Emmett here. I’m new to the channel, but got to say I like this Riley fella. He’s handsome and quick witted. Knows how to crack a joke. The other one I could do without- sometimes a bit cruel and mean for my taste, but what do I know 😂😂😂. Big fan
I can believe he would say something like that, it’s just the delivery that was the nail in the coffin for me. How did he even learn he could do that? Is it a fetish? What happened to grace in this country?
Christchurch kiwi here, My mother was given a chocolate pudding recipe from the wizard and we've had it many times. I've never had the honor of meeting him though not really sure what he does.
Wait unlimited hivemind. Dawg thats so much hivemind. I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this hivemind. I can't take all this hivemind man. Dawg this is way too much hivemind. I'm so fucked I'm not gonna be able to get rid of all this hivemind. Dude I don't want all this hivemind.
I often wonder what it's like to edit a Hivemind video. The final result is usually a chaotic blend of clips that hover on the edge of coherence, barely adhering to any premise or even the videos title. The raw footage must resemble a fever dream, birthed from the overstimulated mind of a terminally online child that was left in the sun for too long. I deeply respect Riley and anyone else who navigates this maelstrom, piecing together the fragments into something watchable. You're doing Gods work.
For any non-Brits wondering wtf is going on with those Sunday Sport headlines, the Sunday Sport is a satirical tabloid best known for these sorts of ridiculous made up stories and being the last British tabloid to still publish nudity.
@@juliendeane2444 Daily Mash is more our equivalent of the Onion. Sunday Sport is a lot more, er, unsubtle, like half the stories are weird sex stuff, the one Hivemind found involving the pasty being an absolute genre classic.
The dairy farm explosion is definitely S tier. Imagining 18,000 cows in one place is already crazy, but the fact that they ALL died is incomprehensible
This is an obscure reference but the way Graydon says “what do they need it for” at 3:43 reminds me of the way Adam says “what’s the photo for?” In the espresso scene of Mulholland Drive
I'll never stop being gaslit by Americans. Pasties were originally called (and in a lot of non-US countries still known as) Cornish Pasties because they were invented in Cornwall, England.
Wish I could limit how much I mind this hive... summer always brings the bugs out am I right? Big ol wasp hive on my computer desk. What can I say? I'm a fan
the wizard of Christchurch was a homie, legitimately. we love stupid jokes like that here in NZ. even in my city (Nelson) we have a wizard. I think he actually got evicted from town for taking his horse everywhere in public places.
bro, rileys shirt has literally pulled all of my attention, I weed ane? I marry Jane? I ganjane? It's not even important but is Riley here for Jane full send?
So, doing the math, the wizard was getting less than a dime per person from taxes. That's basing it on population and an estimation of how many are tax payers. I mean, if 160,000 are paying taxes it's right at a dime, and odds are that far more than that are paying taxes. Bring back that man.
Hivemind is great because I can steal their jokes and since no one knows who these two dudes are I sound super funny
I’ve said lüh me da granky to multiple people, all with different definitions
Oh! I mean... uh
That JK Rowling bit comes out at every available occasion
@@TankTheDamage real
this.
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this is SUCHHH a good comment holy
oh god i wish he said a slur, that would be so much better
This incident comes on the heels of revelations from a recent Nardwuar interview which unearthed a vehicular manslaughter from 1999
bro there’s no way you actually predicted this being in the video
Whatever they are saying, it’s not true.
$16,000 a year for the wizard is less than the number of cows killed in one explosion
Wow you're right
if he worked for around 4000 years he could afford all those cows
Emmett here. I’m new to the channel, but got to say I like this Riley fella. He’s handsome and quick witted. Knows how to crack a joke. The other one I could do without- sometimes a bit cruel and mean for my taste, but what do I know 😂😂😂. Big fan
@@emmettkotapish3336 Welcome to the family
you're not new -_-
Why do you smell like that?
Riley's burner
GRRRRRRR
Riley’s speech at the DNC was crazy. Can’t believe he said that.
SHUT UP
I saw the protestors outside, they were all holding signs that said “shut up”
I can believe he would say something like that, it’s just the delivery that was the nail in the coffin for me. How did he even learn he could do that? Is it a fetish? What happened to grace in this country?
and then everyone got on their feet and yelled “shut up..!”
why would he even be at the dignan national convention in the first place
graydon's tiny sunglasses make him look like that elderly librarian you were always lowkey scared of in elementary school
You had one too???
I can't say I've ever seen a librarian anywhere wearing glasses like that
I was homeschooled
monsters inc
thats just monsters inc
riley’s shirt got me cryin bruh wtd does that even mean 😭😭💔
i marijuane
Bro I've been trying to figure it out The whole video
I weed ane
I Methane maybe
I Mary Jane??? Idk
Christchurch kiwi here, My mother was given a chocolate pudding recipe from the wizard and we've had it many times. I've never had the honor of meeting him though not really sure what he does.
He does wizardry, obvioulsy
i'm high rn
Not as high as graydon in this vid
me too
LEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳😎😎😎😎🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤑🤑🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
High mind
I wanna be you, plug is out of stock rn💔
Wait unlimited hivemind. Dawg thats so much hivemind. I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this hivemind. I can't take all this hivemind man. Dawg this is way too much hivemind. I'm so fucked I'm not gonna be able to get rid of all this hivemind. Dude I don't want all this hivemind.
I can take it, i know what im going to do with it
All this fucking hivemind keeps flooding my house like the letters from hogwarts in Harry Potter
@@jovidalmeida2801 please take some I've been selling it in eighth bags for 20$ each and I just can't get rid of it. Its sooo much hivemind.
Can I have some of it, please
Jschlatt enjoyer tries to assimilate into normalville
I often wonder what it's like to edit a Hivemind video. The final result is usually a chaotic blend of clips that hover on the edge of coherence, barely adhering to any premise or even the videos title. The raw footage must resemble a fever dream, birthed from the overstimulated mind of a terminally online child that was left in the sun for too long. I deeply respect Riley and anyone else who navigates this maelstrom, piecing together the fragments into something watchable. You're doing Gods work.
I don’t know who else to tell this but I grabbed like 7 skittles out of a bag and all of them were purple
i like purple
For any non-Brits wondering wtf is going on with those Sunday Sport headlines, the Sunday Sport is a satirical tabloid best known for these sorts of ridiculous made up stories and being the last British tabloid to still publish nudity.
so its a british onion typa thing?
@@juliendeane2444 Daily Mash is more our equivalent of the Onion. Sunday Sport is a lot more, er, unsubtle, like half the stories are weird sex stuff, the one Hivemind found involving the pasty being an absolute genre classic.
The dairy farm explosion is definitely S tier. Imagining 18,000 cows in one place is already crazy, but the fact that they ALL died is incomprehensible
I cannot for the life of me figure out wtf Riley’s shirt says and it’s distracting me
Pls help I can’t either
I 🌿 ane
Like bro what
As a male pole vaulter, its a more common occurrence than one might think
You could say that your pole vaulted you
I can never look at riley the same after knowing he eats quarters
Ate
guess you can say your views on riley have CHANGED
It’s for his IBS 🙄 /s
Graydon is so fucking high holy shit
13:35 It is actually way worse than that. The lost guy met this kid when she came to his acting class. They got married when she was 16 and he was 51.
Video doesn’t start at 7:32
What does Riley's shirt mean :'(
I 🌿 ane
@@evanh1205 I h8 u ane
Ane is slang for anus
I DON’T KNOW I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR 20 MINUTES NOW AND I CAN’T DO IT
Real
Fun fact ! The guy on lost actually married a 16 year old when he was like…50 🦅
Thanks for the flattering comparison, gents! Currently drinking my sorrows away, we’ll see where I end up in a quick five!
The ‘Lost’ actor Doug Hutchison was 51 and she was 16 lol
high mind fans be like: "i'm high rn"
$16,000 a year for the wizard is not really enough to live on implying that he holds another part time position
The thing about the Lost actor (Doug Hutchison) is so much worse because the girl he married wasn't 19, she was 16 years old...
How are they simultaneously in LA and Detroit?! They’ve broken teleportation ladies and gentlemen
I demand the release of the unedited footage of Grayson taking his hoodie off
she ridiculous news headline on my tier list til i 2
she like "ridiculous, i like news headline" so i tier list her back out and left her on 2
@@TheWetOwldon’t let that hive over your mind
im dead 😭@@TheWetOwl
Riley: ok Graydon you ready to film this video?
Graydon: dude I’m so high what are doi-
Riley: WELCOME BACK TO HIVEMIND
What are doing?
@@jnicole510 what are doilies actually I never make mistakes
This is an obscure reference but the way Graydon says “what do they need it for” at 3:43 reminds me of the way Adam says “what’s the photo for?” In the espresso scene of Mulholland Drive
goated reference
ive visited the rat hole, the lady who lives in front of it said it was actually a squirrel!
27:24 why does riley look so small
Thank you graydon for dropping the emote of the summer
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I weed ane and I like purple
That is so crazy ive been watching videos about lost all day and now i feel like im being watched
Revolver in the man's shoe thrown at cockroach's nose: snubbed.
This video is the best thing since Tony Hawks pro skater 3
4:40 hes so babygirl
Graydon so geeked
Yall don’t know about steamrolling roads 💀 2:34
They’re so fucking dumb sometimes 😭
im incomprehensibly drunk i hpe this video is goof
what does rileys shirt mean im so confused
I 🌿 ane
@@jnicole510 still dont get it
can someone explain what "I weed ane" means? also where can I buy that shirt?
The Wizard of New Zealand is actually a really cool guy. Search him up if you don't know about him.
Graydon doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's not a human in this video
Rileys shirt says "i weed ane" 👍
3:36 say that again..
Cant believe Dignons Dicknon knocked over the Olympics. What a shame!
9:33 i stg i got an ad right after riley said “stock” for an investing app called ‘moomoo’
Never thought I'd see you guys talk about Greggs. British royalty.
i love that half of the comment section is people trying to figure out what rileys shirt says
So nice you could get Don Toliver on the show but where did Graydon go?
Ohio Man VS. Florida Man would be an epic battle😅😅😅
XD
woke up my overworked pregnant wife to share this funny little insight!
I'll never stop being gaslit by Americans. Pasties were originally called (and in a lot of non-US countries still known as) Cornish Pasties because they were invented in Cornwall, England.
Pasties were invented in Devon
stealing is always okay as long as its from a giant chain cooperation
Facts
Or from your grandma
Rat hole explained: cement was still drying and a rat got stuck in it, then it dried around it’s rat body in that shape
I want some ragú sauce now, thanks!
Painesville is in the great state of Ohio. Boys, we’ve done it again
These guys seem like they would be funny if they were in... some sort of yard...
*The* yard?
Hopefully a prison yard since Graydon keeps stealing from Walmart smh
You are NOT going to believe this
Graynan's tiny meme glasses I like purple
could've done without the showboating but other than that best video i've ever seen
Riley should go face bald again
Fully disagree, he needs to bring back the handlebar and the pigtails. Subs to a million inside a month
He should grow a hitler mustache
12:05 based graydon thank u
I guess you could say one good girl is worth more than 18,000 cows
Wish I could limit how much I mind this hive... summer always brings the bugs out am I right? Big ol wasp hive on my computer desk. What can I say? I'm a fan
the wizard of Christchurch was a homie, legitimately. we love stupid jokes like that here in NZ. even in my city (Nelson) we have a wizard. I think he actually got evicted from town for taking his horse everywhere in public places.
that wooden stool looks comfortable af
top ten ridiculousnesses
Riley is the most drippy persons on this show
Hivemind tierlist tierlist when?
this video was such a banger
i was literally watching an older hivemind video thinking about how much i liked graydons shirt and it was this one.
13:31 you talking about Courtney stodden's groomer? Courtney WAS a minor, 16 years old when they were married
The yard episode was fire boys
graydon is trying so hard to beat the millenial allegations with these glasses (he's failing horribly)
Riley. Shirt. Explain.
Ridiculous News Headlines part 2 was so funny, but did the big guy really have to call the little guy his "skibidi pookie"
Anyone else wanna do the new emote with me at the next dignan protest?
NEW ZEALAND MENTIONED 🔥 🔥
hivemind? more like hivemind
yes
I feel like this is one if the few Hivemind videos you can smell
i weed ane too, riles
bro, rileys shirt has literally pulled all of my attention, I weed ane? I marry Jane? I ganjane? It's not even important but is Riley here for Jane full send?
She Hive on my Mind til my onesie Ragu sauces
Watching this on daddy’s fancy boat
Same
The 90’s basketball line had me weak
Can we just be called pieces? Like “a piece of my mind”
We are all pieces of our mind
@DevilsCherub woah I can't believe you replied to your own comment with such bars
@@jnicole510 I’ve been doubted my whole life
@@DevilsCherub oh my god 🙏🙏 never
So, doing the math, the wizard was getting less than a dime per person from taxes. That's basing it on population and an estimation of how many are tax payers. I mean, if 160,000 are paying taxes it's right at a dime, and odds are that far more than that are paying taxes. Bring back that man.
Ayo Gainesville mention 🔥🔥🔥
I just moved to Ohio and can’t wait for Dignin to break into my apartment to welcome me to his home state
Thanks 4 the new emote for the Summer, Graydon 😎
she lignan on my dignan till i smignan
Graydons point about stealing is so real. If you are paying for a bag of ice at Kroger you are a sucker.
hearing my name (Jonah) in this video feels so surreal
fun fact about the new zealand wizard: he was fired for being really sexist
To get into the elks club, you need to own an elk! Hope this helps!
I looked it up and only one person was hurt in the cow explosion