve-YT383
      @Steve-YT383 8 часов назад +2

      I lived with one for a while. He was very to me and others.

    • @Nimrawid
      @Nimrawid 6 часов назад

      Media lie a lot about drug dealers to scare ppl. I always felt this was BS but once I finally met a drug dealer (I would never guess he is one), they are nice people with great customer service lol. Its a business after all and scaring normie clients brings you no buck.

  • @hirotakasugi4891
    @hirotakasugi4891 14 часов назад +70

    You're only scared of Coffeezilla if you hiding some shady shit

    • @CrustaceousB
      @CrustaceousB 11 часов назад

      Fr! 😂Even with the topics he discussess I find him pretty relaxing.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 часов назад +2

      So why is Coffeezilla afraid to go on her podcast? Cause she'll edit it? Like he edits her?

    • @SteelChickenShorts
      @SteelChickenShorts 8 часов назад +7

      ⁠@@LarsLarsen77 she not gonna spit on your thing, dude. What did coffee edit of hers out of context? Not even the hawk tuah team is claiming that… simp harder.

    • @yimmmmy
      @yimmmmy 4 часа назад +1

      @@LarsLarsen77 Lars eat a sandwich and calm down a bit

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 часа назад +1

      @@LarsLarsen77 Stage 3 brain rot, I'm afraid it's terminal.

  • @nep3nthe773
    @nep3nthe773 3 часа назад +4

    I love that Asmon gives Hasan more benefit of the doubt than Hawk Tua

  • @Redslayer86
    @Redslayer86 5 часов назад +2

    I remember when she first came on to the scene, all the 30+ single moms were acting like they were teens again lol

  • @LawrenceMacMacster
    @LawrenceMacMacster 13 часов назад +28

    She's fit for politics

    • @dopaminefield
      @dopaminefield 8 часов назад

      She already thought the president and his wife on how to do a crypto rugpull.

  • @SociallyIneptInvertebrate
    @SociallyIneptInvertebrate 14 часов назад +131

    I'd be scared of Coffeezilla if i was a rug pulling scamfluencer too.

    • @Emanance
      @Emanance 14 часов назад +7

      Why? No one’s ever been convicted based on a Coffeezilla video

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 14 часов назад +7

      Why? He doesn't exactly have much of a track record for actually getting anything done when actually confronted. And he's never ended anyone's career, everyone he uses as a video subject is either already done or still scamming to this day without any meaningful impact done to them from his coverage.

    • @nucleargodzillasalami
      @nucleargodzillasalami 14 часов назад +1

      We all know which crypto coins are scams, but Zilla only talks about the scams after people are scammed. Crypto is one of the few industries I have been in where the good guys everyone talks about are actually pond scum. And the people named as bad consistently aren't ripping off a soul.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 12 часов назад +2

      He worse than the others..
      He pretends to be all about showing through truth while its all about how much money he can make targeting a. person..
      He does not care unless it will get him clicks and cash..

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 2 часа назад

      Sure guys, none of his videos will influence Prosecutors and lawyers suing her, and they absolutely won't use his research for a jumping off point in their due diligence. No sir.

  • @tyrone_shoelace_says
    @tyrone_shoelace_says 14 часов назад +54

    Hawk Tuah 2: Crypto Boogaloo

  • @sohctony
    @sohctony 4 часа назад +1

    100% the lawyer would want him to sign an nda prior to reading the contract

  • @brianm5563
    @brianm5563 9 часов назад +2

    "The double rug!?!" 😂🤣😂🤣🤣 I was making soup and it almost wound up on the ceiling 😂😂

  • @TitosLastBrainCell-8
    @TitosLastBrainCell-8 14 часов назад +99

    This generations "Cash me outside" girl.

    • @shmobbin6501
      @shmobbin6501 14 часов назад +15

      dam you right af they got a new one about every ten years now

    • @vinfinity0626
      @vinfinity0626 14 часов назад +12

      But cash me outside girl is smart. Invested all her money in properties and now she rich rich. TBH

    • @hoang2312
      @hoang2312 14 часов назад +11

      how bout dat

    • @nathanm2701
      @nathanm2701 13 часов назад +13

      @@vinfinity0626 and now she has blood cancer, toll paid

    • @64siskat96
      @64siskat96 13 часов назад

      @@nathanm2701hope she pulls through 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @Mutt4234
    @Mutt4234 13 часов назад +38

    She can’t go away fast enough.

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 13 часов назад +14

    Her story began as a farce, and ended as a tragedy.

  • @avarice2801
    @avarice2801 13 часов назад +9

    Safe to assume that this will happen again and she will continue to be blissfully ignorant.

  • @EinSwitzer
    @EinSwitzer 11 часов назад +2

    I give it 2 years then she's 400lb complaining that they took her food stamps away

  • @nt0027
    @nt0027 14 часов назад +30

    at this point making a living off scamming people is so much more lucrative then actually working.

    • @user-cg9zq4bt5q
      @user-cg9zq4bt5q 13 часов назад

      Just look a india "each and everything "😂

  • @Cerockman
    @Cerockman 13 часов назад +17

    Predicting her to do some chaggaglin and hawk tuahing for real when she hops on OF eventually

  • @UnicornOfDepression
    @UnicornOfDepression 14 часов назад +29

    This girl is beyond a train wreck. She's running in front of her own train, removing the railroad ties herself.
    "True fans?" Fans of what? Your ability to .....?

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 13 часов назад +8

      The *OnlyFans* that matter are her true fans if you get what I'm saying.

    • @acidroshan1
      @acidroshan1 10 часов назад

      Ability to hawk thua ofc

    • @dredfurst2699
      @dredfurst2699 7 часов назад +1

      The ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 2 часа назад

      @@dredfurst2699 Strip the chrome off a bumper.

  • @AnyMEmdq
    @AnyMEmdq 12 часов назад +4

    8:45 When can we expect "Asmon's Gold", then?

  • @jjtubens
    @jjtubens 3 часа назад +1

    Coffeezilla for USA Secretary of Treasury

  • @Ferocioussquirrel
    @Ferocioussquirrel 13 часов назад +15

    Double rug, you just got Jaked and Loganed. 🤣😂🤣

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 10 часов назад +1

      funny enough he was probly behind the coin in the first place since it was his editor that leaked the pod cast to raise the price of the coin

  • @Darkin-w
    @Darkin-w 13 часов назад +21

    Happy to know 48k other people are doing nothing right now, just enjoying Asmongold

  • @asdfasgdfgsd107
    @asdfasgdfgsd107 13 часов назад +40

    Being "joe rogan inches tall" had me fuckin rollin 💀the casual shade is brutal

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 13 часов назад +3

      He used it wrong. He is one Rogan tall.

  • @disasterincarnate
    @disasterincarnate 6 часов назад +1

    i find it funny that people only realized later they were "scammed" when the name of the actual scam is "hawk tuah", the sound someone makes when spitting on someone, that should have been the big main clue in massive red neon lights.

  • @WincredibleHulk
    @WincredibleHulk 13 часов назад +12

    "Hey stupid youtuber, I'm a complete moron's big brain lawyer, please come on her podcast?" 😅

  • @lobsterro11
    @lobsterro11 13 часов назад +35

    She's gonna have to talk tuah Judge about this all in court.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 часов назад +2

      The only thing illegal here is Coffeezilla's slander

    • @hargroves240
      @hargroves240 7 часов назад

      @@LarsLarsen77 is it though slander i mean do you have info everyone else doesn't

    • @Paulo27
      @Paulo27 Час назад

      No she's not, Trump is making sure this stuff is all perfectly fine since he's doing it too

  • @odin823
    @odin823 13 часов назад +12

    It's classic Dunning-Kruger. You have people thinking they can game an ungamable system. Somehow, they're going to be the one to figure it out. Like you said, its a house of cards and when any one card leaves, it all tumbles down.

  • @Blue-Hawk-Legend
    @Blue-Hawk-Legend 13 часов назад +20

    She feels so bad for her fans,yet hasn't refunded all of the money

    • @greenbean4323
      @greenbean4323 52 минуты назад

      It's hard to let go of that much money. She had plans.

  • @horstnietzsche1923
    @horstnietzsche1923 12 часов назад +3

    A scammer inviting coffiezilla is like inviting the cops to your dealing.

    • @Predator-ng3gn
      @Predator-ng3gn 7 часов назад

      Like the damn Trojan Horse all over again

  • @saradavis6581
    @saradavis6581 13 часов назад +38

    "Elon should hire Coffeezilla to DOGE"

    • @EthanWilliams-y2o
      @EthanWilliams-y2o 13 часов назад

      Bump

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 12 часов назад

      Coffeezilla is pretending he's not right wing nowadays but he's secretly based, he wouldn't work for Elon because he'd be scared to piss off his current fanbase of anti-bitcoin lefty redditors.

    • @tysloo81
      @tysloo81 12 часов назад

      coffeezilla don't know how to make AI to scan through the data, could take him forever to check all the data

  • @Sile
    @Sile 14 часов назад +24

    They should all go to jail for a while.

    • @sethprice241
      @sethprice241 13 часов назад +2

      I feel like we're not using jail time to it's full potential.

  • @Lockandkey45
    @Lockandkey45 13 часов назад +9

    How do people even think investing on a coin somebody made up the value of , is a good idea and is backed by nothing lol 😂

    • @mauchkimberly
      @mauchkimberly 13 часов назад +3

      Yea, meme coins, especially, make no sense to me at all. It seems inevitable you lose money with this.

    • @LadyLubdan
      @LadyLubdan 12 часов назад

      ​@@mauchkimberlyFools and their money are soon parted.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 10 часов назад +1

      I hate these scams but the people that make the coin and the first few buys that sell after an hour will make a large profit. It basically a game of chicken, those that pullout last loses

  • @anthonyhoh5073
    @anthonyhoh5073 6 часов назад +2

    @7:00 to be fair there is a difference between letting someone read a document in your presence and giving them a copy

    • @sixeyes831
      @sixeyes831 3 часа назад

      They showed their hand by saying he’ll be able to read it “on the podcast”. If they said we can only show you in person then maybe that could’ve worked better.

  • @Hornrambo
    @Hornrambo 12 часов назад +4

    when the rug pull just becomes a treadmill

  • @drop830
    @drop830 13 часов назад +13

    "Hawk Tuah wants to have Coffeezilla on her podcast! Why would she do that?" MONEY, that's why.

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 13 часов назад +19

    She needs to be sued into oblivion.

  • @AndroidRetroGamer95
    @AndroidRetroGamer95 13 часов назад +14

    How to kill your own meme speedrun any %

  • @uwesteffen5720
    @uwesteffen5720 11 часов назад +4

    Always double dip. Always double rug.

  • @Gracie_19200
    @Gracie_19200 5 часов назад +3

    46:31

  • @toodlepop
    @toodlepop 13 часов назад +7

    i wonder if she knows there are real jobs out there. i mean i'm not sure she could get hired at any of them...but i'll bet money that "filling out job applications" isn't on her list of things to do.

  • @kona2077
    @kona2077 14 часов назад +8

    Content tonight goes crazy

    • @MrTotalNiceGuy
      @MrTotalNiceGuy 13 часов назад +1

      It's been fun. Especially, Asmon farming the comments tonight.

  • @chimp610
    @chimp610 6 часов назад +1

    Standard Asmon video: look aghast, rub forehead

  • @CrowbarBallad
    @CrowbarBallad 10 часов назад +2

    "Excuse me 🤨"
    Asmon, you are indeed gold at times my boy 💀

  • @dis-topia
    @dis-topia 13 часов назад +14

    17:48 I thought she was going to say "All the money from this episode is going to be donated to animals who bought the hawk thuah coin" 😂😂

  • @keithpierce5686
    @keithpierce5686 11 часов назад +4

    "She scammed us"
    Taking a bet on someone who started crypto from fame gotten from saying "Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang".....you scammed yourself.

  • @Annakaydyct
    @Annakaydyct 14 часов назад +9

    Who would spend their money on that?!?

  • @codycroosh3073
    @codycroosh3073 12 часов назад +2

    I just assume that the people that buy into this stuff assume that it is a rug pool but they think “I’ll get out before the rug is pulled “. because that’s the only thing that makes sense to me

    • @lburket23
      @lburket23 2 часа назад +1

      Which is why I don’t really get into Coffeezilla’s sensationalizing either. I don’t like scammers, but people who bought Tuah coins were not some 80 year old grandma. They were just people who thought they would be the one scamming someone else by selling the coin.

  • @justacomment123
    @justacomment123 8 часов назад +2

    Never have I seen someone pull a scam by apologizing for having previously pulled the EXACT SAME SCAM

  • @finalbreath15
    @finalbreath15 13 часов назад +9

    That one day the random girl was interviewed:
    one (half) year later.
    Haliey with an "iey" definitely didn't have parents that met at the dive bar.
    Asmon isnt upset at the scam, just how awful the scam is (for clarity).

  • @Derrakor
    @Derrakor 8 часов назад +3

    9:30 harry potter and the mysterious contract

  • @davidfrechtling787
    @davidfrechtling787 12 часов назад +3

    Hawk Tuah "is a stakeholder" as well as being a sausage spitter.

  • @waspyglimkin
    @waspyglimkin 11 часов назад +1

    At one point she says "my charity" makes you wonder if she is shuffling the money around too to avoid the IRS

  • @demonshadows1
    @demonshadows1 4 часа назад +1

    If she needs a place to stay and hide out, I got a spare room, and I like to cook.

  • @silversobe
    @silversobe 13 часов назад +15

    The Coffee was too hot for her

  • @zebatov
    @zebatov 12 часов назад +7

    2:09
    Holy shit, they spelled her name like they couldn’t decide which way to spell it, so they picked them all.

  • @codename_d3vl863
    @codename_d3vl863 14 часов назад +5

    It’s always her “lawyer” or “physician” who are the biggest simps.
    Anyways super funny to see farmed. This sort of drama is silly enough to distract me from the serious issues that are going around lol

    • @cccmmm1234
      @cccmmm1234 13 часов назад +1

      Is it simping when you're charging$400/ hr?

  • @FediMayn
    @FediMayn 2 часа назад +1

    @14:22 It might be the case that she got in with the wrong crowd contractually

  • @pierce4026
    @pierce4026 5 часов назад

    I love coffee and the people on the news trying to keep their “newscaster” tempo and voice while they say the words “hawk tuah”

  • @ELXABER
    @ELXABER 14 часов назад +23

    If you lost money on the Hawk Tuah scam... 👉 🤣 😂 🤡

    • @Darth_Autisticus
      @Darth_Autisticus 14 часов назад +3

      Probably a lot of drunk people.

    • @nittojoe136
      @nittojoe136 14 часов назад +4

      If you lost money on this coin, you 100% deserve it. If you get rugpulled in 2025 you have a single digit IQ

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod 13 часов назад +1

      Kind of hard not to blame investors

  • @bruceashby6900
    @bruceashby6900 13 часов назад +8

    Coffee needs to apply for a doge position.