"I think I'm cute I got gold medals I've got the moves That makes 'em all tap out The Angle Slam The Ankle Lock Marty Jannetty Still can't walk I'm just a sexy Kurt (sexy Kurt) I'll make your ankle hurt (ankle hurt) I'm just a sexy Kurt (sexy Kurt) I'll make your ankle hurt (ankle hurt) Woo! That's right Shawn, eat your heart out Hands off the merchandise Woooooooooo!"
"I think I'm cute
I got gold medals
I've got the moves
That makes 'em all tap out
The Angle Slam
The Ankle Lock
Marty Jannetty
Still can't walk
I'm just a sexy Kurt
(sexy Kurt)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(ankle hurt)
I'm just a sexy Kurt
(sexy Kurt)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(ankle hurt)
Woo!
That's right Shawn, eat your heart out
Hands off the merchandise
Woooooooooo!"