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Комментарии • 688

  • @RedUmbre
    @RedUmbre 24 дня назад +796

    activision has been trying to find franchise immortality serum for decades. they tortured series like tony hawk and skylanders like experiments in a labratory and cod was the only one that lived

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 24 дня назад +94

      Black Ops 6 wasn't born. It survived the abortion.

    • @abcdefg2120
      @abcdefg2120 24 дня назад +50

      Don’t forget what they did to Guitar Hero.

    • @rainbowkrampus
      @rainbowkrampus 24 дня назад +24

      Scuffed bit about Skylanders was they actually had some diamonds in the rough with their 3DS games.
      Instead of focusing on lame combat and puzzles whose solutions amounted to "own the proper toy". The 3DS games were Sonic-esque platformer, time attack racers with light beat 'em up elements.
      The fun bit was that not all levels suited every type of toy. You might think that the fliers would be OP but there were limitations to what they could do and the flight being more of a glide meant that tricky platforming while trying to go as fast as possible could easily result in over shooting targets.
      The variety of characters was a boon as they all had subtle variations in how they controlled due to size, speed and method of locomotion. So replaying levels over and over never really got old as there was always some new learning curve to account for.
      I stand by my assessment from back then that they were dumping all of their effort and money into the wrong games. The larger console games were never half as enjoyable in spite of the larger, more elaborate production.

    • @NetherStray
      @NetherStray 24 дня назад +22

      World of Warcraft somehow hasn't died. Hundreds of "WoW killers" and only FFXIV has ever come close.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 24 дня назад +9

      They attached cybernetics into it this time. Half robot, half of duty. Robocod. A bit of James Pond?

  • @level5650
    @level5650 24 дня назад +2571

    You gotta love how they make the villain a CIA “mole” as if the CIA wouldn’t condone the most heinous shit imaginable.

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod 24 дня назад +100

      yeah like MK Ultra lol

    • @onlynormalperson
      @onlynormalperson 24 дня назад +89

      Technically it wasn't a mole, just a different kind of rogue CIA agent.

    • @RatchetSly
      @RatchetSly 24 дня назад +53

      [Behind the Bastards intro music plays]

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 24 дня назад

      The CIA might condone it, but even they can't risk killing the sugar daddies of major politicians, because that would mean the "start a gang war for no reason" budget might reduced by Congress.

    • @chriswest6988
      @chriswest6988 24 дня назад +125

      I guess when you name your game "black ops" you gotta work hard to create a villain that makes the hero look good

  • @NeonGamersHD
    @NeonGamersHD 24 дня назад +2185

    Heyyyyy wait a minute.....wheres my stealth indie review??? Its actually call of duty??? I've been had!

    • @VincentTheBadGuy
      @VincentTheBadGuy 24 дня назад +34

      Dude. Spoilers. 😖

    • @KingBubblesV
      @KingBubblesV 24 дня назад +51

      Right?!! I know he mentioned reviewing COD6 but that just made me expect an indie double-bill switcheroo. But I guess they finally put enough single player substance to warrant a review after all this time

    • @L0LWTF1337
      @L0LWTF1337 24 дня назад

      Trump won, this is the evil timeline

    • @PainCausingSamurai
      @PainCausingSamurai 24 дня назад +26

      I was hoping it'd switch to a Mouthwashing review 30 seconds in

    • @Namgyal
      @Namgyal 24 дня назад +5

      Maybe Second Wind figured outs it's a good thing if he actually talks about games people know? Instead of, you know, bumming around games nobody cares about with people you'd keep a safe distance from in real life?

  • @Bruhx10
    @Bruhx10 24 дня назад +403

    5:00 There's something uniquely depressing about seeing high moon, beenox and raven all still in the CoD mines. Not really a massive fan of any of them but I've played and enjoyed games they made, seeing them all tied up like this is pretty sad.
    Then again knowing the turnover at these companies the vast majority of the people there won't have worked on the stuff I played

    • @Spikew
      @Spikew 24 дня назад +17

      Imagine if they would just let 3arch off the leash and tell em to make a full fledged horde shooter

    • @jimmyjohnson501
      @jimmyjohnson501 24 дня назад +24

      @@Bruhx10 Jedi Outcast/Academy fan here. It burns...

    • @tarnetskygge
      @tarnetskygge 24 дня назад +3

      The only Raven game I've played was Black Crypt on the Amiga, so your last point is almost certainly true for me.

    • @b4byj3susm4n
      @b4byj3susm4n 24 дня назад +12

      Raven once shared an office with id Software, and used their tech for some good experiences!
      At least they unionized!

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 24 дня назад +4

      We live in these mines
      We die in these mines
      We never leave these mines
      Cause the CoD mines never end
      -The subsidiary workers chant

  • @chrisbarnes3864
    @chrisbarnes3864 24 дня назад +1060

    The fact the video wasn't just him seizing on the floor while foaming at the mouth is a miracle.

    • @joshuaentwistle960
      @joshuaentwistle960 24 дня назад

      Or did the stuff some twenties in Yahtzee's knickers and sit back to watch him dance. The lights don't keep themselves on, you know.
      I doubt it, though. Our man Yhatz isn't good at keeping distain from his delivery, if not his words. I detected little to none.

    • @brood5184
      @brood5184 24 дня назад +18

      Its practically a glowing recommendation for anyone remotely interested in the game.

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 24 дня назад +4

      It's because the second chance perk is only in the multiplayer.

    • @chrisbarnes3864
      @chrisbarnes3864 24 дня назад +2

      @@NyJoanzy that's a nice icon picture you've got there.

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 24 дня назад +2

      @@chrisbarnes3864 you're the first other person I've seen with it.
      I scrolled down to the comments and had a "wait a second. That's not me! " type of moment.

  • @TheCatzilla1
    @TheCatzilla1 24 дня назад +179

    No I did not drop a spoiler warning BECAUSE I RESPECT YOUR FING INTELLIGENCE love it

  • @yuyuyu25
    @yuyuyu25 24 дня назад +384

    Something else I noticed about this game. There really wasn't much that felt like it was set in 1991. There's some talk about Saddam and Desert Storm. Some NIN songs. Some old CRT monitors. A Bill Clinton cameo. And that's about it. Everything else would fit perfectly today. Even the cars don't look like they're from the era.

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 24 дня назад +9

      How... How long ago you think 91 was?

    • @dougiefir6133
      @dougiefir6133 24 дня назад +134

      ​@@Sp1n1985 cars certainly looked a lot different 30 years ago...

    • @warwatcher91
      @warwatcher91 24 дня назад +53

      @@Sp1n1985 33 years to be exact. I know because my birthday was like a week ago.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 24 дня назад +24

      ​@@Sp1n1985 A third of a century ago.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 24 дня назад +4

      I'm kinda thinking 90's was the time cars became, what they are today. Samey. Need to have those aerodynamics, gives more miles per unit of measurement.

  • @Ninja_The_J
    @Ninja_The_J 24 дня назад +425

    Ngl the zombie mission of the campaign really had me thinking that Treyarch just wants to make an action horror game

    • @sumomanify
      @sumomanify 24 дня назад +49

      The funniest part is only raven did the campaign

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 24 дня назад +6

      As they should because it was gaz

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 24 дня назад +57

      honestly most of bo6 feels like the devs desperately wanting to do something that's not a cod game, unshackled by whatever vision activision has
      at least it's pretty good, had a lot of fun with the campaign, and i found the characters to be really fucking cool, but knowing that the 4 main cast of marshall/sev/felix/case are doomed to be one-note characters and warzone skins just saddens me, it's a shame that it's all trapped in cod.

    • @Snowmaninadesert
      @Snowmaninadesert 24 дня назад +9

      ya its clear everyone wants to make something that is not cod. one wants to make a milsim, one want to make a movement shooter.

    • @ngwoo
      @ngwoo 24 дня назад +9

      Can someone bend reality and give them F.E.A.R.?

  • @speedracer2please
    @speedracer2please 24 дня назад +472

    Black Ops 5 was just called Cold War. It was set in the 80s and had some raytraced shadows, which they weirdly haven't brought back

    • @salmon_wine
      @salmon_wine 24 дня назад +36

      they were strange and buggy in Cold War, probably why they got removed

    • @CT3LA
      @CT3LA 24 дня назад +20

      Yes we know that's why when he says black ops 5 it shows cold war on the screen

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 24 дня назад +2

      ​@@salmon_wine couldn't tell the difference with them being on tbh. The game looked pretty mid throughout

    • @puxtbuck6731
      @puxtbuck6731 24 дня назад +14

      @@CT3LA had no idea that was Black Ops 5

    • @salmon_wine
      @salmon_wine 24 дня назад

      @shawklan27 honestly I think cold war looked great- I prefer it's visual style to both BO4 and Bo6

  • @Mookae5
    @Mookae5 24 дня назад +198

    IMO, "AAA sampler platter" is probably the best place for a game like CoD, especially if it pushes players to other, more involved SP experiences. Embrace being the first video game anyone can name by celebrating the wider medium.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 24 дня назад +9

      Honestly...not a terrible idea.

    • @hewdavies7733
      @hewdavies7733 24 дня назад +4

      Not the worst take of all, but also think they could have done more stuff like the Desert level and instead shoehorned the stealth aspects into that.

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 24 дня назад +5

      If I understood what you mean by that, I'd bring up Nintendo Land. That's also just a splattering of fun recreations of other, more focused, games.

  • @SimuLord
    @SimuLord 24 дня назад +166

    Extra Credits once called the tendency of Call of Duty games to throw spaghetti at the wall with their game mechanics "Call of WarioWare."
    That quip still seems to apply today.

    • @keatonkitsune4064
      @keatonkitsune4064 24 дня назад +7

      Before or after they relate black people to orcs?

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 24 дня назад +9

      @@keatonkitsune4064 Long before. When it was actually good.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 24 дня назад

      LOL brilliant

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 24 дня назад +3

      @@keatonkitsune4064I'm sorry w h a t

    • @primisimperator2189
      @primisimperator2189 24 дня назад

      @@keatonkitsune4064 Normalizing that rhymes with Yahtzee.

  • @Scorpio2074
    @Scorpio2074 24 дня назад +186

    The part where Yahtzee describes the various levels reminded me of his first joke review for Duke Nukem Forever.
    You really can't joke about anything anymore, every stupid thing gets done eventually.

    • @wariodude128
      @wariodude128 24 дня назад +11

      Speaking of the Duke Nukem Forever joke review, I read an article once where it stated that was more or less the blueprint for Wolfenstein The New Order. Pretty crazy.

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 24 дня назад +9

      We still need the moon ravioli section. That'll probably turn up in a sequel to It Takes Two if they ever make one.

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 24 дня назад +1

      The sad part? Duke Nukem Forever is looking better in hindsight, all the time. Honestly, I've played the crap out of it, and it's worse crime is being *boring.* You want truly bad, I'll direct you to Eat Lead or Starfield.

    • @VeritabIlIti
      @VeritabIlIti 24 дня назад

      ​@@Umbra_Ursus Starfield at least has the space explorer fantasy and ship builder going for it. And can be fun to play

  • @Bakecrusto
    @Bakecrusto 24 дня назад +95

    Fun fact about BLOPS 6: Not only is it available on Game Pass (for like 10-12 dollars a month), but after finishing the campaign, I was able to not just cancel the Game Pass, but actually was able to get it *fully refunded* in the cancel subscription menu - something I've never seen before - despite playing the game over multiple days and not rushing it.
    I've effectively finished the entire Blops 6 campaign for free, completely legally - and honestly, for a $0 experience, it was really fun.

    • @clydenorthrup5484
      @clydenorthrup5484 24 дня назад +8

      So . . . did Microsoft screw up or are Microsoft trolling their business partners now?

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 24 дня назад +7

      When they are trying to sell a dlc for $70 you got to use modern solutions.

    • @Bakecrusto
      @Bakecrusto 24 дня назад +1

      @@clydenorthrup5484 That wasn't exactly a screwup, it's a dedicated option when you select to cancel your Game Pass subscription - there's possibly some time limitation (maybe within a week of starting it? I did finish the game in ca 5 days), one strict difference between "refund" and the classic "cancel after this month" option is that the refund-type cancellation ends your sub immediately, not "after the month ends". It's also possible there's a limit of how many times you can do a game pass refund, so don't @ me if it doesn't work the second time (:

    • @user-ne9sd4ow1o
      @user-ne9sd4ow1o 24 дня назад

      I swear companies care more about "active users" than game sales. They'd rather you be in the game to potentially buy skins, than get 1 game sale. Gotta please brain dead investors with "active user" numbers. 🤑😑

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 24 дня назад

      I remember a few years ago I was looking at the steam reviews for the original wolfenstien and noticed they all had 2 hours of playtime. 2 hours is the limit to how much time you can have in a game before steam won’t let you refund it so if you don’t die too often, you could probably beat it in time for a refund

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 24 дня назад +12

    1:09
    Love the detail of the eyes looking in different directions as he says "I swear all I had to do was spray bullets vaguely in the direction of the dudes..."

    • @Banalytical
      @Banalytical 2 дня назад

      The side eye when listing the developers was amazing as well.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 24 дня назад +190

    They've had a whole Resident Evil 6 "we've forgotten what we were supposed to be about, so here's a little bit of everything popular these days" crisis, haven't they?

    • @onlynormalperson
      @onlynormalperson 24 дня назад +33

      Not exactly, because Resident Evil 6 was motivated by desperation while this feels more like the devs were just bored and wanted to get experience for different stuff in their resume. It's competent in a way that RE6 was very much not.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 24 дня назад +13

      @@grfrjiglstan
      This isn't out of desperation, but because Activision is the only company that loves treadmill work. That being making an annual release instead of a stable and legit live service model. I just want one CoD game every 3-5 years

    • @TehNoobiness
      @TehNoobiness 24 дня назад

      @@redline841 You know something's gone horribly wrong when your development model makes people wish you'd just do Live Service and get on with it

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 24 дня назад

      Yes indeed.

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 24 дня назад +4

      How far off do you think we are from a remake of Resident Evil 6?

  • @BE-fw1lr
    @BE-fw1lr 24 дня назад +71

    I appreciate the running gag of the protagonist just being referred to as "Black Ops", not like they'd be interesting enough for us to remember their real name anyways.

    • @skweebwellington
      @skweebwellington 24 дня назад +3

      I do remember his name but that's only because I've played it so recently

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 24 дня назад

      Honestly, I haven’t remembered anything about a CoD protagonist since Infinite Warfare, and _maaaaybe_ Bell, but the last one’s only cause of a handful of really good missions that make little to no sense from a historical perspective.

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 24 дня назад

      They were once... How the mediocre have fallen.

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 23 дня назад

      Tbf in BO3 i think the game basically did that aswell. I genuinely think his name on the subtitles was just "Soldier" or something like that.

    • @dankovsky9473
      @dankovsky9473 23 дня назад

      8₽:

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech 24 дня назад +464

    The fact that Black Ops 6 was worthy of a Fully Ramblomatic makes it 10x more worth buying than any other call of duty in the last 8+ years.

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 24 дня назад +27

      technically, I guess. it's still zero after all

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado 24 дня назад +21

      i mean 10 times 0 is still 0, but i get your point

    • @sharinganmoon
      @sharinganmoon 24 дня назад +5

      Cope. A cod game is a cod game

    • @MatthewCSnow
      @MatthewCSnow 24 дня назад +6

      Eh, I played the campaign and it’s alright. It flip flops from interesting (the prey style mission) to really dull and there isn’t any real replayability with it.

    • @PaulStore800
      @PaulStore800 24 дня назад +4

      @@zekenotech ten times zero is still zero

  • @eugeniaamariei8626
    @eugeniaamariei8626 24 дня назад +65

    0:18 Same. Had no idea it was Black Ops 5 too.

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 24 дня назад +3

      I'm assuming higher ups at treyarch wanted it to go unnumbered like how CoD as a whole went unnumbered after the 4th game, but I guess they couldn't come up with a catchy subtitle for black ops and gave up

    • @NN010
      @NN010 24 дня назад +3

      @@testname4464 That's probably what happened. Originally when the leaks for this game started happening in 2022, it was being referred to as Black Ops: Gulf War, but I guess they realized that would've been very misleading given that this game doesn't really have anything to do with the Gulf War at all aside from the Helldivers 2-esque mission Yahtzee mentioned and a subsequent siege on Saddam's palace to push forward the main plot. But they couldn't come up with a better subtitle so they just said "FUCK IT! Let's just call it Black Ops 6!"

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 24 дня назад

      @NN010 speaking of leaks. I remember when Twitter insisted you could fly the planes into the twin towers. Why? Idk but it was really funny to see people just confidently lie about something so ridiculous yet harmless

    • @37TrillionWasps
      @37TrillionWasps 24 дня назад +1

      I wasn't even aware there was a fourth one. It seemed to me like they skipped straight from 3 to 6.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 24 дня назад +3

      @@37TrillionWaspsthe 4th one was the one that didn’t have a campaign

  • @jeffbo8748
    @jeffbo8748 24 дня назад +25

    The funniest part of the game is how the evil PMC/rogue cia unit are introduced;
    The bad guys don’t even get to fire first. There’s no shock twist that the shady cia black Ops unit who’ve come to help suddenly start Order 66-ing our ass. The main characters get the jump on them and start shooting before they get a chance to do anything, so you have US troops firing on other US troops with neither side communicating first. It would be really fucking awkward if they actually were sent to help but since they “aren’t with us” that immediately means they’re hostile.
    Marshall, Harrow and Case must suck at surprise parties.

  • @BrokenToy
    @BrokenToy 24 дня назад +25

    What I will mention is the campaign's lead developer team is Raven Software. They've been working on CoD's multiplayer for about a decade and was promoted to taking over the Black Ops story from Treyarch starting with Cold War. Cold War and BO6 campaign is pretty much them protesting and turning the story into Singularity 2 that they never got to make. Activision...LET THEM MAKE THE DAMN SEQUEL!!!

    • @JasoTheRed48F2
      @JasoTheRed48F2 22 дня назад +3

      You can SEE the outline of a fantastic shooter in there! It's so sad.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 14 дней назад

      Let them make Heretic again

  • @Sarge1886
    @Sarge1886 24 дня назад +38

    After watching a play through of Black Ops 6, I thought the bad guys weren’t “a PMC group being controlled by a mole in the CIA” but rather “Woods and Company deal with the CIA’s sins, again”

  • @AZ_The_Dude
    @AZ_The_Dude 24 дня назад +48

    Probably the nicest Yahtz has been to COD as of late

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 24 дня назад +1

      Tbf, this game at least tried something new. It might not be a coherent experience, but it’s still better than 4th unoriginal Modern Warfare game, featuring John American shooting Vague International Threat #36.
      I think that even at its messiest, an attempt at something different is worth a thousand attempts at the same idea.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 24 дня назад

      @Satellaview1889 Meh, still the same old COD, different skin.

  • @TheScarface43
    @TheScarface43 24 дня назад +20

    1:17
    "We play as a CIA operatives who discover a plot to take over the world by an evil - sing along if you know the words..."
    Before I could think, my mind just went to *RANDOM DOCUMENTS AND AUDIO LOGS*

    • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
      @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 22 дня назад +5

      We find them stuck to notice boards, we find them under dogs!

    • @ObviousPsudonym
      @ObviousPsudonym 22 дня назад +6

      We're going to put them in a file and give it a review, when we're bored of all the gameplay there's nothing else to do!

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 22 дня назад +1

      "It's a party in the CIA!"

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 21 день назад +2

      I sang the exact same thing while playing the campaign, since it does in fact contain random documents, as well as audio logs!

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 19 дней назад

      @@TheScarface43 not in the campaign funnily enough, they are in Zombies mode tho

  • @FinallyAlone
    @FinallyAlone 24 дня назад +89

    Im with yahtzee. I didnt know they made a black ops 5 let alone 6.

    • @santacruisin
      @santacruisin 24 дня назад +9

      there was a 4?!

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 24 дня назад +4

      @@santacruisin
      Apparently so.

    • @burntbacn
      @burntbacn 24 дня назад +5

      @@santacruisin there was, but everyone overlooked it because it had no campaign and the zombies sucked

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 24 дня назад +5

      Black ops seemlying has the coolest potential since you save the world from shady underground plots with a small group. Though it seems like since black ops 3 they have ran out of ideas. Honestly I would prefer more modern times so that it is not just "hey remember this tacky pop culture reference."

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 19 дней назад

      @@burntbacn zombies was pretty good just trying to be different for difference sake, but during the DLC they hit better stride and the game wasn't constantly crashing at that point

  • @SarcyBoi41
    @SarcyBoi41 24 дня назад +17

    1:37 This is why I loved that Micah was the rat in Red Dead Redemption 2. You're encouraged to hate him from the beginning, he continues to be hateable, and then becomes a hundred times more hateable. That's a villain I enjoyed ending.

  • @darkly77
    @darkly77 24 дня назад +20

    The GameMaker ad needs updating to include UFO 50!
    It's huge and crazy impressive what they've done, from the maker of Spelunky

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 24 дня назад +74

    The idea that there's a part of a CoD game that feels like Psychonauts honestly terrifies me about what AAA gaming is gonna ruin next.

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 24 дня назад +40

    This is actually the best thing I've heard about COD campaigns. It SHOULD lean more into a Saint's Row-esqe silliness

    • @idanbhk3875
      @idanbhk3875 24 дня назад +6

      Self-awareness only works if there's a self-aware audience.

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 24 дня назад +6

      @@idanbhk3875 It been a few decades, I'm sure the Call of Duty audience would have gained self awareness by now the same way the Fast and Furious fans have.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 24 дня назад +14

      @@monhunterz5430 "Press F to pay respects" is literally a meme started by Advanced Warfare. You'd hope there's some self-awareness with COD fans.

  • @goodtaste2185
    @goodtaste2185 24 дня назад +37

    The campaign was fun! I actually hope the studio responsible for it get to work on their own game if possible. Stealth missions, optional objectives, the mind bending portions - all great!

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 24 дня назад +2

      Even if ends on a cliffhanger?

    • @hewdavies7733
      @hewdavies7733 24 дня назад

      i didnt love it that much but i agree there was some sembelence of original thought and a campaign that could have been decent if they were really allowed to run with a theme and make a whole game.

    • @houston1342
      @houston1342 12 дней назад

      No?

  • @Jetiko27
    @Jetiko27 24 дня назад +38

    The reason it's like this is because the campaign is made by Raven Software. It's barely even a CoD, you're WAY MORE overpowered than you think. Go replay but use the adrenaline stims.

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 21 день назад

      He reviews games for a living. He's never touching this one again.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 14 дней назад

      This is no Soldier of Fortune my guy.

  • @danielgrezda3339
    @danielgrezda3339 24 дня назад +12

    This is what happens when you turn the fifth largest gaming company that used to make a game in nearly every genre into an fps factory, they want to escape.

  • @gulpirak
    @gulpirak 24 дня назад +39

    However unintentionally, you've somewhat sold me on the campaign.

    • @alexandermason2501
      @alexandermason2501 24 дня назад +4

      Been a hot minute since I played a CoD campaign, I was looking forward to taking advantage of the gamepass release and gunning through some crazy silly set pieces and corridors filled with Bad Guys(TM).
      I wasn't expecting dialogue choices, branching paths, or anything else that Yahtz touched on in his review. It was actually really fun - stupid, with a shallow story that didn't make sense or feel grounded in the slightest, but I felt transported back 15 years to simpler times.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 24 дня назад +2

      Sold you on the pitch. But the execution is a different story.

  • @DMTrance87
    @DMTrance87 23 дня назад +4

    This is one of the funniest you've made since SW started. Bravo!

  • @LewdSCP1471A
    @LewdSCP1471A 24 дня назад +25

    Raven yearns to escape the COD mines.
    Also just gonna say they specifically worked on the campaign, same with the Cold War campaign, since that seemed unclear in the review.

    • @Upsetkiller456
      @Upsetkiller456 23 дня назад

      Yep, Treyarch had to actually STEP IN during Cold War's development because tensions between Raven and Sledgehammer got pretty bad.
      Raven Software doesn't deserve the fate they have been given.

  • @amazedalloy
    @amazedalloy 24 дня назад +12

    Seeing what's been done to High Moon brings a tear to my eye every time

  • @ofrutsra
    @ofrutsra 24 дня назад +18

    Oh yay, a new Fully Ramblo to brighten up my day. One moment, let me just blast a smile onto my face with this shotgun as I try not to think about what else happened today

  • @monkfishy6348
    @monkfishy6348 24 дня назад +93

    This honestly makes the Campaign sound amazing.

    • @tortoiseoflegends4466
      @tortoiseoflegends4466 24 дня назад +23

      Makes me think of a less good Titanfall 2, which still sounds pretty good.

    • @megabubfish
      @megabubfish 24 дня назад +4

      I know, right? I've barely ever played CoD, but I'm feeling interested.

    • @IHeaRvOices-cy3os
      @IHeaRvOices-cy3os 24 дня назад +14

      As long as you don't try to bum rush it and just do it casually, it ends up being decent (not to pay for but for leaving mp/zombies for at least).

    • @Howtonickname
      @Howtonickname 24 дня назад +4

      Yeah exactly. I don't understands Yahtz sometimes. Jack of all trades doesn't have to always be a bad thing, I've really enjoyed the variety Raven software tried to create with this campaign. They have some cool gameplay ideas despite being forced to work in call of duty mines

    • @onlynormalperson
      @onlynormalperson 24 дня назад +7

      It's the best campaign since Call of Duty 4, which is faint praise, but still, worth checking out if you have 12 bucks for gamepass and an extra large hard drive.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 24 дня назад +42

    Having that many developers work on a 5 hour campaign is like having a billionaire bankroll an elementary school nativity play

    • @TheStormbringer8751
      @TheStormbringer8751 24 дня назад +4

      I hate these stupid comments. Zombies, Campaign, Online PVP, Online Massive PVP, etc. You act like these games don't have massive modes that require hordes of people to develop.

    • @duckseatbread104
      @duckseatbread104 24 дня назад +2

      @kingsleycy3450 I believe only raven worked on the campaign

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 24 дня назад +3

      ​​@@TheStormbringer8751
      Don't forget about all the people who are asset artists, level designers, the ones that worked on the game engine, etc.
      There is so much artwork in the game, there are so many calling cards (that most people will never unlock if they even see them but there's a ton of them that are there). Watching the credits, you can kind of see which studios did what but I think it's high time Raven gets to be fully let off the leash since their last couple campaigns were actually pretty fun and I'd like to see them tackle something unique/not-explicitly-COD

  • @ArifRWinandar
    @ArifRWinandar 24 дня назад +2

    4:36 I like how the picture of the motorcycle still has its code

  • @tipulsar85
    @tipulsar85 24 дня назад +9

    I suddenly feel sad for all the devs that work on this game. They clearly want Call of Duty to to take a break from the yearly release schedule. Hell, I would like half of the studios that worked on this to do SOMETHING ELSE for their next project so that they can at least take a mental break. Let Beenox, High Moon and Raven make make games that are considerably different.

  • @BoloJolo
    @BoloJolo 24 дня назад +6

    Lmao I used to play around with Game Maker in my high school comp science classes over a decade ago, imagine my absolute shock when I find out not only are they still alive as a business, but they've sponsored this video and are actually behind some solid releases I've heard of.

  • @guillermo9171
    @guillermo9171 24 дня назад +4

    Yahtzee: "what are you, a Playstation demo disc?
    Yahtzee's audience: "A what? What's a 'demo disc'?"

  • @patrickbyrne5070
    @patrickbyrne5070 24 дня назад +6

    And of course that bio weapon is bright green in a glass vial. As is tradition.

    • @Spudtron98
      @Spudtron98 23 дня назад +2

      @@patrickbyrne5070 It’s red, actually.

  • @GameDevYal
    @GameDevYal 24 дня назад +4

    Nobody talks about it but UFO 50 was also made in Game Maker. It was kinda wild finding out.

  • @FlyingCIRCU175
    @FlyingCIRCU175 24 дня назад +74

    The worst part is that there are enough whales still buying into these games that they make fiscal sense to make. That's the real tragedy here.

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 24 дня назад +8

      What's bizarre is its become so dire even buying the game from actiblizz doesn't matter anymore, because they're making bank off overpriced cosmetics. At least fornite can be played for years on end, after the first year of any CoD game the playerbase tanks. And you gotta buy the next game to avoid endless sweats, or play warzone... honestly warzone should count as self harm

  • @samuraicupcake289
    @samuraicupcake289 24 дня назад +7

    A fancy hors-d'oeuvres buffet is the perfect analogy for this. A little unsatisfying bit of everything for everyone, but no one's gonna have the money for it and why would they make this when they can just eat their preferred meal at home, unless they're rich.

  • @thedappercritter6644
    @thedappercritter6644 19 дней назад +1

    Seeing Beenox and High Moon worked on this just sucked the joy right out of me. Activision's a bloody meat grinder.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 17 дней назад

      They've worked on COD for a number of years.

  • @cereal_chick2515
    @cereal_chick2515 24 дня назад +6

    You know what? I'm actually sold on this game. That all sounds quite interesting, especially as someone who's enjoying Battlefield Hardline's janky attempts to fit an actual police game into a spunkgargleweewee engine.

  • @hanniballahr94
    @hanniballahr94 24 дня назад +10

    I was expecting a review of Disco Elysium 2: Panic at the Elysium.

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 18 дней назад

    Your absolutely right. The campaign feels like each studio was in another city and could only communicate via carrier pidgeon and chinese whispers, but someone keeps shooting down the pidgeons and one person in the Chinese whisper line is partially deaf

  • @funnynamelol3156
    @funnynamelol3156 24 дня назад +3

    0:24 you remember a WHAT

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 24 дня назад +2

    4:51 I miss the Cybertron games...

  • @TheZaius
    @TheZaius 24 дня назад +1

    I'm happy the end music has a much lower volume.

  • @Brocknoth
    @Brocknoth 22 дня назад

    "What are you a Play Station demo disc?" That was a bit too perfect, god damn it Yahtz

  • @liamharper465
    @liamharper465 21 день назад

    I do like the puzzles they've added. The puzzles were fun and the major puzzle in the safehouse was pretty dope too.

  • @project-gladiator
    @project-gladiator 24 дня назад +2

    2:57 So Doom... Over 20 years, and it took us so long to reach fucking Doom

  • @brnddi
    @brnddi 22 дня назад

    Finally a sponsor segment that doesn't advertise a total scam product.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 24 дня назад +22

    Fuck I miss the 90s.

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 24 дня назад +1

      Everyone does, but unfortunately it appears we've overshot and landed in the *18*90s.

  • @Mindfuel777
    @Mindfuel777 24 дня назад +1

    The fact that he’s even playing the game AND hasn’t torn it to absolute shreds is a miracle itself.

  • @nestwr
    @nestwr 19 дней назад

    2:45 they actually first did a mission like this in Blops 3, where there's a straight up zombie mission. The stealth missions sound a whole lot like Battlefield 1's campaign that I just finished like a week ago

  • @LuckPuddle
    @LuckPuddle 24 дня назад +1

    Dear lord I didn’t realize properly what bell end meant until now. I thought it was a term meaning empty headed like a church tower with nothing rattling around but a bell. 🔔 Thank goodness for the animations….

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 22 дня назад +1

      If I'm not mistaken there's a difference between AE and BE; one aiming more at the anatomy, the other more at the character.

  • @trippingpug5513
    @trippingpug5513 24 дня назад +4

    I played the campaign (for free on Game Pass, of course) and I can say for certain that it was both not very good and better than the Modern Warfare remakes. Probably worth it if you can play it for under $15. Also, that open world desert level was probably the worst. It took me like two hours and the 4 different types of objectives were just repeated 3 times. Also, the baddies kept clipping through the car when I tried to run them over.

  • @Pscyon
    @Pscyon 24 дня назад +2

    Didn't call it BLOPS this time. That's okay though, I'll still call these blops.

  • @TheMcK777
    @TheMcK777 24 дня назад +3

    Damn that end bit was a dagger line.

  • @RuleroftheSandcastle
    @RuleroftheSandcastle 24 дня назад +8

    When did Cod Blops Five happen? Is it a Leisure Suit Larry 4 situation?

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas 24 дня назад +3

      @@RuleroftheSandcastle It was Cold War.

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 18 дней назад

    "No, I didn't spoil warning it, because I respect your intelligence!" 😂

  • @PupGamer
    @PupGamer 22 дня назад +1

    "what are you, a PlayStation demo disk??"
    Of course not... It's an Xbox live gold game pass ultimate games for a Windows 11 live (a Microsoft product) demo disk.

  • @unformedeight
    @unformedeight 24 дня назад +3

    2:39 - Be me, watching this while giving a parking ticket

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 23 дня назад

    "Slightly bored Yahtzee Croshaw"
    Only "slightly" bored? Sounds like high praise!

  • @TackyKnacky
    @TackyKnacky 24 дня назад +1

    I had the same thought when Blops 6 was announced. "There was a 5?"

  • @chuysguy360
    @chuysguy360 24 дня назад

    “Not unheard of in the Spunk Garggle WeeWee Realms” legit had me crying. I don’t know specifically why this line had my laughing out loud so hard but it did 😂😂😂

  • @MM-lv7iy
    @MM-lv7iy 24 дня назад +3

    I’m surprised this came out, Dunkey said it was impossible to play this game!

    • @richardhunter9779
      @richardhunter9779 24 дня назад +1

      He is right. I tried subscribing to Game Pass for it, but Microsoft just wouldn't take my money.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 24 дня назад +2

      That's because Dunky is a clown who can get filtered by a 'sign your name' box.

  • @Nimbus118
    @Nimbus118 24 дня назад +1

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought the abandoned cia research facility mission just felt like a control or prey reference

  • @PupGamer
    @PupGamer 22 дня назад +1

    CoDBlops 6 is, what, the 40th Call of Duty?

  • @potroastmutt7915
    @potroastmutt7915 23 дня назад +2

    Whoa wait Yahtz is actually reviewing a COD? But. But you're free now.

    • @Christoph5782
      @Christoph5782 23 дня назад

      No hes not, he just didn’t see the insanely obvious plot twist coming, probably as his leader wasn’t a CIA mole

  • @scottthewaterwarrior
    @scottthewaterwarrior 20 дней назад

    The crazy mixup of environments and gameplay styles makes me think this should have been a TimeSplitters game!

  • @Spike674
    @Spike674 23 дня назад

    The lack of grapple hook after the Research Center really took away from the whole experience, and made me want a whole game based around it

  • @madlord729
    @madlord729 24 дня назад +2

    First couple Levels sounds like the normal Infinity Ward slop, the open world part sounds like Sledgehammer last "game" Raven Software's Singularity sounds kind of like the lab level Yahtzee is on to something..

  • @AHKonoValles
    @AHKonoValles 22 дня назад +1

    Did you respect my intelligence Yahtzee? Or maybe you can't admit you have a problem!

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 24 дня назад +1

    2:33
    Where are those chest icons from? My brain sparked when I saw them

  • @executable3
    @executable3 24 дня назад +4

    4:00 LOL! That's kind of how Cold War ended. You're in the middle of the final mission, blow up some non descript AA guns and suddenly the game is over. So random and unsatisfying. I hadn't actually played a CoD game since the original MW3 but CW (which I got free with my GPU) was so disappointing due to the lack of spectacle except for this cool moment at the beginning where you're chasing a plane. Otherwise it was such a dull experience and was too short to tell its story properly.

    • @JoshuaPTFan
      @JoshuaPTFan 22 дня назад

      I'm guessing the cliffhanger is to set up the story to be continued during seasonal updates, perhaps in Warzone (battle royale). This is a thing previous recent CODs did, was that every season there would be a brief cutscene to introduce some new big bad, who existed only to sell their skin in the battle pass. A single cutscene, a purchasable skin, and maybe some 2 week live event in Warzone are not satisfying ways to conclude any story.

    • @executable3
      @executable3 22 дня назад

      @@JoshuaPTFan All the more reason not to bother with CoD. If I play a CoD campaign it's to play a CoD campaign and I expect it to be a complete experience. It just sucks given how rare linear games are these days, there really is no choice anymore for those like me who prefer this type of game over overly long open world action RPG's.

  • @NoExplosionsMcgee
    @NoExplosionsMcgee 24 дня назад +1

    "Please....no more Call of Duty. I'm so tired..."
    - Every Call of Duty support developer.

  • @user-xsn5ozskwg
    @user-xsn5ozskwg 24 дня назад +1

    It *almost* feels self aware, and to a degree I'm sure it is, but between all the different developers and the total sincerity it handles its narrative I think at best a couple of devs were able to convince the suits to go along with their more outlandish ideas.

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 24 дня назад +2

      honestly i appreciate the game taking it's narrative seriously
      making it self aware would've turned it into a joss whedon fest.

    • @user-xsn5ozskwg
      @user-xsn5ozskwg 24 дня назад +1

      @@bit_ronic When you put it that way, yeah, this was definitely the preferable way to do it.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 24 дня назад +1

    This was sounding a lot like an "Avengers assemble" scenario even before he introduced the dev conga.

  • @argnator
    @argnator 24 дня назад +1

    I watched the campaign from an online gamer's point of view. I think the reason it has so many different gameplay styles - even the Puzzle House - is because CoD gamers don't buy other games. They don't even look in the direction of other games. This is a whole generation of gameplay variety that they missed out on because this is their gaming. They aren't "Gamers" they are "Call of Duty Enthusiasts" and have thus missed out on nearly every major trend in gaming as a hobby since they began buying the franchise and have therefor been left out of every significant conversation. It's even got single player perks you can "Level Up" but only if you find enough missable money by using the unique and brand-new-to-CoD mechanic of "Exploring the Levels" for "Secrets". It's like the team that Activision has enslaved to make this game knew their precious cash babies were falling behind the other gamers who actually try new games and play more than one game at a time and didn't want little Johnny to be the only child on the playground still in diapers after 20 games.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 24 дня назад

      I thought the "Call of Duty enthusiast" was a U.S. military veteran that let himself go or a welfare king/queen.

  • @oh_its_zarie
    @oh_its_zarie 24 дня назад

    I was hoping for a stealth indie review. The last time he did that for disco elysium it was one of the best game ive ever played. and well theres a recently released indie game that would have catered to the sea faring, detective loving giant seaturtle that makes these reviews perfectly.

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 24 дня назад +4

    I know Yahtz's intention is to stop us from playing it, but honestly the insantiy he's describing makes me wanna play it more. I've always enjoyed CoD campaigns but I skipped MWIII because I didnt hear good things about it and I was going through a FPS burnout at that time. But I am quite curious about this one. Maybe I'll try it when the price is okay in G2A or something
    Edit: I just learned that its on game pass. Ima just play it on that, maybe finish it in a week, and spend the rest of the subscription playing something like Hi Fi Rush

    • @chillsy_pluto
      @chillsy_pluto 23 дня назад

      from what I've played it's quite decent, marginally better than anything the rebooted Modern Warfare series has to offer but that's a low bar. there are sections i just outright disliked like the open-world mission that was mentioned by Yahtzee

  • @metaloverlord7465
    @metaloverlord7465 24 дня назад +1

    God I miss demo disks, in fact I just plain miss the Playstation 1 era of gaming.

  • @necromech_
    @necromech_ 24 дня назад +1

    brilliant review

  • @TPrime85
    @TPrime85 20 дней назад

    Looking forward to the first full-length Every Fully Ramblomatic in a couple of months. Can we get the few 2023 FRs tacked onto the front of it as well plz?

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 23 дня назад +1

    Honestly, that sounds pretty on par with the last CoD campaign I've played so far.

  • @Fgekc
    @Fgekc 21 день назад

    Damn, Yahtz, that's quite an accurate depiction of an SA-6. Or it's close enough that I had to do some googling to figure out what that was.

  • @UnperfectFeeling
    @UnperfectFeeling 24 дня назад +1

    Well, that last joke fits perfectly with US elections. Bravo.

  • @TheCynicalJedi
    @TheCynicalJedi 24 дня назад

    "Ran out of ritalin flavoured rice krispies" is diabolical lmfao

  • @AtrociousNightmare
    @AtrociousNightmare 15 дней назад

    I suppose I have to thank CoD's existence for causing fun, brilliant reviews like this one

  • @blizzardcrow3051
    @blizzardcrow3051 24 дня назад +2

    I do appreciate it when we acknowledge the unsanctioned foreigner torture

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 18 дней назад

    This actually a glowing review considering it's a Black Ops game coming from Yahtzee

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas
    @KingOfElectricNinjas 24 дня назад

    Put that way it sounds like some kind of demo reel where studios try out all kinds of different genre gimmicks and whichever one is the most popular gets a full on game.

  • @FlameSama1
    @FlameSama1 24 дня назад

    Ending gag hitting especially hard today...

  • @Spifyninja
    @Spifyninja 20 дней назад

    You know a game lacks proper direction when just hearing about it gives me whiplash.