Set 4, Game 6 [15.04.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @NoMoreJockeys
    @NoMoreJockeys  3 года назад +62

    There's a wrong Out graphic? Oops. (Thanks for letting us know!)

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 3 года назад +1

      do you do them wrong on purpose sometimes? Ive noticed a bunch of them lol.

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 года назад +1

      A map is a diagram, key wins

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 года назад

      Fix that graphic

    • @sammywammy181
      @sammywammy181 2 года назад

      SURELY “Dora, the explorer” is a sentence.

  • @TheHumanTheory
    @TheHumanTheory 3 года назад +270

    Major kudos given there, Watto could argue about their badly drawn image until Horne loses. Brave stuff. (5)

    • @Rick-zv3xs
      @Rick-zv3xs 3 года назад +14

      Well said! (4)

    • @RenewedRS
      @RenewedRS 3 года назад

      Have I missed something. What's with the numbers in parenthesis?

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 3 года назад +3

      I didn't even realize this was playing the same number of letter game until the end, splendid effort.

    • @RenewedRS
      @RenewedRS 3 года назад +7

      @@PaddyRoon7 wow omg how did one not see lol (3)

  • @jonathonmaudlin2307
    @jonathonmaudlin2307 Год назад +57

    don’t mind this game. very good time when seen Mark with Alex. Poet also (4)

    • @c1tc4t
      @c1tc4t Год назад +8

      “Poet also” is fantastic

  • @paulrichards8496
    @paulrichards8496 3 года назад +220

    (Lovely) (symmetry). (Starts) (with) (questioning) (whether) (Watto's) (had) (dinner), (ends) (with) (his) mouth (full). (Satisfying). (5)

    • @daupomatic
      @daupomatic 3 года назад +17

      Honestly, very well played.

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 3 года назад +12

      Don't mind it in the slightest

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 2 года назад +8

      Actually don't mind it

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 11 месяцев назад +4

      The sleeper hit is the fact that the chosen lawful word is randomly plucked from within the paragraph, rather than being the first one in the list.

  • @JohnHazl
    @JohnHazl 3 года назад +207

    Joy! "Tim Key and the two men who are not Tim Key" day now! (Man who fed and had tub: Tub Man; man who not Key and not Tub Man: Dog Man.) Fun vid, can see Dad Key had fun dip off Red Sea. May try the ale, not bad can. Bad God map pic (God fat!) but Tub Man can see Tub Man can not win row. Big win for Dog Man, now not far off Key. Big ado! (3)

    • @marcokilby7875
      @marcokilby7875 3 года назад +20

      This is maybe, and I have to say this (I am compelled in my duty as a below-the-liner), my favourite comment on, your friend and mine (please be welcoming as I introduce our next guest) RUclips. Congratulations JohnHazl, you are a solid gold legend.

    • @Bill-Door
      @Bill-Door 3 года назад +4

      And this is where Tub Man and Dog Man got their nick names!

    • @samuelcardwell577
      @samuelcardwell577 3 года назад +1

      This is the winner, actually chuckled at Tub Man and Dog Man

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 года назад

      Nope

  • @olliebrown98
    @olliebrown98 3 года назад +85

    Great watch today: Watto sings prime songs; Horne makes naked claim; Timmy grows fresh beard. Timmy makes brave plays while Horne bores 'below lines' (5).

  • @johnkendall2027
    @johnkendall2027 3 года назад +66

    "Is Pingu a Westerner?" must surely rank as one of the greatest sentences ever committed to film!

    • @roarmalf
      @roarmalf 10 месяцев назад

      I'm afraid I would have to argue that this isn't film at all.

  • @darkdarce
    @darkdarce 3 года назад +139

    Just because I haven't seen anyone point it out yet, absolutely loving Key's addition of Job Gloves

    • @gretacwink8659
      @gretacwink8659 3 года назад +5

      Pitstop gloves specifically. More specifically, where on we on the definition of job?

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys Год назад +7

      Lovely labour gloves (6)

  • @tango2465
    @tango2465 3 года назад +86

    late to the party, but some analysis on horne's jack dee alphabet:
    1. L
    2. P
    - Foul: Den
    3. B
    4. F
    5. O
    6. X
    7. A
    8. R
    9. T
    10. Q
    11. N
    12. P
    13. U
    14. W
    - Foul: A (repeat)
    15. S
    16. E
    17. D
    18. M
    19. Z
    20. V
    21. S
    22. I
    23. G
    24. H
    - Jack Jack (Celebration)
    Post-script: 25. K
    - J and K are missed out in the initial submission of the list (J does not appear)
    - J and K bookend Jack
    - The three preceeding letters (G, H, I) are the final lettters named
    - 73% of No. 1-15 are from the second half of the alphabet (L, B, F, A)
    - Two of these (A, B) are the first two letters of the alphabet, the polar end
    - L is the penultimate letter in the second half, the other polar end
    This focus on avoiding initial and capstone repetition, plus the staying within one alphabetical half, makes me wonder how much No More Jockeys impacts a player's modes of thinking.
    God, I need these clubs opened soon

    • @tomsmith6878
      @tomsmith6878 Год назад +3

      where's Jack C?!?

    • @krystiandoss5956
      @krystiandoss5956 Год назад +2

      Also no foul on 12?

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys Год назад +1

      @@tomsmith6878 swimming with Key’s dad in the bath, I believe.

    • @jrb5077
      @jrb5077 6 месяцев назад

      @@krystiandoss5956 or on 21 (2)?

  • @bendixey1224
    @bendixey1224 8 месяцев назад +7

    Three Years since first watch, these games. Still funny. (5)

  • @mariae9429
    @mariae9429 3 года назад +78

    Praise Watson, walked justly! Eighty postal pounds coming. (6)

  • @CoasterKid13
    @CoasterKid13 3 года назад +45

    Key got away with one early on. Dan Rose is as sentence-y of a sentence as has ever been sentenced.

    • @bryceyork247
      @bryceyork247 3 года назад +10

      Nay key did not get out yet! For his lip did not say bad Dan, but his did end “-des.” See pee hue cpu log mid vid. (3)

    • @Thomas-wp4yr
      @Thomas-wp4yr 2 года назад +6

      I thought this with the Mark on very next name, …Dora the Explorer is a pretty exact sentence.

    • @davidrysdam902
      @davidrysdam902 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Thomas-wp4yr...th...there's no...verb?

    • @roarmalf
      @roarmalf 10 месяцев назад +2

      One could argue you could say it:
      Dorothea, explore her

  • @VegaLupina
    @VegaLupina 2 года назад +5

    24:33
    *In David Attenborough´s voice*
    "If you listen closely you can now hear the heartbeat of some people stopping completely for a moment before rapidly going up to 140 beats per minute."

  • @MagicalRhino1985
    @MagicalRhino1985 3 года назад +76

    Absolutely, positively tremendous. Unbeatable, energising, phenomenal.
    (Your friend and mine 10)

  • @Izzno
    @Izzno 3 года назад +40

    Alfonso Majestic damn nearly broke me. I'll tell you what, I'd be a proper christian if the big guy was named Alfonso Majestic.

    • @laurapolly5419
      @laurapolly5419 3 года назад +4

      You’re right. Pure joy! ⭐️❤️

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 11 месяцев назад +2

      Alfonso Majestic is the sort of guy who'd whip out the sun, the moon, and the stars out of his sleeve

  • @HammGaming
    @HammGaming 3 года назад +28

    Persons beneath Watson's a'strand oughtta obeyeth Jockey's command (7)

  • @trishking6343
    @trishking6343 3 года назад +18

    Cannot wait for the naked live show where Key unveils his credentials.

  • @olivergoodacre
    @olivergoodacre 3 года назад +50

    Very good show guys. Very much love that! (4)

  • @carniea15
    @carniea15 3 года назад +29

    Love this game. Well done Alex (4)

  • @cazradvan9930
    @cazradvan9930 3 года назад +10

    I always find myself grinning at the 'NAME wins' screen. Such a warm, wonderful feeling inside. It's great that you took such a dire, terrible situation and made something wonderful out of it. You've really got me through some horrible times. I love you all. Thank you.

  • @francescalisette3268
    @francescalisette3268 3 года назад +69

    Delighted by the haste & enthusiasm with which Horne assents to a naked NMJ. When’s that going to be?

    • @kimz24
      @kimz24 3 года назад +6

      looking forward (to) (it) (7)

    • @leileleileleile
      @leileleileleile 2 года назад +1

      Agreed--such enthusiasm!

    • @occono3543
      @occono3543 2 месяца назад +1

      He switched over to Taskmaster Alex mode accidentally haha

  • @kirsty__29
    @kirsty__29 3 года назад +48

    (Belated Golden Anniversary wishes to) Bill (& Carol)
    Much love guys(4)

  • @MillerMooseMan
    @MillerMooseMan 3 года назад +15

    I love that these episodes publish at 9am. The best way to start a workday

    • @Peteroranje
      @Peteroranje 3 года назад +2

      Or to not start a workday ;).

  • @drayts
    @drayts 3 года назад +53

    Valiant attempt fellows, however despite Watson’s cleaned vid-feed, playing Christ’s dadkins punched himself dirtily. (7)

  • @chrisf1154
    @chrisf1154 2 года назад +31

    Amazing comment section, Jockeys' viewers showing quality talents, legends (7)

  • @OllieChamberlain
    @OllieChamberlain 3 года назад +16

    Once more thou hast made thee glad (4)

    • @daupomatic
      @daupomatic 3 года назад

      Not how thee works, I'm afraid.

  • @sebzilla89
    @sebzilla89 3 года назад +6

    Pingu lives in Antarctica which would make him a Southerner if anything

  • @essentialatom
    @essentialatom 3 года назад +20

    God it's good to see some facial hair on Key again.

  • @duke_of_tako
    @duke_of_tako 3 года назад +22

    Awesome jockeys episode. Maximum pizzazz. Lyrical hutzpah. Watson's jammies. (7)

  • @daconor91
    @daconor91 3 года назад +13

    Don't they just love post-bath Mark! (4)

  • @AmyHakanson
    @AmyHakanson 3 года назад +38

    absolutely tremendous (10)

    • @pebblepicassos
      @pebblepicassos 2 года назад +2

      I've heard what your roots music had to say.... And I liked it

  • @stupidity02
    @stupidity02 3 года назад +15

    well done guys, nice show. lots love

  • @PolecatVi
    @PolecatVi 3 года назад +12

    Lovely rounds people! Timmo’s triple points mustn’t climax rashly! Attain victor! (6)

  • @ianchandler9993
    @ianchandler9993 3 года назад +11

    Myself really enjoys Timmy's purple (job) gloves. (6)

  • @desertawkward5876
    @desertawkward5876 3 года назад +8

    This is Elizabeth, Taylor! gate again and I don’t mind it

  • @stevemoisan
    @stevemoisan 2 года назад +10

    Whether or not it's called a "greens map", the greens book is *totally* a topographical map of the greens. Even if the golfer was shown holding a yardage book, those images are maps, too. So if you found a photo of a golfer holding any multi-page booklet on the course, it's map city.

  • @TiddlywinksVonSmythe
    @TiddlywinksVonSmythe 3 года назад +10

    Very good. Like this. Well done Alex. (4)

  • @SamuelGeist
    @SamuelGeist 3 года назад +7

    Especially engagingly ecstatical experience! (E. 10)

  • @mrSam3ooo
    @mrSam3ooo 3 года назад +3

    Catherine of Aragon aka. “Catherine, offer Rogan” is a sentence said during a pagan sacrificial in which the villagers are offering their pet dogs to the Gods

  • @thevanityproject6480
    @thevanityproject6480 3 года назад +4

    Key's worn work 'hand hats' (job gloves). (4)

  • @Gooner3192
    @Gooner3192 2 года назад +4

    Greens book is a map we need Key to be more clinical in the box

  • @ampersandcastle1091
    @ampersandcastle1091 3 года назад +18

    (When) (you) (think) (about) (it), (this) (game) (had) (a) (really) (lovely) (atmosphere) (about) (it). (Particularly) (enjoyed) (Horne) (but) (all) (chaps) (were) (excellent). (26)

  • @TomMannCenturia
    @TomMannCenturia 3 года назад +9

    Lick cams they said, dust gone.

  • @jozmozz
    @jozmozz 2 года назад +3

    If you aren't playing along with the 90 seconds to find challenges, then you're missing out.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 3 года назад +4

    Key is giving Pitstop a run for her money in those job gloves.

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard Год назад +1

      They were first unveiled in the s1 episode where key first played Pitstop and was ousted on job gloves.

  • @SeeSpeakHear
    @SeeSpeakHear 3 года назад +10

    Alphonso Majestic (8)

  • @rorystead6155
    @rorystead6155 3 года назад +6

    Awesome episode hombres (7)

  • @kcolloran
    @kcolloran 3 года назад +5

    Amusing English farceur pushing Perrier through nostril: Awesome!!!!!!! (7)

  • @falakvakharia2452
    @falakvakharia2452 3 года назад +4

    7:51 alex muting tim is hysterical.

  • @martysears
    @martysears 3 года назад +4

    When Mark lost, text said Alex lost. (time code 15:23) Typo from Alex? oops! (4)

  • @laurapolly5419
    @laurapolly5419 3 года назад +8

    Fuck! That game made this girl come. (4) sorry drunk. (5) ⭐️❤️

  • @mrfreeman1995
    @mrfreeman1995 3 года назад +2

    (I suppose), when (I really) stop (and think about it, I am) glad (we all agreed to formulate our comments) like this. (4)

  • @stephlivegigs3587
    @stephlivegigs3587 3 года назад +4

    Loooove the “Time Your Drinking” callback! (8)

  • @Mercernary42
    @Mercernary42 3 года назад +21

    DanRose shouldv beenchal engedas afullse ntence! (7)

    • @Peteroranje
      @Peteroranje 3 года назад +6

      Rhodes. Iiiiiii thougt thaatt tooooo.

  • @fairlyodd922
    @fairlyodd922 3 года назад +5

    Love this show! (4)

  • @mageless8192
    @mageless8192 Год назад +1

    Good game! Nice play here Alex. (4)

  • @northwall9243
    @northwall9243 3 года назад +2

    Some game this, love that play (4)

  • @adamhenley8295
    @adamhenley8295 3 года назад +4

    Did everyone else slap their forehead when key played Kharin expecting the “knees” challenge?

    • @alanknight5198
      @alanknight5198 2 года назад

      famously a huge believer in wearing tracksuit bottoms, ole Dmitri

  • @thombrown9726
    @thombrown9726 3 года назад +6

    This show look good that we'll like this alot. (4)

  • @kevineugenius
    @kevineugenius 3 года назад +6

    Another classic song in the making "Clean my camera with a credit card bill!" Love it.

  • @Bill-Door
    @Bill-Door 3 года назад +12

    Tim Key for the win! (3)

  • @marinkopon
    @marinkopon 3 года назад +3

    Is Pingu a Westerner had me howling with laughter

  • @RichardHarrisonmr_spoon
    @RichardHarrisonmr_spoon 3 года назад +10

    Eye can see job glv and two off glv (3)

  • @Jnoooooo
    @Jnoooooo 3 года назад +3

    Watto's lights needed moving (6).

  • @SgtLion
    @SgtLion 3 года назад +1

    Already (seriously) (enjoying) (the) pregame banters (here). (Glad) (that) (us) (BTL) decided (on) (this) (game) (6)

  • @johnbowes5852
    @johnbowes5852 3 года назад +7

    Tim Key was the don the day, til the end (3)

  • @darkdarce
    @darkdarce 3 года назад +5

    Reasonable accounting requisition (10)

  • @cerimoran3136
    @cerimoran3136 3 года назад +7

    Without fiddily Fridays contest, cesspit gemmers discuss diverse subject matters usually atBTLHQ!

    • @shrkbtt
      @shrkbtt 3 года назад +4

      well hold on how many letters was this

    • @cerimoran3136
      @cerimoran3136 3 года назад +3

      @@shrkbtt (7) 😂

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 3 года назад +2

    22:00 ♪♪ "Is a diagram a map... (woah~♪) Is a diagram a map... " ♪♪
    "Bop-bop! Unicorn mug!"
    "Does a spider have a heart~"

  • @mothpig
    @mothpig 3 года назад +12

    Does Watto ever eat anything that isn't either a curry or a pizza?

    • @Peteroranje
      @Peteroranje 3 года назад +4

      You mean there are other meals?!

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 3 года назад +5

      Surely you haven't forgotten the time he had buckwheat noodles and balls?

  • @pintpot
    @pintpot 3 года назад +4

    'Toyah Willcox' is the correct spelling!

  • @shaggy0917
    @shaggy0917 3 года назад +1

    Y'all have done well with this. Four does work well with what Alex said. (Week late.) (4)

  • @Sam-wv4fz
    @Sam-wv4fz 3 года назад +3

    I want to aggressively tell Mark that his lighting is a big part of the problem, but at the same time he has done so much for my depression I really ought to be more understanding

  • @s0mniosidae
    @s0mniosidae 3 года назад +3

    Here below the line, I shall also type numbers. Wait, that's a haiku.

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 3 года назад +3

    Noble watto today [5]

  • @dynimo1
    @dynimo1 3 года назад +2

    Lovely competition well played. (86.6)

  • @annieandrews6708
    @annieandrews6708 3 года назад +5

    Good game. Mark sits well. (4)

  • @isobel.eleanor
    @isobel.eleanor 3 года назад +10

    disappointed that Key never unveiled his credentials, but I suppose they'll save that for the OnlyFans when you think about it

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 3 года назад +3

    Pizza drama? Lords! (Five)

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 8 месяцев назад +2

    (this) (game) (is) (a) copper bottom (classic) (6)

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH 3 года назад +3

    7am... NEW JOB DAY unemployed for 1.2 years. No better way to celebrate this morning than with a HORNE WIN. Congrats!
    Me wonders what's up with the KEY?!?!?!?!?!?!
    (now pulling a Jo Brand and walking away... 1-10, w/apostrophe)

    • @laurapolly5419
      @laurapolly5419 3 года назад +2

      Well done you. Loved the show. It’s the highlight of my week too ⭐️❤️

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 года назад +2

      Congrats on the job! X

  • @paulquaife7974
    @paulquaife7974 3 года назад +2

    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... (cant think of any other 34 letter words)

  • @LuckyLChandler
    @LuckyLChandler 3 года назад +4

    yesyes nekkid jockey [6]

  • @JoQeZzZ
    @JoQeZzZ 3 года назад +4

    Come (on) (key)! Don't (throw) this away (4)

  • @Luigiman-rc9fi
    @Luigiman-rc9fi 3 года назад +5

    Enjoy their video, great jolly times. Thank every human makes great video. (5)

  • @radar5743
    @radar5743 3 года назад +3

    dan rose is a sentence! unreal from Key

    • @mariae9429
      @mariae9429 3 года назад +2

      9:08 I thought of the same thing, but then saw it was Dan Rhodes.

  • @jabbawabs
    @jabbawabs 3 года назад +9

    A dream scenario now for me is having a Taskmaster series with contestants that have singular letter last names: Jack Dee, Sindhu Vee, Vernon/Peter Kay, Sandra Oh, Aisling Bea....again.

    • @daupomatic
      @daupomatic 3 года назад +3

      (Quite frankly, I'm always dreaming of Aisling Bea....again)

  • @mikewaters3597
    @mikewaters3597 3 года назад +4

    That four char word idea won’t work (4)

  • @britishhedgehog
    @britishhedgehog 3 года назад +3

    Hello there. Folks musts obeys rules!(5)

  • @effanineffables
    @effanineffables 3 года назад +4

    (not) exactly Watson's Jockey's episode (7)

  • @slothconnell3579
    @slothconnell3579 3 года назад +5

    Watson needn't retire

  • @olivergoodacre
    @olivergoodacre 3 года назад +2

    Willcox spelled doubled letters! (7)

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 2 года назад +3

    7:50 😶 Muted.
    Seems their jokes about books kinda poked Alex's nerve there.
    (5)

  • @leemartindale3149
    @leemartindale3149 3 года назад +9

    I know on a Friday I will never start work on time.......

  • @essentialatom
    @essentialatom 3 года назад +1

    8:02 It should say "no more Mark Watson"

  • @corg_9939
    @corg_9939 3 года назад +21

    2:14 really stupid scheme, Horney, having better skills during 'Jockey' doesn't effect people below Watson (6)

    • @michaelcolbourn6719
      @michaelcolbourn6719 3 года назад

      Below

    • @AmyHakanson
      @AmyHakanson 3 года назад

      Below

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +1

      Below?

    • @Peteroranje
      @Peteroranje 3 года назад +3

      @@reelkonversationswithryank4945 They've got to walk for that, but they must be taking thinking time right now.

    • @corg_9939
      @corg_9939 3 года назад +7

      @@michaelcolbourn6719 Ive heard what you've had to say, and I've enjoyed it. However, in this case, I am using w as two letters, literally double-u. I'm staying in - you know me, any other letter I'd walk. But if you can find me proof that w wasn't at some point two letters I'll send £80 to Mark Watson

  • @WooglieExe
    @WooglieExe 3 года назад +3

    15:15 Horne wasn't ruled loser (5).

  • @CarlosHotspur
    @CarlosHotspur 3 года назад +4

    Good game that (4)

  • @sunshowers186
    @sunshowers186 3 года назад

    (Spotting Key in) gloves (made me) cackle. (Are they job) gloves? (6)

  • @askmeagain43
    @askmeagain43 3 года назад +3

    Watto walks early (5)