At 0:57 “im just looking to hang out with you guys. I’m not expecting contributions” At 7:57 “Again guys please support the stream” It’s about the money with him always about the money.
Him devouring DoorDash is the dents reward. But they also need to reward him for the reward Like his special 100th begathon. Which is just hour after hour of gimme gimme gimme
He complains about everything in general because if he goes on about how his life is constantly unsatisfying & unfulfilling, it sustains his victim of circumstance narrative & thus justifies his entitlement
Piggy must look at the bottom of a lot of empty bottles of booze, and then reflexively orders more on his phone before the anxiety sets in, keep raging at the regards for not giving you your booze and gambling money Piggy, maybe one day things will get better but until then keep putting no work into anything and getting drunk everyday BETTER KEEP DRINKING BOY LOL
I hope he attempts to write off 100% of the equivalent 3 meals a day. Hell I hope he tries to write 100% of one meal a day. I write off breakfast, and when I decide to eat fast food for lunch (healthier to pack it). You only get 50%, although I guarantee he will call it team building to get the 100%. It’s almost not worth it, but I have to do everything I can to put a dent in the check I have to write.
Yes, we've known this for a while about Phil. Always assume everything he purchases will be absorbed into tax write-offs. Meals, liquor, background props, games, consoles, etc. Extraordinarily shameless... But legal. However, there is one thing that can be brought to the IRS' attention he probably didn't think about: He's said, multiple times on stream, that he was gifted a PC and PS5 Pro. Gifts do need to be accounted for, but if he tries to itemize it as an expense and there's no receipt, if they audit him, that's tax fraud
@GameOnTheGamer no he would just tell the IRS he bought it and was playing a bit lol. Also no one who makes like 120k a year gets audited. It costs the government like 70-100k to do an audit and they're massively understaffed so getting an extra couple hundred bucks out of Phil isn't worth it.
@ As much as I would love for it to happen, Phil's life wouldn't be any different in a jail cell than in the padded room he's already inhabiting. I want to see this ultraregard drink, eat and rage at games for the rest of his life until his ❤gives.
Actually this just shows their lack of communication. At times like these in call my wife during situations like these. I don't understand why she couldn't have called Phil or the other way around.
@Ron_Jambo_ khat has nowhere else to go, her life story is actually very sad. You can bet she despises Phil as much as we do, but she has no option for now.
@fhagane6821 Stop with that ALT Insider crap lmao, a white woman in america (literally the freeest category of person in the world) can do whatever she wants. She'd find a replacement in less than a week and she could get half of DSP's belongings in a divorce. I don't like what you are implying as if she kept prisoner or something, she made the conscious choice of marrying that pigroach stop pitying her
She also didn't bring the groceries home after work even though she worked at a grocery store. When piggy was asked why she didn't he snapped and had a meltdown 😂
She also only works 3 or 4 days a week, there's literally no reason to be ordering doordash every 2nd day. These arent people, they are hungry pigs taking advantage of dents
@@chrisdornerrespecter8884 He had a meltdown because he would be forced to make up an excuse for why she doesn't live with him anymore. Lying is too hard and he's too busy dood.
Failure how? He makes a hundred grand a year, he can trick his audience for more money anytime he wants, probably has more cash saved up and just plays pour. Plays video games all fucking day for six days straight, has a wife? A cat, a decent place, all the streaming app, a decent car, two internet routers? Man is living a life that most people would kill to have.... as long as they change three things where he went wrong
@@ryangreen2493First off, his wife hates him. Second, he has no savings. It all goes to fast food, alcohol, and WWE Champions. Third, his “decent” car is a basic Honda that will most likely seize because the idiot is too scared to go outside and let a real man perform basic maintenance on the thing. And finally, the idiot may have money, but doesn’t put any of it into a hobby, doesn’t go on vacations with his wife, doesn’t invest it into his house or even repair it, doesn’t buy gifts for his parents or wife, nor does he have anything in his bank account to go a day without having a panic attack over not reaching $150 a stream. If you honestly think that that is a life worth living, then you’re probably as dented as his audience.
@@ryangreen2493 you say wife i say roommate. Shes obese like come on.... you know she likely has diabetes. his money goes to wwec and fast food, he impulse buys useless crap. You are free to beg online if you think its worth it. there is a reason he gets made fun of, he begs like a crack head and gets all pissy about it. Imagine choosing to be a clown for money. Hey man you do you but dont be upset when people steal you car tire or make fun of you in public for being a E begging joke.
He couldn't cook for his wife... They have to order doordash yet again.. This guy really does think he's a king And the money is just going to keep rolling in.
He really should start "ordering" ICS to pay him 300$ a day. Drop the gey ops, just straight up tell him he needs to contribute. Put the weight on the dents and laugh at them - they love being abused anyway
I could probably point a camera at the street in front of my house and have 25 regular watchers with a month. 😂😂😂 it's wild the stuff people watch (as I sit here in my cheeto stained undies watching this)
11:40 grown “adult” complains that they are going to make him put sauce on his sandwich himself! He is truly upset and being a Karen. It’s because they don’t want your food to be soggy. If they put the sauce on it Phil would say “this sandwich is soggy guys!”
its because he lacks the vocabulary to say anything of value pertaining to the taste of gourmet fast food, he didn't study English after all, he got a useless business degree/ all he knows is food is dry moist tangy robust and or yummy and add ful to any combination of those words and bam thats the words he knows. dood.
Phil: "I'm no longer a lolcow" Also Phil: "I'm gonna eat fast food to make my mammaries bigger" The irony of not being a lolcow anymore but doing your best build up those tatas. 😂
I’ve heard people have banter with their chat but this guy calls his own fans losers and nit pickers lol Also Doody you gotta start a segment where you say that the detractors will play marvel rivals with Jayde, that would really piss Phil off.
Another example that his goals don't matter. He will just do whatever he wants. But as always his dents can't read between the lines and see they're being taken for a ride
Actually proving that he uses "Gorging with the Pig" as a tax write-off to eat "for free" . Probably an idea Triple Pig gave him. (That's what I call him, Triple Pig)
i Can't even take him seriously anymore, He complains about having to take the sauce on his burger himself, And get's angry when they forgot to put it on his burger... And he acts like his food is the holy grail with that opening of that box 😂
He always looks like he is in pain when he bites into anything and phill has to whine about everything. He paying more for everying cause he doordashes it. And he smack talks this chicken sandwhich hardcore than says he loves it. Perfect example of phill always feeling robbed if its not overpacked with lettuce and all the toppings he will wipe to the side.
I feel you bro, the King arc was fun at first but now he's become insufferable. But hey let the dents keep draining their wallets, eventually he'll run out of his 9 lives
So funny how he gets to schedule deadlines on the "rewards" his audience gets. He just knows he's essentially going to get money 9/10 so his entitlement just gets more brazen.
17:45 -he puts his arm on his chair, looks down, picks food off his arm chair and tosses it to the SIDE of his trash on the table.. doesn't wipe it up or anything
Phils audience who come here,MAKE him work for his money,he's treated you terribly over the months,make him sweat more for YOUR money. It's more entertaining that way pmsl
@2:22 imagine if Phil embraced this way of thinking. You can even tell by his mannerisms when he's talking about hitting goal. He's trying to say it confidently but can't help but touch his face or have a physical reaction each time. Solely focused on the money, he could have always just put on that vest or Bison hat because he wanted to, but you can tell that when he say's he "knows" he's going to hit goal; he isn't confident about it.
The way he said, "There's no sauce on the chicken, so you know it's going to be dry" It leads me to believe that Kat overcooks all their meat and just drowns it in sauce
At 0:57 “im just looking to hang out with you guys. I’m not expecting contributions”
At 7:57 “Again guys please support the stream”
It’s about the money with him always about the money.
He just begs unconciously now, its become so ingrained into his psyche
Him devouring DoorDash is the dents reward. But they also need to reward him for the reward
Like his special 100th begathon. Which is just hour after hour of gimme gimme gimme
He complains about everything he orders, acts like he has the palate of a Michelin star reviewer.
He acts as if every meal is suppose to be some extravagant experience. Dude, you are ordering fast food lmfao.
He complains about everything in general because if he goes on about how his life is constantly unsatisfying & unfulfilling, it sustains his victim of circumstance narrative & thus justifies his entitlement
I have said the same thing. He has the palate of a pig.
funny thing is everything tastes "tangy", can be a burito, burger or pizza or even a desert, its all tangy man
@thekingofpayments He knows salty, savory, sweet and tangy. Four words to describe food and he thinks that is an intelligent opinion.
This was beyond pathetic but gotta eat fast food to get the moobs bigger for oic and ironchef🐷
was i mistaken or did they also say they were gonna watch whatever wrestling they didn't hit the goal for
Darziak and the belly fetish guy as well.
He's already started teasing his feet like a camgirl, now he's gotta grow some tits to go all out.
That gunt is coming along nicely too😂😂😂
Both are the same dent
7:38 “I only have a tiny bit of Gin” Slip up piggy!! 😂😂
You can tell he drank with his parents and not his friends who under the age of 70 drinks gin yea gin
Piggy must look at the bottom of a lot of empty bottles of booze, and then reflexively orders more on his phone before the anxiety sets in, keep raging at the regards for not giving you your booze and gambling money Piggy, maybe one day things will get better but until then keep putting no work into anything and getting drunk everyday BETTER KEEP DRINKING BOY LOL
Phil is always drinking alcohol from his “water” bottle an mug. It’s so obvious he is drinking booze constantly on stream.
He ate it on stream so that food is completely legal to write off on his taxes guys!! It was a business lunch!!
holy shit hahaha youre totally right
I hope he attempts to write off 100% of the equivalent 3 meals a day. Hell I hope he tries to write 100% of one meal a day. I write off breakfast, and when I decide to eat fast food for lunch (healthier to pack it). You only get 50%, although I guarantee he will call it team building to get the 100%. It’s almost not worth it, but I have to do everything I can to put a dent in the check I have to write.
Yes, we've known this for a while about Phil. Always assume everything he purchases will be absorbed into tax write-offs. Meals, liquor, background props, games, consoles, etc.
Extraordinarily shameless... But legal.
However, there is one thing that can be brought to the IRS' attention he probably didn't think about:
He's said, multiple times on stream, that he was gifted a PC and PS5 Pro. Gifts do need to be accounted for, but if he tries to itemize it as an expense and there's no receipt, if they audit him, that's tax fraud
@GameOnTheGamer no he would just tell the IRS he bought it and was playing a bit lol. Also no one who makes like 120k a year gets audited. It costs the government like 70-100k to do an audit and they're massively understaffed so getting an extra couple hundred bucks out of Phil isn't worth it.
@ As much as I would love for it to happen, Phil's life wouldn't be any different in a jail cell than in the padded room he's already inhabiting. I want to see this ultraregard drink, eat and rage at games for the rest of his life until his ❤gives.
He hates videos games.. All he wants to do is get paid to eat trash food, wwe champions, and get drunk af
Well said the lazy streamer way
The fucked part is, he's slowly getting to that point. Give it couple years, and this will be his whole content
So instead of having his wife grab food on the way home he ordered door dash. Wtf! He's terrified of the outdoors!
I don't think Kat has a credit or debit card. She's probably given $20 a day for lunch
Actually this just shows their lack of communication. At times like these in call my wife during situations like these. I don't understand why she couldn't have called Phil or the other way around.
Wife ? You mean his horse ? Come on now.
khet didn't want to cook after actually working, and told phil to order the god damn food. He seemed more pissed than usual lol.
He's also salty because he demands only validation & praise from his audience
Assuming Khet is still there lol
@Ron_Jambo_ khat has nowhere else to go, her life story is actually very sad. You can bet she despises Phil as much as we do, but she has no option for now.
@fhagane6821 Stop with that ALT Insider crap lmao, a white woman in america (literally the freeest category of person in the world) can do whatever she wants. She'd find a replacement in less than a week and she could get half of DSP's belongings in a divorce. I don't like what you are implying as if she kept prisoner or something, she made the conscious choice of marrying that pigroach stop pitying her
Pay up dents so Fphail can eat
07:41 "I only have a tiny bit of gin-"
he just straight up, hes slipping!😂
Said the former alcoholic 😂😂😂
Why his wife didn’t pick up the food rather than him pay the surcharge for delivery doesn’t make any sense
She also didn't bring the groceries home after work even though she worked at a grocery store. When piggy was asked why she didn't he snapped and had a meltdown 😂
She also only works 3 or 4 days a week, there's literally no reason to be ordering doordash every 2nd day. These arent people, they are hungry pigs taking advantage of dents
@@chrisdornerrespecter8884 He had a meltdown because he would be forced to make up an excuse for why she doesn't live with him anymore. Lying is too hard and he's too busy dood.
She left his ass dude
Savory, salty, tangy and dry. The childish descriptors of 16 years of failure
Failure how? He makes a hundred grand a year, he can trick his audience for more money anytime he wants, probably has more cash saved up and just plays pour. Plays video games all fucking day for six days straight, has a wife? A cat, a decent place, all the streaming app, a decent car, two internet routers? Man is living a life that most people would kill to have.... as long as they change three things where he went wrong
@@ryangreen2493First off, his wife hates him. Second, he has no savings. It all goes to fast food, alcohol, and WWE Champions. Third, his “decent” car is a basic Honda that will most likely seize because the idiot is too scared to go outside and let a real man perform basic maintenance on the thing. And finally, the idiot may have money, but doesn’t put any of it into a hobby, doesn’t go on vacations with his wife, doesn’t invest it into his house or even repair it, doesn’t buy gifts for his parents or wife, nor does he have anything in his bank account to go a day without having a panic attack over not reaching $150 a stream. If you honestly think that that is a life worth living, then you’re probably as dented as his audience.
@@ryangreen2493it's easy to scam short bus riders. That's not success that's exploration. 👍
@@ryangreen2493 you say wife i say roommate. Shes obese like come on.... you know she likely has diabetes. his money goes to wwec and fast food, he impulse buys useless crap. You are free to beg online if you think its worth it. there is a reason he gets made fun of, he begs like a crack head and gets all pissy about it. Imagine choosing to be a clown for money. Hey man you do you but dont be upset when people steal you car tire or make fun of you in public for being a E begging joke.
@@ryangreen2493 climb out of his gaping ayuss, dent
DSP: I'll get a plain chicken sandwich.
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Also DSP: Where is everything?
His weird distant camera angle that just makes him look like he’s on an abandoned island
Well, metaphorically speaking...
Pro - It does actually make his room look bigger
Con - He looks like a dented Bond villain in his control room, especially as he has a cat too!
Is he wearing hoodies again because of moobs?
He couldn't cook for his wife... They have to order doordash yet again.. This guy really does think he's a king And the money is just going to keep rolling in.
As long as he has OICS in his back pocket he will *never* stop.
But he cooks all the time! He says so! When has he ever lied to his audience?
“i’m off to upload and brush my teeth”
DENT-ED
Confirmed it’s not a “reward”, Pigroach does what he wants
We all knew phil was using the goal as a excuse to eat on stream.
I believe he's doing it for video proof in order to write off ALL his door dash on his taxes as a business expense
And the doordash he eats on stream is a business expense.
Every mf in his club should be held accountable for paying 1k for 8.25 dollar lunch lmaooo 😂😂😂
So defensive and childish 😂 "I can do whutever I wahnt!"
doesnt order the delux, wonders where all the extra toppings are 😂😂😂
Phil: this is not an impromptu stream for door dash!
Also Phil: so anyway we're going to do DSP tries it because we would've hit the goal!
Oh all of a sudden, he knows he would’ve hit the goal yesterday. It’s because he knows he has one person supporting him no matter what iron cuc
He really should start "ordering" ICS to pay him 300$ a day. Drop the gey ops, just straight up tell him he needs to contribute. Put the weight on the dents and laugh at them - they love being abused anyway
It's just fast food that everyone has tried, Phillip. Stop crowdfunding to feed your wife.
I could probably point a camera at the street in front of my house and have 25 regular watchers with a month. 😂😂😂 it's wild the stuff people watch (as I sit here in my cheeto stained undies watching this)
His "reward" needs to be obtained when Kat is tired and doesn't feel like feeding me, so give me money fast... Some reward. Pathetic.
11:40 grown “adult” complains that they are going to make him put sauce on his sandwich himself! He is truly upset and being a Karen. It’s because they don’t want your food to be soggy. If they put the sauce on it Phil would say “this sandwich is soggy guys!”
He would have complained that it wasn’t the correct amount if they put it on there for him.
Says He is an adult and can do what it wants... plays videogames all day and calls it his "job", DSP is such a brat
So he can do an eating steam or anything special without hitting his goals ?? interesting
haha did he not also say he had an hour without his wife and that she just got home
@@numberonedadI was going to comment that. He would rather beg on stream than have an hour of free time 🤦🏽♂️
I don't understand how nearly everything he eats can be "dry".
And tangy.
He has mild autism and it makes him sensitive to textures
When you drink gin so much it kills your taste buds that’s why he dresses that way
Yeah it's the Gin that he drinks.. I'm a vodka drinker and food just doesn't have any taste anymore really
its because he lacks the vocabulary to say anything of value pertaining to the taste of gourmet fast food, he didn't study English after all, he got a useless business degree/ all he knows is food is dry moist tangy robust and or yummy and add ful to any combination of those words and bam thats the words he knows. dood.
His wife gets home for work and SHE has to cook💀… yea I actually feel bad for her now.
I feel bad for her as well but only so much because she doesn't seem especially stupid or helpless so she's gotten herself in this situationship
Watch this, he'll go into goals deficit with food.
Marathons to catch up on his food debt.
YOU GUYS WANTED THIS!
His ma-wife %100 wanted to get chick-fil-a, there's no other reason why he wouldnt wait till he gets paid
Phil: "I'm no longer a lolcow"
Also Phil: "I'm gonna eat fast food to make my mammaries bigger"
The irony of not being a lolcow anymore but doing your best build up those tatas. 😂
He expected nothing, then continues to beg
He wanted the food over the money this time.
I’ve heard people have banter with their chat but this guy calls his own fans losers and nit pickers lol
Also Doody you gotta start a segment where you say that the detractors will play marvel rivals with Jayde, that would really piss Phil off.
Another example that his goals don't matter. He will just do whatever he wants. But as always his dents can't read between the lines and see they're being taken for a ride
Doesn’t want to cook for the person who works for a living ….
I bet Phil is writing off entire meal goals instead of the price of the meals he eats on stream
Next stream “guise while I was in the bathroom 🚽 diabetes break I got an anonymous tip. We reached the goal! 😂😂😂😂
16 years a Failure.
Goes from saying he doesn’t eat fast food to all the time lol
So this is him being “nice”
Desperation thy name is Phill. 😂
Ooooooh if we hit the next two goals we also get to watch him eat crap on camera!? Sign me tf up!
Now he's fucking psychic and knows he would have hit the goal anyway, just man tf up and say I wanted to order this slop
Actually proving that he uses "Gorging with the Pig" as a tax write-off to eat "for free" . Probably an idea Triple Pig gave him. (That's what I call him, Triple Pig)
i Can't even take him seriously anymore, He complains about having to take the sauce on his burger himself, And get's angry when they forgot to put it on his burger... And he acts like his food is the holy grail with that opening of that box 😂
He always looks like he is in pain when he bites into anything and phill has to whine about everything. He paying more for everying cause he doordashes it. And he smack talks this chicken sandwhich hardcore than says he loves it.
Perfect example of phill always feeling robbed if its not overpacked with lettuce and all the toppings he will wipe to the side.
wow such a nice reward for his viewers... his wife doesnt have to cook after work. These dents are pathetic
Eating food in its natural state. So many weird modifiers he adds to shit to make it seem special
he's the king of regards alright
DEVOUR
Lmfaoooo he makes it so clear the dent streak goal isn’t really a reward but an excuse to have lunch while begging
Tangy & pungent 😂
Just like the Hulk Hogan taint he loves so much 😂
I find eating streams so cringe. How is this a goal for the ones that donated?... unbelievable...
Phil sucks.
And swallows. 😂
@rmcdudmk212 for us all to see. Is this porn? I feel like this is for... somebody. Oh shit, maybe his wife gets off on him eating for all to see!
phil is the dent's communal toilet
I cant watch this clown anymore unfortunately but big ups doody we appreciate you
I feel you bro, the King arc was fun at first but now he's become insufferable. But hey let the dents keep draining their wallets, eventually he'll run out of his 9 lives
Phil's moobs are Pig Phil-A
The Pigroach and his Hobbit Hooves... snort!
this is demented....
6:47 JAYDE NO CLOSE YOUR EARS
Doody what can we say… we love ya
Translation, I want fast food
The most dented segment I've literally ever seen.
"Gonna get the GINger Ale" better not be back drinking on stream, boy gotta stay sober at the "job"
So he’s saying that he could do this shit anytime he wants and the streaks mean nothing
So funny how he gets to schedule deadlines on the "rewards" his audience gets. He just knows he's essentially going to get money 9/10 so his entitlement just gets more brazen.
"I dont want money, but guys please support if you can. I'm doing you a favor. Pay me"
The new camera angle shows how the "20x fast food per week" turned out...
Gotta get those tax deductibles in before it's too late.
The moobs need that money 💰
Please support the stream because I’m doing it early for you guys so you should give me money
Genuinely a banger intro. I never skip it.
🗣️🔥🔥I need that money. I really really do I need that money
amazing how kat arrived home as he was about to order door dash lol
He cant even decide what he wants to eat without chat holding his hand.
Kick chat was hilarious. I had to take part in the "razzing". Suprisingly i didnt get sent to ban world
The only thing I’d like to see Fill try (other than a retail job facing various customers, though that would be nice as well) is a knuckle sandwich.
17:45 -he puts his arm on his chair, looks down, picks food off his arm chair and tosses it to the SIDE of his trash on the table.. doesn't wipe it up or anything
I swear a little bit of him dies each time he gets and reads those $1 and $2 tips/superchats, especially since he can't complain every time it happens
The internet was out, I deserve this doordash..😂😂
I’m convinced khet bounced. He’s all alone.
"I wanna chill for an hour ive got nothing better to do" the same man who claims he is always too busy to do basic chores
Thank you for letting people watch you eat.
Salad?! Salad! Those two manatees don't eat salad! Who would even dare suggest that.
It's late in the month. No more dentsability check funds to go around.
He opened his own velcro wallet for the feast! king be blessing us!
“I’m not going to ask for support, I don’t care.”
Proceeds to beg for donations.
Phils audience who come here,MAKE him work for his money,he's treated you terribly over the months,make him sweat more for YOUR money. It's more entertaining that way pmsl
@ 5:30, he calls his dents losers because they didn't meet the goal but he wants to stuff his face anyway. Then he'll end up begging for support.
did he really say, I DEVOURED IT? lmao.. Doody please put the Devour sample next time XD
Crack Head Energy
@2:22 imagine if Phil embraced this way of thinking. You can even tell by his mannerisms when he's talking about hitting goal. He's trying to say it confidently but can't help but touch his face or have a physical reaction each time. Solely focused on the money, he could have always just put on that vest or Bison hat because he wanted to, but you can tell that when he say's he "knows" he's going to hit goal; he isn't confident about it.
I guarantee everything he eats is a tax write off.thats why he's doing this
Business bankruptcy according to my prediction so far. BIG UPS DOODY.
The way he said, "There's no sauce on the chicken, so you know it's going to be dry"
It leads me to believe that Kat overcooks all their meat and just drowns it in sauce
Now his dents know he’ll crack under the pressure to hit goals
His wife just got home, and he waits for that to order doordash - rather than just asking her to pick it up on the way home? Males sense.
He needs that money, the new luxury sock expense may threaten the business
My wife isn't home and I don't have anything better to do ... wife homes kicks Jasper out and ignore Khat
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Coraz! 😘🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
@elainewalls1965 hey hey just snuck out of work got chicken tendies and a captain and coke