The wampa (ice bear) actually saved Luke from freezing to death by carrying him all the way to his cave. When Luke finally wakes up, the wampa rushes towards him to share his meal with him
Thank you for your bravery in speaking truth! Emperor Palpatine ascended to power by being duly elected, while the Rebels attempted to overthrow the legitimate government through terrorist activities, and using Ewok meat-shields. Long live the Benevolent Empire! :)
One thing I noticed you forgot to mention. Once the rebellion succeeded in ending the empire, the failed to have a plan to establish a new government. This in turn left a power vacuum that opened the door for the first order to take power. The galaxy should be fortunate that a criminal empire like the Hutts or the Black Sun didn't take the opportunity to take power, or maybe they did.
The New Republic, but to be fair they are almost invisible in the new canon. The First Order never took power, instead their unwitting goal was always to pave the way for the Emperor's contingency. Criminal groups likely did gain power following the dismantling of the Empire, which could be reflected in an increased focus on them in the TV series, though it's one thing to take the opportunity to gain territory for your activities, quite another to take control of multiple planets, something even the authoritative Empire struggled with
The only reason the series started with the trilogy was so that we would be biased against the Sith and Empire by the time the evidence justifying their actions is shown in the prequels. I think that if you had someone entirely new to Star Wars watch episodes 1-9 in that order and say the Rebels were the good guys, they would think you’re crazy.
I have watch the other videos and in those videos I was kind of defending the rebels but after seeing those poor storm troopers getting massacred by Han Solo Princess Leia and Luke. I can only see them now as monsters
Ewoks are "off-brand clearance-rack wookies"? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!! It's why, when I got my first Ewok doll as a child, that I immediately called the Empirical Police on my aunt who purchased it for me. Storm Troopers came to peacefully take my aunt away but she attacke them, killing one of the Storm Troopers within seconds. I, being a young boy, picked up one of the dropped Storm Trooper blasters and was forced to kill my blood-thirsty aunt. Even in my adulthood, the psychological scars of that day still remain.
I'm trying to write a science fiction novel about alien society, and this is helpful in not only establishing debate points, but also in establishing the different perspectives present. Please make more of these - they're amazing, and the debates they open are incredible! Keep up the good work - I really enjoyed it! At some point opening up to EU/Legends would add more layers, including the Yuuzhan Vong that Palpatine may have known about, and the like. I'd enjoy including the extra content in these debates.
who sent Qui and Obi on an underwater wild goose chase... Jar Jar. who became a Senator and proposed that Palpatine become Emporer... Jar Jar. who is the real Sith Lord? Jar Jar.
I know this is supposed to be satire, but you make really great points. You bring words to what I found unsettling while watching these movies for the first time as a child. The rebels had a far greater propensity for violence.
2:58 "Palpatine has broken no laws" actually there was actually an anti sith law (which was forgotten though) so he has committed a crime, but also I agree with you.
Anti sith law is like a law prohibiting the practice of someone's religion. Doesn't sound live a very just law to me. Perhaps palpatine taking over the republic and making it less discriminatory torwards people of a different religion would only lend him more moral justification.
let’s all not forget the millions of imperials that died during the terrorist attacks on the two death stars. there were more than just military personnel on the space stations as there were plenty of janitors, caterers, mechanics and technicians, all of which were killed without thought. they were just earning credits for their families at home and they were killed without thought
Thanks, glad to hear that you're coming back around! It's not a bad problem to have, but the pandemic made me super busy at work, I'm hoping to make RUclips a bigger priority in the new year. Cheers!
@@IAmJimHuss thanks for replying, you made my day. Not all RUclips creators are that accessible. I'll always keep an eye out for your stuff, even if the algorithm doesn't let me know about when you upload, lol.
The erroneous attitude about the empire being morally evil comes from a typo in the opening crawl of the first film which accidentally put EVIL EMPIRE instead of BENEVOLENT EMPIRE. My understanding is that it was left in due to budget constraints.
The Jedi left all those younglings alone in the temple, with clearly no guards to look after them, in the middle of a war. They put them in danger, and when Anakin showed up you could see that they were so scared, they asked Anakin what they were going to do, but I think they knew the truth at that point: there was no escape. The enemy had them surrounded and it was only a matter of time until they were captured, tortured and then executed or sold into slavery. Anakin knew it too, which is why he did what he did. Killing them was a mercy at that point. In short the Empire saved those younglings from an even worse fate than what awaited tem if they had been allowed to be captured by the Empire.
Thank you for the PR Jim! It's about time someone informed the public about the beautiful lie that is the Jedi. May The Force, serve you well...(intense masked gaze)
Legends Grievous’ backstory is the best example of why the Empire was right to come to existence. The Huk tricked the Jedi and the Republic into thinking the Kaleesh were the baddies, when they were really fighting to save themselves from slavery and famine! So the old Jedi Order and the Republic were blinded by their own vows for peace to notice the true story.
A Wamp Rat is that creature that the Storm Trooper is riding in Episode 4. A Wamp Rat is like a space cow that makes the blue milk. 100% of Wamp Rats are domesticated farm animals similar to a space cow. A T16 Sky Hopper is basically a space version of a ATV. Basically Luke flew around his neighbors houses shooting their farm animals for fun. Luke is a psychopathic serial killer.
Not to mention that the Empire left the Ewoks alone in peace. The Rebels used 3PO’s threats of extermination to force the Ewoks into a war knowing the Ewoks have eaten innocent people (how else did they get that dress?)
@@hggs4466 the Rebels are worse then the video makes them out to be.Plus in the comics it’s implied that the rebels ate the stormtrooper that the Ewoks cooked and read to them. The musical part in the end even shows an Ewok playing drums made out of the heads of stormtroopers. The fact that the Ewoks can communicate and build houses shows that they are intelligent enough to understand morality, but after convincing them they where gods, the rebels further encouraged the Ewoks barbaric behavior, this is like finding a village of cannibals, using technology to threaten them into war, then making them perform human sacrifice of your now defenseless enemies
There's a couple of things: - The comparison between Adam and Eve and the destiny of Anakin Skywalker doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Why? Because foreknowledge and Destiny arent the same thing in this case especially when as it pertains to free will. For example: If I'm watching somebody on youtube play a linear story-based game that I've already played before , I have a awareness in saying "I know how this ends for the person playing the game" that's what makes it foreknowledge. Does that mean that they were destined to utilize the same time and or strategy to complete the game? Absolutely not. However, key points in the game were predetermined because the character was purposed to take that path, that's what makes it destiny. Likewise with the analogy, God had foreknowledge but didn't rob Adam and Eve of their agency nor were they meant to eat it. Anakin was destined to bring balance to the force so certain thing were meant to happen because that was the purpose for his life but who knows if it what supposed to be the way that he did it. Why didn't he take the Ahsoka Tano approach and become a grey Jedi?That's pretty much as balanced as you're going to get. Even Kylo Ren said how both sides were flawed to him in the last Jedi. - When you make the statement, the stormtrooper overreacted and called for help @ 7:09, are you saying that he called for help to restrain Han Solo, to give medical attention to Han Solo or to help fight the Rebels? Because if it's the first 2, then I highly doubt it. why because He was already on the ground he could've arrested him right then and there dragged him to a base that allowed for medical attention whilst still being arrested. Cops do that all the time. Here's my thing: the stormtroopers in that particular scene weren't smart. You mean to tell me that spaceships, hover bikes, and laser swords exist but they didn't have enough sense to simply radio the location in so that all the troopers could converge on their location for a highly wanted fugitive (possibly top 5 in the galaxy)? I thought you said that the stormtroopers were peaceful. The trooper at @8:54 definitely wasn't peaceful. Luke had his guard up which was different from the battle Vader. (Side note: if Activation of a lightsaber is aggression, then you can't have it both ways, Darth Maul activated his lightsaber first during the final confrontation with Qui-gonn and Obi wan on naboo. So either Luke and the other Jedi was in the right all those other times they activated the lightsaber first Darth Maul as a sith included or the opposite is true) The trooper turned around when Luke was already meters behind him, far enough to where he could've ran away and Luke wouldn't have done a thing to stop him. That stormtrooper shot first just like Han did, again can't have it both ways. I'm not saying the Jedi was right but I'm not saying the Empire was right either. They're both horrible in their own ways. -The trooper that died because he was distracted was his own fault.
Palpatine DID make the first blow, but I still see your point. Also, the only reason the Ewoks teamed with the Rebels is because the Empire built on their territory, so as far a primitive species goes, I don't blame them for attacking the Empire.
Hating on "evil" is hateful too. I wouldn't call these videos satire at all , but rather useful insight , lost over the years. Rebels in our real life has always been only interrested in starting wars , therefore useless suffering against a working system. Not to mention a waste of resourcees.
I honestly cant tell if this is a joke or not, the words and tone you use to describe the "Non violent" empire are hilarious. Either way its great. Just maybe next time turn your mic volume up lol
Thank god, the armour of the stormtroopers is often strong enough to let the peacekeeper inside alive, and in the worst cases, just some organ damage, wich is not lethal, in most cases. A nice long bacta bath and a little vacation will, thankfully, fix them.
However there are certain parts of the armor where it doesn't save the ones inside them, and Leia, as well as most rebel insurgents, know where these weak points are.
You have to admit, the Ewoks were a bunch of ingrates. The Emperor notes twice that it was a "sanctuary moon"--an area set aside for their society. All the benevolent Empire asked in return was to position a shield generator there. Seems more than fair. But NO! Those annoying little furbags turn against their benefactors. Total ingrates.
That whole Anakin bringing balans to the force is the biggest meme ever. Also he didn't even do that right. Cal Kestis. Ahsoka Tano, Taron Malicos (who turned to the dark side), Ezra bridger, Kana Jarrus,
Great, stable jobs with great state benefits and healthcare, lots of structure and feedback on performance during employment. Lots of bread and circus. The Empire will rise again.
I feel you are rather sarcastic about this, but I really do believe the Empire was perhaps not “good” but legal, righteous and completely justified in all of their actions. Frankly an Empire centric movie would be a lot better than the Rebel propaganda we have in the 9 movies.
Very interesting, it's clear that once a side is morally legitimated they can do whatever evil they want. I'm tired of movies were the "good" people kills dozens, and the "bad" people captures them without even hurting... supposed to be evil?
I think you forgot the fact that C3po was made by Anakin Skywalker. So, any deceitful tendencies you talked about, 3po got were made by your hero, Lord Vader.
Although I agree with most points I do want to point out that Palpatine being a Sith LORD, would, in turn, mean that he is with the separatists since Dooku was his apprentice, so Mace accusing him of betrayal etc. makes sense. It doesn't mean that he should take Justice in his own hands though.
Isn't one of the Jedis most know abilities is communication or control of non sentient beings so Luke's killing of all these creatures is because he'd rather kill than communication through the force
After watching the series thus far, i can certainly see your perspective. It indeed comes from a pragmatic view of their situation. While war is ultimately pointless, in the fray, reason would be needed. Though, it's probably more as Machiavelli first envisioned.
I agree with most of these points but I don’t think the scout trooper said get help to the others for medical attention, I see it as him getting the other troopers to get back up, not for Hans medical help
I have another thing to point out. Han Solo was going to shoot the Ewok chief after being surrounded by the ewoks. The ewoks are just creatures trying to eat to survive. The rebels got in their traps and the rebels was their food.
I agree with everything except when you said that palpatine did nothing wrong. He kinda did the entire clone wars. But windu and his boys didn’t know about it or have any proof, therefore they still couldn’t arrest him.
I’ve watch all these episodes an My only doubt is 4:27 “the time has come” sounds abit like he was waiting for the time, as if it was a plan “66- final solution type ish”
when you think about the history of Anakin Skywalker, sequels make now much more sense. in episode 6, Anakin restored balance. only luke remained. But: he created a new Jedi academy. unbalance occurred, so the emperor returned, to restore light/dark side balance. But: turning Kylo Ren to the dark side created another unbalance, so Rey occurred. now is the balance restored. But. in the rise of skywalker, luke was gone. ultimate battle will occur. after defeating the emperor, Kylo or Rey had to die. originally it was supposed to be Rey, but Kylo decided to save her. now we have Rey in the position of luke. let's hope she'll make an academy that will teach about the light and dark side of the force, or else...
I have more to add to this, in a new hope, why didn't the rebels send any of there men to rescue leia when she was on the death star, they clearly had some stolen imperial ships just like in return of the Jedi that they could of used but they didn't which I think is strange
"And keep in mind, Palpatine has broken no laws-" PALPATINE IS A WAR CRIMINAL!!!! Point 1:Actions during the trade blockade of naboo Point 2:Clone Army and Order 66 Point 3:Alderaan Mace Windu were on their way to arrest the traitor of the Republic. Palatine resisted arrest and murdered three Jedi. At that point it's safe to assuma Mace Windu has to fight back. Mace didn't attack him. Palpy made the first move. As much as I love ma boi the Senate he was definetly a War criminal.
The wampa (ice bear) actually saved Luke from freezing to death by carrying him all the way to his cave. When Luke finally wakes up, the wampa rushes towards him to share his meal with him
Pretty sure he just wanted to share frozen lemon ice cones
@@Polybius98 😂😂😂
Really shows the horrible bigotry that Luke had towards Wampas. Truly sad
LOL FR 😂😂😂😂😂
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Han and Leia were feigning surrender against those two Stormtroopers arresting them, which is a war crime.
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starwars don't have the geneva convention
@@tekkenh2684 the yavin code
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Oh heavens they do and IT IS Ahahahahaahahahha!!
The reason stormtroopers dont shoot accurately is be cause they don't want to cause violence
Exactly! Several...and I do mean SEVERAL warning shots. Just like COBRA did in GI Joe.
Nope. They have shit training and helmets. 9 mouths of training. And they only know " run and shot".
Nice pop, fellow fallout fan.
@@samfire3067 fairly certain it is a tactic called blitzkrieg
Dayum i always questioned that ... now i feel bad for the empire o.o
The Empire were always the good guys.
I tend to think so but the Jedi and the with were both evil :(
Long Leave The Galactic Empire :)
@@john-wd4pw order 66
So I’m not the only one who was glad to see rebels and Jedi fail?
@Morg Ausome destroying planets of illegal private militia who tried eliminating the empires war plans? Makes sense to me
Thank you for your bravery in speaking truth! Emperor Palpatine ascended to power by being duly elected, while the Rebels attempted to overthrow the legitimate government through terrorist activities, and using Ewok meat-shields. Long live the Benevolent Empire! :)
One thing I noticed you forgot to mention. Once the rebellion succeeded in ending the empire, the failed to have a plan to establish a new government. This in turn left a power vacuum that opened the door for the first order to take power. The galaxy should be fortunate that a criminal empire like the Hutts or the Black Sun didn't take the opportunity to take power, or maybe they did.
The New Republic, but to be fair they are almost invisible in the new canon. The First Order never took power, instead their unwitting goal was always to pave the way for the Emperor's contingency. Criminal groups likely did gain power following the dismantling of the Empire, which could be reflected in an increased focus on them in the TV series, though it's one thing to take the opportunity to gain territory for your activities, quite another to take control of multiple planets, something even the authoritative Empire struggled with
When you try to make a joke but discover the truth of the Empire’s goodness
Hold on... I'm recieving a transmission.
The Empire: The Galactic Empire is in search of a... lawyer.
Jim Huss ENT: Where do I sign?
Vader: hey guys the Empire is pretty chil. You should Join or something.
Ironically I'm studying dilplomacy in university. Can I join too?
0 BBY
Never Forget.
Never Forgive.
And even thought the murderer was captured later, the mercy of the emperor spared his life.
The only reason the series started with the trilogy was so that we would be biased against the Sith and Empire by the time the evidence justifying their actions is shown in the prequels. I think that if you had someone entirely new to Star Wars watch episodes 1-9 in that order and say the Rebels were the good guys, they would think you’re crazy.
I have watch the other videos and in those videos I was kind of defending the rebels but after seeing those poor storm troopers getting massacred by Han Solo Princess Leia and Luke. I can only see them now as monsters
but thanks to you I realize that I know who are the real Monsters in the story
Ewoks are "off-brand clearance-rack wookies"?
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!! It's why, when I got my first Ewok doll as a child, that I immediately called the Empirical Police on my aunt who purchased it for me. Storm Troopers came to peacefully take my aunt away but she attacke them, killing one of the Storm Troopers within seconds. I, being a young boy, picked up one of the dropped Storm Trooper blasters and was forced to kill my blood-thirsty aunt. Even in my adulthood, the psychological scars of that day still remain.
Maybe the best comment I have ever read on one of my videos.
@@IAmJimHuss Cheers. :)
I'm trying to write a science fiction novel about alien society, and this is helpful in not only establishing debate points, but also in establishing the different perspectives present. Please make more of these - they're amazing, and the debates they open are incredible!
Keep up the good work - I really enjoyed it! At some point opening up to EU/Legends would add more layers, including the Yuuzhan Vong that Palpatine may have known about, and the like. I'd enjoy including the extra content in these debates.
May I ask the name of the novel
@@karanaher5030 trying was... less than successful, I'm afraid to admit.
@@bmwfury8103 there is no try ; ) FWIW I'd read it !
Things went south when jarjar entered the equation, the true mastermind and ring leader..
who sent Qui and Obi on an underwater wild goose chase... Jar Jar.
who became a Senator and proposed that Palpatine become Emporer... Jar Jar.
who is the real Sith Lord? Jar Jar.
Han Solo? More like "Hand Solo" @11:55
I now! I just saw that now. I've watched this movie like 100 times and this is the first time I have ever seen that
He grabbed that royal titty without a hesitation.
I know this is supposed to be satire, but you make really great points. You bring words to what I found unsettling while watching these movies for the first time as a child. The rebels had a far greater propensity for violence.
Disney is the real villains here
Not Disney, but Kathleen Kennedy
You mean.. Lucas Films?
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Who do you think keeps her in charge ? Disney does.
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8:30 "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince. And may a band of angels sing thee to thy rest." -Horatio.
2:58 "Palpatine has broken no laws" actually there was actually an anti sith law (which was forgotten though) so he has committed a crime, but also I agree with you.
Sounds like bigotry to me doesn't it?
@@robertpatter5509 lmao it basically is
Anti sith law is like a law prohibiting the practice of someone's religion. Doesn't sound live a very just law to me. Perhaps palpatine taking over the republic and making it less discriminatory torwards people of a different religion would only lend him more moral justification.
Actually the law was removed because they figured why keep it if the sith no longer exists so it was no longer illegal for him to be a sith
No Sith, Jews, or Irish. I get it!
They gave me a honest living
let’s all not forget the millions of imperials that died during the terrorist attacks on the two death stars. there were more than just military personnel on the space stations as there were plenty of janitors, caterers, mechanics and technicians, all of which were killed without thought. they were just earning credits for their families at home and they were killed without thought
I'm calling C3P0 "The Great Deceiver" from now on.
Been watching you for years, since your original "empire was right". Glad you're making content still.
Thanks, glad to hear that you're coming back around!
It's not a bad problem to have, but the pandemic made me super busy at work, I'm hoping to make RUclips a bigger priority in the new year.
Cheers!
@@IAmJimHuss thanks for replying, you made my day. Not all RUclips creators are that accessible. I'll always keep an eye out for your stuff, even if the algorithm doesn't let me know about when you upload, lol.
I look forward to seeing you around!
Hopefully, I'll be uploading soon🤞
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
"Rest in peace sweet prince" 😂 🤣
These storm troopers are miss understood
The erroneous attitude about the empire being morally evil comes from a typo in the opening crawl of the first film which accidentally put EVIL EMPIRE instead of BENEVOLENT EMPIRE. My understanding is that it was left in due to budget constraints.
The Jedi left all those younglings alone in the temple, with clearly no guards to look after them, in the middle of a war. They put them in danger, and when Anakin showed up you could see that they were so scared, they asked Anakin what they were going to do, but I think they knew the truth at that point: there was no escape. The enemy had them surrounded and it was only a matter of time until they were captured, tortured and then executed or sold into slavery. Anakin knew it too, which is why he did what he did. Killing them was a mercy at that point.
In short the Empire saved those younglings from an even worse fate than what awaited tem if they had been allowed to be captured by the Empire.
I laughed at “Sidebar- *covers whole scene of Palpatine slaughtering squad of Jedi*”
Thank you for the PR Jim! It's about time someone informed the public about the beautiful lie that is the Jedi. May The Force, serve you well...(intense masked gaze)
How you do these without laughing hysterically is amazing. Keep up the good work.
Who said I didn't?
This one was about 30mins of raw audio before I edited down.
Why would he laugh when presenting the clear evidence that the Empire did nothing wrong?
Well technically the Jedi did do treasin and palpatine didn't lie
Legends Grievous’ backstory is the best example of why the Empire was right to come to existence.
The Huk tricked the Jedi and the Republic into thinking the Kaleesh were the baddies, when they were really fighting to save themselves from slavery and famine!
So the old Jedi Order and the Republic were blinded by their own vows for peace to notice the true story.
The great thing about this is is shows just how powerful perspective can be
A Wamp Rat is that creature that the Storm Trooper is riding in Episode 4. A Wamp Rat is like a space cow that makes the blue milk. 100% of Wamp Rats are domesticated farm animals similar to a space cow. A T16 Sky Hopper is basically a space version of a ATV. Basically Luke flew around his neighbors houses shooting their farm animals for fun. Luke is a psychopathic serial killer.
no, that was a dewback
Still messed up.
I honestly think that by the time of Endor the empire had the right to shoot at the rebels from first contact.
There's a refreshing lack of rebel apologists in the comments
Order 66
UthersonL The Empire did nothing wrong
The Empire bring some order tô the galaxie. No War. But the rebels always want the useless republic.
“C-3PO, The Great Deceiver” 😂
Good video I like the series. BUT can you adjust the mic volume? I have my speakers cranked up in order to hear. Keep it up good work
I 100% unironically agree with this. Proof that Poe's Law actually is a real thing.
...the thousands of comments automatically blocked by RUclips further prove Poe's Law.
@@IAmJimHussmy lord, I humbly beseech thee... Will we see more content such as this?
Well played bud, I've just watched the entire series, and all I can think is "angry upvote".
same
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Not to mention that the Empire left the Ewoks alone in peace. The Rebels used 3PO’s threats of extermination to force the Ewoks into a war knowing the Ewoks have eaten innocent people (how else did they get that dress?)
When you say it like that this action by the rebels sounds even worse than how the video made it out to be
@@hggs4466 the Rebels are worse then the video makes them out to be.Plus in the comics it’s implied that the rebels ate the stormtrooper that the Ewoks cooked and read to them. The musical part in the end even shows an Ewok playing drums made out of the heads of stormtroopers. The fact that the Ewoks can communicate and build houses shows that they are intelligent enough to understand morality, but after convincing them they where gods, the rebels further encouraged the Ewoks barbaric behavior, this is like finding a village of cannibals, using technology to threaten them into war, then making them perform human sacrifice of your now defenseless enemies
I mean, this is all great, but it kinda ignores that Palpatine himself engineered the crisis which led to him getting emergency powers.
This is talked about in great detail in the following video.
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RIP to Storm trooper Gary #Robotchicken
Those who gave likes are The In Galactic citizens of the Empire.
Those who gave dislikes are The Violent Rebel Scum.
Lol @ "the Jedi version of the Hitler-youth". Nice comparison.
C3P0: The Great Deceiver. A more perfect description there shall never be.
There's a couple of things:
- The comparison between Adam and Eve and the destiny of Anakin Skywalker doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Why? Because foreknowledge and Destiny arent the same thing in this case especially when as it pertains to free will. For example: If I'm watching somebody on youtube play a linear story-based game that I've already played before , I have a awareness in saying "I know how this ends for the person playing the game" that's what makes it foreknowledge. Does that mean that they were destined to utilize the same time and or strategy to complete the game? Absolutely not.
However, key points in the game were predetermined because the character was purposed to take that path, that's what makes it destiny. Likewise with the analogy, God had foreknowledge but didn't rob Adam and Eve of their agency nor were they meant to eat it. Anakin was destined to bring balance to the force so certain thing were meant to happen because that was the purpose for his life but who knows if it what supposed to be the way that he did it. Why didn't he take the Ahsoka Tano approach and become a grey Jedi?That's pretty much as balanced as you're going to get. Even Kylo Ren said how both sides were flawed to him in the last Jedi.
- When you make the statement, the stormtrooper overreacted and called for help @ 7:09, are you saying that he called for help to restrain Han Solo, to give medical attention to Han Solo or to help fight the Rebels? Because if it's the first 2, then I highly doubt it. why because He was already on the ground he could've arrested him right then and there dragged him to a base that allowed for medical attention whilst still being arrested. Cops do that all the time. Here's my thing: the stormtroopers in that particular scene weren't smart. You mean to tell me that spaceships, hover bikes, and laser swords exist but they didn't have enough sense to simply radio the location in so that all the troopers could converge on their location for a highly wanted fugitive (possibly top 5 in the galaxy)?
I thought you said that the stormtroopers were peaceful. The trooper at @8:54 definitely wasn't peaceful. Luke had his guard up which was different from the battle Vader. (Side note: if Activation of a lightsaber is aggression, then you can't have it both ways, Darth Maul activated his lightsaber first during the final confrontation with Qui-gonn and Obi wan on naboo. So either Luke and the other Jedi was in the right all those other times they activated the lightsaber first Darth Maul as a sith included or the opposite is true) The trooper turned around when Luke was already meters behind him, far enough to where he could've ran away and Luke wouldn't have done a thing to stop him. That stormtrooper shot first just like Han did, again can't have it both ways. I'm not saying the Jedi was right but I'm not saying the Empire was right either. They're both horrible in their own ways.
-The trooper that died because he was distracted was his own fault.
im not sure if you get the joke
@@th3highwayman he's a rebel apologist
Can you do a the Separatist were right video? I love these videos!
Well I mean its obvious they are good.
I just noticed that vader means father in dutch... so spoilers from the beginning?!?
Palpatine DID make the first blow, but I still see your point.
Also, the only reason the Ewoks teamed with the Rebels is because the Empire built on their territory, so as far a primitive species goes, I don't blame them for attacking the Empire.
Yes but they built there bases in a way to minimize the affect on the forest
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
Hating on "evil" is hateful too. I wouldn't call these videos satire at all , but rather useful insight , lost over the years. Rebels in our real life has always been only interrested in starting wars , therefore useless suffering against a working system. Not to mention a waste of resourcees.
I honestly cant tell if this is a joke or not, the words and tone you use to describe the "Non violent" empire are hilarious. Either way its great. Just maybe next time turn your mic volume up lol
Thank god, the armour of the stormtroopers is often strong enough to let the peacekeeper inside alive, and in the worst cases, just some organ damage, wich is not lethal, in most cases. A nice long bacta bath and a little vacation will, thankfully, fix them.
However there are certain parts of the armor where it doesn't save the ones inside them, and Leia, as well as most rebel insurgents, know where these weak points are.
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Yeah, even the Ewoks knew where to shoot their arrows. Leah blabbed to them I guess.
You have to admit, the Ewoks were a bunch of ingrates. The Emperor notes twice that it was a "sanctuary moon"--an area set aside for their society. All the benevolent Empire asked in return was to position a shield generator there. Seems more than fair.
But NO! Those annoying little furbags turn against their benefactors. Total ingrates.
I wonder if it's possible to make Sauron a good guy? Now THAT would take some work...
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So refreshing to see the other side of the story! And then there's Kraya, who hated both sides of the Force.
That whole Anakin bringing balans to the force is the biggest meme ever. Also he didn't even do that right. Cal Kestis. Ahsoka Tano, Taron Malicos (who turned to the dark side), Ezra bridger, Kana Jarrus,
He kill almost ALL Jedi. Ashoka was a Grey " Jedi" she was not so useless than a Jedi.
11:55 Han Solo copping a feel on the princess.
All the dislikes are from bloodthirsty tyrannical loving Jedi sympathizers.
AKA- CHILD MOLESTERS
Remember- The JEDI like em Young...real young.... 🤢🤮🤮
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Technically it looks like order 66 was an extreme emergency plan in case the Jedi became tyrannical!
11:55 look where Hans hand is
I noticed that after re-watching Return of the Jedi.
I really want to know how normal empire citizen lived
So do I. It would be interesting to see how they lived.
I would watch a video about that.
TheDestiny In constant fear of a terrorist attack by the rebels.
2 words: Operation Cinder
Great, stable jobs with great state benefits and healthcare, lots of structure and feedback on performance during employment. Lots of bread and circus. The Empire will rise again.
I feel you are rather sarcastic about this, but I really do believe the Empire was perhaps not “good” but legal, righteous and completely justified in all of their actions. Frankly an Empire centric movie would be a lot better than the Rebel propaganda we have in the 9 movies.
I never make comment, but WOW what a good argument to the way history is seen
Very interesting, it's clear that once a side is morally legitimated they can do whatever evil they want. I'm tired of movies were the "good" people kills dozens, and the "bad" people captures them without even hurting... supposed to be evil?
I think you forgot the fact that C3po was made by Anakin Skywalker. So, any deceitful tendencies you talked about, 3po got were made by your hero, Lord Vader.
i knew aways knew deep down that there was good inside the empire when i was a kid
Your moral instincts serve you well
MATE, YOU NEED TO BE ON THE TELLY BOX.
I feel so bad for stormtroopers
Although I agree with most points I do want to point out that Palpatine being a Sith LORD, would, in turn, mean that he is with the separatists since Dooku was his apprentice, so Mace accusing him of betrayal etc. makes sense. It doesn't mean that he should take Justice in his own hands though.
The Galactic Empire( Peace-loving space meritocracy) are trying to bring peace, prosperity, stability and security.
Isn't one of the Jedis most know abilities is communication or control of non sentient beings so Luke's killing of all these creatures is because he'd rather kill than communication through the force
I really love this take on things!!!!
Please stop! This is so brilliant, I can't breathe anymore from laughing!
After watching the series thus far, i can certainly see your perspective. It indeed comes from a pragmatic view of their situation.
While war is ultimately pointless, in the fray, reason would be needed.
Though, it's probably more as Machiavelli first envisioned.
7:16 i laughed so much at this one xD Thats so good, i love your Videos!
Ok the storm trooper chase actually hit deep
Another awesome vid. :)
Thanks Laura! I'm glad you liked it.
I agree with most of these points but I don’t think the scout trooper said get help to the others for medical attention, I see it as him getting the other troopers to get back up, not for Hans medical help
RIP Brothers in Arms
I have another thing to point out. Han Solo was going to shoot the Ewok chief after being surrounded by the ewoks. The ewoks are just creatures trying to eat to survive. The rebels got in their traps and the rebels was their food.
You are a real wild boy. I love this channel.
Not going to lie, these videos are pretty amazing and I am sure are inspired by Clerks.
Thanks for the compliment!
It was more of The Empire Did Nothing Wrong on Reddit.
I agree with everything except when you said that palpatine did nothing wrong. He kinda did the entire clone wars. But windu and his boys didn’t know about it or have any proof, therefore they still couldn’t arrest him.
🤯 My childhood was a lie.... Thanks 😂
I miss a chapter dedicated to the ewoks and how they cook their prey alive.
Oh my god🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ how could I have missed that?
Your videos are hilarious and interesting
This is why i believe qui gon jinn is one of the only good jedi. He follows the force not the corrupt jedi order
I can't tell if this is serious, a joke, or sarcasm. Either way it does bring up alot of good points.
I’ve watch all these episodes an My only doubt is 4:27 “the time has come” sounds abit like he was waiting for the time, as if it was a plan “66- final solution type ish”
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when you think about the history of Anakin Skywalker, sequels make now much more sense. in episode 6, Anakin restored balance. only luke remained. But: he created a new Jedi academy. unbalance occurred, so the emperor returned, to restore light/dark side balance. But: turning Kylo Ren to the dark side created another unbalance, so Rey occurred. now is the balance restored. But. in the rise of skywalker, luke was gone. ultimate battle will occur. after defeating the emperor, Kylo or Rey had to die. originally it was supposed to be Rey, but Kylo decided to save her. now we have Rey in the position of luke. let's hope she'll make an academy that will teach about the light and dark side of the force, or else...
With how compliant storm troopers are it begs the question of if they are still clone troopers. Meant to be helpful and violence only under orders.
Palpatine made sure he was in the right legally, it just comes down to the morality of whether you can love democracy or can you not?..
I have more to add to this, in a new hope, why didn't the rebels send any of there men to rescue leia when she was on the death star, they clearly had some stolen imperial ships just like in return of the Jedi that they could of used but they didn't which I think is strange
Amazing point!
@@IAmJimHuss I thought of it after watching this video, I just subscribed too👍
Thanks! Hopefully work levels out and I can post more regularly soon.
See you around!
@@IAmJimHuss welcome! and good luck with everything man,👍
We will watch your career with great interest.
2v2 seems like a balance restored, prophecy has been completed
"And keep in mind, Palpatine has broken no laws-"
PALPATINE IS A WAR CRIMINAL!!!!
Point 1:Actions during the trade blockade of naboo
Point 2:Clone Army and Order 66
Point 3:Alderaan
Mace Windu were on their way to arrest the traitor of the Republic. Palatine resisted arrest and murdered three Jedi. At that point it's safe to assuma Mace Windu has to fight back. Mace didn't attack him. Palpy made the first move. As much as I love ma boi the Senate he was definetly a War criminal.