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If I see someone threatening my dog, going John Wick mode
*A dog.
I got so angry about the man touching her dog. And then the puppy break came and it restored my faith in humanity. Thank you Narrator.
The real killer about Belanciaga is that, when house inventor Cristobal Balenciaga ran the brand, they made some of the most exquisite women's gowns imaginable in Hollywood's golden age. They're a shitpost brand now, at this point.
I would honestly respect it if I thought for even a second that they were in fact self-aware and just trolling rich people, but they're genuinely sincere about this shit and that's what makes it so much worse.
That’s true
I actually saw the Balenciaga gallery in Atlanta Georgia at SCAD. Balenciaga used to be Couture meaning designed for the one specific person. It was not a mass production line and I found it absolutely stunning. I still have pictures and am inspired by Cristobal Balenciaga's original designs.
I've seen those vintage dresses and they were exquisite. But after 1978, they started getting more and more ridiculous in both style and price. Now, it's becoming more and more of a con game. They're selling a name. Gucci nearly fell for that, too, back in the 80s. But they recovered after the fumble and are now top tier. Louis Vuitton is lost in it's own sauce. I remember them doing a wrap for a Cadillac Seville decades ago. I thought it was a joke. Turns out I was the only one that got the joke because everyone with seven zeros in their bank book wanted one on their cars. I never thought a Bugatti Veyron would ever be ugly until it was wrapped in LV brown and gold.
@BearClawTN runway shows have just become a costume parade in all honesty. I took a fashion design course and my God! It was mind boggling how unrealistic some of the things designers do. I will say I absolutely love Mary Kate and Ashley's line The Row, it's very business casual/comfort it works for the office. I had assignments where we designed for different brands and for The Row I was inspired by Scotland with quality fabrics in mind.
17:59 I also have ADHD, and if I want to get words in without interrupting my family and friends, i literally raise my hand as if I’m asking a question at school, my parents notice, and they let me speak.
I do that too!
Me too
Facts
WTF i just interupt
I have severe ADHD, If I don’t raise my hand before speaking I will inevitably interrupt everyone without fail.
8:12 Tell the cops that his unprovoked and seemingly irrational aggression towards your dog gave you reason to fear you were next on his hit list.
Yuhp and make sure its in durka durka 🐫🐐 FkR lingo
It wasnt "irrational" it was religious, his religion hates dog. It's founder didnt his child wife knowing another man was sneaking in to raiI him so he banned dogs so they wouldnt alert her by barking.
@tarrantwolfthat same leader was also poisoned to death by a woman he wad about to rape after he killed her husband, brother, and father. Truly an idol of the ages...
What made it even worse is that she is a teenage girl
@tarrantwolf Imposing your religion on random strangers is still irrational, so the point stands. (Assuming it's in a country with freedom of religion.)
19:48 to be fair if that beef was aged by tibetan monks that shit is about to make you immortal XD
That's what I said too lol! 😂
that guy threatening the dog, thats the point id say fetch, and hes got an angry german shepard to deal with
Nah.. Cause then the dog can get put down. Ya don't fuck with my baby.. Or you get ME 😂 You don't have to worry about my dog, she's a scaredy cat and runs away if given the chance.. Behind me, of whom she knows from experience I would then protect her with everything fiber of my being and soul. You get like that dumbass did around MY baby? NAAAH you wanna see crazy mfer? Cause you just unlocked CRAZY. He'd have had his groin kicked them me on top of him beating the ever lovin shit out of him until he either stopped moving or someone pulled me off.
People seem to think they know crazy.. Until they actually see crazy. 😊
Chopper! Sic balls!
Hey Cap, didn’t expect to see you here
@WolfieParks Yeah I'd love to see you fight a grown man you delusional sket xD
or in stand by me. "Chopper, sick balls"
36:00 there's a bridge in my city that says "no vehicles over 8ft 8in in height" ....that bridge is called 'the ripper' because of how many trucks, trailers, semi-trucks & trailers, suvs with bikes mounted to the roof and U-hauls get destroyed by idiots trying to drive under it
The thing about the cake smashing, is that many times people don't want it. "Hey, I don't want my face in this cake. I don't want a cake smash." I have a strong feeling that man didn't want a cake smash to happen. Cake smashes can also be dangerous. Depending on the size of the cake, they may have dowels in them to keep them stable. A woman nearly lost her eye to a cake smashing.
I honestly think the man had every right to crash out the way he did
Never understood why people even do cake smashes. It's entertaining, sure, but fuck man. I grew up in a family that hand-made cakes for as long as I can remember. One of my Aunts was the undisputed Queen at it, literally the best cake decorater I've ever seen, and that wasn't even her job, she just loved to do it for celebrations.
So everytime I see a cake smash, I can't help but think about if we did that in my family. Shit man, not only would I be pissed, my entire family would be up in fucking arms.
Granted, store bought cakes are way different, I understand that. Just wanted to let it out, honestly, been building for a bit.
@KinglyTimesespecially wedding cake! The make up, dress, hair etc that cake shouldn’t get near it. Not to mention how much they cost. Plus if I make or buy it, why do those people now have the right to smash something you paid for.
Honestly it's a waste of good cake AND honestly completely unhygienic, why would I want to eat from a cake someone's nose was buried in?
i totally agree, and then saying the guy is childish for crashing out... nah the childish part is doing the fkin cake smash in the first place, grow up and stop playing with food. i wouldve done the same thing if it was me
Agreed, pretty sure he was like, "Okay, you're going to ruin MY day with MY cake, so I'm going to ruin everyone else's day with MY cake. Cake smashing is disrespectful AF to whomever had to pay for that cake. Cakes are NOT cheap anymore.
So we're all in agreement that if narrator goes to jail behind someone messing with Lindsey and the dogs, we're starting a bail go fund me.
*man threatens dog*
CALL JOHN WICK
Narrator Wick has entered the chat
nah nah. you threaten my dog, you'll WISH i called Baba Yaga on you
Okay so..not really defending. But from the look of the surroundings(and the guy saying yala that means go faster in arabic). It might be a place where theyre really muslim like egypt where they think dogs are dirty and such (Again not defending just giving a bit of possible context) so they aint like dogs. Expecially the ones who are really muslim. But fair for everybody to hate on him for the threat on the dog.
The dude, trying to hit the dog would be eating his meals through a straw after that.
He wouldn't be eating after that.
Nothing like a doggie break to calm a person down
Yup doggie breaks are the best for calming down
best part of the video.
Nah, Scooby snacks
21:17 Narrator? My friend? Buddy?… The dark humor joke that ur referring to…. Are you pulling a Mully my friend?😏😂
Someone @ sleepymully lmao
"I needed to not get angry at the internet for a bit."
An unskippable ad plays right after that.
Most infuriating thing to have happen at any time
I was angry before I even clicked. The "loose" instead of "lose", lol
@MzSneakySneakyfr
@MzSneakySneaky heez loosening the nooze
*> "An unskippable ad plays right after that."*
Every ad on the internet is an ad for uBlock Origin.
If you haven't installed it yet, you deserve whatever malware and keyloggers those ads install.
9:00 my first time seeing his dogs. already love them
3:00 I'm not even mad. This just proves there's big money to be made scamming dumb rich people.
17:42 I tend to wait patiently for a gap in the conversation to say my part, but then the topic changes before I get a chance...
9:30 can we just have a video were narrator plays with his dogs and random dad jokes
You right there
You know what the people want
I NEED a vid that is just narrator playing with his dogs
@assassincheese0I will fight for the people
@Drakedragonknighti shall stand with you and fight
@assassincheese0 tag him and ask
NARRATOR MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS IDEA
0:51 I made this in kindergarten bro, they stealing my idea😭
8:53 Assault charges be dammed, if someone did that shit to my aunt's dog, they'd be kissing the ground with bloody lips
Honestly, I don't have a dog, but if I saw someone even threaten someone else's dog like that guy did, I agree, assault charges be damned.
I won’t just hurt that person, they would never find the body
Amen bro
I would make it slow and very very painful no one threatens to kill an innocent animal for no reason without facing death
Oh you don’t know what type of dog this is? Well this is a German shepherd with a bite force of around 250 psi (thats a fridge resting on an square cm) and Guess what happens if I say a certain word
13:43 As someone who had worked retail, I can readily say this is one of the lesser egregious returns I’ve witnessed. 😂
I avoid confrontation when I can, I've always had horrible social anxiety but threaten my animals and I will fight you. Years ago my cousin and her husband came over to visit, my dog was out in the yard and I told the kids not to run in the yard because it would make my dog run along with them and he's a big dog. My little cousins ran, my dog tried to join in but tripped my cousins daughter who was two years old so she cried when my dog tripped her. She cried and my dog came over with a bowed head and checking on her, my cousin's husband was mad and raised his hand. I told him if he hit my dog I'll hit him. I said exactly, "I like you, but don't ever raise a hand to my dog because I will fuck you up if you hit my dog. He didn't trip your kid on purpose and he's saying sorry by coming back and checking on her." He was a great dog. My kids and I miss him dearly, and even my cousin's daughter - the one he tripped - got close to him and missed him enough to ask for a vile of his ashes after he died. She still has that little container of his ashes, 10 years after his death.
Someone hits my dogs and they will end up like any of the players that lost all their marbles family members included.
I was folding clothes when I hear horsehair underwear and I had to come over and look at that shit
No only was it the dude getting as close as he did and touching the dog, he was rummaging in his pockets as he was doing it after threatening the dog. Quite a valid reason to take that guy out
If he had done that to me his brains would have been spread across the pavement!!
I would have pulled a Vader and executed that guy just for the threat and just like Vader did with Needa that guys entire family line will know the definition of suffering.
@gwylimherbert8848 you say that but it would never happen gango
Im pretty sure that girl is a minor too
@Jakobean_74 If I so much as saw that situation I would introduce the guys head to the pavement. Yo do not threaten to kill someones dog and then touch said dog while digging your pockets.
08:22 a threat has been made, it is now self defence. Frakk his shiitake up.
7:40 facts. Fellow Veteran here; also raised German Shepherds in my youth when I wasn’t helping my dad butcher meat. Do not threaten my animal.
i dont have a dog but if somebody touches my cats i will John wick look like tea party whit no second toughts.
9:13 I haven't seen her since the unboxing video with Eddie back when she was a little puppy
7:45 valid reaction, once you adopt a pet, they're family now
Edit: 8:13 thats when you unconceal the concealed firearm
9:18 Puppy makes everything better.
9:16 Willow looks like a wolf and I love her.
That first segment just screams "The Emporer's New Clothes."😂 except the child who points it out is promptly executed😂
The luxury items at the beginning I think is Rage bait.
some of it I think is AI rage pay.
8:21 oh yeah, if someone did that to my dog well I guess I’m going to jail with you😂
9:14 My brain going "Oh my goodness such a pretty baby!" and straight after 9:38 immediately I spoke out loud "OMG YOU HAVE A PITTY BABYY HE SO HANDSOME!" and that is a well-deserved doggie break
24:30 this is so common it has a name. It’s called the threshold effect. Your brain subconsciously forgets things it’s decided is unimportant when you enter a new area. Sometimes though your brain is stupid and forgets important things too.
😂 I thought it was just called a brain fart?
I call it a brain fart
Maybe, but if your first response is to stop directly in front of the door, you're a moron and I WILL push your dumb ass out of the way.
That is the common name for it. Well.... The used name, if nothing else.
I get that a lot too, but then I MOVE OUT OF THE WAY and stand to the side so other people can get around me
8:10 unless that man has a death wish for himself I wouldn’t suggest threatening to kill someones dog in todays time
I work in a grocery store, nothing annoys and pisses me off more than customers, and other Employees not paying attention to their surroundings or just not giving a shit if you are coming through with a U-boat of something. The ones that really piss me off are the ones that look at you and continue to stay in the way. Also as I work in Produce, there are customers that can take 5-10 minutes trying to decide on an item, the Item that I happen to be waiting to load more of behind them when they are done.
7:35 you hit my dog, you die. Idgaf what issues you have. That's BEFORE threatening me, my pet, my family, or anything.
Animals>people.
Also, those puppies are adorable.
Gimme. >_
11:00 I am hitting the gas. i am going full throttle. My hands will no longer be on the wheel. This car will be going infinity and BEYOND.
9:26 no thoughts, head hollow. Brain on vacation, never to return. Best dog 10/10
8:35 time for a new crusade
I will join your crusade
Yalla …. Yalla….. avocado snack bar….
You know they try to ban dogs in the UK….
@A@A@Ateezwooyounghat didnt look like it was in the UK. But I could be wrong. The lady didn’t sound like she had a british/english accent. Also why are they trying to ban dogs in the UK? That dog (albeit only one dog) looked well trained. As long as people train them abd treat the dogs well, I don’t see why anyone should be afraid of a dog…
@Ath3na-yr8tmthe Islamic religion hates dogs and deems them to be "unclean" or "impure" or something along those lines and the government over there seems to love bowing and scraping to those people regardless of how it might negatively affect their own citizens.
33:40 Ironically, the banana-duct-taped-to-a-wall thing was meant to critique the entire "contemporary art" scene, being all "look how ridiculous this all is". Meaning that the fact that everyone thinks its ridiculous is kinda the point and, arguably, makes it an actually effective piece of contemporary art.
Yeah, I was wondering because that's what I thought too when I saw that.
Design is cool price is absurd 6:23
9:09
That is the cutest fucking creature I’ve ever seen in my life
8:47 SOMEBODY CALL 911 SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GO TO HELL
I worked for a seasonal Ice carving exhibit and the amount of grown men...that would TOUCH THE ICE after a speaker gave the dont touch speech, and employees say dont do it, is insane. I had more issues with grown men than children 💀
I’d like to say a quote from Ron white. “You can’t fix stupid”
But you can get rid of it by getting rid of the person
18:43 This made me think of something that happened 2 days ago, so I have auDHD, and we were in gym class, so I was walking around the gym with my friends, and they were having a talking about smth I knew nothing about, so I stayed out of it, and there was this like 45 second pause in the conversation, ao I tried to say sometjing and the they go "Why would you interupt our conversation for something so useless?" Oh my bad, I didn't realize it was still going after a FULL MINUTE OF SILENCE. So I just walked away and walked by myself for the rest of the hour long class
Theyre not friends
7:45 please, I know people say they don't wanna carry it for a number of reasons but hear me out ... Buy. Pepper. Spray! NEVER let someone who attempts to/mimes hitting your animal get THAT close to you. Protect yourself and your pet!
To add: my comment about using pepper spray is 100% pointed at disabilities or impairments that would make carrying, holding, or firing a weapon difficult and increase danger to yourself. Yes I know you can spray yourself with pepper spray, but I'd rather that than putting a bullet in myself or a bystander because I missed or dropped the gun. 🤷
Also conceal carry a firearm.
@bossladycox2505 I mainly recommend pepper spray because it's easily accessible and can be used by those with disabilities. Hand tremors may have lowered my aim with a firearm but they don't stop me from pepper "spraying and praying". 😂
@floatielle2.06I’m pretty sure he’s going to stop doing whatever he’s doing regardless of where you shoot him.
@floatielle2.06you can also easily spray yourself, it even happened to cops or the wind blows the shit in your face. A bullet usually goes only one way.
@bossladycox2505you don’t even have to shoot him, he is a coward and would ran away the moment you pull out the gun.
8:11 that made me physically sit up in my seat and crack my knuckles. You threaten my dog we scrappin.
Crazy how we live in a timeline where you can either LARP as homeless via Balenciaga or have 1-2 years of rent/mortgage
For the cake thing- it’s mostly because the family member wants to ruin the cake for you. So we get tired of saying “stop it- I don’t like that” cause they never listen. So if they want to ruin the cake for us, then we ruin the cake for everyone else, or at least for the person that refuses to stop doing that to us. It is well known that people pushing other people’s faces into cakes are doing it with ill intentions.
Floofy girl and good boy, exactly the kind of dogs the wholesome narrator would have
9:12 I HAVE NEVER SEEN NARRATORS DOG BEFORE OH MA GAH DAT PUPPY MAN
I Love how Narrator took a break with the puppers when he saw someone trying to put another pupper in danger ❤
36:16 well you're not going to have a day of cycling if you ignore that sign and go around that truck...
It is the Derelicte collection from Zoolander.
Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary.
16:24 No no, your face-plant is now their piece. Hair and all.
The dog break was the best part...
That dude making the throat-slitting motion must have been showing where to aim.
Try that with me and my pooch, I'll happily oblige.
When I adopted this dog, I knew from day one that I'd die for his furry ass, so you can bet I'd end a man over that gesture.
Also, Narrator's boy and mine look like they could be twins.
I will always KNOW that there is a difference between a painting and a paint swatch.
Fluffy dog onscreen = instant like
=^x^=
the aggressive guy... he would have been ten toes up and begging for tylenol the second he touched my dog.
The weird guy in white is straight up stalking... And worse.
27:09 that's a former south african president during a state of the nation address
4:22 did narrator just do girl math😂
"This is the Balenciaga Homeless Outfit and Shoes, Priced so high you might actually become homeless after this grand purchase"
35:41 Just like where I live, there are orange pieces of paper on both the main door and emergency exit door, the main door sign says "do not put anything in the doorway to prevent door from closing" and people still put the rug in the door because they are too lazy to grab their key, and the one on the emergency exit door says "emergency exit only, alarm will sound" and people still use that door when there is no emergency because they are too lazy to walk down steps
The puppy break was 100% necessary, thank you.
100% the dog one set me off too. As soon as he acted like he was going to hit the dog he would have been biting the curb.
I'm at 9:49. The dog clip got me. I don't even know if I can finish this video.
8:15 he spoke turkish. He's only gonna come back with 5more guys, after you'd need to smack him to defend yourself.
Thumbs Up immediately for the fur babies!!! ❤❤❤
15:40 that is the appropriate response when someone tries to pull the smash your face into the cake thing. Everyone does it, no one gets cake, people will eventually come down on the people that ruin it for others and face smash thing will stop.
@ 7:25 I almost swung at my phone before remembering it's just a video
The guy seems like he has some.mental issues. He walks to her face goes shhhhh and goes to hit a dog
@earthrocker48I think it's because his religion hates dogs and thinks they're "unclean" or something like that, I don't know but I definitely don't fw anyone who hates mankind's best friend. Dogs sense evil, evil hates dogs.
9:42 at this moment I gotta say, I need to find a place to live that isn't a warming house, shelter or motel for my wife & I, & we gotta get us a Nanny Dog. I love those adorable goobers so much. And willow is such a big hairy angel of a pupper.
7:57 the language he spoke says everything i need to know
Ya well these people need to watch John wick because while we may not be bad asses, we will f*** your day up if you mess with are pets and sovereign laws won’t protect you from this justice
Yup, no reasoning with 'em at that point
33:46 that is Tardis blue and is owned by the BBC and if it is not then it is so similar that it is indistinguishable to me
YAY!!! 9:25 CUTE DOOOOOOGS!!!
Finally caught a video just 2 mins after it dropped!!
As a Canadian paramedic, if you’re the reason a dog is dead….there’s no dashcams in our ambulances for a reason…..you won’t be alive when we get to the ER…..
To your story of the person trying to return a 6 month old item, I got ya beat. I was head cashier/customer service and honestly interactions like that are far too common. The most absurd, though, is when I spent probably 30 to 45 minutes with a guy trying to get a guy to understand why I can't return something he bought 10 YEARS AGO!!!
I have high functioning adhd and I do have problems with impatience, but I’ve learned to control it better just so I don’t interrupt.
brother, as a fellow vet, i'm with you. i create rage like an engine creates fumes. i have no patience left after my time in service. that being said, watching you getting angry instead of me gave me some MUCH NEEDED LAUGHS....carry on
I wasn't in the military service or anything, but I've honestly learned that if I have certain people that are extremely tolerable around me, it makes my patients more easy to manage. You know, I'm not a violent person, but I will admit my anger is very quick to ignite, but it's also pretty quick to extinguish too. You can say I go with the emotions, but the way I look at it is, I'm not bottling s*** up. Of course.
I try to keep it appropriate, but Hey, that's not always possible. But you know, having certain people around in my case, having my niece with me, I'm always more composed when my little niece is near me, because I want her to see a good guy to know what it is to keep a control of your emotions in any situation, I don't want her to grow up. You know, like a lot of other people. I want her to grow up to know, you know how to control herself, that it, it's okay to feel this way, which is what you do with it that matters. So whenever I'm near her, I've noticed that I don't get as upset as quick. Yes, I get mad or I'm upset, but II it's easier for me to control it. Sorry about the rant, but I just figured you know, do you have a little bit of hell on wheels with anger management. Certain things can help you keep more composed. Which I mean , if you were in the military service , i'm pretty sure you've learnt that already😅
That guy threatening to kill the dog would have a broken nose and be in a bush striped of all the things he has if he tried to get anywhere near me. I don’t say this lightly and I’m not sorry for anyone who has been beat up who hurt peoples pets.
This just makes me think about the kids in the hall walking as slow as possible talking to their friend, randomly stopping, and kids grouping up.. not moving.. blocking the entire hall
Those guys look like they were never punched in the face before, or were not punched hard enough for their brains to reset.
Oh i just barged by them
20:45 AHHHHH! YOUR GETTING CANCELED. *not narrator but this person with the rake!*
0:30 I find this sad but also means my closest is full of fancy clothes worth millions. 😂
9:07
I’m dying inside! This is so precious! Why have I never seen this pupper before?!
Ssooo stinking cute! Absolutely adorable!
that guy threatening the dog... yeah the dog would be the least of his worries. no way in hell he would have gotten away with that ..
Everyone has probably heard about the atrocities committed in the German camps of WW2 but what I am capable of doing to a person like that guy would make those places look like a Disney vacation.
The one with the dog mad me angry as a dog owner
It made me mad as a cat owner.
@fredk.2001I dont know if cats are haram
The dog break was a great addition that I hope we get more during these kinds of videos.
I took the paws break to give my cat some pets while thinking about how if someone tries to hurt the little furball, they'll end up on a shirt
I involuntarily broke into baby noises when I saw the dog. They are CUTE. I can see the wolf in willow.
Damn you for making me wish I had a dog again, but also props for having two very happy dogs. :D
Just remember, the customer service worker can't "be rude", but I FKG CAN.
I work in retail and when customers like you get on those idiots because we can't let me just say we thank you silently.
Be good to doggos, they deserve the best. Kitties too!
Same type of shit in school, people just stand in the middle of the hallway and talk 10:41
It’s the most fckn annoying thing in the world bro. Like if u wanna talk, get to the side!
@Ath3na-yr8tm When I was in school I just didn't care so I just shoved through them and moved on.
The look you had when you heard the price of that black plastic Balenciaga bag, is how i feel when you force your laughing !?.
Those "fashion" items are deep into Poe's Law territory.
Wait...those are just a joke for the video and not real things and prices....right? Right?
21:30
Your glasses
Turboflex glasses
Yeah! 🤣