I still can’t believe Mallot was completely stunned by that infamous Magney power and refused to move on bottom if he just wiggled around it would’ve been a Win there was like 10 seconds left 💀
@@Idranim neil is the absolute greatest man, this video got him to a T. I have won over $250 betting when Magny is such an obscene underdog, I cant not believe in the guy. That being said, absolute jobber. King Lord Jobber tho
Neil Magny is too good at being a jobber to be a jobber. It’s almost like jobbers can’t know they are jobbers. Neil is the fucking quantum effect of a gatekeep
Jobber a lot of the time is not just based on wins and losses or skill but a mindset. For example, Kevin Holland has all the attributes to be a top contender but he’s mentally a jobber so he’ll always hover around the lower top 15
I want to see Smith vs Pereira. And if he loses he should get an immediate rematch. And if he loses a 2nd time get him another rematch. Make it happen Dana!
Im eating and josh emmets abs almost made me throw up bruh, if I was yair I wouldn’t even throw body kicks at that shit, bro’s built like an exploding frag grenade
Another impression inadvertently unlocked. In the Brendan Allen chapter at about 5:07 you sound exactly like Lucas Tracy when he mocks others via insane strawmen. I watch way too much mma content.
Dawg ima have to come back to this video in the comfort of my own home. I'm at a doctors appointment DYING of laughter at the Anthony Smith part, and now the workers here are worried. You earned my sub dude, funny asf!
I reload the wiki to see when the main card beggings. But if I see Niko price second fight on the undercard I pause I watch it. Then go back to what I was doing
So glad you're cooking Pipsqueak Pedro Munhoz bruh. Johnny Walker the type of guy you beat by maxing out on boxing during fight camp in UFC 5 career mode.
For real Pedro irritates me so much. Everyone gives O'malley shit for that fight but in reality Pedro ran away terrified & said he couldn't continue the moment Sean barely touched him. I'm still pissed to this day he acted like he couldn't continue over the WEAKEST face touch
Special shout-out to Harry "Hurricane" Hunsucker. A quality short-lived jobber. Memorable name. Total milk bag. All of his UFC fights are first round KO losses. So based. Love you Triple H, wherever you are. Thanks for making Tyson Pedro and Jared Vanderaa look good.
Brendan Allen may be on a fraudulent win streak, but he will 100% become a grade A jobber once he takes a loss in his next fight. Dude's chin already sus and is about to be fully gone
Had to add, Kevin Holland is the Neil Magny of GSP. Nice journeyman video, good commentary giving respect to how hard it is to achieve but yet they remain below gate keeper status, i would have almost put Emmit in gate keeper but yes Yair loss kinda firmly put him in journeyman territory.
Rob font in my opinion is another one good fighter but his grappling and chin is a issue and he also gets fed to everyone for a tune up kinda fight or someone new in the division and is a test to see how well they will fit into 135
I bet against Anthony Smith the last time he fought, everyone was saying Petrino was a lock so after Smith won I told myself i’m not betting against this dude again so I parlayed him this week
Listen man, Anthony Smith about to get that Jinder Mahal push where the jobber becomes champion after beating a dominant well established talent! Says Anthony, to himself, thinking about all the ways on paper he beats Alex Pereira.
I personally dont think Anthony Smith is delusional ....I personally think hes figured out the formula,stepped up his game and has been secretly training hard for when he comes back and shocks us all😉
Anthony Smith looks like a thug you would beat up in a Batman Arkham game
Hahahaha I’ve always thought he looked like an NPC thug too. Or a side character in a hood coming of age movie.
@@Tinky__Winkyremember kids your mind is like gun and knowledge is like bullets
Bro is a penguin thug for real man
😭😭😭😭
fights like one too, total npc
“Bobby Green is the first ranked opponent you get in career mode” 😭 so true
Shoutout Neil magny for losing to Mike mallot for 14 minutes and 40 second and then somehow getting finish
I still can’t believe Mallot was completely stunned by that infamous Magney power and refused to move on bottom if he just wiggled around it would’ve been a Win there was like 10 seconds left 💀
And not by Hail Mary sub or fluke KO either 💀
I was fucking screaming in my room I couldn’t believe that shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@Idranim neil is the absolute greatest man, this video got him to a T. I have won over $250 betting when Magny is such an obscene underdog, I cant not believe in the guy. That being said, absolute jobber. King Lord Jobber tho
On paper these are not jobbers
You will never see Bedtime calling them jobbers
thats what makes them jobbers
@@MatthewMcRowancompletely different, you’ll never find him saying that
So this is where the casual MMA fans hangout...
@@goyasmindsays the guy that watches mma guru religiously 😂😂😂
Anthony smith the typa guy to analyze UFC 5 cpu fights
Lmfao
😂😂😂
That's funny asf
"The GSP of Neil magny" might be the HARDEST bedtime line ever
Kenny Okoye is the jobber of mma social media
Who tf is that guy?
@@MatthewMcRowanthe biggest Izzy meat rider of all time like die was saying Izzy got robbed against Sean the night it happened
Fr, bedtime is a grandfather
despise that guy
@@Idranimfrom his last name I assume it's a black brother
Neil Magny is too good at being a jobber to be a jobber. It’s almost like jobbers can’t know they are jobbers. Neil is the fucking quantum effect of a gatekeep
I reckon Tom Aspinall is a spivac fan and He would love to fight him
He already beat him
@@Nick_Valentine2702its a joke
Bedtime wins via yap session
Yappanese black belt
"On paper, I'm the greatest jobber in existence"- Anthony Smith.
Also, yeah the Serghei Spivac pick is extremely real and true.
Sergei Spivac , he's a great fighter
Michael Johnson is a hybrid mix of Jobber and Main Eventer.
That fight against Justin was amazing
Crazy how he beat Ferguson and Poirier
Brendan Allen was hired to be ufc security & just got lost during someone’s walkout
Lucas Tracy (Flukas Glazy) is my favorite jobber.
Flukas Glazy?
Tracy Lucas is superior
@@Freemasonshair Oh yeah forgot to use his real name
You spelled Flukas wrong .
@@woodardfrom3 You right
"He got blob-checked" got me so hard man 😭😂💀
The jobbers are the most underappreciated yet necessary fighters in the UFC.
mallot looking like he almost died against magny still the funniest UFC moment of the year
He was on the ground shelled up like he was getting mauled by a bear😂😂
@@Zabrixis1919 obviously mallot beats me up any day of the week but i was laughing my ass off as i waited for the finish 😭😭
“Straight up Jabrone” is tuckimg hilarious 😂
Jobber a lot of the time is not just based on wins and losses or skill but a mindset. For example, Kevin Holland has all the attributes to be a top contender but he’s mentally a jobber so he’ll always hover around the lower top 15
Kevin Hollande title run starts now
Well he did try to retire after Khamzat loss so i guess that would jive with jobbers cant know they are jobbers.
I want to see Smith vs Pereira. And if he loses he should get an immediate rematch. And if he loses a 2nd time get him another rematch. Make it happen Dana!
Best out of 12
Haha its been years since I've heard the word Jabroni. We're bringing it back!
Calling Spivac a blob checker is hilarious. Especially since he’s right on the edge of being a blob himself
MAGNYSEXUALS RISE UP! TITLE RUN STARTS NOW!
Bedtime is such a causal- us hardcore fans appreciate the skill of sirgay spinach and paydro moonyo’s.
Thank for the laugh brubber
@@user-rz4lg1vg1q my sides bro, how could you do this to my sides bro 🤣
Yeah! Spinach is my favorite fighter!!
NEIL MAGNEY MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONSISTENT WIN STREAK
Arlovski was the jobber of hw for like a decade but was the man back in the death metal era
Arlovski was good asf for like 15 years he was Stipes title eliminator fight 10 years ago. He was ranked number 1 or 2
@kingt0295 yeah but since he was the guy that you had to beat to enter the top 10-15
Bedtime has convinced me that Anthony smith is close to a title shot
Lhw is in shambles
Pay Anthony Smith $500 and he's laying down. He's good at putting over the top bills lmao. Legendary seller.
Just gotta get his lionheart gimmick in brother
Bedtime the best RUclipsr on paper
if u take away anthony smith”s losses, he is undefeated
The statement that Anthony Smith thinks he’s Dustin Poirier is incredibly accurate
Bro we're going to manifest Smith fighting for title so hard
“Bobby Green is like the colorful opening act.” Bedtime, you ain’t wrong, but why you gotta make it a race thing? 😂😂
I never mentioned race, completely different thing
@@bedtimemmacompletely different
@@bedtimemmaI never said that
@@bedtimemmafind a clip of Bedtime saying that, you won’t find it.
@@bedtimemma He never said that
I hope we're in the timeline where Jiri misses weight or gets hurt
“He’s in the system beeboobeep” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
On paper Anthony Smith is a nightmare matchup for Jon Jones. On paper Jones loses by DQ 😂
Im eating and josh emmets abs almost made me throw up bruh, if I was yair I wouldn’t even throw body kicks at that shit, bro’s built like an exploding frag grenade
Don’t they all explode?
Bedtime a jobber always making me laugh with these uploads
Tuivasa was Blob Checked By Spivak. How did you say that without laughing???🤣🤣🤣 that sounds very funny, bro i liked it.
Another impression inadvertently unlocked. In the Brendan Allen chapter at about 5:07 you sound exactly like Lucas Tracy when he mocks others via insane strawmen. I watch way too much mma content.
Tai tuivasa is actually a jobber he just goes out and loses to everyone. (Bedtime privilege)
Matt schnell underrated pick, dude exists to make people look like knockout artists
Bisping won a title as a jobber. Goat of the jobbers.
Bro how do you keep doing it? Being the funniest/most factual mma RUclipsr it's crazy bro. Keep this shit pumping and I'll keep coming, PAUSE
Dawg ima have to come back to this video in the comfort of my own home. I'm at a doctors appointment DYING of laughter at the Anthony Smith part, and now the workers here are worried. You earned my sub dude, funny asf!
“You’re attacking my family”
didn't knew Jobbers where a UFC thing thought it was only a WWE thing.
The WWE Reference for bredean allen is CRAZY
“Looks like he smells like onions…” bruh I’m crying
GSP of Neil magny 😂😂😂
God damnit bed time your videos always have me laughing the entire time 😂😂😂😂
You're taking over yt mma
Bro the Anthony Smith section genuinely had me dying
For real. 😂. "He thinks he's Dustin Porier." Lmao 🤣
Absolutely nothing but facts bro... got my sub sir
I reload the wiki to see when the main card beggings. But if I see Niko price second fight on the undercard I pause I watch it. Then go back to what I was doing
Anthony smith is the elite of the elite when it comes to mma jobbers.
So glad you're cooking Pipsqueak Pedro Munhoz bruh.
Johnny Walker the type of guy you beat by maxing out on boxing during fight camp in UFC 5 career mode.
For real Pedro irritates me so much. Everyone gives O'malley shit for that fight but in reality Pedro ran away terrified & said he couldn't continue the moment Sean barely touched him. I'm still pissed to this day he acted like he couldn't continue over the WEAKEST face touch
Lowkey, at this point, Emmett smokes Volk
Father time undisputed undefeated
Don’t even say that 😔
@@kingt0295 they should have Volk vs Emmett on Ilia vs Max’s undercard
@@Freemasonshair I’m gonna find you.
Yeah, sure... 'Cause the open stance kicking of Islam and the trap-setting and shot-selection of Topuria are in any way comparable to Emmett's game...
“Tuivasa went on a little Linsanity run” 😂😂
Special shout-out to Harry "Hurricane" Hunsucker. A quality short-lived jobber. Memorable name. Total milk bag. All of his UFC fights are first round KO losses. So based.
Love you Triple H, wherever you are. Thanks for making Tyson Pedro and Jared Vanderaa look good.
Bedtime believes too much in Kevin Holland's top5er potential to admit what Holland himself would probably admit; he's a P4P GOAT Jobber
Facts he could be champ if he tried
Lmaooo why am I lowkey becoming a fan of Anthony smith cuz of you 💀
I love playing smith in ufc online. “You’re attacking my family” 🤓☝️
Anthony Smith is about to take a beating from meaty hooks dolidze in a jobber grudge match for the ages
Brendan Allen may be on a fraudulent win streak, but he will 100% become a grade A jobber once he takes a loss in his next fight. Dude's chin already sus and is about to be fully gone
Anthony smiths nipple/belly tattoo is the worst thing I've ever seen. Wtf was he thinking with that
"Auto generated tatts, the beard that no one selects in the character creation mode" LMAO!
Jon jones is my favorite Twitter jobber
One of these jobbers has to win the belt at one point. Rooting for Neil “win one lose one” Magny to win it.
Big shoutout to Tim Elliott, gotta be one of my favorite jobbers
2:50 that’s some real shit you said there
You sound so mean dude wtf
I'm subscribing.
"he does look like a vampire and he does look like he smells like onion, but im not gonna hold that against him" 😂😂😂
Every division needs an Anthony Smith
Had to add, Kevin Holland is the Neil Magny of GSP.
Nice journeyman video, good commentary giving respect to how hard it is to achieve but yet they remain below gate keeper status, i would have almost put Emmit in gate keeper but yes Yair loss kinda firmly put him in journeyman territory.
Rob font in my opinion is another one good fighter but his grappling and chin is a issue and he also gets fed to everyone for a tune up kinda fight or someone new in the division and is a test to see how well they will fit into 135
Blob checked is crazy 💀
Spivac would be a gatekeeper if buffets had gated entrances
Certified Jobber boy
I bet against Anthony Smith the last time he fought, everyone was saying Petrino was a lock so after Smith won I told myself i’m not betting against this dude again so I parlayed him this week
Listen man, Anthony Smith about to get that Jinder Mahal push where the jobber becomes champion after beating a dominant well established talent!
Says Anthony, to himself, thinking about all the ways on paper he beats Alex Pereira.
how did bedtime say Marcin Tybura’s name without a Tom Aspinal impression
I thought I might get mad at this video, but you can’t be mad and laugh so hard. The slander was so magnificent
Also Neil Magny is the absolute king of jobbers, adore him
Brendan Allen coming out in a Smackdown tee like Nunzio to break up Sean and Dricus' brawl.
On paper if you take away all of Anthony Smith’s losses, he’s actually undefeated
Blonde Brunson almost broke out of jobber status
Bobby Green is actually my favorite fighter of all time lol. Love the guy's story.
Anthony smith and johnny walker are lowkey my favorite LHW
"career mode generated" had me fucked up lmfaooo
my mates and I have an autistic UFC chat and one of my mates has his nickname set to 'POLAR BEAR' so there are fans out there!
do parlay killers next. fighters that you know arnt that good but will fuck up your parlay with a random good win.
Actually sick idea
Im all for this
ay man bedtime posting on my lunch he more active than prime usman
You go from talking like you’re from Atlanta, to talking like you’re from London so fast. 🤣
Wonder if Bobby Green could cut to featherweight and be a contender
Anthony Smith is the Mick Foley of Light Heavyweight when he becomes champ.
Brandon Allen is good! He'll be at the top of the division some day for sure! Dude is only 28 if he keeps getting better he'll be a problem a 100%
I personally dont think Anthony Smith is delusional ....I personally think hes figured out the formula,stepped up his game and has been secretly training hard for when he comes back and shocks us all😉
Anthony Smith beats the entire division on paper
you should make a MMA Van video like those memes where you pick a van of fighters you’d go in on a road trip
Bbby green is awesome. I think your opinion is on point. Carry on:..
This is content gold
The ultimate casual you tuber 😂