I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂 I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
I watched it twice
Ha
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂
Brough..😅
amen bro
@@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯
"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
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A lot better answer than his joke
that's a lot better
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
Dude, same
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
Same
All those years of studying were way worth it
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
Ah dude thats amazing
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
Funny.
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
still dont understand...
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
Easily pleased.
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
my expectations were so highh
Me too
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
This joke was a joke
Funny level -1000
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
It’s like every shooter says
I put the fun in funeral
The setup was sweet.
The bait and switch was orgasmic.
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
I'll let you know which comes first.
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
How do you sell a car to dwarf?
Kneel down and say..
"Do you want to buy a car?"
Why did the orphan go to KFC?
To eat KFC
KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
years of academy training wasted
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
Intense Wheezing
He should have said "At least I'm not a clown"
The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I kicked the side out of my crib.😂😂😂🇨🇦🇬🇧
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
My laugh was very delayed 😂
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
I laughed and almost choked on my tea
Same.
What did i just hear
Pretty goddamn good
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
after that punchline i feel like the dad.
Great, great joke teller.
I’d like to see the college syllabus for a major in retorts. That idea was more interesting than the premise of the joke.
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
Thats actually pretty clever
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
My new favourite joke
Love this joke.
He could have saved 8 years of his life and said that anyway….
thanks man. I had tears coming out of my eyes. Great joke.
if leaving blueballed was a joke
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing
I don't think the father came out looking any better with that reaction. Lol
Edging in its purest form
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world
I laughed hard on this one 😂
I heard this joke like 30 years ago in middle school haha.
The devil himself I love it
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Loved it 😂😂😂
1 year ago but still bloody funny
Brilliant, love it.
average parking lot joke
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
A shaggy dog story.
he got his insultciates degree.
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ???
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A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂
I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline
Bret: telling a joke
Me : do you think that’s really funny
Imma tell this to my classmates tommorow
My favorite version of the punchline is
Spoilers
"YOU are the jackass!"
For a shaggy dog story, that's got a good, abrupt ending. I like it.
I sense a lot of projection here.
this guy has a van with No windows
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂
I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
So you must have been the dad
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
Never heard it before. 😂👍