2 AND a HALF HANDS | Hand Simulator w/ JackSepticEye and Pokimane

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 года назад +5459

    Poki: "I feel like I'm letting you guys down right now..."
    Jack: **Is nice**
    Mark: "YEAH."

    • @tiboveuchelen6112
      @tiboveuchelen6112 4 года назад +237

      Sean is the simp in the retationship

    • @Alison-gc6gh
      @Alison-gc6gh 4 года назад +252

      *R E T A T I O N S H I P*

    • @tiboveuchelen6112
      @tiboveuchelen6112 4 года назад +49

      @@Alison-gc6gh yes spelling error funny haha comedy 100

    • @thesunisalie_5457
      @thesunisalie_5457 4 года назад +81

      @@tiboveuchelen6112 how petty

    • @eeekayokat
      @eeekayokat 4 года назад +123

      @@tiboveuchelen6112 yes simp joke funny haha 100 comedy

  • @blairelliott
    @blairelliott 4 года назад +3374

    "So that sound wasn't the sound of our tinitus kicking in. It was death."
    -Jacksepticeye, 2020

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 4 года назад +34

      can’t describe how much I love Sean Mclaughlin

    • @asunderwolf20
      @asunderwolf20 4 года назад +1

      Umm

    • @asunderwolf20
      @asunderwolf20 4 года назад +3

      Sexually?

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 4 года назад +2

      @@asunderwolf20 yes. Sexually. jk

    • @bppg
      @bppg 4 года назад +8

      @@natsueyama take the jk out

  • @elliannagomes2055
    @elliannagomes2055 4 года назад +3239

    i love how mark is so used to saying “frames” to restart the game even when none of them know what he means by that 😅

    • @HakanBacon
      @HakanBacon 4 года назад +139

      I started to say that too by accident playing with my friends. It's just funny

    • @elizabethtorres2132
      @elizabethtorres2132 4 года назад +45

      I dont get the references. Can someome explain?

    • @Lunaveon
      @Lunaveon 4 года назад +278

      Elizabeth Torres essentially, when he played Hand Simulator with Bob and Wade, his frame rate would take a dive after playing for a bit so they’d say “restart for frames”. I don’t remember which one of them started it (probably Mark? Lol) but it was eventually just shortened to “frames” and used whenever they fucked something up beyond repair or wanted to restart 😂

    • @redn0v440
      @redn0v440 4 года назад +64

      @@Lunaveon I think it was a mixture of Mark and Wade that came up with frames? Regardless it's hilarious

    • @ivettemalagon8406
      @ivettemalagon8406 4 года назад +59

      RedN0v4 it was mark originally! He started it first and wade and bob made fun of him but Wade eventually started saying “frames” as well in the same episode

  • @tute2279
    @tute2279 3 года назад +455

    The drills being very loud:
    Mark and Pokimane shouting:
    Jack speaking in his normal voice because he is already loud enough:

  • @Zetamous
    @Zetamous 4 года назад +7560

    Mark struggles with his two hyperactive children for 30 minutes

  • @noahfalk6100
    @noahfalk6100 4 года назад +2021

    Poki: "Slow and steady wins the race."
    Mark: "I disagree."

    • @TristanPignon
      @TristanPignon 4 года назад +51

      *30 seconds later*
      Mark: "Slow and steady wins the race"

    • @aidandixon6028
      @aidandixon6028 4 года назад +12

      Also mark in the future: "Slow and steady wins the race."

    • @shogunpug4071
      @shogunpug4071 4 года назад +6

      Nice. I nearly missed this in the video

    • @Nugget-od3rp
      @Nugget-od3rp 4 года назад +7

      Jack is thinking that u just know...
      Flashback...
      Seáns happy weeks days..,
      SPEED IS KEYYYYYYYYUY

    • @Nugget-od3rp
      @Nugget-od3rp 4 года назад

      Happy wheels Srry auto correct

  • @danielc9606
    @danielc9606 4 года назад +2018

    Pokimane: “More bombing... perfect!!”
    Mark: *Vietnam flashbacks to killing himself with a grenade repeatedly*

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +6

      Mark always has Nam flashbacks

    • @a_carroll
      @a_carroll 4 года назад +4

      This comment made my day. Thank you

    • @astxrism5526
      @astxrism5526 4 года назад

      😂💘 love your work!

    • @nihilistweeb7185
      @nihilistweeb7185 4 года назад +2

      poor Mark

    • @zackrodriguez7519
      @zackrodriguez7519 4 года назад +3

      1650 subs before Tomorrow bro shut up I’ve seen you on like thirty comments

  • @ryuji1460
    @ryuji1460 4 года назад +1651

    Poki: *becomes possessed by demons*
    Mark and jack: WITCH WITCH

  • @RegretTrikz
    @RegretTrikz 4 года назад +1321

    mark: Grabs
    sean: Grabs
    Poki: Metal head-banging

  • @sqidicarus652
    @sqidicarus652 4 года назад +2357

    “The spirits are inside her!”
    “Witch!”
    “Demon!”
    What is this, Salem 1692?

  • @CompleteDiscomfort
    @CompleteDiscomfort 4 года назад +616

    “Bomb defusals don’t cry”
    -Mark 2020

  • @taylormarowski7103
    @taylormarowski7103 4 года назад +730

    Poki: possessed by demons
    Jack: JESUS!
    Mark: she’s a wild one.

    • @notadog7005
      @notadog7005 3 года назад +10

      It’s coming back

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd Год назад +1

      ​@@notadog7005 i understood that referance

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 4 года назад +792

    Poki: "I can't move my arm anymore"
    BANG
    Sean: "...That's okay. I can't move either of my arms anymore."

  • @mrabsorbency8460
    @mrabsorbency8460 4 года назад +3610

    I love how Mark's voice hasn't changed at all over like 5 years

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 4 года назад +207

      He’s a 30 year old man.
      Of course his voice hasn’t changed.

    • @wrench3112
      @wrench3112 4 года назад +146

      His voice is is one of those only voices that youd be fine to wake up tied to a bed with a surprising pain in your rectum. Bah I jest, I jest.

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 года назад +109

      Before Octodad his voice was much lighter. After Octodad, his voice is like it is now. Watch a video before he played Octodad and one after. You'll see the differance

    • @salem4598
      @salem4598 4 года назад +73

      you can sense the subtle maturity, from putting on a voice to just being himself and its very humbling :)

    • @iappreciateu7728
      @iappreciateu7728 4 года назад +8

      @0ne The Assassin
      fuck yeah

  • @alhannaallen7605
    @alhannaallen7605 4 года назад +1165

    Mark: “Don’t drop the drill is all I ask” one second later...... he drops the drill. He then borrows JuhSean’s drill and drops it

  • @becominghero9754
    @becominghero9754 4 года назад +3213

    I am deeply in love with Lixian's editing style.

  • @thealvinpodcast2024
    @thealvinpodcast2024 4 года назад +1077

    Mark: says an inspirational speech
    Jack: yes
    Poki: laughs

    • @bee_creme866
      @bee_creme866 4 года назад +3

      The cow that says perhaps has know said yes

  • @theverysmallfrog
    @theverysmallfrog 4 года назад +1412

    Mark and Juhsean: Here take my drill, no my drill, takE iT-
    Poki: *breaking down*

    • @Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf
      @Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf 4 года назад +24

      I feel like everyone is eager to drill Poki

    • @Angel-xn1cm
      @Angel-xn1cm 4 года назад +25

      @@Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf hold up-

    • @notpystxn5702
      @notpystxn5702 4 года назад +4

      Pastel Slytherin LOL

    • @notpystxn5702
      @notpystxn5702 4 года назад +6

      Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf feel like this might be incorrect but r/cursedcomments

    • @spirited_rabbit
      @spirited_rabbit 4 года назад +3

      @@Lo7q7le7guste7mrtf well that turned out wrong :v

  • @smilewolf3041
    @smilewolf3041 4 года назад +674

    Poki: I cant move my arm any more.
    *Bomb explodes*
    Sean: that's okay, I cant move Ethier of my arms any more.

    • @pultofcat8615
      @pultofcat8615 4 года назад +6

      You’re very perceptive that’s what happened in the video

    • @terrarian_gamer110
      @terrarian_gamer110 4 года назад +1

      smile wolf I literary read this as it happens on the vid lol

    • @mikecharecky2818
      @mikecharecky2818 4 года назад +1

      PultOfCat I was thinking the same thing

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 года назад

      *either

  • @janssenproductionsstopmoti9613
    @janssenproductionsstopmoti9613 4 года назад +2107

    Mark: (sigh) I miss Bob and Wade.

    • @lwangjarson7164
      @lwangjarson7164 4 года назад +42

      I miss bob and wayde they’re the best

    • @lwangjarson7164
      @lwangjarson7164 4 года назад +7

      Alexthecookie I failed school for a reason🤣

    • @Three_Fun
      @Three_Fun 4 года назад +8

      @@lwangjarson7164 is there success in school?

    • @lwangjarson7164
      @lwangjarson7164 4 года назад +5

      Three Fun not where I’m from

    • @Three_Fun
      @Three_Fun 4 года назад +2

      @@lwangjarson7164 then how can there be failure?

  • @insomari4118
    @insomari4118 4 года назад +516

    14:41
    Mark: "yOu dOn'T NeEd to yELL"
    Sean: *the cutest apology ever*

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 4 года назад +780

    Pokimane's character being possessed with the edited sound effects made me laugh so hard I literally couldn't breathe.

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was part of the game XD

    • @Eclipse-fw5rt
      @Eclipse-fw5rt 4 года назад +21

      The whooshes were great, but the snap was the best.

    • @lowreslireas
      @lowreslireas 4 года назад +14

      9:02

    • @Cat_is_dead888
      @Cat_is_dead888 4 года назад +3

      @@lowreslireas I ALMOST CHOKED

    • @musicinme9425
      @musicinme9425 4 года назад +2

      OMG ME TOO I CPULD HAVE DIED 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZachariahWolfMancer
    @ZachariahWolfMancer 4 года назад +959

    So basically this was just 14 minutes of poki unable to use a power drill

    • @Nirnaethi
      @Nirnaethi 4 года назад +91

      The beginning was soooo annoying. I dunno but I don't like her

    • @bee-zz6bf
      @bee-zz6bf 4 года назад +32

      @@Nirnaethi not to mention what she did with that streamer dude who made a video on her fans lmao

    • @KentaiHeaven
      @KentaiHeaven 4 года назад +47

      Nîn Naeg i hate videos with poki in it, the content isn’t as rich

    • @lilredrabbit4191
      @lilredrabbit4191 4 года назад +3

      pretty much

    • @calmcwhorter6643
      @calmcwhorter6643 4 года назад +39

      Her voice is also hard to listen to. She sounds like a child. Makes it hard to watch these videos

  • @blairelliott
    @blairelliott 4 года назад +505

    "I'm only crushingly disappointed."
    -Markiplier, 2020

  • @DerpyTheShreddingProto
    @DerpyTheShreddingProto 4 года назад +794

    3:43 Mark: Just don't drop the drill. That's all I ask.
    Mark 2 seconds later: *oH i JuSt DrOpPeD tHe dRilL*

    • @diceyice8609
      @diceyice8609 4 года назад +2

      He even dropped 2 that game lmao

    • @Austin.-_-
      @Austin.-_- 4 года назад +3

      Actually he only dropped 1 drill, pokis hand caused the first one to fly away

    • @biboymasky2647
      @biboymasky2647 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @benthegamer5907
      @benthegamer5907 3 года назад

      Whelp, Mark's dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ !

  • @TheCrypto34
    @TheCrypto34 4 года назад +1365

    Pokimane's character going full satanic possession and wrenching around horribly with the sound effects had me laughing so hard i was crying

    • @Hyunjins_Dumpling
      @Hyunjins_Dumpling 4 года назад +39

      SAME MY MOM CAME IN THINKING I WAS DYING

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 4 года назад +23

      I cant stand her

    • @brandonframe1743
      @brandonframe1743 4 года назад +19

      @@mr.anemoia924 same here. She's terrible

    • @shrimptoast1391
      @shrimptoast1391 4 года назад +4

      @@mr.anemoia924 maybe the avitar knew who was playing him and was trying to escape somehow?

    • @insomari4118
      @insomari4118 4 года назад +31

      @@mr.anemoia924 Why do people hate her? I'm not caught up with the drama and stuff ;w; She seems genuinely sweet

  • @tahayousaf
    @tahayousaf 4 года назад +370

    Mark:"Don't drop the drill."
    Mark:"I dropped the drill."

    • @luisgill806
      @luisgill806 4 года назад +6

      Mark didn’t even drop the drill, it spawned in poki’s left hand and died

  • @CeirusAvalon
    @CeirusAvalon 4 года назад +1151

    I don't normally laugh very hard at any videos, but Poki's body literally breakin' fer no reason at like 9:00 killed me, I nearly threw up.

    • @zoev.4624
      @zoev.4624 4 года назад +25

      Same. I'm dying at that part😂

    • @isuck1622
      @isuck1622 4 года назад +13

      9:00 was my favorite part 😹😹

    • @shyidkk
      @shyidkk 4 года назад +2

      ME TO!!!

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +5

      i wheeze so hard only dogs can hear it

    • @mikeywolfno.7
      @mikeywolfno.7 4 года назад +1

      i literally had to go to the hospital because of my asthma and i literally almost laughed my self to death but i still love

  • @biggemboaty
    @biggemboaty 4 года назад +379

    Imagine if this is exactly how a bomb defusing squad acted, talked and dressed.

    • @01shadowninja
      @01shadowninja 4 года назад

      you dislike dislikeing?

    • @leizrain9087
      @leizrain9087 4 года назад +6

      Yes in RUSS I A

    • @seanlim7940
      @seanlim7940 4 года назад

      more like undressed
      im just kiding! dont take this seriously

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active 3 года назад

      Yeah those clothes 😂😂😂
      Jack's bra leaves *nothing* to the imagination. 💀

  • @nathankotchasak7253
    @nathankotchasak7253 4 года назад +444

    famous last words
    "Uh oh" - Markiplier, the best bomb defuser in the west.

    • @nattonep8788
      @nattonep8788 4 года назад +4

      They didn't defuse it but Mark knows exactly when it's about to blow.
      It's like he has a timer somewhere...

    • @ishbr7896
      @ishbr7896 4 года назад

      Which west,east?

    • @celinemangahas9264
      @celinemangahas9264 4 года назад +1

      Ishbιํr East? I thought you meant weast?

    • @nathankotchasak7253
      @nathankotchasak7253 4 года назад

      @@nattonep8788 that's what she said

    • @tj_2701
      @tj_2701 4 года назад +1

      Mark, Bob, & Wade should do Hand Simulator Survival with Sean.
      😁

  • @gerritvoet2546
    @gerritvoet2546 4 года назад +954

    Mark: Everything is Fine.
    Juh-Sean: Everything is Fine.
    Pokimane: Being Possessed by a Demon.

  • @tetsurokuroo9218
    @tetsurokuroo9218 4 года назад +224

    “Just don’t drop the drill is all I ask”
    .3 sec later
    “Oh I just dropped the drill”-Mark 2020

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 года назад +1728

    Mark: “Don’t stab yourself with my drill.”
    Poki: “I’m sorry.”
    Mark: “Don’t apologize to me, apologize to yourself.”
    Poki: “Sorry me!”

    • @vertisyvengeful4254
      @vertisyvengeful4254 4 года назад +12

      @1650 subs before Tomorrow Oh ReAlLy I'm So GlAd ThAt YoU iNfOrMeD mE wHaT tHeY sAiD

    • @austinjohnson3452
      @austinjohnson3452 4 года назад +17

      @1650 subs before Tomorrow how many times are you going to make the same comment

    • @jacobe.8809
      @jacobe.8809 4 года назад +7

      Wow I totally forgot that she said that within the span of minutes. Thanks for reminding me

    • @astxrism5526
      @astxrism5526 4 года назад +1

      Your really cool

    • @nextlevelmastering
      @nextlevelmastering 4 года назад +2

      Wow. They really did say that didn’t they. Cool man.

  • @hakonopoutapu-matenga2686
    @hakonopoutapu-matenga2686 4 года назад +375

    Mark: “Don’t drop the drill”
    Also Mark: “I dropped the drill”

    • @kingicarus77
      @kingicarus77 4 года назад

      He did mean *you* he never said he shouldn't drop it

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 4 года назад +449

    Sould have just called this "Yeet Simulator."

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 4 года назад +3

      Read this just as markipler yoted his rpg, lol

    • @RobertPayne556
      @RobertPayne556 4 года назад

      Milo: *heavy breathing*

  • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
    @muckyesyesindisguise3854 3 года назад +259

    Mark: Team leader
    Jack: Mark’s right hand man
    Poki: She’s uh...there...

    • @GrayZ_dood
      @GrayZ_dood 3 года назад +3

      There is two women you see?
      One is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous.
      And the other one....... She's also there

    • @eiffelynr.a1388
      @eiffelynr.a1388 3 года назад +6

      Nah, she's the demon.

  • @anastaydead9252
    @anastaydead9252 4 года назад +237

    Mark is that narcissistic older brother. Jack is the kind middle child. Poki is the giggly confused little sister wanting to play with her older brothers

    • @ISANTIZA
      @ISANTIZA 4 года назад +20

      Not to mention she's possessed either

    • @bleakdec143
      @bleakdec143 4 года назад +9

      how did you describe my family perfectly

    • @raisin584
      @raisin584 4 года назад +19

      and the bomb is the parents waiting to get divorced

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 4 года назад +3

      Best description of them

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +1

      That was my family about 7 years ago. I'm the kind middle child, as I almost always have been. My siblings are in no way compliant with one another, leaving their responsibilities unto me. It is VERY annoying.

  • @sonny5212
    @sonny5212 4 года назад +329

    Mark: wellll....
    Screen: *𝒮𝓊𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒹ℯ 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕕*

  • @intercosmic1455
    @intercosmic1455 4 года назад +817

    Poki: I feel like I’m letting you guys down!
    Mark: You are, yeah you are, you are letting us down super hard
    Seán: No no no no you got this, you’ve got plenty of time!
    There are 2 types of people

    • @0rphix
      @0rphix 4 года назад +46

      Mark isnt a simp. XD

    • @yendothegamer9880
      @yendothegamer9880 4 года назад +23

      @@0rphix Sean is a massive simp not gonna lie

    • @projectvictor3649
      @projectvictor3649 4 года назад +2

      And a half of a person

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 4 года назад +5

      Honest people and THE WEAK

    • @autisticpatrick2494
      @autisticpatrick2494 4 года назад +15

      Who’s Sean? The only other person in this video is Juh-Sean

  • @aldrinirawan
    @aldrinirawan 4 года назад +121

    When she said "SPTSSSHH" "WHSSHSS" "CRACKK" damn it nearly killed me 9:01

  • @plasmetal8225
    @plasmetal8225 4 года назад +788

    Mark: Don't drop the drill.
    Mark's Drill: Aight, *_Imma head out._*
    Nobody:
    Juh-sean: So that sound you heard was not our tinnitus kicking in, that was... death.

    • @arnoldschwarzvinegar8818
      @arnoldschwarzvinegar8818 4 года назад +4

      They got more in russaye

    • @Eh-cv5tt
      @Eh-cv5tt 4 года назад +4

      I think it was because pokimane's hands were in where the drill spawns, and when it spawned, it was forced off the desk because of pokimanes hands.

  • @Fasterlion0913
    @Fasterlion0913 4 года назад +258

    Last episode
    Mark: *Being Darkiplier*
    New episode
    Pokimane: *Getting Posses by mark's Evil spirit*

  • @ianhyde5973
    @ianhyde5973 4 года назад +205

    I asked a bomb diffuser how stressfull his job was. He said
    "It's not stressfull at all. Either I get it, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore. "

  • @joca_sol
    @joca_sol 4 года назад +90

    "The spirits are insane here"
    The context is killing me omg

  • @Darthybuddy
    @Darthybuddy 4 года назад +242

    2:08 This reminded me a LOT of the movie hoodwinked. Mark literally nailed the voice of the wolf during this part as well.
    To those who don’t know what I’m talking about, there is a scene where one of the characters picks up dynamite and lights it while thinking it’s a candle. The character and his side kick then comment on it being labeled Dee-na-mee-tay (DYNAMITE) and say, and I quote “Hmmmm, sounds exotic. Must be Italian”

    • @justosmif909
      @justosmif909 4 года назад +4

      Dom DaGamer better reference would be A Christmas Story

    • @gastersdaughter2069
      @gastersdaughter2069 4 года назад +3

      Holy shit, yaaaaaas.

    • @plantpot8230
      @plantpot8230 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god I forgot about this legendary movieeeee

    • @It_Is_The_Me
      @It_Is_The_Me 4 года назад +3

      actually the squirrel said it, and only said must be Italian. he didn't say must be exotic

    • @bravhart9212
      @bravhart9212 4 года назад +2

      Hohoho.... I don't know about it being in "hoodwinked" (I've seen the movie, pretty good, I might have missed that part though?), it could be, been a while since I saw it. But I do know I've recalled that song in a movie or something with puppets singing it (don't think it was the muffets?).

  • @jkuang9548
    @jkuang9548 4 года назад +90

    this is basically mark and ju-sean trying to teach poki how to function

  • @G0bl1nzz
    @G0bl1nzz 4 года назад +481

    Mark: good
    Seán: ok
    Pokimane: (window error noises)
    Me: This is just a normal day

  • @ricogoddard462
    @ricogoddard462 4 года назад +335

    after watching the video.. i realize the useless hand thats cut in half (in the thumbnail) is pokimane... 💀

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 3 года назад +3

      Wow I didnt even realize that 😭

    • @therestorationofdrwho1865
      @therestorationofdrwho1865 3 года назад +6

      Cos she’s the only one who couldn’t undo one fucking screw 😂😂😂

  • @noahharris7161
    @noahharris7161 4 года назад +185

    I saw “Juh-Worried” and I lost it 😂

  • @hassankh9939
    @hassankh9939 4 года назад +509

    Pokimane: "struggling"
    Mark: U can do it!
    Jacksepiceye: *I will put my hand on the bomb so it doesn't go away*
    Sean's humor is on another level 🤣

    • @damianc669
      @damianc669 4 года назад +18

      Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it

    • @cheyanneflowers9867
      @cheyanneflowers9867 4 года назад +33

      Bruh Lit I mean, for me at least, it seemed like they started playing with her more out of no where. Nothing seems that weird for me, it’s like they’re showing their friend or little sister a new game. It still seems like they’re having fun, but not all friendships are going to have the exact same chemistry they have with bob and wade. As long as they’re having fun and okay, I honestly don’t care, I kinda like pokimane playing with them

    • @IngvarMar
      @IngvarMar 4 года назад +1

      Bob Jeetos they are not immature 7-year-olds, you know?

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад

      @@damianc669 before the Uno videos I hadn't the slightest idea who Poki was. In the short time I have since then, I've started thinking she's pretty funny. I'm not uncomfortable in any way.

  • @aishikmukherjee1623
    @aishikmukherjee1623 4 года назад +243

    3:42
    Mark: "Do not drop the drill"
    Also Mark: * *Drops the drill himself* *

    • @jalensburner7525
      @jalensburner7525 4 года назад +4

      1650 subs before Tomorrow dude stop asking for subs

    • @llspidel
      @llspidel 4 года назад

      @1650 subs before Tomorrow most Markiplier viewers aren't gonna pay attention to you, he has a surprisingly smart fanbase

    • @cringeman4199
      @cringeman4199 4 года назад

      And then somehow manages to drop Jack's drill as well!

  • @olddolanwasbetter9615
    @olddolanwasbetter9615 3 года назад +57

    Mark: "Don't drop the drill"
    also mark: **drops the drill**

  • @monokuma1798
    @monokuma1798 4 года назад +135

    Markipler: *Angry Noises*
    Captions: [Music]
    [Applause]

  • @Yungrouge-lb3kw
    @Yungrouge-lb3kw 4 года назад +145

    I was laughing my head off when they said poki’s a witch and she has demons in her

  • @Canadianweeb
    @Canadianweeb 4 года назад +577

    Poki: I feel like I'm letting you guys down.
    Mark: You are. You are.
    Me: Mark ain't no Simp.

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 года назад +6

      What's a Simp? I've been hearing that word a lot but I don't know what it means

    • @foxnike6322
      @foxnike6322 4 года назад +11

      @@demonprincess9680 basically a super nice guy, who is scared, and does anything in his power, so that the girl doesn't get mad, or angry at him

    • @ghoulishtheories7979
      @ghoulishtheories7979 4 года назад +30

      @@foxnike6322 How it can be used: A guy that likes a girl. A girl posts an extremely negative post, that's racist. He comes to defend her anyways, even though she's in the wrong.
      You see it on Twitter a lot. A girl can have a cute/hot profile picture, and a guy will defend her/suck up to her, to try to get her attention. (A simp)...

    • @CeresEros
      @CeresEros 4 года назад +18

      Fox Nike it just means that a guy is putting pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for the girl

    • @dylanguerra669
      @dylanguerra669 4 года назад +4

      Fox Nike That’s not it. It’s a man who believes we will win over women by giving them anything they ask (mostly money) and let them walk all over him while they bring nothing to the table

  • @thestupidgamers5542
    @thestupidgamers5542 3 года назад +38

    The hand movement reminds me when you’re trying to do something in your dreams

  • @thetomboiyoutuber518
    @thetomboiyoutuber518 4 года назад +263

    I feel like for the first 13 minutes and 20 seconds Jack and Mark were acting guardians for Poki and the entire time Juh-Seán was being helpful and insightful while Mark was telling her all the things she’s doing wrong.

    • @thetomboiyoutuber518
      @thetomboiyoutuber518 4 года назад +12

      14:00 pretty much sums up their gameplay between the three lol.

    • @whatyouwant2155
      @whatyouwant2155 4 года назад +14

      Sèan: *supportive parent*
      Mark: *abusive parent*

    • @cheyanneflowers9867
      @cheyanneflowers9867 4 года назад +3

      What You want? I feel like it’s a big brother and his friend showing the little sister what game they’re playing

    • @Nobody-fk9lw
      @Nobody-fk9lw 4 года назад +1

      @@whatyouwant2155 Ah you see if feel like that wasn't the best analogy for you too use. I think the brother and friend one is a bit safer 😅

  • @panixium
    @panixium 4 года назад +251

    Lately: "Juh-Sean"
    Today: "Juh-worried"

  • @howtokdj
    @howtokdj 4 года назад +89

    I like how the editor adds sound effects to Poki's character glitches😅 9:00

  • @hydroviperking
    @hydroviperking 4 года назад +42

    It’s the big brothers who are patiently teaching their little sister how to defuse a bomb

  • @thegreenplague
    @thegreenplague 4 года назад +337

    Jack: Or a bag of milk
    Mark: *_thinks_ Irish people

    • @irshkashirkle
      @irshkashirkle 4 года назад +18

      *Canadian people

    • @AgentBurgo
      @AgentBurgo 4 года назад +1

      JC Richelsen that’s also true eh
      I’m Canadian so I can say that

    • @irshkashirkle
      @irshkashirkle 4 года назад

      @@AgentBurgo lol, I'm from upstate New York, so I've seen it in person. Also, in context

    • @irshkashirkle
      @irshkashirkle 4 года назад +1

      @@AgentBurgo *context of the stream, they were talking about skim milk vs 2% (Mark's tirade against sugar and being pro fat) and that segued into bagged milk because poki is Canadian

    • @eli-io1mv
      @eli-io1mv 4 года назад

      I'm from Ireland and I've never heard of bagged milk lmao

  • @palm2823
    @palm2823 4 года назад +237

    “25 minutes of pokimane not being able to use a drill”

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 4 года назад +8

      More like 13

    • @thefilipinoassassino9665
      @thefilipinoassassino9665 4 года назад +5

      I guess drilling is a man thing...

    • @isaiahd9947
      @isaiahd9947 4 года назад +18

      I feel like she is kinda pretending to suck so she gets more attention

    • @lowreslireas
      @lowreslireas 4 года назад +8

      @@isaiahd9947 twitch tactics

    • @ipomoeamacchiato8548
      @ipomoeamacchiato8548 4 года назад +2

      A person
      Its that or she’s literally just trash at everything she plays(She has no right to call herself a gamer girl, smh)

  • @pond2868
    @pond2868 4 года назад +115

    Mark is like a babysitter trying to babysit two children that found their mothers chocolate stash

  • @RyanSoltani
    @RyanSoltani 4 года назад +211

    “Where’s Russ-ia?, I don’t know but it sounds exotic”
    It’s probably where they made exotic butters

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 года назад +8

      No stop I almost forgot about that

    • @Jay-xq3lb
      @Jay-xq3lb 4 года назад +4

      Ennerd and micheal be like🤗

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 года назад +1

      Rose Lalonde
      It I where we get our EXOTIC *BUTTERS*

  • @PhotonDragon16
    @PhotonDragon16 4 года назад +117

    Mark: "Don't drop them."
    Also Mark: *knocks his on the floor and smacks Jack's across the room*

  • @fakewood4025
    @fakewood4025 4 года назад +954

    Poki is like a small child who doesn’t understand anything when playing this game

    • @bluebri3477
      @bluebri3477 4 года назад +75

      @Jacob Smith Then maybe learn what a twitch thot is before trying to say someone is.

    • @Itstoxiceagle99
      @Itstoxiceagle99 4 года назад +28

      Bluebri whatever she is she’s trash

    • @bluebri3477
      @bluebri3477 4 года назад +81

      @@Itstoxiceagle99 Actually, I find her quite funny sometimes. Just because you dont enjoy her, doesn't mean you have to try and bring her down.

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 4 года назад +19

      And just like a child, she throws a hissy fit when someone is ‘being mean’[calls her out] to her.😋

    • @neojester
      @neojester 4 года назад +31

      Logan R. Poki didn’t get called out on the video tho? lol.

  • @anneclark4895
    @anneclark4895 4 года назад +16

    When marks rpg suddenly flew out of his hands, I almost died choking on cereal from laughing. A mixture of pain and laughter literally brought tears to my eyes 😂

  • @chrisk8308
    @chrisk8308 4 года назад +180

    Mark: Five night at Freddy’s isn’t scary.
    Also mark: *random explosion* That scared the crap out of me

  • @mackenzietaylor7161
    @mackenzietaylor7161 4 года назад +328

    Mark: Just don’t drop the drill is all I ask.
    Drill: BYE HAVE A GREAT TIME!
    Jack: Maybe they have drills in Russia (Russ-I-A)
    ---------
    Jack: War has changed
    Mark: *Laughter* is that your first video?
    Jack: ....... yeah..

  • @maergjzirantom853
    @maergjzirantom853 4 года назад +111

    This was really hard to watch.... That was so stressful and I wasn't even there! Jack and Mark deserve a medal for the amount of patience they had. lmao

    • @A.J0K3
      @A.J0K3 4 года назад

      Same dude.. i couldnt even watch the bomb bid they did completely cuz this chick fr has no idea wtf she doing. They should of did a test run with her forst b4 recording the crap. Its unbearable to watch no progress for 20+ minutes

  • @ignika84
    @ignika84 4 года назад +11

    Would love to see these three together again. Mark and Jack are always fun together, and Poki just made it even more hilarious

    • @Dakota__69
      @Dakota__69 3 года назад +2

      Poki adds the same energy as Ethan to this game

    • @madisonirby5528
      @madisonirby5528 3 года назад +1

      You misspelled frustrating

    • @_SP64_
      @_SP64_ 2 года назад +1

      I prefer them to be with Bob and Wade

  • @tinreinspach3931
    @tinreinspach3931 4 года назад +622

    Pokimane: *drops her drill*
    Jack: You can take mine
    Everybody: SIMP!

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 года назад +8

      Simp
      A silly of foolish person.
      Because she's bad?

    • @beingathing974
      @beingathing974 4 года назад +23

      @@jannikschmidt8511 wanna try that a second time?

    • @quinnwatson951
      @quinnwatson951 4 года назад +11

      @@jannikschmidt8511 it's a stupid meme thing look it up on urban dictionary

    • @angielovessally304
      @angielovessally304 4 года назад +2

      @@jannikschmidt8511 ;-;

    • @sjov7079
      @sjov7079 4 года назад +2

      guys the meme is so funny im honestly laughing so hard.

  • @nyxession944
    @nyxession944 4 года назад +40

    20:21
    The RPG: I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME

  • @bruhwh7.63
    @bruhwh7.63 4 года назад +615

    Poki: I’m a professional gamer
    Mark: *who’s been playing games for most of his life* pathetic

    • @itsjustgir282
      @itsjustgir282 4 года назад +34

      Mark, who's been gaming his whole life: *I'd like to see how miserably you fail*

    • @Sliceroni_
      @Sliceroni_ 4 года назад +5

      Mark: *who's been poor his whole life* wHeN i WaS yOuNgEr-

  • @blakecacini8016
    @blakecacini8016 4 года назад +24

    Mark has five ovens, jack has potatoes, and poki has an army of fans ready to ruin people's lives whenever she wants them to.

  • @aspenlol682
    @aspenlol682 4 года назад +129

    "where's Russia? "I dunno, but it sounds exotic"

    • @atom104n
      @atom104n 4 года назад +13

      Excuse me, it's pronounced "Russ-I-A".

  • @ashskelington7575
    @ashskelington7575 4 года назад +217

    im shocked at pokimanes inability to do anything. its equally hilarious as it is frustrating to watch.

    • @Sawneyy
      @Sawneyy 4 года назад +24

      I'm surprised by her inability to talk normally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ArtOfCon-troll
      @ArtOfCon-troll 4 года назад +13

      @@ellamk9289 Chill. It's a joke.

    • @maxs-h1940
      @maxs-h1940 4 года назад +13

      The whole video I was so frustrated because Jack and mark finally got the hang of the drilling but then poki couldn't even move her left hand

    • @damianc669
      @damianc669 4 года назад +19

      Is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty uncomfortable with poki there. They seem to be not having that much fun. Maybe I'm looking to much into it, but they seemed uncomfortable

    • @tubblebub
      @tubblebub 4 года назад +11

      @@damianc669 I agree. But I think it's likely because of how frustrating it is to play with her. Like she'd get a stupid grip on the drill, and instead of trying to use her other hand to grab or adjust, she'd just struggle aimlessly with her initial hand. She would also just laugh and complain.
      I think they might've had a better time if they would've chosen a different game to play. Cuz the bomb game especially is super hard anyway, even with practice.

  • @alirezahamze5166
    @alirezahamze5166 4 года назад +385

    Imagine this with Ethan. That would be a great laugh

    • @bee-zz6bf
      @bee-zz6bf 4 года назад +28

      yeah watching their videos with pokimane, shes not funny or skilled in this game. why is she on here.

    • @alirezahamze5166
      @alirezahamze5166 4 года назад +20

      bee i mean she was just fine in UNO but she really doesn’t suit with this type of games. she’s just irritating now

    • @alexfroj
      @alexfroj 4 года назад +37

      bee none of them are really “skilled” at this game. she might not be funny to you, but she still has feelings. she’s on here because that was marks choice and i bet they had fun.

    • @ethanlin9574
      @ethanlin9574 4 года назад +2

      Lol my name is Ethan too

    • @cmjg0214
      @cmjg0214 4 года назад +13

      bee tf is wrong with you

  • @HayBell
    @HayBell 4 года назад +27

    “How did mark get so “good” at moving the hands?”
    *Flashback to surgeon simulator *
    “Yes how did he?”

  • @aikosuro5116
    @aikosuro5116 4 года назад +99

    I love how Mark brags about Sean snake impression

  • @squibbles9887
    @squibbles9887 4 года назад +7

    Can I just say, that I love the simplistic thumbnails recently. The white backgrounds with something simple in the foreground, it's a really nice change from all the chaos. It really sets it apart from the rest

  • @thegreenplague
    @thegreenplague 4 года назад +156

    Pokimane: More bombing...perfect!!
    Mark: *Bad memories

    • @nicoleperra5152
      @nicoleperra5152 4 года назад +2

      Hi sir meows alot xd denis

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 4 года назад +1

      @1650 subs before Tomorrow you are single handedly making this comments section a worse place by begging for subs on all of the top comments.

  • @lordgenerias
    @lordgenerias 2 года назад +5

    Just like the crossbow, Mark has laser perfect aim at his target, but the game's physics have other plans for him. Crossbow bolts fly sideways at the ground, and RPG rockets decide antigravity is in effect only after firing to pull it skyward and away from Jack. Truly, Markiplier is a man of extremes in Hand Simulator, and not by choice. Either he succeeds and is unstoppably glorious, or he fails spectacularly through no fault of his own.
    Seriously though, Markiplier is blursed in games. Either he finds extremely beneficial bugs that lead him to glory, or he finds bugs that exist only for him and exist solely to frustrate and anger him, or just make his life harder. Rarely ever does he find just some minor bug that just exists benignly, and neither helps him or hinders him.

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 4 года назад +80

    Everyone: Rocks their head Vertically to Bohemian Rhapsody.
    That one guy who decided to rock his head Horizontally to Bohemian Rhapsody: 9:02

  • @Vociferous
    @Vociferous 4 года назад +234

    Mark: **plays hand simulator**
    _Cant grab things properly_

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +1

      At least he didn’t give Poki the drill

    • @bounerholmes6873
      @bounerholmes6873 4 года назад

      @Tyler Hackner When poki lost her drill, jack gave him his and took mark’s. So, technically, Mark gave poki the drill

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 4 года назад

      Glad we watched the same video

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +117

    Wait, does this mean we could have a Markiplier and Micheal Reeves crossover in the future?

    • @Lord-of-Lactose
      @Lord-of-Lactose 4 года назад +5

      I hope

    • @grug5933
      @grug5933 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @linkedwinters
      @linkedwinters 4 года назад +1

      Jack in his perfectly cut screams #2, said that he knows who michael, lily and fed are. It's very possible.

    • @justarandomboi4717
      @justarandomboi4717 4 года назад +1

      lets see mark get zapped

    • @grape3821
      @grape3821 4 года назад +2

      There’s also a chance Schlatt could meet and I don’t know how I would process that. They’re of two different vibes

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 2 года назад +2

    "We'll sit on it til next video."
    And they never heard from hand simulator again

  • @xXSakuraTearsXx
    @xXSakuraTearsXx 4 года назад +130

    *Mark:* As you both know I am superior in _every way._ It is okay though- _I will forgive you._ For the journey to my aptitude is treacherous and frankly _quite_ impossible, _especially_ for muggles such as yourselves.
    _All I ask is that you do not drop your drill._
    *Also Mark:* ~ immediately drops his drill ~
    ..... _I am a savANT! a GoD I sAY!!!_

  • @jcexplosionz
    @jcexplosionz 4 года назад +93

    Poki: *spazzing out*
    Me: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOJO POSES POKI!!!

  • @ethanferreira5536
    @ethanferreira5536 4 года назад +41

    3:08
    The way that poki looks at mark with her hand over his button like "stfu or I will hit your button!"

  • @xanderpascua2005
    @xanderpascua2005 4 года назад +38

    Poki: I'm a professional gamer
    Mark: is literally the king of FNAF

    • @BerserkGoblin
      @BerserkGoblin 4 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure Dawko took the crown. He beat 50/20 mode in the Ultimate Custom Night and I don't think Mark did

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 3 года назад +5

      mark and jack being 2 of the biggest gamers on youtube.

    • @hunterthewrestler367
      @hunterthewrestler367 3 года назад +4

      @@BerserkGoblin nah, mark is still the king, dawko might have beat fnaf 50/20 but he doesn’t care about it as much as mark does. Mark is way more enthusiastic about it and mark is the main person who made fnaf what it is today.

    • @BerserkGoblin
      @BerserkGoblin 3 года назад +3

      @@hunterthewrestler367 What do you mean he doesn't care about it as much as Mark!? He is always making theories and trying to work out the lore, he makes songs, he plays so many fan games, he makes videos of Fnaf AR whenever there is a new skin/character, he's friends with all the voice actors, AND HE HAS INTERVIEWED SCOTT AND KNOWS HIM REALLY WELL. Plus, Mark himself said that Dawko puts so much more time and effort into the games than he ever has. Get yours facts right.

    • @ianappelmeester
      @ianappelmeester 3 года назад +1

      @@hunterthewrestler367 none of that makes him the king

  • @polly-esthercotton1975
    @polly-esthercotton1975 4 года назад +72

    Maybe this is silly, but I'm 28 and this is the second time I've had my heart broken in my life and both times I've found my way back to your videos to pull me out of my dark place. Just the silly voices you do, the edits, the content.. You're amazing Mark. You're videos have helped me and so many other people who feel the same. If I could meet anyone in the world it would be you because even though you don't know me I feel like you've been a really good friend to me through my hard times.. You probably won't even read this, but I'll still comment on your videos everytime you unknowingly help me.. I wish you actually knew how many people you've helped.

    • @polly-esthercotton1975
      @polly-esthercotton1975 4 года назад +6

      I know he knows, he's made videos about it.. If only he knew how MANY he has helped by just being himself in front of a camera

    • @onion647
      @onion647 4 года назад +2

      I hope things get better for you. I won’t go slicing any of my relatives in front of you, I don’t want you to cry

    • @Wikihowitbich
      @Wikihowitbich 4 года назад

      Shiit...

    • @gashkage22
      @gashkage22 4 года назад

      @R134eS2o LMAO, I know right, Mark shouldn't be working with her, she probably paid Mark and Sean with SIMP Money to promote herself on RUclips.

  • @supereststinger
    @supereststinger 4 года назад +43

    Poki: is there a cooperative one?
    Mark: Yeah theres bomb
    Me: oH nO

  • @rhiabrahamian585
    @rhiabrahamian585 4 года назад +253

    Absolutely nobody:
    Pokimane: IM A PROFESSIONAL GAMER
    Mark: *is offended*

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 4 года назад +13

      @Retarded kid with 10k subs Exactly. This meme format needs to just die already, it wasn't funny in the first place.

    • @frostedsnow7634
      @frostedsnow7634 4 года назад +2

      The nobody part does not make it funny or creative, stop using this stupid format when it doesn’t even make sense just say the other parts normally

    • @_nochi_
      @_nochi_ 4 года назад +2

      Rhi Abrahamian. I will have to agree, the spacing and the “Nobody” doesn’t contribute to anything. Watch as someone comes in and says we’re being too serious about a joke, because I agree with that as well.

    • @joraiseye
      @joraiseye 4 года назад

      The Wolfman Smith wow such a wallet

    • @saniczehedgehog
      @saniczehedgehog 4 года назад +1

      @The Wolfman Smith No, she's a professional gamer, she plays with dem balls like it's fifa.

  • @pxinfxl8971
    @pxinfxl8971 4 года назад +37

    "WITCH!!!!, WITCH!!!!, WITCH!!!!"

  • @tanitam.7838
    @tanitam.7838 4 года назад +54

    8:28 THE SASS RETURNS
    AND LIXIAN JUST MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER, I literally am in tears, this is so hilarious ...can't breathe, too much laughing, my back hurts, send help.

    • @itismwah8811
      @itismwah8811 4 года назад +1

      Laney N. WHEN I TELL YOU I PEED MYSELF-

  • @anbuu6848
    @anbuu6848 4 года назад +200

    Is should be called “poki can’t unscrew ONE SCREW for 14:21 minutes

    • @fredtheskrub4525
      @fredtheskrub4525 4 года назад +5

      DUDE I KNOW. BARELY WATCHABLE

    • @BionicDirector117
      @BionicDirector117 4 года назад +6

      @@fredtheskrub4525 grow up

    • @NANI-cp5sz
      @NANI-cp5sz 4 года назад +4

      @@BionicDirector117 I feel like this was a joke

    • @BionicDirector117
      @BionicDirector117 4 года назад +4

      @@NANI-cp5sz after looking at the rest of this comment section, you'll excuse me if I assume.

    • @maxs-h1940
      @maxs-h1940 4 года назад +1

      @@BionicDirector117 booooo

  • @spirited_rabbit
    @spirited_rabbit 4 года назад +183

    Mark literally just dropped the drill right after he just said _“Just don't drop the drill, is all I ask”_ XD
    And I was like: Well, well, well..look who dropped the drill 😂

    • @jonathanhuff884
      @jonathanhuff884 4 года назад +3

      Tf was the point in commenting this?

    • @liandre9035
      @liandre9035 4 года назад +4

      @@jonathanhuff884 tf was the point in commenting this comment? O.o

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 4 года назад +1

      Mark failed at being the drill sergeant.

    • @magicnick3236
      @magicnick3236 4 года назад

      Oh ho look how the turn tables

    • @spirited_rabbit
      @spirited_rabbit 4 года назад

      @@jonathanhuff884 geez, I'm sorry I just don't know what else to comment. It's hard thinking of words to say. I'm just not that good with words okay?
      Geez I'm sorry if I made you pissed off at me geez...
      I'm sorry.

  • @kristofermcdaniel5497
    @kristofermcdaniel5497 4 года назад +23

    When mark punched the drill off the table, I almost inhaled a tomato

  • @vedanth_2609
    @vedanth_2609 4 года назад +229

    Mark and Seán: You can do this.
    Pokimane: Yes I can, Yes I can!
    Literally everyone else: NO YOU CAN'T. YOU CLEARLY CAN'T.

    • @Efsaaneh
      @Efsaaneh 4 года назад +21

      But you know what she can do? Target a small RUclipsr's income!

    • @503amirulhakim5
      @503amirulhakim5 4 года назад +4

      @@Efsaaneh lol..i just know about that...dont understand peopke these days....

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 4 года назад +1

      Demons: _Oh, can you now? Let us fix that..._

    • @ryanixer
      @ryanixer 4 года назад +2

      @@Efsaaneh do you mind if i ask for more context on this?

    • @shiver8082
      @shiver8082 4 года назад +2

      @Ryanixer she attacked a smaller RUclipsrs advertisement because he was making fun of one of her simps. And pokithot can’t handle criticism so she babyraged about it.