And that last joke is why Jimmy Carr is a fucking legend. The way he subverts expectations, and spins the entire thing around in an instant is just spectacular.
@@twatinahatsmith7428 Another of Jimmys jokes was is that you have to applaud him cos his wife didnt even know about the basement for 25yrs. Or so she says, but I mean.... 'REALLY'? But then his wife even believed his story that the daughter he held all that time "Ran away", however again I'm struggling to believe this. There is no way she didnt know, I mean come on!
He is referring to: "The Fritzl case emerged in 2008, when a woman named Elisabeth Fritzl (born 6 April 1966) told police in the town of Amstetten, Lower Austria, Austria, that she had been held captive for 24 years by her father, Josef Fritzl "
A boiled sweet is what you'd call a hard sweet candy. Similar to a worthers toffee, but sweeter and harder. It's an English thing, but we do have some British "l olly shops" (candy stores) here in Australia lol
@@jackwhitbread4583 Try reading what I said again, and comprehend before replying....Saying "it's a British thing" means, that's what the British call them. I never said anything about no one else not having them, because there are different types of Boiled lollies all around the world.
When jimmy said do chinese people have guess who I was thinking, could be worse, he could be asking about a black version. (please don't kill me I'm NOT being serious about that)
And that last joke is why Jimmy Carr is a fucking legend. The way he subverts expectations, and spins the entire thing around in an instant is just spectacular.
He's referring to an Austrian man, Josef Fritzl, who held his daughter captive in his basement for 24 years
+he made a joke about it earlier in this show
Fathered 7 kids by her as well, but one died.
@@twatinahatsmith7428 Another of Jimmys jokes was is that you have to applaud him cos his wife didnt even know about the basement for 25yrs. Or so she says, but I mean.... 'REALLY'? But then his wife even believed his story that the daughter he held all that time "Ran away", however again I'm struggling to believe this. There is no way she didnt know, I mean come on!
"Imagine how SHE must have prayed. Heaven watched with indifference: she's going to get a better deal in the next life"
Christopher Hitchens
"Imagine how SHE must have prayed. Heaven watched with indifference: she's going to get a better deal in the next life"
Christopher Hitchens
There is a film called 127 hours about the guy who cut off his hand in Utah. Its quite good. James Franco plays the guy
I think he cut off part of his lower arm, not just the hand.
Boiled sweet = hard candy.
Please do Jimmy Carr Roasting the Audience. He goes all in
It's so good to see someone from USA enjoy British humour.
He is referring to: "The Fritzl case emerged in 2008, when a woman named Elisabeth Fritzl (born 6 April 1966) told police in the town of Amstetten, Lower Austria, Austria, that she had been held captive for 24 years by her father, Josef Fritzl "
The underground joke was referring to the Austrian man who had his daughter held captive in an underground bunker
A boiled sweet is what you'd call a hard sweet candy. Similar to a worthers toffee, but sweeter and harder. It's an English thing, but we do have some British "l olly shops" (candy stores) here in Australia lol
Are you under the impression Americans don't have hard candy? They do, they just don't call them boiled sweets. They call them hard candy
@@jackwhitbread4583 Try reading what I said again, and comprehend before replying....Saying "it's a British thing" means, that's what the British call them. I never said anything about no one else not having them, because there are different types of Boiled lollies all around the world.
@@jackwhitbread4583 bro u definitely can't read properly.. That's literally what they said 🤦♂️🤣
The true story movie of the man who cut his hand off is called, "127 Hours".
Anthony Jeselnik - funny as hell
Ricky Gervais show please. Do the whole series
not just Jimmy...the entire world buddy!!
When jimmy said do chinese people have guess who I was thinking, could be worse, he could be asking about a black version. (please don't kill me I'm NOT being serious about that)
Boiled sweets = hard candy
I'd just wear away the rock with the knife until I could get my hand free 🤷♂️
I would have my hand there in first place.
If I remember correctly it was like a small knife or something? Like he had to cut, not chop.
swiss army knife i think it was, he broke bones in his arm first, then cut through with blunt 2inch blade, and cut tendons with pliers
😂
2:20 come on man, don't think like that! It could be your left hand instead, you didn't seem to have any affection for it! :(
LOL....u still think MCD is healthy LOL