If u are rly Houndoom, then I have one of you in my party in Ultra Sun...uh...So I kind of crammed your brother into a Ultra Ball and made him my slave. ._.
It's videos like this that keep me going on living from day to day. How could I possibly kill myself when videos like this could be lurking around the corner? Thank you so much for this amazing video.
picklesnorf101 ...yes, that is a tough call! Whether to snuff it or hope for another snappy, funny video someone uploaded! Hmm...better keep that razor handy, though, just in case!
Everytime I watch that film and that little tumpet comes on I piss myself laughing! I need to see this in the biggest theatre in the world on a re-release - and laugh my head off so everyone can hear me - though who am I kidding, first among equals - I'm sure everyone else will be laughing as they know the joke that is this brilliant RUclips masterpiece anyway!
Claytron830000000000 why stop at "lol", brotherin? Our duty is to post a link to this video all across the internet! Soon the world will know of our ways. We shall chant, "HAIL THE GOLDBLUM!" as we plague ever site, clickbait, and chatroom there ever was!
Whenever I feel like laughing like a maniac and not being able to breathe, I always come back here. My wife thinks I'm crazy, maybe I am.. hahahahaha cant stop
There people in the comments talking about how videos like this saved their lives. Goes to show how laughter can sometimes be the best medicine. I hope you all are still alive, well, and thriving.
I love it! The only thing that could possibly make this any better is if you put the scene where Dr. Grant jerks awake from the nightmare on the plane (Jurassic Park 3) at the end, like he’s waking up from some trippy nightmare about Malcom.
This has become a second language with my friends;"wrahahahaaaahawwrr"ing with different inflections. Gotten to the point where whoever walks into the room or the party compulsively asks "so, do you guys dig up dinosaurs?"
Nornally on youtube you get some dumb shmuck who says they loved something so much that they ended up crying... Well with this I was rolling on the floor like the girl and that guy getting attacked by those small Dinos in The Lost World - and I was crying tears! TEARS!!! - Of joy! Joy - and MADNESS!!!!!!
I'm re-reading the original novel right now, and about halfway through. Now anytime Malcom is mentioned I'm going to have this piece of art in the back of my mind.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant I can't stop watching this I used to think the Spared no expense remix video was the best jurrasic park related video but this just may win lol
Technically speaking, your entire life has led to this point
The point where you typed this or the point where I'm reading it? My life must be on track if its led me to jeff goldblum.
"That's that's chaos theory"
Life finds a way
Nice how a 4 years old comment gets a 3 month old response a 1 week old response and a 2 days old resposne and now mine
True. Now I wonder if someone will make the Lego version?
I love it when the helicopter drops the beat drops .. fucking genius
+tvurk I loved that too ! Alsways cracking up on that one :D Awesome
yeah this made me laugh so hard I showed my brother and we watched it like 15 times
jajajaja
jajajaja
I am on my 30th; I have to wear diapers while watching this.
I don't think even Dr. Ian Malcolm could have predicted this. That's chaos theory.
Andrew Spielberg same
ian Malcolm and now I'm sitting here by myself and um, TALKING to myself; see, nobody could've predicted that
Andrew Spielberg I was about freaking but that there like chaos theory
“Now that’s chaos theory.”
Now tha... That's chaos theory.
THE HELICOPTER DROPS WHEN THE BEAT DROPS HAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHRAWRAHHA
Jurassic Park124 Dino...droppings, droppings?
Sick beat as well!
If u are rly Houndoom, then I have one of you in my party in Ultra Sun...uh...So I kind of crammed your brother into a Ultra Ball and made him my slave. ._.
LMFAOOOOOOO
this is what RUclips was made for
Videos like these are what make me love the Internet.
It's videos like this that keep me going on living from day to day.
How could I possibly kill myself when videos like this could be lurking around the corner?
Thank you so much for this amazing video.
dang... well good luck in life, but this song is totally legit, lol
picklesnorf101 You'll have to get used to Dr.Malcolm
Dude this is so true. Thanks I was just about to commit suicide.
picklesnorf101 ...yes, that is a tough call! Whether to snuff it or hope for another snappy, funny video someone uploaded! Hmm...better keep that razor handy, though, just in case!
Get therapy.
Spectacular editing, spared no expense!
I see what you did there.
Joetatoe Productions there was no spare no expense
Joetatoe Productions
LOOOL
FUCK I LAUGHT SO HARD AT THIS! AND ITS 2 A.M.
HAHA - this is killing me
I love how the beat mixes with the John Williams score in the background. I can’t get that trumpet sound out of my head now.
Everytime I watch that film and that little tumpet comes on I piss myself laughing! I need to see this in the biggest theatre in the world on a re-release - and laugh my head off so everyone can hear me - though who am I kidding, first among equals - I'm sure everyone else will be laughing as they know the joke that is this brilliant RUclips masterpiece anyway!
A true scholar I see
That helicopter dropping like a lowrider at 2:17 fucking got me.
This video is soooo goood!
@Michael Moss it is beyond epic
You think they'll have that on the tour?
+IceDragon2015 i just WHEEZED laughing at your comment. THANK you.
+keltribel "Remind me to thank john for a lovely remix"
I really hate that man.
IceDragon LOLLLLL
This is the best comment yet 😂
I come back to this every few years, it makes my day.
Years? At lest every fucking week, twice.
If I was a dickhead hacker this would be showing up on peoples' computer screens... lol
Claytron830000000000 Ah ah ahhh, you didn't say the magic word. "Hahahrawrrahaha"
gnexus bacon you won my day sir
Claytron830000000000 Now I totally want you to hack me
"Heuheheheherr HeuHaHa... You didn't say the... uh... Magic word."
Claytron830000000000 why stop at "lol", brotherin? Our duty is to post a link to this video all across the internet! Soon the world will know of our ways. We shall chant, "HAIL THE GOLDBLUM!" as we plague ever site, clickbait, and chatroom there ever was!
This is pretty much one of my all-time favorite videos.
That's awesome to hear! Thanks!
You'll never get used, to doctor malcolm
When the helicopter does that first drop ....OH SHIT !! HAhahahaha.
"I really hate that man..."
honestly, I was feeling pretty down today...and then this. oh my god. I had tears streaming down my face and have been watching it on repeat looool
Your thanks are duly noted.
Sir John Hammond Thanks Dad
You sure spared no expense with this guy.. thanks dad! 😬🔫💀👻
Hi 👋
JEFFFFFFFFF GOLDBLOOOOOOOOOM
@ian Malcolm Hi malcolm
This is mind control. I will now dig up dinosaurs.
Katie Zientek I'll come with, to help. Just to be nice and stuff.
Or try to, at least
Caleb Andrews hahahrawrrahaha
This is the most glorious creation I have witnessed on RUclips in a long time
When the helicopter jerks as the beat comes in...
The best part tbh
Like it's a lifted low rider with hydraulics
Ha ha 0:27 thank me later
Fucking brilliant
@@DefaultDerrick Ikr?! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
This is one of those ideas you get when you get high and you just go with it, well done
Watching this high.....is a life changing, religious experience.
I'm doing it right now)) it is sacred
:O
Nice edit comment stealer
Wow you're so cool
Once I got 20 seconds in I started smoking knowing it would be amazing still listening to it on loop
This is like finding the Holy Grail of RUclips creations.
This was a religious experience
hahahahah
My religion
Can confirm. Listened to this peaking on acid.
liquidmetal12 what happen bruh?
The average joe: “Are you a religious person?”
Me: *Shows them this video*
I've watched this 7 times and I laugh so fuckin hard everytime
Daniel McCutcheon
You'll never to get used to.... this fucking song
Daniel McCutcheon LOL me too mate
Spared no expense.
Daniel McCutcheon god dammit the part with the flare , and the the part with the licking the lips gets me every time man
"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcom"
"That's, that's chaos theory."
Play this at my funeral, thanks.
This is so goddamn brilliant. The song is good, but this video ... it takes it to a whole new level. This is why the Internet was created.
I can never get tired of that beat drop. It's too perfect.
5 of 5 Goldrums
10/10 goldblums*
20/20 Goldblums
@@lefyre1266 30/30 goldblums
Had to comeback to this legendary remix ❤
This the kind of video that make you log in to favorite
This video deserves way more views this is awesome stuff thank you for this. The Internet needs more of this
*10/10 GoldBlums this is my highest rating.*
You truly spared no expense while making this remix!
I LOVE that the beat drops when the helicopter dips!! I've never laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do I keep coming back to watch this every so often?
Whenever I feel like laughing like a maniac and not being able to breathe, I always come back here. My wife thinks I'm crazy, maybe I am.. hahahahaha cant stop
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely remix."
That is hilarious but I would have included the "that's one big pile of shit" line.
Someone urgently needs to show this to Jeff, ideally filming his reaction.
*sends to every family member and friends with no context* 😂😂
My God. Its things like this that make me incredibly happy the internet exists.
There people in the comments talking about how videos like this saved their lives. Goes to show how laughter can sometimes be the best medicine. I hope you all are still alive, well, and thriving.
I'll never watch this scene the same way again. 🙂
Classic movies + the internet, what could go wrong?
this is a work of art!
"no one could've predicted that Ian Malcolm would just... Lose his mind, right there."
This video is a gift to my sanity
You've gotta get used to Dr. Malcolm
EXCATLY
I like how John Hammond says you'll- but then gets cut off by him laughing 😅 it's so funny
Whenever I'm feeling bored or sad I watch this masterpiece! Thank you for making it
This video deserves 10,000,000 of views.
this is truly art.
Best video on the whole internet
this is fucking phenominal. you are a credit to humanity.
I couldn't stop laughing. Nice one.
This video makes him seem like some kind of techno-Eldritch deity with reality bending sonic powers
6 years later and this still gets me
no matter how many times I watch this, it always makes me laugh. Cooked as and brilliant.
Remind me to thank the internet for a lovely video
Can't get enough of helicopter/beat drop, hahahaha!
I really like Malcolm.
thank you for the wonderful video.
From Japan❤
This is PURE FRIKKING GENIUS 😊
2021 and still a banger
Just finding this in 2023
omg that heli drop!
I love it! The only thing that could possibly make this any better is if you put the scene where Dr. Grant jerks awake from the nightmare on the plane (Jurassic Park 3) at the end, like he’s waking up from some trippy nightmare about Malcom.
When you watch jurassic park on drugs
You will die if you watch this on drugs
likes on 69
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in 2021 for my annual recharge of needing this for refueling my spirit! Yeah!
T=rex probably is dancing to this right now. LOL.
Nothing has to make sense in pure music.
This has become a second language with my friends;"wrahahahaaaahawwrr"ing with different inflections. Gotten to the point where whoever walks into the room or the party compulsively asks "so, do you guys dig up dinosaurs?"
After viewing this I'll never look at this scene the same again. In a good way.
I hope Jeff has seen this at some point in his life.
apparently he probably has seen this one. there's some reddit stuff where he said they *tickle* him-
I can't watch the movie without laughing at this part now
So you two um, mm, dig up- dig up dinosaurs?
Ah ha har, ahhmhmh h- hahar, ha har
Har hahar
His Reddit AMA confirmed this is is favorite line of dialog. Congrats he had to have seen your video!
That beat dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs
Remind me to thank Ian for this lovely remix
This needs to be played on my wedding night
im waiting for the concert version
Remind me to thank John for a lovely Weekend.
I appreciate your visuals very much. Very imaginative. Gives homage to the Cult of Jeff Goldblum. Solid junglesque beats and John Williams included.
I always wondered what it looked and sounded like to be high...
M0rpheus high on Malcom
weed makes me giggle 😂
Nornally on youtube you get some dumb shmuck who says they loved something so much that they ended up crying... Well with this I was rolling on the floor like the girl and that guy getting attacked by those small Dinos in The Lost World - and I was crying tears! TEARS!!! - Of joy! Joy - and MADNESS!!!!!!
I'm re-reading the original novel right now, and about halfway through. Now anytime Malcom is mentioned I'm going to have this piece of art in the back of my mind.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant I can't stop watching this
I used to think the Spared no expense remix video was the best jurrasic park related video but this just may win lol
Why couldn’t I have found this while I was still doing drugs?
This was better than my DMT trip.
This is so amazing
One for the best finds on RUclips right here.
Absolutely spectacular video design. Spared no expense!
I give this video 9 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums.
Imagine if this was someone's ringtone and it went off in church
This is god-like, I'm playing this at my funeral
I can only imagine how many poor bastards had their bad trip when watching this being blazed as fuck.
showed this to my dog, he now runs a highly profitable laundromat
The bass at 1:00 is so fucking clean
You've heard of chaos theory? Its when a butterfly flaps its wings on the other side of the planet, and this sweet piece of heaven is made.
This is art!