I still can’t believe Mallot was completely stunned by that infamous Magney power and refused to move on bottom if he just wiggled around it would’ve been a Win there was like 10 seconds left 💀
@@Idranim neil is the absolute greatest man, this video got him to a T. I have won over $250 betting when Magny is such an obscene underdog, I cant not believe in the guy. That being said, absolute jobber. King Lord Jobber tho
Neil Magny is too good at being a jobber to be a jobber. It’s almost like jobbers can’t know they are jobbers. Neil is the fucking quantum effect of a gatekeep
I want to see Smith vs Pereira. And if he loses he should get an immediate rematch. And if he loses a 2nd time get him another rematch. Make it happen Dana!
Jobber a lot of the time is not just based on wins and losses or skill but a mindset. For example, Kevin Holland has all the attributes to be a top contender but he’s mentally a jobber so he’ll always hover around the lower top 15
Im eating and josh emmets abs almost made me throw up bruh, if I was yair I wouldn’t even throw body kicks at that shit, bro’s built like an exploding frag grenade
Dawg ima have to come back to this video in the comfort of my own home. I'm at a doctors appointment DYING of laughter at the Anthony Smith part, and now the workers here are worried. You earned my sub dude, funny asf!
Another impression inadvertently unlocked. In the Brendan Allen chapter at about 5:07 you sound exactly like Lucas Tracy when he mocks others via insane strawmen. I watch way too much mma content.
I reload the wiki to see when the main card beggings. But if I see Niko price second fight on the undercard I pause I watch it. Then go back to what I was doing
So glad you're cooking Pipsqueak Pedro Munhoz bruh. Johnny Walker the type of guy you beat by maxing out on boxing during fight camp in UFC 5 career mode.
For real Pedro irritates me so much. Everyone gives O'malley shit for that fight but in reality Pedro ran away terrified & said he couldn't continue the moment Sean barely touched him. I'm still pissed to this day he acted like he couldn't continue over the WEAKEST face touch
Had to add, Kevin Holland is the Neil Magny of GSP. Nice journeyman video, good commentary giving respect to how hard it is to achieve but yet they remain below gate keeper status, i would have almost put Emmit in gate keeper but yes Yair loss kinda firmly put him in journeyman territory.
I bet against Anthony Smith the last time he fought, everyone was saying Petrino was a lock so after Smith won I told myself i’m not betting against this dude again so I parlayed him this week
Special shout-out to Harry "Hurricane" Hunsucker. A quality short-lived jobber. Memorable name. Total milk bag. All of his UFC fights are first round KO losses. So based. Love you Triple H, wherever you are. Thanks for making Tyson Pedro and Jared Vanderaa look good.
I like this idea, Bobby Green is the GSP of Veternarians, Max Holloway is the lifeguard that rescued you that one vacation, Kevin Holland is the uber driver that busted a joint out with you when you were on your way to your sisters wedding. This could go places
Rob font in my opinion is another one good fighter but his grappling and chin is a issue and he also gets fed to everyone for a tune up kinda fight or someone new in the division and is a test to see how well they will fit into 135
I remember after Bobby Green beat Grant Dawson it was hyped up and Bobby started feelin himself and very next fight he gets nearly murdered by Turner😭🙏🏽
I personally dont think Anthony Smith is delusional ....I personally think hes figured out the formula,stepped up his game and has been secretly training hard for when he comes back and shocks us all😉
TF did i just hear..? Did you just quote my favorite "Thumb Wars" character...Bee-Boo-Beep (R2-D2 fav cousin) Nice.!!! I ❤ the movie "Thumb Wars" too bro.
Anthony Smith looks like a thug you would beat up in a Batman Arkham game
Hahahaha I’ve always thought he looked like an NPC thug too. Or a side character in a hood coming of age movie.
@@Tinky__Winkyremember kids your mind is like gun and knowledge is like bullets
Bro is a penguin thug for real man
😭😭😭😭
fights like one too, total npc
“Bobby Green is the first ranked opponent you get in career mode” 😭 so true
Shoutout Neil magny for losing to Mike mallot for 14 minutes and 40 second and then somehow getting finish
I still can’t believe Mallot was completely stunned by that infamous Magney power and refused to move on bottom if he just wiggled around it would’ve been a Win there was like 10 seconds left 💀
And not by Hail Mary sub or fluke KO either 💀
I was fucking screaming in my room I couldn’t believe that shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@Idranim neil is the absolute greatest man, this video got him to a T. I have won over $250 betting when Magny is such an obscene underdog, I cant not believe in the guy. That being said, absolute jobber. King Lord Jobber tho
On paper these are not jobbers
You will never see Bedtime calling them jobbers
thats what makes them jobbers
@@MatthewMcRowancompletely different, you’ll never find him saying that
So this is where the casual MMA fans hangout...
@@goyasmindsays the guy that watches mma guru religiously 😂😂😂
Anthony smith the typa guy to analyze UFC 5 cpu fights
Lmfao
😂😂😂
That's funny asf
"The GSP of Neil magny" might be the HARDEST bedtime line ever
I reckon Tom Aspinall is a spivac fan and He would love to fight him
He already beat him
@@Nick_Valentine2702its a joke
Kenny Okoye is the jobber of mma social media
Who tf is that guy?
@@MatthewMcRowanthe biggest Izzy meat rider of all time like die was saying Izzy got robbed against Sean the night it happened
Fr, bedtime is a grandfather
despise that guy
@@Idranimfrom his last name I assume it's a black brother
"On paper, I'm the greatest jobber in existence"- Anthony Smith.
Also, yeah the Serghei Spivac pick is extremely real and true.
Sergei Spivac , he's a great fighter
Neil Magny is too good at being a jobber to be a jobber. It’s almost like jobbers can’t know they are jobbers. Neil is the fucking quantum effect of a gatekeep
Brendan Allen was hired to be ufc security & just got lost during someone’s walkout
Bedtime wins via yap session
Yappanese black belt
Michael Johnson is a hybrid mix of Jobber and Main Eventer.
That fight against Justin was amazing
Crazy how he beat Ferguson and Poirier
"He got blob-checked" got me so hard man 😭😂💀
Lucas Tracy (Flukas Glazy) is my favorite jobber.
Flukas Glazy?
Tracy Lucas is superior
@@Freemasonshair Oh yeah forgot to use his real name
You spelled Flukas wrong .
@@woodardfrom3 You right
mallot looking like he almost died against magny still the funniest UFC moment of the year
He was on the ground shelled up like he was getting mauled by a bear😂😂
@@Zabrixis1919 obviously mallot beats me up any day of the week but i was laughing my ass off as i waited for the finish 😭😭
The jobbers are the most underappreciated yet necessary fighters in the UFC.
“Straight up Jabrone” is tuckimg hilarious 😂
Haha its been years since I've heard the word Jabroni. We're bringing it back!
I want to see Smith vs Pereira. And if he loses he should get an immediate rematch. And if he loses a 2nd time get him another rematch. Make it happen Dana!
Best out of 12
Jobber a lot of the time is not just based on wins and losses or skill but a mindset. For example, Kevin Holland has all the attributes to be a top contender but he’s mentally a jobber so he’ll always hover around the lower top 15
Kevin Hollande title run starts now
Well he did try to retire after Khamzat loss so i guess that would jive with jobbers cant know they are jobbers.
Calling Spivac a blob checker is hilarious. Especially since he’s right on the edge of being a blob himself
NEIL MAGNEY MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONSISTENT WIN STREAK
MAGNYSEXUALS RISE UP! TITLE RUN STARTS NOW!
Bedtime is such a causal- us hardcore fans appreciate the skill of sirgay spinach and paydro moonyo’s.
Thank for the laugh brubber
@@user-rz4lg1vg1q my sides bro, how could you do this to my sides bro 🤣
Yeah! Spinach is my favorite fighter!!
“Bobby Green is like the colorful opening act.” Bedtime, you ain’t wrong, but why you gotta make it a race thing? 😂😂
I never mentioned race, completely different thing
@@bedtimemmacompletely different
@@bedtimemmaI never said that
@@bedtimemmafind a clip of Bedtime saying that, you won’t find it.
@@bedtimemma He never said that
The statement that Anthony Smith thinks he’s Dustin Poirier is incredibly accurate
Bedtime has convinced me that Anthony smith is close to a title shot
Lhw is in shambles
Arlovski was the jobber of hw for like a decade but was the man back in the death metal era
Arlovski was good asf for like 15 years he was Stipes title eliminator fight 10 years ago. He was ranked number 1 or 2
@kingt0295 yeah but since he was the guy that you had to beat to enter the top 10-15
Pay Anthony Smith $500 and he's laying down. He's good at putting over the top bills lmao. Legendary seller.
Just gotta get his lionheart gimmick in brother
if u take away anthony smith”s losses, he is undefeated
Bro we're going to manifest Smith fighting for title so hard
I hope we're in the timeline where Jiri misses weight or gets hurt
Im eating and josh emmets abs almost made me throw up bruh, if I was yair I wouldn’t even throw body kicks at that shit, bro’s built like an exploding frag grenade
Don’t they all explode?
Bedtime the best RUclipsr on paper
Bedtime a jobber always making me laugh with these uploads
Tuivasa was Blob Checked By Spivak. How did you say that without laughing???🤣🤣🤣 that sounds very funny, bro i liked it.
On paper Anthony Smith is a nightmare matchup for Jon Jones. On paper Jones loses by DQ 😂
“He’s in the system beeboobeep” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Bro the Anthony Smith section genuinely had me dying
For real. 😂. "He thinks he's Dustin Porier." Lmao 🤣
Bro how do you keep doing it? Being the funniest/most factual mma RUclipsr it's crazy bro. Keep this shit pumping and I'll keep coming, PAUSE
Matt schnell underrated pick, dude exists to make people look like knockout artists
Dawg ima have to come back to this video in the comfort of my own home. I'm at a doctors appointment DYING of laughter at the Anthony Smith part, and now the workers here are worried. You earned my sub dude, funny asf!
didn't knew Jobbers where a UFC thing thought it was only a WWE thing.
“You’re attacking my family”
The WWE Reference for bredean allen is CRAZY
“Looks like he smells like onions…” bruh I’m crying
Another impression inadvertently unlocked. In the Brendan Allen chapter at about 5:07 you sound exactly like Lucas Tracy when he mocks others via insane strawmen. I watch way too much mma content.
Bisping won a title as a jobber. Goat of the jobbers.
God damnit bed time your videos always have me laughing the entire time 😂😂😂😂
You're taking over yt mma
Tai tuivasa is actually a jobber he just goes out and loses to everyone. (Bedtime privilege)
GSP of Neil magny 😂😂😂
I reload the wiki to see when the main card beggings. But if I see Niko price second fight on the undercard I pause I watch it. Then go back to what I was doing
“Tuivasa went on a little Linsanity run” 😂😂
You sound so mean dude wtf
I'm subscribing.
So glad you're cooking Pipsqueak Pedro Munhoz bruh.
Johnny Walker the type of guy you beat by maxing out on boxing during fight camp in UFC 5 career mode.
For real Pedro irritates me so much. Everyone gives O'malley shit for that fight but in reality Pedro ran away terrified & said he couldn't continue the moment Sean barely touched him. I'm still pissed to this day he acted like he couldn't continue over the WEAKEST face touch
Absolutely nothing but facts bro... got my sub sir
Lmaooo why am I lowkey becoming a fan of Anthony smith cuz of you 💀
I love playing smith in ufc online. “You’re attacking my family” 🤓☝️
"Auto generated tatts, the beard that no one selects in the character creation mode" LMAO!
the gsp of neil magnys is a sentence i never thought id hear
Had to add, Kevin Holland is the Neil Magny of GSP.
Nice journeyman video, good commentary giving respect to how hard it is to achieve but yet they remain below gate keeper status, i would have almost put Emmit in gate keeper but yes Yair loss kinda firmly put him in journeyman territory.
Bobby Green has officially had his first name changed, as an amendment to his birth certificate, to King.
"he does look like a vampire and he does look like he smells like onion, but im not gonna hold that against him" 😂😂😂
"career mode generated" had me fucked up lmfaooo
I thought I might get mad at this video, but you can’t be mad and laugh so hard. The slander was so magnificent
Also Neil Magny is the absolute king of jobbers, adore him
Anthony smith is the elite of the elite when it comes to mma jobbers.
Big shoutout to Tim Elliott, gotta be one of my favorite jobbers
Vampires smell like onions, you learn something new every day.
Blob checked is crazy 💀
Lowkey, at this point, Emmett smokes Volk
Father time undisputed undefeated
Don’t even say that 😔
@@kingt0295 they should have Volk vs Emmett on Ilia vs Max’s undercard
@@Freemasonshair I’m gonna find you.
Yeah, sure... 'Cause the open stance kicking of Islam and the trap-setting and shot-selection of Topuria are in any way comparable to Emmett's game...
One of these jobbers has to win the belt at one point. Rooting for Neil “win one lose one” Magny to win it.
Neil Magny carrying the legacy of Micheal Johnson.
Blonde Brunson almost broke out of jobber status
I bet against Anthony Smith the last time he fought, everyone was saying Petrino was a lock so after Smith won I told myself i’m not betting against this dude again so I parlayed him this week
Emmett is a goat for sending Mitchell to the flat side of the Earth lol
Brendan Allen coming out in a Smackdown tee like Nunzio to break up Sean and Dricus' brawl.
Certified Jobber boy
Spivac would be a gatekeeper if buffets had gated entrances
"the GSP of Neal Magny" is crazy bro
Anthony smiths nipple/belly tattoo is the worst thing I've ever seen. Wtf was he thinking with that
Serghei Spivac is absolutely my favorite version of Nosferatu on the UFC roster I can't believe you're trying to shame him rn
Anthony Smith is about to take a beating from meaty hooks dolidze in a jobber grudge match for the ages
my mates and I have an autistic UFC chat and one of my mates has his nickname set to 'POLAR BEAR' so there are fans out there!
you should make a MMA Van video like those memes where you pick a van of fighters you’d go in on a road trip
Every division needs an Anthony Smith
Special shout-out to Harry "Hurricane" Hunsucker. A quality short-lived jobber. Memorable name. Total milk bag. All of his UFC fights are first round KO losses. So based.
Love you Triple H, wherever you are. Thanks for making Tyson Pedro and Jared Vanderaa look good.
“Jobs you thinking fighters would be doing if they weren’t in the UFC” PLEASE BEDTIME PLEASE 🙏🏿
I like this idea, Bobby Green is the GSP of Veternarians, Max Holloway is the lifeguard that rescued you that one vacation, Kevin Holland is the uber driver that busted a joint out with you when you were on your way to your sisters wedding. This could go places
Bobby Green is actually my favorite fighter of all time lol. Love the guy's story.
Anthony smith got out wrestled in a home invasion LOL
Rob font in my opinion is another one good fighter but his grappling and chin is a issue and he also gets fed to everyone for a tune up kinda fight or someone new in the division and is a test to see how well they will fit into 135
2:51 If you want to see Smith vs Poatan check out Embedded Ep 2. Poatan plays the UFC video game with his son and his son picks Smith😂
W son
Oh I forgot Cody garbrandt. There's no way you can forget that guy.
Bedtime has made it obvious over time that he’s a fellow WWE enjoyer
On paper if you take away all of Anthony Smith’s losses, he’s actually undefeated
ay man bedtime posting on my lunch he more active than prime usman
I remember after Bobby Green beat Grant Dawson it was hyped up and Bobby started feelin himself and very next fight he gets nearly murdered by Turner😭🙏🏽
I personally dont think Anthony Smith is delusional ....I personally think hes figured out the formula,stepped up his game and has been secretly training hard for when he comes back and shocks us all😉
I forgot Brendan Allen even existed 😂
TF did i just hear..? Did you just quote my favorite "Thumb Wars" character...Bee-Boo-Beep (R2-D2 fav cousin)
Nice.!!!
I ❤ the movie "Thumb Wars" too bro.
Guru convinced me to sub, him saying your name a lot convinced me you must have some good content, if you have his seal of approval