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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @NLSNcs
    @NLSNcs 4 месяца назад +926

    Hivemind is great because I can steal their jokes and since no one knows who these two dudes are I sound super funny

    • @thepurestvessel9249
      @thepurestvessel9249 4 месяца назад +128

      I’ve said lüh me da granky to multiple people, all with different definitions

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +6

      Oh! I mean... uh

    • @TankTheDamage
      @TankTheDamage 4 месяца назад +90

      That JK Rowling bit comes out at every available occasion

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +5

      @@TankTheDamage real

    • @shermanator24
      @shermanator24 4 месяца назад +3

      this.

  • @anauxiliatrix3484
    @anauxiliatrix3484 4 месяца назад +986

    BREAKING NEWS: Popular RUclips Criminal Dignan Zazoomba Says Slur on NPR, Protesters Quoted: “Shut up!”

    • @nklkrck8792
      @nklkrck8792 4 месяца назад +31

      this is SUCHHH a good comment holy

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 4 месяца назад

      oh god i wish he said a slur, that would be so much better

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 4 месяца назад +44

      This incident comes on the heels of revelations from a recent Nardwuar interview which unearthed a vehicular manslaughter from 1999

    • @ItIsLuna
      @ItIsLuna 4 месяца назад +5

      bro there’s no way you actually predicted this being in the video

    • @Halfmoonbaee
      @Halfmoonbaee 4 месяца назад +2

      Whatever they are saying, it’s not true.

  • @apig
    @apig 4 месяца назад +389

    $16,000 a year for the wizard is less than the number of cows killed in one explosion

    • @C4M3R0N_B
      @C4M3R0N_B 4 месяца назад +20

      Wow you're right

    • @cokezerofolkhero
      @cokezerofolkhero 4 месяца назад +20

      if he worked for around 4000 years he could afford all those cows

  • @emmettkotapish3336
    @emmettkotapish3336 4 месяца назад +633

    Emmett here. I’m new to the channel, but got to say I like this Riley fella. He’s handsome and quick witted. Knows how to crack a joke. The other one I could do without- sometimes a bit cruel and mean for my taste, but what do I know 😂😂😂. Big fan

  • @djk1563
    @djk1563 4 месяца назад +421

    Riley’s speech at the DNC was crazy. Can’t believe he said that.

    • @jacoblockwood4034
      @jacoblockwood4034 4 месяца назад

      SHUT UP

    • @imaginerp
      @imaginerp 4 месяца назад

      I saw the protestors outside, they were all holding signs that said “shut up”

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t 4 месяца назад +7

      I can believe he would say something like that, it’s just the delivery that was the nail in the coffin for me. How did he even learn he could do that? Is it a fetish? What happened to grace in this country?

    • @metalstrawss
      @metalstrawss 4 месяца назад +4

      and then everyone got on their feet and yelled “shut up..!”

    • @sharshey6035
      @sharshey6035 4 месяца назад +7

      why would he even be at the dignan national convention in the first place

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 4 месяца назад +452

    graydon's tiny sunglasses make him look like that elderly librarian you were always lowkey scared of in elementary school

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 4 месяца назад +3

      You had one too???

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 4 месяца назад +7

      I can't say I've ever seen a librarian anywhere wearing glasses like that

    • @DaemonJerky
      @DaemonJerky 4 месяца назад +5

      I was homeschooled

    • @steph_034
      @steph_034 4 месяца назад +6

      monsters inc

    • @thewhitejackharlow
      @thewhitejackharlow 4 месяца назад +1

      thats just monsters inc

  • @wvybone
    @wvybone 4 месяца назад +233

    riley’s shirt got me cryin bruh wtd does that even mean 😭😭💔

  • @Lennixthechosen
    @Lennixthechosen 4 месяца назад +56

    Christchurch kiwi here, My mother was given a chocolate pudding recipe from the wizard and we've had it many times. I've never had the honor of meeting him though not really sure what he does.

  • @xylolor
    @xylolor 4 месяца назад +1318

    i'm high rn

    • @bobbypropper4580
      @bobbypropper4580 4 месяца назад +133

      Not as high as graydon in this vid

    • @jaxon3863
      @jaxon3863 4 месяца назад +15

      me too

    • @kaXpi420
      @kaXpi420 4 месяца назад +16

      LEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳😎😎😎😎🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤑🤑🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @emmettkotapish3336
      @emmettkotapish3336 4 месяца назад +46

      High mind

    • @urfavehiki
      @urfavehiki 4 месяца назад +13

      I wanna be you, plug is out of stock rn💔

  • @shinofan444
    @shinofan444 4 месяца назад +257

    Wait unlimited hivemind. Dawg thats so much hivemind. I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this hivemind. I can't take all this hivemind man. Dawg this is way too much hivemind. I'm so fucked I'm not gonna be able to get rid of all this hivemind. Dude I don't want all this hivemind.

    • @jovidalmeida2801
      @jovidalmeida2801 4 месяца назад +17

      I can take it, i know what im going to do with it

    • @thecrunchyleaves
      @thecrunchyleaves 4 месяца назад +13

      All this fucking hivemind keeps flooding my house like the letters from hogwarts in Harry Potter

    • @shinofan444
      @shinofan444 4 месяца назад

      @@jovidalmeida2801 please take some I've been selling it in eighth bags for 20$ each and I just can't get rid of it. Its sooo much hivemind.

    • @YanickFM
      @YanickFM 4 месяца назад +3

      Can I have some of it, please

    • @Apexflake
      @Apexflake 4 месяца назад

      Jschlatt enjoyer tries to assimilate into normalville

  • @jaydenyounger6496
    @jaydenyounger6496 4 месяца назад +41

    I often wonder what it's like to edit a Hivemind video. The final result is usually a chaotic blend of clips that hover on the edge of coherence, barely adhering to any premise or even the videos title. The raw footage must resemble a fever dream, birthed from the overstimulated mind of a terminally online child that was left in the sun for too long. I deeply respect Riley and anyone else who navigates this maelstrom, piecing together the fragments into something watchable. You're doing Gods work.

  • @WilliamBrown-mf4cp
    @WilliamBrown-mf4cp 4 месяца назад +28

    I don’t know who else to tell this but I grabbed like 7 skittles out of a bag and all of them were purple

  • @oneoneselfandone
    @oneoneselfandone 4 месяца назад +91

    For any non-Brits wondering wtf is going on with those Sunday Sport headlines, the Sunday Sport is a satirical tabloid best known for these sorts of ridiculous made up stories and being the last British tabloid to still publish nudity.

    • @juliendeane2444
      @juliendeane2444 4 месяца назад +3

      so its a british onion typa thing?

    • @oneoneselfandone
      @oneoneselfandone 4 месяца назад +6

      @@juliendeane2444 Daily Mash is more our equivalent of the Onion. Sunday Sport is a lot more, er, unsubtle, like half the stories are weird sex stuff, the one Hivemind found involving the pasty being an absolute genre classic.

  • @shhhhhhhhhhhh-j1x
    @shhhhhhhhhhhh-j1x 4 месяца назад +14

    The dairy farm explosion is definitely S tier. Imagining 18,000 cows in one place is already crazy, but the fact that they ALL died is incomprehensible

  • @avahenderson8070
    @avahenderson8070 4 месяца назад +65

    I cannot for the life of me figure out wtf Riley’s shirt says and it’s distracting me

  • @Nathanos-gogurt
    @Nathanos-gogurt 4 месяца назад +51

    As a male pole vaulter, its a more common occurrence than one might think

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 4 месяца назад +8

      You could say that your pole vaulted you

  • @arn2556
    @arn2556 4 месяца назад +105

    I can never look at riley the same after knowing he eats quarters

  • @Ajearthling
    @Ajearthling 4 месяца назад +67

    Graydon is so fucking high holy shit

  • @seanmcgrath1514
    @seanmcgrath1514 4 месяца назад +11

    13:35 It is actually way worse than that. The lost guy met this kid when she came to his acting class. They got married when she was 16 and he was 51.

  • @SubsonicFoil126
    @SubsonicFoil126 4 месяца назад +32

    Video doesn’t start at 7:32

  • @Isaac.campbelll
    @Isaac.campbelll 4 месяца назад +151

    What does Riley's shirt mean :'(

    • @evanh1205
      @evanh1205 4 месяца назад +75

      I 🌿 ane

    • @Isaac.campbelll
      @Isaac.campbelll 4 месяца назад

      @@evanh1205 I h8 u ane

    • @cobolbass
      @cobolbass 4 месяца назад

      Ane is slang for anus

    • @beezotche
      @beezotche 4 месяца назад +52

      I DON’T KNOW I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR 20 MINUTES NOW AND I CAN’T DO IT

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +1

      Real

  • @imvge
    @imvge 4 месяца назад +12

    Fun fact ! The guy on lost actually married a 16 year old when he was like…50 🦅

  • @Nerd_Sesh
    @Nerd_Sesh 4 месяца назад +8

    Thanks for the flattering comparison, gents! Currently drinking my sorrows away, we’ll see where I end up in a quick five!

  • @shaolinland
    @shaolinland 4 месяца назад +21

    The ‘Lost’ actor Doug Hutchison was 51 and she was 16 lol

  • @karlneff
    @karlneff 4 месяца назад +32

    high mind fans be like: "i'm high rn"

  • @nadiahand108
    @nadiahand108 4 месяца назад +10

    $16,000 a year for the wizard is not really enough to live on implying that he holds another part time position

  • @a-ya-no
    @a-ya-no 4 месяца назад +8

    The thing about the Lost actor (Doug Hutchison) is so much worse because the girl he married wasn't 19, she was 16 years old...

  • @ElLechero12
    @ElLechero12 4 месяца назад +35

    How are they simultaneously in LA and Detroit?! They’ve broken teleportation ladies and gentlemen

  • @Yanjingzaizai
    @Yanjingzaizai 2 месяца назад +2

    I demand the release of the unedited footage of Grayson taking his hoodie off

  • @alternatepls7058
    @alternatepls7058 4 месяца назад +40

    she ridiculous news headline on my tier list til i 2

    • @TheWetOwl
      @TheWetOwl 4 месяца назад +9

      she like "ridiculous, i like news headline" so i tier list her back out and left her on 2

    • @sp1ralg1rl
      @sp1ralg1rl 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheWetOwldon’t let that hive over your mind

    • @PemdonOfficial
      @PemdonOfficial 4 месяца назад +1

      im dead 😭​@@TheWetOwl

  • @Daniel_Boni
    @Daniel_Boni 4 месяца назад +83

    Riley: ok Graydon you ready to film this video?
    Graydon: dude I’m so high what are doi-
    Riley: WELCOME BACK TO HIVEMIND

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +5

      What are doing?

    • @Daniel_Boni
      @Daniel_Boni 4 месяца назад +4

      @@jnicole510 what are doilies actually I never make mistakes

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange 4 месяца назад +5

    This is an obscure reference but the way Graydon says “what do they need it for” at 3:43 reminds me of the way Adam says “what’s the photo for?” In the espresso scene of Mulholland Drive

    • @aidan8652
      @aidan8652 4 месяца назад

      goated reference

  • @nicholehotzler6543
    @nicholehotzler6543 4 месяца назад +7

    ive visited the rat hole, the lady who lives in front of it said it was actually a squirrel!

  • @tothemoonjacobofficial
    @tothemoonjacobofficial 4 месяца назад +9

    27:24 why does riley look so small

  • @azcs6
    @azcs6 4 месяца назад +10

    Thank you graydon for dropping the emote of the summer

  • @coolguy0140
    @coolguy0140 4 месяца назад +7

    BREAKING NEWS: Popular RUclips Personality Riley "Savage" Hivemind Refers to Something Only Done "In Ohio"

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 4 месяца назад +12

    I weed ane and I like purple

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 4 месяца назад +7

    That is so crazy ive been watching videos about lost all day and now i feel like im being watched

  • @davidhaines3044
    @davidhaines3044 4 месяца назад +5

    Revolver in the man's shoe thrown at cockroach's nose: snubbed.

  • @g.x.a.t..6408
    @g.x.a.t..6408 4 месяца назад +7

    This video is the best thing since Tony Hawks pro skater 3

  • @jnicole510
    @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +6

    4:40 hes so babygirl

  • @terraart8851
    @terraart8851 4 месяца назад +6

    Graydon so geeked

  • @grampa.corybreshears
    @grampa.corybreshears 4 месяца назад +9

    Yall don’t know about steamrolling roads 💀 2:34

    • @vamplife333
      @vamplife333 4 месяца назад

      They’re so fucking dumb sometimes 😭

  • @yahooanswers4843
    @yahooanswers4843 3 месяца назад +2

    im incomprehensibly drunk i hpe this video is goof

  • @tehpluto3594
    @tehpluto3594 4 месяца назад +10

    what does rileys shirt mean im so confused

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +2

      I 🌿 ane

    • @tehpluto3594
      @tehpluto3594 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jnicole510 still dont get it

  • @mxwsy_xo
    @mxwsy_xo 4 месяца назад +6

    can someone explain what "I weed ane" means? also where can I buy that shirt?

  • @loftilywrongly3483
    @loftilywrongly3483 4 месяца назад +5

    The Wizard of New Zealand is actually a really cool guy. Search him up if you don't know about him.

  • @dkseon
    @dkseon 4 месяца назад +1

    Graydon doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's not a human in this video

  • @maddieinglis4138
    @maddieinglis4138 4 месяца назад +4

    Rileys shirt says "i weed ane" 👍

  • @joey_r15
    @joey_r15 4 месяца назад +3

    3:36 say that again..

  • @thatoneguy2884
    @thatoneguy2884 4 месяца назад +4

    Cant believe Dignons Dicknon knocked over the Olympics. What a shame!

  • @jeans_emoji
    @jeans_emoji 4 месяца назад +1

    9:33 i stg i got an ad right after riley said “stock” for an investing app called ‘moomoo’

  • @greyhunt3R
    @greyhunt3R 4 месяца назад +2

    Never thought I'd see you guys talk about Greggs. British royalty.

  • @empty7971
    @empty7971 4 месяца назад

    i love that half of the comment section is people trying to figure out what rileys shirt says

  • @RealMarvinGaye
    @RealMarvinGaye 4 месяца назад +2

    So nice you could get Don Toliver on the show but where did Graydon go?

  • @Cleanframe
    @Cleanframe 4 месяца назад +7

    Ohio Man VS. Florida Man would be an epic battle😅😅😅

    • @edisezam7535
      @edisezam7535 4 месяца назад +2

      XD

    • @tree9171
      @tree9171 4 месяца назад +5

      woke up my overworked pregnant wife to share this funny little insight!

  • @reallymaidenless
    @reallymaidenless 4 месяца назад +4

    I'll never stop being gaslit by Americans. Pasties were originally called (and in a lot of non-US countries still known as) Cornish Pasties because they were invented in Cornwall, England.

  • @catp1ss987
    @catp1ss987 4 месяца назад +27

    stealing is always okay as long as its from a giant chain cooperation

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats 4 месяца назад

    Rat hole explained: cement was still drying and a rat got stuck in it, then it dried around it’s rat body in that shape

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 4 месяца назад +3

    I want some ragú sauce now, thanks!

  • @csg5192
    @csg5192 4 месяца назад +2

    Painesville is in the great state of Ohio. Boys, we’ve done it again

  • @origiginal8056
    @origiginal8056 4 месяца назад +15

    These guys seem like they would be funny if they were in... some sort of yard...

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад

      *The* yard?

    • @C4M3R0N_B
      @C4M3R0N_B 4 месяца назад +1

      Hopefully a prison yard since Graydon keeps stealing from Walmart smh

    • @bigroh
      @bigroh 4 месяца назад +4

      You are NOT going to believe this

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 4 месяца назад +2

    Graynan's tiny meme glasses I like purple

  • @ampharos4life
    @ampharos4life 4 месяца назад +2

    could've done without the showboating but other than that best video i've ever seen

  • @barnoslat5632
    @barnoslat5632 4 месяца назад +44

    Riley should go face bald again

    • @TrailMix135
      @TrailMix135 4 месяца назад +19

      Fully disagree, he needs to bring back the handlebar and the pigtails. Subs to a million inside a month

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад

      He should grow a hitler mustache

  • @andy_sans
    @andy_sans 4 месяца назад +2

    12:05 based graydon thank u

  • @BirdsBeach
    @BirdsBeach 4 месяца назад +2

    I guess you could say one good girl is worth more than 18,000 cows

  • @DrowningUpsideDown
    @DrowningUpsideDown 4 месяца назад +1

    Wish I could limit how much I mind this hive... summer always brings the bugs out am I right? Big ol wasp hive on my computer desk. What can I say? I'm a fan

  • @NZFiosh
    @NZFiosh 4 месяца назад

    the wizard of Christchurch was a homie, legitimately. we love stupid jokes like that here in NZ. even in my city (Nelson) we have a wizard. I think he actually got evicted from town for taking his horse everywhere in public places.

  • @ZWU73m
    @ZWU73m 3 месяца назад

    that wooden stool looks comfortable af

  • @mateomoore6385
    @mateomoore6385 2 месяца назад +1

    top ten ridiculousnesses

  • @Exstxy
    @Exstxy 4 месяца назад +2

    Riley is the most drippy persons on this show

  • @RealMarvinGaye
    @RealMarvinGaye 4 месяца назад +2

    Hivemind tierlist tierlist when?

  • @Somniuh
    @Somniuh 4 месяца назад +3

    this video was such a banger

  • @Halfmoonbaee
    @Halfmoonbaee 4 месяца назад

    i was literally watching an older hivemind video thinking about how much i liked graydons shirt and it was this one.

  • @potatopotatopotato-zo1rw
    @potatopotatopotato-zo1rw 4 месяца назад +1

    13:31 you talking about Courtney stodden's groomer? Courtney WAS a minor, 16 years old when they were married

  • @sousvide1959
    @sousvide1959 4 месяца назад +1

    The yard episode was fire boys

  • @wojciechsawicki4733
    @wojciechsawicki4733 4 месяца назад +1

    graydon is trying so hard to beat the millenial allegations with these glasses (he's failing horribly)

  • @r4rip3rc
    @r4rip3rc 4 месяца назад +3

    Riley. Shirt. Explain.

  • @NLSNcs
    @NLSNcs 4 месяца назад

    Ridiculous News Headlines part 2 was so funny, but did the big guy really have to call the little guy his "skibidi pookie"

  • @finnasnowman5083
    @finnasnowman5083 4 месяца назад +2

    Anyone else wanna do the new emote with me at the next dignan protest?

  • @disguisedostrich
    @disguisedostrich 4 месяца назад +4

    NEW ZEALAND MENTIONED 🔥 🔥

  • @multimediacelebritypoker
    @multimediacelebritypoker 4 месяца назад +6

    hivemind? more like hivemind

  • @whirlwindsky
    @whirlwindsky 4 месяца назад

    I feel like this is one if the few Hivemind videos you can smell

  • @blunderbass851
    @blunderbass851 4 месяца назад +2

    i weed ane too, riles

  • @c_turtlez5090
    @c_turtlez5090 4 месяца назад

    bro, rileys shirt has literally pulled all of my attention, I weed ane? I marry Jane? I ganjane? It's not even important but is Riley here for Jane full send?

  • @BirdsBeach
    @BirdsBeach 4 месяца назад +1

    She Hive on my Mind til my onesie Ragu sauces

  • @joey_r15
    @joey_r15 4 месяца назад +4

    Watching this on daddy’s fancy boat

  • @ryanmackinnon8
    @ryanmackinnon8 4 месяца назад +1

    The 90’s basketball line had me weak

  • @DevilsCherub
    @DevilsCherub 4 месяца назад +3

    Can we just be called pieces? Like “a piece of my mind”

    • @DevilsCherub
      @DevilsCherub 4 месяца назад +2

      We are all pieces of our mind

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@DevilsCherub woah I can't believe you replied to your own comment with such bars

    • @DevilsCherub
      @DevilsCherub 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jnicole510 I’ve been doubted my whole life

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DevilsCherub oh my god 🙏🙏 never

  • @314amproductions2
    @314amproductions2 4 месяца назад

    So, doing the math, the wizard was getting less than a dime per person from taxes. That's basing it on population and an estimation of how many are tax payers. I mean, if 160,000 are paying taxes it's right at a dime, and odds are that far more than that are paying taxes. Bring back that man.

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 4 месяца назад +1

    Ayo Gainesville mention 🔥🔥🔥

  • @taracush296
    @taracush296 4 месяца назад

    I just moved to Ohio and can’t wait for Dignin to break into my apartment to welcome me to his home state

  • @theprettyoftheodd7997
    @theprettyoftheodd7997 4 месяца назад

    Thanks 4 the new emote for the Summer, Graydon 😎

  • @potatoandbeans1543
    @potatoandbeans1543 4 месяца назад +3

    she lignan on my dignan till i smignan

  • @thermoking23
    @thermoking23 4 месяца назад

    Graydons point about stealing is so real. If you are paying for a bag of ice at Kroger you are a sucker.

  • @AshRogers-sm6hw
    @AshRogers-sm6hw 4 месяца назад

    hearing my name (Jonah) in this video feels so surreal

  • @catamitee
    @catamitee 4 месяца назад +1

    fun fact about the new zealand wizard: he was fired for being really sexist

  • @lanieb6255
    @lanieb6255 4 месяца назад

    To get into the elks club, you need to own an elk! Hope this helps!

  • @JacobDuby
    @JacobDuby 4 месяца назад

    I looked it up and only one person was hurt in the cow explosion