Only DSP could struggle so much at an easy final boss in a kids game where you're constantly being told what to do. I figured that shit out on my 2nd attempt when I was 11.
"Don't fall behind if you want to keep from falling off the road!" *stops to spin dash* ... ... ... He's...not this stupid right? He can't be. No one is that stupid that they don't put 'falling platform' and 'need to keep running' together. Please, this is an act to get more views. It has to be.
1:11:27 - 1:11:33: "I was about to press A, but a homing fucking fireball hits me" Allow me to translate what Phil should've said instead. You know, if he wasn't such a pride filled manchild: "I'm too fucking slow, so a fireball hit me."
Came back to see if the singing being unbearable was my age or if it was as bad as I remember.... It's as bad as I remember, I can't finish this video.
I went into this video saying "Oh how bad can this be? I mean it's Sonic Generations, the game that S-Ranks you for the longest time ever." I came out saying "Why."
Attempts to use boost to reach launcher rings. Doesn't aim, drowns to death. Attempts 4 more times with predictable results. "This game's broken". Also, haven't played a game since SA2. Can't recognize the truck or GUN. Can recognize Blaze instantly.
When DSP is trying to be all happy and singing, he's more annoying than scraping the bottom of a plastic container with a spoon. Tho as soon as he starts having trouble with this game, he changes his tune very quickly. LOL
This proves my theory that the people who dislike modern Sonic only hate it because they suck like this guy. Then again he sucks at playing the 2D sections as well lol.
Jesus christ, this is just so painful to watch. I would honestly rather watch all of Game Grumps Sonic playthroughs then watch DarkSydePhil play this game. Not even Game Grumps Sonic Adventure playthrough put me in this much pain, I would actually prefer going back and finish watching their Knuckles Campaign and watch Amy's and Gamma's as well. How does this man have fans? He reminds me of some of the boys I go to high school with. Jesus.
Didn't make it past minute and two seconds. I just realized he would be fucking singing annoyingly pretty much the entire playthrough and I just...don't want to hear it. So fuck it.
DarkSydePhill is becoming the scapegoat of the internet. lol Am I defending him? Hells no! I'm just impressed that I only see this "How don't play" videos featuring his gameplays.
@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 They really aren’t that bad if I’m going to be honest, especially when Jontron, was still on there since he’s really good at video games, but Arin, and Dan, are definitely better then Phil.
So my video crashed after only 80 seconds. But those 80 seconds were all I needed. NTom64 was completely and totally right about this guy. Watching him play gives me a headache. I play Generations better on the PC with a keyboard! (I've got every Red Ring, completed all 90 side missions, and S or A-Ranked every Main stage,Boss, and Rival Fight except Modern Crisis City and Hard Mode for the Egg Dragoon.)
its funny because all he did was hold right and jump every so often and he still got fucked because sega finally realized that sonic isn't all about going fast
I would say that Sonic Forces would be more up Phil’s alley if he‘s finding Generations too hard whilst blaming everything but himself, but there’s just no hope for him when it comes to platformers and video games in general.
So this is like one of those obnoxious people that sit next to you at the movie theater. Singing along to music, cracking awful jokes, burping constantly, going "what's that? Where is he? What happened?" and taking up your armrest with all the drinks and snacks he bought.
I always loved in his videos how he'll start off all happy and super excited. Then halfway through he'll start flippin' tables and shit and saying the whole game is fucking stupid.
1:45 When Chuggaaconroy sang Vim Factory's music in his Mario and Luigi Partners in Time LP, he admitted that he wasn't even remotely close but he was still closer and way less forced than any time DSP sang anything and he even ruined the victory jingle!!! 4:30 Can he STOP??? 7:04 Ok I love the remixes in this game and the 3DS version as much as the next guy but I swear he reacted so obnoxiously to them!! 10:20 Ewww!!! 16:41 He shouldn't have drank that before recording the parts or totally disregarded Jason Griffith and shat on Sonic Unleashed. 20:19 Quick Step is a foreign concept to him. 22:54 He died by attempting to spindash twice. 29:30 Biggest burp so far and he acts like he didn't just burp in basically public and his singing is starting to sound a bit funny honestly, omg 34:42 Sounds like he's reacting to something unfair 36:53 Ok that's pretty funny ngl 49:07 and 50:16 Idiotic clown can't move Sonic towards the rings AT ALL 51:22 He clearly doesn't get the point of TIMED ENEMIES or boosting or JUMPING IN TIME to prevent drowning, he literally made Sonic jog into the water LOL 53:08 Skinny platform = weird and buggy 59:10 Splish splash, his opinion is trash! 1:00:47 Nah, just the main theme of the game 1:04:22 He has to wait for the fucking reticle! 1:05:59 NOT HOW IT GOES, HE'S A FREAKING TROGLODYTE 1:08:31 His reactions are too delayed for any game!!!! 1:10:37 What a reckless move lol 1:15:37 "There was no room for Classic Sonic on the platform with the 1-Up, that's cheap! *crying pig noises"* 1:17:05 Hahaha!! 1:20:00 It made no sense that he actually thought he made it through that. 1:37:20 Drugs? I guess that's understandable. Lobotomy?? Why the fuck did he have to take it there?! 1:38:53 Right on the spike hazard, yes. 1:41:07 Psycho Cut-esque attack hit him 1:54:50 THE GAME EXPLAINS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, HOW DOES HE NOT NOTICE?! DEAR *GOD,* he's fucking unbelievable!!! 1:55:50 *WHAAAAAAAT????!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT- yeah he's been rage baiting with every single game he has ever played and he's doing it to this day, he's literally the master of greed and rage baiting.* 2:04:48 Let's listen = Bad singing with dumb slapping noises
Well, It can't be that bad! *Gets hit by the first enemy* Well... Ok, beginner... *8:42** - Goes out of the platform* Umm... ok? *9:20* ... WHY YOU CAN'T STAND ON A FLIPPIN' *PLATFORM?*
He should play a turn-based JRPG. Preferably Persona 3, so that we can see him get hit by an attack that does 9999 damage over and over on a certain secret boss. Let's see who he'll blame then :P
I haven't even watched this video and looked at the comments and saw your comment, What kind of dumb F̡̜͉͈̦̅̏̅̈́̏͊̀͞Ú̶̡̡͍͔͚͉̱͈͙͔͈̉͗ͨͯͫ͡C̢̡̘̬̺̱͉̥̝͓̪̭̩̗̟̜͚̿́̿ͯ̒͋͛ͤ̿͢K̡̩̮͍͍̮̝͕̣̖͙̮̹̭̗̮͈̩̆ͭ̿ͯͫ is DSP?
"Boss we stole from a shitty game we made last year" - but the giant egg-bot was from the second Sonic game ever... Jesus, and I thought I got autistic over Sonic games.
Today is the *11* year anniversary of when "This is how you DON'T play Sonic Generations" was uploaded! It's amazing how he hasn't improved at all since then. 🤓➡️😆
So here I am thinking: How does one possibly ruin Sonic Generations? And then he starts singing. That cringe-worthy singing. Among his usual act, of course.
It's the best I can do with a recording that was done through a camcorder, and this is probably my fault for saving the video twice, mostly due to the fact I wanted to make sure I wouldn't delete the video.
+Starnana Guy This is easily one of his worst LPs. He clearly has nothing to say for the bulk of the game, so he just resorts to making noises and singing vulgar songs.
A force of recent habit, before I made the video I had them disabled because I got tired of random dislikes without feedback, I should probably enable them for this video shouldn't I?
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Ran into the first enemy of the game....couldn't bring myself to watch any more
Wow,,,still old Phil...
Jesus christ. Does DSP realize he's not funny when he's singing? Or talking? Or being alive?
Brutal 😂
"Oh cmon I didn't know what I was doing"...pretty much sums up him playing videogames.
One of the easier games in a series known for being relatively easy and he still manages to fuck up.
1:37 imagine if he said it it his daughter Lol
This raises the question: How godawful do you need to be to score under a B rank in this game?
ChaoticDarkShadow trying to get all a ranks in sa2 is hard as fuck
Or play the PC version with a slow rig like me.
*cough* *cough* Unleashed S rank *cough* *cough*
Why would he be expecting Jaleel White to voice Sonic in this game? This isn't the 90s, you know.
"sweet we're going to have a cool Sonic medley of some songs like they always do, lets listen" (proceeds to ruin it with stupid singing & clapping)..
STOP
SINGING
STOP RUINING SONIC MUSIC, It's the one thing about the entire franchise that has remained consistently good!
He actually can sing pretty well when there's actual lyrics. When he adds his own lyrics that's when he needs to stop.
randomfox
Wrong.
*i ‘ m f u c k i n g s o n i c*
sonic chronicles music moment
Frontiers music was mid
Dude's like a vile, burping, abandoned trained seal with ADHD.
Only DSP could struggle so much at an easy final boss in a kids game where you're constantly being told what to do. I figured that shit out on my 2nd attempt when I was 11.
"Don't fall behind if you want to keep from falling off the road!"
*stops to spin dash*
...
...
...
He's...not this stupid right? He can't be. No one is that stupid that they don't put 'falling platform' and 'need to keep running' together. Please, this is an act to get more views. It has to be.
Alternate title: This is how you DON'T commentate on a video game
I take it he hasn't played a Sonic game since the 90's? *Facepalm*
The police just called by, they heard someone was murdering Open Your Heart.
Turns out he got convicted for "Escape for the City" and his rape of it.
Spot the guy who's never played Sonic Adventure 2.
1:11:27 - 1:11:33: "I was about to press A, but a homing fucking fireball hits me"
Allow me to translate what Phil should've said instead. You know, if he wasn't such a pride filled manchild: "I'm too fucking slow, so a fireball hit me."
"I don't need your help!"
Immediately gets hit by a badnik.
It's a good thing he laughs at his own jokes, because no one else does.
This was back when i actually had a sense of humor and my rage was more realistic.
No, really though, is recording this with a camera pointed at the TV? If so, How the fuck is he partnered with Machinima?
Lot's and lot's of gullible sheep, that's all I'm going to say.
That's... a really good question. There are much better channels out there and he managed to get partnered. What kinda black magic did he use?
***** From what I heard, it's almost like he plays games... to have fun.
LOL, that always makes me laugh. It's so bullshit.
He's adopted direct capture now...
he plays for the money now.
Came back to see if the singing being unbearable was my age or if it was as bad as I remember....
It's as bad as I remember, I can't finish this video.
I went into this video saying "Oh how bad can this be? I mean it's Sonic Generations, the game that S-Ranks you for the longest time ever."
I came out saying "Why."
Attempts to use boost to reach launcher rings.
Doesn't aim, drowns to death.
Attempts 4 more times with predictable results.
"This game's broken".
Also, haven't played a game since SA2. Can't recognize the truck or GUN.
Can recognize Blaze instantly.
"Trust your feelings got to live and learn!" (phil dies exactly after) so much for him living and learning
"sonic doesn't like her in this one" me: facepalm!
+rockin lobster me: Same *Facepalm*
*looks at Amy*
"Look at those luscious hedgehog lips"
Is he actually a furry?
Hopefully no, as it would be an insult to every single furry ever.
Yes
2:08:10
2:09:55
This mf did not just insult Sonic Heroes and Sonic Unleashed. 💀
Just be glad he’s never touched either of them. He’d lose his shit because of how hard they are
Can't handle the singing. He's such a child.
Apparently every game in existence is too "bugged out"
Out of morbid curiousity, I just had to watch this to figure out how Phil could possibly screw up in a game that plays itself.
Morb
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When DSP is trying to be all happy and singing, he's more annoying than scraping the bottom of a plastic container with a spoon. Tho as soon as he starts having trouble with this game, he changes his tune very quickly. LOL
I still can't understand how someone could be so terrible at the easiest Sonic game ever.
It's only the easiest because Sonic Adventure controls like shit and for some reason lets you clip into anything without even trying
Viewtiful Z Only issue I had with Sonic Adventure was that stupid jungle part where you had to find the two statues.
"I had no problems with it. Therefore no one had problems with it"
It's genuinely painful watching this. Is this seriously the visual quality of the original upload?
Yep it is.
*****
Wow. Just wow. How the hell Machinima took this guy seriously just baffles me.
Kecu him and pandalee im still wondering if machinima did it as a joke
This proves my theory that the people who dislike modern Sonic only hate it because they suck like this guy. Then again he sucks at playing the 2D sections as well lol.
Jesus christ, this is just so painful to watch. I would honestly rather watch all of Game Grumps Sonic playthroughs then watch DarkSydePhil play this game. Not even Game Grumps Sonic Adventure playthrough put me in this much pain, I would actually prefer going back and finish watching their Knuckles Campaign and watch Amy's and Gamma's as well.
How does this man have fans? He reminds me of some of the boys I go to high school with.
Jesus.
This guy makes modern Arin look like Arin in his prime
"Game is so buggy" boost in the air where he can't control Sonic and he shouldnt do it.
Take a shot every time he blames user error on the game. See how long it takes until you die from alcohol poisoning.
Did he just describe a 12 year old hedgehogs lips as luscious
57:24 did he just smash his controller on the cream mission?!
1:47:44 - He's saying that like he just figured out the why this game exists....
3 minutes to complete Green Hill...I'm actually disgusted...
8:08 reminds me of Phil when he's older minus the flute.
Basically: DSP is fucking terrible at Sonic, blames game for problems that are his own damn fault.
Didn't make it past minute and two seconds. I just realized he would be fucking singing annoyingly pretty much the entire playthrough and I just...don't want to hear it. So fuck it.
This image & audio quality is horrendous. You know this is gonna be a good tihydp lol.
DSP is the man. Gets everyone talking.
Watching Sonichu dance in the beginning of the video doesn't inspire much confidence on the rest of the video :c
By far one of his most annoying let's play yet.
DarkSydePhill is becoming the scapegoat of the internet. lol
Am I defending him? Hells no! I'm just impressed that I only see this "How don't play" videos featuring his gameplays.
There are some with Game Grumps gameplay.
@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 They really aren’t that bad if I’m going to be honest, especially when Jontron, was still on there since he’s really good at video games, but Arin, and Dan, are definitely better then Phil.
I can't finish this. DSP's singing is killing me.
I think dsp's reflexes are bugged.
I beat this game when I was like 9 or 10 and I can still beat it to this day lol this is just embarrassing
3:13 I have NEVER seen someone take 3 minutes and 36 seconds in Green Hill Zone
Bugged Speed Mechanics
DSP: Nothing I could do.
He wasted 2 hours of my time.Thank you man,now he must pay>(
To be fair, the final boss WAS kinda terrible, so that one actually wasn't his fault.
The rest of this, though...yeah, that was painful to watch...
So my video crashed after only 80 seconds. But those 80 seconds were all I needed. NTom64 was completely and totally right about this guy. Watching him play gives me a headache. I play Generations better on the PC with a keyboard! (I've got every Red Ring, completed all 90 side missions, and S or A-Ranked every Main stage,Boss, and Rival Fight except Modern Crisis City and Hard Mode for the Egg Dragoon.)
0:59 This is so funny
its funny because all he did was hold right and jump every so often and he still got fucked because sega finally realized that sonic isn't all about going fast
I would say that Sonic Forces would be more up Phil’s alley if he‘s finding Generations too hard whilst blaming everything but himself, but there’s just no hope for him when it comes to platformers and video games in general.
So this is like one of those obnoxious people that sit next to you at the movie theater. Singing along to music, cracking awful jokes, burping constantly, going "what's that? Where is he? What happened?" and taking up your armrest with all the drinks and snacks he bought.
I always loved in his videos how he'll start off all happy and super excited. Then halfway through he'll start flippin' tables and shit and saying the whole game is fucking stupid.
That mmm he does, just makes me feel super uncomfortable
I had no idea there were ranks lower than S in this easy ass game. Jesus Christ, Phil.
how do you spend 14 minutes on planet wisp
You know youre in for a good time when theres an hour left and only Planet Wisp to go lol
1:45 When Chuggaaconroy sang Vim Factory's music in his Mario and Luigi Partners in Time LP, he admitted that he wasn't even remotely close but he was still closer and way less forced than any time DSP sang anything and he even ruined the victory jingle!!! 4:30 Can he STOP??? 7:04 Ok I love the remixes in this game and the 3DS version as much as the next guy but I swear he reacted so obnoxiously to them!! 10:20 Ewww!!! 16:41 He shouldn't have drank that before recording the parts or totally disregarded Jason Griffith and shat on Sonic Unleashed. 20:19 Quick Step is a foreign concept to him. 22:54 He died by attempting to spindash twice. 29:30 Biggest burp so far and he acts like he didn't just burp in basically public and his singing is starting to sound a bit funny honestly, omg 34:42 Sounds like he's reacting to something unfair 36:53 Ok that's pretty funny ngl 49:07 and 50:16 Idiotic clown can't move Sonic towards the rings AT ALL 51:22 He clearly doesn't get the point of TIMED ENEMIES or boosting or JUMPING IN TIME to prevent drowning, he literally made Sonic jog into the water LOL 53:08 Skinny platform = weird and buggy 59:10 Splish splash, his opinion is trash! 1:00:47 Nah, just the main theme of the game 1:04:22 He has to wait for the fucking reticle! 1:05:59 NOT HOW IT GOES, HE'S A FREAKING TROGLODYTE 1:08:31 His reactions are too delayed for any game!!!! 1:10:37 What a reckless move lol 1:15:37 "There was no room for Classic Sonic on the platform with the 1-Up, that's cheap! *crying pig noises"* 1:17:05 Hahaha!! 1:20:00 It made no sense that he actually thought he made it through that. 1:37:20 Drugs? I guess that's understandable. Lobotomy?? Why the fuck did he have to take it there?! 1:38:53 Right on the spike hazard, yes. 1:41:07 Psycho Cut-esque attack hit him 1:54:50 THE GAME EXPLAINS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, HOW DOES HE NOT NOTICE?! DEAR *GOD,* he's fucking unbelievable!!! 1:55:50 *WHAAAAAAAT????!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT- yeah he's been rage baiting with every single game he has ever played and he's doing it to this day, he's literally the master of greed and rage baiting.* 2:04:48 Let's listen = Bad singing with dumb slapping noises
man i searched sonic speed runs and this came up
wth
WHOA! wait! was that Sonichu!?
6:20 Chemical Hill Zone? CHEMICAL HILL ZONE!? WTF!?
He can't be serious.
Pretty sure Live and Learn isn't Sonics theme.
Well, It can't be that bad!
*Gets hit by the first enemy*
Well... Ok, beginner...
*8:42** - Goes out of the platform*
Umm... ok?
*9:20*
...
WHY YOU CAN'T STAND ON A FLIPPIN' *PLATFORM?*
is there a game he doesn't accuse of having faulty controls lol
He should play a turn-based JRPG. Preferably Persona 3, so that we can see him get hit by an attack that does 9999 damage over and over on a certain secret boss. Let's see who he'll blame then :P
"The game didn't tell me! It should warn me and give me something that makes it trivial!"
More like "NINETY NINE-FUCKING- THOUSAND!? I'm level 99 I have 999 HP and SP I'm God-* Blah blah blah*"
I am taking dsp's playthrough personally because this game was a breeze for me back when I was seven
Jeez, even at Speed Highway, he doesn't know you can use LB and RB to snap between lanes.
I haven't even watched this video and looked at the comments and saw your comment, What kind of dumb F̡̜͉͈̦̅̏̅̈́̏͊̀͞Ú̶̡̡͍͔͚͉̱͈͙͔͈̉͗ͨͯͫ͡C̢̡̘̬̺̱͉̥̝͓̪̭̩̗̟̜͚̿́̿ͯ̒͋͛ͤ̿͢K̡̩̮͍͍̮̝͕̣̖͙̮̹̭̗̮͈̩̆ͭ̿ͯͫ is DSP?
klunsgod A "former pro fighting game player" who can't play videogames at all, has terrible commentary, and is just a terrible person altogether.
***** I have been talking to the comment and he said he won't do it again.
"One of the best gamers in the country" Doesn't press every button
Ironic that he complains about seaside hill, one the best and most well thought out modern sonic stages every created
"Boss we stole from a shitty game we made last year" - but the giant egg-bot was from the second Sonic game ever... Jesus, and I thought I got autistic over Sonic games.
how could he not beat the first level in under 3 minutes, i suck at 2d sonic and I still got S rank first time round
HOW DO YOU GET A GAMEOVER IN THIS GAME!!? It's not even fucking possible!!
My ears are seriously hurting hearing his commentary. Thanks for doing this Patchy.
Gave up at 6:08 omg
Today is the *11* year anniversary of when "This is how you DON'T play Sonic Generations" was uploaded! It's amazing how he hasn't improved at all since then. 🤓➡️😆
I have never seen the Game Over screen on this game before. :O
I enjoyed this video, but I do miss the comments section that bleeds into the videos normally. It really adds to the experience..
So here I am thinking:
How does one possibly ruin Sonic Generations?
And then he starts singing. That cringe-worthy singing.
Among his usual act, of course.
Sonic generations is a great game
It's the best I can do with a recording that was done through a camcorder, and this is probably my fault for saving the video twice, mostly due to the fact I wanted to make sure I wouldn't delete the video.
This is DSP at his worst.
+Starnana Guy This is easily one of his worst LPs. He clearly has nothing to say for the bulk of the game, so he just resorts to making noises and singing vulgar songs.
Wait until you see his P3 and P4 playthroughs...
When I played this game on Steam with an xbox 360 controller, I was easily able to get B's and A's on practically each stage.
God this guy sucks.
If you don't die and finish with a decent time you get S
136:36 WTF what happened?
1:36:36
1:37:05 If he thinks that's bad, he should try Eggmanland. XD
I didn't know the ceiling in Planet Wisp could move...
This needs more views.
If DSP doesn't stop singing I'm going to pull the trigger.
i was waiting for this one
A force of recent habit, before I made the video I had them disabled because I got tired of random dislikes without feedback, I should probably enable them for this video shouldn't I?
11 years later he is still the same
Better hope the Russians don't find him first then.