Fun fact: Sometimes, after I wash my asshole in the bidet and wipe off all the water and remaining shit my asshole gets so dry that it leaves a tiny speck of blood on the toilet paper.
I really love the longer dude soups. It’s nice to watch after school, or listen to in class lol. These guys just talk about random bullshit and it’s the most entertaining thing ever.
Fortnite is still going to be popular. What blackout really kills is PUBG. Fortnite is just too free and too kid friendly to die to a 60 dollar m rated game.
I’m confused why people get heated when they use a click-baitey (baity?) title. It’s not like it changes the content of the video. To me it’s the most inconsequential thing thing that I see for about 3 seconds.
Look, if getting heated over nothing is someone's favorite hobby, you can't just tell them not to do it. That's just asking for them to get heated over nothing.
Lawrence is the living proof that you can go to the gym as much as you want, but nerd body will always be a nerd body. A shredded healthy nerd body, but a nerd body.
you know what you guys need? a charming know-it-all nolifer who knows eveything about what you guys don't know. lawrence is close but fits a diff niche. hit me up =]
This is my first time listening to these dudes podcast, I'm only 7 minutes in, & I'm grossed out & don't know if I want to continue listening to this crap.
Treyarch has been adding stuff to blops 3 since it came out up until now, I'm sure they can keep this game going with constant updates like fortnite for the next 2 years maybe 3
the idea that battle royale is only a trend is akin to proclaiming team death match is a fad.. i see literally everywhere, "god i hope battle royale will die soon".. that sounds as stupid as saying, "fuck first person shooters they're ruining gaming".. i mean, i get it i do, i don't particularly like or play games i'm not good at because it's not fun for me, but i'm not so salty at my lack of skill that i wish the game would cease to exist.
Okay seriously, what the hell is with men and analingus. They say we all start out female; is this some kind of subconscious longing for your former vag? I'm serious, I don't get it.
Is there a justification to keep any sort of sexual knowledge from young people? Has there ever been research on it that said children will become psychopaths or something if exposed to sex? I honestly feel like the only reason for this is because it's awkward for the parents. Why is it anyone else's job to take care of your child? Education and healthcare is fine, but everything else is what you opted into when you had intercourse with your whatever.
This is the first time I watched any of their videos and 9mins in I'm not sure if this is gaming related or did I come here on one of my wild fetish searches.
Anyone here use Hinge? I'm all for new dating apps, but the people they use in their ads are too attractive to really be on a dating app. AKA potential bots.
You speaking of Spider man 2 as a "not bad" movie honestly is maddening. It has a higher rating than homecoming itself....i get that the third one ruined everything but 2 by itself is craaaazy good, even in today's standards. Watch it again cause i feel the last time you did it was a different decade. I caught it on tv a couple months ago however and find it to be impecable
As somebody who consumes most of your content as background listening with RUclips Premium on my iPhone, I don’t see myself going to RT to view your new news show though I would see myself listening to it if on RUclips.
I am only 7 minutes in, but the conversation is running the format of a recent girls' night out discussion then gradually morphing into a conversation that I overheard between two seemingly elderly (I make no judgements) people at a train station recently. Regarding the Hard Nettin' vote, I could never fully believe in or vote for a toilet site that does not honor that gift to humanity, the multi-function Japanese toilet. Besides, those frogs are darn cute.
League is better simply because it's a place to go to be yelled at by people who speak English. Not constantly berated by a dude screaming in Russian which is all DoTa is.
19:40 My favorite MOBA was after DOTA (the 1st on on warcraft 3) but before league of legends was in beta... It was called Temple Siege and it was in Star Craft/Brood War (UMS) use map setting (which is arcade now in star craft 2)... It had a few twists no MOBA has used that I've heard any MOBA use since and those are.. \/\/\/\/you start with a max % of your total hp, 1 "spell/skill" you get a total of 4 skills , Mana (shown as gas) starts at 50 and had a slow regeneration each skill has a set cost 20/60/100/150 , you start with 30 minerals upgrades minerals are used to upgrade your units attack/armor stat (you also get minerals on kills hero kills provide more exp and minerals per kill or leveling up which is seen below in 6.D.)/\/\/\/\/ 1. You had 3 Lives after that you are dead, no more re-spawns 2. It had a day/night cycle 3. After a day and night (24 in game hours) goes by the creeps level up into a stronger unit which provides more exp. 4. You could build buildings that would provide stronger creeps in hopes to over run the enemy (but again these provide a lot more exp than regular creeps) 5. there was a control point in the middle of each lane which worked to teleport to but not from which had its own defense that turned on when captured 6. The level up system was 100% controlled by you, you get one unit per level that you used to put into one of the following areas... A. HP% your max hp goes up by a % (your unit was basically "hurt" and were allowed to get more hp based on your max % B. Max Mana you could get more than 150 mana so you could cast your ult more than once and have faster regen. C. you could unlock your next spell/skill this costed 3 level up units to do (not including mana upgrades you might need to cast said spell) D. 75 Minerals to upgrade your units attack/armor if your the zergling and have your 3rd spell (which casted a bunch of lurkers) you could upgrade that spells attack with minerals. Lastly E, E was useless it upgraded your teams natural spawn instead of waiting 24 hours to naturally upgrade which provides more minerals and exp... even in a earlier version of the game control points were bad to capture because it spawned more units for the enemy to kill providing your enemies more exp/minerals. Thx for reading this, the basics of how temple siege & worked back in the day Temple siege 2 is on the starcraft 2 arcade but the guy part of the clan on star craft isn't as active. the clan was Op sen - website Staredit.net (they are more known for there exact replication of diablo the game but put in the starcraft 2 arcade and many other maps on the arcade. (But yes you can play diablo (one) on starcraft 2 and its pretty faithful even down to the graphics and sounds ripped right from the original) If you remember any of this shoot me a message on b.net Icy1#1235 back on the old battle.net I was ][cy (the guy that won a few Temple Siege tournaments.)
5:20 if it was a allergic reaction to the tape it would spread from that location (an example would a lot of red dots at the location where the tape was and the same red dots in sensitive areas like your armpits and then finally else where like on your back) , from what I saw it seem localized only to the area where you had the tape which means you shouldn't have that tape on your skin because one or more of the chemicals is causing irritation (not too bad) but a chemical irritation can cause a lot more problems. there are a lot of different tapes you can get, *I suggest getting a gauze tape from your local pharmacy.* Good luck I hope you get better dude.
Good thing i dont recommend this show to anyone because that conversation about underwear, ass wiping and sanitation was gross and retarded for a show about video games.
As referred to at 22 mins. I still play Planetside 2. Once you get the gist of the game, it's super fun. But I get why people put it down. It's extremely confusing for new players.
Why don't they just move the podcast set to a hospital room and call it a day
Lawrence's Injury of the Month:
July: Fallen off a roof
August: Hit by a car
September: Saliva bump???
October: TBD
Glad you didn’t stop at TB
Came for the CoD discussion; stayed for the poop-spray discussion.
; came for the poop-spray discussion
"I wipe until it bleeds"
"Good for you"
Ah good I'm not alone....
Fun fact: Sometimes, after I wash my asshole in the bidet and wipe off all the water and remaining shit my asshole gets so dry that it leaves a tiny speck of blood on the toilet paper.
@@davidencoification It's not dripping blood, you haven't truly lived.
I'm convinced that Lawrence will turn into a giant tumor like Tetsuo in Akira.
Umm it's pronounced Akira.
Asa?
Sick reference
@@loodlebop Good for education bad for your health,or something like that.
@@TheTowerDark lol
Battle Royale with Cheese
Cause of the metric system?
Look at the big brains on Iffy350!
Lawrence is getting so damn good at the openers. Really hypes the podcast
The first 10 minutes of this podcast is precisely what I come here for.
I can’t wait for Lawrence to turn into Text To Speech
I mean he was just a laptop for several years...
12:15 when the Cod Blackout discussion starts..sort of
Thank you
i cant believe it, cod did it, they made me like cod again since mw2. blackout is actually fun af.
I really love the longer dude soups. It’s nice to watch after school, or listen to in class lol. These guys just talk about random bullshit and it’s the most entertaining thing ever.
0:40 don't talk about Elyse like that
I'm just here for Bones guessing 90s TV shows
Rooster Teeth will go bankrupt because of Lawrence's health insurance at this rate
First 10 minutes of the podcast left me in stitches
Thank you Omar for fixing that a/c rumble!! No longer have to turn down my sub channel to prevent headaches
ayyy yall called me out! always nice to be part of the podcast even when its not the E3 stage 48:15
What a great podcast to start watching as I eat my lunch.
We all know Lawrence is in fight club. First a black eye then a busted lip. I'd hate to see the other guy!
Shh! The first rule about Fight Club...
He said he's a black belt in Japanese Jiu Jitsu.
@@blackchicken9229 He said he "owns" a black belt
every week I watch dude soup while eating, and every week I learn nothing
Lee2d what does this mean?
it just means you are already full up on the knowledge
The opening discussion was not expected, but weirdly funny and enjoyable
Fortnite is still going to be popular. What blackout really kills is PUBG. Fortnite is just too free and too kid friendly to die to a 60 dollar m rated game.
agree with you there ,but COD has always been filled with squeakers so it might slow down fortnites player base . but yea Pubg cant catch up now
52:29 is the quote that sums up every person that's been on the internet for too long.
... Holy shit, the first 12 minutes of this is pure gold.
Still waiting for the Fortnight horde more to be released for free this year like the games home page *still* says it will.
Legitimately the only reason i still have it downloaded.
Same here dude
For real, blows my mind that it's not
It’s not as good as you guys think it is haven’t touched it in months
Looking forward to the news show. I always loved when you guys would cover the know.
I’m confused why people get heated when they use a click-baitey (baity?) title. It’s not like it changes the content of the video. To me it’s the most inconsequential thing thing that I see for about 3 seconds.
Titles and thumbnails should give an indication of things covered in the video. If it doesn't, or it's just retarded, it's click bait.
I don't give a shit, since I watch every video and only read the title to see what type of video it is. But I guess it's annoying for some
Look, if getting heated over nothing is someone's favorite hobby, you can't just tell them not to do it. That's just asking for them to get heated over nothing.
6:29 OOOOHHHN NNOOOOOO
Lawrence is the living proof that you can go to the gym as much as you want, but nerd body will always be a nerd body. A shredded healthy nerd body, but a nerd body.
you know what you guys need? a charming know-it-all nolifer who knows eveything about what you guys don't know. lawrence is close but fits a diff niche. hit me up =]
ginners
nothing has tested my love of funhaus more than then making fun of spiderman 1&2
3s totally fair game tho (tho l-dog has a good point on the shift)
I want fortnite to die.
This is my first time listening to these dudes podcast, I'm only 7 minutes in, & I'm grossed out & don't know if I want to continue listening to this crap.
Fun fact here in louisville ky, when ass eating was at its highest, there was a large outbreak of hep a across the city lol
Thanks guys yall made me miss the 90s. Don't mind me while i play on my tamagotchi and skip it outside
first rule about fight club, don't talk about fight club
Treyarch has been adding stuff to blops 3 since it came out up until now, I'm sure they can keep this game going with constant updates like fortnite for the next 2 years maybe 3
the idea that battle royale is only a trend is akin to proclaiming team death match is a fad.. i see literally everywhere, "god i hope battle royale will die soon".. that sounds as stupid as saying, "fuck first person shooters they're ruining gaming".. i mean, i get it i do, i don't particularly like or play games i'm not good at because it's not fun for me, but i'm not so salty at my lack of skill that i wish the game would cease to exist.
Okay seriously, what the hell is with men and analingus. They say we all start out female; is this some kind of subconscious longing for your former vag?
I'm serious, I don't get it.
Is there a justification to keep any sort of sexual knowledge from young people? Has there ever been research on it that said children will become psychopaths or something if exposed to sex?
I honestly feel like the only reason for this is because it's awkward for the parents. Why is it anyone else's job to take care of your child? Education and healthcare is fine, but everything else is what you opted into when you had intercourse with your whatever.
This is the first time I watched any of their videos and 9mins in I'm not sure if this is gaming related or did I come here on one of my wild fetish searches.
Forever Knight had 3 seasons.
*YOU MESS WITH SPIDA-MAN YOU MESS WITH NEW YOOOORK*
Bruce: *is able to see it with his eye*
Bruce: “oh come on Bonesssss!”
... like you would know it with a blindfold on
resident evil shoulder
Anyone here use Hinge? I'm all for new dating apps, but the people they use in their ads are too attractive to really be on a dating app. AKA potential bots.
My So Called Life was not on forever, it only lasted one season.
I loved the Bones' Challenge. Honestly, the moment he got Cop Rock was enough for me, it was amazing.
You speaking of Spider man 2 as a "not bad" movie honestly is maddening. It has a higher rating than homecoming itself....i get that the third one ruined everything but 2 by itself is craaaazy good, even in today's standards. Watch it again cause i feel the last time you did it was a different decade. I caught it on tv a couple months ago however and find it to be impecable
i wipe until it stops bleeding
Love the Bones Tv Game Show thing
What are those dope ass kicks Lawrence is wearing?
As somebody who consumes most of your content as background listening with RUclips Premium on my iPhone, I don’t see myself going to RT to view your new news show though I would see myself listening to it if on RUclips.
I am only 7 minutes in, but the conversation is running the format of a recent girls' night out discussion then gradually morphing into a conversation that I overheard between two seemingly elderly (I make no judgements) people at a train station recently. Regarding the Hard Nettin' vote, I could never fully believe in or vote for a toilet site that does not honor that gift to humanity, the multi-function Japanese toilet. Besides, those frogs are darn cute.
I can relate Lawrence. Luckily the one I had was small enough that I could remove it with my own teeth through a series of micro-bites
I fucking LOVED "Action". Between that and "Go", 1999 was a good year for Jay Mohr.
DotA is better than leauge, prove me wrong
League is better simply because it's a place to go to be yelled at by people who speak English. Not constantly berated by a dude screaming in Russian which is all DoTa is.
(5 minutes in) .....What, the hell, are these guys going on about?!
It's 12:00
Am I crazy but imagine a marvel universe battle royal. With a bunch of different super hero’s that battle on a map.
What games does Bones even play?
_IT_ _IS_ _WEDNESDAY_ _MY_ _DUDES_
i dont like the rooster teeth websites
Their GTA role play should be about the two brothers Bones.
Steam doesn't have to define porn, they have to define what exploitation is, and with video games, who's being exploited?
When y'all are talking about Spider-Man and Bruce says that Spider-Man cries out like a woman when he gets it was so funny to me 😂😂😂
get Omar on hinge !
19:40 My favorite MOBA was after DOTA (the 1st on on warcraft 3) but before league of legends was in beta...
It was called Temple Siege and it was in Star Craft/Brood War (UMS) use map setting (which is arcade now in star craft 2)...
It had a few twists no MOBA has used that I've heard any MOBA use since and those are..
\/\/\/\/you start with a max % of your total hp, 1 "spell/skill" you get a total of 4 skills , Mana (shown as gas) starts at 50 and had a slow regeneration each skill has a set cost 20/60/100/150 , you start with 30 minerals upgrades minerals are used to upgrade your units attack/armor stat (you also get minerals on kills hero kills provide more exp and minerals per kill or leveling up which is seen below in 6.D.)/\/\/\/\/
1. You had 3 Lives after that you are dead, no more re-spawns
2. It had a day/night cycle
3. After a day and night (24 in game hours) goes by the creeps level up into a stronger unit which provides more exp.
4. You could build buildings that would provide stronger creeps in hopes to over run the enemy (but again these provide a lot more exp than regular creeps)
5. there was a control point in the middle of each lane which worked to teleport to but not from which had its own defense that turned on when captured
6. The level up system was 100% controlled by you, you get one unit per level that you used to put into one of the following areas...
A. HP% your max hp goes up by a % (your unit was basically "hurt" and were allowed to get more hp based on your max %
B. Max Mana you could get more than 150 mana so you could cast your ult more than once and have faster regen.
C. you could unlock your next spell/skill this costed 3 level up units to do (not including mana upgrades you might need to cast said spell)
D. 75 Minerals to upgrade your units attack/armor if your the zergling and have your 3rd spell (which casted a bunch of lurkers) you could upgrade that spells attack with minerals.
Lastly E, E was useless it upgraded your teams natural spawn instead of waiting 24 hours to naturally upgrade which provides more minerals and exp... even in a earlier version of the game control points were bad to capture because it spawned more units for the enemy to kill providing your enemies more exp/minerals.
Thx for reading this, the basics of how temple siege & worked back in the day Temple siege 2 is on the starcraft 2 arcade but the guy part of the clan on star craft isn't as active. the clan was Op sen - website Staredit.net (they are more known for there exact replication of diablo the game but put in the starcraft 2 arcade and many other maps on the arcade. (But yes you can play diablo (one) on starcraft 2 and its pretty faithful even down to the graphics and sounds ripped right from the original)
If you remember any of this shoot me a message on b.net Icy1#1235 back on the old battle.net I was ][cy (the guy that won a few Temple Siege tournaments.)
5:20 if it was a allergic reaction to the tape it would spread from that location (an example would a lot of red dots at the location where the tape was and the same red dots in sensitive areas like your armpits and then finally else where like on your back) , from what I saw it seem localized only to the area where you had the tape which means you shouldn't have that tape on your skin because one or more of the chemicals is causing irritation (not too bad) but a chemical irritation can cause a lot more problems.
there are a lot of different tapes you can get, *I suggest getting a gauze tape from your local pharmacy.* Good luck I hope you get better dude.
cold packing is sooooooo coooooool annnnndddd fuuuunnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good thing i dont recommend this show to anyone because that conversation about underwear, ass wiping and sanitation was gross and retarded for a show about video games.
Homecoming was absolute trash, as a film and a Spidey representation.
Anyone know where Lawrence gets his shoes?
that workout thing, we already knew this stuff. it's not new information.
I love you with all my heart, Bruce, but I have seen you play PUBG on your own stream. The game's "shooting" wasn't the problem.
As referred to at 22 mins. I still play Planetside 2. Once you get the gist of the game, it's super fun. But I get why people put it down. It's extremely confusing for new players.
Kinda Funny Games can learn a lot from these dudes
Somebody needs to go to Lawrence's house and look if there is some kinda teleporting pods, because I'm afraid he is transforming into a fly...
Lawrence you are definitely either allergic or sensitive to the glue in the tape, bandaids get me ironically
Eyyyy thanks for the Planetside 2 shout out :) It's still alive!
The bones challenge was a great segment keep it coming
considering bruce's aim i dont think he can really give any opinion on gunplay in any game
This was a good thing to listen to while eating dinner...
bruce is legitimately upset that bones knew that first show intro lmao
Omar, thank you for ac auidio fix :)
I'm with Bones on everything he said. Bathed with my sister, underwear optional, bad 90's trash.
Only Adam is faithful to the spirit of hard netting. It's just devolved into a talent show
“Piss is sterile”
It absolutely is not sterile.
You can't compare..but smite's the best moba.
glad i finished breakfast right before the poop spray talk :0
Forever Knight was actually a good show. It had a cool mythology.
FYI Lawerence, the Toto model ST743 is for the tank and can be paired with either elongated or round front
Bruce: ..."you see boobs...:
Adam: "But,..."
Bruce: "BUTT!"
LMAO that was a great exchange/interruption.
hoping that the Shower brothers end up joining the DCEU
More funhaus...Yessssss!!!
First member here, but will get my GF to sign up on that Wednesday and share it up with my homies. Love you guys, best of luck!
Good Lord, Lawrence is falling apart! I hope the health insurance offered by RT is good.
This podcast should just be called Lawrence’s Medical Morals