You know how in cartoons, whenever there's someone bad on stage, a hook comes from offstage and yanks them away? They really should do that in real life.
THEY'RE a hazard to MY health & safety. I've nearly cracked a rib from laughing at how bad some of the 'performers' are. Getting pulled off stage by a hook isn't that bad if they do it right...
I find it hilariously ironic that Howie buzzed the magician who lit his fart on fire. The way that guy acted and how he spoke was eerily reminiscent of Howie's performance in Little Monsters.
"If I was your parents I'd be ashamed." "If we were your children we'd be ashamed." OHHHHH! "That's it, get off my stage!" WARNING!: Don't make Howard mad.....
They were savages! But I don't understand why Howard got pissed when he said something first. Don't make a rude comment and get all mad when they say something back. Which is the reason why I dislike most judges.
Howard is a freaking downer, he needs to lighten up a little and quit being so rude. These people maybe weren't that good, but were brave enough to get up on stage and Howard ALWAYS has to make them look worse.
He's straight up. That's who he is as a person, not just on americas got talent. He tells the truth and doesn't hold back. That's just the kind of person howard is.
First guy, IM SO INSPIRED!!! not ;) Second: Somehow... i am discusted and immpressed Third: Um... ok then. Fourth: Oh hey! It's the mental instatute, they want their patients back. Fifth: Uh... wow.... It's a scary muppet. And FUNNY ENDING. Sixth: That was so Punny it hurt. Seventh: I think that wasn't even anything. eight: DISTURBING, but cute squirrel. ninth: Lord, if my grandpa ever..... tenth: Welp, my brain exploded.
Well I'm mexican and Ik that samba is from brazil Mexican are salsa columbia*mexican love columbia more then where it originally comes from* and some mexican cowboy dance that i dnt k the name is but brazil is from mexico and to be honest that last guy who was doing samba has been inspire by the brazil and me too i dance samba but it doesn't mean its from mexico :p
Muaz Abdool Not being racist at all! Here in America we have weird people as well as fat and lazy people. :) I think it's starting to turn into a culture if it's not already one! haha
"I have to contract every muscle in my body" (she hits the buzzer) [he takes off his shirt and fails to contract his muscles and he looks like he's bluffing] LOL
"if i were your parents id be ashamed"
"if we were your children wed be ashamed too"😂
I laughed so hard at that one😂
That quote made my day XD
+cbr cruz ikr
That act kind of scared me 😂
I'm dieing 😂
The squirrel one had me dying. I wish I would have found this video sooner.
yessssssssss lololol
I think they had squiads-anyone get the reference? no? oh okay.
Omg that was such a creepy act, what does that guy do with his life. It's so funny to watch all of these videos but wtf.
Funniest thing ever!!!!! Lmfao
It's not as funny the ninetieth time.
the last one was amazing
ya
+Sam Vlogs hi
Agree
Everybody dance samba💃🏼
even howdi was amazed and entertained
That dancing guy from Mexico was probably the chilliest guy I've ever seen.
The guy who threw the plungers was like a new age batman.
The last one is smart. Get the judges away from the button of judging, then they can't judge.
The perfect stratergy.
lol
Notice the words funniest and weirdest also on the list.
The dude from mexico was awesome lol
totally agreed
That was so funny łøł
Curtis Keilholz That shouldn't be on this list! He had the entire audience and judges absolutely partied up! He was really cool and confident!
Curtis Keilholz and scripted
.
That Samba one wasn't the Worst/Funny/Weird one. That was fucking amazing.
come on
the big cat man was so hysterical funny
and the last one is very goooooooood
the cat was funny yes, but i think reason it got buzzed was it was too short.
+acfreak55 or cause it shit on the stage.....
My mouth is sore of laughter.
I love the last one too. I mean he made EVERYONE in the stadium happy and dancing! Now that's a talent we are in need of
You know how in cartoons, whenever there's someone bad on stage, a hook comes from offstage and yanks them away? They really should do that in real life.
Finally someone who gets me
It used to be a thing till health and safety got hold of it.
THEY'RE a hazard to MY health & safety. I've nearly cracked a rib from laughing at how bad some of the 'performers' are.
Getting pulled off stage by a hook isn't that bad if they do it right...
Hailey Bell Gibbs I prefer the trapdoor in the floor, perhaps a safety net or mats on the bottom.
2:42 i'm done. I have lost hope in humanity. Good luck Everyone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ikr
lol
I love that your username is a Good, Bad and Ugly reference.
Me too Iam gonna search how to suicide :D
This guy took his stupidity on the road...
I always fucking lose it when nick throws the plastic turd at howie XD
same Lmao
that guy is so funny
IKr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
same
Lmao I died at the big cat and when they threw the poop at Howie 😂
And at the big squirrel XD
Me twoxD
"If Howie would have loved that he should be fired" I was CRYING HAHAHAHA
I like Howie but I HATEEEE Howard,ANYONE agree?
Agree
Agree
Howard's the best
yes
Never wwtched this ın only on youtube and ı agree
"If you're interested i might give you a date,"
*BEEP*
"Ill give you my number"
*BEEP*
You might wanna hook up?"
*BEEP*
+Vaguely Serene Howie would've said yes XD
+ZachTheSuperSaiyan RBLX *BEEP*
+Vaguely Serene Yes give me ur number girl you better not be a boy
+Vaguely Serene totally would have said yes.
When u get rejected really badly lol!
I think they pay some of these people to bring attention to their show.
Either way it's hilarious and worth watching. XD
+Teymur Fatullayev
this and american idol.
yes your right
I totally agree
it's called intermezzo
The last one was the best! makes me want to dance lol
I find it hilariously ironic that Howie buzzed the magician who lit his fart on fire. The way that guy acted and how he spoke was eerily reminiscent of Howie's performance in Little Monsters.
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Princess Young
Steve-o did something like that on his show.
Oh god... it's been forever since I've seen Little Monsters. That was a real blast from the past
***** That fucking movie gave me nightmares.
I hope that last guy got all yesses if he was able to make the judges and the audience come up on stage and dance with him
*****
***** seriously?
Jacob Snyder OMG YAAAASSS
+Jacob Snyder it was planned
+Jacob Snyder Like after all that heir smiles just dropped, they sat down and hit their buzzers. lol
I died when nick said "what the!" when the squirrel came lol!
I think the Mexican's guy's talent is amazing. It's an art to be able to get that many people to have fun.
It hasn't even been 16 seconds of the video and I'm already laughing my ass off 😂
Howard was a bit too stern.
that.was.the.best.pun.ever. are you mr t.v?
I would of said yes to the last dude lol
Same
They didnt say no to the last guy, this video is called worst/FUNNIEST/wierdest auditions
+Kelsei Torres same
+Kelsei Torres I seen this one in tv they said yes he got through
+Kelsei Torres Cuz nobody moved the stage so hard that they danced ;D
"If I was your parents I'd be ashamed."
"If we were your children we'd be ashamed." OHHHHH!
"That's it, get off my stage!"
WARNING!: Don't make Howard mad.....
Congratulations, you're not deaf.
They were savages! But I don't understand why Howard got pissed when he said something first. Don't make a rude comment and get all mad when they say something back. Which is the reason why I dislike most judges.
and it's not even his stage lol
+poisontutorial Yeah but nothing is bigger than the ego, certainly not the stage.
+TheUnbeholden haha true
In the beginning, when he's throwing plungers, the music goes PERFECT with the slow motion. XD
howie and mel are my favorite judges ever. they actually have a sense of humor
Its a fucking chrismas miracle
and a heart
i can't be the only one that spit out my coffee laughing at the rodent one. That was some funny shit!
03:55 Biggest roast ever, that woman needs a medal.
i fucking loved mr television
have my number
3ヾ(¯∇￣๑)
lol such cheesy jokes
Jack Jackson he waz also in caspar lees video if you know that youtuber
the video called cheating is bad
or cheating is naughty
+Jack Jackson Lol me too that guy was a lagend
I don't understand how the last one was bad. He made the judges dance with him. I liked it too. :3
It's worst/funniest/weirdest
the somba guys awsome he actually got the whole room dancing.
it would be more amusing if he would dance in a dance costume.
Cyril Gregorian Whys that? Just interested is all.
+Melinda Tudgey I know right! It literally made me so happy, honestly made my day to see everyone so enthusiastic for his dance!
TheUpsidedown44 You said it by the way know any other great weird auditions like the somba dude?
Melinda Tudgey None of that caliber! But there is a guy who roller skated pretty good and he got the crowd moving, I think his name was Juan?
howard looks like brook from one piece hahaahahahahah xD.
lol
+Emma Cook yohohohohohoho
Soul King
God now I can't unsee that 😂😂😂
You look like a plastic turd
i can see that 1st guy really practced hard
And I can see you practiced real hard at spelling. :)
wah wah Im 11
***** I'm american ( but I'm mixed :P ) but i learned how to spell in kindergarden i think she just has something in her brain..... Maybe.
Actually I'm balancing two languages in my brain.... Im not American Im Kazakh
Katie Zyles ignore them, they're thinking more about your comment than you did when you posted it, kiddo.
I can't believe one guy was able to make the audience and judges make a dance like and dance on stage XD
i need that chipmunk suit...
*checks profile picture* Make that a hamster.
hello fellow phangirls
+Isabella Thoms hello🌞
That's actually a squirrel suit. XD
I see a yoongi
Howard is a freaking downer, he needs to lighten up a little and quit being so rude. These people maybe weren't that good, but were brave enough to get up on stage and Howard ALWAYS has to make them look worse.
At least it's not simon...
He's straight up. That's who he is as a person, not just on americas got talent. He tells the truth and doesn't hold back. That's just the kind of person howard is.
the truth is the right thing even know it pisses u off sometimes
Truth has to be told when such pitiful actors think they could win a million dollars with this...
i found you :)
"if i where ur parents i would be ashamed" "if i where your children i would be ashamed" *me* = _SAVAGE_ 😂
the last one was AMAZING!
I love how everyone is hating on Howard and I'm dying at his reactions
That last one made my day XD I loved it
Lucy the cat was awesome.
So true 😉
things like that belong on RUclips not on stage. lol
No, they belong nowhere
ChaoticNarwall
Nope. Def. on youtube.
youtube is where people dispose of this stuff.
Like Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared etc.
if you cant beat them, join them! lol Nick
give mr television the golden buzzer
LOL that plungerman was aweSOME! very inspirational.
He just wanted attention but it was funny
He just wanted attention but it was funny
XD the last one was awesome!!!
I will kiss you
...
Fucking twighlight
Howie with that squirrel one😂😂😂😂 he's laughing like there's no tomorrow
That last guy,
You can't deny,
He's got style!
the samba on the end seams like fun xDD
Last one is the best 😂
First guy, IM SO INSPIRED!!! not ;)
Second: Somehow... i am discusted and immpressed
Third: Um... ok then.
Fourth: Oh hey! It's the mental instatute, they want their patients back.
Fifth: Uh... wow.... It's a scary muppet. And FUNNY ENDING.
Sixth: That was so Punny it hurt.
Seventh: I think that wasn't even anything.
eight: DISTURBING, but cute squirrel.
ninth: Lord, if my grandpa ever.....
tenth: Welp, my brain exploded.
I think your sister Rarity would be GENEROUS about the scores! XP
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pun.
Omg your so funny
Thank you.. I'd like to think so.
Lol this is funny
where do these people get all these giant animal costumes?
The Willy Mart...
Chris Latham is that a real thing? or are you fucking with me
You must be a fucking dumbass to think it's real...
Chris Latham no, americans come up with the stupidest fucking things in the entire world, so I wouldn't be surprised...
Lol
'If Howie would have loved that he really should be fired'😭😂😂😂 I DIED
how was that last one a fail it looked like everyone enjoyed it
3:22 i don't even think acid, weed, shrooms, or pcp can make me enjoy that act
AHAHAAH
That last one should have won the golden buzzer, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in all my life
I think these judges should be a bit nicer
just Howard really
I feel like if you want to put yourself out there for the entire world to see you should be able to take it
That doesn't mean the judges should be cunts about it
I felt bad for the first guy
They're judges for a reason
That squrriel must have scared so Many kids
Magnus Faurholdt Ditto for the cat. Especially when it crapped.
Bre love03 ...No comment on that one...
+Magnus Faurholdt Well theres advantages to everything.
7:48 I LOVE HOW BOTH HEIDI AND MEL LOOKED AT HIM AT THE SAME TIME LOLOL
The last act was great!
Wow the mexican guy was so chill.
OMG he got the entire audience on stage!
that's like saying "he was black so i hated him". You need to show some respect
"I'm gonna teach all the audience how to samba"
*facepalms*
*goes outside*
*takes a deep breath*
*moves to canada*
the huge squirrel puppet one was awesome!
I've never seen a squirrel eat humans before, and where can I find one?
lol yur name n ur comment makes me laugh hahaha xD
+AnimalLover On the other side of the internet
+NukeCorruption 1234
That act was hilarious!
Bahaa haha you are the best for real I'm in a hospital and you literally made me laugh out loud and clear the air from negative energy 😤
The cat one was decent until the hairball
The last guy is cute. And Mexican. Everybody loves a cute Mexican. No? Just me? Ok...
oh sh*t TRUMP IS COMING!
+Golden Wolf He is cute, unlike you.
Bigby Wolf yep
He looks like a short dumbass...with a annoying voice
Sara Rudd shut up cancer
Who else feels better about themselves after watching this cringeworthy video?
ME
I do and that says something bc I have chronic depression
ME
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Maximus oh yes ~ ♠️
I find that the worst auditions are the best auditions.
The cat and the squirrel were funny as hell.what do you call creativity? People are sick and tired of musicians going to the next level.
Well after all that, I hope the Samba guy at least moved on to the Vegas round LOL
Thanks for keeping it at 9:49 and not taking the cheap ad revenue.
Iamdumberdore Shou Streamer I respect you for noticing.
The guy from Mexico... Just... ARGH! I'm brazilian, I can TRULLY tell that THAT THING was SALSA, not SAMBA! '-'
You did awesome
Well I'm mexican and Ik that samba is from brazil Mexican are salsa columbia*mexican love columbia more then where it originally comes from* and some mexican cowboy dance that i dnt k the name is but brazil is from mexico and to be honest that last guy who was doing samba has been inspire by the brazil and me too i dance samba but it doesn't mean its from mexico :p
Panku Neko
That first one was fucking hilarious! haha And the music made it even better!
the music was Chariots of Fire by Vangelis. I know this because i HAD to play this for my piano midterm
Nice man! Keep it up! I play piano also!
IloveSPIDERZ thx bro u too:)
Oh! I will! haha
I loved the Zumba one
I Fox what song is that?
I Fox samba not zumba
Owen Dodman it is everything but samba, mate
epic ending
Nick Cannon is the only reason why I even watch America's Got Talent tho
This was the funniest thing I've seen for ages!
Lol "the animal"
Ikr
"We've lost control in Chicago"
:') #MyPeople
no we gined controle of *dramaticly *dance
+Frost Gaming .
3:30 my dog started barking
LOL, the last one was great
weird or not. i hate when people disrespect old people. a no would of been fine.
If those old people had any respect for themselves they wouldn't came out on national television acting this stupid.
correct
why was Howie not there? I wasn't caught up in that time
I agree completely! I would never cause disrespect to them.
Lety Gorge well they prob didnt think it was stupid. fuck what people think.
The last one was amazing it's the best and it looks really fun
Am I the only one who loved the last one? XD
Women on their period be like ... 2:44
HAHAHAHAHAH XD
😂😆😄
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Wow.
Lol😂😂😂😂
03:53 get roasted
Lol that was scary af
Agreed XD
XD
the cat was epic
seriously I'm not being racist but America sure has some weird people
Muaz Abdool Not being racist at all! Here in America we have weird people as well as fat and lazy people. :) I think it's starting to turn into a culture if it's not already one! haha
American isn't a race
Muaz Abdool true, the people are even weirder when u actually meet them
That's not rasist that's a fact.
Muaz Abdool That makes no sense..
"I have to contract every muscle in my body" (she hits the buzzer) [he takes off his shirt and fails to contract his muscles and he looks like he's bluffing] LOL
what a freak show =P might be entertaining for a while but honestly oO
VERY first one with the guy with the toilet plungers EPIC fail
I love how amused Howie gets by these
the guy at 2:30 iv seen him before somewhere. wasnt he on a cringe video where he lost a competition and then did that muscle contracting thing lol?
Yea I think if was a vh1 reality show called "I Love Money" or something.
I thought it was survivior
watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
David H xex
He's Jonny, he was off of the show 'Ton Of Cash' and used a speech from a Rocky Balboa film
America what the hell are you smoking
The last dude deserved a golden buzzer even Mat franco can't make every audiences have fun XD
I actually want that giant cat. I just don't want it dropping turds everywhere
I loved the last one
The guy with the giant cat made me laugh so much my mom literally got out of bed to see if I was ok😂
3:43 Nick Cannon is officially my favorite person