right baxck atya, kiddo -- not all of us up here believe the propaganda; not all Americans ar x & y. Most are just like us, realy --same hopes & aims in life. You love your kids. We overeat. & so what -- life is for living & loving, not hating. . .
All western governments received the same instructions. here's an extract from Trudeaus. We were told it was in the individuals best interest to participate. When several committee members pushed relentlessly to get an answer we were told that those who refused would first live under the lock down restrictions indefinitely. And that over a short period of time as more Canadians transitioned into the debt forgiveness program, the ones who refused to participate would be deemed a public safety risk and would be relocated into isolation facilities. Once in those facilities they would be given two options, participate in the debt forgiveness program and be released, or stay indefinitely in the isolation facility under the classification of a serious public health risk and have all their assets seized. So as you can imagine after hearing all of this it turned into quite the heated discussion and escalated beyond anything I’ve ever witnessed before. In the end it was implied by the PMO that the whole agenda will move forward no matter who agrees with it or not. That it wont just be Canada but in fact all nations will have similar roadmaps and agendas. That we need to take advantage of the situations before thing were completely ignored. Our opinions and concerns were ignored. We were simply told to just do think its going to place Canadians into a dark future. Vancouver, Canada·Posted Today, October 14 !!!
I have to say, growing up Canadian and living in the States for the last 30 years, Spencer King's Canadian accent is about spot on. It's in the vowel sounds. :) And the whole cadence of the Canadian mugger's monologue was juuuust exaggerated enough to be funny, but sounded an awful lot like the folk I grew up with. Bravo!
@@pamelameckley5040 I think it was a reflex. He demanded the money. My friend said “no”, so he stabbed him, took the money, and yelled “sorry” as he ran away. My friend yelled after him, “Then why did you stab me?”
As a Canadian, it took me a bit longer to understand that joke than it should've- *Welcome to Canada -Sorry* [Welcome to Canada - Surrey (Surrey is the bordering city near Seattle)]
Living in Lamgley means never having to say you'rte Surrey (Langley is bordering community who made these license plate frames once & Surrey mayor cried)
I went to college with a lady that had a BODACIOUS, loud, bellowing laugh. Whenever we were at a movie in the small town, if she was there, we would all know as soon as there was a funny line. I bet the locals thought she was faking that laugh, but it was real.
I'm Canadian. I visited Maryland a few years, and while shopping accidentally bumped my cart into someone else's cart. I apologised, and she said ok and went on her way. I thought it seemed rude at first ..she hadn't seemed angry at all, why didn't she apologize? Then I remembered where I was.
Um hang on. You hit someone else's kart. And you apologise. And you want to know why the other person didnt apologise. Because from your story the other person didnt do anything
@jj c they didn't do anything. But in Canada, if the person isn't annoyed, they likely apologize. It's a Canadian thing. It's not a thing in the US therefore not rude. It's not exactly rude in Canada, but s little unusual.
I’m American from Minnesota and we all love Canadians. I’ve never met any American who really has a issue with Canada. In comedy? I think it’s all in fun.
The Canadian stereotype of getting let go: had 20+ gangsters in a bad neighborhood Hoot at me as I got off a city bus. They surrounded me, shouting white boy and whatever. Funny. I instantly used a thick Canadian accent and acted all friendly saying I had to get to work since I was visiting from Canada. All of them got so excited and happy, told me to stay safe and have a great time in America 😂
As a Canadian...I would be almost run off the highway in America...when visiting I was laughed at for saying I was in the Army...them claiming they didn't know canada had a military....asked it they wore red uniforms...that's our RCMP...a form of FBI I suppose for canada..I was told I sounded retarded...by people in Missouri and I was baffled because they talked liked watching molasses run down a tree in winter....so slow like....lol Terrified...I would sleep in car lots in my car while driving through the states...and always remembered to buy canadian smokes prior to entering cause....American smokes are similar to cigars. All that said...I loved it all... Canadians aren't really polite tho...it's just how we manipulate situations passively....
Omg. The throwing up sound to pronounce Louisville is 1000% accurate. When we first moved to Kentucky, my son in law would get mad that we weren’t pronouncing it correctly. So we had to learn how to say it and you pretty much have to throw up to say it the way locals deem the correct way.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou He's been in power for awhile, not all of us feel the same about Trudeau as the day he was elected- sure we're democratic but if you've heard anything about Canadian news recently you'd know a lot of people want him out of office with the "freedom convoy" issue, his past of blackface which resurfaced a few years ago, etc., and as far as I know another election only happens if the Queen deems it necessary basically- among a few other things maybe. He's been in office for at least 6 years now so surely many opinions have changed by now. Shoot I was about to apologize for making my comment so long but then I realized how Canadian that is- I always thought the "Canadians apologize all the time" was super stereotypical but now I see what y'all mean
@@milk4131 The small loud minority does not speak for the entire nation. The silent majority are rolling their eyes in embarrassment and would either reelect Trudeau or elect someone like him if given the chance, just like the silent majority to the south kicked out the loudmouth whose cult worshipers fancied themselves the "silent majority" until the real silent majority gave them a painful wake-up call in November 2020.
Yup...nobody wants to come visit a communist nation led by a drama teaching dictator. "Come to Chinada, where you too can see police trample old ladies with horses." "Watch the nobel cops arrest old men with canadian flags." "Watch our PM shut everything down and force everyone to get three needles that didn't work for him." From best to worst in 2 years.
@suspicious by nature Don't flatter yourself. There's nothing "nice" about calling someone "Turd-dough". The Trudeau haters are giving the world a glimpse of an "Ugly Canadian" comparable to the infamous "Ugly American".
I genuinely enjoy these videos Dry Bar, gives me a chance to see comedians I've enjoyed and some I haven't watched yet, which makes me look up their full set to appreciate. Golden stuff Dry Bar and VidAngel.
We (Aussie medical professionals)totally loved Canada!The people were friendly,courteous and helpful(unlike Americans where we toured extensively-rude,openly bigoted and loud-mouthed.Pretty obnoxious and total pigs when eating).Hope to take our children overseas when they're a bit older,but absolutely not to America.
I'm an American, but I feel I certainly identify more with the Canadian personality: polite, non-aggressive, welcoming... Don't know what happened to that in this country.
I grew up in Northern IL. I think Canada leaked there because that's my habit too. Married my NJ grown husband almost 20 years who told me to stop appologizing for everything. I still cringe when I'm holding back an apology that I know I'll be scolded for if I say it.
I am Canadian. Been living on the US for 19 years. Became a US citizen four years ago. I went up to Canada March 2020 the EXACT day that covid hit. My brother went missing and we feared his death. The Canadian border patrol were so rude to me! I did stay there for two weeks... only to help my father get things situated. Upon my return to the US... the US border patrol was so compassionate towards my situation... where the Canadians basically would only let me pass through if my brother was dead and having to discuss things got me emotional. They said "you seem too emotional to drive. Wht should we let you go any further?" I said "you asked me about some highly sensitive information. Why WOULDN'T I be emotional? I just drove SIX of my EIGHT hours." They let me go after that. But... ridiculous rude Canadian border patrol!
Border guards aren't a welcoming committee. 😂🤣😂. People who are guilty often "run high" with emotion so they were doing their job by asking questions to validate your story. And after a few questions they believed you and let you through. That's their job. It's your job to control your own emotions. Them also asking if you're ok to drive, actually shows you they were trying to be nice and considerate.
@@lizliz4186 no, they said "you seem too emotional to continue. Why should we let you continue" (or something like that. Memory isn't great avout it right now. At least if I mentioned that the situation was so urgent and my emotions were flooded because I am SO CLOSE to my brother... I mean.. they hadn't found his body yet. His body slipped into Lake Erie off a tug boat. Think about it. They FORCED me to say avout him being dead. I didn't want to think avout that as I was traveling to support my family and this high risk situation. The US side was much, much more understanding!
@@lizliz4186 also, I wasn't "guilty". If I'm asked "why are you visiting..." it was a VERY sensitive issue. My brother was one of the only family members I was so close to. I understand the whole "emotions" check. I work in security sales so I know how to check emotions due to deception and theft.
24 minute guy was me: I live in California, there's nothing exotic about Spanish, I'll take French. Why be able to communicate with half the population of my state. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
@@ClownXmachina 33% voted for him last election: 34% voted conservative, 18% voted NDP. You really should do some reading before making stupid comments.
Weed is legal. USA is still NOT doing that. Automatically 40000 billion times better than ever American president to date. Also Maternity leave is an actual human leave. USA STILL BARBARIC AND DISGUTSING TO WOMEN AND BABIES. Every leader has issues. Trudeau is amazing always compared to anyone leading the USA.
In Kansas we have a river called the "ArKANSAS River" ... In Arkansas, that SAME river, even though its spelled EXACTLY the same, is pronounced "ArkanSAW"... A weird Official Arkansas State law... Us Kansans know the real
The experience that Leland had... I had going into Canada back in '01. No kidding, a team of 6-8 Canadian border guards kept my friend and me "in the position" with our hands on the hood for a good 45 minutes while they searched every nook and cranny of the car.
My hometown is in upstate NY very close to Canada. As youngun's in the later 70's we would go to Canada for shopping or lunch or whatever. I drove a '68 Pontiac Lemans red with black leather bucket seats and black half roof. We would always have little baggies of cereal especially the frosted mini wheat. One time coming back into America we were detained for hours. They let us make one phone call so we called one of the girls dad and he called the other parents. Apparently my car closely resembled a car running drugs over the border. They found the shredded wheat crumbs and thought it was drugs. They tore my car apart...and I mean door panels off, parts of the engine removed, all tires remove. It was in pieces. The lab test came back with no drugs so after 8 hour they said we could go. Thankfully, they put most of my car back together. Apparently they usually don't. We were quite anxious because hey it was the 70's and plenty of wacky weed and hash had been in that car. Fortunately I'd cleaned it out before the trip.
I was a visiting researcher at University of Waterloo, Ontario. Contrary to stereotype, I thought most people were super rude, but there was this one amazing woman at the student centre the first day I was there, who made up for the rest of them.
As someone from this city.....most people at UW are not Canadian, they are international students. Sorry you had a negative experience here. If you go to more rural areas or away from metropolitan southern Ontario you'll find that people are kinder and more polite.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Extreme times are about to come to the whole world and all countries. You'll see it soon, don't you worry and you also will be a victim. Vax or no vax.
It is awesome up here🙃 Don’t mind the negativity....every country has their crying minority who desperately want to believe they are the silent majority.
@MoronicWaterBuffalo That’s another way to do it, but it leaves the pool in a horrible mess. You need to think things through and not just automatically rely on gun violence. You’re certainly not Canadian, are you? BTW: You got the moronic part right!
A Physical Therapist kept pushing my leg until I screamed in pain and then pushed it a little more. I refused his care. There were other PTs to work with. Two of them did that to me. There were several better ones.
🤣 " Jesus is a Gemini, I think he's got a twin.. alright, never mind.." 🤣. we just celebrate Christmas on a different day. Let's just go to looeeeville
Thinking about the highway from Canada to Mexico, and vice versa, you should also include charging stations every 50 miles, and on ramps only! For all the people with the electric cars.
I went through Canadian customs by Cornwall. I'm driving a BMW with Florida plates. Border patrol asked what you doing in Canada. I said a day trip. Oooooo i have to explain that. We have a summer home on lake George New York. The remnants hurricane Floyd came through. Sank every boat on the lake. 2 days of floating boats and run on the generator we decided to get out of here and head home. We went straight North and ended up in Quebec. Took a left untll we could find somebody that could speak English and found a hotel
Lake George, home of the Americade Rally...use to go every year when I lived in Central NY. Learned how to pick a bike up if it falls sideways. I actually had that happen twice...there was a tiny gal lifting up a Goldwing.
It's only a stereotype: in my travels to the states, I've always found them very polite, except maybe Dallas and LA. Outside of Dallas, the rest of Texas was super hospitable, as was Virginia, the Dakotas, Montana... even Chicago was a good experience.
When she said "Canada is not another country", I got triggered. As a Canadian, I am worried that the Putin model of foreign relations might one day be applied here in North America. If American really think that Canada isn't really another country, we are doomed, like Ukraine has experienced with Putin's Russia, to endure an American invasion. I am armed and ready to repel any and all invaders.
American lady at a five guys one time told me that every Canadian she ever met was rude and mean ! After I stopped laughing I sat down with her and showed her how we really are 😂😂
I lived in Indiana half my lifetime and delivered to hospitals all over the northern US states. What I kept seeing was the parking lots were half full of cars with Canadian license plates. It seems that if Canadians want medical care from a competent Doctor within a reasonable number of months, or if they need an organ transplant, they come to our hospitals then go home and just refuse to pay the bills. Was explained this at several billing offices. There was a time when hundreds of Canadian women would fly into the States, have an ABORTION upon demand, and then bleed on the flight home. Too much paperwork and restrictions at home, I suppose. Ya, the stewardesses were trained to make sure of extra towels and training to cope with this problem.
Settle down. He’s not a great leader but you certainly don’t understand the meaning of what a facist is. Take a seat and put your sign away. Not all the humour in this video was funny. I agree however no need for a soapbox or any political rhetoric. It’s comedy plain and simple.
Ironic that they actually spoke up against the emergency measures act when other parties wouldn't! Never thought I'd see the day I would find common ground with those people...
This American loves her Canadian neighbors. May God be with us all.
right baxck atya, kiddo -- not all of us up here believe the propaganda; not all Americans ar x & y. Most are just like us, realy --same hopes & aims in life. You love your kids. We overeat. & so what -- life is for living & loving, not hating. . .
We love you too
Curling is far more exciting to watch than golf. 😂
comme ci, comme ca. . . *snore*
Thank you Dry Bar for putting this together in the midst of what's going on. Laughter can certainly bring us all together, God bless Canada: FREEDOM!
Tough to watch - after the last month's activities in Ottawa.
@@pontevecchiohoa yes but also pride in my Northern neighbors. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Get an education.
Thank you for your humorous perspectives and spreading laughter to humanity. What a gift!
All western governments received the same instructions. here's an extract from Trudeaus.
We were told it was in the individuals best interest to participate. When several committee members pushed relentlessly to get an answer we were told that those who refused would first live under the lock down restrictions indefinitely. And that over a short period of time as more Canadians transitioned into the debt forgiveness program, the ones who refused to participate would be deemed a public safety risk and would be relocated into isolation facilities. Once in those facilities they would be given two options, participate in the debt forgiveness program and be released, or stay indefinitely in the isolation facility under the classification of a serious public health risk and have all their assets seized.
So as you can imagine after hearing all of this it turned into quite the heated discussion and escalated beyond anything I’ve ever witnessed before. In the end it was implied by the PMO that the whole agenda will move forward no matter who agrees with it or not. That it wont just be Canada but in fact all nations will have similar roadmaps and agendas. That we need to take advantage of the situations before thing were completely ignored. Our opinions and concerns were ignored. We were simply told to just do think its going to place Canadians into a dark future.
Vancouver, Canada·Posted Today, October 14 !!!
Visited the west coast of Canada twice. I also drove through on my way to Alaska. Loved it, such a beautiful country.
I have to say, growing up Canadian and living in the States for the last 30 years, Spencer King's Canadian accent is about spot on. It's in the vowel sounds. :) And the whole cadence of the Canadian mugger's monologue was juuuust exaggerated enough to be funny, but sounded an awful lot like the folk I grew up with. Bravo!
My father was a Canadian, in the Uk he was always asked if he was an American. He hated that question.
Its only a question 🙈
Ask the Brit if he's Irish.
Eat the fruit, Lois, eat the fruit! 🤣🤣🤣
We picked blueberries all afternoon. My grandfather said we had to eat them all before we got to the checkpoint
The border is strict about spreading agricultural diseases. Good for us all. Wish they were better about foreign shipments here.
I’m Canadian. A friend of mine was robbed and stabbed delivering pizzas, and the criminal really did apologize.
Seriously?!!
@@pamelameckley5040 I think it was a reflex. He demanded the money. My friend said “no”, so he stabbed him, took the money, and yelled “sorry” as he ran away. My friend yelled after him, “Then why did you stab me?”
Best pizza I ever ate was in Canada
@@kstepko that's crazy!!
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As a Canadian, it took me a bit longer to understand that joke than it should've-
*Welcome to Canada -Sorry* [Welcome to Canada - Surrey (Surrey is the bordering city near Seattle)]
Living in Lamgley means never having to say you'rte Surrey (Langley is bordering community who made these license plate frames once & Surrey mayor cried)
@@NatandGeorge I hope you get the help you need bud! Have a nice day 😊
5:46 shoutout to the witch laughing in the crowd for having me dead af
I just typed pretty much the same thing. She was hilarious
The person laughing from 5:46 had me pissing my pants. Her laughter was off the charts. The world needs someone like her
Must be from Luhvl
I went to college with a lady that had a BODACIOUS, loud, bellowing laugh. Whenever we were at a movie in the small town, if she was there, we would all know as soon as there was a funny line. I bet the locals thought she was faking that laugh, but it was real.
I'm Canadian. I visited Maryland a few years, and while shopping accidentally bumped my cart into someone else's cart. I apologised, and she said ok and went on her way. I thought it seemed rude at first ..she hadn't seemed angry at all, why didn't she apologize? Then I remembered where I was.
Um hang on. You hit someone else's kart. And you apologise. And you want to know why the other person didnt apologise. Because from your story the other person didnt do anything
@jj c they didn't do anything. But in Canada, if the person isn't annoyed, they likely apologize. It's a Canadian thing. It's not a thing in the US therefore not rude. It's not exactly rude in Canada, but s little unusual.
@@beckiehubley5798 oo ok sorry !
@@jjc6707 Just a guess but I think she may have meant the lady was rude by not acknowledging the apology..
@@ahansen6582
But she did, she said ok
The Canada Joke was good .
Unfortunately most of Canada is a joke now thanks to Trudeau.
I agree! Especially that one other Canada joke just after that other Canada joke 🤣
@@asavita8745 No, I thought the other joke was funnier. Sorry aboot that!🤷🏼♀️
@@earlgreyt123 wuut?! Heck no. The joke after that one was waaay better
@@timo4938 which one? How old is this comment?
I'm Canadian and I love Americans. Every country has their haters. Lol
I’m American from Minnesota and we all love Canadians. I’ve never met any American who really has a issue with Canada. In comedy? I think it’s all in fun.
I love Canadian artist not sure if I have met a regular Canadian before lmao if that make sense but I want to visit one day!
I have relatives in Vancouver, Taber and Toronto. We tease each other over the differences, but in reality, we are so alike!
My mom was a Canadian
Canadians are some hard men and great worriers. I’ll take one Canadian for 5 French Canadians.
The Canadian stereotype of getting let go: had 20+ gangsters in a bad neighborhood Hoot at me as I got off a city bus. They surrounded me, shouting white boy and whatever. Funny. I instantly used a thick Canadian accent and acted all friendly saying I had to get to work since I was visiting from Canada. All of them got so excited and happy, told me to stay safe and have a great time in America 😂
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As a Canadian...I would be almost run off the highway in America...when visiting I was laughed at for saying I was in the Army...them claiming they didn't know canada had a military....asked it they wore red uniforms...that's our RCMP...a form of FBI I suppose for canada..I was told I sounded retarded...by people in Missouri and I was baffled because they talked liked watching molasses run down a tree in winter....so slow like....lol
Terrified...I would sleep in car lots in my car while driving through the states...and always remembered to buy canadian smokes prior to entering cause....American smokes are similar to cigars.
All that said...I loved it all...
Canadians aren't really polite tho...it's just how we manipulate situations passively....
There really were "Sorry" signs in B.C. Canada - Highways Dept. signs at road construction "Sorry for the inconvenience".
Ours would say “Some idiot got creamed texting and driving “
Yes, we do that when there is road construction taking place, we apologize for the inconvenience.
@@karenacton3854 same in New Zealand.
Omg. The throwing up sound to pronounce Louisville is 1000% accurate. When we first moved to Kentucky, my son in law would get mad that we weren’t pronouncing it correctly. So we had to learn how to say it and you pretty much have to throw up to say it the way locals deem the correct way.
same with peer south dakota. all my life I called it pierre, but nope peer.... what a letdown.
full LOL at "Eat the fruit, Lois!"
"We're terrorists, we're not animals" LOL
Instead of multiplying by 9 then divide by 5 and add 32. you can multiply the Celsius by 2 and add 30 to get a close estimate for Fahrenheit.
I adore Canada and visit as often as i can
Haha “sorry” and “Surrey” being one of the first signs you see when crossing the border through WA
How do you find out who the Canadian is in the room? Step on everyone's shoes.. whoever apologizes is canadian
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Just mention Truedope.... the people swearing and screaming will be Canadians.
@@RandysRides Trudeau was democratically elected. If you don't like democracy, consider moving to North Korea.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou He's been in power for awhile, not all of us feel the same about Trudeau as the day he was elected- sure we're democratic but if you've heard anything about Canadian news recently you'd know a lot of people want him out of office with the "freedom convoy" issue, his past of blackface which resurfaced a few years ago, etc., and as far as I know another election only happens if the Queen deems it necessary basically- among a few other things maybe. He's been in office for at least 6 years now so surely many opinions have changed by now.
Shoot I was about to apologize for making my comment so long but then I realized how Canadian that is-
I always thought the "Canadians apologize all the time" was super stereotypical but now I see what y'all mean
@@milk4131 The small loud minority does not speak for the entire nation. The silent majority are rolling their eyes in embarrassment and would either reelect Trudeau or elect someone like him if given the chance, just like the silent majority to the south kicked out the loudmouth whose cult worshipers fancied themselves the "silent majority" until the real silent majority gave them a painful wake-up call in November 2020.
A timely tribute to the late Canada. She was a nice country while she lasted.
She's still nice, that's why no one was shot when blocking a border for several days.
Yup...nobody wants to come visit a communist nation led by a drama teaching dictator. "Come to Chinada, where you too can see police trample old ladies with horses." "Watch the nobel cops arrest old men with canadian flags." "Watch our PM shut everything down and force everyone to get three needles that didn't work for him." From best to worst in 2 years.
@@lizliz4186 if that's your standard of nice, North Korea would be the beauty queen of the world.
@@ashengpumc 😊
@suspicious by nature Don't flatter yourself. There's nothing "nice" about calling someone "Turd-dough". The Trudeau haters are giving the world a glimpse of an "Ugly Canadian" comparable to the infamous "Ugly American".
I genuinely enjoy these videos Dry Bar, gives me a chance to see comedians I've enjoyed and some I haven't watched yet, which makes me look up their full set to appreciate. Golden stuff Dry Bar and VidAngel.
Continuious laughing thanks & bless you Amen!!
Yup! LOVE clean comedy!
I Love To watch Curling !! 🤣🤣
I love Canadians
We (Aussie medical professionals)totally loved Canada!The people were friendly,courteous and helpful(unlike Americans where we toured extensively-rude,openly bigoted and loud-mouthed.Pretty obnoxious and total pigs when eating).Hope to take our children overseas when they're a bit older,but absolutely not to America.
If one Canadian apologies to you, they did something wrong. If three Canadians apologize to you, you're doing something wrong.
I'm an American, but I feel I certainly identify more with the Canadian personality: polite, non-aggressive, welcoming... Don't know what happened to that in this country.
I totally got the apologizing for the elevator thing… I am Canadian and I would totally apologize for pressing the floor below!
Lindsay in Ontario 🇨🇦
I grew up in Northern IL. I think Canada leaked there because that's my habit too. Married my NJ grown husband almost 20 years who told me to stop appologizing for everything. I still cringe when I'm holding back an apology that I know I'll be scolded for if I say it.
@@TisOnlyAScratch sometimes I cringe after I apologize… if I realize it wasn’t something to apologize for! Haha! It just slips out automatically! 😂
Ive had many canadian border searches. What they said is all true!!!
I am Canadian. Been living on the US for 19 years. Became a US citizen four years ago. I went up to Canada March 2020 the EXACT day that covid hit. My brother went missing and we feared his death. The Canadian border patrol were so rude to me! I did stay there for two weeks... only to help my father get things situated. Upon my return to the US... the US border patrol was so compassionate towards my situation... where the Canadians basically would only let me pass through if my brother was dead and having to discuss things got me emotional. They said "you seem too emotional to drive. Wht should we let you go any further?" I said "you asked me about some highly sensitive information. Why WOULDN'T I be emotional? I just drove SIX of my EIGHT hours." They let me go after that. But... ridiculous rude Canadian border patrol!
Border guards aren't a welcoming committee. 😂🤣😂. People who are guilty often "run high" with emotion so they were doing their job by asking questions to validate your story. And after a few questions they believed you and let you through. That's their job.
It's your job to control your own emotions.
Them also asking if you're ok to drive, actually shows you they were trying to be nice and considerate.
I can hear your boots clicking from here.
@@lizliz4186 no, they said "you seem too emotional to continue. Why should we let you continue" (or something like that. Memory isn't great avout it right now. At least if I mentioned that the situation was so urgent and my emotions were flooded because I am SO CLOSE to my brother... I mean.. they hadn't found his body yet. His body slipped into Lake Erie off a tug boat. Think about it. They FORCED me to say avout him being dead. I didn't want to think avout that as I was traveling to support my family and this high risk situation. The US side was much, much more understanding!
@@lizliz4186 also, I wasn't "guilty". If I'm asked "why are you visiting..." it was a VERY sensitive issue. My brother was one of the only family members I was so close to. I understand the whole "emotions" check. I work in security sales so I know how to check emotions due to deception and theft.
did you find your brother?
The one about Canada was hilarious 😂
Canada. Where even your bank accounts are frozen.
Okay, now ^this is clever.
Not mine 😅😅
Sigh….
@@TrouvatkiDePercusion you a
Ouch 😂
I hope Canada does build a wall... I'm sick of the cold front
24 minute guy was me: I live in California, there's nothing exotic about Spanish, I'll take French. Why be able to communicate with half the population of my state. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
This gets funnier as it gets further in lol
Well played good Sir, well played 🇨🇦
I had tears I was laughing so hard. Don't get me wrong I love Canada it's true, they are the nicest people.
Canada! Leading the world in being just north of the United States! 😁👍
I knew I'd lived in Canada a long time when someone bumped into me and I apologized.
Very polite place Canada is. Except for Trudeau.
The man only apologizes for things he's not responsible for: the things he's actually done wrong during his leadership, nope.
And the 60% of CANADIANS that KEEP VOTING FOR HIM, EH ?
@@ClownXmachina 33% voted for him last election: 34% voted conservative, 18% voted NDP. You really should do some reading before making stupid comments.
@@ClownXmachina He was elected - I mean "installed" - with 30% of the vote.
Weed is legal. USA is still NOT doing that. Automatically 40000 billion times better than ever American president to date. Also Maternity leave is an actual human leave. USA STILL BARBARIC AND DISGUTSING TO WOMEN AND BABIES. Every leader has issues. Trudeau is amazing always compared to anyone leading the USA.
In Kansas we have a river called the "ArKANSAS River" ... In Arkansas, that SAME river, even though its spelled EXACTLY the same, is pronounced "ArkanSAW"... A weird Official Arkansas State law... Us Kansans know the real
It's against the law in Arkansa, to deliberately mispronounce their state name (as in Ar-Kansas, which is how I remember how to spell it--true story)
And Kansas is not pronounced Kansaw.
@@NatandGeorge the way you remember IS the correct spelling. I have family in Arkansas, & we joke about this all the time
Bridge from Mexico to Canada. YES,
Omg the wall. Im laughing so hard right now
canaduh😂 love it. 🇨🇦
The experience that Leland had... I had going into Canada back in '01. No kidding, a team of 6-8 Canadian border guards kept my friend and me "in the position" with our hands on the hood for a good 45 minutes while they searched every nook and cranny of the car.
I believe you. They're assholes
Sorry. Yes they are.
My hometown is in upstate NY very close to Canada. As youngun's in the later 70's we would go to Canada for shopping or lunch or whatever. I drove a '68 Pontiac Lemans red with black leather bucket seats and black half roof. We would always have little baggies of cereal especially the frosted mini wheat. One time coming back into America we were detained for hours. They let us make one phone call so we called one of the girls dad and he called the other parents. Apparently my car closely resembled a car running drugs over the border. They found the shredded wheat crumbs and thought it was drugs. They tore my car apart...and I mean door panels off, parts of the engine removed, all tires remove. It was in pieces. The lab test came back with no drugs so after 8 hour they said we could go. Thankfully, they put most of my car back together. Apparently they usually don't. We were quite anxious because hey it was the 70's and plenty of wacky weed and hash had been in that car. Fortunately I'd cleaned it out before the trip.
Wedon't want guns in our country & some of our border agents get rather overzealous in this. Sorry about that.
Fellow Canadian here- delighted to be talked about 🤍❤️🤍
It seems like nobody ever talks about Canada or Canadians. There’s nothing about you to dislike.
I’m dual, born in Toronto. I miss home. Living in Connecticut for far too long
this is awesome! loving it!
You have to swallow the word loo-uh-vull
I was a visiting researcher at University of Waterloo, Ontario. Contrary to stereotype, I thought most people were super rude, but there was this one amazing woman at the student centre the first day I was there, who made up for the rest of them.
Your error was expecting people from Ontario to be polite. They are too close to USA
Are you sure they were actually Canadian? It is a university, ya know eh😂😂and
As someone from this city.....most people at UW are not Canadian, they are international students. Sorry you had a negative experience here. If you go to more rural areas or away from metropolitan southern Ontario you'll find that people are kinder and more polite.
Click Click go the heels of Castrudeau's militant police.
I wish they really were as militant as you think they are. Gunfire into anti-vax protestors would give you something to cry about.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Extreme times are about to come to the whole world and all countries. You'll see it soon, don't you worry and you also will be a victim. Vax or no vax.
Did you write this comment before the protests as you were hoping they would overreact?
Omg that woman's witch cackle laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣5:45
Sault Ste. Marie is not a tiny town but a mid-sized city of about 80k + local towns around it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 these guys are all soooo funny. Makes me want to visit Canada 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t, we are communist for now
@@hubbab1145 No, you're not.
It is awesome up here🙃 Don’t mind the negativity....every country has their crying minority who desperately want to believe they are the silent majority.
We aren't communist.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Ummm, yes we are
I laugh so hard think I'm cured
Oh I am so excited about this one!! Listening now 😁
Amen. From mexico to Canada.
I would love a bridge, no off ramps, between Canada and Mexico
there is: it's called a plane, or cruise ship.
Question: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Answer: You walk up to the pool and say “would you all please get out of the pool”?
@MoronicWaterBuffalo That’s another way to do it, but it leaves the pool in a horrible mess. You need to think things through and not just automatically rely on gun violence.
You’re certainly not Canadian, are you?
BTW: You got the moronic part right!
@MoronicWaterBuffalo hah!
Wonderful compilation. Thanks, Dry Bar!
The Can of Duh was funny.
A Physical Therapist kept pushing my leg until I screamed in pain and then pushed it a little more. I refused his care. There were other PTs to work with. Two of them did that to me. There were several better ones.
@27:18 - Greg Morton has an excellent voice! I should look him up on IMDB.
Morton has some good stuff -- I first heard him doing the entire Star Wars franchise in under 10 minutes.
Greg Morton there sounds like lewis black mixed with George Carlton. I dig it
I actually ordered that shirt for my 24 yr old daughter for Christmas...she loves puns. 🤣
🤣 " Jesus is a Gemini, I think he's got a twin.. alright, never mind.." 🤣. we just celebrate Christmas on a different day. Let's just go to looeeeville
Canada rocks!
I love Canada!
I want a can of duh shirt!!!!!
38:52 as a Yellowknifer i must say I was very surprised considering its a town of 20 thousand people in the middle of the bare arctic tundra 💀
"gimme your money, please" BTO
Very funny. Needed a good laugh, thank you.
My mom convinced my brothers once we get to Canada everyone would start speaking French. She said they were talking and understood every word.
“FIGHT THE POWER”-Public enemy
6:22 rings a bit different nowadays.
Thinking about the highway from Canada to Mexico, and vice versa, you should also include charging stations every 50 miles, and on ramps only! For all the people with the electric cars.
that I-5 goes from BC to BC (British Columbias to Baja California)
I went through Canadian customs by Cornwall. I'm driving a BMW with Florida plates. Border patrol asked what you doing in Canada. I said a day trip. Oooooo i have to explain that. We have a summer home on lake George New York. The remnants hurricane Floyd came through. Sank every boat on the lake. 2 days of floating boats and run on the generator we decided to get out of here and head home. We went straight North and ended up in Quebec. Took a left untll we could find somebody that could speak English and found a hotel
Lake George, home of the Americade Rally...use to go every year when I lived in Central NY. Learned how to pick a bike up if it falls sideways. I actually had that happen twice...there was a tiny gal lifting up a Goldwing.
Nice, small 6 Flags theme park too (Great Escape). $54 for aseaonGold Pass when purchased on Black Friday. Makes for a relaxing day with the kids.
Only because you were in Quebec. Rest of Canada speaks English.
@@lovecats6856 I started out in Quebec took a hard left until I got to Cornwall
Maybe Canadians seem so polite to Americans because people have become so rude in the US.
It's only a stereotype: in my travels to the states, I've always found them very polite, except maybe Dallas and LA. Outside of Dallas, the rest of Texas was super hospitable, as was Virginia, the Dakotas, Montana... even Chicago was a good experience.
From the very tip of South America to the top of Canada, should all be one country.
No Thank you!...sorry😊🇨🇦
Ummm...sorry but nope!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Well you start by uniting Mexico and the US, and Canada will think about it!
@@wilfdarr hahaha...too funny!
No thanks!!
@28:40 "What in the blazing African sun!"
When she said "Canada is not another country", I got triggered. As a Canadian, I am worried that the Putin model of foreign relations might one day be applied here in North America. If American really think that Canada isn't really another country, we are doomed, like Ukraine has experienced with Putin's Russia, to endure an American invasion. I am armed and ready to repel any and all invaders.
Perhaps you should be more concerned with the WEF on Canada's doorstep.
@@malumachado4561 What the hell is a "WEF"?
Mr. Klassen, if you were going for a pirouette, yes, that was the worst pirouette I've ever seen. But it was a pretty darned good plié. Kudos!
at 11 minutes, the border guard: "what is that? an APPLE??? *draws gun* LOL!!!!!! facts. has happened to us crossing into the US with our kids!
Florida is just as bad or worse. Terrified of importing non-native bugs and fungi.
Four people saw “The Gods must be Crazy”!
I honestly didn't notice they were different white guys for 10 minutes. LOL
American lady at a five guys one time told me that every Canadian she ever met was rude and mean !
After I stopped laughing I sat down with her and showed her how we really are 😂😂
Ontario
I love it Canada is going to build a wall. Hahaha I love it there eh!
I lived in Indiana half my lifetime and delivered to hospitals all over the northern US states. What I kept seeing was the parking lots were half full of cars with Canadian license plates. It seems that if Canadians want medical care from a competent Doctor within a reasonable number of months, or if they need an organ transplant, they come to our hospitals then go home and just refuse to pay the bills. Was explained this at several billing offices. There was a time when hundreds of Canadian women would fly into the States, have an ABORTION upon demand, and then bleed on the flight home. Too much paperwork and restrictions at home, I suppose. Ya, the stewardesses were trained to make sure of extra towels and training to cope with this problem.
Abortions are free in Canada
The Americans just played curling at Olympics!
Slap him before he slaps us all😂🤣
Funny stuff!
My brother was a Canadian customs agent back in the early 80's. Canadian customs do not carry guns.
825 LADIES take an American or a US citizen to Canada and ask them if they want poutine and see what YOU get 😂 😎
Somebody buy Dylan Mandlsohn a shirt that he can fit into!
We certainly do need to talk about Canada and it’s fascist leader.
Proof positive Trudeau is an impostor... he's not nice enough to be Canadian.😉
Settle down. He’s not a great leader but you certainly don’t understand the meaning of what a facist is. Take a seat and put your sign away.
Not all the humour in this video was funny. I agree however no need for a soapbox or any political rhetoric. It’s comedy plain and simple.
I’m also not a fan of Just In. Just trying to remind you we’re better than this
In Canada, we treat all of the change the same as yours. It's no big deal.
We do need to talk about the CCP (Canadian Communist Party)
You mean PPC. (There, I corrected it for you)
@@pogochick5990 no , i wrote what i meant. Carry on
Ironic that they actually spoke up against the emergency measures act when other parties wouldn't! Never thought I'd see the day I would find common ground with those people...