GUYS! DO NOT USE EGG SQUEEZING TECHNIQUES ON YOUR BALLS! I REPEAT! *DO NOT* USE EGG SQUEEZING TECHNIQUES ON YOUR BALLS!!! WORST MISTAKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
I read this while walking down some stairs. Laughed so hard that I almost fell. Also YOU CANT STOP ME FROM USING THE FORBIDDEN SQUEEZING TECHNIQUE ON MI HUEVOS
That's because you did it wrong, and it doesn't work when you do it on yourself. You need to get yourself a professional egg squeezer, they're usually seen standing on street corners at night. You'll know 'em when you see 'em.
Sometimes I look at the cheese in the fridge and I think about my past. I’ve done a lot of good and a lot of bad, but now I’m a new man. Perhaps it’s best if I just dairy the hatchet.
Sorry to hear that, losing a beloved critter is always really tough. I lost my stubby son Monty two years ago right before his birthday. I still miss him, but I know every time it hurts its a reminder of how much love I've still got left to give to the other Monties I haven't met yet. Sending many caring squeezes to you and your eggs, and the same to the rest of us pit dwellers
Very sorry to hear. I lost my silly goober Midnight to kitten fade. One night he just got really sick in a few hours while sleeping. I wasn’t home and couldn’t get him to the vet in time. I hope you feel better ❤
GUYS! DO NOT USE EGG SQUEEZING TECHNIQUES ON YOUR BALLS! I REPEAT! *DO NOT* USE EGG SQUEEZING TECHNIQUES ON YOUR BALLS!!! WORST MISTAKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
GUYS THEY'RE LYING DO IT NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN AND ITS HONESTLY PRETTY COOL
I read this while walking down some stairs. Laughed so hard that I almost fell.
Also YOU CANT STOP ME FROM USING THE FORBIDDEN SQUEEZING TECHNIQUE ON MI HUEVOS
Did you squeeze for too long?!
do not twist your balls into second gear. You *_will_* receive testicular torsion.
That's because you did it wrong, and it doesn't work when you do it on yourself. You need to get yourself a professional egg squeezer, they're usually seen standing on street corners at night. You'll know 'em when you see 'em.
Unironically the hardest I laughed on stream in a long time. Put Tomato in an empty room with a single object and he goes wild
There's 2 types of streamers of this game, the ones that spend about half an hour and move on and the ones that spend over 3 hours breaking eggs
Im putting together a special military unit where we train psychic abilities. I think tomato should join us, the men who squeeze at eggs
If anyone came here hoping to find out what song Tamto was playing before he started talking, it's Redline from Project Wingman.
I try searching it and only find the Helldiver vod intro music. Are you sure this is it?
@@nazmi5561 My bad, I got it wrong. The actual song is Redline from Project Wingman's PS5 release, Frontline 59.
2:03:33 The realisation of reading the sarcastic message right after screaming in rage was delightful, I nearly choked on my egg!
A game so weird,not even gnome could make it work. the edit god god busted
This dude is not interfacing with the egg
I don't know about you guys....but I can't go without hearing a can pop open and "ahhh"....🤣.... just doesn't feel right.
Tomato beherit gaming
SQUEEZE THAT EGG BOY!!!
Yeah… I like the way you squeeze that egg…
oh no.
oh.
Sometimes I look at the cheese in the fridge and I think about my past. I’ve done a lot of good and a lot of bad, but now I’m a new man. Perhaps it’s best if I just dairy the hatchet.
Squeeze da EGG- the Pit DEMANDS IT!
These Voices of the Void mods keep getting more incomprehensible and unhinged. How does squeezing eggs keep the dark creatures from getting inside..
It would be *WILD* to see this speedrun 😂
im going to eggjaculate
Tomato Gaming, the best Egg Squeezer in the biz.
1:28:53 And of course he hits cyan when it doesn't count.
I don’t even know what to say to this one, man
Say, thank you? All hail tomatoliet.
Bro looks like hes about to start the eclipse in the thumbnail
eggclipse
this thumbnail is cursed i love it
I never got to hear him play the theramin. 😢
It sounded like this:"OooooOooOoooOoOOOOOOOooo"
He got better once the egg stocks got involved what the hell
HES SO ADORABLE.
"it cost me like a burger, basically."
make this a standard of measurement, please.
Tripod at it again....
This game is eggsquisite
Should of done couldn't end the stream until you hit purple 😂
In my land, they knew him as... the sunny-side squeezer...
Tomato "White Knuckles" Gaming
Wtf i opened this as I'm about to crack some eggs irl
1:07:16 Just casually injected with PCP....
After losing my kitten yesterday I find myself here, watching someone squeezing eggs.. What am I even doing anymore.
Sorry to hear that, losing a beloved critter is always really tough. I lost my stubby son Monty two years ago right before his birthday. I still miss him, but I know every time it hurts its a reminder of how much love I've still got left to give to the other Monties I haven't met yet.
Sending many caring squeezes to you and your eggs, and the same to the rest of us pit dwellers
You're getting through thanks to these vids like a lot of us are, go you 🙌 Wish you the best 😊
Very sorry to hear. I lost my silly goober Midnight to kitten fade. One night he just got really sick in a few hours while sleeping. I wasn’t home and couldn’t get him to the vet in time. I hope you feel better ❤
@@storm000 Midnight is such a cute name to remember them by 😊
every egg broken is an omelette for our loved ones across the rainbow bridge ❤
That's not what the stream was called...
Stream title is always down in the description, and the VOD almost never has the exact same title
Well egg-squeeze you.
Cost of game = a cheap burger... So these days that's like 16 bucks.
1:11:20 its over
1:19:00 it’s so back
Peak
Play with fire, you will get burned
1:01:40 we are back
Are you Behelith or am I crazy?
Yo!
I don't understand how people can eat hardboiled eggs, it's like eating a ravioli covered in potato chips.
Its kind of oddly satisfying. If your like me, peeling the eggshell off is like solving a little puzzle.
The comment implies they dont peel the shell and that unsettles me deeply
2:09:59
25s gang
Spoilers man
That's a strong egg