Lies of J - Jerma Steam Nextfest 2023 Stream Edit

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr Год назад +660

    Why does lying come so naturally to his forked tongue

    • @underscore.petrichoir546
      @underscore.petrichoir546 Год назад +46

      Me as an elder wizard pondering my orb and observing Humor of the Ninehundred and Eighty-Fidth Era cast his illusion spells with enough mana frequency to intercept my great sapphire pondering gemstone

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Год назад +8

      ​@@underscore.petrichoir546sorry

    • @laarman.
      @laarman. Год назад +26

      This is just the most stolen bar ive ever seen in my life like word for word too

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Год назад +31

      @@laarman. i do believe that this commenter is doing something colloquially known as a "reference"

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Год назад +1

      @@laarman. cant be sure though

  • @dangdudedan8756
    @dangdudedan8756 Год назад +194

    cant wait to start a jerma stream and hear him say "sorry chat, no circumcision on stream today"

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten Год назад +273

    That viewfinder game was geniunely so sick.

    • @watpronouncedwot
      @watpronouncedwot Год назад +16

      Pull Stay was so wild, Im still processing it

    • @livingsalami6529
      @livingsalami6529 Год назад +3

      played it myself and its really good hopefully he plays it when it comes out

    • @Liam-co1bw
      @Liam-co1bw Год назад +3

      yeah it looks incredible but I dont think I will ever play it. super impressive but It would make me puke lol

    • @figaeroth
      @figaeroth Год назад +7

      the tagalog jumpscared me!! knowing there's some filipino culture in it makes me extra hyped

    • @stilllogan
      @stilllogan Год назад +6

      I was put off at first by the kinda annoying narration but yeah the gameplay looks fucking rad as hell, reminds me of Superliminal

  • @lightcer5339
    @lightcer5339 Год назад +185

    Jerma should do a sequel to the doll house stream where the doll house is trashed and he has to actually house flip it 😂

  • @argnator
    @argnator Год назад +427

    Every time he said "Okay, so you have to do this now" in House Flipper 2 I feel like he was grinning through pain. His cozy no-thoughts glorified clicker game with stupid home-modeling mechanics has come closer to being an actual Video Game where you have to know to do things and there are limitations and restrictions which incentivize efficient play. It's become a game that he can't imagine playing on an iPad until he falls asleep. The honeymoon is over.

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor Год назад +163

      psychoanalysis andy (get your armchairs here for free)

    • @tree4364
      @tree4364 Год назад +6

      Accurate asf

    • @gaphason
      @gaphason Год назад +9

      It feels so much more tedious than the first

    • @rickylopez5000
      @rickylopez5000 Год назад +5

      My poor jermy

    • @GameBooAdvancePlus
      @GameBooAdvancePlus Год назад +9

      House Flipper's missions are like the House Flipper 2 demo so i dont even know why that'd be the case. Personally I was kinda disappointed because it was so controller focused

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee Год назад +144

    i cant believe jerma now works as an Ideas Guy

  • @MetaWhiteYoshi
    @MetaWhiteYoshi Год назад +25

    thanks jerma for recognizing us vod-watchers ❤

  • @kongzilla2903
    @kongzilla2903 Год назад +99

    WAKE UP BABE NEW CHELTIE DROP

  • @YangBalanceYin
    @YangBalanceYin Год назад +22

    Dude doesn't know the difference between "I will" and "I might". World's cheapest ace attorney.

    • @70sman
      @70sman Год назад +2

      "I might" "I think I'm going to" "I'm probably going to" "Maybe I'll" "I'm planning on"
      All phrases not in his vocabulary. Liar Andy

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 Год назад +132

    Jerma climbed into my house and ate everything he could before my cat acared him away. Just thought it was important to share this information while I still have time.

    • @vernym4164
      @vernym4164 Год назад +21

      acared

    • @tree4364
      @tree4364 Год назад +8

      Genuinely the only reason I have a cat. I fear for this moment every day. I do not know if my kitten has the power necessary to frighten him of as yours did.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Год назад +11

      ​@@tree4364the dude spliced some black market "creeper genes" into his DNA for a joke, I think he's acquired a real weakness after this latest wacky antic

    • @Ratchet-Taco
      @Ratchet-Taco Год назад +1

      But he couldn't make and eat a BLT, sounds just like him

    • @Purplestufff
      @Purplestufff Год назад +4

      Acared 😦

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar Год назад +11

    Him trying to gaslight his game promises when nearly all of the promises people cite involve him saying that if he doesn't play X game by X time he will chug his grandmothers urn or something.

  • @sirrealism7300
    @sirrealism7300 Год назад +9

    3:45 ONG HE NOTICED ME 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 Год назад +9

    Meetings. Yknow… executive.

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 Год назад +18

    Jerma keeps claiming House Flipper is "his game" despite probably never spending a millisecond actually developing it.
    I tried to ask a dev about it but when we got into a call for some Q&A the guy seemed really nervous, and then Jerma came into the dev's room and just sat in the corner, deathly silent and staring daggers into the dude's back. Unfortunately the call got cut short after the coder said something that Jerma misconstrued as a diss on him and promptly lunged at his victim.
    Afterwards the dev's name was posthousmosuly removed from credits

  • @Sengial
    @Sengial Год назад +50

    JERMA KEPT DODGING WHEN HE SHOULD PARRY
    PARRY MAKES THEM GROGGY AND ALSO BREAKS THEIR WEAPON

  • @yonehkura
    @yonehkura Год назад +3

    I greatly appreciate your videos as the streams are too long for me but your videos allow me to still have a bond with Jerma and sort of support him. Thank you so much for your edits.

  • @Fluwufy
    @Fluwufy Год назад +7

    7:06 LOL THE CUTOFF

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 Год назад +22

    We love you Cheltie! Keep it up with the jermedits!

  • @LilKulture
    @LilKulture Год назад +6

    Hey Vod watchers! Enjoy the show!

  • @stilllogan
    @stilllogan Год назад +5

    Vinny is going to love pull stay

  • @Robinski000
    @Robinski000 Год назад +12

    Hey vod watchers, enjoy the show!

  • @maean7410
    @maean7410 Год назад +6

    did he really say executive meetings like 7 times in a row. what a psycho

    • @Ava-uq5dh
      @Ava-uq5dh Год назад +1

      Software glitch, happens on this model

  • @beniyum
    @beniyum Год назад +1

    I haven't watched jermy stuff in a while, now I have a backlog of content to binge as I regress! Thank you Cheltie! 😃

  • @nmx0014
    @nmx0014 Год назад +3

    jerma favouring a light blue-grey wall is so based, i forgive him for his crimes

  • @Ivanhoenn
    @Ivanhoenn Год назад +6

    2:05 oh jeez he's malfunctioning someone get otto

  • @fabriciocosta6492
    @fabriciocosta6492 Год назад +42

    AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T PLAY ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD 2 IM HAPPY!!!!!!!!

  • @ykobi
    @ykobi Год назад +5

    oh pull stay! that one game nito souji made. its nice to see jerma play this :)

  • @chickenitza8
    @chickenitza8 Год назад +1

    He really is at the absolute mercy of the chat room

  • @ramaluminus
    @ramaluminus Год назад +2

    That time rewinding game reminds me of Jerma's TimeShift stream where he abuse the rewind time for the funny.

  • @0tterhead
    @0tterhead Год назад +1

    lies come so easily to his forked tongue

  • @Alman117
    @Alman117 Год назад

    Thanks Jerma loving the vods!

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb Год назад +13

    baconless barry :(

    • @tree4364
      @tree4364 Год назад +3

      Nooooo

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders Год назад +1

      @@tree4364are you still high

    • @tree4364
      @tree4364 Год назад +4

      @@r0dders it just kicked in

    • @ThatGuyFrank369
      @ThatGuyFrank369 Год назад +1

      @@tree4364im smoking rn you still high

    • @Purplestufff
      @Purplestufff Год назад +2

      @@ThatGuyFrank369 it just kicked in

  • @Pumpkyria
    @Pumpkyria Год назад +3

    I saw the thumbnail and man if Nito saw the stream he would go crazy

  • @cheahyeah7134
    @cheahyeah7134 Год назад

    thank you for these edits man they clutch

  • @vinter3693
    @vinter3693 Год назад +7

    I'm sad he didn't play Ghost Trick 🤧

  • @ImGaming4U
    @ImGaming4U Год назад +10

    i just ate the edible
    ty cheltie

  • @MrAw3sum
    @MrAw3sum Год назад +4

    Lmao that beginning

  • @DrTacoPHD665
    @DrTacoPHD665 Год назад +3

    "On the count of 3"
    Doesn't count at all.

  • @yeetskie
    @yeetskie Год назад +1

    Jerma and cheltie just made my day 2000000000 times better

  • @drakescorpion3285
    @drakescorpion3285 Год назад +16

    Oh no, viewfinder has the annoying ass forspoken dialogue.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Год назад +16

      How else am I supposed to know the main character is relatable if they don't bludgeon me over the head with "Woah this is crazy!" and more quips than the entire Marvel filmography?

    • @Timblebits
      @Timblebits Год назад +5

      It's definitely not as bad, plus most of it is through audio logs so if it does piss you off you can skip it

    • @ilestecritqueseullink6387
      @ilestecritqueseullink6387 Год назад +8

      "So, that just happened"

    • @Ava-uq5dh
      @Ava-uq5dh Год назад

      Stupid cool tech, so hopefully you can mess with the dialogue volume

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal Год назад

    Can't wait for house flipper 2 streams. Jerma house flipper is my comfort watch

  • @iamchickpea
    @iamchickpea Год назад +3

    cheltie video i live another day

  • @musicenjoyer4203
    @musicenjoyer4203 Год назад

    the schizophrenic landlord bit is killing me

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush Год назад +3

    29:34 youtube poop gameplay

  • @AnderMartin
    @AnderMartin Год назад +7

    yepma😊

  • @videobruj
    @videobruj Год назад

    Yes! You had this done so quick! Will you be doing the other part of this stream where he played sorcery?

  • @archshade7891
    @archshade7891 Год назад +8

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

  • @pootsiii8178
    @pootsiii8178 Год назад

    Tearing down all my Jerma posters and burning my Fireman t-shirt after he said he didn't like Sekiro.

  • @twingolord
    @twingolord Год назад

  • @Bazy678
    @Bazy678 Год назад

    Second game is a mobile ad

  • @v3e010
    @v3e010 Год назад +3

    👍

  • @Phickic
    @Phickic Год назад +5

    13:06 somebody clearly doesn't have a femboy furry maid boyfriend.

  • @IPwnYoU59
    @IPwnYoU59 Год назад +1

    I've been in surgery for a week, jerma got a job?

  • @MrBlueWaooWaoo
    @MrBlueWaooWaoo Год назад

    Jerma J Jour!

  • @DrHeinzy
    @DrHeinzy Год назад +7

    Jerma's a wagie now? Damn, I guess Grotto Beasts did poorly.

  • @yupjuliansje
    @yupjuliansje Год назад +1

    Viewfinder looks awesome, hope I can turn the incessant talking off.

  • @lukijez
    @lukijez Год назад +1

    3:45 :3

  • @Aquana01
    @Aquana01 Год назад +1

    what is a BLT!??? WHO IS A BLT

  • @nicholasdavidson1191
    @nicholasdavidson1191 Год назад +2

    did jerma get hired what the "fuck" is he talking about

    • @Purplestufff
      @Purplestufff Год назад +19

      Out of the loop Larry

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 Год назад +13

      No he just stopped taking his meds and started wearing a suit and tie around while talking about how he ‘has some important business calls to make’ before excusing himself to the other side of the room to talk loudly into his phone about deals and mergers despite it being quite obvious he’s just holding the calculator app up to his ear.

    • @LilKulture
      @LilKulture Год назад +1

      @@Purplestufffthis made me laugh so hard

  • @Thomas_Angelo
    @Thomas_Angelo Год назад

    Ye

  • @passerinity
    @passerinity Год назад

    I didn’t enjoy the show. He gaslighted me too much