Elizabeth Torres essentially, when he played Hand Simulator with Bob and Wade, his frame rate would take a dive after playing for a bit so they’d say “restart for frames”. I don’t remember which one of them started it (probably Mark? Lol) but it was eventually just shortened to “frames” and used whenever they fucked something up beyond repair or wanted to restart 😂
RedN0v4 it was mark originally! He started it first and wade and bob made fun of him but Wade eventually started saying “frames” as well in the same episode
Before Octodad his voice was much lighter. After Octodad, his voice is like it is now. Watch a video before he played Octodad and one after. You'll see the differance
Mark is that narcissistic older brother. Jack is the kind middle child. Poki is the giggly confused little sister wanting to play with her older brothers
That was my family about 7 years ago. I'm the kind middle child, as I almost always have been. My siblings are in no way compliant with one another, leaving their responsibilities unto me. It is VERY annoying.
Poki: I feel like I’m letting you guys down! Mark: You are, yeah you are, you are letting us down super hard Seán: No no no no you got this, you’ve got plenty of time! There are 2 types of people
Mark: Don't drop the drill. Mark's Drill: Aight, *_Imma head out._* Nobody: Juh-sean: So that sound you heard was not our tinnitus kicking in, that was... death.
2:08 This reminded me a LOT of the movie hoodwinked. Mark literally nailed the voice of the wolf during this part as well. To those who don’t know what I’m talking about, there is a scene where one of the characters picks up dynamite and lights it while thinking it’s a candle. The character and his side kick then comment on it being labeled Dee-na-mee-tay (DYNAMITE) and say, and I quote “Hmmmm, sounds exotic. Must be Italian”
Hohoho.... I don't know about it being in "hoodwinked" (I've seen the movie, pretty good, I might have missed that part though?), it could be, been a while since I saw it. But I do know I've recalled that song in a movie or something with puppets singing it (don't think it was the muffets?).
Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it
Bruh Lit I mean, for me at least, it seemed like they started playing with her more out of no where. Nothing seems that weird for me, it’s like they’re showing their friend or little sister a new game. It still seems like they’re having fun, but not all friendships are going to have the exact same chemistry they have with bob and wade. As long as they’re having fun and okay, I honestly don’t care, I kinda like pokimane playing with them
@@damianc669 before the Uno videos I hadn't the slightest idea who Poki was. In the short time I have since then, I've started thinking she's pretty funny. I'm not uncomfortable in any way.
@@foxnike6322 How it can be used: A guy that likes a girl. A girl posts an extremely negative post, that's racist. He comes to defend her anyways, even though she's in the wrong. You see it on Twitter a lot. A girl can have a cute/hot profile picture, and a guy will defend her/suck up to her, to try to get her attention. (A simp)...
Fox Nike That’s not it. It’s a man who believes we will win over women by giving them anything they ask (mostly money) and let them walk all over him while they bring nothing to the table
I feel like for the first 13 minutes and 20 seconds Jack and Mark were acting guardians for Poki and the entire time Juh-Seán was being helpful and insightful while Mark was telling her all the things she’s doing wrong.
@@AgentBurgo *context of the stream, they were talking about skim milk vs 2% (Mark's tirade against sugar and being pro fat) and that segued into bagged milk because poki is Canadian
When marks rpg suddenly flew out of his hands, I almost died choking on cereal from laughing. A mixture of pain and laughter literally brought tears to my eyes 😂
Mark: Just don’t drop the drill is all I ask. Drill: BYE HAVE A GREAT TIME! Jack: Maybe they have drills in Russia (Russ-I-A) --------- Jack: War has changed Mark: *Laughter* is that your first video? Jack: ....... yeah..
This was really hard to watch.... That was so stressful and I wasn't even there! Jack and Mark deserve a medal for the amount of patience they had. lmao
Same dude.. i couldnt even watch the bomb bid they did completely cuz this chick fr has no idea wtf she doing. They should of did a test run with her forst b4 recording the crap. Its unbearable to watch no progress for 20+ minutes
Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it, but they seemed uncomfortable
@@damianc669 I agree. But I think it's likely because of how frustrating it is to play with her. Like she'd get a stupid grip on the drill, and instead of trying to use her other hand to grab or adjust, she'd just struggle aimlessly with her initial hand. She would also just laugh and complain. I think they might've had a better time if they would've chosen a different game to play. Cuz the bomb game especially is super hard anyway, even with practice.
bee none of them are really “skilled” at this game. she might not be funny to you, but she still has feelings. she’s on here because that was marks choice and i bet they had fun.
Can I just say, that I love the simplistic thumbnails recently. The white backgrounds with something simple in the foreground, it's a really nice change from all the chaos. It really sets it apart from the rest
Just like the crossbow, Mark has laser perfect aim at his target, but the game's physics have other plans for him. Crossbow bolts fly sideways at the ground, and RPG rockets decide antigravity is in effect only after firing to pull it skyward and away from Jack. Truly, Markiplier is a man of extremes in Hand Simulator, and not by choice. Either he succeeds and is unstoppably glorious, or he fails spectacularly through no fault of his own. Seriously though, Markiplier is blursed in games. Either he finds extremely beneficial bugs that lead him to glory, or he finds bugs that exist only for him and exist solely to frustrate and anger him, or just make his life harder. Rarely ever does he find just some minor bug that just exists benignly, and neither helps him or hinders him.
*Mark:* As you both know I am superior in _every way._ It is okay though- _I will forgive you._ For the journey to my aptitude is treacherous and frankly _quite_ impossible, _especially_ for muggles such as yourselves. _All I ask is that you do not drop your drill._ *Also Mark:* ~ immediately drops his drill ~ ..... _I am a savANT! a GoD I sAY!!!_
@@BerserkGoblin nah, mark is still the king, dawko might have beat fnaf 50/20 but he doesn’t care about it as much as mark does. Mark is way more enthusiastic about it and mark is the main person who made fnaf what it is today.
@@hunterthewrestler367 What do you mean he doesn't care about it as much as Mark!? He is always making theories and trying to work out the lore, he makes songs, he plays so many fan games, he makes videos of Fnaf AR whenever there is a new skin/character, he's friends with all the voice actors, AND HE HAS INTERVIEWED SCOTT AND KNOWS HIM REALLY WELL. Plus, Mark himself said that Dawko puts so much more time and effort into the games than he ever has. Get yours facts right.
Maybe this is silly, but I'm 28 and this is the second time I've had my heart broken in my life and both times I've found my way back to your videos to pull me out of my dark place. Just the silly voices you do, the edits, the content.. You're amazing Mark. You're videos have helped me and so many other people who feel the same. If I could meet anyone in the world it would be you because even though you don't know me I feel like you've been a really good friend to me through my hard times.. You probably won't even read this, but I'll still comment on your videos everytime you unknowingly help me.. I wish you actually knew how many people you've helped.
Rhi Abrahamian. I will have to agree, the spacing and the “Nobody” doesn’t contribute to anything. Watch as someone comes in and says we’re being too serious about a joke, because I agree with that as well.
8:28 THE SASS RETURNS AND LIXIAN JUST MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER, I literally am in tears, this is so hilarious ...can't breathe, too much laughing, my back hurts, send help.
Mark literally just dropped the drill right after he just said _“Just don't drop the drill, is all I ask”_ XD And I was like: Well, well, well..look who dropped the drill 😂
@@jonathanhuff884 geez, I'm sorry I just don't know what else to comment. It's hard thinking of words to say. I'm just not that good with words okay? Geez I'm sorry if I made you pissed off at me geez... I'm sorry.
@Ryanixer she attacked a smaller RUclipsrs advertisement because he was making fun of one of her simps. And pokithot can’t handle criticism so she babyraged about it.
Poki: "I feel like I'm letting you guys down right now..."
Jack: **Is nice**
Mark: "YEAH."
Sean is the simp in the retationship
*R E T A T I O N S H I P*
@@Alison-gc6gh yes spelling error funny haha comedy 100
@@tiboveuchelen6112 how petty
@@tiboveuchelen6112 yes simp joke funny haha 100 comedy
"So that sound wasn't the sound of our tinitus kicking in. It was death."
-Jacksepticeye, 2020
can’t describe how much I love Sean Mclaughlin
Umm
Sexually?
@@asunderwolf20 yes. Sexually. jk
@@natsueyama take the jk out
i love how mark is so used to saying “frames” to restart the game even when none of them know what he means by that 😅
I started to say that too by accident playing with my friends. It's just funny
I dont get the references. Can someome explain?
Elizabeth Torres essentially, when he played Hand Simulator with Bob and Wade, his frame rate would take a dive after playing for a bit so they’d say “restart for frames”. I don’t remember which one of them started it (probably Mark? Lol) but it was eventually just shortened to “frames” and used whenever they fucked something up beyond repair or wanted to restart 😂
@@Lunaveon I think it was a mixture of Mark and Wade that came up with frames? Regardless it's hilarious
RedN0v4 it was mark originally! He started it first and wade and bob made fun of him but Wade eventually started saying “frames” as well in the same episode
The drills being very loud:
Mark and Pokimane shouting:
Jack speaking in his normal voice because he is already loud enough:
Mark struggles with his two hyperactive children for 30 minutes
You just botched the title
Have a nice day
i think the struggle is mutual for all of them
j tuomiva fair enough
Hello
Poki: "Slow and steady wins the race."
Mark: "I disagree."
*30 seconds later*
Mark: "Slow and steady wins the race"
Also mark in the future: "Slow and steady wins the race."
Nice. I nearly missed this in the video
Jack is thinking that u just know...
Flashback...
Seáns happy weeks days..,
SPEED IS KEYYYYYYYYUY
Happy wheels Srry auto correct
Pokimane: “More bombing... perfect!!”
Mark: *Vietnam flashbacks to killing himself with a grenade repeatedly*
Mark always has Nam flashbacks
This comment made my day. Thank you
😂💘 love your work!
poor Mark
1650 subs before Tomorrow bro shut up I’ve seen you on like thirty comments
Poki: *becomes possessed by demons*
Mark and jack: WITCH WITCH
If we burn the simp magnet, we win!
*It’s a fool proof plan!*
Demon demon
witch trials
OUT DEMON
When
mark: Grabs
sean: Grabs
Poki: Metal head-banging
Lixan's editing makes it impossible not to laugh
she remembers the time michael made a surgery bot
“The spirits are inside her!”
“Witch!”
“Demon!”
What is this, Salem 1692?
Nah, It's the demon of *war* lol
Y e s
Pestilence?
PRETTY MUCH
YEAH
YES
“Bomb defusals don’t cry”
-Mark 2020
Poki: possessed by demons
Jack: JESUS!
Mark: she’s a wild one.
It’s coming back
@@notadog7005 i understood that referance
Poki: "I can't move my arm anymore"
BANG
Sean: "...That's okay. I can't move either of my arms anymore."
I read this comment literally right as it happened LOL😹
@@space_in_ace Same
I love how Mark's voice hasn't changed at all over like 5 years
He’s a 30 year old man.
Of course his voice hasn’t changed.
His voice is is one of those only voices that youd be fine to wake up tied to a bed with a surprising pain in your rectum. Bah I jest, I jest.
Before Octodad his voice was much lighter. After Octodad, his voice is like it is now. Watch a video before he played Octodad and one after. You'll see the differance
you can sense the subtle maturity, from putting on a voice to just being himself and its very humbling :)
@0ne The Assassin
fuck yeah
Mark: “Don’t drop the drill is all I ask” one second later...... he drops the drill. He then borrows JuhSean’s drill and drops it
he
Have a good day 💞💐
Moron xD
Actually I'm pretty sure Poki dropped his drill, did you not see her hand in his drill's spawn?
I am deeply in love with Lixian's editing style.
Uhhhh this is weird...
@@pickelboi494 lmfao
Pickel Boi why
Seariosly who isnt
*Deeply...*
Mark: says an inspirational speech
Jack: yes
Poki: laughs
The cow that says perhaps has know said yes
Mark and Juhsean: Here take my drill, no my drill, takE iT-
Poki: *breaking down*
I feel like everyone is eager to drill Poki
@@Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf hold up-
Pastel Slytherin LOL
Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf feel like this might be incorrect but r/cursedcomments
@@Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf well that turned out wrong :v
Poki: I cant move my arm any more.
*Bomb explodes*
Sean: that's okay, I cant move Ethier of my arms any more.
You’re very perceptive that’s what happened in the video
smile wolf I literary read this as it happens on the vid lol
PultOfCat I was thinking the same thing
*either
Mark: (sigh) I miss Bob and Wade.
I miss bob and wayde they’re the best
Alexthecookie I failed school for a reason🤣
@@lwangjarson7164 is there success in school?
Three Fun not where I’m from
@@lwangjarson7164 then how can there be failure?
14:41
Mark: "yOu dOn'T NeEd to yELL"
Sean: *the cutest apology ever*
Maru *everyone liked that*
Also mark: 17:21
sean’s existence is cuteness
@@greengeckygecko SO TRUE OMG
Pokimane's character being possessed with the edited sound effects made me laugh so hard I literally couldn't breathe.
I thought it was part of the game XD
The whooshes were great, but the snap was the best.
9:02
@@lowreslireas I ALMOST CHOKED
OMG ME TOO I CPULD HAVE DIED 😂😂😂😂😂
So basically this was just 14 minutes of poki unable to use a power drill
The beginning was soooo annoying. I dunno but I don't like her
@@Nirnaethi not to mention what she did with that streamer dude who made a video on her fans lmao
Nîn Naeg i hate videos with poki in it, the content isn’t as rich
pretty much
Her voice is also hard to listen to. She sounds like a child. Makes it hard to watch these videos
"I'm only crushingly disappointed."
-Markiplier, 2020
3:43 Mark: Just don't drop the drill. That's all I ask.
Mark 2 seconds later: *oH i JuSt DrOpPeD tHe dRilL*
He even dropped 2 that game lmao
Actually he only dropped 1 drill, pokis hand caused the first one to fly away
Yeah
Whelp, Mark's dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ !
Pokimane's character going full satanic possession and wrenching around horribly with the sound effects had me laughing so hard i was crying
SAME MY MOM CAME IN THINKING I WAS DYING
I cant stand her
@@mr.anemoia924 same here. She's terrible
@@mr.anemoia924 maybe the avitar knew who was playing him and was trying to escape somehow?
@@mr.anemoia924 Why do people hate her? I'm not caught up with the drama and stuff ;w; She seems genuinely sweet
Mark:"Don't drop the drill."
Mark:"I dropped the drill."
Mark didn’t even drop the drill, it spawned in poki’s left hand and died
I don't normally laugh very hard at any videos, but Poki's body literally breakin' fer no reason at like 9:00 killed me, I nearly threw up.
Same. I'm dying at that part😂
9:00 was my favorite part 😹😹
ME TO!!!
i wheeze so hard only dogs can hear it
i literally had to go to the hospital because of my asthma and i literally almost laughed my self to death but i still love
Imagine if this is exactly how a bomb defusing squad acted, talked and dressed.
you dislike dislikeing?
Yes in RUSS I A
more like undressed
im just kiding! dont take this seriously
Yeah those clothes 😂😂😂
Jack's bra leaves *nothing* to the imagination. 💀
famous last words
"Uh oh" - Markiplier, the best bomb defuser in the west.
They didn't defuse it but Mark knows exactly when it's about to blow.
It's like he has a timer somewhere...
Which west,east?
Ishbιํr East? I thought you meant weast?
@@nattonep8788 that's what she said
Mark, Bob, & Wade should do Hand Simulator Survival with Sean.
😁
Mark: Everything is Fine.
Juh-Sean: Everything is Fine.
Pokimane: Being Possessed by a Demon.
8:29
9:00
10:22
My And a Cobra dough.... 8:30
My And a Cobra dough.... 9:02
My And a Cobra dough, What great hands skills you got,
Got none, 10:24
I done.....😂😂
“Just don’t drop the drill is all I ask”
.3 sec later
“Oh I just dropped the drill”-Mark 2020
THE IRONY
Hawt profile pic
Mark: “Don’t stab yourself with my drill.”
Poki: “I’m sorry.”
Mark: “Don’t apologize to me, apologize to yourself.”
Poki: “Sorry me!”
@1650 subs before Tomorrow Oh ReAlLy I'm So GlAd ThAt YoU iNfOrMeD mE wHaT tHeY sAiD
@1650 subs before Tomorrow how many times are you going to make the same comment
Wow I totally forgot that she said that within the span of minutes. Thanks for reminding me
Your really cool
Wow. They really did say that didn’t they. Cool man.
Mark: “Don’t drop the drill”
Also Mark: “I dropped the drill”
He did mean *you* he never said he shouldn't drop it
Sould have just called this "Yeet Simulator."
Read this just as markipler yoted his rpg, lol
Milo: *heavy breathing*
Mark: Team leader
Jack: Mark’s right hand man
Poki: She’s uh...there...
There is two women you see?
One is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous.
And the other one....... She's also there
Nah, she's the demon.
Mark is that narcissistic older brother. Jack is the kind middle child. Poki is the giggly confused little sister wanting to play with her older brothers
Not to mention she's possessed either
how did you describe my family perfectly
and the bomb is the parents waiting to get divorced
Best description of them
That was my family about 7 years ago. I'm the kind middle child, as I almost always have been. My siblings are in no way compliant with one another, leaving their responsibilities unto me. It is VERY annoying.
Mark: wellll....
Screen: *𝒮𝓊𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒹ℯ 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕕*
Imagine having a phone able to read that font
Butter Skywalker damn rip
In my phone the suicide part looks like juicide
@Butter Skywalker it says “suicide killed Chad”
“It was....*death*”
Poki: I feel like I’m letting you guys down!
Mark: You are, yeah you are, you are letting us down super hard
Seán: No no no no you got this, you’ve got plenty of time!
There are 2 types of people
Mark isnt a simp. XD
@@0rphix Sean is a massive simp not gonna lie
And a half of a person
Honest people and THE WEAK
Who’s Sean? The only other person in this video is Juh-Sean
When she said "SPTSSSHH" "WHSSHSS" "CRACKK" damn it nearly killed me 9:01
I f e l t t h a t . . .
No that was edited in by lixan
@@alfarunner5964 still hilarious
@@alfarunner5964 we know bru
Mark: Don't drop the drill.
Mark's Drill: Aight, *_Imma head out._*
Nobody:
Juh-sean: So that sound you heard was not our tinnitus kicking in, that was... death.
They got more in russaye
I think it was because pokimane's hands were in where the drill spawns, and when it spawned, it was forced off the desk because of pokimanes hands.
Last episode
Mark: *Being Darkiplier*
New episode
Pokimane: *Getting Posses by mark's Evil spirit*
For real hsbsjan
I asked a bomb diffuser how stressfull his job was. He said
"It's not stressfull at all. Either I get it, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore. "
"The spirits are insane here"
The context is killing me omg
2:08 This reminded me a LOT of the movie hoodwinked. Mark literally nailed the voice of the wolf during this part as well.
To those who don’t know what I’m talking about, there is a scene where one of the characters picks up dynamite and lights it while thinking it’s a candle. The character and his side kick then comment on it being labeled Dee-na-mee-tay (DYNAMITE) and say, and I quote “Hmmmm, sounds exotic. Must be Italian”
Dom DaGamer better reference would be A Christmas Story
Holy shit, yaaaaaas.
Oh my god I forgot about this legendary movieeeee
actually the squirrel said it, and only said must be Italian. he didn't say must be exotic
Hohoho.... I don't know about it being in "hoodwinked" (I've seen the movie, pretty good, I might have missed that part though?), it could be, been a while since I saw it. But I do know I've recalled that song in a movie or something with puppets singing it (don't think it was the muffets?).
this is basically mark and ju-sean trying to teach poki how to function
Mark: good
Seán: ok
Pokimane: (window error noises)
Me: This is just a normal day
Draya Leigh don’t you mean Juh - seán
*windows xp error noise
after watching the video.. i realize the useless hand thats cut in half (in the thumbnail) is pokimane... 💀
Wow I didnt even realize that 😭
Cos she’s the only one who couldn’t undo one fucking screw 😂😂😂
I saw “Juh-Worried” and I lost it 😂
Lixian is amazing
Pokimane: "struggling"
Mark: U can do it!
Jacksepiceye: *I will put my hand on the bomb so it doesn't go away*
Sean's humor is on another level 🤣
Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it
Bruh Lit I mean, for me at least, it seemed like they started playing with her more out of no where. Nothing seems that weird for me, it’s like they’re showing their friend or little sister a new game. It still seems like they’re having fun, but not all friendships are going to have the exact same chemistry they have with bob and wade. As long as they’re having fun and okay, I honestly don’t care, I kinda like pokimane playing with them
Bob Jeetos they are not immature 7-year-olds, you know?
@@damianc669 before the Uno videos I hadn't the slightest idea who Poki was. In the short time I have since then, I've started thinking she's pretty funny. I'm not uncomfortable in any way.
3:42
Mark: "Do not drop the drill"
Also Mark: * *Drops the drill himself* *
1650 subs before Tomorrow dude stop asking for subs
@1650 subs before Tomorrow most Markiplier viewers aren't gonna pay attention to you, he has a surprisingly smart fanbase
And then somehow manages to drop Jack's drill as well!
Mark: "Don't drop the drill"
also mark: **drops the drill**
Markipler: *Angry Noises*
Captions: [Music]
[Applause]
Lord Vader we were not expecting you...
I thought you died
I was laughing my head off when they said poki’s a witch and she has demons in her
Timestamp?
Poki: I feel like I'm letting you guys down.
Mark: You are. You are.
Me: Mark ain't no Simp.
What's a Simp? I've been hearing that word a lot but I don't know what it means
@@demonprincess9680 basically a super nice guy, who is scared, and does anything in his power, so that the girl doesn't get mad, or angry at him
@@foxnike6322 How it can be used: A guy that likes a girl. A girl posts an extremely negative post, that's racist. He comes to defend her anyways, even though she's in the wrong.
You see it on Twitter a lot. A girl can have a cute/hot profile picture, and a guy will defend her/suck up to her, to try to get her attention. (A simp)...
Fox Nike it just means that a guy is putting pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for the girl
Fox Nike That’s not it. It’s a man who believes we will win over women by giving them anything they ask (mostly money) and let them walk all over him while they bring nothing to the table
The hand movement reminds me when you’re trying to do something in your dreams
I feel like for the first 13 minutes and 20 seconds Jack and Mark were acting guardians for Poki and the entire time Juh-Seán was being helpful and insightful while Mark was telling her all the things she’s doing wrong.
14:00 pretty much sums up their gameplay between the three lol.
Sèan: *supportive parent*
Mark: *abusive parent*
What You want? I feel like it’s a big brother and his friend showing the little sister what game they’re playing
@@whatyouwant2155 Ah you see if feel like that wasn't the best analogy for you too use. I think the brother and friend one is a bit safer 😅
Lately: "Juh-Sean"
Today: "Juh-worried"
I like how the editor adds sound effects to Poki's character glitches😅 9:00
Lixian is an editing god
It’s the big brothers who are patiently teaching their little sister how to defuse a bomb
Why can I see this-
Jack: Or a bag of milk
Mark: *_thinks_ Irish people
*Canadian people
JC Richelsen that’s also true eh
I’m Canadian so I can say that
@@AgentBurgo lol, I'm from upstate New York, so I've seen it in person. Also, in context
@@AgentBurgo *context of the stream, they were talking about skim milk vs 2% (Mark's tirade against sugar and being pro fat) and that segued into bagged milk because poki is Canadian
I'm from Ireland and I've never heard of bagged milk lmao
“25 minutes of pokimane not being able to use a drill”
More like 13
I guess drilling is a man thing...
I feel like she is kinda pretending to suck so she gets more attention
@@isaiahd9947 twitch tactics
A person
Its that or she’s literally just trash at everything she plays(She has no right to call herself a gamer girl, smh)
Mark is like a babysitter trying to babysit two children that found their mothers chocolate stash
“Where’s Russ-ia?, I don’t know but it sounds exotic”
It’s probably where they made exotic butters
No stop I almost forgot about that
Ennerd and micheal be like🤗
Rose Lalonde
It I where we get our EXOTIC *BUTTERS*
Mark: "Don't drop them."
Also Mark: *knocks his on the floor and smacks Jack's across the room*
Poki is like a small child who doesn’t understand anything when playing this game
@Jacob Smith Then maybe learn what a twitch thot is before trying to say someone is.
Bluebri whatever she is she’s trash
@@Itstoxiceagle99 Actually, I find her quite funny sometimes. Just because you dont enjoy her, doesn't mean you have to try and bring her down.
And just like a child, she throws a hissy fit when someone is ‘being mean’[calls her out] to her.😋
Logan R. Poki didn’t get called out on the video tho? lol.
When marks rpg suddenly flew out of his hands, I almost died choking on cereal from laughing. A mixture of pain and laughter literally brought tears to my eyes 😂
Mark: Five night at Freddy’s isn’t scary.
Also mark: *random explosion* That scared the crap out of me
Mark: Just don’t drop the drill is all I ask.
Drill: BYE HAVE A GREAT TIME!
Jack: Maybe they have drills in Russia (Russ-I-A)
---------
Jack: War has changed
Mark: *Laughter* is that your first video?
Jack: ....... yeah..
How funny.
Solid snake is a legend
This was really hard to watch.... That was so stressful and I wasn't even there! Jack and Mark deserve a medal for the amount of patience they had. lmao
Same dude.. i couldnt even watch the bomb bid they did completely cuz this chick fr has no idea wtf she doing. They should of did a test run with her forst b4 recording the crap. Its unbearable to watch no progress for 20+ minutes
Would love to see these three together again. Mark and Jack are always fun together, and Poki just made it even more hilarious
Poki adds the same energy as Ethan to this game
You misspelled frustrating
I prefer them to be with Bob and Wade
Pokimane: *drops her drill*
Jack: You can take mine
Everybody: SIMP!
Simp
A silly of foolish person.
Because she's bad?
@@jannikschmidt8511 wanna try that a second time?
@@jannikschmidt8511 it's a stupid meme thing look it up on urban dictionary
@@jannikschmidt8511 ;-;
guys the meme is so funny im honestly laughing so hard.
20:21
The RPG: I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME
Poki: I’m a professional gamer
Mark: *who’s been playing games for most of his life* pathetic
Mark, who's been gaming his whole life: *I'd like to see how miserably you fail*
Mark: *who's been poor his whole life* wHeN i WaS yOuNgEr-
Mark has five ovens, jack has potatoes, and poki has an army of fans ready to ruin people's lives whenever she wants them to.
Jack also has his dog Sam.
Mark has Chica
"where's Russia? "I dunno, but it sounds exotic"
Excuse me, it's pronounced "Russ-I-A".
im shocked at pokimanes inability to do anything. its equally hilarious as it is frustrating to watch.
I'm surprised by her inability to talk normally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ellamk9289 Chill. It's a joke.
The whole video I was so frustrated because Jack and mark finally got the hang of the drilling but then poki couldn't even move her left hand
Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it, but they seemed uncomfortable
@@damianc669 I agree. But I think it's likely because of how frustrating it is to play with her. Like she'd get a stupid grip on the drill, and instead of trying to use her other hand to grab or adjust, she'd just struggle aimlessly with her initial hand. She would also just laugh and complain.
I think they might've had a better time if they would've chosen a different game to play. Cuz the bomb game especially is super hard anyway, even with practice.
Imagine this with Ethan. That would be a great laugh
yeah watching their videos with pokimane, shes not funny or skilled in this game. why is she on here.
bee i mean she was just fine in UNO but she really doesn’t suit with this type of games. she’s just irritating now
bee none of them are really “skilled” at this game. she might not be funny to you, but she still has feelings. she’s on here because that was marks choice and i bet they had fun.
Lol my name is Ethan too
bee tf is wrong with you
“How did mark get so “good” at moving the hands?”
*Flashback to surgeon simulator *
“Yes how did he?”
I love how Mark brags about Sean snake impression
Can I just say, that I love the simplistic thumbnails recently. The white backgrounds with something simple in the foreground, it's a really nice change from all the chaos. It really sets it apart from the rest
Pokimane: More bombing...perfect!!
Mark: *Bad memories
Hi sir meows alot xd denis
@1650 subs before Tomorrow you are single handedly making this comments section a worse place by begging for subs on all of the top comments.
Just like the crossbow, Mark has laser perfect aim at his target, but the game's physics have other plans for him. Crossbow bolts fly sideways at the ground, and RPG rockets decide antigravity is in effect only after firing to pull it skyward and away from Jack. Truly, Markiplier is a man of extremes in Hand Simulator, and not by choice. Either he succeeds and is unstoppably glorious, or he fails spectacularly through no fault of his own.
Seriously though, Markiplier is blursed in games. Either he finds extremely beneficial bugs that lead him to glory, or he finds bugs that exist only for him and exist solely to frustrate and anger him, or just make his life harder. Rarely ever does he find just some minor bug that just exists benignly, and neither helps him or hinders him.
Everyone: Rocks their head Vertically to Bohemian Rhapsody.
That one guy who decided to rock his head Horizontally to Bohemian Rhapsody: 9:02
Mark: **plays hand simulator**
_Cant grab things properly_
At least he didn’t give Poki the drill
@Tyler Hackner When poki lost her drill, jack gave him his and took mark’s. So, technically, Mark gave poki the drill
Glad we watched the same video
Wait, does this mean we could have a Markiplier and Micheal Reeves crossover in the future?
I hope
Same
Jack in his perfectly cut screams #2, said that he knows who michael, lily and fed are. It's very possible.
lets see mark get zapped
There’s also a chance Schlatt could meet and I don’t know how I would process that. They’re of two different vibes
"We'll sit on it til next video."
And they never heard from hand simulator again
*Mark:* As you both know I am superior in _every way._ It is okay though- _I will forgive you._ For the journey to my aptitude is treacherous and frankly _quite_ impossible, _especially_ for muggles such as yourselves.
_All I ask is that you do not drop your drill._
*Also Mark:* ~ immediately drops his drill ~
..... _I am a savANT! a GoD I sAY!!!_
Poki: *spazzing out*
Me: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOJO POSES POKI!!!
It's always time for JoJo poses 😁
3:08
The way that poki looks at mark with her hand over his button like "stfu or I will hit your button!"
Poki: I'm a professional gamer
Mark: is literally the king of FNAF
I'm pretty sure Dawko took the crown. He beat 50/20 mode in the Ultimate Custom Night and I don't think Mark did
mark and jack being 2 of the biggest gamers on youtube.
@@BerserkGoblin nah, mark is still the king, dawko might have beat fnaf 50/20 but he doesn’t care about it as much as mark does. Mark is way more enthusiastic about it and mark is the main person who made fnaf what it is today.
@@hunterthewrestler367 What do you mean he doesn't care about it as much as Mark!? He is always making theories and trying to work out the lore, he makes songs, he plays so many fan games, he makes videos of Fnaf AR whenever there is a new skin/character, he's friends with all the voice actors, AND HE HAS INTERVIEWED SCOTT AND KNOWS HIM REALLY WELL. Plus, Mark himself said that Dawko puts so much more time and effort into the games than he ever has. Get yours facts right.
@@hunterthewrestler367 none of that makes him the king
Maybe this is silly, but I'm 28 and this is the second time I've had my heart broken in my life and both times I've found my way back to your videos to pull me out of my dark place. Just the silly voices you do, the edits, the content.. You're amazing Mark. You're videos have helped me and so many other people who feel the same. If I could meet anyone in the world it would be you because even though you don't know me I feel like you've been a really good friend to me through my hard times.. You probably won't even read this, but I'll still comment on your videos everytime you unknowingly help me.. I wish you actually knew how many people you've helped.
I know he knows, he's made videos about it.. If only he knew how MANY he has helped by just being himself in front of a camera
I hope things get better for you. I won’t go slicing any of my relatives in front of you, I don’t want you to cry
Shiit...
@R134eS2o LMAO, I know right, Mark shouldn't be working with her, she probably paid Mark and Sean with SIMP Money to promote herself on RUclips.
Poki: is there a cooperative one?
Mark: Yeah theres bomb
Me: oH nO
Absolutely nobody:
Pokimane: IM A PROFESSIONAL GAMER
Mark: *is offended*
@Retarded kid with 10k subs Exactly. This meme format needs to just die already, it wasn't funny in the first place.
The nobody part does not make it funny or creative, stop using this stupid format when it doesn’t even make sense just say the other parts normally
Rhi Abrahamian. I will have to agree, the spacing and the “Nobody” doesn’t contribute to anything. Watch as someone comes in and says we’re being too serious about a joke, because I agree with that as well.
The Wolfman Smith wow such a wallet
@The Wolfman Smith No, she's a professional gamer, she plays with dem balls like it's fifa.
"WITCH!!!!, WITCH!!!!, WITCH!!!!"
DEMONS
8:28 THE SASS RETURNS
AND LIXIAN JUST MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER, I literally am in tears, this is so hilarious ...can't breathe, too much laughing, my back hurts, send help.
Laney N. WHEN I TELL YOU I PEED MYSELF-
Is should be called “poki can’t unscrew ONE SCREW for 14:21 minutes
DUDE I KNOW. BARELY WATCHABLE
@@fredtheskrub4525 grow up
@@BionicDirector117 I feel like this was a joke
@@NANI-cp5sz after looking at the rest of this comment section, you'll excuse me if I assume.
@@BionicDirector117 booooo
Mark literally just dropped the drill right after he just said _“Just don't drop the drill, is all I ask”_ XD
And I was like: Well, well, well..look who dropped the drill 😂
Tf was the point in commenting this?
@@jonathanhuff884 tf was the point in commenting this comment? O.o
Mark failed at being the drill sergeant.
Oh ho look how the turn tables
@@jonathanhuff884 geez, I'm sorry I just don't know what else to comment. It's hard thinking of words to say. I'm just not that good with words okay?
Geez I'm sorry if I made you pissed off at me geez...
I'm sorry.
When mark punched the drill off the table, I almost inhaled a tomato
;-; ouch
Yum
Mark and Seán: You can do this.
Pokimane: Yes I can, Yes I can!
Literally everyone else: NO YOU CAN'T. YOU CLEARLY CAN'T.
But you know what she can do? Target a small RUclipsr's income!
@@Efsaaneh lol..i just know about that...dont understand peopke these days....
Demons: _Oh, can you now? Let us fix that..._
@@Efsaaneh do you mind if i ask for more context on this?
@Ryanixer she attacked a smaller RUclipsrs advertisement because he was making fun of one of her simps. And pokithot can’t handle criticism so she babyraged about it.