@@BobAg_salty united fan detected, nah he’s definitely got the right video mate love it when the scum united get pumped at home, Christmas come early for the rest of the league
@@HearszAM It's not a clanger at all. He's saying the ball was heading towards one spot in the centre of the goal and it moved slightly to a different spot, also located at the centre of the goal, as in, the ball barely moved. It's funny because of how he worded it, not because it's wrong! Keep up!
If Southgate could find a decent number 2 who is good at the attacking side of the game then as a partnership it could be successful in my opinion. As far as defensive football is concerned and creating solidarity throughout the team, Southgate was a hell of a lot better than we give him credit for to be honest. In fact he was excellent.
@@theopratama9047 he is brilliant, one goal and three assists in prem in 8 games, even though he comes on for like 20-30 minutes. We, chelsea fans, love the guy
I think sometimes shit players are so awful that they get overhyped when they start doing the bare minimum. everyone thinks only about big mistakes, but Onana’s position is consistently horrendous. Salah’s goal against man united earlier this season is a great example imo, the positioning was so bad it made salahs shot near un-savable
I loved Onana wasting 35 seconds of the injury time by trying to give a freekick over 10 yards forward from the actual place, and when referee told him to put the ball to the correct place, he tried to steal 7 yards, and then the referee told him AGAIN to put the ball to it´s correct position, and Onana STILL tried to steal 5 yards, and AGAIN, AGAIN, the referee had to tell him to go backwards... 7 minutes of extra time, freekick was given at 95.20, Onana started his process two seconds later, and the freekick was given at 95.57! Onana personally wasted ALL that time, and then screwed the freekick anyway, kicking it too far. That was unreal! And funny.
Im a lfc fan but he has had 2 draws and 1 loss. 2 draws = 4/6 points lost and 1 loss = 3/3 points lost. Arne has lost 7 points which is still much better than amorim but he also had a full preseason to prepare and show his ideaa and also inherited very talented players from klopp
Amorim has inherited a shit team, and has had no time to really train or anything. Can't expect miracles to work overnight. Especially with the amount of individual errors that you can't blame on the manager
@@victoriandave4823 at this point everyone, including the players, knows that United is going to lose. Everyone, except for the deluded supporters. Living in the past.
i almost love man utd getting beat more than my own team winning. the self proclaimed biggest club in the world just keep on giving. Amoron is at the wheel.
I’m 66 Utd are repeating what they did after Matt Busby left one manager after another the odd cup win mid table finishes then the Ferguson era now back to bang average seasons
They actually have in terms of play. They're still horrendous. But you can see better signs in passages of play and pressing. Was individual errors that lost them the game today
Erik haters take note...I wanted to believe in Amorim and I do think he has something very special but ETH and all that went before after Sir Alex cannot deal. Its not the coach or the players. Its a combo deal. The EPL is hell. The board of Man United is probably still pressurising coaches unfairly, especially with impossible impossible instant results demands(as is the situation these days - NOT how Sir Alex found his form), the team is expected to suddenly adjust and play as a well oiled machine instantly. Its all nonsense. Goldbridge, you should know this. This sport is really oversupplied with IMMENSE talent everywhere. Its great for spectators and lovers of the game but giant teams of the past are expected to perform miracles. What has happened to Pep? Liverpool will most probably very shortly experience a run of bad results. Its like that. Exciting times but very very tough all round.
All clubs and all fans believe that they should win every match, all fans say the same things when they win and the same predictable things when they lose. The pressure of playing for Manchester United is higher than ever, it's more than football, every move they make is scrutinised and analysed, sometimes I watch matches and I wonder exactly where all these player F.C toxic bandwagon come from, it's a game of football played on grass but the players visibly feel the pressure, United have got worse since channels like this formed, is it a coincidence?
Hi mark John here I'm a Scouser and I've got to say Onana is not good enough for man-u, you should never of let De haya leave, someone needs to tell Onana to stop drinking Horlicks before the game,👍YNWA.
"Carragher will be talking about the height of Martinez"... should he not? As though it doesn't matter for aerial duels even though the data and eye test both show that it does?
arh ive been saving this for my sunday treat. i knew it would be gold. some classics there from mark. the bag of cement, is he blindfolded, elergic to the fkn ball, just three classics that cracked me up. and already a quarter of a mill views, im not alone in coming to gloat then ?
Jeez !! Apologies up front but I cry with laughter at your frustration and pain, but man do I feel for you and the other Utd fans, that goalkeeping is absolute bobbins
I'm Italian, I don't watch the Premier League but I'm always here whenever Man United loses... never change Mark!
I’m not surprised Brent Di Cesare is popular in Italy
😂
Goldbridge is just glory hunter he doesn't live anywhere near Manchester
Do you at least watch Serie A. My fav Serie A club is Juventus.
I’m an American, couldn’t tell you the name of more than 10 players in the Premier League- and wouldn’t miss this for the world.
United is back to default settings
De faults are all over the pitch.
They have never got out of default settings.
What do you mean ever since this “new era” the only clubs they’ve beat is Everton and an unknown German team
ETH OUT
@OmakuAkpe-g3r bodo/glimt ain’t even German, they’re from Norway 😂🤣 which makes it even worse
onana time wasted
when they are behind 2-3
and the match only have 1 min left
what a legend😂
Yes😂
He's the twelfth man they never knew they needed! 😂
In the Arsenal game, one of sky sports official highlights was onana playing a 8 year pass to a CB 😂
@@ryanhill9586you meant 8 yard pass?
They’re not known for their brains are they
1:00 Milenković Goal (0-1)
2:25 Dalot Shooting
3:01 Höjlund Goal (1-1)
5:42 Gibbs-White Goal (1-2)
6:18 Onana Mistake
7:27 Chris Wood Goal (1-3).
7:30 Onana Mistake #2
9:00 Bruno Fernandes Goal (2-3)
10:17 FT
Mr. Bean in goal
To be fair second goal is not on Onana.
Milenković is bossing in the box 👌
Next Vidić in making 💯
Don't need the timestamps for the United goals tbh
You cannot be serious. Its absolutely Onana's fault @@aleksandarnesic3693
😎👊
An all time performance from Onana lmaoo. The 2 goals and wasting 40 seconds at the end placing that free kick
He should be booked every single week for how long it takes him to take goal kicks.
I loved the way he was moving back but rolling the ball to the same place 😂
Suprice suprice..... Onana is not a smart man.. 😂
Deserves to be benched for that I’m ngl. Embarrassing keeper. Good shot stopper but shocking when he has to use his brain
Mark said 3 days before onana arrived he's best GK Europe and one best 3 in premier league if not best that was before made appearance
5 stages of grief in one video .
This is called quality entertainment.
Acceptance first! Acceptance of the mediocrity of these players
😂
DABDA😅😅😅
Like that, spot on!
Onana helping Nottingham wasting time lmao 😂
😂
He really did get drunk at halftime. He forgot the scoreline
Are you surprised? Name a smart one…
they didnt want to lose 4-2 GD makes the difference in tough relegation battles for united
Who is Nottingham???
“Amorim Goes for the win at old Trafford”
Well that certainly aged well
“Goes for” not will
@UR.Gibbs-White still didn't age well mate
Remember “I have so much confidence in our defense”? 😅
@@leehaze1387there’s no “ageing well” when he didn’t say he was going to win.
@@saar144 Heard him say that a lot in the past few years.
I think he said that before the 7-0 at Anfield 🤣🤣
A result that warms the heart of the majority of football supporters.
Wrong video mate, you must be talking about City dropping points to Palace.
@@BobAg_Nah, he's definitely got the right video. My heart has been warmed
@@BobAg_salty united fan detected, nah he’s definitely got the right video mate love it when the scum united get pumped at home, Christmas come early for the rest of the league
Whatever you sad gits
@@BobAg_nah no 1 care about City
“Put a bag of cement in the middle of the goal and he saves it.”😂😂😂😂😂😂 class commentary.
was waiting for this as soon as i saw the result
I couldn't get here quick enough 😂
I came faster than at prom
@@DB_________ lmfao same here
"I mean it does move, moves slightly from the center of the goal to the center of the goal" 😂😂😂😂
That confused me too. Gooder.
Goldbridge always great for a nonsensical clanger.
He did it in midweek:
"Liverpool have come back from 3-1 down, it's now 2-2...."
@@HearszAM yup, that too.
@@HearszAM It's not a clanger at all. He's saying the ball was heading towards one spot in the centre of the goal and it moved slightly to a different spot, also located at the centre of the goal, as in, the ball barely moved. It's funny because of how he worded it, not because it's wrong! Keep up!
Southgate is still available.
Doesn’t matter what manager you bring in mate. With the players we’ve got, you got no chance. We’re pathetic
Ha love it a bloke who got sacked by Middlesbrough
@@patricksmith9656 to be fair to horseface he would have shored it up when they were 2-1 down and made sure they only lost by that scoreline.
And he should stay that way😂
If Southgate could find a decent number 2 who is good at the attacking side of the game then as a partnership it could be
successful in my opinion. As far as defensive football is concerned and creating solidarity throughout the team, Southgate
was a hell of a lot better than we give him credit for to be honest. In fact he was excellent.
the meltdown after the third goal was hilarious 🤣🤣
He start crying... 😂
"Its fucking... Mr. Bean in goal..." lmfaooo
Well done to erik ten hag for flooding united with 600mil of useless players 😂
@@patrickcondron7919 and gifting Chelsea the brilliant Jadon Sancho!
@@victorian-dad "brilliant"
Have u watched him for Chelsea?
Yep and parted ways with Ronaldo as well
@@theopratama9047 he is brilliant, one goal and three assists in prem in 8 games, even though he comes on for like 20-30 minutes. We, chelsea fans, love the guy
"Have that! Have that! There's more to come!" Well, when you are right, you are right.
Utd's spending almost make the public sector look efficient and cost-effective.
Where's this Onana come from? He's reset to factory settings from his first season. 😂
I think sometimes shit players are so awful that they get overhyped when they start doing the bare minimum. everyone thinks only about big mistakes, but Onana’s position is consistently horrendous. Salah’s goal against man united earlier this season is a great example imo, the positioning was so bad it made salahs shot near un-savable
I loved Onana wasting 35 seconds of the injury time by trying to give a freekick over 10 yards forward from the actual place, and when referee told him to put the ball to the correct place, he tried to steal 7 yards, and then the referee told him AGAIN to put the ball to it´s correct position, and Onana STILL tried to steal 5 yards, and AGAIN, AGAIN, the referee had to tell him to go backwards... 7 minutes of extra time, freekick was given at 95.20, Onana started his process two seconds later, and the freekick was given at 95.57! Onana personally wasted ALL that time, and then screwed the freekick anyway, kicking it too far. That was unreal! And funny.
Man united on the late kick off on a Saturday is a good laugh to start your night
This made my day 😂
Staying in and watching Man utd with a few of your mates is the new going out!😂🎉
@@bulldozer915😂
But people seem to forget that Nuno Espírito Santo is actually a good coach. He has been around the premier league, did the Wolves gig...the Tottenham
couldn't agree more, fantastic manager
I forgot nuno was in Tottenham
@@eavyeavy2864 So has Nuno.
😂 @@jasonwright606
Nuno was trash a spurs
A Nottingham born bloke pissed Nottingham won glory supporting to the max
Where's the Glory??😂😂
In tje trophy cabinet
@@sechabatheletsane9784It’s not like he’s been supporting United for 4 years is it? He started when United were winning trebles
@@Verziroo he started before that bro, ever since he was a little kid
Supporting man utd is the kind of thing you grow out of by the time you're 16
Coming from a Liverpool fan your a legend and I’m not taking the piss ❤
Hurricane Darragh wasn’t the only thing blowing through Old Trafford.
😂
Welcome to United Amorim
Will be sacked in 2 years
Rubins at the wheel 😂
😂😂😂
Yeah 🤣😂
For how long? LOL
0:59 Milenkovic 1-0
3:01 Hojlund 1-1
5:37 Gibbs-White 2-1 (Onana howler)
7:27 Wood 3-1 (2nd Onana howler)
8:54 Fernandes 3-2
Oh for fuck sake....everytime😂😂
“Fffffuckin helll”
😂"You are having a bloody laugh "
Mark:"Rasmus! Rasmus!"
Football Gods: "as is written!"
2-3
3:23 Never a truer word spoken than 'there's more to come'😂
8:10 my boy is almost crying, that's what supporting Man U does to you
7:27 😂😂😂😂 I’m in stitches hahaha, “Mr bean in goal”
Mark, your my go to when United loose. Its comedy gold.
7:48 “calm down everyone, we don’t get too low, we don’t get too high” 😂
That "Oh my God"after Forest's second goal really tells the story😂
Deep down Brent Di Cesare is delighted with this result….. 🌲
Goldbridge didn’t like it but Cesere certainly did
Arne Slot has dropped 5 points al season, Amorim has alreadt dropped 8 points! 😂😂😂
All you mugs saying "we are rebuilding".
Im a lfc fan but he has had 2 draws and 1 loss. 2 draws = 4/6 points lost and 1 loss = 3/3 points lost. Arne has lost 7 points which is still much better than amorim but he also had a full preseason to prepare and show his ideaa and also inherited very talented players from klopp
Amorim has inherited a shit team, and has had no time to really train or anything. Can't expect miracles to work overnight. Especially with the amount of individual errors that you can't blame on the manager
United with Arne slot wouldn't win against Everton
I don’t see how your bantering here
Like the Liverpool team was already title contenders
This team was barely able to stay in the top half
@VirkStar321 How much is the current united squad in total?
Nuno is a top top manager
He is
lmao Hojlund pulling a gladiator execution celebration for an equaliser in a game they end up losing. The club is full of clowns.
On a tap in. To equalize.
Small Club Mentality
Did he know they were going to lose?
@@victoriandave4823 at this point everyone, including the players, knows that United is going to lose. Everyone, except for the deluded supporters. Living in the past.
6:22 Nearly spat out my coffee in the library
this is quality, always enjoy this
Hated, adored, always floored
Goldy is good for an absolute laugh after a United game lmao
Absolutely. One of life's pleasures is watching him have a wee meltdown everytime.
😂😂😂😂 you always make my weekend with United
Best thing about Mufc for ages has been these videos
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Mark it's never too late to get out of an abusive relationship
i almost love man utd getting beat more than my own team winning. the self proclaimed biggest club in the world just keep on giving. Amoron is at the wheel.
Another big head from a second tier league being exposed in the big time.
Goldbridges streams are the gift that keeps on giving
Taking off Bruno was insanity
Yeah could have helped assist their 4th 😂
To put yourself through this week after week, you must enjoy it.🤣🤣
I love Manchester. The city that keeps on giving. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s a great city
Spurs own Manchester
I’m 66 Utd are repeating what they did after Matt Busby left one manager after another the odd cup win mid table finishes then the Ferguson era now back to bang average seasons
My Aberdeen never the same after fergie left , took us decades to let go of "the glory days" obsession
United was relegated after busby... it could happen soon 😂
THE ENTIRE MANCHESTER IN CRISIS 😂😂😂
Can't wait for this video to drop..
United have been in crisis for 5 years 😂
I am more suprised that managers keep taking the Utd job
For the money I think
@TheGoldennach Amorim was like a giddy baby getting decked out in United gear and doing his first rounds of press. What a delusional man 😂😂
Amorim goes for the win ???
Utd are absolutely shit 🤣 🤣
The bbc article said “United have improved since Ten Hag left” - okay.
They actually have in terms of play. They're still horrendous. But you can see better signs in passages of play and pressing. Was individual errors that lost them the game today
Ten Hags signings are holding Amorim back
They always have more possession at home now change at all
they have but when your players are this bad, what can you do.
The BBC is full of shit
Christmas is here early
They did a great job by letting the manager down, they need to keep doing this
Me on Saturdays…see the United score…come straight to Goldbridge for the giggles.
Don’t forget flying pig united 😅
Erik haters take note...I wanted to believe in Amorim and I do think he has something very special but ETH and all that went before after Sir Alex cannot deal. Its not the coach or the players. Its a combo deal. The EPL is hell. The board of Man United is probably still pressurising coaches unfairly, especially with impossible impossible instant results demands(as is the situation these days - NOT how Sir Alex found his form), the team is expected to suddenly adjust and play as a well oiled machine instantly. Its all nonsense. Goldbridge, you should know this. This sport is really oversupplied with IMMENSE talent everywhere. Its great for spectators and lovers of the game but giant teams of the past are expected to perform miracles. What has happened to Pep? Liverpool will most probably very shortly experience a run of bad results. Its like that. Exciting times but very very tough all round.
All clubs and all fans believe that they should win every match, all fans say the same things when they win and the same predictable things when they lose.
The pressure of playing for Manchester United is higher than ever, it's more than football, every move they make is scrutinised and analysed, sometimes I watch matches and I wonder exactly where all these player F.C toxic bandwagon come from, it's a game of football played on grass but the players visibly feel the pressure, United have got worse since channels like this formed, is it a coincidence?
It's been hell, and the players mental has been like that all along
lol love the trolling of the framed picture in the background
Brent, you're team won!
If Onana is 'part of the plan' then there really is no hope. I lived in Amsterdam so observed at first hand his routine incompetent, as did Ten Hag.
Amorim ball glows even brighter!
"Onana has a good season" 😊
As a Nottingham lad you'd think call me Goldbridge would be happy.
GIVE AMORIM 40 YEARS CONTRACT ASAP! 😂
The transition from 2-1 to 3-1 was sublime
Seems Carragher was right. You can’t have a 5ft cb in the prem
"What's Onana doing? He is inviting more balls than CornHub" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tricky Trees at it again! ❤❤
Fantastic work pal. 😂😂😂 made my Saturday
Thanks for making me a Newcastle fan feel better about my self
Dan Ashworth sacked aswell, Brilliant!
Onana - I want to take risks this season 😂
Wasn’t you born in Nottingham? 🤔
Yes he was ,he’s just a plastic Manc ,
Love this Chanel 😂
5 STAGES OF GRIEF IN HIS NEXT VIDEO REACTION HERE WE GO! 😂😂
Exhausting day at work and unusually stressful drive home. Hearing Mark rant and rave is the perfect way to start unwinding.
This character is from Nottingham! The glory-hunting finally caught up with him!😂😂😂
Mark, you are so good with words and metaphors. If you have not written books - do it, you would be an instant hit. YNWA 🤩
Nice 3-0 prediction btw 😂
Whenever Goldbridge says he's happy with the team you know it's gonna be a bad day for United.
amorim honeymoon is over🎉
It didn't even begin ❤❤❤
Hi mark John here I'm a Scouser and I've got to say Onana is not good enough for man-u, you should never of let De haya leave, someone needs to tell Onana to stop drinking Horlicks before the game,👍YNWA.
Thanks John, or is it James? make your mind up lad
I just love united tears 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
It's the outro that cracks me up so much- "That's the end of the clip...I bet its the best clip you've ever watched"....Hahaha...Yes it is Mark.
Onana just did an onana 😂🤣
Birmingham fan but you make my day your reactions to United.
Onana best goalkeeper
Onana is an embodiment of FIFA/EA FC goalkeeper; it's in the script.
HES GETTING SACK IN THE MORNING!!!
I see a Man United defeat. I head straight to Mark Goldbridge best bits.
"Carragher will be talking about the height of Martinez"... should he not? As though it doesn't matter for aerial duels even though the data and eye test both show that it does?
Amorim need to try martinez as LWB,he's to small for CB
arh ive been saving this for my sunday treat. i knew it would be gold. some classics there from mark. the bag of cement, is he blindfolded, elergic to the fkn ball, just three classics that cracked me up. and already a quarter of a mill views, im not alone in coming to gloat then ?
2:31 me when i go to an american high school
😂
2:31
Brooooo
😂😂😂😂😂
ayoo
Jeez !!
Apologies up front but I cry with laughter at your frustration and pain, but man do I feel for you and the other Utd fans, that goalkeeping is absolute bobbins
Love the new manager bounce.
Another gem: "That is the Poundland version of an Arsenal corner".