Jesus Christ Be Praised! - A Kingdom Come: Deliverance Song (Henry's Tale)

⚔️ From humble blacksmith's son to slightly-less-humble adventurer, experience Henry's "graceful" journey through medieval Bohemia - complete with poorly timed saves, stuck horses, and questionable life choices!
Here's to the release of Kingdom Come 2! I'll be sinking many hours into this one myself, how about you?
Now out on Spotify and everywhere else you can find music :)
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🎵 Original Song by MythicTune
🏰 A Tale of Medieval Mishaps
Follow Henry's absolutely competent adventures through:
Learning to read (kind of)
Making suspicious-looking potions
Getting stuck in bushes
Failing at stealth (repeatedly)
Mastering the art of Saviour Schnapps timing
Becoming the world's most questionably qualified monk
For every player who has:
Heard "Jesus Christ be praised!" a thousand times (over and over...)
Forgotten to save for hours
Got their horse stuck on a the smallest of things!
Failed miserably at lockpicking
Spent way too long in the combat tutorial
Made Bernard question his life choices
A tribute to one of gaming's most realistically clumsy heroes!
#KingdomComeDeliverance #Gaming #henryofskalitz
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📜 LYRICS:
Henry from Skalitz at your service today
A simple blacksmith's son, with so much to say
Learning life's basics at a breakneck pace
(First I should probably learn to read...)
Woke up late again, Mother's not pleased
Can't swing a sword right, my father's appeased
Tried picking locks but got caught instead
Now the whole village knows what I did
(Hey Henry's come to see us!)
(Great, now everyone's telling Father...)
Jesus Christ be praised!
That's what they all say
While I'm covered in mud and blood
Living day by day
Saviour Schnapps in hand
Better save while I can
'Cause who knows when a noble
Might need their chamberpot cleaned!
Finally learned to read, though the letters swim
Tried making potions, they're looking quite grim
Combat master thinks I'm quite the joke
My perfect block just left me broke
(Have you learned nothing from my training?)
(I'm trying my best, honestly!)
Stealing from peasants? That's quite the sin
Guards search my pockets, where have I been?
Clothes are muddy, reputation's shot
At least my horse is stuck... on this spot
Time for some Saviour Schnapps again
Before I try jumping that fence and-
Became a monk just to solve a crime
Spent most my days there keeping in line
Tried to fast travel, but got ambushed thrice
Should've listened to the trader's advice
(But those bandits had such nice gear...)
(If only I could carry it all!)
Jesus Christ be praised!
That's what they all say
While I'm covered in mud and blood
Living day by day
Saviour Schnapps in hand
Better save while I can
'Cause my next bright idea
Might be my last!
Still can't read the best
Failed another quest
But hey, at least I learned to bathe!
(Though the nobles still complain I smell...)
Time to save and rest
Before my next big test
God be with you, Henry!
(If He can find me stuck in this bush...)

[@chrisbekefi9746]

Hey I just posted the link to this on Reddit on the KCD subreddit and linked and obviously made it clear that the credit is yours.
P.S.
as much as I love most of the songs you write sometimes the AI voice bleeds through to much have you considered partnering with another content creator to sing these songs you write instead of using AI voices?

[@MythicTune]

Oh cheers! As much as I’d love to, I just don’t have the time sadly.
Though just think, in a year’s time, the tools will be leagues ahead and I really look forward to what that might look (or sound) like.

[@MidnightMedium]

Dude, this is hilarious. Would you mind if I sampled the "Jesus Christ be praised" bit for a gag in an upcoming review of the game I'm making? You'd be fully credited and all of that!

[@MythicTune]

Cheers mate, of course :) I'll be keen to see your review too

[@MidnightMedium]

@@MythicTune You're awesome! It should be up by tomorrow!