+SheepShaving Oh really? My mistake. I thought he said on the podcast once that he drove in the UK but never felt the need to get a driver's license in the States. I must've misremembered.
3:33 "Yeah, I'd kill an animal a month, sure." WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT _RYAN_ SAID THIS?! XD I also like the fact that he didn't say "get attacked by" or "fight", he just straight up went "kill". XD
I like how Ryan says he wouldn't mind killing an animal a month, like this random tiger comes to kill this dude, realizes it's Ryan and immediately regrets all it's life choices. He would break the game and come after a random animal each month.
+KingOfTheSoulSociety Micheal didn't specify if an extinct animal could attack you, so one day you're just going to work and a Mammoth could be trampling through traffic behind you.
+annabxlrose correct me if im wrong but im sure ive heard him and geoff say it quite often whenever they did their "would you rather" in the lets builds
as long as he has a truck itd be great.. more like million dollars but... (thats a lot of money) once a month he has to clean his car from the animal he hit
+Silver Lining I'm assuming they are relative to the action, so they could be larger or smaller, and I doubt they'd produce the same impact as say, two cars hitting each other at 60 MPH.
I just have to say, did anyone notice that when Ryan said "20% of the time when you throw something away, it flies right back in your face", Gavin chucked 4 things in the bin and on the 5th throw, it flung back? Which is 1/5 AKA 20%. Just a little Easter egg for ya. ^-^
My three favorite Achievement Hunters in the same video without anyone else being there? PERFECT! In all seriousness, this was the funniest Million Dollars But- yet.
The scene where Ryan brings up Micheal and Gavin haven't had kids yet and then it cuts to Micheal throwing diapers away just became infinitely funnier now that Micheal IS a dad XD.
I like the fact that Ryan, instead of saying "I'll get attacked every month", he says "I'll kill an animal every month." Ladies and Gentlemen, confidence. cx
Doin it. Imagine if your calling 911 on a burglar and your in the closet and then you get slapped so hard you get a black eye. You can blame the burglar and he'd get arrested for burglary, destruction of property and assault.
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“You guys haven’t had kids yet”
Michael had no idea what he just nodded his head to
Two kids later, he completely understands.
Bet he wouldn't take it now
2:36 the most improbable part of that whole scene is that Gavin is driving a car.
+Greg D He does know how to drive (in the UK), he just doesn't drive in America since the rules are different.
+Elias Rose incorrect
+SheepShaving Oh really? My mistake. I thought he said on the podcast once that he drove in the UK but never felt the need to get a driver's license in the States. I must've misremembered.
Other people's lips getting synced to Michael's voice is my new favorite thing.
Skillz 190 people agree
Even the dog was lmao
Surprising no one, Ryan takes the third offer.
+bossfight1 All hail the Mad King!
+Undeadnightmar3 what are you talking about it's "All Hail the Dark God!"
The Mad King will return for a third reign.
"Sure, I'd kill an animal a month"
....because he's already doing it for free!
did ryan just predict michaels future with a baby?
Jeremy TerWisscha yes he did
Jeremy TerWisscha indeed he did
Jeremy TerWisscha no. Not really
Skyler Miller shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jeremy TerWisscha oh my the stories to come
2:54 she made like the perfect arm gestures ever to match Michaels voice.
+Dingleberry Sauce i replayed that part like six times, too good.
+Dingleberry Sauce the episode with Burnie and Michael about savory farts, Burnie does an AMAZING Michael impression.
that penguin with a knife XD
+pacemaker 991 no pingu no............
lol that part had me cracking up. XD
+pacemaker 991 Sweet Dumplin' profile picture
+Duncan Van Ooyen all hail the mighty dumplin
I died so hard XD
3:33 "Yeah, I'd kill an animal a month, sure." WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT _RYAN_ SAID THIS?! XD I also like the fact that he didn't say "get attacked by" or "fight", he just straight up went "kill". XD
+Boredom is an Understatement Hey they attacked him first!
I love how Ryan just translates the third one to having to kill an animal once a month
I like how Ryan says he wouldn't mind killing an animal a month, like this random tiger comes to kill this dude, realizes it's Ryan and immediately regrets all it's life choices. He would break the game and come after a random animal each month.
+KingOfTheSoulSociety Micheal didn't specify if an extinct animal could attack you, so one day you're just going to work and a Mammoth could be trampling through traffic behind you.
+Wruce Bayne the selling value of a dead mammoth would make it fun for the Mad King
+Wruce Bayne are mammoths gonna be real soon and no longer extinct?
+Wruce Bayne Now that would be epic. Just open the sunroof, haul out a minigun, and tell the driver to floor it.
+Wruce Bayne What if it's a T-rex, or maybe a mythological animal like a unicorn or dragon.
man I gotta love Ryan. And those hilariously non-convincing stuffed animals
2:16 keepin Burnie with us in spirit I see, Gav
I love that the depiction of Ryan's family is set in the 40's
I see Gavin has taken Burnie's infamous line 'lot of money'.
Everyone says it, it's not just Burnie. Burnie does say it the most though
+annabxlrose correct me if im wrong but im sure ive heard him and geoff say it quite often whenever they did their "would you rather" in the lets builds
I bet Geoff would be fine with the last one
as long as he has a truck itd be great.. more like million dollars but... (thats a lot of money) once a month he has to clean his car from the animal he hit
+BowlingGlaceon LOL
Burnie could fight an animal
+Flynt Coal Specifically horses.
+BowlingGlaceon In the animal kingdom, "A million dollars, but you have a run in,... with Geoff."
Anyone else find it funny the brit was attacked by a bald eagle?
yes I died there
A million dollars but... You have Gavin's nose...
ummmm... I don't know
+Younicorn - Gaming oh God no!
+Younicorn - Gaming like in my pocket? or a jar?
I'm positive voldemort would take that million, but not me!
+Younicorn - Gaming I wouldnt do it, you have nose idea how much that would be a pain in the ass
this is the best show that rt has came out with in a looooonnnggggg time. Under appreciated.
"I'd kill an animal a month, why not?"
-Ryan Haywood 2016
It's meals on wheels why not
the cinimatography had me in tears
The airbag one was perfect with everyone flying around
2:27 Looks like Gunter found a switchblade!
oh god, RUN!
I love the pizza bear with a beard. That made my day.
We need like, an hour-long episode of this
Regarding the airbag one... what if you are having sex?
Just be gentle...
Oh god...
+Zasa Pamasawasa I'd rather be poor
+Kuchenjaeger Oh dear god, what if your partner is into spanking, how would that affect you lmao
+Wruce Bayne They hit you once and you wing around the room like a racquetball XD
That last one and Ryan's reaction to it defined him perfectly
3:15 Gavin definitely looks like he was knocked out - RT Podcast 380.
Like he said, when his head falls back you can totally see it.
The penguin had me dying of laughter.
The penguin with the pocket knife made me laugh :(
I love how Ryan is drinking diet coke out of a shot glass.
Whenever I'm about to get sick I always remember Dr. Free's always useful medical advice - "Stop."
Looking at the comments, I don't think people know how powerful an airbag can be.
+Silver Lining right that and just imagine having sex
+Silver Lining I'm assuming they are relative to the action, so they could be larger or smaller, and I doubt they'd produce the same impact as say, two cars hitting each other at 60 MPH.
They should be required to say "a lot of money" at least twice per episode.
IT IS A LOT OF MONEY, THANK YOU GAVIN
Million dollars BUT, you have Jacks Gutt, Jeremys height, gavins nose and Barbs witt ...... hmmm no!
+DCVertigo Already there... cough up that million bub XD
+DCVertigo
Gus' loose skin........
Beavernator dude.....
+DCVertigo lmao!
+DCVertigo and Gus's face.... and Joel's raving lunacy, without the funny...
“Yeah I'd kill an animal a month, sure.”
Classic Ryan.
"Ryan is only ever creepy with animals." - Gavin Free
Let's hope PETA doesn't come after Ryan now.
+Matthew Parsons Hey, to be fair, those animals are coming after him unprovoked.
@@FoenixRight Yeah. It's in self defense.
Who's seeing this when Michael actually has a kid?
And now he has two
The female extra they had in this episode was really good. Wouldn't mind seeing her in more stuff.
I love how Ryan is like "a million dollars AND a free animal pelt every month? well I'm down"
These are my favourite three for this show!
That penguin with the switchblade though.
I just have to say, did anyone notice that when Ryan said "20% of the time when you throw something away, it flies right back in your face", Gavin chucked 4 things in the bin and on the 5th throw, it flung back? Which is 1/5 AKA 20%. Just a little Easter egg for ya. ^-^
My three favorite Achievement Hunters in the same video without anyone else being there? PERFECT!
In all seriousness, this was the funniest Million Dollars But- yet.
Ryan being totally fine with killing animals. Claims he doesn't kill that many animals.
"Yeah I'd kill an animal a month." A very ryan answer xD
I love how Ryan doesn't say "I'll fight an animal a month" he says " I'll kill an animal a month"
Well, if Edgar gets out; you know what's on his agenda...
+Nathan Robert but then again, if he gets out he isn't edgar. edgar is the one in the hole....
+gnuibrunst then he just a regular cow hahahaha
+Nathan Robert If Ryan throws Edgar in the hole, is there a chance of him flying back out into Ryan's face?
The deal is that you'll be attacked by an animal once a month. I love Ryan's response to that, "Sure I'll kill an animal once a month" 😆😆
You know it's gonna be a good one when Gavin is on.
The little reenactments in this show are almost the best part. That penguin really got to me.
I lost it when the penguin flipped the knife xD
Ryan didn't say he'll be attacked, he said he will kill an animal a month.
Wow. What a Man's man.
God, I love that penguin with the switchblade. It's so intimadating but so adorable too x3
That was the best bear attack scene since the Revenant.
I think the stuffed penguin with a switchblade was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
The third is just Gus and squirrels
Something about seeing Ryan scream NOOOOOO was hysterical xD
The first one, I'd just get other people to dispose of things
You could pay them to throw things away
So if I throw a body into a dumpster, would it come back and it me?
+Agent Washington literally just hire a maid or butler with the excess cash
I like how since they're on the off topic set Ryan is sipping water like it's whiskey to go with the theme. Subtle funny touch to the episode
Little Kerry is Ryan's son?! OMG! D:
I literally laughed so hard I cried at Ryan's delivery of his last line.
Ryan's face when he's like "But then the whole world will be your bouncy castle!"
Scenario 1- yes. Scenario 2- Yes (sounds like a benefit). Scenario 3- no.
Mad King right at the end xD
Someone get Ryan back in a well-fitted suit because HOT DAMN
The penguin with the switch blade got me 🤣
The Cross Country trash bag and the entire airbag segment has me in tears laughing
Gav, Michael, and Ryan together is a fantastic combination. Need to get more Geoff in this
The penguin was too funny.
The penguin with the shank. Killed me
Imagine that you get attacked an animal once a month you'd get used to killing it
Think of your fur rug business
or Taxadermy
This is the best one yet. Amazing job shooting this!
This has to be the funniest "a million dollars but" episode yet
i prefer this show with Gavin and Michael
On that last one, just carry one of those big ass hunting revolvers all the time. Problem solved.
Taurus judge, it's also a 410 shotgun
The scene where Ryan brings up Micheal and Gavin haven't had kids yet and then it cuts to Micheal throwing diapers away just became infinitely funnier now that Micheal IS a dad XD.
2:37 paused at the right moment XD
That punchline was pleasing to my palate.
So Ryan would kill less than he already does, and get a million dollars...
2:42
Holy Shit.
A penguin with a flip knife.
*I laughed SO hard*
It's the Mad King, of course he'd fight an animal to the death each month!
"you guys haven't had kids yet." Ssssuuuurrre Ryan lol
That penguin with a switchblade was 10/10
Wasn't that the kid from Cool Cat Saves the Kids?
+K-Master he's getting places
+K-Master I was wondering where I'd seen him before, I was staring at him yelling "Identify yourself!"
I like the fact that Ryan, instead of saying "I'll get attacked every month", he says "I'll kill an animal every month." Ladies and Gentlemen, confidence. cx
I love rewatching these, forgetting I watched em cuz theyre so hilarious
That penguin with the switch blade got me
million dollars but every time you finish a call there's a 1in10 chance you will get slapped, as hard as jack slapped gavin on that panel
Doin it. Imagine if your calling 911 on a burglar and your in the closet and then you get slapped so hard you get a black eye. You can blame the burglar and he'd get arrested for burglary, destruction of property and assault.
*JESUS CHRIST* that eagle scene was way more visceral than i was expecting lol.
That switch blade penguin was adorable
2.42 what mumble from happy feet should have done to the penguins when they picked on him
I would totally take all three of these at the same time. They honestly sound like fun.
Small loan of a...
The penguin one gets me every time X)
Just ends on Ryan "Yeah I'll kill an animal a month"
nothing more. Just hard cut.
Love it~
I like how Ryan views the last one as "killing an animal a month", not "fighting something once a month"
We need more of this group!
I like that the fact when gavin gets the garbage bag in his face he has the same sweater as me
Ryan already kills an animal a month. Probably more.