[Pixar CARS] - "Adult" Jokes in the Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @copperhead6132
    @copperhead6132 2 года назад +24268

    For anyone who doesn't know, Rusteeze is hemorrhoid cream, which is why it gets put on the bumper (butt) to get rid of the rust (hemorrhoids). This is why lightning hates it so much and why it's all old cars in his tent.

    • @mint7002
      @mint7002 2 года назад +1136

      common sense+facts=this brilliant comment

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 2 года назад +913

      Holy crap did i not figure that out

    • @ranchocommodorereef
      @ranchocommodorereef 2 года назад +362

      Something new I learned

    • @gabrielv.4358
      @gabrielv.4358 2 года назад +517

      My life would have been a lie without your comment. I for real thought it was for cleaning bumbers, as McQueen barely does have any bumper...

    • @klttrll
      @klttrll 2 года назад +335

      WAIT MATER HAS HEMORRHOIDS?

  • @IcyBeastIsCool
    @IcyBeastIsCool 2 года назад +12006

    Fun Fact: When Mack starts to get tired and wants to head to the truck stop, the stop has a sign that mentions convertible waitresses, meaning the waitresses are topless

  • @SeyhawksNow
    @SeyhawksNow Год назад +6455

    Gotta appreciate the irony of Fillmore and Sarge's friendship. They're clearly a standin for a Vietnam veteran and a hippie, yet they're still two old guys having a drink at the local bar. Despite their obvious differences, they are still friends.

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 Год назад +339

      He’s a WWII vet, based off the comics

    • @ericksplushvideos
      @ericksplushvideos Год назад +81

      ⁠@@1stwonder788RIP George Carlin

    • @Professorzundapp
      @Professorzundapp Год назад +217

      well for the most part... sarge: WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF!!!! Fillmore: RESPECT THE CLASSICS MAN IT'S HENDRIX!!! sarge: OH, TAKE A CAR WASH HIPPIE Fillmore: try some of my organic fuel man... sarge: THAT FREAK JUICE?!

    • @tommyparker9728
      @tommyparker9728 Год назад +32

      I think that’s the whole point 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @IAmTheEagleHTM
      @IAmTheEagleHTM Год назад +42

      That's the beauty of friendship

  • @MarcusGronkowski
    @MarcusGronkowski Год назад +15026

    How are we forgetting the part where Lightning was like “he won 3 Piston Cups!” And Mater was like “he did WHAT in his cup?”

    • @Bee-1567
      @Bee-1567 Год назад +482

      I love that part 🤣

    • @Navpaper
      @Navpaper Год назад +546

      Mater thought mcqueen said “doc hudson peed in his cup”

    • @LadyJuse
      @LadyJuse Год назад +265

      "Forgetting"? That's probably the joke EVERYONE knows! Let the headlights joke get some attention, FOR ONCE

    • @yugiohgames104
      @yugiohgames104 Год назад +93

      He also forgot when Mater said he would give his 2 lug nuts for Bessie

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker Год назад +51

      Thank you for telling me about that, in other dubbing versions a lot of jokes like this are changed because they wouldnt make sense, but we sometimes have jokes that dont appear in the original version so whatever ig

  • @ElizabetaHedervaryHungary12
    @ElizabetaHedervaryHungary12 7 лет назад +9573

    *Mia and Tia flashes Lightning*
    "Oh how I love being me"

    • @nickm.777
      @nickm.777 6 лет назад +937

      It took me 8 years to understand the human analogy they were going for.

    • @dinner8204
      @dinner8204 6 лет назад +88

      69 likes lmao

    • @karencash39
      @karencash39 6 лет назад +482

      The girls are "flashing" mcqueen 🤣

    • @friednapkins
      @friednapkins 5 лет назад +21

      🤣😝

    • @tylerknutson1213
      @tylerknutson1213 5 лет назад +62

      FBI OPEN UP

  • @7Roxer
    @7Roxer 2 года назад +9014

    Wow, in that first clip they quite literally "flashed" him. Clever Pixar

    • @mrduckyg8910
      @mrduckyg8910 2 года назад +679

      And the green car on the left takes a photo of the bumper 😂😂

    • @Texasmule
      @Texasmule 2 года назад +157

      Just look at Pixars logo and the lamp jumping on the I...it's all part of thier plan

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 2 года назад +216

      Dang it took a few years to understand that, my childhood is ruined 💀

    • @MasterMCGS
      @MasterMCGS 2 года назад +43

      @@mrduckyg8910 the one on the right too

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 2 года назад +19

      @@mrduckyg8910 💀

  • @redshamrock5670
    @redshamrock5670 7 лет назад +3899

    "You get a good peek city boy?" XD

  • @scrumbus8046
    @scrumbus8046 7 лет назад +6412

    The lit joke and the 60's joke made me choke on my water

    • @luvdunce
      @luvdunce 7 лет назад +144

      MehJamu so you were drinking and choking on water on both scenes for ten seconds?

    • @victhebric66
      @victhebric66 7 лет назад +80

      MehJamu that wasn't the joke. it was "yeah so is my brother but he still needs headlights"

    • @thomasmendoza7041
      @thomasmendoza7041 6 лет назад +8

      R/Tnandez_96 what does it mean

    • @joaquinhernandez6940
      @joaquinhernandez6940 6 лет назад +60

      MehJamu Of course at Woodstock, there was tons of weed (or dope) as they called it.

    • @Cameron0001
      @Cameron0001 2 года назад +1

      Ok

  • @WaterVolt1917
    @WaterVolt1917 2 года назад +9143

    "Well so is my brother but he still needs headlights!" Ok, that one genuinely got a laugh out of me.

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 2 года назад +159

      i don't get it

    • @ElliYeetYT
      @ElliYeetYT 2 года назад +1475

      @@Lou-yf1jo
      That car on the left is basically saying that his brother is also lit, “Lit” means two different things. 1st: Lightning McQueen said the definition of “Lit” for a lighted up area (In This Case: The Race Tracks). 2nd: The Car on the left hints that his brother is also “Lit”, but the definition of “Lit” to him means Being high on Drugs.
      So in short, the car on the left is saying that his brother is “lit” which means “High On Drugs.”
      “Well so’s My Brother, But he still needs headlights.”
      So now do you get it?

    • @Edognightcrest
      @Edognightcrest 2 года назад +628

      @@ElliYeetYT Well, actually "lit" in the context of being high wasn't used until recently. It used to be slang for being drunk rather than high, if we want to split hairs

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 2 года назад +39

      @@ElliYeetYT there's only one definition to it though. if you're high on drugs you could just say drugged instead.

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 2 года назад +107

      @@Lou-yf1jo Slang words aren't often given proper definitions. It wouldn't be an "adult joke" if it didn't have some sort of adverse meaning to it.

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 2 года назад +3184

    Here's one I missed until I watched it with subtitles: when Lightning shows up in court, Sarge calls him a "commie" while Filmore calls him a "fascist".

    • @royalreigel1698
      @royalreigel1698 2 года назад +249

      Well McQueen is red...

    • @ZennonTheOne
      @ZennonTheOne 2 года назад +228

      @SuperMarioWilliam he's red, Red is the color of the communist party of the Soviet Union AND Chinese Communist Party, as well as Vietnam and North Korea, which are known as communist or socialist states.

    • @Grace_Creation
      @Grace_Creation Год назад +113

      I found out today while watching this movie with subtitles for the first time that Filmore called Lightning a fascist and it blew my mind.

    • @dogecheems362
      @dogecheems362 Год назад +5

      @SMW5465 what does that mean can u elaborate please hahaha thanks

    • @dogecheems362
      @dogecheems362 Год назад +2

      @SMW5465 oh alright, quite literal, I thought there's a hidden meaning behind it. Thanks bud!

  • @dashiedahomie8437
    @dashiedahomie8437 8 лет назад +8106

    u forgot when lightning said doc had three piston cups and matter yelled HE DID WAT in his cups

    • @pabloolsiewich7268
      @pabloolsiewich7268 7 лет назад +66

      Dashie Dahomie fap

    • @JP-sae
      @JP-sae 2 года назад +213

      That's not adult humour, that's kid humour. Not discreet at all

    • @nova3129
      @nova3129 2 года назад +19

      i dont get the joke can one explain pllease?

    • @JP-sae
      @JP-sae 2 года назад +126

      @@nova3129 piston cup/pissed in cup

    • @nova3129
      @nova3129 2 года назад +26

      @@JP-sae thanks you you deserve a gold star friend

  • @blulynx2619
    @blulynx2619 7 лет назад +14170

    Mia and Tia are both Mazda Miatas. Mia + Tia ~= Miata.
    Well played, Pixar.

  • @paladin8052
    @paladin8052 2 года назад +2252

    "She just likes me for my body" wish I had that level of Charisma

    • @fanofyoshi2238
      @fanofyoshi2238 2 года назад +1

      @E . A No.

    • @fanofyoshi2238
      @fanofyoshi2238 2 года назад +4

      @E . A Nothing. I may have misunderstood what you said.

    • @Gg-tc7bl
      @Gg-tc7bl 2 года назад +4

      @Evelynn Rodriguez r
      Are u 7

    • @brandonochs1902
      @brandonochs1902 Год назад +36

      Mater has w rizz

    • @cats9994
      @cats9994 Год назад +50

      Car-rizz-ma. I'll see myself out

  • @jasminejohnston6393
    @jasminejohnston6393 2 года назад +6205

    1:01 “The 60’s weren’t good to you, were they” Woodstock reference😂

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 2 года назад +5053

    I just noticed that two of the cameracars behind Tia actually focused on her uh...bumper for a bit after being pushed aside.

    • @elisanderson5755
      @elisanderson5755 2 года назад +645

      YEAH BRO WTF HE TOOK A PICTURE 😂

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 2 года назад +404

      And he had a weird look on his face

    • @Chree1s
      @Chree1s 2 года назад +127

      I never noticed

    • @gig9499
      @gig9499 2 года назад +274

      Noice, now I'll never be able to see this scene as anything normal

    • @martian_2876
      @martian_2876 2 года назад +73

      So how are they gonna get off to it

  • @beatboxbuggi6884
    @beatboxbuggi6884 2 года назад +4951

    This movie NEVER gets old. It was my favorite as a little boy, and even now I still get a great laugh out of it

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 года назад +6576

    That Sally bumper sticker scene makes me uncomfortable as an adult that Sally has a tramp stamp but as a kid it was probably a wholesome humanizing cute moment.

    • @Texasmule
      @Texasmule 2 года назад +3

      It's *VERY* common on tramps and girls that sleep around

    • @greycatturtle7132
      @greycatturtle7132 2 года назад +45

      Ye

    • @W32-W63
      @W32-W63 2 года назад +44

      Same here…..

    • @averageyoutubeuser44
      @averageyoutubeuser44 2 года назад +37

      I don't get it

    • @tanktalesans
      @tanktalesans 2 года назад +594

      @@averageyoutubeuser44 it's very similar to a succubus groin tattoo

  • @mastergamer7120
    @mastergamer7120 2 года назад +3004

    This gives me an overwhelming amount of nostalgia

    • @Twinklenighterstarshine
      @Twinklenighterstarshine 2 года назад +10

      me too, i love Cars.

    • @onemariobro
      @onemariobro Год назад +8

      Agreed, this and mater and the ghost light along with the videogame made me wish I could visit Radiator Springs in real life (and I can and have been to!!)

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Год назад +3

      Ahhhh.😌

    • @oranmccann2476
      @oranmccann2476 Год назад +2

      ​@@liamphibiaEither this or Ratatouille was the first Pixar film I saw in the cinema

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 Год назад +1

      Not only did I watch this movie a lot as kid, I was basically addicted to the Cars video game for the PS2. They used a lot of audio straight from the movie, so whenever I watch these scenes I don't even know which I get more nostalgic for

  • @natejim2002
    @natejim2002 26 дней назад +181

    it took me 19 years to notice lighting winked 0:15

  • @JCTBomb
    @JCTBomb Год назад +574

    2:06 “get a good peek city boy!?”
    Has me dying 😂😂😂

    • @haydenchapman4112
      @haydenchapman4112 11 месяцев назад +73

      Bro, you know Sheriff was getting a prostate exam🤣🤣

    • @untitledcollecter273
      @untitledcollecter273 10 месяцев назад +19

      Colonoscopy

    • @Devi1_Z
      @Devi1_Z 9 месяцев назад +8

      The way he said it cracked me up.

    • @MochasDragons
      @MochasDragons 8 месяцев назад +11

      Nahhhhh it’s “City boi”

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 8 месяцев назад +20

      "Hope you enjoyed the show!"

  • @jusash2391
    @jusash2391 7 лет назад +1031

    *girls flash him*
    "I love being me"

    • @Snowfang00
      @Snowfang00 2 года назад +33

      He is looking at two girls’… um… headlights 😂
      What concerns me though is they have 95 on them…

    • @tupenny1331
      @tupenny1331 2 года назад +30

      @@Snowfang00 they’re his fans they painted it on them

    • @reaperwolf-5421
      @reaperwolf-5421 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@Snowfang00andco it's the same as wearing sports merch then flashing. Also yeah i agree it makes sense for him to say that in that situation

  • @SurgingSpecs
    @SurgingSpecs 8 лет назад +2282

    The lit joke is by far my fav

  • @KDawg92801
    @KDawg92801 7 лет назад +12652

    car tits

    • @user-me7zs9sn6e
      @user-me7zs9sn6e 7 лет назад +764

      Kennedy Wilson did you also knotice the green car in the left taking a pic of Tia's bumper

    • @luvdunce
      @luvdunce 7 лет назад +88

      lol, yes 😂😂😂😂

    • @sharkracingfanpage8364
      @sharkracingfanpage8364 7 лет назад +70

      Osama bin laden
      i did just now looking at that

    • @Looneluxxe
      @Looneluxxe 7 лет назад +103

      Osama bin laden, oh shit I can't look at the movie the same way now.

    • @tootnoots
      @tootnoots 7 лет назад +244

      1:47 BOOTY ALERT

  • @TheHAMR1111
    @TheHAMR1111 7 лет назад +696

    0:02 green car on left took a pic of tias rear end

    • @irmasiddiqi420
      @irmasiddiqi420 5 лет назад +27

      Austin H oh gawd

    • @owenc1to
      @owenc1to 5 лет назад +8

      XDDDD

    • @PigIlFigo32
      @PigIlFigo32 5 лет назад +36

      Oh fucc

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 5 лет назад +93

      This movie had so many adult jokes and i never noticed till now

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 5 лет назад +31

      Oh shiit, they really hid that one

  • @acelafan-mn4ub
    @acelafan-mn4ub Год назад +918

    Not sure if anyone's already pointed this out, but Flo's reaction at 1:24 when Ramone shows Mini and Van his "pinstripes" makes it all the more funny

    • @Professorzundapp
      @Professorzundapp Год назад +49

      VON DUTCH STYLE UH? minny: honey look von Duch

    • @the_yellow_shirted_kid_16
      @the_yellow_shirted_kid_16 Год назад +66

      She's his wife, don't forget

    • @dant4774
      @dant4774 7 месяцев назад +8

      Take a look on Sally's reaction hahahahahh

    • @BHG5408
      @BHG5408 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@user-tg7wc9ym8q why did I think he said "bondage style" before I saw your comment 😮

    • @blackhurricane172
      @blackhurricane172 Месяц назад +1

      Can I please have an explanation?

  • @nerfgamer-dh6tl
    @nerfgamer-dh6tl 7 лет назад +4031

    OMG BEACUSE THE TRACK IS ALWAYS LIT 👌😂

    • @legendarymuramasa2247
      @legendarymuramasa2247 7 лет назад +85

      nerfgamer2077 I don't get that joke? Help me?

    • @luvdunce
      @luvdunce 7 лет назад +32

      pricktroooollll thanks but I don't get the fiancai and the bumper ointment part

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 7 лет назад +95

      *Redacted*

    • @luvdunce
      @luvdunce 7 лет назад +12

      Frisk X Asriel lol thanks 😂 I'm here because it's a CHILDREN show!

    • @calebsvlogs346
      @calebsvlogs346 7 лет назад

      nerfgamer2077 I dont get it

  • @Ben_Bourrie
    @Ben_Bourrie 7 лет назад +521

    Did anyone notice Sheriff shaking his rear bumper at Lightning? Lol, good colonoscopy joke movie

  • @owen9057
    @owen9057 7 лет назад +819

    0:04 didn't know cars were capable of being perverts

    • @fordgt5383
      @fordgt5383 5 лет назад +128

      *LIGHTNING McDICK*

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 5 лет назад +90

      @@fordgt5383 look at the green car in the back

    • @Speed_311
      @Speed_311 5 лет назад +24

      @@fordgt5383 r/r/cursedcomments

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 года назад +25

      They are human centric what did you expect

    • @alpha_iris4385
      @alpha_iris4385 2 года назад +11

      @@mz7289 ohhhh shit-

  • @uretalz
    @uretalz 2 года назад +261

    he got flashed, And he literally said “I love my life.”

  • @jeremymellon6
    @jeremymellon6 2 года назад +627

    Sally's pinstripe tattoo is very funny to me. People often call a pinstripe tattoo on the lower back a "tramp stamp"

  • @opticbyrce4923
    @opticbyrce4923 7 лет назад +2209

    You forgot the best one...
    Lightning: He won 3 piston cups
    Mater: *spits drink* he did what in his cup?!

    • @TrainsandAdventuresTV
      @TrainsandAdventuresTV 5 лет назад +91

      PISSED IN CUPS XDDDDDDDDD

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 года назад +29

      I loved that joke when I finally got it 😂

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 года назад +31

      Everybody in the theater burst out laughing at that line, including the parents and the kids who understood it lol

    • @lucidluhx6088
      @lucidluhx6088 2 года назад +5

      @@TrainsandAdventuresTV bro were u like 9 years old when you made this comment

    • @TrainsandAdventuresTV
      @TrainsandAdventuresTV 2 года назад +8

      @@lucidluhx6088 I was probably 12 when I posted that and holy moly I’m cringing as much as you looking back at it

  • @Hugz4All16
    @Hugz4All16 2 года назад +334

    The first adult joke I noticed when I rewatched it as an adult is when Mater says,
    ”She just likes me for my body.” That is pretty direct.

    • @kugelblitz-zx9un
      @kugelblitz-zx9un 2 года назад +4

      @Evelynn Rodriguez tht sally likes mater for his awesome and cool body?

    • @acnyc
      @acnyc Год назад +18

      I actually figured out that joke when I was little lol

    • @haydenchapman4112
      @haydenchapman4112 11 месяцев назад +9

      As a kid, I knew there is something sexual about what mater said

    • @thebreezybigt
      @thebreezybigt 5 месяцев назад +4

      Flew over my head as a kid.

  • @Jaidyn228
    @Jaidyn228 Год назад +542

    CARS is two things.
    My ultimate childhood, and a butt joke utopia

    • @elisabeth5995
      @elisabeth5995 Год назад +28

      It’s amazing how in all-ages movies where the characters are anthropomorphic, they can slip a ton of adult jokes in.

    • @tolstartheking
      @tolstartheking Год назад +13

      @@elisabeth5995The one with Mator is so blatant though, they didn’t even try to hide it. 💀

    • @elisabeth5995
      @elisabeth5995 Год назад +4

      @@tolstartheking Which one

    • @tolstartheking
      @tolstartheking Год назад +5

      @@elisabeth5995 “She only likes me for my body”

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 2 года назад +391

    If the cars were human then this movie would've been rated R...

  • @ILOVEFRIES-q2y
    @ILOVEFRIES-q2y 2 года назад +1547

    my sisters both used to love this movie, and none of us never realized how many adult jokes there actually are in this movie holy shit. makes me wonder how this movie didn’t get a pg-13 rating at the least.

    • @espumosoYT
      @espumosoYT 2 года назад +214

      It's supposes to be a kids movie, the animation, title, and general sense of the movie make it a kid's movie, but, just like a lot of Pixar movies, they liked to include some humour for the adults who say the movie with their children had fun as well

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ 2 года назад +120

      Go back and watch a lot of the older Disney and Pixar animated films you grew up with. They’re filled with this kind of stuff to keep the parents from having to sit through 90 minutes of kid movies without even having a chuckle.

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry 2 года назад +79

      Kids won’t understand the jokes so a PG-13 rating would be idiotic

    • @coltbogan
      @coltbogan 2 года назад +60

      You answered your own question. You didn’t even realize the jokes were made till you were older

    • @kevinpeters6709
      @kevinpeters6709 2 года назад +5

      @@John-xr9ry a government agency NOT doing something pointless and idiot?!? It’s a miracle

  • @kfc28371ify
    @kfc28371ify 7 лет назад +351

    "Can rust your bolts, and freeze your..." I swear, I just got that! XD

    • @serg.i0
      @serg.i0 7 лет назад +8

      kfc28371ify I don't get it explain

    • @echo8933
      @echo8933 7 лет назад +2

      what

    • @crazymariofan03
      @crazymariofan03 7 лет назад +85

      Serg.i0 _ "Can rust your bolts, and freeze your nuts"

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 7 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @jaxsterminator8634
      @jaxsterminator8634 6 лет назад +2

      Oh, that's what he was gonna say!

  • @BoxBoyLewis
    @BoxBoyLewis Год назад +1244

    0:01 Flashing
    0:19 Butt Joke
    0:26 Talking about Balls
    0:42 Weed/Drunk joke
    0:56 Weed joke
    1:07 "Likes me for my body" pretty self explained
    1:19 mooning
    1:30 Butt slapping (kinda sexual harassment ngl)
    1:42 "Nice Butte"
    1:47 Tattoo on lower body
    2:03 walking in on a guy getting his butt checked on (maybe like a doctor appointment or tattoo shop)

    • @EnsignChummi
      @EnsignChummi Год назад +165

      doctor's appointment since doc's job is being a doctor

    • @NoneYuh-kg1qz
      @NoneYuh-kg1qz Год назад

      Fool, its not mooning, its his nuts

    • @indodinoyoutube
      @indodinoyoutube Год назад +143

      @@EnsignChummiThe fact that it took me 17 YEARS to realize that's why they call him "Doc"

    • @freetousebyjtc
      @freetousebyjtc Год назад +23

      @@indodinoyoutube same it also just took me 16 years lol

    • @brainlessappendix4369
      @brainlessappendix4369 Год назад +20

      Huh, sure is a lot of butt jokes

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Год назад +482

    0:04 Now I know why my dad laughed so hard at this scene when I was a kid

    • @elisabeth5995
      @elisabeth5995 Год назад +97

      It’s amazing how in all-ages movies where the characters are anthropomorphic, they can slip a ton of adult jokes in.

    • @lamxdblessed3383
      @lamxdblessed3383 Год назад +9

      ​@@elisabeth5995they are not anthrophomorphic in cars lol

    • @hellod9013
      @hellod9013 Год назад +37

      @@lamxdblessed3383 Anthrophomorphic just means that they have human features, which the cars indeed do, so they are

    • @lamxdblessed3383
      @lamxdblessed3383 Год назад +5

      @@hellod9013yup, you're right

    • @Professorzundapp
      @Professorzundapp Год назад +1

      @@lamxdblessed3383 they are and so are planes

  • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
    @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 7 месяцев назад +23

    "They said they were 18!"
    "WHO THE FUCK IS 18 IN THE SEVENTH GRADE? SEE YOU IN COURT."

    • @ballinn0430
      @ballinn0430 Месяц назад

      Maybe a 18 year old is working with seventh graders.

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 2 года назад +895

    A moment of silence for my favorite comedian, George Carlin. He voiced the green Volkswagen. Mind blown

    • @shadxw_hunter
      @shadxw_hunter 2 года назад +40

      the 60s dude!
      no way

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +86

      And he was the American narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine at one point.

    • @windykingdom6153
      @windykingdom6153 2 года назад +11

      @@MovieFan1912 Danggg

    • @moonshroom03
      @moonshroom03 2 года назад +23

      Holy crap that was him?

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +14

      @@moonshroom03 Yes.

  • @GrandeBeesly
    @GrandeBeesly 7 лет назад +891

    "Well ya know, race cars don't need headlights because the track is always _lit_
    "Well so is my brother and he still needs headlights!"
    *10 FUCKING YEARS IT TOOK ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE*

    • @gold4963
      @gold4963 7 лет назад +85

      I... still kinda don't get it...

    • @SuperStreetWarrior
      @SuperStreetWarrior 7 лет назад +138

      It means his brother is still drunk.

    • @GrandeBeesly
      @GrandeBeesly 7 лет назад +177

      It means he's always stoned lol

    • @tammybong5213
      @tammybong5213 7 лет назад +84

      when someone os lit, it means they're high as fuck

    • @sevon4457
      @sevon4457 7 лет назад +25

      Oh god, it's all clear to me now

  • @TheRealFocalors
    @TheRealFocalors 2 года назад +365

    I lost it when the crowd went wild after the Miata twins flashed McQueen.

    • @editingman95
      @editingman95 Год назад +16

      Can you ask me this question
      How do cars dance on poles ? In Cars universe

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 Год назад +17

      @@editingman95 i have no freaking idea

    • @editingman95
      @editingman95 Год назад +6

      @@skunkman9815 do you know what I meant

    • @Notakrinenispy
      @Notakrinenispy Год назад +18

      @@editingman95 wheelies

    • @editingman95
      @editingman95 Год назад +4

      @@Notakrinenispy do you know what's Vanilla Unicorn

  • @exacthobosoup1231
    @exacthobosoup1231 7 лет назад +126

    "The sixties weren't good to you were they?" lol

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 2 года назад +689

    "Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always lit."
    "So's my brother, but he still needs headlights!"
    That joke went RIGHT over my head as a kid

    • @Aarondacollector
      @Aarondacollector 2 года назад +18

      I don't get it

    • @danamarvelstar
      @danamarvelstar 2 года назад +87

      @@Aarondacollector lit means drunk 😂

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 года назад +37

      @@danamarvelstar Drunk, or high

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker Год назад +24

      All adult jokes flew totally over my head when i was a kid
      I realised it the most when i decided to rewatch shrek a few months ago. Holy shit theres a lot of sexual jokes there, like "farquaad's small ... you know what" and farquaad in bed scene watching fiona and getting a little too excited... yeah there was a lot of it

    • @DeeJaKinnZ420
      @DeeJaKinnZ420 Год назад +1

      Same

  • @RYMAN1321
    @RYMAN1321 7 месяцев назад +10

    This is so much funnier coming back to watch this as an adult to see all the jokes you didn’t get as a kid.

  • @dr.pistolproductions7464
    @dr.pistolproductions7464 7 лет назад +169

    This is why I love this movie.

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 7 лет назад +10

      Moonlight Comics seriously? me too xD

    • @SmokeyOlBoy
      @SmokeyOlBoy 5 лет назад +10

      Reasons why I loved the movie
      5. Animation
      4. Graphics
      3. Storyline
      2. Piston Cup Racers.
      1. Adult Humor

  • @Ladyzworthy
    @Ladyzworthy 2 года назад +132

    2:16 Lighting Mcqueen: I've been trying get out of here for three days!!
    Sheriff: I Hope you enjoyed the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 года назад +556

    I must have been a dumb kid when I watched this years ago, because all of these jokes went over my head.

    • @dinodisneylover1
      @dinodisneylover1 2 года назад +42

      Good thing too.

    • @windykingdom6153
      @windykingdom6153 2 года назад +59

      Honestly it’s a good thing, glad I didn’t know it at the time either

    • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
      @user-hb4zz4gh5e 2 года назад +89

      No, that just means you were a normal kid. A child shouldn’t understand these jokes

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 2 года назад +33

      Nah, don't feel bad. We weren't supposed to know at that time; these jokes were for the parents. It does give Pixar movies a lot of rewatch value because I caught a lot of adult humor in their movies when I watched them again as a teen/young adult.

    • @man58652
      @man58652 2 года назад +1

      When i watched it again as adult i almost don‘t saw any jokes

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 года назад +214

    The fine print in the commercial says “actual results may take up to 36 weeks” which is fantastically honest sounding.

  • @tolstartheking
    @tolstartheking Год назад +59

    “She just likes me for my body” they didn’t even TRY to hide it. 💀

  • @TheIndogamer
    @TheIndogamer 8 лет назад +532

    0:46 *LIT AF*

    • @rishipatil2276
      @rishipatil2276 7 лет назад +28

      y

    • @E3T7
      @E3T7 5 лет назад +2

      Raihan Purboyo You mossed the joke lul

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 5 лет назад +4

      Raihan Purboyo So is my brother but he still needs headlights

  • @deni6405
    @deni6405 7 лет назад +106

    "the track is always...lit..."
    -Lightning McDank 2k6

    • @timmyrandomvideos4375
      @timmyrandomvideos4375 2 года назад

      tf

    • @deni6405
      @deni6405 2 года назад

      @@timmyrandomvideos4375 bro it was 4 years ago get over it

    • @timmyrandomvideos4375
      @timmyrandomvideos4375 2 года назад +2

      @@deni6405 no you

    • @deni6405
      @deni6405 2 года назад

      @@timmyrandomvideos4375 understandable, have a good day

    • @pgj1997
      @pgj1997 2 года назад

      Yeah, well, so's my brother, but he still needs headlights!

  • @dillonfrancis3012
    @dillonfrancis3012 2 года назад +281

    I just literally noticed that rusteze commercial for lighting is a butt joke😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elijahpeterson8561
      @elijahpeterson8561 2 года назад +82

      Bro is really sponsored by a hemroid ointment company 😭

    • @Snowfang00
      @Snowfang00 2 года назад +32

      @@elijahpeterson8561 it could be worse. There’s also brands in this universe such as Leak Less, Re-Volting, Shifty Drug and just Yum 😂

    • @Carslikesninjago
      @Carslikesninjago Год назад

      @@Snowfang00 tow cap is a condom company 💀💀

  • @reclusnary4725
    @reclusnary4725 2 года назад +112

    I literally need to rewatch this entire film again.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Год назад +46

    In Cars 3, when Cruz objects to Lightning driving on a beach, Lightning responds, "Well, life's a beach, and then you drive!"

  • @infinite2428
    @infinite2428 7 лет назад +154

    Meanwhile in Cars 3...
    *_Lifes a beach, and then you drive_*

  • @yungavalor3192
    @yungavalor3192 7 лет назад +376

    0:05 When you realize that Mia and Tia were probably stripping in front of lightning McQueen then the crowd goes nuts....wwwooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

    • @madduck6968
      @madduck6968 6 лет назад +19

      Alex Barnes I didn’t realize that until know that til now

    • @friednapkins
      @friednapkins 5 лет назад +1

      @@madduck6968 yeah

    • @PaulieWalnuts1776
      @PaulieWalnuts1776 5 лет назад +29

      They “flashed” him

    • @shaggystoner5235
      @shaggystoner5235 5 лет назад +20

      And the green car on the left snapped a picture of their bumpers

    • @coffeeshampoo87
      @coffeeshampoo87 2 года назад +6

      Even the way their wheels pointed outwards, assuming the front wheels are their hands and arms it makes sense XD

  • @L30GH05TDUD3
    @L30GH05TDUD3 2 года назад +185

    Im surprised how this movie still got a G rating despite of all these nearly blatant jokes lmao 🤣

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 2 года назад +27

      Probably because they’re cars lol

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 года назад +32

      Because they all went right over the kids' heads. I was 17 when I first saw this movie, and most of them *still* went over my head.

    • @L30GH05TDUD3
      @L30GH05TDUD3 Год назад +4

      @@mr.x2567that could explain plenty of things and I gotta love Pixar for making a very clever loophole for many of these jokes 😂 👌

    • @Professorzundapp
      @Professorzundapp Год назад +2

      that ferrari pfp though...

  • @Fireyninjadog
    @Fireyninjadog 2 года назад +101

    Watching this movie as a kid: 😁
    Watching this movie after realizing there's adult jokes I never noticed: 😲

  • @johnnywaffles2482
    @johnnywaffles2482 2 года назад +76

    Him calling his cousin an alcoholic was hilarious

    • @prestonsworld6942
      @prestonsworld6942 2 года назад +18

      It Means He's High Not An Alcoholic..

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 Год назад +9

      ​​@@prestonsworld6942Someone said the slang "lit" meaning high only came around recently, and that it also meant drunk

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 7 лет назад +54

    Funnily enough, the joke at 1:23 actually has some real-life basis to it. Von Dutch was the nickname of classic pinstriper, mechanic, and gunsmith Kenny Howard, who is considered to be one of the pioneers of the so-called "Kustom Culture movement" that became popular among west-coast hotrodders in the 60s.

    • @ryadmane
      @ryadmane 7 лет назад +1

      Nice to know that they put alot of attention to detail

    • @motorsandcoasters
      @motorsandcoasters 2 года назад

      He’s pulling his c**k out!

  • @cadenschmidt2752
    @cadenschmidt2752 7 лет назад +118

    "The 60s weren't good to you, were they?" THATS SO FUNNY OMG

  • @fronkus123
    @fronkus123 8 лет назад +637

    He did what in his cup?

    • @trainmaniacstudios8216
      @trainmaniacstudios8216 8 лет назад +14

      The first time i watched the movie i was 7. i rewatched it a few years back when i was 14 and quite seriously died from laughter at that moment XD

    • @fronkus123
      @fronkus123 8 лет назад +2

      yeah I watched it when it came out in 2006 and rewatched later when I was about 6. I didnt get the joke until now XD

    • @CMPunkFan-hu7wj
      @CMPunkFan-hu7wj 8 лет назад +1

      ChiliO's Gaming peed

    • @trainmaniacstudios8216
      @trainmaniacstudios8216 8 лет назад +4

      I cant work out if you just didnt get the joke or you're being serious...

    • @fronkus123
      @fronkus123 7 лет назад

      Train Maniac no I understood it when I was about 5

  • @alco-bluebird
    @alco-bluebird 2 года назад +44

    When a kid's movie has more adult jokes then some adult movies you watched:

  • @asaknight321
    @asaknight321 2 года назад +280

    2:04 this is making me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @lightwolfgamer6430
    @lightwolfgamer6430 7 лет назад +119

    2:21 GOAL

  • @ashlynwolff
    @ashlynwolff 7 лет назад +53

    "Brother needs headlights", "She just likes me for my body" and "Pissed-in Cups" make me lol

  • @leafys5328
    @leafys5328 2 года назад +39

    This adult joke I noticed that I found out just now when lightning McQueen said to Sally "now you just keep standing there while I keep looking at you." That made me blushed

  • @drelezar7745
    @drelezar7745 2 года назад +60

    1:24 To be fair if a stranger flashed me I’d react the exact same way

  • @jponzy8157
    @jponzy8157 7 лет назад +325

    At 0:02 that one green car is such a creep XD

  • @Azyreux
    @Azyreux 2 года назад +185

    The Tramp Stamp reference at 1:47 got me dying.

    • @luhtahstandly6856
      @luhtahstandly6856 2 года назад +4

      Tramp stamp?

    • @Diffrxty
      @Diffrxty 2 года назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @Azyreux
      @Azyreux 2 года назад +55

      @@luhtahstandly6856 It is essentially a butt tattoo that mainly women get.

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 Год назад +9

      ​@@AzyreuxNobody gets a tramp stamp for the heck of it. They want you to notice.

  • @SteamSuperHEater
    @SteamSuperHEater 2 года назад +344

    another one: in planes 2 there's a scene that takes place in a bar called "Honkers", most likely a reference to Hooters
    the sign for it even depicts a car with huge headlights

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 2 года назад

      Are headlights the equivalent of titties in the Cars universe?

    • @kumarsnehal1008
      @kumarsnehal1008 2 года назад +61

      it also says convertible cars, which means the waitressess are topless

    • @spydr1919
      @spydr1919 2 года назад +15

      @@kumarsnehal1008 it also shows convertible waitresses in the scene in cars 1 when Mack is supposed to be transporting lighting in the beginning

    • @aaroniousairlines9949
      @aaroniousairlines9949 2 года назад +3

      Quite true. Planes has some adult joke in it too.. I've been looking for a similar video but of adult jokes in Planes.

    • @黒キツネ-九零二一零
      @黒キツネ-九零二一零 2 года назад +4

      didnt gta 4 have a strip club with the same name?

  • @beethechamp6277
    @beethechamp6277 Год назад +35

    "Actual results may take 36 weeks" this is gold

  • @YounglingSlayerO66
    @YounglingSlayerO66 Год назад +33

    “Gettin a peek city boy” 💀

  • @KENSHIROez3260
    @KENSHIROez3260 2 года назад +70

    I love knowing what is considered to be a media aimed for children filled with adult innuendo is a story about a sentient vehicles

  • @thebidynamos
    @thebidynamos 7 лет назад +82

    Mia and tia just flashed lightning I only realized that now

    • @hayato5815
      @hayato5815 5 лет назад +2

      TheBoltMaster bumper

    • @AnthonyLeachman
      @AnthonyLeachman 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@hayato5815😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @haydenchapman4112
    @haydenchapman4112 11 месяцев назад +13

    As an adult, I realize Doc was given Sheriff a prostate exam

  • @emmanuelm3938
    @emmanuelm3938 7 лет назад +92

    0:01 the photographer's behind the mia and tia are looking in that...........😂

    • @ElectrikStatik900
      @ElectrikStatik900 7 лет назад +14

      hi bye *SLAP DAT @$$*
      ok really I think that photographer at 0:02 was looking into Tia's butt...
      *HE PROBABLY PHOTOGRAPHED IT. THIS IS TERRIFYING*

    • @michaelfowler1265
      @michaelfowler1265 7 лет назад +9

      ElectrikStatik 900 those photographers are perverts

    • @Compaxius
      @Compaxius 5 лет назад +1

      (that green car gets a slap to AE86&RX7)

  • @matyaskassay4346
    @matyaskassay4346 5 лет назад +30

    0:23 "actual results may take up to 36 weeks" lmao

  • @The_Summarizer_.
    @The_Summarizer_. 6 месяцев назад +13

    Summary:-
    For those who didn't understand-
    0:01 The flashing is supposed to indicate the cars quite literally flashing their headlights(i.e. breasts) to McQueen.
    0:12 The cream is supposed to represent Butt Whitening Cream.
    0:26 Doesn't have a bumper, likely to be talking about balls.
    0:52 The Van was a drug addict in the '60s.
    1:04 Sally likes mater for his *ahem* body parts...
    1:19 He is showing his undercarriage, meaning that he is likely flashing his private parts to the couple.
    1:43 Pretty self-explanatory.
    1:46 Tattoo towards the lower part of the backside, indicating a butt tattoo.
    2:04 Doc Hudson is also a Doctor(I know, shocking right) who is looking at the under-carriage of the car, which again, represents private parts.

    • @banner1864
      @banner1864 4 месяца назад +3

      0:48 the rusteze cars brother does drugs

    • @Mysterious-Night
      @Mysterious-Night 15 дней назад

      He might not have been an addict, he may have just been a hippie exploring in life

  • @Texasmule
    @Texasmule 2 года назад +42

    Lmao the backtail tattoo is very VERY common with girls that "been around the block more than once"

    • @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034
      @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034 2 года назад +17

      Given Sally's backstory I very much assume it was when she was still in LA.

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 2 года назад +8

      So...like...That means Sally was...
      Oh God...

    • @dxrlingsofmine
      @dxrlingsofmine Год назад +2

      @@Osio1000_5 I don’t get it.

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 Год назад +2

      @@dxrlingsofmine You know what... that's probably for the best

    • @sadracklimon2999
      @sadracklimon2999 Год назад

      @@dxrlingsofmineslut

  • @CL_16Dan
    @CL_16Dan 7 лет назад +88

    0:05 that's a headlight joke right there :p

  • @angryvaultguy
    @angryvaultguy 11 месяцев назад +7

    That subtle "actual results may take 36 weeks" on that rusteze ad was funny

  • @edbo10
    @edbo10 Год назад +16

    i just noticed that when mia and tia shove the reporters aside they're checking out their rear bumpers lol

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 Год назад +3

      They even included creeps in the movie. 10/10 realism 👍

  • @The1ArtKing
    @The1ArtKing Год назад +33

    Cars is the Shrek of Pixar when you think about it.

  • @donovanohlrogge8874
    @donovanohlrogge8874 2 года назад +27

    “The 60s weren’t good to you were they?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ironhideschmidtindustries8441
    @ironhideschmidtindustries8441 Год назад +71

    Mia and Tia: I’m Mia! I’m Tia!
    McQueen: Please be 18 . . .

  • @pxnapplewxrdo2526
    @pxnapplewxrdo2526 5 лет назад +68

    "I hope you enjoyed the show" LMFAOOOO

  • @sammikashifsk5140
    @sammikashifsk5140 Год назад +54

    0:01 look at the green car on the left 😂

    • @Professorzundapp
      @Professorzundapp Год назад +10

      🤨🤨📸📸🚗

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 Год назад +3

      Bro did not 💀

    • @AstronomicalSFS
      @AstronomicalSFS Год назад +4

      And look at the brown one in the middle lol

    • @YourLocalEarthWubbox
      @YourLocalEarthWubbox Год назад +3

      He was taking a picture of the 🍑

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 11 месяцев назад +3

      HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THAT
      IN ALL OF MY 8 YEARS REWATCHING CARS, I NEVER NOTICED THAT

  • @adrianblkred
    @adrianblkred 2 года назад +169

    Sadly the way Pixar directs and animates movies now, we won't see adult jokes and overall great movies anymore.

    • @blitzn00dle50
      @blitzn00dle50 2 года назад +33

      lmao grandpa in the 2030s you're gonna be saying the same shit about how 2022 Pixar was so much better than modern Pixar. It's the life cycle of kids movies: Come out, be called bad. Fade into obscurity. Turn 15. Everyone loves you again regardless of your quality.

    • @HackerMann203
      @HackerMann203 2 года назад +10

      i still miss the 2006 to 2018 pixar

    • @flyboy3110
      @flyboy3110 2 года назад +24

      Turning Red has some tho, although really subtle. At least based on my observations lol.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 2 года назад +22

      Bruh, people kept complaining about Turning Red being “too adult” just because they brought up that periods are a thing. It’s not Pixar, it’s the audience

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 года назад +11

      We hardly see any jokes in Pixar movies at all anymore. It's all about the tears now.

  • @redbird924
    @redbird924 7 лет назад +145

    2:04 what the hell lmfao

    • @porkypiggieboy
      @porkypiggieboy 5 лет назад +23

      Zach Adams I think it’s a colonoscopy joke.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 года назад

      Anus butthole doctor lol

    • @polarmori
      @polarmori 2 года назад

      sheriff is gay

    • @polarmori
      @polarmori 2 года назад

      @SuperMarioWilliam are we not gonna talk about he was naked and exposed in a room alone with doc 😃

    • @polarmori
      @polarmori 2 года назад

      @SuperMarioWilliam BASED BASED BASED BASED I AM GOING TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOU

  • @spaceweezr
    @spaceweezr 8 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite movie as a kid and I love watching compilations of ALL the adult jokes I missed as a kid

  • @pengiunanimatorguy
    @pengiunanimatorguy Год назад +26

    This childhood classic is surprisingly criminally underrated

  • @hairglowingkyle4572
    @hairglowingkyle4572 2 года назад +51

    0:29 how does he even hold that sign

  • @duhlorean741
    @duhlorean741 Год назад +10

    "Wait, is that a pinstripe?"
    Lightning just be getting the full anatomy walkthrough on the automobile in this film.

  • @JarrettD12
    @JarrettD12 2 года назад +13

    “He has 3 piston cups”
    “HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP”

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 2 года назад +18

    “I gotta get to the Piston Cup!”
    *”He did WHUT in his cup?!”*

    • @juliana.lymond2622
      @juliana.lymond2622 5 месяцев назад +1

      *What

    • @youvebeengreeked
      @youvebeengreeked 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@juliana.lymond2622 Did it deliberately because his accent’s funny, but thanks XD

  • @handledbyanotherperson
    @handledbyanotherperson 2 года назад +77

    I never knew there were adult jokes in the movie. I was so clueless back then especially with the inappropriate stuff since they're y'know... cars. lmao.

    • @CesarRavenclaw
      @CesarRavenclaw Год назад

      Yeah, me too, u just got them if u rewatch years later.

  • @MasterCreator1998
    @MasterCreator1998 6 лет назад +40

    0:12 no no no no no...........yes yes yes.

  • @africanq_ab4342
    @africanq_ab4342 7 лет назад +172

    Lightning:We dont need headlights because the track is always lit
    left dodge dart:yeah so is my brother but he still needs headlights
    😂😂😂

    • @dead-manproduction8286
      @dead-manproduction8286 7 лет назад +8

      being a nitpicker, the little old car is really a 1963 Dodge Dart and the van is a 1964 Dodge A100

    • @africanq_ab4342
      @africanq_ab4342 7 лет назад +1

      Dead-man Production oh. i am a car guy but i did not know what those cars were

    • @dead-manproduction8286
      @dead-manproduction8286 7 лет назад +2

      Hey, it's cool, all car guys didn't know the name of any cars at one point. We all learn and find out the longer we stay around ;)