"Papers, Please." "Here you are." "On your passport, it says that your name is Jessica Harter but on your work slip it says that you are called Jessica Hearter." "Well, clearly that is just misspelling or someone misheard me when I say my name to them!" "I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BEING BORN WITH SUCH A CONFUSING NAME DETAINED"
It actually groups all discrepancies per applicant into 1 citation. Source: I was -stealing- _shopping_ for Obristan passports and just approved everyone to save time :)
@@fishstick1900An obvious reason is when Elisa is approved, the citation displays all of the missing documents she didn’t possess (Entry Permit, ID Supplement and Vaccine).
@@magnusvonbraun9870thr fact that they sum it all up in just "Cobrastan is not a real country." makes me wonder if they just put the first error they found (besides handwriting) or if there are so many errors they just give up and put this
And that 1 time, he does. He gets himself a valid permit and legitimate looking passport. Under the rules at the time you will be handed a citation for rejecting him. If only the Order of the Ezic Star knew how easy it is to get in when your documents look to be in order.
So... That colouring book..... Was mistaken as a passport? And the only reason protocol was violated... Was because Cobraston was not a real country... MOM GET ME A COLOURING BOOK!
@Rita Schwalger None of the countries are real, but United Fed. could probably actually exist if the game wasn't fictional and didn't only go for one fucking month
The editing for this fantastic, The quick cuts and zooms coupled with the clear, simple sounds actually make this really fun to watch. These arguably simple editing tricks surprisingly add quite a lot of Life to a fairly static gameplay video. Bravo!
the virgin false paper liar : nOoOoOoOo YoU dIdNt fAlL tO mY TRicK gO tO hEll the chad costava jorji : haha you got me you are really good at your job has expected from an citizen from the beautiful country arstotkza well i see you later
Holy shit, no way! I thought I was the only one! Remember the bit where he said he was the best!? OH, OH, OH!! AND REMEMBER THE BIT WHERE HE LET HIM IN? HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!
*Costava, Jorji* *Passport Beginning:* 1923.5.31 *Gender:* _Men_ (yes i am men) *Birth:* Bestburg (or Bestbury can't tell) *Passport Expiry:* 2013.10.1 *COBRASTAN* ------ 1234-OKOK The face is correct, so whatever
"Papers, please." *man hands me poorly drawn picture of himself* "Sir thats not a valid passport" Man: "ok that fine I come back later" *comes back the next day with name scribbled below picture*
So jorji was born in 1923, and the passport is valid until October 2013? *Seems legit* Also - his passport number is 1234 ok ok Also - pre approved Also - bestburg Also - Cobrastan isn’t real Also *men* The developers must have been in tears over jorji I know I am
Don't feel bad. If you keep denying him, he'll eventually get everything legitimately and the entire time he will still appreciate your hard work and dedication to the policy.
Good memories, i was still young back then
DETAIN!
Costava Jorji how's that business that you're starting doing???
hello Jorji U get 999 stamps for every fake passport
+superbDOG46-Chan many youtubers with feelings actually didnt arrest him after he revealed he has drugs. They either denied or approved him
Apollyon
Omg it's apollyon :0 lel
If Jorji Costava managed to DRAW that portrait of himself, he's gotta be an undercover artist.
… wait a fucking second
True
Matching data
He is, called money painter or whatever
What no he didn’t it was matching so it was real
GLORY TO COBRASTAN
Cobrastan is not a real country
neither is arkstotska
little potato man :D
Aryan mavalvala wow.
I LOVE COBRASTAN
Guess whos back
Back again
Jorji's back
He is men
LOL
The Backrooms *ohno*
perfection
shit, i read it with "Eminem - Without Me" rhythm lol
@@amicarmensandiego7313 same
"Cobrastan is not a real country"
YEAH LIKE THAT WAS THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT PASSPORT
Men also is not a gender
Hi 2 hours ago me
Hi one second ago me
@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 DETAINED
@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 hi you 2 years ago
the editing made this perfect lok
lol^
ikr. i was dying when he was stamping and then it showed a frame of jorji's face hahaha
Arize Nation
Lmao me too XD
lucutes /// SuperCell /// Other * he meant lol not look
delex360 yeah
Lmao.
"Seems Legit" XD
ByRio 2
I mean, it does seems legit
Imma come for them toes just wait
@@xrhina1322 LOL
I like how it takes all of your warnings away if you let jorji in.
They do NOT want him lmao
i always just wait gor Jorji to get all the right documents because i know he will eventually.
@@noobpro9759 do we ever know what his endgame was? I always thought he was terrorist’s scapegoat
@@noobpro9759 I wonder why it takes jorji so long to get it right
@@shanellemurrey9300 idk but I always think its funny.
Whats your Gender?
⚪️Male
⚪️Female
⚫️Men
Yes
wow 2days ago
“Be you angels?”
“NAY WE ARE BUT MEN”
Very hot patietaaa
*ALL OF THE ABOVE*
I think all of us, deep down, wish we had just a little Jorji in us.
no im not gay
I think you might want to rephrase that last bit.
Ayo?! 🤨📸
mmmmmfghfg,
what!!!!! little jorji in us??????
Gender: *MEN*
Herbivore The Carnivore WO *MEN*
WAMEN
*S H O O K E N*
Alpha-Pathetic Tm
SHOOKENDETH!
Sex: Men.
Much funnier.
How can they tell what on the passport is wrong? It's covered in "Approved"
Cameron McAllister if is approve is approve.
more importantly, if a machine notices every little error why dont they just have the machine tell you to stamp it
You literally just made my day.
Cameron McAllister He didn't have an entry permit
Cameron McAllister 500th like
Dimitri: "Where's the green ink?"
You: "I don't know."
LOL
My favorite part of the game is when that guy who handed in two passport and went like "shit"
I never pressed detain so fast 😂😂
I mean depending on the person he might've moved from x country to Arstotska
"Here is passport... oops, you didn't see that."
"Rejected"
"So you aren't going to detain me for my concealed weapon?"
"DETAINED"
I also like his response if you pinpoint the passports in inspection mode.
Seize him!
Or seize men! Or seize those men! Or seize them!
As a Canadian-American who goes across the land border often, I learned young not to offer both my passports.
Whenever i get a citation in that game, i just stamp "Denied" on it.
Lol
That's one way to relieve your despair
omg that's genius
THATS FUCKING....GENIOUSSS
Same XD
Arstotzka so great, real passport not required.
xD
lmao dude
"Papers, Please."
"Here you are."
"On your passport, it says that your name is Jessica Harter but on your work slip it says that you are called Jessica Hearter."
"Well, clearly that is just misspelling or someone misheard me when I say my name to them!"
"I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BEING BORN WITH SUCH A CONFUSING NAME DETAINED"
Glory to Artozka.
D-D-D-DETAINED
thotsky and hutch XD
thotsky and hutch JuST tAKe tHeiR FIngErPriNtS
thotsky and hutch Fingerprints please!
I love how the game doesn't even cite you for every single discrepancy you let through. You'd never feed your family and let him through.
It actually groups all discrepancies per applicant into 1 citation.
Source: I was -stealing- _shopping_ for Obristan passports and just approved everyone to save time :)
@@fishstick1900An obvious reason is when Elisa is approved, the citation displays all of the missing documents she didn’t possess (Entry Permit, ID Supplement and Vaccine).
@@magnusvonbraun9870thr fact that they sum it all up in just "Cobrastan is not a real country." makes me wonder if they just put the first error they found (besides handwriting) or if there are so many errors they just give up and put this
Finally got the chance to play it, and every time he came through I was just shaking my head with a smile like “come on bud you can do it”
And that 1 time, he does. He gets himself a valid permit and legitimate looking passport. Under the rules at the time you will be handed a citation for rejecting him. If only the Order of the Ezic Star knew how easy it is to get in when your documents look to be in order.
Cobrastan is too real country! Where did I come from if it is not?!
Glory to Cobrastan! Passports not cheap, though, I tell you that!
if you say cobrastan real country than cobrastan is real country
Jorji Costava mexico
I know where you live (in your house lmao)
From “not a real countru”
So... That colouring book..... Was mistaken as a passport?
And the only reason protocol was violated... Was because Cobraston was not a real country...
MOM GET ME A COLOURING BOOK!
What are talk about Cobrastan great country
Is true SLAV LANDS has best kompot everyone squat full heel
.
But dont you already have a passport
@Rita Schwalger None of the countries are real, but United Fed. could probably actually exist if the game wasn't fictional and didn't only go for one fucking month
America here I come!!!!
Fake passport:SEEMS LEGIT
I'M DYING XDDDDD
I love how the country not being real was the issue XD
ChaoticProdGaming And I love how he just says "LOL" after that lmao
Same man, same
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JustPlaying Games *citation*
*Year 2019*
RUclips: Time to recommend some 8 years old videos
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you think 2013 is 8 years ago or the stupidity of 74 people who agreed with you..
Ersatz.R lmao that was the point anyway xD
Ersatz.R r/woosh
@@efthymiosanagnostos7427 lmao this kid says whoosh. Boy when reddit was founded you weren't even born
Ersatz.R I’m 2 years older than reddit you dumbass
Other people- Denied!
Jorji - COME ON INNNN BRUH
Nonna I wasn't expecting you here
"Cobrastan is not a real country" Made my day in so many ways.
If Jorji says Cobrastan is a country, IT IS A COUNTRY GODDAMNIT
Glory to Cobrastan
The editing for this fantastic, The quick cuts and zooms coupled with the clear, simple sounds actually make this really fun to watch. These arguably simple editing tricks surprisingly add quite a lot of Life to a fairly static gameplay video.
Bravo!
Shamimur Rahman Shamim Your reply was cringier.
Omg, a comment that makes sense, is on a shitpost!?
NOOB SLAYER Yep...
r/iamverysmart
Bwaaaah
Me: *watches one Pewds' video about this game*
RUclips recommendations: _Glory to Arstotzka_
GD Homyakinfo People who learned this game with Pewdiepie is gay.
@@wilhelmster9252 ok
@@wilhelmster9252 stfu wilhelm
@@wilhelmster9252 no u
D B Pewdiepie fanboys
the virgin false paper liar : nOoOoOoOo YoU dIdNt fAlL tO mY TRicK gO tO hEll
the chad costava jorji : haha you got me you are really good at your job has expected from an citizen from the beautiful country arstotkza well i see you later
checks his face matching data seems legit
*spam the aprove stamp*
lol
Wow! I watched the same video too!
Holy shit, no way! I thought I was the only one! Remember the bit where he said he was the best!? OH, OH, OH!! AND REMEMBER THE BIT WHERE HE LET HIM IN? HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!
That made me burst into laughter
you're two years late
Yeah, that's what happened hurr hurr
I love how his passport expires in 2013 lol.
I need someone to make a legit Arztotzka passport and cross a country border and get the guard cited for "Arztotzka is not a real country."
5SORC there is an Arstotzka passport like flip note I guess but it's empty inside...
or do the same with Cobrastan, after all Cobrastan is the not-real one.
5SORC - Five Seconds of Rubix Cube totally
Imagine if the guard got the joke like "Oh my gods, this is funny...I still need your passport."
if i was the guard i would actually literally let you in ignoring the fact that arztotzka doesn't exist
What is your gender?
- Man
- Woman
- *MEN*
Ah, yes, the good old third gender, PLURAL
1:06 The best part is when the camera zooms in on Jorji during the stamping XD
Hello little potato man.
Aren't you the one that always causes trouble?
See- You've got, like, fake tickets, don'tchya?
He got shot! NOO! Little Potatoman, You always my favorite.
AHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH
Royce Sann I believe, I believe on you, I believe, I believe IN STEVE!
BEST SONG FOR SURE
Jorji is adorable.
1234-OKOK
Gender: MEN
I bet he always made the Inspector's day regardless of the extra work he gave him
He also can make you Escape by bring you ALOAD of Money
Incorrect. I live in Corbrastan.
You're not real
chavzone Incorrect I was born and raised in Cobrastan and I feel very violated by this video
Did you just assumed this video's gender?
U live in Co-rb-astan
He "lived" in Co-br-astan
*Costava, Jorji*
*Passport Beginning:* 1923.5.31
*Gender:* _Men_ (yes i am men)
*Birth:* Bestburg (or Bestbury can't tell)
*Passport Expiry:* 2013.10.1
*COBRASTAN*
------
1234-OKOK
The face is correct, so whatever
Seems legit.
Seems legit XD
- Pyxel -
Seems legit. :/
- Pyxel - i think 1923 is when he was born
- Pyxel - FAKEEEEEEEEEEE XD LOL
I love how you still get that amazing "Cobrastan is not a real country" line even if you accept him.
Wdym u get it if u dont let him in?
@imnotbritish101 It shows up on your citation if you let him in and your character will say it if you reject him.
@@omegahaxors9-11 oh ty
"Cobstran is not a real country"
Passport covered in green
[Spiderman points at Spiderman]
Passport no. 1234OKOK
Bestburg in cobrastan
Anyone reminded of The Count from Sesame Street as they read that?
"Five! Five times denied! AH-ah-ah-ah!"
You're the second comment in this video!
Gongratulation!
"Papers, please."
*man hands me poorly drawn picture of himself*
"Sir thats not a valid passport"
Man: "ok that fine I come back later"
*comes back the next day with name scribbled below picture*
"This is literally just the same picture but you wrote your name below it.
"Get out of my fucking line"
*Man returns*
Man: "OK, passport real this time."
*Same as before, but has yesterday's date*
Me: *Defeated sigh and head slam*
So jorji was born in 1923, and the passport is valid until October 2013?
*Seems legit*
Also - his passport number is 1234 ok ok
Also - pre approved
Also - bestburg
Also - Cobrastan isn’t real
Also *men*
The developers must have been in tears over jorji I know I am
L + sus birth and expi date + sus passport number + pre approved + bestburg + cobrastan doesnt exist + men
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 + glory to arstotzka
Jorji: Arstorzka is best country yes?
Joji: Nyessss!
Other people in line waiting: what is taking so goddamn long?!
"Cobrastan is not a real country"
IT IS IN MY HEART
You stamped the whole passport
I love that old man, hes so nice and has patience.
I woke up my whole house
I laughed way harder than I should've
Jorji is probably the only character to just reappear more than usual
And this man approving him shows the likeness in him
LOL [CITATION] Cobrastan is not a valid country, well neither is the passport real, he had no tickets or anything else. Yet only cobrastan is wrong.
/r/woooosh
@Magni56
Or, if he didn't wrote Cobrastan, the passport would be legit.
The passport is legit
@@fulcrum2951 r/woooosh WAIT FUCK THIS ISN'T REDDIT
What do you mean? The passport is legit
cobrastan is best country
ikr
Indeed.
+Jorji Costava hello potato face!
+RexodinoLP JackSepticEye ftw
CaptainSkelebones Glory to Cobrastan!
Little potato man, you were always my favourite.
youtube recommendations summoned me here
Legend!
1:00 when you're the only one in the classroom that did the homework:
Hahaha
2014:Nah
2015:well yes,but actually no.
2016:soon
2017:yep
2018nope
2019:OMG YES WHY NOT
I love how he "pre-approved" it.
2014: nah
2015: nah
2016: nah
2018: nah
2019: ok, fine
1:26 me a guy from a cobrastan :wait a minute!
is it real irl
I refuse to believe that this video came out nearly a decade ago its just not possible
Oh Jorji you so silly.
:D
I love how oddly fitting this comment and your profile picture is
i always do this to my man jorji no matter if i get a deduction from my pay
Jorji would be a hundred years old by now.
If someone stamped my passport that much in real life I would die of laughter
Supposed to be on recommendations on 2013 but RUclips recommends me on 2019.. seems legit
First time I played this game, I turned away Jorji on his first attempt to get in. I have never been able to forgive myself for that.
Don't feel bad. If you keep denying him, he'll eventually get everything legitimately and the entire time he will still appreciate your hard work and dedication to the policy.
@@574guyI denied him in that too😂
@@videotime279 you monster
wow Jorji is so good at drawing face
I love the passive aggressive note from the citation.
Hello, I’m Kazakh and I’m from Kazakhstan.
And Jorji is Cobrah and he’a from Cobrastan! 🐍
1:00 when you try to break the game
Jorgi is the best character in gaming. No one can tell me otherwise.
It sucked so much that in Jacksepticeyes play through the terrorists decided to come as soon as he sent Jorji through.
*LITTLE POTATO MAN YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE*
Seemed legit.
Love the part where he stamped the fuck outta the passport.
Your only friend in this bleak, cruel world.
Thank you, Jorji.
gigachad made his own passport AND country
The fact that he already got a citation before that makes it better.
Gender: *MEN*
Me: *Seems legit*
I love the editing, make more videos like this with other games and you'll do great! Nice work!
He's dead.
@@BintangGaryo rip
@@BintangGaryo How do you know?
@@aevvah_flxwer8550 dream
@@aevvah_flxwer8550 he told me in my dream last night
Nobody:
RUclips: Let's recommend this 5 years late!
This vid is so good, that i got it recommended like 9 years later. 9 years.
Jorji Exist*
. *APROVED*
Jorji is actually a hero
Interestingly, the first time Jorji shows up I don't think it's even POSSIBLE to let him through. If it was you know some people would do it.
He's honestly my favorite part of the game.
THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO?
damn we are so late
6
I like how M.O.A wanted him through too, but the country not existing was the nail in the coffin
Damn it, youtube recommendation
Me: *goes to comment section*
Peoples: "Ahh.. YT algorithm brought us all together again!"
6 years ago.
In Arstotzka, you don’t need lies. We accept jorji’s of all types.
"This country needs more people like you, bro" *stamp crazily*
I've never watched any papers please but this keeps getting recommended all the time
5 years later...
RUclips: let's put it in recommendations
Me: excuse me wtf 5 years for this
I love your "mise en scène". You made this even funnier.
Ok film buff
Nobody:
RUclips: wanna see this?
"seems legit"
*Stamps everywhere to show him 100% proof he's letting him in*
- Are you a man?
- No. I'm a MEN.
i'm supposed to be getting into Arstotska but this one border gaurd keeps denying my passports
Pancakes
Is it TheInspector27?
AfroPuma186 Yeah,TheInspector27
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas
Some say that TheInspector27 was the first inspector in the world
Born from the cold of Arstotzka
Some say he deny a passport faster than a machine.
X77Region I heard that TheInspector27 took down an army of Terrorists with a single tranquilizer