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I played against the WORLD'S BEST GeoGuessr player
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- Published on Jan 16, 2026
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Schlatt, Slimecicle, and Joe Bartolozzi play GeoGuessr against the best player in the world. Literally.
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all three guys yelling and radu being completely quiet is exactly like the lion yelling at the monkey image
RUclips needs to add images to comments
Eh
@goatzygames with all the sex bots do you think thats a good idea?
@5555aa-xr5zcYes. Bots can’t really upload media if the system is done correctly.
or the woman yelling at a cat
the whole ocean bit was possibly the funniest thing ever
I'm tearing up thinking about that part again 😭
and they still lost lmao
genuinely had me to tears bro, schlatt please never change
Yeah lol
@dictatoroblitorator1115 Pretty sure they won?
Slimescicle trying to call all the numbers he sees was hilarious 😭
WHERE ARE YOU?
@littleladlarry And I'm so sorry.
@littleladlarryso much Troy energy came out in that yell😂
God loves you and has a plan for your life
Especially since he was doing it without knowing the country, and therefore not entering the country code and having absolutely zero shot at ever getting through to anyone 😂
Them screaming about every name on every sign they accidentally say like their opponent is some malevolent beast that will torment them when he finds out where they are is so funny
Yeah its was real fun
Well, well, well if it isn’t, the man who killed chuckle sandwich, the man who abandoned chuckle sandwich, and the man who died on his trip to the hills
chukl sndwhc
It was very satisfying being the 1k like
@maidquackity6703 I’m happy for you, congratulations on your achievement 🫡
Considering recent events he's killed more than chuckle sandwich
@propeladdict Wdym recent? You remember '99?
9:05 Joe: how did everyone know the exact region of Argentina?
The humble sign: "Museo de la Patagonia"
i was thinking the same thing
Also a sign that said rio negro
Also you never go Buenos Aires with that vegetation
Mainly it just looked like that area of Argentina
It literally said rio negro LMAO 😭
33:45 “Dude I’m so glad you spent that year abroad in that cave” 😭😭😭 Slimesicle never change
I read this right as he said that
Rent must be due again
bro can’t even upload
Rent is very expensive in New York
@schlattco then move to Idaho
@QuantumPurpleFELLOW IDAHO VIEWER!?
@schlattco You have displayed that you have the means to fix that after what happened to the queen.
“Do THey SpEak SpANisH IN SpAIn”
-slimesicle
no, they speak espanol
To be fair there's a lot of people on like twitter who said things like "Wait you're not latino/hispanic, you're from spain!" before.
Sybau 🥀🥀💔
@Zero_ShiftTwitter has to be the place where everyone ignorant about hispanics and latinos congregate
The fact he guessed the Great Barrier Reef on Slimecicle's Joke round is so funny. It really is beautiful and recognizable though (NZ-er here!)
Schlatt, where were you earlier.
🤐🤐🤐
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Vacation to Utah whataboutit
@firehazard0942insane
Saving the world.
i have a few questions about recent events....
i cant believe they slimed charlie... this was the last video he ever filmed
@Homuncculus wait what what happened I haven’t watched many videos of them recently
@Blue_Ivy_626 I'm guessing you already saw by now but Charlie Kirk got clipped.
@FNaF3VODsGuy ahh yea I just thought because the way the comment said it made me thing they maybe had some drama and just randomly filmed together again that’s how it sounded to me but thx!
@Homuncculus good word play
"We bleed but we don't kneel" I see slimcicle is once again casually dropping the hardest line I've ever heard and it's over geoguesser
8:35 “you didn’t see hebrew?”
10:31 [cursive hebrew] “i’ve never seen this language in my entire life.” 😭😭😭🙏
Tbf geoguessr is the only reason I know that cursive hebrew is a thing.
@volundrfrey896 it’s developed from cursive yiddish (which is printed using the hebrew script), but unfortunately our timeline has made it so yiddish is no longer a commonly written and shared language anymore… instead we have modern hebrew.
i had the exact same thought when i heard that lmao i even also left a comment about it 😭😭😭😭
slime having the complete inability to recognise languages is killing me
I LOVE seeing the current top pros get recognition for their immense skills. No shade to rainbolt, but I absolutely love seeing the more casual audience see where the top players are now.
0:26 Guys don't kidnap him he's not a traffic sign
It’s not kidnapping if it’s free
@Janos-r6x that doesn’t….nvm
@Janos-r6x the organs have a prize.
14:40 about this part.
A scientist once said "The brain is so complex, today we only know what 10% of it is used for" > turned into "We only use 10% of our brain" (ofcourse got it from NDT)
27:34 “He was in New York, but you ARE New York.”
Sybau 🥀🥀💔
@kanishkingale bro all he did was quote it. You ain’t tuff my guy
6:22 it's not about IF you're related, it's about how related you are, EVERYBODY is related to some degree
what :0
@emily-tg8wk tini island+same peapole+no imigrants= everybody cusin
Dear jschlatt as part of the brazilian comunity i am very disapointed in you for thinking we speak spanish as for your punishment the council has decided that the events that happened in 99 will be recreated with you as the victim
He did correct himself immediately, though.
the thing about Charlie and geoguessr is that he's really good at reading English
0:58 120 BUCKS FOR THE SMELL OF PAPER???? JUST BURN PAPER INSTEAD
I've never though i'd see Joe Bartolozzi and Schlatt in one voice call
He was in a Chuckle Sandwich episode
@kirby7294 hot dawg
@kirby7294 in two episodes even
@kirby7294 2 times
@kirby7294 in two actually
Love supporting my local small creators
Gotta give to the poor
9:40 Schlatt, the reason they went that low down is the sign you saw saying "Patagonia". That's a region in South America with Chile and Argentina in like the Southern Cone looking part of it.
Hey Schlatt, where did you spend your birthday? Was it Utah?
Not joking it actually was 😭🙏
He should consider spending time in DC next
24:29 I never thought I'd hear Schlit say Thessaloniki
2:11 It’s giving the same vibe as “The trees are polish”
being able to tell what type of soil is insane.
There is a mode that shows you only the starting frame for 0.1 seconds, and there's quiet a few people who could get 18000+ points consistently on this mode
"do they speak spanish in spain"
one child left behind
Schlatt x Radu on ao3 and wattpad
14:38 Haha yes a majority of humans use 100% of their brains, it’s just that different regions are activated in different scenarios so it’s not actually running at 100% capacity at all times.
32:43 I WANNA BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS” peak
12:16 I don’t believe schlatt can squat 4 plates
I actually giggled
Charlie... The Netherlands has no mountains... IT HAS NO MOUNTAINS CHARLIE!
It's the opposite of mountains it's below sea level
@Greatly_Incompetentfor about half the country yeah. And officially we do have some mountains, but there's only one in The Netherlands proper, It's low as fuck and it's in Limburg, which barely counts as the Netherlands
Literally what I was screaming like it’s famously flat as fuck
We know it was you shlatticus
Schlatt, what did you do now
Schlatt, Slimecicle, and Joe is the best combination of creators I have ever seen.
New podcast
i hope they collab again, this is such a fun group
5:35 I LIVE THERE WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
OF COURSE IT WAS ICELAND IT HAS THE FRIGGING "Ð" ON THE SIGN!!!! 😭😭😭 (lowercase of "Ð" is "ð" btw, and it makes the "TH" sound like in "That" and "This")
30:50 TRINDAD AND TOBAGO MENTIONED???
15:05 the fact they're going crazy over "theorised" shows they're not scientists. A scientific theory is proven or has a lot of evidence
Shit I watched 5 more seconds, oopsies
@Benno_427ahahaha
The stapes is one of 3 bones in our middle ear that helps to magnify sound so that our inner ear can better process it.
Word
I was actually a little shocked that my brain not only learned that but remembered it
19:24 “there are deer where we are” cool so that eliminates antarctica, the rest of the planet is still in play
So… what did you do for your birthday?
21:15 Schlatt saying my state on spanish is the most accurate American thing I've heard so far
ypu have a death note i just cant prove it yet
I love how Joe is actually a geoguessr player, Schlatt is the epitome of a knowledgeable casual, and Charlie needs to take some sort of class immediately because oh my gosh
29:29 nevermind he's the best geoguessr player alive
i was expecting the ususal Zi8zag or Rainbolt collab but Radu is crazy
yea for once the "worlds best player" is actually the best player and not rainbolt or zigzag
Fr
Not even glazing but zi8zag is like a top 20-30 player and can take games off of the elites. He obv not as good as radu but still a very strong player
@vegetableoil1383yeah hes better than rainbolt by probably a solid bit
@vegetableoil1383 definitely, wasnt disputing that
33:17 ok, but the fact that IVE BEEN TO THAT CAVE IN KOREA BEFORE 😭 the way i recognized it immediately and then was in denial until it showed where it was
did you like utah...bigman...hmmmmm...
11:00 yeah I can get why people were thrown off, most people don’t know about cursive Hebrew lol
I love how i as a dane even before seeing any of the writing that was the one in denmark and i just knew based on how the whole atmosphere of the picture was
29:43 absolute chaos lmao
26:42 chile mentioned🌶️ 🇨🇱
19:40 Schlatt yelling at the sign being blank, because its the backside of the sign is just funny
Raid and Rainbolt could actually kill someone together
31:01😂 Schlatt reached his limit
11:56 The jaw is the strongest in the body for its overall size and weight, but the gluteal muscles are the strongest, although they are much larger.
5:44 It literally said "islenskar" on the sign how were you all THAT off
30:40 love from Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹🇹🇹
ted's only got a short time left
Aye schlatt… ya been in Utah recently?
11:50 the largest organ IN the human body. Last I checked the skin wasn't inside the body, but sure.
15:30 is when the other dude joins. The pro or whatever
11:07 Wasn’t there one where it was just images of the World Trade Center memorial?
"Don't kidnap him, he'd leave" has a lot of funny implications
"It's weird that they guessed that part of argentina" Buddy it said Patagonia on the sign it was likely to be in Patagonia.
radu could basically be a civil engineer but he out here doin' this
All 3 of these guys flunked shool.
Do a jschlatt labubu
33:54 I’ve actually been in this cave it’s in an amphitheater in the west of syracuse
What was the point of Radu being on no move mode if you were just going to read every sign to him
30:20 shit had me dying
I have a feeling Slime is gonna be REALLY REALLY good at this!
These three are my favortie trio on youtube
Radu and Jschlatt colab was not on my thought list
30:15 ah yes my favorite place.
How was Utah?
21:57 THAT CAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
I know what you did.
i know what you did.
I know what you did.
I know what you did.
I know what you did.
I know what ewe did.
10:16 this bit was funny
i call it here Zi8gzag is gonna react to this
The argentinian place is Bariloche, a very important touristic place in the country, thats why so many people guessed it right!!!
If I drank a shot every time a geoguessr player saw spanish text and clicked brasil for no reason I'd be very drunk.
How was Utah Shlattman? 🕵️♂️
30:55 WHAT! HOW?!
"Yesterdays event", We know what you did
20:54 The fact that I drive on this road so often and wasn't even able to recognize is actually crazy
don't dox yourself silly
@sleepygirly_omw to send that guy a package full of shit
my house is very close to that location
@TheUltraLynx
I am 30 seconds away from your location.
@TheUltraLynxI was just really happy Saskatchewan was mentioned in general 😭😭😭
Wow jschlatt made this video to distract people from what he did in Utah 4 days ago
did you do it.
Portuguese uses ã, õ, and ç. Also it uses "e" for "and", "a" and "o" for "the", "da" and "do" for "of the", common endings are "[a/o/e]ndo", "ão" or "dade", and the only consonants at the end of words are "M" or "L".
Spanish uses ñ, y, and ll. Also it uses "y" for "and", "la" and "el" for "the", "de la" and "del" for "of the", common endings are "iendo", "ion", "dad", and the only consonants at the end of words are "N", "D" or "L".
Now you know how to differentiate when they are written. When they are spoken is way easier to differentiate. For European Portuguese they will sound like drunk Russian (Lisbon and Porto) or French (Açores), for Brasilian Portuguese they will sound like singing (top half of MG and up), a retired Italian (bottom half of MG and down) or a frisky French pothead (RJ).
European Spanish uses the TH sound a lot. Chilean Spanish will sound like simlish (from the sims). Argentinian Spanish has a lot of "SH" sounds. Colombia and Venezuela have "J" sounds for their "LL" and "Y" while ironically their "J" sounds like an "H".
Also Portuguese has "Z" sounds, some times the word is written with "S" between two vowels and will sound like a "Z" too. While Spanish only uses "S" sounds even for their "Z"s.
There are words that are spoken the same and written different between the languages like "sugar" is "açucar" in Portuguese but "azúcar" in Spanish.
Now after that explanation if I see people clicking Brasil when they read Spanish or clicking Spain when they read Portuguese I will DM them a streetview screenshot of their house.
holy shit i love this trio
5:45 IT SAYS ISLENSKAR RIGHT THERE
9:30 dude, if you are from Argentina or went as a tourist, you KNOW it's Bariloche. It's the place for tourists, specially in winter with the snow. Literally there's this 'tradition' or whatever where people who are on their last year of highschool in Argentina do a trip there for a few days to celebrate. Buenos Aires is great and all, but it doesn't have beautiful mountains and it hasn't snowed there since I was two. Sorry for talking so much, I recognized it right away.
jajsjjs literal, vi los arcos del centro civico y grité bariloche
5:46 the sign litterally say icelandic in icelandic and has the flag kinda on it
b-but what about rainbolt????????
You either die a Schlegend, or live long enough to become a Schludwig
9:49 A googledebunker if you will