Drawing the Wildest Video Game Patch Notes

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Jacob challenges Nathan, Karina, and Julia to turn funny video game patch notes into drawings!
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  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 Год назад +7613

    07/02/2023
    Changes:
    >Added HD textures to Julia
    >Added Merobiba
    Fixes:
    >Jacob no longer attempts to convince others to "Imagine a crab"
    Known Issues:
    >Karina's sass still has no limit (We're trying)
    >Nathan occasionally gets stuck in a laugh loop

    • @ellierosescribbles
      @ellierosescribbles Год назад +607

      you forgot the known issue of Cats 2019

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 Год назад +617

      @@ellierosescribbles We've given up on fixing that and just put warnings before and after any mentions of Cats (2019)

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere Год назад +346

      ive also noticed that the loading times for julia's joke cut scenes are way too long, can you add that to the list

    • @MagnaFae
      @MagnaFae Год назад +127

      Removed Herobrine

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 Год назад +312

      @@insertcheesypunhere Thats actually a feature requested by the lead designer. They keep telling us to make them even longer for some reason

  • @Fox_RZK
    @Fox_RZK Год назад +2227

    I don't think there ever was a patch note that for me topped "Sims will now flee the building they're in when there's a meteor strike, unless it is a school, in which schoolchildren are not allowed to leave and will always die." I know it's the old famous one, but it's just so good.

    • @diabelskiananas8679
      @diabelskiananas8679 Год назад +132

      Just like in my old high school

    • @Abegilr_Dragonrider
      @Abegilr_Dragonrider Год назад +66

      Even I, who haven't played any Sims game, knows about that patch. (Don't know from where tho.)

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +31

      its just the best

    • @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016
      @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 Год назад +90

      So that's what happened to my 3 children sims so many years ago... I didn't understand that I couldn't have saved them. Such confusion

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh Год назад +140

      I’m fairly certain that it’s the same patch that had “become enemies with child no longer appears” that Karina drew. It’s almost like the devs said “you can’t hope to become enemies with a child, but we will make sure a child dies if a meteorite hits their school”

  • @aperson4029
    @aperson4029 Год назад +2395

    Who could forget the Stardew Valley patch that: “No longer violates the Geneva Convention.”

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 Год назад +174

      Fixed Geneva Convention violation.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 Год назад +111

      @@DelPlays problem is that Red Cross hunts this as they don't want theyr symbol to be associated with war or fighting

    • @christopherclayton5500
      @christopherclayton5500 Год назад +25

      ​@DelPlays I think the real problem is the law suits.

    • @Halloweenish
      @Halloweenish Год назад +1

      Umm…

    • @pocketqueens830
      @pocketqueens830 Год назад +59

      @@DelPlays The issue is setting precedent unfortunately. If you don't have a problem with the 'small infractions', why do you suddenly have a problem with others? Makes it so you HAVE to have an issue every time.

  • @RivkahSong
    @RivkahSong Год назад +635

    The Sims 3 was a paradise for hilarious patch notes. Some of my favs I remember were:
    "The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation"
    "Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated."
    "Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out."
    "Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies."
    "The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing"
    "Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels"'
    "When using the Fire Pit, Sims can no longer roast and eat horse fertilizer"

    • @witecatj6007
      @witecatj6007 Год назад +30

      The patch notes for Dwarf Fortress are also a riot.

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning Год назад +50

      My favorite is the one about children dying if a meteor hits the school. Can't remember the exact phrasing, but the way it's worded is so funny to me
      Edit: another favorite of mine is "children and teens will no longer die from motive failure while on Time Out"

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong Год назад +32

      @@ominouslightning I remember that one! Something about how people will run out of the building if a meteor is about to hit it to save themselves but if it's going to hit a school the kids will always die because school is mandatory or something lol.
      I don't think I ever saw the time out one, that's hilarious. Poor kiddos get screwed over no matter what they do, huh? 😂

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning Год назад +24

      @Rivkah Song Yeah, poor kids lmfao. They never seem to catch a break in the sims honestly. I think the actual phrasing at the end is "Unless the building is a school, in which case, children are not allowed to leave and will always die"

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 Год назад +9

      @@witecatj6007 demons pretending to be gods will try harder

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 8 месяцев назад +27

    Oh, with the "ghosts will no longer call you fiveISH times a day" one in Sims 4...even better: They'll not only call you to come do a fun activity in town right after they died like nothing happened, sometimes they'll call and ask you to do EXACTLY WHAT OOFED THEM.
    I know that's probably random, but having a ghost who just _died from embarrassment_ literally call another Sim five minutes later and be like "Hey, let's go to the comedy festival Downtown and embarrass ourselves!" is just MAGICAL. XD
    Speaking of Sims, that entire franchise is a GOLDMINE of wtf glitches and patch notes that would make the funniest pictures ever. Sims 3, especially.

  • @mitchellflowers4861
    @mitchellflowers4861 Год назад +2699

    My head cannon is Julia is now possessed by the spirit of Merobiba. “If you had a chance… to punch a child… would’ya?”

    • @ShatteredPsyche
      @ShatteredPsyche Год назад +198

      "I would! I'm Mewobiba!"

    • @Painfulldarksoul
      @Painfulldarksoul Год назад +49

      You don't need to be possesed by the spirit of Merobiba to want to do that. Children are little monsters, that don't have the part of the brain that is needed for empathy developed yet, just like psypaths. If there weren't consequences, they'd punch you too.

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 Год назад +36

      This gives Alyssa Milano's "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?" meme vibes.

    • @Sakura_Koneko666
      @Sakura_Koneko666 Год назад +14

      "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?"
      julia: i would punch it in it little child face!
      me: i would let it exist and walk away. i dont know anything about the child. what am i supposed to do?

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly Год назад +10

      If the child is merobiba

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 Год назад +3412

    i knew a sims 3 patch note would make it in here. the video of the person reading the patch notes out loud and dying laughing is iconic

    • @cocopm52
      @cocopm52 Год назад +70

      That's the classic.

    • @Bubbagum87
      @Bubbagum87 Год назад +128

      PM SEYMOUR HE DOES MORE OF THESE! SUPER RECOMMEND WATCHING MORE VIDEOS OF HIS!

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd Год назад +50

      I’d never seen it before 😂
      The “wish” one from this episode is actually in there, but all of them are so good
      For reference: ruclips.net/video/4nxsCZ2SEcQ/видео.html

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +85

      You can no longer try for baby with the GrIm REAPeeer *dies*

    • @fionnaandcakecosplay
      @fionnaandcakecosplay Год назад +56

      @@Bubbagum87 not trying to be rude but I’m pretty sure PM Seymour uses they/them pronouns

  • @SailorCSH
    @SailorCSH Год назад +859

    I always love when Nathan sings Telephone. “I left my phone on the phone at the phone place” still haunts me and now I can add the new verse of “stop calling stop calling I don’t want to talk to a ghost.”

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli Год назад +21

      I can hear his voice in my head, but do you remember what episode he sang “I left my phone-"?? I have a mighty need x]

    • @raethestar44
      @raethestar44 Год назад +9

      It was all I could think of the whole time they were singing 😂

    • @starwolf27
      @starwolf27 Год назад +29

      @@kemmli I believe it was the celebrity pictionary episode.

    • @magicmike191v2
      @magicmike191v2 Год назад +61

      Now we have a Nathan version of the Telephone Chorus
      Stop calling Stop Calling I don't want to talk to a ghost
      I left my phone on the phone at the phone place (x2)

    • @edgaralenpoesraven4603
      @edgaralenpoesraven4603 Год назад

      @@kemmli ruclips.net/video/qOJXy45REks/видео.html
      16:13

  • @BAKAROID
    @BAKAROID Год назад +671

    I don't know if I'm just really tired but between the "everytime we touch" joke and the "you you can't be be no no" bit this is the hardest I've laughed at a Drawfee episode in a while

    • @fableagain
      @fableagain Год назад +7

      Same tbh

    • @clarawoodman9331
      @clarawoodman9331 10 месяцев назад +3

      The you you can't be be no no is also so good XDDD

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 3 месяца назад +2

      I cried laughing at the you you can't be be no no bit. My head hurts a little now.

  • @paultuck
    @paultuck Год назад +639

    *Julia draws an Exorcist-style Catholic priest*
    Is it Columbo?
    *Julia erases and starts changing it to be Peter Falk's Columbo*
    Is it Jerry Seinfield?

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 Год назад +1409

    Can confirm: Ghost stalkers were annoying as hell and a serious problem in early Sims 4.
    "What do you mean it's happy hour? I just went to your funeral!"

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca Год назад +99

      Yes! It was intense. Also..... where are you bringing me!!?
      Sims always has THE BEST patch notes!

    • @helenachristinapiuvezam479
      @helenachristinapiuvezam479 Год назад +109

      Recently my dead friend called to tell me she adopted a baby… it’s concerning, a lot to be patched up in the sims lol

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +53

      my funral had better end in a happy hour or i'm not dying

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh Год назад +139

      My favorite one is when a ghost calls you to say “I heard someone close to you passed, my condolences” when they were the one who died in the first place 😂

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 Год назад +22

      @@Jayk-kz7sh that could easily be reworked into some classic creepypasta

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes Год назад +865

    Julia: "Okay, number 1 is discipline."
    Nathan and Jacob, almost before she's finished speaking: _"No..."_

  • @sunkenprms4456
    @sunkenprms4456 Год назад +640

    I unironically love Karina's "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly" bit

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 Год назад +7

      that one flew way over my head

    • @e.g.2261
      @e.g.2261 Год назад +6

      33:25

    • @klausing8
      @klausing8 Год назад +13

      And every time I’m Merobiba!

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Год назад +6

      Cascada is a very punnable artist.

    • @Euqoram
      @Euqoram Год назад +3

      it took me tf out, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

  • @lilian.embucgo
    @lilian.embucgo Год назад +326

    I love the trope of drawfee guesses what Julia is drawing and she remains silent and draws faster.

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 Год назад +424

    I'd love to see DeepBlueInk animate Karina getting Nathan so giggly that he slaps his knee, I think he'd perfectly capture the joy in her voice

    • @yarn7130
      @yarn7130 Год назад

      My friend, it has occurred as you foretold: ruclips.net/video/1D-CiUoC4VM/видео.html

    • @goa5138
      @goa5138 Год назад +33

      I've got some good news for ya!!

    • @theletterz6833
      @theletterz6833 Год назад +27

      You’re never gonna believe this…

  • @AnythingBut
    @AnythingBut Год назад +552

    30:05 I'm crying at Julia accidentally saying "this is the me that takes no more shits" as opposed to 'that takes no more shit,' Like Julia is only being held back from being this powerful by the fact that she has to use the bathroom

    • @jijibunny198
      @jijibunny198 Год назад +32

      I'm so glad somebody else noticed that part, I was absolutely dying 🤣

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 Год назад +7

      Yeah every time I hear that I mentally say, "Julia, what? That's a serious medical condition!"

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +2

      Thank you 🙏 that fucked me up 😂

  • @Chuyin_mtg
    @Chuyin_mtg Год назад +708

    Props to Julia for committing to her rebooting bit.

  • @Itsspookykabuki
    @Itsspookykabuki Год назад +409

    "Let's make one new joke that we will repeat"
    Little did they know, Merobiba has already caught the Drawfee-verse on fire.

  • @mcclainleong6557
    @mcclainleong6557 Год назад +78

    "I just invented boxing again." Glad to have confirmation Julia invented boxing the first time, it checks out.

  • @ijlayugan4149
    @ijlayugan4149 Год назад +293

    The fact that Karinas drawing is Just Julia punching a child and Nathan in the back dead on the ground cracks me up. She avenged Nathan who got tornadoed by that child.

  • @nobodishere
    @nobodishere Год назад +603

    I like to imagine that Julia glitched out after Merobiba last episode.

  • @Mikes_NotSane
    @Mikes_NotSane Год назад +111

    “Your textures are looking crisp today” -Me to my fiancee on the day of our wedding

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs Год назад +612

    The idea of replacing public schools with drawfee classes had big Tumblr University vibes, which is a throwback that I both cherish and am agonized by

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Год назад +42

      I always think of Sarah Z mentioning Tumblr University and showing a picture of Dangan Rompa

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +1

      yeah... yeah

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 Год назад +18

      Get the ball pit ready

    • @beeeeeeees
      @beeeeeeees Год назад +35

      i would go to school if drawfee was the bus, drawfee was the teacher, drawfee was the uniform and drawfee was the book

    • @vivk2932
      @vivk2932 Год назад +16

      @@beeeeeeees one of the classes is karina trying to explain tumblr terms (e.g. babygirl, scrimblo, etc)

  • @sammiewoods258
    @sammiewoods258 Год назад +9

    As a child, I WAS actually dropped off at the vet when my parents had shit to do. It was great.
    I should probably add the context that my big sister (in her 30s when I was a little kid) was a vet assistant. She worked there and I was allowed to hang out there. I would spend the day in the animal cages and the little rooms where they keep the sick animals who have to stay there. I'd play with the newborn kittens (there was always a fresh litter of kittens in there) and try to tame the grisly old cats who didn't like people. I'd hang out with peoples dogs sometimes.
    But I just realized that often my sister was working in the surgery room and stuff and I was alone and would maybe see her once for a few minutes each day... So... Literally when I was a kid, I was dropped off at the vet, and locked in a cage with some animals for the day lol. Literally they'd lock me in the cages (about the width and height of a kitchen table? So not tiny but I couldn't stand up or anything.) And leave me there for the day.
    It was great, I loved it. It was my favourite thing ever. Just haven't thought about it for a while lol.

  • @Chris.Cook.
    @Chris.Cook. Год назад +98

    One of my all-time favorite patch notes is from Outer Wilds, the DLC I think: "A certain elevator now kills the player more reliably."

    • @justaskeleton9087
      @justaskeleton9087 Год назад +2

      wh-
      which elevator?? (Feel free to spoil I've beat eote)

    • @Chris.Cook.
      @Chris.Cook. Год назад +11

      @@justaskeleton9087 There was a trophy/achievement for dying by elevator. The best way to do it was in the Stranger, on the Cliffside village area, but players tended to just get squeezed/pushed out, as opposed to crushed. The patch made the kill box underneath easier to hit, if I remember right.

    • @justaskeleton9087
      @justaskeleton9087 Год назад +4

      @@Chris.Cook. I guess I now know a new achievement I need to unlock lmao

  • @noahdoss1967
    @noahdoss1967 Год назад +389

    Patch Notes Feb 07 2023:
    Changes:
    >Added additional dialogue options interrupting Jacob in intro
    >Added Karina Kaiba summonable companion
    >Added psychic damage to appropriate Julia drawings
    >Added Nathan marijuana inventory pouch
    >New Legacy Character - Caldwell Tanner
    Bug Fixes:
    >Added support for Merobiba
    -Note: Twitch moderators had unintended interaction with Merobiba, triggering aggro, this has been fixed.
    >Nose Length: "Normal" Range Reduced:
    -Note: The range of Normal in the nose length slider was too wide, leading to confusion.
    >Pokemon checkbox not working
    -Note: In testing, we found that everything can be a pokemon, so we've made sure the "Pokemon" tag on the character file can be activated even for humanoid characters.

    • @asteroidvgm545
      @asteroidvgm545 Год назад +32

      Does that mean the nose scale is up to standard?

    • @NegativeZenn
      @NegativeZenn Год назад

    • @jackson3475
      @jackson3475 Год назад +5

      They added Caldwell(?), then for sure there's gonna be a need for some patches in the chin scale...

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +5

      man, a Karina summonable companion would be awesome

  • @thisurldoesnotexist
    @thisurldoesnotexist Год назад +410

    "We can't be worse we're already not very good." That is the energy I carry into work every day

    • @shaliekk
      @shaliekk Год назад +9

      ME. ME EVERY WORK DAY!

  • @watchersomwhere7175
    @watchersomwhere7175 Год назад +53

    So I got a patch not for Dead by Daylight. It was something along the lines of "Fixed an issue involving the Executioner's rear to be too flat" The context being Pyramid Head, also named the Executioner in game used to have a massive dumper on his release, which the devs removed. The fans paid respect to his booty so the devs gave it back

  • @claraspringman9784
    @claraspringman9784 Год назад +9

    Fun fact: during Georgian era boxing people did pretty much take turns punching each other. It was considered revolutionary when a dude started to actually avoid his opponents punches instead of just taking it and punching back 😂

  • @juliacalhoun9491
    @juliacalhoun9491 Год назад +373

    Unexpected consequence of your medieval words video: every Drawfee video I watch from now on, I'm going to half-expect the intro to say, "I'm Jacob! I'm Nathan! I'm Karina! And I'm Merobiba!"

  • @veganerwurst
    @veganerwurst Год назад +310

    Suggestion once again:
    A Karina hosted episode where everyone gets the Tags of an AO3 fanfic and tries to make fanart for it ❤

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 Год назад +5

      They did the Chuck Tingle titles, which is essentially the same thing?

    • @martinebonita2658
      @martinebonita2658 Год назад

      @@austinknight5881 I can't find this vid, what s. It called plss?¿??

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 Год назад +11

      @@martinebonita2658 it seems like it's either been deleted or I hallucinated it

    • @kook.a.doo.
      @kook.a.doo. Год назад

      YESYESYES

    • @BAChambers-235
      @BAChambers-235 Год назад +11

      They should use that generator that gives you three tags from the fic that changed ao3

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 Год назад +128

    I like how they didn't stop sims from WooHooing in the sarcophagus, they just made it harder.

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 Год назад

      You can't ban goths from their natural woohooing grounds.

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 Год назад +36

      If a Sims expansion pack doesn't include an horrendous place to woohoo, it is lacking

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +21

      it was intentional. they made animations for it and everything.

  • @natalielintner9623
    @natalielintner9623 Год назад +394

    As a High School art teacher, I would love to show a Drawfee episode to my Digital Art students, but y'all are NEVER school appropriate!

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 Год назад +33

      im losing it at this comment

    • @spr1iite
      @spr1iite Год назад +122

      Drawfee challenge: make a school appropriate drawfee video

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom Год назад +16

      i sent one of their episodes to my mom 😂

    • @Tomato.toothpaste
      @Tomato.toothpaste Год назад +36

      If they're high schoolers or older middle schoolers, you're probably fine.

    • @ijlayugan4149
      @ijlayugan4149 Год назад

      lmao

  • @paxtharsis
    @paxtharsis Год назад +81

    I absolutely love Karina's Julia. It makes me wish for a Drawfee animated series where you all live in the same house and have wild adventures together

  • @artbookgaming
    @artbookgaming Год назад +161

    Sims patch notes are iconic. My favorite one is that you can't woo hoo with the grimreaper anymore. It's also kind of sad that you can't do that anymore.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +17

      There goes having a serial killer sim whose motive is seducing the grim reaper

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli Год назад +22

      Like, that’s even the point in playing sims anymore?

    • @natspider
      @natspider Год назад +16

      I mean, there are ways to do it with cheats, but it should be a main feature.

    • @wind-flower
      @wind-flower Год назад +1

      afaik it says you can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper. so maybe some type of woohooing is still possible.

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 2 месяца назад

      Was it ever possible to have a kid with him…?

  • @totz_the_plaid9625
    @totz_the_plaid9625 Год назад +302

    We NEED another Anime History episode because Julia would absolutely FALL IN LOVE with Julie d'Aubigny a.k.a. Mademoiselle Maupin. She was a bisexual crossdressing French opera singer who got in numerous fencing duels.
    Also, the following happened before she was 17:
    "In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape."
    If _anyone_ /EVER/ out there deserves an anime adaptation of their life story, it's her.

    • @theremightbebears
      @theremightbebears Год назад +10

      OH MY GOD I second this

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +9

      an icon

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 Год назад +7

      I need this in my life. Thank you for informing me of this amazing lady.

    • @SailorCSH
      @SailorCSH Год назад +25

      I just watched Kaz Rowe’s video about Julie D’Aubigny. While she’s still badass and a bicon, stories like the nunnery burning come from dubious sources and were more likely told by people who wanted smear her reputation at the time, so should be taken with a grain of salt.

    • @SheepBeard
      @SheepBeard Год назад +2

      I watched a Musical about Julie last year and it legitimately made me cry

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 Год назад +139

    "Okay, number one is discipline."
    Jacob and Nathan, simultaneously: "...No."

  • @sarahsant6248
    @sarahsant6248 Год назад +64

    I was just about to start doing dishes when Julia listed "discipline" and Jacob and Nathan both said, "nope." I fuckin keeled over laughing 😂 My face was IN my knees

  • @lycheechomper
    @lycheechomper Год назад +49

    I can't believe the whole "You you can't be no no" has me literally, actually crying. This is the hardest I've laughed IN YEARS.

    • @clarawoodman9331
      @clarawoodman9331 10 месяцев назад +1

      YEAH ME TOO, THIS EPISODE IS A BANGER

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 2 месяца назад

      im especially a fan of the way it started with nathan completely not comprehending julia’s diss

  • @IntrusiveThot
    @IntrusiveThot Год назад +457

    Nathan saved his laughter for the intro of this episode, that’s the only reason he didn’t laugh at Merobiba

    • @AdaptiveReasoning
      @AdaptiveReasoning Год назад +48

      Nathan was still in 2022 for Merobiba. He has been renewed.

  • @noodletongs2664
    @noodletongs2664 Год назад +226

    "Oh thats whats in his mouth! Teeth!" Im dying this is why I love drawfee

    • @Cambion_Heir
      @Cambion_Heir Год назад +8

      They're insane and we love it!

  • @grusborg
    @grusborg Год назад +446

    "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
    "If you're not chill, then you're enemy."
    "Only a Sith deals in characteristics"

  • @customercareskeleton
    @customercareskeleton Год назад +43

    Solid quotes!!!!
    "Sometimes it's a struggle.
    But I'm here."
    - Julia
    "Just a cold shiver runs down my spine, as realization dons on me of something I did in the past."
    - Nathan

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus Год назад +7

    In case anyone actually cares:
    In Dwarf Fortress, all the dwarves have mental health and moods based on things that happen to them in their daily life. If their mood gets too low and they are too unhappy, they'll have a sort of mental break called a tantrum. These tantrums can manifest in various ways, but they're often violent or destructive. A "tantrum spiral" occurs when one person snaps, then commits actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they also snap, which causes them to commit actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they snap, and so on and so on. It generally only happens with poor management where most of your dwarves are already teetering on the edge of breaking. But that is what a tantrum spiral is: Its basically a chain reaction where one tantrum sets off many, many more tantrums and because of the violent and destructive nature of tantrums, it can result in massive amounts of damage to your fortress, injuries, and deaths.
    As for the second Dwarf Fortress patch note: Crime is not omnisciently reported or obvious. When someone sees a crime committed, they basically go to the captain of the guard and reports what they saw. They will accuse a person of doing something. So if a fist fight breaks out in a tavern full of people, the captain will get lots of reports about the crime from lots of witnesses. The thing is, people lie. Sometimes they're the guilty person and want to deflect blame off of themselves. Sometimes they just really hate somebody and want to pin a crime on them to get them punished. I think sometimes they just like lying? Anyway, you'll have a list of like 5 different people being accused, but the overwhelming majority of witnesses will all say the same person is guilty and thats basically how you know who to punish because most of them will be telling the truth. But if a crime is NOT witnesses by a large group, you'll get only like one or two witnesses, or sometimes no witnesses at all, and it makes it much harder to determine who is guilty. Now when it comes to vampires, they will periodically drain blood from people who are asleep and most of the time they take so much blood that the person will die. Sometimes these vampires will report having witnessed an attack and pin the blame on another person. And sometimes they'd blame babies for killing people that they had killed themselves. There are lots of cheesey ways to identify vampires in your fortress, but one of the best legit ways is see who routinely reports vampire attacks because odds are that guy is the vampire, especially if he accuses different people every time.

  • @LauraB_
    @LauraB_ Год назад +329

    There really could be another entire episode dedicated to patch notes from the Sims. It's a treasure trove!

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca Год назад +5

      At least one!

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +1

      yes pwease

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc Год назад +16

      Or Dwarf Fortress. Jacob picked a relatively normal one for that game honestly.

    • @MadCheshireHat
      @MadCheshireHat Год назад +10

      A whole episode could be made about existing bugs that EA continues to ignore

    • @EmilySmirleGURPS
      @EmilySmirleGURPS Год назад +5

      @@IronicHavoc It's a bottomless well of confusion. There's just so many parts that interact SO strangely.

  • @PenMarkArt
    @PenMarkArt Год назад +392

    41:13 On this day, in Drawfee history, “You you can’t be be no no.”
    Your show is getting much better, Drawf fam. It’s exactly what my brain needs lately

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +30

      this is the result of drawfee schooling

    • @bobbyfernando
      @bobbyfernando Год назад +23

      You you can't be be no no.
      Me? I'm Merobiba.

    • @hrodga
      @hrodga Год назад +9

      New jokes; we've all got 'em.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Год назад +10

      Script: You you can't be be no no
      Voice actor: You... You can't be... Be... No. NO!

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 Год назад +3

      I though you were calling them a dwarf family

  • @danwichgames
    @danwichgames Год назад +44

    i really just thought Julia was just going to draw a room full of vampires just pointing at a kid like "he did it"

  • @LemonGrinder
    @LemonGrinder Год назад +29

    When Julia added the new joke to her drawing, I thought it fit really well cause I read it as the kid getting worried about impending arrest and stammering, like "Y-you can't b-be...no, no..."

  • @CorbiniteVids
    @CorbiniteVids Год назад +74

    I just appreciate David making the cursor also stop responding when they try to get Julia to load in

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 Год назад +96

    watching Julia's cursor keep speeding up as the rest of the crew keep offering wrong interpretations abt what she's drawing is so funny

  • @LuccaAce
    @LuccaAce Год назад +74

    Funny y'all should mention Drawfee effecting language - I've caught myself doing Nathan's supportive "sure!" in conversations with actual humans lately

    • @nolanchill
      @nolanchill Год назад +5

      I do a lot of "Ooooh!" when a friend shows me something neat, especially if it's a piece of art

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins Год назад +14

    9:07 As an Iowan I can confirm. All of our books, which are especially precious as they are all made of delicate corn husks and bound with corn silk, were sacrificed for this

  • @RichardMoeller-lb3ox
    @RichardMoeller-lb3ox Год назад +13

    Really like that the MOST intelligent sentences in this episode was "Oh, that's what's in his mouth: teeth!"

  • @arsbrevis6528
    @arsbrevis6528 Год назад +193

    every time Jacob says “two million creep” i get more excited for them to hit two million subs. Drawfee should collectively draw two million creeps in celebration (perhaps some of the creeps could be drawn by fans?)

  • @feya7308
    @feya7308 Год назад +390

    Please do another cursed ship episode! The last one was so funny!

    • @skychaserthedragon2046
      @skychaserthedragon2046 Год назад +8

      Ghost ship episode?

    • @Stevonicus
      @Stevonicus Год назад +9

      Like the Flying Dutchman

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca Год назад +1

      @@skychaserthedragon2046 My only guess is the open story roleplay livestream thingy they did? With the space titanic with ghost butlers?!

    • @kook.a.doo.
      @kook.a.doo. Год назад

      AGREED!! Probably my favorite episode

    • @audittlivereaction1964
      @audittlivereaction1964 Год назад +6

      @Rebecca I think they mean shipping as in pairing 2 characters (drawing random characters as couples episode)

  • @reidcunningham5906
    @reidcunningham5906 Год назад +202

    Can you guys draw weird versions of Disney princesses so you can give Merobiba some friends?

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 Год назад +24

      Stick to the classics, though. Princess Areola, Bob, Simperola, the golden age. MAYBE Maloon or Pinkerhorkus, even though their official recognition as Disney princesses are controversial.

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale Год назад +11

      @@TheBestAsbestos13 NOT PINKERHORKUS IM CRYING

    • @MisterSynyster
      @MisterSynyster Год назад +4

      @@TheBestAsbestos13 people don't even remember Princess Baelonfee

    • @RadishTheFool
      @RadishTheFool Год назад

      Yes!

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 Год назад

      how did it actually stick

  • @kriscerosaurus
    @kriscerosaurus Год назад +13

    I wasn’t sure how we would progress from “Merobiba”, but this was certainly the way it happened.
    Love ya, Drawfee. Keep on keepin’ on.

  • @krow1551
    @krow1551 Год назад +10

    I still can't get over the "Okay this is Julia" and within 30 seconds it becomes manifests into Julia like she was revealed from the shadows

  • @stevengoomba6490
    @stevengoomba6490 Год назад +148

    “They say it costed thousands of tax dollars to do that bit”
    “All libraries in Iowa had to be closed”
    “Comment below if it landed for you…”
    This is quite the legendary episode, dunking on education and children as a whole is fantastic!

  • @buggibii
    @buggibii Год назад +55

    Jacob saying so emphatically, "we're on that 2 million creep." gives me life

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 Год назад +44

    The hypothetical Drawfee curriculum and its students' decimated vocabulary is especially funny since this ep came right after Merobiba
    There'd be a Furbish section in the syllabus for sure

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 Год назад +3

      Furbish 1 is mandatory, but Furbish 2, 3, and AP Furbish are electives. Even if you stop at Furbish 2, it looks great on your college applications. They're looking for well-rounded students.

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 Год назад +2

    "sometimes it's a struggle to load in all your assets" as a disabled person this resounds with me on a deep level lmao.

  • @actualturtle2421
    @actualturtle2421 Год назад +8

    30:07 Nathan was the only one who heard Julia say "This is a me that takes no more shits." lmao

  • @jesterslight
    @jesterslight Год назад +82

    I think adding Merobiba is putting too big a strain on the Julia program. Hope they fix that in the next patch!
    Also The Sims patch notes never fail to entertain.

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum Год назад +5

      Patch note: fixed issue where running the command “Merobiba” causes memory leaks.

  • @madisonamd
    @madisonamd Год назад +46

    As a librarian from Iowa this episode really hits close to home

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 Год назад +7

      Thank you for your brave sacrifice, ma'am!

  • @steventhefan
    @steventhefan Год назад +56

    So this is Drawfee post Merobiba, a new era.

    • @PernicketyPern
      @PernicketyPern Год назад +12

      There was a before and there is an after Merobiba. The world is forever changed.

    • @jonfrombuckland_3784
      @jonfrombuckland_3784 Год назад

      A new thriving era of Drawfee

    • @robotboy5676
      @robotboy5676 Год назад +8

      Merobibian Period

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Год назад +3

      @@PernicketyPern instead of BC and AD, there is now BM and AM

  • @emily_232
    @emily_232 Год назад +21

    Karina putting on the RUclips conspiracy theorist voice will never get old. It needs no explanation and the purest form of human.

  • @tysh_6723
    @tysh_6723 Год назад +43

    Was a long time since I laughed that hard. started tearing up at the "you you can't be be no no" joke I think drawfee has altered my brain chemistry

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters Год назад +96

    Jacob: wait, put Nathan lying on the ground
    Also Jacob: only new jokes in 2023

    • @evah4431
      @evah4431 Год назад +6

      he even misspoke and said "in 2022" which is infinitely funnier

  • @bayhope1484
    @bayhope1484 Год назад +38

    Suggestion: in many animal species, the males put on colorful show to draw in the female. Many birds, like the superb bird of paradise, carolina parotia, costa’s hummingbird (aka squidface), or the greater sage-grouse, flash their plumage but also mudskippers, smooth newts, and peacock spiders put on a beautiful (and hilarious) display to attract mates. I’d love to see the Drawfee crew take these creatures looking for love and turn them into humans.
    Really wanting to see Karina design some beautiful clothes for some poor little guy looking for love

  • @YuniX2
    @YuniX2 Год назад +35

    As a teacher, this episode has me laughing and wincing. Because it's a little too real, lol.

  • @beclouise8686
    @beclouise8686 Год назад +14

    Can confirm your show is not getting worse. It only gets better. My other favourite YT channel is GMM and Rhett and Link have lasted so long because their friendship evolves constantly. I also love improv so so much. Best form of comedy for me. Love Drawfee!

  • @noberd
    @noberd Год назад +75

    the mouse pointer at the beginning trying to close julia is so funny 😂

  • @charlesjoseph9842
    @charlesjoseph9842 Год назад +38

    I can't believe they claimed "You you can't be be no no" was a new joke when Karina already said it in morse code smh

  • @mooma10
    @mooma10 Год назад +181

    I love that Julia forgot what she was saying in the middle of saying "Cannot say a complete sentence" 💀

  • @tangytablets5150
    @tangytablets5150 Год назад +9

    Here's a drawing suggestion: Design cute toy merch based on Drawfee goofs and gaffs. Killer Karina plushie with different velcro-attachable knives. Julia's room full of vampire playsets. Jacob's stackable Yogi balancing toy. My Little Nathan, complete with brushable beard. Fully articulated Porfo figure complete with 3 face plates and multiple attachments. Let your ideas run wild for toy merch!

  • @HeavyMetalMal42
    @HeavyMetalMal42 Год назад +16

    I hope Karina just keeps doubling down on that Cascada joke. It always gets me.

  • @QualityTBD
    @QualityTBD Год назад +36

    I can't believe Karina would commit high treason via Morse Code like that

  • @apollolux
    @apollolux Год назад +50

    So close to having Julia draw a sarcophagus full of vampires...

  • @MomotheToothless
    @MomotheToothless Год назад +330

    Karina saying "Hell Yeah" to Sims 4 notes is a vibe. They're hilarious and chaotic, just like her. 💛

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Год назад +2

    I remember a comedian’s bit about having a million dollars:
    You build an olde timey carnival display booth with a sign;
    “For $.25 you can look at the million. For $1 you can have your money added to the million.”
    Then you wrap up the show and take all of the money home with you.
    And that’s how investing works.

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus Год назад +6

    "Is that where they put the cats?"
    No, Karina, canopic jars were typically decorated with the heads of the Egyptian gods (who all had animal heads) and were the receptacles for the mummy's organs.

  • @woomy2343
    @woomy2343 Год назад +66

    Julia's prompt would have been a perfect excuse to draw a room full of vampires

  • @justincain2702
    @justincain2702 Год назад +88

    Sims patch notes is a classic.

  • @obscure_munnerz6917
    @obscure_munnerz6917 Год назад +41

    Jacob saying “We’re on that 2 million creep.” in the intro like an activated sleeper agent without a single shred of enthusiasm whatsoever was very funny.

  • @sweatygarbage6969
    @sweatygarbage6969 Год назад +218

    My children sometimes ask me where the libraries went and I have to get down on one knee and tell them, “my little Iowan angel, Drawfee needed them for their good goofs and bits.”
    They always cry but I think in time they’ll know it was for the best.

  • @neolithiumproduction
    @neolithiumproduction Год назад +3

    My favorite is still the sims 3 one: A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 Год назад +6

    5:00
    “Stop calling, stop calling- 4 to 5 times-ish a day”
    “Cuz the stink cloud makes the ghost angry”
    19:20
    “Oh the misery, every child wants to be my enemy”
    “Spare the sympathy, for every child tryna be- my enemy”

  • @QueenGrapefruit
    @QueenGrapefruit Год назад +58

    I love the idea of giving everyone a choice of two prompts! It's more prompts to prepare, but it's probably easier for the artist, and we got some inspired goofs this episode! ❤

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador Год назад +4

      Yeah except instead of choosing they ended up combining so I'm not sure it's actually easier. But I still liked it better that way

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt Год назад +21

    The "wishes" were basically things your sims would randomly think up and want to do.
    Eat some cereal and suddenly you get a notification that your sim wants to become an enemy with a child. They'd go away if you don't do them but you could choose to save some and do them eventually.
    Or if you're me, save them then procrastinate on it until I just decide to delete them to make room for new wishes I either do or don't fulfill.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +1

      So like the life goals you can assign sims, but they just appear randomly?

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt Год назад

      @@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor they're basically the same as Whims in 4.
      Little thoughts that if you do them you get happiness points to get extra traits and rewards.
      Sometimes you'll get ones randomly based on your sim's personality or skills. Other times it'll be related to needs or current actions. And some will pop up related to careers.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +1

      @@Shift_Salt Thanks. I've never played any Sims game but I have seen people playing 4 before.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt Год назад

      @@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor yeah, I enjoyed 3 and 3 pets a lot on console. So I ended up learning a lot about the mechanics. lol

  • @matteomoceri4895
    @matteomoceri4895 Год назад +33

    if i had a nickel for every time nathan sang a parody of telephone in a drawfee episode, i’d have two nickels

  • @MrLemonadefreak
    @MrLemonadefreak Год назад +1

    Actually, the boxing glove injuries also come from the gloves adding a surprising amount of mass to each punch. An extra pound or two doesnt sound like a lot, but when its located at the very tip of the punch, it ends up with a lot more kinetic energy.

  • @Mingulinthu
    @Mingulinthu Год назад +6

    I think that this might be the best episode ever holy shit, I was non stop laughing HOW WAS EVERYONE SO CONSISTENTLY ONE UPPING EACH OTHER. The tomfoolery getting so hard at the end that got Julia questioning her drawing skills

  • @stormie5666
    @stormie5666 Год назад +7

    The “replacing schools with Drawfee” bit hits different when I’m taking a mental health break from college lecture

  • @ruusunpuna7749
    @ruusunpuna7749 Год назад +35

    About the slap contests: when I was 14 at a church camp, I wasn't very popular . There was this dude who was bragging to everyone how he won all the slap contests, and challenging all the other teens in his group. They were slapping the backs of the hands, I think that's how it was allowed to keep going on. I walked to him like hey can I also try? I was very short, probably wearing silly overalls and he laughed at me and asked me if I was sure. I hit him once or twice so hard he surrendered immediately. No one clapped but I did gain a tiny bit of respect and one of my favorite stories lol

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip Год назад +80

    Suggestion: as a throw back to Drawfee's roots I would love to see y'all draw an absurd scene, all drawing on the same canvas. Just something silly and fun like the classic alliteration suggestions or maybe bring back drawblem solvers ❤️

  • @shaliekk
    @shaliekk Год назад +7

    I really can't get over how the patch note says "Five-ish" . Like that's the best they could measure it 😂

  • @chilaou
    @chilaou Год назад +12

    Punching a child: "Golly gee, I dunno..."
    Julia punching a child: "Okay, I'm on board."
    Julia punching child Nathan: "I am no longer wishing."

  • @StonetheDestroyer42
    @StonetheDestroyer42 Год назад +12

    "I got a knee slap!" is a perfectly valid justification for breaking the rules, and also cracked me up even more than the actual joke.

  • @JueTheRoux
    @JueTheRoux Год назад +11

    I wonder what unholy things were said about the priest that made Julia's drawing start moving at like X3 speed around 36:16