Minecraft Parkour Helix
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I love whenever Jordan does 2 things:
1. Calm podcast/qna with chat
2. Hyper concentration to finish a hard level
Also this time was more interesting because he was tipsy
agreed, this video literally has me grinning and leaning in closer
As someone who does lots of improv and comedic acting, the crazy-quick hyper-funny stuff (like you were saying about Tommy) doesn't work as well/gets old without a "straight man" (aka, someone acting normal/seeing how ridiculous everything is). Captain, you are such a HILARIOUS "straight man," because you stay calm/normal, then throw in a funny one liner, and make everyone DIE from shock and the absolute hilarity of it all. Don't count yourself out!
Yes! This is a really great insight, i've always felt this to be the case, but could never quite pin point the reason for it.
I discovered him through Trollcraft, and immediately took a liking to him for that very reason. And as I've gotten older, I appreciate having some chill content in my life.
Jardon just doesn't realize how many people would be honored to collab with him.
Yeah cuz he was one of the first and to my understanding he's one of if not the oldest Minecraft youtuber that's still around today
My man, I don't know if you realize how much of a legend you are. Most people that play minecraft, creators or not grew up watching your videos. For a lot of creators it would be an honor to collab with you. And sure, you don't have the most witty one liners or make every moment entertaining, but your calm and focused nature is something that I personally enjoy watching. Not every moment has to be filled with on point remarks, random humor and be extremely energetic.
Today we learn about Jordan's anxiety. It's cool bro, we all have it too.
The reason I enjoyed the sparklez and Tommy video was the fact that Tommy played the fast witty face talker. But you played the straight man. Which is a hard to do but you guys played of like the old duo comedy skits. Which was why it's was so funny to me.
“I do gotta frick. Absolutely.” - Jardon
Me too Jardon.... me too.
''I've been screwed.'' - Jardon
Tipsy sparklez very candid I like this. Not saying he should be drunk I just like his honesty and straightforwardness
Honestly love the long parkour videos. No puzzles, no story, just running and jumping. Relaxing as hell
8:38 That's called anxiety, Jardon.
You should get that checked out.
and no, I'm not just making fun of you.
7:20 You can continue to be a beacon of shining light, I say you've yet to peak.
Jardoon's obliviousness when playing parkour maps is actually unbelievable lmfao
Damn Jardon you are the coolest and it makes me sad you don’t really believe it. Happy New Year from Poland broo
i really like this style of play through, where I can watch the parkour and also listen to interesting tidbits. keep it up!
Well, at least he specified that he drank whiskey before hand.
Yeah,he is drunk in this video,guess that’s what happens when you drink alcohol,you go all wobbly and do stuff you never thought you would do...
I want to see a Cap and Techno collab sometime. I think the two or your dynamics would be so great!
the calmest stream/video ever lmao
I watched a some mc videos back when I was in middle school, and I'm just now getting back into it (I'm 20 now, which is... weird.) I don't think I ever even watched your stuff way back when, and I was never really cognizant of the overall "scene." I watched some ssuundee, and maybe a few other folks. Finding that the world of mc on yt has not only survived but thrived and evolved, and seeing that you're still around and still doing this, while having grown as a person, is incredibly inspiring. I'm not even sure how to describe it, but it somehow allays some of my terror at how quickly time seems to pass. Maybe we're gonna be okay. Time passes and things change, but maybe we're gonna be okay. Thanks dude, seriously. I hope you know how much you mean to people, myself included.
Gotta love how humble Cap is!
d**nk stream captain is an interesting phenomenon, but a welcome one nonetheless. Great vid so far!
I wish I could share Jardon's optimism about the Crown for the next few months. Individual risk may be lower, but I'm worried the sheer number of infections will counterbalance the decreased severity and overload the hospitals anyways which affects quality of healthcare everywhere. But I agree with him on where it's headed in the long run.
Yup me and my family are all crowned up rn, thankfully we aren't hospital level atm but it sucks haha
If it's true, then great, But given the current situation, that is some dangerous thoughts. Especially when a recent study showed that there could be other lethal things caused by the crown (albeit a low chance) without even showing the symptom :(
@@jkliao6486 yeah, that is a big concern too. Long term damage is pretty common and not well understood yet :/
fake news hospitals are fine
2022 Jardon need more positive self talk
Prop hunt with Gassy was why I started following you alllll those years ago
Me too!!
That's hilarious, that's actually one of the first videos of his I remember watching.
I want to see a stream with the Captain, Tubbo, Ranboo, Tommy, Crum, and maybe like Billzo and Aimzy.
Tommy is horrendous and childish. Crumb is literally more mature than tommy
@@DissonantSynth Tommy is pretty mature when he's off camera, he is playing a character
@@Skye_ranran you're spewing nonsense. Literally how would you know what he's like off-camera? Are you his roommate in real life? It's obvious what a brat he is. It's not a "character"
@@DissonantSynth at the very least he his not as immature as he seems. there are multiple times when he has joined a VC with someone when he didn’t realize they were streaming where it shines through and multiple testimonies, albeit by his friends. ( A bit how like if you don’t really watch Jschlatt you don’t realize that 99% of what he says is a bit)
@@DissonantSynth look at podcasts that feature tommy. You're acting like you know more than an actual fan, who's probably seen more of his content than YOU
I should catch up with Jardon’s livestreams more often!
*gasps* jardon admitting he's recording while drunk? Demonotized!
You can see it in his face lmao his nose is all red
14:00 Make sure to take your video camera with you so when they send you to the end of time you can get some SICK content
Another addition to the series!
Happy new year cap'n
If Jordan gets pruned I’m getting pruned. Not living in a world where the tva takes jardon
What on earth does TVA mean? I couldn't find any relevant definition online
@@sepiasmith5065 this is the full name for the TVA Time Variance Authority.
@@duomiliavigintitres Oh??? I don't understand the reference then ahaha
@@sepiasmith5065 it's a Disney plus marvel reference.
@@duomiliavigintitres Okay thank you
Much love for you Captain, been watching you content for a long time, now into my 20's myself I understand your worries about not being witty enough or enough in some aspect. You're great, I think you'd be surprised how well you could bounce off other people if you reached out to do collabs. Happy New Years!
I really enjoy "the click" when he starts the recording
I think its hilarious that hes tipsy this whole stream lol
I think cap need to understand that he is literally the platinum of all minecraft RUclipsrs and literally all of them would say yes to a collab
I realized that mianite was old Minecraft dreamsmp in that it had such a large audience that it was able to get things trending on twitter
My dad when he talks about how he used to get to school:
Jordan speaking for many of us with social anxiety 🙏
Jardon, if you win MCC, you have to commit to a TVA skit where you get pruned.
That record key snap...gonna hear it every time now
He should never stop saying demonitize or unalive it’s one of the reasons I love you sm 😚
let's face it. Fortress Fury was an ambitious project that was released way too fast. it didn't have the time to flesh it out properly before you could actually do something with it
yea, i feel like it could've been better. i also feels like every development just kinda goes downhill since the copyright with Fallout
I've heard Jardoon mention this a couple of times in previous videos so I'll say it and I'm sorry to burst anyone's bubble who is still holding out hope for this, the crown will continue to have new variants probably for most if not all of when any of us are still alive. We will also most likely not have immunity for the same period of time except to each individual strain. The crown is a virus and those two things are characteristics of most viruses, that is the same reason the flu continues to have a shot every year and why many continue to get the flu every year despite it. This is further cemented by the fact that the crown has existed for decades at least and has not stopped mutating since then. As much as people are scaring each other about the crown it is fairly comparable to the flu at least in how it works. And to anyone who actually reads this the best thing you can probably do if you find yourself or a family member infected with the crown, try to relax, stressing yourself out can only make things worse. Placebo is powerful, and in this case the placebo will almost definitely be that the crown will kill you. While relaxing won't stop anyone who will die no matter what from dieing, it may just stop someone who may not or shouldnt die from doing so.
My New Years resolution is to try to stop needing to justify my existence and just live.
hola Mr. Captain, I'm a new fan (mostly bc animated minecraft scared me when I was younger) and I very much enjoy your videos. Whoever said it in chat was right about enjoying a more mellow video.
I love tommy but can't always watch louder videos and thus I tend to gravitate to yours often, so I thank thee for making them and hope you're doing well.
The map link in the description doesn't go to this it goes to elytra rush lol. Just to let you know :D
54:54 the map literally telling him congratulations and Spooklez not seeing it
Happy new year! Love the content, keep going :D
Heya Cap, it would seem like you have linked the wrong map in the description (it is liking to elytra rush). Happy new year to everyone reading this comment :) .
Yo I love these maps, thanks Cap
Love these videos . Happy new year cap.
14:28 Yoooo, I got a great recipe for peanut butter chocolate chip cookies that everyone I've made them for agrees is delicious; You make peanut butter cookie batter, add a half cup dry measure of chocolate chips per recipe, then the key to getting them perfect is to cook them for 8 minutes instead of 10, and then let them cool for 4 minutes _on the baking sheet,_ the ambient heat will continue to cook them but won't scorch the bottom. the result is delicious, soft but not underdone, peanut butter-chocolate chip cookies.
what's up early birds
yo
Not much, just got off from playing a bit of hollow knight
Hi youtube
*or night owls
@@pathic2449 love that game
He’s just nice to look at.
There are many socially awkward people in the world, myself among them, and we appreciate the awkwardness in content creators, it's more relatable. Here's my advice. Don't go trying to change your personality. Instead, just pick holes in yourself but also accept you for who you are, and you'll be charming, and that's charisma enough for anyone.
28:10 as MJ said, "expect disappointment, and you won't get disappointed"
"I got screwed *giggles*" - Jordan 2021
For about half an hour, I thought Jordan was talking about the TV show 'The Crown'. It wasn't until he was comparing it to the flu that I realised what he meant.
Not everyone's gotta be witty, Jardon, we like you just the way you are! :D
We loooove trollcraft jardon! It really is very entertaining to watch. I miss that series
troll craft was the sole reason I Ever subbed to your channel.. Then Sav tech turned me into a loon and I binge pretty much every series.
Hay theres a cool map on planet Minecraft called amythesy parkour that I think you might enjoy playing. I found it and really enjoyed it. It's a short but challenging (atleast for me) parkour map
it says 59/60 levels cause i think he missed a checkpoint lol
"I don't think there's a huge amount of Brazilian people watching me"
Me, a Brazilian: *offended for no reason*
JORDAN YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE
Every main channel bud should be a colab like tommy
a bit of an odd idea, but perhaps you could do an mc music video for one of the tracks you made for maron music?
Yesss!! These are my favorite
the "witty" youtubers are really draining for me, you're one of like two or three minecraft youtubers I can actually watch because the others are all just Sensory Overload Central
I knew 15 seconds into this video he must of had a drink or two LOL
BAD! ..just kidding, you can do whatever you want, plus it was New Years anyway.
His New Years resolution to win mcc happened!! Gg
33:00
It’s 2024 and now we know for sure that we got the bad timeline 😔
I like this drunk capt
I though of peanut butter balls when you meant peanut butter and chocolate things😩 they are SO good!
Hey! I'm part of the Brazilian audience!
You sound so calm about this
3:20 Which map is he talking about playing with x33n? Is video up on the RUclips?
I can't believe he missed the level twenty checkmark and NO ONE NOTICED.
Jardoon needs an assistant 😅😅
New Year's Resolution, MIANITE SEASON 3!!!
Gotta be honest I was watching syndicates stream during the mianite days but now I watch all your vids sparkles 😇
“.. there’s eastern, central, mountain and finally Pacific”… what about Hawaiian?? It doesn’t end with pacific in the US! Everyone always forgets about us in Hawaii. Our NYE is 2 hours after pacific time.
6:53 My new year's resolution was to rehearse my youtube videos before recording
this is great
You actually only got level 59/60 because you forgot to hit one checkpoint.
I was about to scream that the vines were on the three.
My new year's resolution is 1920*1200
The link in the description isn't right. It links to some Elytra map.
I believe that if you upload more videos that are edited and not 1 hour long more people would watch it. Plus, Music video pls.
30:36 wish I had that on the SAT 😪
"I do gotta Frick" me too my friend
Me too
Commenting for the algorithm
Please make the "vine" clip into a short! Please!
Has Jordan said why he hasn’t switch to bedrock for maps. As he keeps saying that the good maps are on there. So why hasn’t he switched for just that.
I started watching your videos in late 2018, just before you started Jordan Reacts. That was when you started talking about demonitisations a lot and had the hats. I'm pretty sure it was early to mid 2019 that you started with demonitises and unalive. I'm sure someone can correct me if I'm wrong! 😂
Jardon convince Scott to put you on a team with me and I will get you that mcc win tva-free
Amazing
My friends and i were going at least till 2am new years
Hey I've got an idea for Jardon in 2022. Bring Nick and Mark back for some videos!
Does anyone remember ~~corona~~ crown trials?
I saw the vines on the tree instantly I’m so disappointed in twitch chat
I liked the first it felt kinda short
Map link in the description goes to the wrong map.