I feel like there are three primary categories that crack ships can be sorted in: Wouldn't this be funny Wouldn't this be hot Wouldn't this be interesting
I'm part of a group that makes massive crossover fics on ao3. We don't make ships often, but sometimes we have the best ideas. RUclips dislike button/Hatsune Miku is a personal favourite
I headcanon the Dislike button and Like button are siblings that actually like each other, hence why they’re next to each other because they’re gossiping to each other about things happening in the RUclips community and talking about how Subscribe button has a crush for Like, which the latter dislikes.
Dude. This is fanfiction. If canon do not vibe, it can go in the trash. That being said, please tag anything that shows that one piece of canon with Major Character Death please /Lh
Or even better… “This reminds me of the time I broke up with Lin-Manuel Miranda” *cuts to Lin* “I am not throwing away my shot, I am not throwing away this shot, you can’t throw away this shot” (Or something like that idk)
the strangest thing i've seen before was a Duo/personefied kahoot smut fic where duo was some kind of sadistic dictator and i stopped reading before anything hatched from the four eggs they made
I can just imagine the worst nightmare of the last one. The English teacher: finds the fic. The English teacher : puts fic on the screen in front of class and starts analyzing it. Teacher: Now, author name, what do you think you wanted to say in this sentence? Author name: wakes up, and never makes eye contact with anyone ever
@@tamsuemomwife according to the DIC series she's a kid (as the final season had the characters as teens, and you can't be an adult before being a teen), but I guess the answer depends on the version of her
As kids playing with toys my sister and I invented the crackship of Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)/Carole Hansen (The Saddle Club) and I want so badly to write a completely sincere fic about it as an ode to childhood shenanigans
i saw walter white in the video, didn't process that his name was onscreen, and said "wait is that vsauce?" also once i read a caine (tadc) x bill cipher fic
I can see it, -both have a fancy outfit with their hats and tries -both have eyes that are big parts of their design -both are wacky -both are powerful -and both play a big role in their respective shows lore
4:35 Of course, the author is losing their mind, Blake is afraid of a corgi, which is smaller than her, what do you think Blake would do with a dog the size of her dorm building?
my crack ship from my oldest fandom days was karkat from homestuck x fluttershy my reasoning? karkat just needed someone to be patient with him for once-
I had shipped Eridan x Pinkie Pie because of The Sims. Back in Sims 3, I made the trolls as well as the mane 6 (humanized because I didn't know how to do mods and I wanted to do my own human interpretations. This was before Equestria Girls existed). And Eridan and Pinkie Pie ended up together and they ended up getting married. No kids though.
I haven't read Homestuck but this reminds me of how I had a dream where gen 4 Rainbow Dash was dating Firefly from gen 1 and honestly now I keep thinking about that whenever I see either one
The Hozier lyric title for the Bruce Wayne/Totoro fic really is the cherry on top 😂 Maybe I'm just immune to it after almost 20 years of being in the fandom, but Phoenix Wright/Gordon Ramsay isn't that strange. The Ace Attorney kinkmeme on LJ was a garden of delights and horrors back in the day.
@KatanaNovaCat I also have ponies and Bill Cipher (along with some other Gravity Falls characters) in my old Tomodachi Life. Bill Cipher ended up with an OC of mine that has nothing to do with Gravity Falls. I think my favorite crackship out of that island was my "lookalike" which is a cat mii I've had since the Wii days named Neko (Yes, a cat named cat. real creative) and the Warden from Superjail. I have made so many jokes about how he married a talking cat.
@@angelsartandgaming The cat thing reminds me, I'm pretty sure Dave from Homestuck was dating a dinosaur last time I played (The dinosaur Mii is there purely because I made a Mii of an OC, overhauled the OC and changed their gender in the process, couldn't change the Mii's gender, and changed the Mii into a dinosaur instead.)
This is how all my Cookie Run ships came to be but with Cookie Run Kingdom instead, my kingdom had so many couples and families like the throuple of Princess/Chili Pepper/Black Raven, and Licorice and Pastry being married and having adopted Onion, and Dark Choco having adopted Squid Ink
I remember the time I watched two movies based on The Three Musketeers (Barbie and the Three Musketeers, the 1993 Three Musketeers movie) and shipped the main villains from the two movies (Philippe and Cardinal Richelieu respectively) because they seemed so similar. I'm talking about their red clothing, their same actors, their similar motives. I'm telling you, this was a match made in hell.
My favorite crackship is one me and my bf made. Mcgucket(gravity falls)x kinger (tadc). They’re both old and crazy, and they can be old and crazy together ❤
The Jeff Bezos/Ronald McDonald one is interesting and sounds like it might work for a little bit because of their social statuses but they’d mostly only get along as friends.
@SacabambaspisEYS I had to look it up, but it's called "Use The Sleeves of My Sweater (Let's have an adventure)". It's on ao3, and apparently the author wrote a second fic with that ship.
Apparently the summary ends with "I have too much free time on my hands and decided to make God cry" and the tags include "if you see this and you know me irl no you didn't" and "I mean it if you know me irl do NOT bring this up when you talk to me". ...Understandable, just like the fic isn't
Me and someone I know once found a fic that had like Dracula,Batman,Obama,Megatron, and so many more and it has VERY nsfw and I’m not sure if it was ironic
I wrote a crackfic but it was entirely in one fandom. It was two characters who have never even interacted before. Alef/Jelly. Tagged: Possessive Behavior (but only from Popsicle Stick)
I don’t usually make comments like “what was this person on” because I do have an imagination and do create things But I certainly know the people making this WEREN’T OKAY. But only through their suffering we make art Edit: some of these make sense vibes wise. Michael Jackson X Eiffel Tower ESPECIALLY
“Light Yagami/GEICO Gecko” and “Phoenix Weight/Gordon Ramsay make out in a bathroom stall” back-to-back made me die, those are two of my favorite things 😭
Back in the day I knew of someone who wrote YodaxDobbyxGollum on a dare, and in hindsight I can't really say I'm sorry that I never went looking for it😂
I admire the insane bravery it takes to submit shipping fanfiction as a school assignment, let alone one involving, not just one, but TWO unhinged crackships.
So I’m reading a fic which has a tag that says “____ does not exist” and to be fair, that character is the most hated character in the fandom. Love the videos
A genuine ship of mine is Soar the eagle from Sonic Boom and Roxanne Featherly from the Ducktales reboot Loser annoying reporter x successful annoying reporter real
The only ones that I would probably ship unironically would be the Shrek/Elphelba (because green, and misunderstood), Phoenix Wright/Gordon Ramsay (because human screwup lawyer x professional chef) and Angel Dust/Colonel Sanders (because this last one here had me a bit interested not gonna lie, big hunky man with cooking skills x spider stripper dude with intamacy issues because of past truama). They just make sense in terms of body size to me. I tried to imagine the other ones, but I just ended up feeling like I would throw up in my mouth. No offense to people who may ship some of the other pairings because of this video though.😅
The one ship that weirds me out the most is sans undertale x matpat game theory. Like... it doesn't matter that they're from opposite timelines, that's still selfcest
“i hope this is good, it’s my english assignment” is W I L D
I feel like there are three primary categories that crack ships can be sorted in:
Wouldn't this be funny
Wouldn't this be hot
Wouldn't this be interesting
Also Wouldn't this be fucked up
All mine are in the first row
Wouldn't this be weird af just for the sake of being weird af
I'm part of a group that makes massive crossover fics on ao3. We don't make ships often, but sometimes we have the best ideas.
RUclips dislike button/Hatsune Miku is a personal favourite
I headcanon the Dislike button and Like button are siblings that actually like each other, hence why they’re next to each other because they’re gossiping to each other about things happening in the RUclips community and talking about how Subscribe button has a crush for Like, which the latter dislikes.
If your fic has the Dislike Button, make sure to flag "major character death." :(
Dude.
This is fanfiction.
If canon do not vibe, it can go in the trash.
That being said, please tag anything that shows that one piece of canon with Major Character Death please
/Lh
@@forsetimaster0689 dislike button isn't dead, they just have gone mute after a major incident
Interesting
Peter Griffin x Lin-Manuel Miranda sounds like the setup for a cutaway gag. "This reminds me of the time I was boyfriends with Lin-Manuel Miranda."
Or even better…
“This reminds me of the time I broke up with Lin-Manuel Miranda”
*cuts to Lin* “I am not throwing away my shot, I am not throwing away this shot, you can’t throw away this shot”
(Or something like that idk)
I love how every crackfic that has a pairing that *almost* makes sense makes up for it with the most unhinged tags.
the strangest thing i've seen before was a Duo/personefied kahoot smut fic where duo was some kind of sadistic dictator and i stopped reading before anything hatched from the four eggs they made
Four 😭
IM SOBBING WHAT
WHAT 😭
HUH
“With this many new characters imagine all the violent shipping wars we’ll be completely powerless to do anything about!”
“Is, is this a cry for help”
also do y'all remember when people were shipping that one boat and the canal it got stuck in? that was a fun time
lmao WHAT
@what_the_actual_hay i think they're talking about the evergreen cargo ship and the suez canal
@@K4_is_gaming Ever Given
Wait they were actually shipping that
Yes. Yes they did. It was quite the time.
I found an Alastor/Alastor's Shadow/Jesus fic once. I never recovered.
I don't think I would either.
😭
I mean... it could happen
I can just imagine the worst nightmare of the last one.
The English teacher: finds the fic.
The English teacher : puts fic on the screen in front of class and starts analyzing it.
Teacher: Now, author name, what do you think you wanted to say in this sentence?
Author name: wakes up, and never makes eye contact with anyone ever
AHAHAHA imagine 😭😭
One time I used a random character generator to generate crack ships, one of them was Strawberry Shortcake and Jimmy Neutron... 😅
How old is Strawberry? 🤨
@@tamsuemomwife6 years old in the original
OH NO 😂
@@tamsuemomwife according to the DIC series she's a kid (as the final season had the characters as teens, and you can't be an adult before being a teen), but I guess the answer depends on the version of her
i refresh my page and the first thing i see is phoenix wright x gordon ramsay, yeah this is going to be one hell of a video, thanks you tonka
not only that but when im having a aa hyperfixation as well lmao
literally i was like WHAT
@@magelin543same
@@magelin543oh god me too. The fact that it’s a Danganronpa fic just baffles me even more……
literally the least cursed thing in this entire video tbh
As kids playing with toys my sister and I invented the crackship of Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)/Carole Hansen (The Saddle Club) and I want so badly to write a completely sincere fic about it as an ode to childhood shenanigans
do it do it do it
No I wanna hear this.
When you sang ‘Every Time We Touch’ I was taken back about ten years.
We need a full cover.
waitaminute waitaminute waitaminute people out here writing honest to god croaker fanfics? i gotta check this shit out
After watching StrangeAeons videos about the muppet joker Tumblr user, I was surprised to see fics about kermit x joker😭
i saw walter white in the video, didn't process that his name was onscreen, and said "wait is that vsauce?" also once i read a caine (tadc) x bill cipher fic
I can see it,
-both have a fancy outfit with their hats and tries
-both have eyes that are big parts of their design
-both are wacky
-both are powerful
-and both play a big role in their respective shows lore
@@tamsuemomwife yeah i'm surprized there's only one fic of them on ao3 tbh
Hey VSauce! Michael here
We need to C O O K
when i was like 15 i wrote a patrick star x shadow/silver fanfic parody in one of my classes it was pretty fun ngl
That sounds like a really nice safe class Damn
@@dfquartzidn6151 no i sat in the back of the class and the teacher just didn't notice lol
4:35 Of course, the author is losing their mind, Blake is afraid of a corgi, which is smaller than her, what do you think Blake would do with a dog the size of her dorm building?
NOT THE CROKER KERMIT/JOKER
The Bentley/The Bookshop. yes, a car in love with a store. i love the good omens fandom
Aw, I used to be in that fandom! It was kind of a mess, but I had fun for a while! 🤣
It makes sense
after seeing first-hand what this fandom is like, i’m not even surprised anymore
I mean, I see it. Although I also saw a really sweet fic shipping the Bentley with Madam Tracy’s scooter…
who's out there writing smut of bob dylan with their english teacher 😭
I KNOW 😭
5:09 As someone who had an English class defined by Bob Dylan, this raises questions.
3:54 oh my god it’s the croaker
THIS. THIS IS THE BEST ONE
@TheCattishDragon hes gonna mup me up for saying that aren’t they 😔 /j
1:06
t r a n s f e m i n e m
HI POOKIE
@ HII POOKIE
1:09 they are never gonna give you up
I've seen people crackship ao3 with several hackers.
i should never have been shown crackshipping. i've become too powerful. i've made an entire undertale au so i can ship sans with a pillbug.
I am so glad my crack ship isn't THAT cracked, lol
my crack ship from my oldest fandom days was karkat from homestuck x fluttershy
my reasoning? karkat just needed someone to be patient with him for once-
I had shipped Eridan x Pinkie Pie because of The Sims. Back in Sims 3, I made the trolls as well as the mane 6 (humanized because I didn't know how to do mods and I wanted to do my own human interpretations. This was before Equestria Girls existed). And Eridan and Pinkie Pie ended up together and they ended up getting married. No kids though.
@@angelsartandgaming
MY PEOPLE
I haven't read Homestuck but this reminds me of how I had a dream where gen 4 Rainbow Dash was dating Firefly from gen 1 and honestly now I keep thinking about that whenever I see either one
I will never feel weird for writing Megatron/Maleficent as a pairing ever again
Read that story. Loved it!
0:46 EVERYMANHYBRID MENTION🫵
heres an idea:
femboy elon musk/giant parasitoid wasp
(major character death, graphic depictions of violence, explicit, mpreg, musk likes it)
sounds cathartic for some :D
The Hozier lyric title for the Bruce Wayne/Totoro fic really is the cherry on top 😂
Maybe I'm just immune to it after almost 20 years of being in the fandom, but Phoenix Wright/Gordon Ramsay isn't that strange. The Ace Attorney kinkmeme on LJ was a garden of delights and horrors back in the day.
WHAT? KINKMEME? WHAT????????? (PLS HELP IVE ONLY BEEN IN THE FANDOM FOR A YEAR)
It's been said before--I can't remember by whom--but Hozier is one of the stars of Ao3 and I have no idea whether he knows it.
me: man I have some of the most weird and deranged crackships like you wouldn't believe
the people in this video: hold our beers
this released on my birthday, right after i got back into ace attorney/fanfics. i refuse to believe this isn't a conspiratorial development
Honestly half of my own favorite crackships come from either The Sims or Tomodachi Life because I let it happen. I want the chaos!
* suddenly remembers that in Tomodachi Life, Twilight Sparkle and Bill Cipher got married to each other, and Derpy Hooves is dating Arnold Rimmer *
@KatanaNovaCat I also have ponies and Bill Cipher (along with some other Gravity Falls characters) in my old Tomodachi Life. Bill Cipher ended up with an OC of mine that has nothing to do with Gravity Falls.
I think my favorite crackship out of that island was my "lookalike" which is a cat mii I've had since the Wii days named Neko (Yes, a cat named cat. real creative) and the Warden from Superjail. I have made so many jokes about how he married a talking cat.
@@angelsartandgaming The cat thing reminds me, I'm pretty sure Dave from Homestuck was dating a dinosaur last time I played
(The dinosaur Mii is there purely because I made a Mii of an OC, overhauled the OC and changed their gender in the process, couldn't change the Mii's gender, and changed the Mii into a dinosaur instead.)
This is how all my Cookie Run ships came to be but with Cookie Run Kingdom instead, my kingdom had so many couples and families like the throuple of Princess/Chili Pepper/Black Raven, and Licorice and Pastry being married and having adopted Onion, and Dark Choco having adopted Squid Ink
Okay but Phoenix Wright x Gordon Ramsay might have potential
I NEED EXPLANATION. YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT THEN DIP. PLEASE, I REQUIRE THIS KNOWLEDGE
@birdbird25 look they're both human adults and they yell at people for being wrong. what more do you need?
@@comradewindowsill4253 hmm you might be onto something (this still won’t stop my narumitsu ahh)
I've seen William Afton/Il Dottore, I still bear those scars.
I feel like that would work though
@ I fear it does, but the fics are terrifying..
any ship with william afton in it is terrifying, as i learned from my 3 or so years in the fnaf fandom
I remember the time I watched two movies based on The Three Musketeers (Barbie and the Three Musketeers, the 1993 Three Musketeers movie) and shipped the main villains from the two movies (Philippe and Cardinal Richelieu respectively) because they seemed so similar. I'm talking about their red clothing, their same actors, their similar motives. I'm telling you, this was a match made in hell.
I suddenly feel boring about my weird crackship. I mean, it’s definitely cracky, but they’re both from the same fandom and conventionally attractive…
Mine don't fit either but like honestly some of these are weirder than "doll lover x sentient doll" and "tsundere x tsundere"
My favorite crackship is one me and my bf made. Mcgucket(gravity falls)x kinger (tadc). They’re both old and crazy, and they can be old and crazy together ❤
4:12 absolutely giggling at the author's name, Qi Rong would write something like that
Once I saw Kate Middleton/The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience 🙏😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DEAD OML
Wait is the Muppet Joker publishing his new Bible on AO3?
I mean, I wrote a fic with Remy LeBeau(Gambit from Xmen)/The Lorax. It was tagged "inspired by Hallmark movies"
The Jeff Bezos/Ronald McDonald one is interesting and sounds like it might work for a little bit because of their social statuses but they’d mostly only get along as friends.
Angel Dust and Col. Sanders was not on my 2025 bingo card.
And that wasn’t even the weirdest one on here!
As a Percy Jackson fan and a theatre kid, the thumbnail felt like a fever dream.
Jason/brick
@kotlcbooknerd885 HELL YEAH!
My friend send me an Emperor Belos / Bruno Madrigal fic, and it was surprisingly not bad
HWHHHWAT THATS SO WILD
I need the title
@SacabambaspisEYS I had to look it up, but it's called "Use The Sleeves of
My Sweater (Let's have an adventure)". It's on ao3, and apparently the author wrote a second fic with that ship.
Nahhh, Who the hell posted that 😭
FOUL 💀
Apparently the summary ends with "I have too much free time on my hands and decided to make God cry" and the tags include "if you see this and you know me irl no you didn't" and "I mean it if you know me irl do NOT bring this up when you talk to me". ...Understandable, just like the fic isn't
Me and someone I know once found a fic that had like Dracula,Batman,Obama,Megatron, and so many more and it has VERY nsfw and I’m not sure if it was ironic
I ADORE Ccrackships sm. Hilarious and good sht lmfao.
I should probably write fics of the crackships i draw. Mayhaps something beautiful is possible for Mayor McCheese and the Once-ler.
I read a "Sigmund Freud/John Harvey Kellogg" fic once
do you remember the title? that sounds amazing
I go back to the main page after watching videos on disgusting roblox games, etc, and see this... Great way to gain hope in humanity back
This gave me the will power to write a Kasane teto/Harley Quinn
03:50 please tell me you are aware of the incredible Kermit Joker Tumblr account?
I love how self aware so many of these titles and tags are XD
I wrote a crackfic but it was entirely in one fandom. It was two characters who have never even interacted before. Alef/Jelly. Tagged: Possessive Behavior (but only from Popsicle Stick)
Now this is what the internet was made for
I don’t usually make comments like “what was this person on” because I do have an imagination and do create things
But I certainly know the people making this WEREN’T OKAY. But only through their suffering we make art
Edit: some of these make sense vibes wise. Michael Jackson X Eiffel Tower ESPECIALLY
I don't know why but i agree
HUH???????
The kermit/joker is my otp. mostly bc that one tumblr makes me laugh real hard.
“Light Yagami/GEICO Gecko” and “Phoenix Weight/Gordon Ramsay make out in a bathroom stall” back-to-back made me die, those are two of my favorite things 😭
These fanfic videos kept me sane and helped me fall asleep over and over while I had the flu this Christmas, thank you so much for that
Back in the day I knew of someone who wrote YodaxDobbyxGollum on a dare, and in hindsight I can't really say I'm sorry that I never went looking for it😂
Donald Duck/Pythagoras actually has sense
I was doing well until I saw House/Sans. Then I completely lost it laughing
so is it called Souse or Hans?
@@comradewindowsill4253 the first sounds like a possesed sauce, the second one sounds like he's about to try and kill elsa
@@comradewindowsill4253, housans, maybe?
P diddy/Judas (the bible)
I appreciate the madness in the minds of our people.
ty for specifying the bibile, if it was judas from JCS i would have been disappointed
@comradewindowsill4253 that's how it was written in the tag, so I felt I had to stay true to that.
What were you doing in either of those tags 😂😂
@bwayagnes I was just scrolled down a fandom tag and saw a that tag while doing it and paused to take it in
Insanity like this is the reason why AO3 and the OfTW was founded
how do people even come up with these
they take crack
every time i think of you, you post. are you a mystical wizard
I made a crack ship that is Mammon from hb x dandy from dandys world and I would die for them
I LOVE GREEDFLOWER
i once saw a rick astley/sans fic
Now I want to read most of these
I admire the insane bravery it takes to submit shipping fanfiction as a school assignment, let alone one involving, not just one, but TWO unhinged crackships.
PHOENIX WRIGHT MENTIOMED (im having an aa hyperfixation)
2:06 Hm... Starting to think Batman being shippable with everyone doesn't just apply to DC characters for me...
The Batfam in general is just very shippable for some reason
I saw an Alexander Hamilton x Odysseus. I don't think anything can top my Dante (FMA) x Muzan Kibutsuji, though
So I’m reading a fic which has a tag that says “____ does not exist” and to be fair, that character is the most hated character in the fandom. Love the videos
A genuine ship of mine is Soar the eagle from Sonic Boom and Roxanne Featherly from the Ducktales reboot
Loser annoying reporter x successful annoying reporter real
These pairings are pure gold.
Not Kermit/Joker, Its literally TheMuppetJoker all over again
I’ve seen someone mention a Dumbledore/rubik’s cube fic or something like that.
3:50 the muppet joker would be real happy to see this
My fave crackship will always be Barbie/Oppenheimer ♡
Hear me out!AoSth Robotnik x Adam from hazbin hotel!
1:38 bruh where is the correlation in that 💀 it even says danganropa which I know phoenix wright is not from
…honorable mention: there’s 9 fics for Tucker Carlson/ the green m&m
0:51 phighting/skibidi toilet/regretevator/homestuck/vocaloid crossover wtf i need to read this
YAYYY NEW UPLOAD
i love how calm the voiceover is 😭
what
WHAT
W H A T
The only ones that I would probably ship unironically would be the Shrek/Elphelba (because green, and misunderstood), Phoenix Wright/Gordon Ramsay (because human screwup lawyer x professional chef) and Angel Dust/Colonel Sanders (because this last one here had me a bit interested not gonna lie, big hunky man with cooking skills x spider stripper dude with intamacy issues because of past truama). They just make sense in terms of body size to me. I tried to imagine the other ones, but I just ended up feeling like I would throw up in my mouth. No offense to people who may ship some of the other pairings because of this video though.😅
I saw an Adam (Hazbin Hotel) x Bill Cipher fic once
Listen 😂 when the muse puts the pen in your hand.. don't refuse. Even if its a vape pen.
3:49 some of you are spared from the knowledge of how wild The Croaker Ship fandom is
The one ship that weirds me out the most is sans undertale x matpat game theory. Like... it doesn't matter that they're from opposite timelines, that's still selfcest
3:49 not that crazy when you know about the muppet joker.
Okay, but why did I be checking for new Tony the Tiger X the Grinch content every Christmas period?
What is that thumbnail 😂 omg
And I thought my crackships were wild.
Guess this is just a sign I gotta try harder.