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  • @iamtheglobalone
    @iamtheglobalone 27 days ago +1401

    Pro teen 🤣🤣🤣 that Epstein joke was spot on

  • @rochester212
    @rochester212 27 days ago +3576

    I gave my dog my diploma, so now my dog has a master's degree in political studies.

    • @markstevenson6635
      @markstevenson6635 27 days ago +20

      Do you want fries with that?

    • @TheAnabevilaqua
      @TheAnabevilaqua 27 days ago +27

      @markstevenson6635no Trumps casket.

    • @brenttj.swetter7013
      @brenttj.swetter7013 27 days ago +95

      Did he also take your student loan debt?

    • @ThePunisherXX
      @ThePunisherXX 27 days ago +7

      🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @captaininsaneo-g9u
      @captaininsaneo-g9u 27 days ago +2

      No doubt your dog is smarter than you. To all ding-bat commenters. Trump was in the running and should have received the Nobel. She graciously INSISTED he accept it as she (and most of the sane world) realized he was far more deserving.
      Reply

  • @savannahlyle7813
    @savannahlyle7813 27 days ago +2355

    “IT WENT DOWN?” 😂😂😂
    priceless hahaha

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 27 days ago +51

      I thought they'd add a 0001 or something, but that was funnier.

    • @carina96823
      @carina96823 27 days ago +1

      but he had Chloë Moretz as a co-star #Tom&Jerry

    • @CynAnne1
      @CynAnne1 27 days ago +55

      The slide-whistle sound, too...! 😂

    • @LeylaUzun-j5c
      @LeylaUzun-j5c 27 days ago +9

      That's your first thought, and not just how obscene a figure 15 BILLION is?

    • @solo1y
      @solo1y 27 days ago +18

      @danbsports6760 That's where I thought it was going too. I guess that's the difference between someone who writes jokes for a living and someone like me who watches SNL on RUclips.

  • @leslieperkins2722
    @leslieperkins2722 27 days ago +3021

    Trump also accepted a veteran’s Purple Heart. Which I think is much worse.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 27 days ago

      He needed to get the Purple Bone-Spurs.

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 27 days ago +41

      It's as evil yes

    • @nancymcmonarch
      @nancymcmonarch 27 days ago +21

      Donald is, officially, Rhoda from The Bad Seed. 🙏🏽⚡⚡⚡

    • @MayhemMoore-x3d
      @MayhemMoore-x3d 27 days ago +157

      He's A FRAUD, THROUGH AND THROUGH!!! It doesn't surprise me, but it makes me ashamed of our country's "leadership".

    • @gringossa
      @gringossa 27 days ago +7

      It was a new spinoff of Alice in wonderland. He got a heart now

  • @colinubeh1180
    @colinubeh1180 27 days ago +1265

    SNL writers are having a field day. They will not run out of materials for a very long time.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 27 days ago +48

      that's what I'm afraid of.

    • @giantgeoff
      @giantgeoff 27 days ago +6

      I just hope the writers don't get run out of the country!

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole 27 days ago +33

      They all sincerely wish that they _would_ run out of ideas.

    • @cookie63079
      @cookie63079 27 days ago +20

      The jokes write themselves at this point 😆

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 27 days ago +3

      ​@giantgeoffI'd they did, we could properly channel our anger and frustration. 🤷‍♀️

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 27 days ago +2695

    That "a slight breeze joke." 👍

    • @ErikPortland
      @ErikPortland 27 days ago +1

      Totally. Ears don't grow back.

    • @Haduoken69
      @Haduoken69 27 days ago +14

      trump is USA trojan horse

    • @tomholroyd7519
      @tomholroyd7519 27 days ago

      What's on everybody's mind tonight? #Vance2026

    • @Appetite4Rose
      @Appetite4Rose 27 days ago +33

      Best joke for a long time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ytho100
      @Ytho100 27 days ago +152

      He's proven his skill at dodging drafts.

  • @jaredhenderson4909
    @jaredhenderson4909 27 days ago +934

    The folks that whine about participation trophies are being awfully quiet...

    • @jacquelinemuqui
      @jacquelinemuqui 27 days ago +8

      THIS

    • @Conceptsofaplan8647
      @Conceptsofaplan8647 27 days ago

      He's the perfect example of DEI, Didn't Earn It

    • @VeraVeronica39
      @VeraVeronica39 27 days ago +17

      Just what I commented. Boomer hypocrisy is off the charts.

    • @davidx9389
      @davidx9389 27 days ago +32

      Of course they are! They're also mostly the same people whose whining about their kid not being treated like a special snowflake was the reason why participation trophies became a thing in the first place. It's all hypocrisy.

    • @stephaniebutler2977
      @stephaniebutler2977 27 days ago +21

      @VeraVeronica39trust me, not all boomers are down with this clown!

  • @babotond
    @babotond 27 days ago +368

    the "guy pointing at him" joke was way underappreciated

    • @Lepidopterous.
      @Lepidopterous. 27 days ago +5

      Which joke was that?

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 26 days ago +6

      ​@Lepidopterous., The Grim Reaper warning Trump what lies ahead for him beyond the grave.☠💀👿

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 27 days ago +542

    I just saw where someone suggested that people flood the White House and mail in their old bowling trophies and such, just to goof on Trump.

    • @bt.c.1829
      @bt.c.1829 27 days ago +16

      I'll send one!🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @nancymcmonarch
      @nancymcmonarch 27 days ago +69

      My wise old silver-haired Mama died just before Christmas, bless her. 💞 Back when she heard that Donald was begging for a Nobel peace prize, she summed it up nicely: "They should give him shıt, and shove him in it."

    • @raf7550
      @raf7550 27 days ago

      Considering how much Republicans seem to disparage "participation" trophies, that's what everybody should be sending him in bulk.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 27 days ago +3

      Lol

    • @Hmy8799
      @Hmy8799 27 days ago +19

      @nancymcmonarchshe sounds amazing😂❤😆

  • @dragomirmarinov3891
    @dragomirmarinov3891 27 days ago +156

    The slight breeze joke is the stuff of legend.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 24 days ago +4

      Trump is going to give them an earful for making that joke

  • @doniscoming
    @doniscoming 27 days ago +535

    They still didnt release the files...

    • @Barbara-u5h
      @Barbara-u5h 27 days ago +6

      Read what information shasta reporter got about Epstein houses. Murder etc

    • @NCXDesigns
      @NCXDesigns 27 days ago

      Look up “Sascha Riley Epstein”

    • @emlynley2012
      @emlynley2012 27 days ago +3

      wagged the dog instead.....

    • @CoheedandCannabis
      @CoheedandCannabis 26 days ago +3

      Distraction after Distraction

  • @Mr.SOW999
    @Mr.SOW999 27 days ago +199

    I bet trump is about to get a whole bunch of Grammies! LOL

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 27 days ago +705

    Reminder: Minnesota is the state that has gone the longest without voting a Republican for President since the last time they did was for Nixon. There were some Republicans in the past few years who thought that Minnesota had a chance in the near future turning Red on the state level. However, after everything we have seen over the past couple of months with ICE I doubt that Republicans are gonna see any gains there anytime soon.

    • @ComeWeFly
      @ComeWeFly 27 days ago +60

      George Floyd was murdered in Minneapolis. Trump suffered so much humiliation because of the ensuing protests and his racist commentary. It’s no coincidence he’s trying to hammer the state with violence.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 27 days ago +36

      George Floyd was from Minneapolis, too, so this happening there is extra messed up.

    • @michaelmeurer5801
      @michaelmeurer5801 27 days ago +7

      Got that right. 👍

    • @kris50503
      @kris50503 27 days ago +27

      Actually, since 1972, Minnesota has had 3 Republican governors-Al Quie, Arne Carlson, and Tim Pawltenty. Also one third party, Jesse Ventura. Hope my home state has learned its lesson. Now get rid of Robb Stauber before he sells the BWCAW to a Chilean mining congomlerate.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 27 days ago

      Washington state has stayed pretty blue for a long time, too. Hopefully, people remain smart and stay that way.

  • @kbmo1981
    @kbmo1981 27 days ago +25

    "The Trump administration claims that 'yep' "😂is wild

  • @PlasmaExplosion
    @PlasmaExplosion 27 days ago +74

    3:37 DAMN THAT SLIGHT BREEZE!!!

    • @tha_gram.d_commentorator
      @tha_gram.d_commentorator 27 days ago +1

      ...nah☠️fr☠️tho...

    • @GajendraSingh-th6tg
      @GajendraSingh-th6tg 27 days ago

      ​@tha_gram.d_commentoratorJust a slight correction for windage was needed by the shooter. Alas!

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 26 days ago

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂cold AF LINE😂😂😂IM FINISHED

  • @BrettJamesBishop
    @BrettJamesBishop 27 days ago +318

    3:30 FINALLY a joke that caught me so off guard that I spit my drink out laughing and then laughed more at the joke and then laughed that I spit my drink out!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 27 days ago +774

    Sadly for Trump, he still didn't earn the peace prize, but Barack Obama & Jimmy Carter did, & that will upset him until the day he dies.

    • @Ronny999x
      @Ronny999x 27 days ago +6

      Obama did for what? Messing up Libya? And Carter did for what? Helping the Ayatollah in power? With millions of deaths as a result since then...

    • @roym4457
      @roym4457 27 days ago +21

      @Ronny999x They should stop giving the award to politicians all together in my opinion.

    • @garyfoster3854
      @garyfoster3854 27 days ago +6

      @Ronny999x ❄️

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 27 days ago +15

      @Ronny999x Obama "won" before he did anything as president and long before anything in Libya. So, he did NOT "earn" it since he had just won the election and only talked about peace. Meanwhile, Carter won LONG AFTER he left office and earned it for his help with charitable causes and diplomacy AFTER he left office and not for anything he did as president.

    • @duchampsrook
      @duchampsrook 27 days ago +2

      Chicken is my favorite flavor

  • @itzcami
    @itzcami 27 days ago +54

    “What is your algorithm?” 😂

  • @williamk70
    @williamk70 27 days ago +80

    4:02 The sound effect is so disrespectful 😂😂😂

  • @purplehead131
    @purplehead131 27 days ago +14

    Nearly choked on my drink at the “pro teen” and “slight breeze” jokes. They are NOT pulling their punches 😂

  • @genehenson8851
    @genehenson8851 27 days ago +261

    NGL, when I saw that Zoe passed Scarlett, my first thought was of Colin, but I figured Che would make the joke about it. These guys are like family somehow.

  • @pausenthink3524
    @pausenthink3524 27 days ago +321

    Each time we turn on the news, we hear a litany of lawlessness. Thank you SNL for putting it all in perspective. Your bravery inspires me.

    • @lukemn29
      @lukemn29 27 days ago +4

      Yep, paid Democratic protesters who can't get over what happened over a year ago.

    • @MasterTrizzle
      @MasterTrizzle 27 days ago +2

      @lukemn29Right, right. “All these new jokes are way too new so I’ll say that it’s something political” -you

    • @c.a.t.732
      @c.a.t.732 27 days ago +17

      @lukemn29 That whole "paid protesters" claim is just embarrassing at this point.

    • @bufordhighwater9872
      @bufordhighwater9872 27 days ago

      Really? Their bravery? Lololol. I'm not sure who the bigger shill would be in this case, you or Che and Jost. Their job is to make jokes about the President and current events. That's not bravery; it's not even edgy. At this point, if their writing wasn't as funny as it is, it would be kind of passé or hack. It's not like Norm MacDonald accusing President Clinton of murder during an Update or making OJ jokes after being told not to.
      And putting things in perspective means taking a topic someone is unsure of or disagrees with, and viewing it from an angle that allows them to change their mind or make sense of it. In what way were they changing anyone's perspective on this "litany of lawlessness"? By reinforcing the idea that President Trump is a bumbling buffoon, so we should just laugh at his antics? Or that we shouldn't take things seriously and everything will just buff out?

    • @mr-boo
      @mr-boo 27 days ago +8

      @lukemn29 I would be protesting already, but I hear I can get paid? Do you know who I have tow write to get the money? How much is it? Does it come with health insurance? Seems kinda necessary nowadays…

  • @mattjackson8983
    @mattjackson8983 27 days ago +45

    Slight Breeze and A LOT OF KETCHUP

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 25 days ago

      ppl still got a lot of *ketchup* to do on that 🍅

  • @musikerman52
    @musikerman52 27 days ago +149

    Thank God for SNL! Helps us thru these times

  • @dawnshort8987
    @dawnshort8987 27 days ago +18

    That "slight breeze" joke really painted a vivid and glorious picture in my mind.

  • @mwbwyatt
    @mwbwyatt 27 days ago +169

    XD they fired fucking SHOTS tonite lol. I love it.

  • @leevang6952
    @leevang6952 27 days ago +118

    Too exhausted from this week events. Wish I could laugh

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 27 days ago +5

      Yep!

    • @Boghopper9999
      @Boghopper9999 27 days ago +8

      Stay strong; don't let the b@stards grind you down or they win. Think about the world your kids will inherit if you don't push back against authoritarianism. Take a look at Russia if you want to see what that looks like

    • @kaylorkennedy9023
      @kaylorkennedy9023 27 days ago +8

      Very exhausted, staying vigilant.

    • @paisleyfairy1956
      @paisleyfairy1956 27 days ago +9

      Trump and his associates feel no shame because they are not capable of feeling shame but they are very capable of being embarrassed so we must laugh at them mock them make jokes about them and laugh hysterically pointing our fingers at them because that will take them down faster than any pepper spray

    • @janedoe1146
      @janedoe1146 27 days ago +1

      just watching what happened in this clip, which was unbeknownst to me, i'm just sick.

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston 27 days ago +14

    “… A slight breeze” 😮lol

  • @reignfire26
    @reignfire26 27 days ago +246

    0:44 the worst president of all time for 2 different countries!!

    • @O-Cynna
      @O-Cynna 27 days ago +18

      And 2 different terms.

    • @captaininsaneo-g9u
      @captaininsaneo-g9u 27 days ago +1

      @O-Cynna Name 2 positive things Obama and Biden did??? ..... Thought so.

    • @theotherjoe_b
      @theotherjoe_b 27 days ago +27

      ​@captaininsaneo-g9u Obama was able to get the economy back in shape after dubya nuked it and wallstreet collapsed. Pretty funny how the last couple repugnant presidents (whose elections were rather suspect to begin with) ended their terms with a destroyed economy, and left it up to a Democrat to right the ship.

    • @captaininsaneo-g9u
      @captaininsaneo-g9u 27 days ago +4

      @theotherjoe_b Wow. You're so far out of touch. Not worth a comment.

    • @eavgxxx
      @eavgxxx 27 days ago +1

      @captaininsaneo-g9u That's what everyone is thinking about you.

  • @aharon2498
    @aharon2498 27 days ago +20

    Micheal Che with that “Slight breeze” joke needs more praise

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 27 days ago +4

      It is kinda crazy that while that joke doesn't feel wrong, it feels very risky. That was baller move from Che, along with delivery.

  • @Liebs62
    @Liebs62 27 days ago +808

    A slight breeze is wild😭

    • @rc100usa
      @rc100usa 27 days ago +3

      HOLY S#@(*$*&!!!!!!

    • @aguilacahc000
      @aguilacahc000 27 days ago +8

      What a joke! that audience doesn’t deserve the joke lmao

    • @ErikPortland
      @ErikPortland 27 days ago +33

      Ears don't grow back.

    • @mr.joshua1
      @mr.joshua1 27 days ago +1

      The reaction was very pro democratic system of government 😅

    • @iyaboobasanjo1033
      @iyaboobasanjo1033 27 days ago +7

      A slight breeze that never happened

  • @Regal-75s
    @Regal-75s 27 days ago +11

    "A slight breeze" 🤣

  • @Longhornechi
    @Longhornechi 27 days ago +10

    CHE THE BREEZE JOKE WAS THE BEST 😂😂😂

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 27 days ago +76

    Che went for the jugular with that slight breeze joke 😂😂💀

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 27 days ago +12

    Damn…both Colin and Michael
    We're on fire.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 27 days ago +25

    Ketchup is seldom fatal…

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 27 days ago +20

    Trump's going to be disappointed to find out that it's not the pees prize.

  • @curiousaf9437
    @curiousaf9437 27 days ago +9

    The protien joke. Spot on

  • @parcdeexpositions
    @parcdeexpositions 27 days ago +6

    “Heated Rivalry” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @erinethria
    @erinethria 27 days ago +6

    the grim reaper joke deserved a much better reaction

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 27 days ago +73

    Colin Jost really used a national platform to confirm that his own movie career is the only thing dragging down Scarlett Johansson's box office average. That is a level of self-burn we should all aspire to. 😂

  • @markcutmore7811
    @markcutmore7811 27 days ago +37

    The world stands back in total disbelief HOW can this meglomaniac not be removed from office

    • @janedoe1146
      @janedoe1146 27 days ago +3

      it's not just criminal..it's degenerate.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 27 days ago +3

      They had the perfect angle in that ford plant.

  • @MalarkeySixTwo
    @MalarkeySixTwo 27 days ago +9

    As someone in Minnesota dealing with this bs I really needed this laugh.

  • @runuphill
    @runuphill 27 days ago +116

    rump's permanent Dirt Nap cannot come soon enough.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 27 days ago

      make sure he's buried next to his first wife

    • @marysmith8638
      @marysmith8638 27 days ago +14

      We are all hoping for the same thing.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 27 days ago +4

      Send daisy seed packets to the White House.

    • @paulmiller6245
      @paulmiller6245 27 days ago +5

      which golf course

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 26 days ago

      Next best to winning the midterms sufficiently to impeach AND convict the SOB. Then he can nap (or not) in a padded cell… Satan can wait for his bloated cousin.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 27 days ago +46

    Not enough people talk about Trump passing over Puerto Rico for statehood.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 27 days ago +3

      Nobody should talk about it because it's irrelevant. Statehood will never happen. In fact the party of statehood is collapsing. According to local polling data voter affiliation with the pro statehood new progressive party(center right) fell by 7.79% While in that same span of time Affiliation with the independence party (center left) rose by 3.25%.

    • @mlb4066
      @mlb4066 27 days ago +8

      @VMan29397 I wouldn't want to be a State in this Union these days either.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 27 days ago +2

      ​@mlb4066 Well that and the independence party runs on things like universal healthcare tax reform investing into infrastructure Going all in on green energy fixing education Diversifying the economy to reduce need on federal funding.

    • @CesarRodriguez-cf3tn
      @CesarRodriguez-cf3tn 26 days ago

      @VMan29397 oh the independence party have shown they're more of the same, the only difference is they haven't risen to power yet, but they all talk big and with the recent protests they also have shown what they are all about

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 26 days ago

      ​@CesarRodriguez-cf3tn You mean the only ones that are seeing an uptick in voter affiliation. The ones that are sitting here and saying that regime change is bad

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes 27 days ago +90

    MORE COLIN AS HEGSETH!! That shit is Funny. As. Hell. And insanely on point. I picture Colin nose to screen watching compilations of Hegseth’s speeches and ramblings, taking notes, doing shots of Fireball… 🤷‍♀️ that’s just the pic that pops into my head.😊

  • @Daivd1111
    @Daivd1111 27 days ago +38

    This is the best part of SNL!

  • @CreepyHorrorNight
    @CreepyHorrorNight 27 days ago +6

    Darn that slight breeze

  • @TheSlothNerd64
    @TheSlothNerd64 26 days ago +4

    4:04 😂 That was such a burn on Colin.

  • @Jenger69
    @Jenger69 26 days ago +2

    “A slight breeze” 🎤🤣🤣😂

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger 27 days ago +17

    Wow. Keep piling it on, guys. ✊️

  • @racheljacob8600
    @racheljacob8600 27 days ago +5

    Slight breeze is the best joke

  • @Nicholas-c7l
    @Nicholas-c7l 27 days ago +59

    Trump taking the nobel peace price joke was crazy 😂.

    • @MayhemMoore-x3d
      @MayhemMoore-x3d 27 days ago +6

      Too bad it really happened. He's a shockingly insecure little guy.

    • @markg.7865
      @markg.7865 27 days ago +1

      The orange buffoon has no shame.

  • @cranapple3367
    @cranapple3367 26 days ago +2

    "A slight breeze" might be che's most savage joke ever.

  • @iuerik6
    @iuerik6 27 days ago +5

    Best Weekend Update ever! This could easily be a daily segment if only SNL wasn't weekly.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 27 days ago +14

    Was waiting for this week in particular

  • @kevinogracia1615
    @kevinogracia1615 27 days ago +11

    I think Trump thought he was receiving "The Nubile Piece Prize."

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 27 days ago +24

    I just bought 3 Oscars from Daniel Day-Lewis, so I can call myself a 3-time Oscar winner now.

    • @rj_2_the_c
      @rj_2_the_c 27 days ago +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zewandi28
      @zewandi28 27 days ago +1

      No you needed to have been given them

  • @tgreen1862
    @tgreen1862 25 days ago

    @ 3:31-3:45 that joke was cold! 🥶 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Figgs313
    @Figgs313 27 days ago +4

    A SLIGHT BREEZE lol

  • @honestguy6345
    @honestguy6345 27 days ago +3

    A slight breeze...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wendydarling5790
    @wendydarling5790 27 days ago +5

    A slight breeze 🔥

  • @bt.c.1829
    @bt.c.1829 27 days ago +7

    OMG,MERCILESS!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @graysonpitts5784
    @graysonpitts5784 27 days ago +7

    2:17 yeah you don’t want that guys help to be a leader

  • @davesky538
    @davesky538 27 days ago +2

    Colin's imitation of Hegseth was PERFECT!

  • @benvaili248
    @benvaili248 27 days ago +7

    So the peace prize still has that lady’s name on it? And he’s still going to hang it believing he won it ? 😂😂😂😂😂world laughing

    • @mauricestevenson5740
      @mauricestevenson5740 26 days ago +1

      Nothing that a sharpie cannot fix. Remember, he has history...

    • @CountrysideCutie
      @CountrysideCutie 26 days ago

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @benvaili248
      @benvaili248 26 days ago

      @mauricestevenson5740 lol😂😂😂 unbelievable this clown is the president 😢 even worse he has 80 million enablers,including some weak world leaders 😮

  • @Lords1997
    @Lords1997 27 days ago +3

    I wish this were a nightly show😂

  • @ashenmoonclash
    @ashenmoonclash 27 days ago +3

    Scarlet finally got a joke she would laugh at😅

  • @sanjanamunigala
    @sanjanamunigala 27 days ago +2

    I NEED more unhinged weekend updates omggggg

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 26 days ago

    "A slight breeze". Vicious 😁

  • @dariusconnoley4022
    @dariusconnoley4022 27 days ago +3

    the whistle was BRUTAL

  • @Stitchxavi
    @Stitchxavi 27 days ago +8

    1:03 no thanks. We good.
    🇵🇷 ¡wepa!

  • @JuiceMyRandomness
    @JuiceMyRandomness 27 days ago +26

    Giving him that peace prize… it’s like giving a child a piece of candy to try and stop a tantrum. I can’t believe the leader of America would take a prize like that which was given it to someone else for their hard work.

    • @kittygonz33
      @kittygonz33 27 days ago +10

      I can - he’s pathetic 😂

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 27 days ago +5

      When you realize he retreats back to child like state due of dementia it makes sense.

    • @Badbufon
      @Badbufon 27 days ago +2

      all what Machado did was selling Venezuela off to American companies, the Prize was a worthless political stun.

    • @theotherjoe_b
      @theotherjoe_b 27 days ago

      That's what happens when the "leader" has the emotional capacity of a tween girl.

  • @cdonorab
    @cdonorab 25 days ago

    Love Colin’s “It went down?” Too funny

  • @keyblok
    @keyblok 26 days ago

    "a slight breeze" was brutal

  • @CynAnne1
    @CynAnne1 27 days ago +39

    Mama Machado gave the puling preschooler 'President' her shiny Nobel necklace so he'd stop squalling. 😭

    • @Brandon-os3qr
      @Brandon-os3qr 26 days ago

      Not so he'd stop squalling; so she could stay involved in the ongoing situation in Venezuela. Americans think it was "to become president" but thats because americans dont understand any part of the situation. Which is no defense of Trump...we can and should hate him. It's just not MCM's fault for doing what she has to for her people

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 27 days ago +100

    What is your algorithm? 😁

  • @bloody_footprints
    @bloody_footprints 27 days ago +82

    Bullying someone out of their trophy for their achievements only gives you that, the trophy. It also does not serve as a device to travel back in time to make your daddy love you, & it does not make anyone love you here & now. What a pathetic person.

    • @DavidStiger-s6k
      @DavidStiger-s6k 27 days ago +2

      Lea machismo😊

    • @DavidStiger-s6k
      @DavidStiger-s6k 27 days ago

      I'm cute

    • @Seven07770
      @Seven07770 27 days ago +2

      That is his m.o. ,.. tantrums of the tiny tyrant are never-ending.

    • @Badbufon
      @Badbufon 27 days ago +3

      both are pathetic individuals, Machado only got the throphy because it was a political stunt to remove Maduro. and she happily threw it away if it meant she could be an American puppet dictator.

    • @bloody_footprints
      @bloody_footprints 27 days ago +5

      ​​​@Badbufon She got it because she fought for democracy even when it meant she could get killed for it. The Nobel committee does not care about Trump's little stunts.

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 27 days ago +2

    getting a peace prize re-gifted by a person from the country you just bombed.

  • @EscapePodAdventure
    @EscapePodAdventure 25 days ago

    They have so much material to work with and this is what they come up with!!!
    Appreciate Jimmy that much more!

  • @EntretenimientoConPerspectiva

    😂love these guys

  • @laurie9708
    @laurie9708 27 days ago +44

    "A slight breeze." That one cut deep.

    • @ResoluteContrarian
      @ResoluteContrarian 27 days ago +20

      Not as deep as it should have been

    • @ArneyO7
      @ArneyO7 27 days ago +1

      ​@ResoluteContrarian don't wish death on others

    • @SocietySpider
      @SocietySpider 27 days ago

      @ArneyO7 Some people deserve it though and the orange tyrant definitely fits in that category... Don't want him shot though, but tried and hanged for crimes against humanity.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 27 days ago

      @ArneyO7 - unless it's an evil dictator who's letting his agents assault and murder innocent Minnesotans, or destroying the white house to put up a hitler-dream ballroom, or kidnapping other people's presidents illegally to claim the land as its own, or begging to seize Greenland despite nobody's interst in the matter, or lying about bringing the cost of eggs down, or making horrible distraction after horrible distraction just to keep those incriminating files out of people's minds... then it's totally understandable.

    • @faith121
      @faith121 27 days ago

      ​@ArneyO7 that's all rump does. "That’s the way it has to be. There has to be retribution."

  • @giantnerd14
    @giantnerd14 27 days ago +16

    If Colin's marriage can survive Che's constant stream of hardcore burns they'll be together forever.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 27 days ago +2

      That is how you keep it alive 😅

    • @davidrichards6509
      @davidrichards6509 27 days ago +3

      The fact that Scarlette and Colin made it through the CEREMONY with Che in the room is a sign that she's really committed to this relationship 😂😂😂

  • @NamathCB
    @NamathCB 26 days ago

    Colin doing Hegseth this week is THE BEST!

  • @meelickmusic1
    @meelickmusic1 26 days ago

    😂 Slight Breeze!!!! Lol!!!

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 27 days ago +537

    Che deserves the Peace Prize for working peacefully with Colin all these years.

  • @TheCherylish1
    @TheCherylish1 27 days ago +7

    What do people expect?He gave himself a fkn purple heart.He never served a minute in the military.What a disgrace to those who earned it So honorably

  • @JadedLady0009
    @JadedLady0009 27 days ago +3

    oh yes please, this can’t come fast enough!!! 1:32

  • @jakejacobs2258
    @jakejacobs2258 26 days ago

    Spot on. These two have become classics and will remain so perpetually.

  • @mlb4066
    @mlb4066 27 days ago +4

    4:07 Colin's reaction makes me wonder, as I often do, if these guys actually know what they are going to say before they read the cue cards on the air. It's actually funnier if they don't.

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 27 days ago +3

    "I don't know how he's alive"
    ... Yeah we don't either

  • @Dia_louvel
    @Dia_louvel 27 days ago +4

    Weekend update is on top notch today..honestly i was disappointed about cold open..but this guys save the day

  • @music-at-msg
    @music-at-msg 25 days ago +1

    “What is your algorithm”

  • @IAmAnnaish
    @IAmAnnaish 25 days ago

    That grim reaper joke was amazing

  • @Crenlas
    @Crenlas 27 days ago +4

    Hegseth just sent orders to deploy two battalions to Minnesota. I wonder how we can get that worked into SNL.

  • @Nicholas-c7l
    @Nicholas-c7l 27 days ago +21

    Che is on fire tonight

  • @cookie63079
    @cookie63079 27 days ago +9

    So he's ok with Iran protesters but not Minnesotans? What a tool

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl 27 days ago +1

      Nah, he's saying that so he has justification to go over there. Just like he's waiting for a terrible riot to happen in Minnesota to justify canceling elections and justify military takeover here. different strategies, same goal.

  • @sukriti1319
    @sukriti1319 25 days ago

    Head reindeer is soooo SNL 😂😂

  • @jrs6657
    @jrs6657 26 days ago

    That damn slight breeze......mF damn it!...

  • @jeanm27
    @jeanm27 27 days ago +3

    3:52 If there wasn't money on screen, then Highest Grossing Actress might have been a really Ambiguous term...