No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
The original version of this 'shaggy dog story' involved a young man being asked by the clown 'are you the front end of an ass? He says 'no', the clown asks 'are you the back end of an ass', he says 'no' - so the clown says 'so.. you're no end of an ass?' It goes on from there. Made sense with that one. Fathers aren't so bothered about what clowns say - and deal with vengeance differently if they are...
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂 I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
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Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
Funny.
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
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A lot better answer than his joke
that's a lot better
I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂
Brough..😅
amen bro
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"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
I watched it twice
Ha
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
How do you sell a car to dwarf?
Kneel down and say..
"Do you want to buy a car?"
All those years of studying were way worth it
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
Dude, same
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
Same
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
Let that be a lesson...college is a waste of time
To be honest, I really think that is the joke 🧐
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
Ah dude thats amazing
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
Easily pleased.
The setup was sweet.
The bait and switch was orgasmic.
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
still dont understand...
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
I'll let you know which comes first.
It’s like every shooter says
I put the fun in funeral
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
This joke was a joke
Funny level -1000
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Loved it 😂😂😂
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
My new favourite joke
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!
my expectations were so highh
Me too
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
No studies needed, just good old F-insult straight from the heart.
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
The punchline is my daily message to the world.
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I kicked the side out of my crib.😂😂😂🇨🇦🇬🇧
The original version of this 'shaggy dog story' involved a young man being asked by the clown 'are you the front end of an ass? He says 'no', the clown asks 'are you the back end of an ass', he says 'no' - so the clown says 'so.. you're no end of an ass?' It goes on from there. Made sense with that one. Fathers aren't so bothered about what clowns say - and deal with vengeance differently if they are...
Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ???
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A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂
Great, great joke teller.
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
stop me if you've heard this one before. horse walks into a bar. bartender says, "why the long face"?
& horse replies in spanish, 'fk u luigi'.
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
years of academy training wasted
You got it. That was the joke.
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
Brilliant, love it.
My laugh was very delayed 😂
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
after that punchline i feel like the dad.
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
Thats actually pretty clever
My favorite version of the punchline is
Spoilers
"YOU are the jackass!"
I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline
Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️
if leaving blueballed was a joke
What did i just hear
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂
I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
Norm would have liked this one. Good work
"What happens when a farmers girlfriend leaves him"?: He gets a John Deere letter....
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing
Intense Wheezing
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
I am reminded of the snail joke from Training Day, only this one's longer.
Pretty goddamn good
I’d like to see the college syllabus for a major in retorts. That idea was more interesting than the premise of the joke.
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
thanks man. I had tears coming out of my eyes. Great joke.
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
Bret: telling a joke
Me : do you think that’s really funny
I don't think the father came out looking any better with that reaction. Lol
i always thought the best reaction from an audience "whomever" it may be is a silence one lol
he got his insultciates degree.
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world
Edging in its purest form
ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty
I heard this joke like 30 years ago in middle school haha.
best part of this joke is at 2:29
LMFAO I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is what's known as an anti joke. My favourite anti joke is the Orange for a head joke - look it up, it will change your life forever!
this guy has a van with No windows