When Your White Friend Tries to Set You Up with Someone - Mia Jackson

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @Walklikelions
    @Walklikelions 5 лет назад +3889

    "tell me more"... "tell me less" classic punchlines. GENIUS.

  • @frowhatitsworth
    @frowhatitsworth 5 лет назад +5073

    “I can’t be datin nobody that had to fight for my freedom.” She just kept going in. 😂

  • @Nat-to2rx
    @Nat-to2rx 5 лет назад +2955

    she is one of the people that deserves a netflix special.

    • @brigettemccoy
      @brigettemccoy 5 лет назад +28

      Absolutely!

    • @cb-wi1cq
      @cb-wi1cq 4 года назад +15

      YES

    • @nellokiko6755
      @nellokiko6755 4 года назад +2

      Nat every one doesn’t ‘derserve’ Netflix specials, cmon damn. She not really funny

    • @buddhafortune6166
      @buddhafortune6166 4 года назад

      Nat amen n Dominique

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 4 года назад +1

      You think Netflixx gives out specials like candies? They have to pay for it and only makes money if many people watch it.

  • @aphroditeladie
    @aphroditeladie 4 года назад +3138

    "I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback, but you're gonna ask me about some dishes."

    • @summerhaze5531
      @summerhaze5531 4 года назад +45

      This is my fave line. 👌

    • @cjjonez
      @cjjonez 4 года назад +10

      Original...im stealing it

    • @hlaback
      @hlaback 4 года назад +17

      That's when I lost it

    • @okapislash5406
      @okapislash5406 4 года назад +39

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂...genius I never thought I could laugh about someone getting hit with a anti protest water cannon

    • @ndo533
      @ndo533 4 года назад +14

      Yo I screaammmmeed 😂😂😂

  • @kokujin8
    @kokujin8 5 лет назад +3285

    Her stage presence was IMMACULATE. The jokes were tight and on point... Where's the rest?!

  • @blessn100
    @blessn100 5 лет назад +1574

    Her delivery is like you just having a casual chat, its brililant

    • @donovanredmond8050
      @donovanredmond8050 3 года назад +2

      That observation of her act is a perfect description! I never seen a comedian so calming in my life!

    • @teecee4459
      @teecee4459 2 года назад

      It's called not actually having jokes 😱

  • @DiscordBeing
    @DiscordBeing 5 лет назад +4938

    My eyes are brown and have hope, his eye color is cataracts.
    Genius.

    • @martymcflyyy3157
      @martymcflyyy3157 4 года назад +13

      Damn🙈🙈🙈💀💀💀

    • @cindyking7229
      @cindyking7229 4 года назад +2

      😄😃

    • @illmeeillmee9373
      @illmeeillmee9373 4 года назад

      no its not funny..age shaming is not funny and so is making fun of cataracts..ppl get it in any age. She is not funny, just a dumbass

    • @freegee5790
      @freegee5790 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @anothaeasywin
      @anothaeasywin 4 года назад +35

      @@illmeeillmee9373 its standup comedy 😂someone hates her fir different reasons

  • @oc4515
    @oc4515 5 лет назад +1772

    Baby Girl is READY. She was hittin’ from beginning to end.

  • @toryfox4580
    @toryfox4580 5 лет назад +2813

    Civil rights jokes, that there is some rough turf but she nailed it lmao

    • @Septemberizmine
      @Septemberizmine 5 лет назад +16

      Word!

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 года назад +65

      @m h what I mean by that is that telling a civil rights joke well and having it be funny is difficult, not that they should be concerned about offending people

    • @allisonw06
      @allisonw06 4 года назад +2

      Aww cool, I'm the 1000th like.

    • @estieeu2364
      @estieeu2364 4 года назад +4

      Just gave you 1k likes!

    • @rahra2483
      @rahra2483 4 года назад +17

      @m h it's rough turf because you want to have respect for what it means to people....culture thing!

  • @aftereverett
    @aftereverett 4 года назад +1050

    “Good skin care and reparations.”
    “I saw the article, I wrote it.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @wonderwinder1
      @wonderwinder1 4 года назад +3

      I know, right!!!!!?!!!??

    • @marias6583
      @marias6583 Год назад +1

      What article was she talking about?

  • @richcastle
    @richcastle 5 лет назад +1096

    When she was describing him, I thought of Granddad from the boondocks for some reason

  • @Shinyflubba
    @Shinyflubba 5 лет назад +619

    "I cant pressure wash the house withiu flashbacks" lol

  • @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams
    @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 5 лет назад +481

    Never seen her before but I am here for her.... post more clips! Laughed out loud and I haven't done that for a while.

  • @a.m.m.4592
    @a.m.m.4592 5 лет назад +465

    Her joke writing is really good.
    I need to check her out more.

    • @preedestined1
      @preedestined1 5 лет назад +1

      @@prakhar2098 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RI.........
      @RI......... 5 лет назад +2

      @@prakhar2098 close your ears😋

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 4 года назад +305

    “I’m sorry Mr. Calvin” 🤣 🤣

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 4 года назад +5

      Put some RESPECT on his name!😂

    • @TravioliRavioli
      @TravioliRavioli 4 года назад +4

      I thought she said "its the white thing to do" after that 😂😂😂

  • @envyrem
    @envyrem 5 лет назад +408

    This is the best standup I’ve seen in a while
    It flowed so well, and she wasn’t unnecessarily dramatic
    7 minutes went by so fast

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 4 года назад +1

      Wasn't it quick?? @Chris Eli

    • @cassieamaya9744
      @cassieamaya9744 4 года назад

      Wish it was the original comedian doing her own jokes. No shade....just saying!

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 4 года назад

      @@cassieamaya9744 It was...

    • @nathanaellovell7045
      @nathanaellovell7045 4 года назад +4

      @@cassieamaya9744 What would that be if not shade? You're literally saying that all of her jokes are stolen. I listen to a ton of comedy and I hadn't heard any of her material. Mind informing us who she ripped off?

  • @DeshaunD
    @DeshaunD 5 лет назад +181

    Can’t pressure wash the house without having a flashback 😆🤣😂😭

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 лет назад +2653

    "...combination of skincare and reparations, it's on Wikipedia..." 😅

    • @jaysonest95
      @jaysonest95 5 лет назад +162

      Paul Miner “... I wrote it” 😂 never heard of her but I love how she just slides the last part casually after every punchline

    • @Ctwosrer
      @Ctwosrer 5 лет назад +6

      Paul Miner 😂😂😂

    • @jasminjadore42
      @jasminjadore42 4 года назад +21

      @K B the good skin is the reparations.

    • @dscjmc6513
      @dscjmc6513 4 года назад +1

      What does reparations mean

    • @buddhafortune6166
      @buddhafortune6166 4 года назад

      Paul Miner I 💀

  • @notkerrystolcenberg
    @notkerrystolcenberg 5 лет назад +1298

    I actually had "scurvy" in college (it's just a vit C deficiency). Turns out you cannot live off ramen and cereal. Not for long anyway

    • @jideca
      @jideca 4 года назад +22

      Happens to me when I eat only junk food for too long

    • @msdaryllgirl
      @msdaryllgirl 4 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @christinamills1170
      @christinamills1170 4 года назад +15

      @@jideca How long do you only eat junk food?

    • @jideca
      @jideca 4 года назад +37

      @@christinamills1170 trust when you're in college, it can be 1-2weeks which is very bad😭

    • @Sumi2379
      @Sumi2379 4 года назад +16

      yougotservedyo lmaooo 😂

  • @cobress5325
    @cobress5325 4 года назад +183

    “I just wanna go to CVS like the rest of the hoes.” Lmao sis said that like they’re taking group trips to the pharmacy 😭.

  • @reasc2071
    @reasc2071 5 лет назад +500

    "I'm not gonna date someone who fought for my freedom!" LMAO. 🤣😂

  • @skinchen
    @skinchen 5 лет назад +775

    How was that nice integrated lunch you had today, did you get to sit at the counter LOL

    • @nrsimmons178
      @nrsimmons178 4 года назад +5

      Sorry, but you look so familiar to me...did you go through RTC Great Lakes summer of 2002?

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 4 года назад +1

      That was funny AF!! @Shannon Williams

  • @Kard9
    @Kard9 5 лет назад +408

    This is the smartest routine I've heard in a LOOONG time. Amazing!

    • @LB-gz3ke
      @LB-gz3ke 5 лет назад +15

      I agree. She mixes the levels of humor flawlessly. Apothecary vs CVS, skin care and reparations, I think the negative comments she is getting are people who can't keep up.

    • @BasedLink
      @BasedLink 5 лет назад

      @@LB-gz3ke sporadically inserting polysyllabic words into her routine does not make it any more intellectually rigorous. Moreover, smart does not equal funny and some of the jokes seemed to fall flat

    • @LB-gz3ke
      @LB-gz3ke 5 лет назад +15

      @@BasedLink Of course smart doesn't equal funny. I just happen to think her routine is both. As to the skincare/reparations joke, she is naming things white people don't seem to understand when it comes to African Americans.

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 лет назад +1

      ii kimochi if you want an “intellectually rigorous” joke, just listen to Jordan Peterson

    • @BasedLink
      @BasedLink 5 лет назад +1

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 very esoteric response to leave under a completely unrelated comedy video

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE8701 5 лет назад +218

    "I THOUGHT IT WAS A BILL FROM VERIZON BECAUSE IT WAS LARGE & I WAS OVERDUE!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂DECEASED!!!!🙅🏽‍♀️

  • @losbebeast8449
    @losbebeast8449 5 лет назад +151

    she was really funny, very clever with her jokes. really like the way she built her jokes then delivered the punch line, definitely want to see more of her stuff

  • @vegahimsa
    @vegahimsa 4 года назад +65

    This woman is BRILLIANT, her timing is wonderful

  • @kensebben1
    @kensebben1 5 лет назад +344

    she had me at "intergrated lunch"

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 5 лет назад +423

    "Because it was large and I was overdue" 💀👌🏾😉

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 лет назад +15

      Hilarious. Imma steal that one someday

    • @royalalchemist6939
      @royalalchemist6939 4 года назад +2

      She crushed it

    • @Tao-fp3yr
      @Tao-fp3yr 4 года назад +5

      I saw the it was large part coming, but overdue took it to another level.

    • @bororobo3805
      @bororobo3805 3 года назад

      Overdue in what sense?. Didn't get that part

  • @audreykoskei4072
    @audreykoskei4072 5 лет назад +847

    There's nobody who will judge you more than a man who doesn't drink.😂

    • @lmsytranscript
      @lmsytranscript 4 года назад +104

      Unless the person is a vegan!

    • @GhGh-ci8ld
      @GhGh-ci8ld 4 года назад +1

      Let Me See Your Transcript nope

    • @jame1398
      @jame1398 4 года назад +6

      @@lmsytranscript Usually when I meet a person like that I try to do the thing that they're doing for at least 2 weeks just to prove a point.

    • @Freespiritedqueen
      @Freespiritedqueen 4 года назад +15

      I prefer being with a man/guy who doesn't because I don't drink either. There are women who don't drink or don't want alcohol period. The company you keep, you know.

    • @april_dawn
      @april_dawn 4 года назад +3

      Let Me See Your Transcript Lort yes! 🙄😂

  • @BeGlamourlicious
    @BeGlamourlicious 5 лет назад +1289

    Why are black women always so extremely beautiful. Her hair, hair body, her voice everything is perfect.

    • @truebut3243
      @truebut3243 5 лет назад +15

      Not the hair and her body is average

    • @leeluv96
      @leeluv96 4 года назад +44

      I think she's pretty too but there is one thing about the jumpsuit that caused me to keep looking away.

    • @BeGlamourlicious
      @BeGlamourlicious 4 года назад +197

      Mr C she is beautiful to me.

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 4 года назад +53

      I've just been noticing the smooth voice,,I get you

    • @truebut3243
      @truebut3243 4 года назад +9

      @@BeGlamourlicious probably wouldn't be saying that about her natural hair whity 🤔🤔👀😂😂😂😂

  • @jadkiss827
    @jadkiss827 4 года назад +189

    Liked the older, man, civil-rights jokes "did you vote?", " did you eat at the counter, did you enjoy your integrated lunch?", "Your welcome" 😂

    • @ndo533
      @ndo533 4 года назад +2

      Integrated* 😂😂😂

    • @jadkiss827
      @jadkiss827 4 года назад +1

      Nd O 👍

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 4 года назад

      Loved and laughed at those!! @J Adkiss

  • @interestinginfo6765
    @interestinginfo6765 4 года назад +107

    “I can’t even pressure wash the house without a flashback...” Great original and SMART material Ms. Jackson! Looking forward to more of you!

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 4 года назад +48

    She hit it out of the park. Every joke was a home run.

  • @rogers5622
    @rogers5622 4 года назад +170

    Bless their hearts but the white friends usually try to set you up with most random black man😂

    • @pagethreemodel
      @pagethreemodel 4 года назад +25

      White women love playing matchmaker. It's hilarious.

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 4 года назад +10

      Or random white guys

    • @Mbuyiselo5
      @Mbuyiselo5 4 года назад +38

      White women, will try and set you up with the worst black guy around🤦🏾‍♀️ their logic is “but he’s black too”

    • @ColorMeIn
      @ColorMeIn 4 года назад +24

      Or just any black man because, well, they’re black. Interestingly enough that’s how I realize a lot of my white “friends” didn’t actually see me as a full person.

    • @anthonyp9591
      @anthonyp9591 4 года назад +4

      @@ColorMeIn maybe you need to be able to pick friends better then...

  • @alexandrianyalapendergrass7978
    @alexandrianyalapendergrass7978 4 года назад +43

    "I cant even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks" absolutely great line

  • @HiNinqi
    @HiNinqi 5 лет назад +106

    She definitely needs a 1hr special!!

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 5 лет назад +80

    I thought this set was gonna be about something totally different, she killed every joke!!!

  • @tcwarden758
    @tcwarden758 4 года назад +71

    I can’t even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks 😂

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 5 лет назад +114

    I love the woman!! Never seen her before, but she's got me hooked already!!

  • @michaelfrancismccarthy
    @michaelfrancismccarthy 5 лет назад +97

    You can tell she really honed this material

  • @y2kraye
    @y2kraye 4 года назад +20

    “I can’t power wash the house without getting flashbacks” LMAOOO THIS IS GOLD

  • @MissLlah
    @MissLlah 5 лет назад +93

    She’s on point because I really must Insist the younguns call me miss, it’s just respectful.

  • @LonjeMarie7
    @LonjeMarie7 4 года назад +18

    She’s GORGEOUS and funny! Good job Queen!

  • @joefernandez8008
    @joefernandez8008 4 года назад +18

    “F- you, quidditch is a game.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sothathappened
    @sothathappened 3 года назад +5

    i need so much more of mia in my life!

  • @akeelanobee27
    @akeelanobee27 4 года назад +58

    Drinking and watching Harry Potter sounds like I just found my plans for this weekend.

  • @warrenny
    @warrenny 5 лет назад +8

    She has great material and delivers it well. Definitely not the usual cut and paste sets

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 года назад +7

    'You're disrespectful' -😂 her delivery was on point.

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain 5 лет назад +92

    Her..liarious! 😂😂🤣 The Apothecary 😂😂

    • @endl1234
      @endl1234 5 лет назад +2

      Ok😂😂😂

  • @libertyjo6238
    @libertyjo6238 4 года назад +18

    She's frkn hysterical! "My eyes are brown and have hope" 🤣

  • @redpilling5575
    @redpilling5575 5 лет назад +60

    First joke I'm in tears
    Tell me less
    I have to use this in future

  • @jonathand.terrell3419
    @jonathand.terrell3419 3 года назад +1

    This lady has great delivery! She's beautiful and has great delivery of her material as well!

  • @KimateRichards
    @KimateRichards 5 лет назад +34

    Smartest comedy I’ve seen in a while

  • @sunflowerjones9581
    @sunflowerjones9581 4 года назад +11

    Witty, funny and just Brilliant. 💜 you killed it sis.

  • @dpugh7618
    @dpugh7618 4 года назад +3

    Intelligent. Humble. Self-aware. Confident. Timely. And so so funny. This woman is simply brilliant!

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 4 года назад +5

    I love her delivery. She just knows how to dish it out.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 5 лет назад +21

    Wow. Love snappy material with a worldview.
    Hope to see more of Mia.

  • @tranquility9325
    @tranquility9325 4 года назад +5

    Intellectual comedy, delivery on point, girl you GO with your bad self👍

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 5 лет назад +5

    She's one of my fave comedians. Such a natural!

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 лет назад +63

    My eyes are brown and have hope😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @dolomitefan1767
    @dolomitefan1767 3 года назад +7

    I damn near spit out my juice when she said “the apothecary”. 😂😂😂

  • @lauvonfr9222
    @lauvonfr9222 4 года назад +5

    First time seeing her, I will definitely be following this woman. Awesome how she gave everyone a history lesson with humor.

    • @nononsense5182
      @nononsense5182 4 года назад +2

      I felt the same, delivery kept up with the audience.
      She was informed about the content of the civil rights comments then blended them well into jokes.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 года назад +1

      Lauvon Fr not a history “lesson.” No one would’ve laughed if they didn’t already know the historical references.

  • @crys452
    @crys452 4 года назад +9

    "'because it was large and I was overdue" had me spitting out my water! She's my new fav.

  • @bibibrin5035
    @bibibrin5035 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for not yelling - great smart comedy! Love it! Thank you!🤩

  • @shantemahhaj6934
    @shantemahhaj6934 5 лет назад +39

    “Mr Calvin” and “scurvy” threeeeeew me😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 4 года назад +10

    She should work for the post office, because she delivered 🤪🤪

  • @kimberlyyoung458
    @kimberlyyoung458 4 года назад +43

    I don't want chlamydia, just in case one y'all be like I'll do it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @damitajo1045
    @damitajo1045 4 года назад +5

    I want more of this Mia Jackson!

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 5 лет назад +19

    THIS is my humor!! "...I can't even preasure wash the house without a flashback..." Lmao

  • @marcopolo2028
    @marcopolo2028 4 года назад +1

    Genius level of comedy. Every joke was written so well and the delivery was also very good.

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 4 года назад +40

    "how was that nice integrated lunch you had earlier today, did you sit at the counter... you're welcome."

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 4 года назад +12

    she said, "it's on wikipedia, I read the article, I wrote" she's funny as hell

  • @mrmagpie6684
    @mrmagpie6684 4 года назад +6

    2:40 "I can't even pressure wash the house without flashbacks" NOOOO LMAO

  • @joecapesius2887
    @joecapesius2887 3 года назад +2

    Nice bit, Mia. Keep up the good work!

  • @anothermike4825
    @anothermike4825 5 лет назад +35

    Brilliant! Standing O!

  • @patriciakavanagh6788
    @patriciakavanagh6788 4 года назад +2

    I have never heard of you, but I am definitely a new fan!

  • @admirableimage3049
    @admirableimage3049 4 года назад +26

    She gives me the Jazmine Sullivan vibes💣💥

  • @swaggalikechrist
    @swaggalikechrist 5 лет назад +19

    That pressure wash joke was so funny lol

  • @ronnieauer
    @ronnieauer 3 года назад +5

    "I don't want clemetia..I don't. I just don't want something so old that I gotta search in the forest for the antidote" HAD ME DYING

  • @DashInDallas
    @DashInDallas 5 лет назад +47

    This is what it sounds like when EVERYONE knows who they are coming to watch perform.

  • @em.n.emily7
    @em.n.emily7 3 года назад +4

    That one laugh in the audience hahah
    All I could hear was AAAAAAAAAAAAA😂

  • @TaWandaJoyner
    @TaWandaJoyner 5 лет назад +22

    The sad part is that I'm 47 & had scurvy when I was like 43. It's really just a Vitamin C deficiency. LMAO... This lady is funny & very intelligent❣

  • @mamabear_9074
    @mamabear_9074 4 года назад +9

    "My eyes are brown and have hope." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NeonAtary777
    @NeonAtary777 4 года назад

    Very very good. Clever and funny, the delevary is perfect. We need more.

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong 5 лет назад +16

    She nailed it. ♥️

  • @morganboutwell8231
    @morganboutwell8231 5 лет назад +5

    This was incredible

  • @TammyMacMac
    @TammyMacMac 4 года назад +7

    She opened up for Ali Siddiq when i saw him and had me in tears her whole act!

  • @Mystic26_HTTR
    @Mystic26_HTTR 4 года назад

    Wow. She is on point. So natural and smooth with her setup and jokes.

  • @lemonadeplayback1985
    @lemonadeplayback1985 3 года назад +3

    To the audience member that was cackling like a crow, I love you 💕

  • @ellie-tk4jy
    @ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад +1

    lol i love when she says 'it's fine, it's fine'.

  • @mikalwhoberry2775
    @mikalwhoberry2775 3 года назад +5

    Love her . Her humor flows like a river . I wanna watch Harry Potter with her.

  • @quimbycub1216
    @quimbycub1216 4 года назад +3

    “I can’t even pressure wash the house without having a flashback.” 😹

  • @JamesDavenport
    @JamesDavenport 4 года назад +8

    "his late 40s, or his early 60s" is an amazing joke

  • @gumiho8352
    @gumiho8352 4 года назад +1

    This woman is brilliant!!

  • @joshandabradford3144
    @joshandabradford3144 5 лет назад +6

    Her hair🔥🔥Great job Mia. Never heard of her before.

  • @mamawright156
    @mamawright156 4 года назад

    After this I am putting Mia Jackson in my youtube search box and indulging. She needs a netflix special or even a series please x

  • @timothywoodruff3865
    @timothywoodruff3865 3 года назад +3

    She said, "I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback.
    But, you gonna ask me about the dishes?!
    Hmm...a'ight. You're disrespectful."
    HIL-LAR-REE & OUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @fullmoon7.62
    @fullmoon7.62 5 лет назад +2

    Love seeing fresh comedians that funny

  • @DesireLevy227
    @DesireLevy227 5 лет назад +8

    She's hilarious! I was legit laughing through the whole vid

  • @Honeedew1LUV
    @Honeedew1LUV 3 года назад +1

    LOL! 'my eyes are brown and have hope'...that was good!