Niles is going on almost 8-9 years of consistently funny content. Been watching you since I was a freshman in high school since the vine days , salute sir
@@spongebob8445 Man I saw one of my homies get a bih pregnant who was smashing a couple of the homies in the group. He had this broad living with him and he took control of her phone and she STILL found a way to keep smashing the homies. Now she left his ahh high and dry and bru became a weirdo
@@SpeedBoostGamer No he's right because simps give females the privilege of being overly entitled as well as a means to have more money than you without working, and then the 9-5 grind has been slowly paying and promoting females higher for doing less work than you. So all in all the average man gets left with self-objectifying females that don't see value in a man that makes less money than them, because they feel entitled to what simps have given them for free. Imagine if all of the simps stopped paying girls for their onlyfans subscriptions. Either one of two things would happen. Either the onlyfans girls would humble themselves and try to find a try to find a guy that will just take care of them, or the government would then somehow fund the "sex work" under some kind of non-profit program or something to make up for the time in which they aren't making money.
Most of the youtube comedians create crazy unrealistic scenarios to be funny but I gotta give to Niles. These are usually the realest of situations that people be going through in every day life which is what makes it so funny.
I know 🥷 that have done this. Bought a stripper a $6k car, in cash. He'd rent hotels & I would visit between us handling business & she'd be chillin' in the room with roomservice/chicken-wings while we'd/he'd be out.
Sad reality is, this happens all the time. The one weakness of us Men is our loneliness. We think too much with our little heads and not enough with our big heads and it can ruin our life if we're not careful
"This man only knows her stripper name" but the funny thing about "Alexis Fantasy" she technically fits the criteria for a gf these days all about "YOUR" money
I feel like Nile’s been black balled ever since that Hollywood convention he ain’t wanna do. This guy is constantly funny and puts out content but the numbers aren’t matching
Listen this hit me hard cus my Uncle remarried to a woman almost 18 years younger than him named Alexis & she had 2 younger kids they moved in with him....😂😂😂 She seems very nice so far but we know how this world goes 😂😅😅
Niles is going on almost 8-9 years of consistently funny content. Been watching you since I was a freshman in high school since the vine days , salute sir
Literally.
Big love! Thanks for sticking around! 🤞🏾❤️
Facts ever since I saw the chief keef “it’s still recording it’s still recording”
Same bro
“Could you drop me off at her office” is craaaaaaazzzzyyyyyy 🤡
LMAOOOO
They really be training these dudes to think that stripping is actual business profession. 💀
@@KingStr0ng 💯 facts talk yo ishh, i don't think the fools in the back can hear u
Her office?
“She’s not a stripper, she’s a dancer!l”
That brother is lost and confused🤦🏽♂️🤣
Every time he says “Alexis Fantasy” I just can’t stop laughing. Gets me every time 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That part had me dead 💀
That's my favorite part 😅😅
You can't tell these dudes nothing, gotta let the whole friendship run it's course.
Yup, they why it’s important to get a good guy friend. Keep each other straight
Once a dude start simpin he done for.
@@christhelostsoul9927 edgy
Shut up. Depends on the guy. There’s nothing wrong with strippers
@@spongebob8445 Man I saw one of my homies get a bih pregnant who was smashing a couple of the homies in the group. He had this broad living with him and he took control of her phone and she STILL found a way to keep smashing the homies. Now she left his ahh high and dry and bru became a weirdo
“Don’t talk about my girl like that I love her” 😂😂😂
Soon I saw this comment, Miles says this exactly😂
First Name: Alexis Last Name: Fantasy Homeboy: Trippin big time 😩😂😂
When you shorten her first name you literally get *A. Fantasy.* 💀💀💀
@@KingStr0ngomg 💀😩😭 this makes everything a 1000 times worst. mans A.Fool 🤦🏽♀️
@@DaiG_ Lmfao
I tipped her 1000 and she kept listening to me
"Her name is Alexis Fantasy " 😂😂🤦🏾♂️ "I tipped her bouta $1000" 💀 this be more real than a joke lol
He finally deduces "She screwed me over didnt she" after stubbornly listening to himself explain where all the money went 😂😂😂
At least he realized and accepted it in the end.
Crying your eyes out on the bathroom floor listening to Keyshia Cole Love is insanity 😂😂
With hennesey is crazy
@@HandMeDealsCRAZY work
Nah fr straight shameful work
Nah what's insanity is not having a car but spending a stack on a stripper
SHOULDA BEEN LISTENIN TO KEYSHIA COLE "I REMEMBER" SONG😂
The look of disgust while he tells the story has me weak.
Nothing like staying quiet and letting them talk long enough so they too can hear how ridiculous they sound 😂😂😂
I had homies like this and you cannot tell them ANYTHING. You end up being the bad guy when you try and genuinely help hahaha
You have some terrible homies lol damn you know stupid is contagious
I try to warn my friends but after three warnings I just stop and let then deal with the consequences.
Dumb mf’s, dumb hoes
Bro my buddy cursed me tf out for trying to help. 3 weeks later and $4000 down the drain he came back and apologized 😂
Yep.
He had that kinda money an didn’t have a car for himself lol 😂😂😂
Nor didn't get his license un-suspended .
faxx lol@@cam62cam811
Same thing I was thinking
This maybe a skit , but we all know niggas that have really done this shit 😂
Joe Budden 😂
@@RickySpanish100 😂
I did. She hit my dad 😭
@@Mikiavelliprod💀
That's right.
Lmfao the way it started slowly making sense to him 🤦🏽♂️
Rebound love is a helluva drug.
Maaaaaaaaaan almost worst than coke
Damn....this some real ass shit right here.
Facts, rebounded with my current girl… been together 2 years now and about to move in together LOL
@@Mac-pluto….😮😮😮
thats a success story bruh congrats@@Mac-pluto
“She’s a dancer” is crazy 😂
The funniest part to this story is he didn't even sleep with her. 🤣🤣🤣
And that this all happened within ONE DAY!!
😹😹😹😹 bro I didn’t even think about that 😹😹😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
No cap
LMAO
"It's over I knew it" Lmao the silent stare down of disappointment and shame from his friend to the sudden realization yea you done fucked up
Dudes that simp like this is the reason why us normal guys have to struggle so much finding genuine love 😂
Not really lol lets us know who the fuck to avoid
100% Because of dudes like this women's egos blow up and they lose respect for men.
@@SpeedBoostGamer No he's right because simps give females the privilege of being overly entitled as well as a means to have more money than you without working, and then the 9-5 grind has been slowly paying and promoting females higher for doing less work than you.
So all in all the average man gets left with self-objectifying females that don't see value in a man that makes less money than them, because they feel entitled to what simps have given them for free.
Imagine if all of the simps stopped paying girls for their onlyfans subscriptions. Either one of two things would happen.
Either the onlyfans girls would humble themselves and try to find a try to find a guy that will just take care of them, or the government would then somehow fund the "sex work" under some kind of non-profit program or something to make up for the time in which they aren't making money.
Lmao if you have the money to spend on strippers then it does not apply 😂
@@prettyxbonez96aint trickin if you got it lmaooo
Damn, my heart breaks for this man lol
@@makepeoplemadlol you ain't lying, I used to be like this, it's hard out here for men
That’s crazy bro went all out on a striper that he barely know 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@makepeoplemad Do the guys that go all out on these strippers say they love them after the first night 👀😂
They sound like fools@@makepeoplemad
@@makepeoplemadlmfao, back in 2013 in the Navy it was a Camaro or challenger but same on the rest. 😂😂
@@makepeoplemadHit them with the "I'll take you back with me to the US" And a deal is a deal.
knew this was gonna be out of pocket just by seeing the title
"That was my $20,000 card, I only had $500 on there." 🤣
We need to get this man to 1M subscribers! 😂😂
Agreed 😂 i subscribed
Please don’t ever explain the magic of how you make these so perfect ✨🙏
You asking for trouble messing with a stripper💀 The homie dated one years ago and he hasn't been the same since 💀😂
Right exactly don’t give your money to the strippers
Straight trouble. Seen this shit in 4k 😂
One of the best times of my life was the 6 month fling I had with a stripper!
Exactly...FLING. Taking a stripper seriously is idiotic@@Mac-pluto
@macsc5497 been here bro. It's good fasho. Just don't start a life with them lol
The last minute was just pathetically sad.🤣
Shit it was the last two minutes for me
Niles be having the craziest scenarios, next vid finna be, “When your Mom is a stripper”💀
I'm just waitin' for the sequel "When your dad is a gay stripper". 💀💀💀💀
Too many in this generation probably have strippers and porn "models" as mothers nowadays 💀😭
"You really are slow, and so is she"
💀
a bottle of Hennessy while listening to keyshia cole is CRAZY🤣🤣🤣
The friend is too real we need friends like him
His consistency is underrated
“First! She’s a dancer.” That boy in love 😂😂😂
Most of the youtube comedians create crazy unrealistic scenarios to be funny but I gotta give to Niles. These are usually the realest of situations that people be going through in every day life which is what makes it so funny.
Damn Niles really out here looking like Mario judah with that hair
Man's over here lookin' like a black Carrot Top tho. 😩😩😩
😂😂😂 the whispering and counting had me cracking up! I love your content!!!
She must of been twerking up a storm for him to buy her a car the next day
I know 🥷 that have done this. Bought a stripper a $6k car, in cash. He'd rent hotels & I would visit between us handling business & she'd be chillin' in the room with roomservice/chicken-wings while we'd/he'd be out.
This 24hrs is jam-packed my goodness 🤣🤣🤣. Dude is in massive pain.
Been watching for years bro dying laughing
"It was at this point he knew he f'd up" Damn bruh!!😂😂😂
This escalated too fast😭😭‼️ I wasn’t ready 🫠
He really thought that was her name😭💀
Alexis Fantasy.
A Mrs. *A. Fantasy.* 💀
Sad reality is, this happens all the time. The one weakness of us Men is our loneliness. We think too much with our little heads and not enough with our big heads and it can ruin our life if we're not careful
I can't relate
@@spongebob8445he meant you all dudes think too much with your dick I stead of your brains
Niles always deliver too funny lol
I love how the more he kept talking at the end he started to realize he was hanging himself 😂😂😂. "she screwed me over didn't she "
“She screwed me over didn’t she? It’s over it’s over I knew it, I knew it.”😂😂😂
She is dancing and you just blew your paycheck 😂. That was funny 😂
My man Niles is funny af. Great story teller haha
Bro you wild as hell with this one. I know this is fake but this was a trip 🤣
Yoooo this was TOO funny! I honestly didn't see the twist like how I perceived it.
Crazy thing is there's actually people like this in the world 😂
On both sides lololol
"Why do you love her?"
"BECAUSE I DO!!!"
Nah man😂😂😂
The funny part to all of that is the fact that somewhere out there this story is true
Ahem. I actually eat pizza that I leave out for 24 hours. After the 36 hour mark, then it's considered old.
You did it once. You was also hungover, and it was still in the box. It also had been only 20 hours, not 24.
Pizza doesn't survive long enough around here to be left out that long
Eww lol
Man Niles I’ve been watching you since 7th grade and now I’m in college, thank you for always putting a smile on my face. Much love from GA!!
They love that "iM nOt a StRiPpEr Im A dAnCeR" 😂😂😂
this one was top notch comedy
And he though he was crying from the ex 😂 shiiiiiiid he bout to really do more than crying now
Giving a girl named Alexis fantasy your credit card is mind boggling tbqh😂
"This man only knows her stripper name" but the funny thing about "Alexis Fantasy" she technically fits the criteria for a gf these days all about "YOUR" money
Duh. Y'all are all about OUR pussy , so🤷🏽♀️
That's actually true in gen z relationships nowadays
Amazing video as always. Keep up the great content❤️😂
I feel like Nile’s been black balled ever since that Hollywood convention he ain’t wanna do. This guy is constantly funny and puts out content but the numbers aren’t matching
The Project Pat is real with this one.
A Lexus Phantasy 😂
Alexis Fantasy
Mrs. *A. Fantasy* 💀💀
“You really slow and so is she” 😂🤣😭
The southern accent be killing me 😂 it’s either Skripper or shripper 😂
I married a stripper. I was dumb and 24. This was almost 20 years ago. My fellow men, NEVER trust a 304.
Dude was in the 5 stages of denial and had to realize himself
Nah I thought he was gon be unaware, the fact he aware she a stripper made this video even CRAZIER 😂😂😂😂
😂 I haven't seen good shorts like this since Uncle Hank and Lowdown them💯👏😉🫶
At the end he just gave up and stared at him in silence 😅
I’ve been watching Niles since I was a freshman in High School…I’m 22 now. Why THE FUCK doesn’t he have over a million subs right now?
This was my dad trying to talk my uncle out this same situation. He was also in heavy denial too. She wrecked his life 😢
Moment of silence for this young man….
I feel bad knowing that there are guys out here moving the same way his friend is moving.
This is 100% accurate 😂
"ALEXIS FANTASY..." Cue the T-Pain Song 😵😵😵😂😂😂
I don’t know how I just got on to this cat 😂.
Fire content; up there with trarags and RDC
bro ruined his life in less than 24 hours lmao
Not her 'office' 😂😭😭🤣😭
That boy been heavily inspired by T-Pain 🤣
Strippers aren’t known for their honesty. 😂
Ladies and gentlemen....She got'em!
Hahahaha I like the serious song that play in the background in the beginning.. you hear it from time in Niles video.
Simpin ain't easy
Ayooo the ending got me in tears 🤣🤣
🤣 bruh this is too good.
From the art of disappearing
The sad part, is that there are undisciplined dudes out there, that are doing this RIGHT NOW.
Yep
And you can see the Potential simps commenting under every girl picture on Instagram
Don’t talk about my girl like that … 😳😳😳 I luv her 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂👌👌
You a national treasure bra I look forward to a new video every day
Sadly, as former military I've had or witnessed this conversation multiple times.🙆🏿♂️
“I would listen to paint dry for $1000 in one night” 😭😭
The love of my life is insane 😭
Loool this is the most chaotic story ☠️☠️☠️ had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Listen this hit me hard cus my Uncle remarried to a woman almost 18 years younger than him named Alexis & she had 2 younger kids they moved in with him....😂😂😂 She seems very nice so far but we know how this world goes 😂😅😅
Yep.... Alexis Fantasy...😂😂😂😂😂