SINGLE PREGNANT MOM Gets a Job IN VR! [HTC VIVE] Job Simulator
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2019
- Today I realized... I NEED TO GET A REAL JOB!
BECAUSE ITS JANUARY AND ADS ARE DOWN!
So I decided to be a chef so I can eat on the job! :3
💜 Subscribe! 💜
bit.ly/sub_aphmau
💜 Job Simulator 💜
store.steampowered.com/app/44...
💜 Come at a look at my merch! 💜
teespring.com/stores/shop-aphmau
► Instagram: / aphmau_
► Twitter: / _aphmau_
#SINGLE #PREGNANT #MOM 
Игры
![SINGLE MOTHER Gets A REAL JOB! [HTC VIVE] Job Simulator](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ztVYlTAlHGY/mqdefault.jpg)
![SINGLE MOTHER Gets A REAL JOB! [HTC VIVE] Job Simulator](/img/tr.png)
![Annoying Orange - Job Simulator Supercut [Saturday Supercut]](/img/1.gif)
14:06 Oof, Jason did a sly move right there
Kawaii Rainbow yeah
14:09
Yup
I knew *someone* would mention this.
I know i saw that too
Poor Jet......
14:07 That moment when someone does something without you noticing...
Lol
Hello Ochaco! :]
@@sammy1979 Hi! :)
Jess:I am pregnant not chungus.
me: does of laughter
*Jason walk in*
Jason: what do you mean single?
Jessica: UHHHHHHH
Lol ahahah lmao
Yeah. What if Jason sees the video and is like, “SINGLE!!!!! Is this a way of Jess telling me she wants a divorce? THROUGH A VIDEO TITLE!!!!!
Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah
GACHA AGAIN OH MY GOD😐
Xd funny lol
*PREGO CHEF* 💝
:OOOOOOOOOOo you pregnant dies OOOOF I never knew dies agaIN
Whoever is reading this I genuinely hope you're having a AMAZING freaking day so far! ♥️
I post Fortnite if anyone is nice enough to give me a chance 💖 if not that's okay!
Yass queen 😘😘
Preho
@@KittySparkles. wtf dude
Jess:WHOEVER’S GETTING THIS IS BLESSED
me:WHOEVER’s WATCHING THIS IS BLESSED
Xx RuffRoses xX noice
Aphmau: makes smoothie like a normal person.
Most RUclipsrs: so basically I am going to take anything not nailed to the floor and put it in the blender, drink half of it, then give it to the costumer.
😂that’s so true I would do that
this made me laugh real hard
Same😂
Yep,I thought of that, but actually It's real, JUST THEY ALWA-
I love how when the robots are proposing, someone holds the dog wolf thing in the room.
Jet's face XD
How did I find you 0.0
NU USE *8D* THAT AARON USED IN PHONIX DROP HIGH
Omg how did u find you wow!!
Jets?
+LIGHT AND BLUE CØOL ;)
Look at that baby bump awwwwwwwww!!!!
Yas. That dog much baby
Kira Parmlee real baby
Huh
Her baby bump is really cute
Lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul
I love how when the British robot came she and “Andy?”
Lol, your right, Andy is proud
You ore 👎bad
@@zanderbaker5345 ?
Lol
16:57 Jet doesn't understand what's going on. 😂
14:08 imma take a guess and say that was Jason with the wolf plush trying to mess to Jess
Ashley The Betta_Wolf , You noticed that too?!?!
I did not see that!! I’m salty that I missed it. Buuuuuttttt, I hope he recorded and posts a vlog or something of that. I only noticed Jess being attacked at the end
*fancy robot floats in*
Jess: “Andy?”
Me: “xD His voice...”
Jess: “I’m gonna call that robot Andy.” :3
Foxzord The Shadow ANDI!?
14:09 so funny. Jason pulls out the wolf plus his,then pulls it away again. Rofl😂
The cute dog is my favorite
7:44
Jess: So we want some potatoes in it.
Me: *Cannibal!!*
You are what you eat!
Vivi _Nova yea XD
@@Vivian19739 So am I... A FRENCH FRY?!
ME!!!!
The "you are what you eat." Expression is only true if you are a cannibal.
*British Robot Comes*
Jess: ... Andy?!
Me: *ded*
That moment of silence when jess blows out Timmy's candle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When she added the Potato to the soup, I right away thought of, “You stupid potato”
Hhhhhh good days 🥺
Oh my god I remember that 😢
@@djalom1194 👊🏻 😤 OGs for life
the baby's name.
_jungus_
Chungus*
thats the joke. it has to be a j.
Jungus
Olivia Fragoso everyone in the family has a name that starts with j
For example
Jason
Jet
Julia
Jess
Uhh idk he rest
Olivia Fragoso r/woooooooosh
😂😂🤣🤣 I literally laugh at that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD my favorite part 5:51
Aphmau: Andy?!
Me:😂hahaha
Edit:I've never got this many likes in a few hours
thank you so much😊
5:49
i have one thing to say about this...
*I love every single bit about it.*
Can you do a gourmet chef episode where you just screw with people's orders as much as possible?
Jess: *pulls apple and lemon* I am going to make an orange and banana smoothie
Scientifically accurate
Yez taht hou (GACHA)lief worhks
Lol
Lol
@@aurescentgamez_ i subed to you
Has the body of a goddess.
Yes you do Aphmau can’t wait for the baby!
Naya yessssss
@Akii Why do you have to ruin this.. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. They ARE earning subscribers from making videos. Just don't please. Aphmau makes me and a 4.5M other people very entertained by making videos for US.
:o
My mom to
2021she has 2
kids
Jess: Don't worry man, I got this!
Also Jess: *Eats 2 whole egg shells*
14:05 jasonnnnnn I saw that! Jess may not have noticed but WE ALL DID HAHA 😂
14:09 anyone notice that someone is holding woof plushy?
StaryGamer I’m pretty sure it was jason
@Serenitee Perry yeah, maybe your right
It was jason
Play it like five million times I am happy now
I saw that and was thinking Jason why you do that
Bot: "Heeelloh Human!"
Jess: "Andy?'
Me: Haha... oof.
Rebecca 5:50
😂😂I love how you said you couldn't see jet but you literally pointed at him/her😂😂 also I don't know if jet is a boy or girl so don't mind me hehe...
The lobby was everything😭 gave me back memories when i was doin vr😭
She has the figure of a *_goddess_*
i aint the expert but it is true a greek goddes of motherhood i belive was it.
Trinity Vallender
You young lady/man just got a new subscriber :>
Agreed. I'm super fat-
I'm your new FAND💗😘😏🍮😻😽🍫
SHE'S HEH YOU LOL
omfg jess’s baby bump 😭
so cute :D
EmilyRulesUnicornz ikr
Ikr it's so adorable.
14:58 sorry Timmy 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 omgosh poor Timmy I’m dead lol
The sign:
Remember…
The customer
ALWAYS PAYS
16:56 is my favorite part. Jet is so confused.
lol why she stab corgy butt
whos jet
@@alvabrennan3969 the corgi
@@mckenziebenedict5061 ik i ust realised
@@alvabrennan3969 haha 🤣 having a conversation with flaming fox
People; hope Aphmau is okay at playing God God; yes i ll bless Aphmau
Hi Aph I’m SUPER Happy that ur pregnant with twins I’m excited god bless you ❤
The bugs were at Jet and she didn’t realise
You actually look like a Goddess with the white shirt and the flowers in the background 😍😍
Aphmau: “-because I have the body of a goddess”
Me: yes you do queen!
Jason: what am I a roach?!?!?!?!?
DID ANYONE SEE JASON COME IN WITH THE APHMAU PLUSHIE????? LOL 😂😂😂😂
(edit)
Then at the end he threw it at her Lol 😂😂😂
When?
@@raisanf5184 WHEN
raisa noor fadhila at 14:08
I did! I can't believe no one else noticed or said in the comments 😅
THAT WAS WOOF THE WOLF PLUSH!
OMG!!!!! I PLAYED THAT AT MY FRIENDS HOME!!!!😃😃😃😃😃
Edit:wow thanks for the likes!😊😄
Jet: doesnt listen to aphmau and sleeps
Me: CUTE PUppY
I made a playlist of your videos and I'm also a fan of you ☺️
When I SAW The title I thought The WORST!!!
But then cklicked on The video and I could finally Breathe once again.
Nikki_ Sweet i don’t get it
Hi
Nikki_ Sweet yo same! I was so concerned but then I was happy to see Jess enjoy the game
Sammmeee I like freaked out
Me too XD
Wow she prego and still looking on point
What are your secrets
And yes you are looking like a goddess
Pregnant with a fashion sense
Rainbow Dash yes it is
5 years ago? I remember when this came out.
jess: THERE ARE BUG BOTS EVERYWHERE! jet: bro what the heck? 16:57
Aphmau: I just want to make sure I look ok
Me: says the most beautiful girl ever
She's married
@@bens_bestie3592 ok?
Back off Jason's wifey
Aphmau:As you see I’m pregnant not Chunges😂
CorgiLover’s Attack on titan 😂😂😂😂😂
Chungus*
Chungus*
its chungus
No it’s CHUNGOOOOOOSE
4:58 Jess said Do I even know how to fruit anymore
Game: flavor packet Jess: more drugs
Jet was in the room where it happen (bad Hamilton joke I’m sorry)
Cherry Ten noooOOooOOO i like it
*Awesome,wow*
Was that joke? Uh yes
Cherry Ten Yasss! Hamilton for life!
(claps) I am *satisfied*
5:48
aphmau:"Andy"? "
Me: dies of laughter
That defined everyone that is British is Andy
i like it when aaron put in a plushie on camra at 14:08
Bot card: get cooking chef human
Aphmau: I have a name you know!
Jess: I’ve been playing other games...
Me: Like doodle date, don’t deny it, you know what happened with Claire....
jess: *advises jet to move before he gets stepped on*
jet: *dosnt move*
jet: no please step on me
Plz mommy step on me
JET IS A MASOCHIST CONFIRMED
Haha funny 😆 lolol
Is not funny
I like dis comment bc it’s says stepped on and dosnt move and no please step on me haha lolol
20:09 when Jason throws the wolf plush at her 😂
Am glad u are good with ur pregnancy and u look like a goddess while pregnant not gonna lie
Ur Gregnant!AND A GREGNANT GODDESSSS!ur a bootiful gregnant goddesss
Teodora Budic R/wooossh
*SHES SO **_GREGNANT_** THAT HER. BABYS NAME IS GREG!!!*
yay.
@Teodora Budic r/wooooosh
r/thathappened
Teodora Budic pregnant* lol don’t try to correct people if u can’t even spell it right XD
@Teodora Budic r/WOOSH
*Jess:* Jet, I advise u to LEAVE
*Jet:* ??? What are u doing human?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😗🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jet: And humans think THEY'RE the advanced ones 😏
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I agree with this 😂
You meant what are you doing mom 👩 💞🐶
Jet: what are you doing?
did anyone notice jason getting the plushy?
Congrats to you Jessica and Jason I hope you and your kids have an amazing future
Aww me to
@@aurescentgamez_ stop please you say this a lot i don't wanna be to mean so please stop and maybe not ask for subs
R You aphmau
R You LOVE Bee
Me to
Oh- I was gonna re-watch the live stream from yesterday but nvm- but Jess you're so beautiful and jet at the beginning XD
She is bootiful
Nawwww I can just look at jet in the corner of the room forever bc he’s sooooooo CUTE
I bet you're kind kid is adorable
“I have emotional problems leave me alone”
Me
Yep same thats what i said
Me to
......?
What you say? 🇳🇴🇴🇲🇵🇰🇵🇼🇵🇸🇵🇦🇵🇬🇵🇾🇵🇪🇵🇭🇵🇳🇵🇱🇵🇹🇵🇷🇶🇦🇷🇪🇷🇴🇷🇺🇷🇼🇼🇸🇸🇲🇸🇹🇸🇦🇸🇳🇷🇸🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇬🇸🇽🇸🇰🇸🇮🇬🇸🇸🇧🇸🇴🇿🇦🇰🇷🇸🇸🇪🇸🇱🇰🇧🇱🇸🇭🇰🇳🇱🇨🇵🇲🇻🇨🇸🇩🇸🇷🇸🇪🇨🇭🇸🇾🇹🇼🇹🇯🇹🇿🇹🇭🇹🇱🇹🇬🇹🇰🇹🇴🇹🇹🇹🇳🇹🇷🇹🇲🇹🇨🇹🇻🇻🇮🇺🇬🇺🇦🇦🇪🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🇺🇸🇺🇾🇺🇿🇻🇺🇻🇦🇻🇪🇻🇳🇼🇫🇪🇭🇾🇪🇿🇲🇿🇼
*Fancy robot with pipe and mustache walks in*
"Andy?"
woof just randomly coming out in😭
Congradulations 😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄
"I'm going to make an orange and banana smoothie."
*holds up apple and lemon*
Edit: oh i guess someone else already commented like the same thing. this was a while ago so idk if i wrote it first but oh well
How much kids does aphmau have?
2
Haley and Brielle Dolan
lol people always reply to me with the bacon emoji
Golden Bacon lol
This was so funny 😂😂😂😂
I love how when that British bot cam she was like “Andy?!”
Yaaaaaay!☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
There was two dogs in the room one in the back and one in the front corner and one in the back corner
Jess: I love this job
Jason: *Shoves wolf plush onto screen without jess noticing*
The editor did
I knew more then one person would mention this.
@@albby_ yes he did:)
I didn't even notice😐
@@webby9044 14:06
aphmau: *I'm carrying one, I'm also carrying MYSELF! LEAVE ME ALONE*
*WUT*
Please tell me I’m not the only one who saw (I assume Jason) pop out the wolf plush at Jess at 14:08
You look like a goddess when your pregnant so cute
The place that bugs come from.......the answer is the butt of the corgis
True true 😂
Words of wisdom
your right XD😂😂😂😂
Robot Camera Man:Start by burning up this protein pill
Aphmau: Drugs?
Me: 😤😆
EXACTLY! LOL
Im happy for your baby
bro i play this all the time
(Title) SINGLE mom gets a job in vr
(Me) BOII WHEN WERE U EVER SINGLE LAST TIME I CHECKED U WERE MARRIED BOII
Ikr
IIOmq_Gacha Ella me as well
*i don't need no job.*
XD
•ҡıı ẇ0яʟԀ• I’m to young to get a job
Why can't watching RUclips be a job I'd be great at it!!!😂😅😊🤣😊🤣😅😂
@@emilygasrow1132 OMG yassss
Can you please do more of this?
"Aphmau uses a cactus to scrub the dishes" lol XD
Jess: One bacon?
I’ll put two.
😂😂
*see’s single in title* “JASON IM COMING WITH A CHANCLA !!!” 😂
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE LIKES ❤
Brooklyn Lava OML IM LAUGHING SO HARD xD
Cathrine Risner no, I think she was just role playing as a single pregnant lady.
LMAO
and a chancla
Congrats to jess as she got baby!
I remember when the first came out , I'm not even old .
Single? But.. your not single... XD
Thank god I'm not the only one to see that to
IK RIGHTTTT
Jess and Jason are quite banterous with each other so she probs put it as something sarcastic 😜
Broken yt has gotten to her
That's actually not fuuny
"Now, as you can absolutely see, I am Chungus."
I love job simulator. and i love your vr videos. keep it up
I have Job simulator and love it
"1 bacon? Ok lets put down 2." Then you burn da food