Guys I just want to tell you you answered my email 3 years ago on the old bro show and told me how to tell my mom I’m pregnant and you told me to get a pregnancy test sponsorship but now my toddler is almost 4!! Crazy times love you both wish you were my baby daddy instead. Xoxo
As a 40 yr old mom, I still find your content extremely entertaining. You guys are genuinely funny and just are bright lights in the world. Keep shining gentleman. Announcing “the brothers have a new episode” in our home is an instant watch by all of us ❤
y’all even if your dad doesn’t want to come on the pod on camera can we get like a wizard of oz looming voice from off camera? your fam member features are always so entertaining
lucas’s ‘walking like a girl’ story reminded me of when my mom bought me these shoes that boys usually wore and on the first day of third grade a classmate asked aloud “are you a tomboy now?” everybody was just staring at me so i said “yeah i am.” then for the remainder of elementary i just dressed and ‘acted like boy’ 😭 looking back i think i just didn’t wanna get bullied for having ‘boy shoes’ that i changed my entire personality 😭
if it makes you feel any better, when i was like 8, i was on an overnight school trip and there were two queues for dinner - veggie or meat. me, being a fat kid, just went for the shortest queue to get my food quicker and now, 20 years later, im still a vegetarian
I'm so glad the Bro podcast is back! On the It Ends With Us drama, the main reason the movie has bad reviews is that people aren't happy with how the the original author of the story and Blake Lively are handling the issue of domestic violence and trying to just market it as just a Rom Com movie. While the the director, Justin Baldoni, has been very vocal about this issue and really discussing the impact of DV in relationships
I’ve been watching you guys for years! I remember one time Jacob liked a comment I left saying how much I loved you guys and you turned my day around. My psycho ex had saw the notification at the time and flipped out me saying I was cheating on him. Even when I showed him who you guys were he was still mad lmaoo. Never stopped watching you guys though!😂💕
You guys make me happy❤ one time i accidentally did dmt thinking it was a normal dab of concentrated thc. I melted into the floor and my voice sounded super low and slow and then i fell into this big black hole in the floor. I remember my arms looked like mannequin arms and felt like when you wake up and they're asleep. I went to another world, what i believe was the other side or close to it. I truly thought i died because i hadnt done much research on dmt and didnt know if you could overdose. At first i was panicking and saying "hello?" And it would echo into oblivion. But then i just accepted it and somehow felt at home. After that my roommate's alarm on the oven for their pizza went off and it brought me back to reality. That day i lost my fear of death because i feel like i have died before and I had this awareness that this human experience is just a short journey that our ancient souls are on. All energy is recycled
In 1st grade a boy that “had a crush on me” used his safety scissors to cut off 5 inches of one of my pigtail braids while I wasn’t paying attention. Had to get a fuckass bob and got bullied for it the rest of the year 😢😢
I’m a materials chemist PhD candidate who’s done some work in quantum dot synthesis and has a lot of colleagues/friends in the quantum computing space! Honestly the way you guys talked in this episode is about as “right” as you can get with quantum theory without having to get into a bunch of theoretical physics and mathematical models. “Quantum” as a phrase is just a fancy way of saying quantified. In computing it’s more about efficiency/speed. I’ve done so many graduate courses on quantum theory and it’s kind of by design going to fuck with your brain and understanding. I have no idea about the brain quantum stuff, neurology is not my expertise. 🤷🏻♀️ Scientists love to use the “quantum” descriptor in a million things because we know it sounds science-y and it gets us funding.
My childhood bully eventually grew up to date (and get dumped) by a reality tv star. Upon further thought, there's clearly some rich kid bully-to-reality tv pipeline 😂
It once aired on E! and got canceled awhile back. My childhood bully was from NYC (my hometown) - I don't think they appeared on the show (face was blurred) but their reality star ex talked about them on the show. It's not a reality show with an active fandom, unless you count gifs/memes. Sorry to be vague, I kinda still fear my old bully ( since they're very rich).
When my sister was bullied in high school, I would just reassure her that she needed to keep going and just do better than her bullies ever do in life. I’m so glad that in today’s schools that reported bullying has to be investigated by administration within a week otherwise the school can be liable.
@@godisfrusciante It is definitely not taken seriously everywhere. If it were, the trans teen in Oklahoma would not have gotten literally murdered, and all of the students involved were left off the hook.
@@TheShauNanigans As I stated, I know Vermont schools have strict bullying investigation rules. If they don’t fully investigate within a week of being informed, they can be sued. Maybe other states should adopt this for their schools.
omg this made me remember that when i was a kid other kids would ask if i was a boy or a girl and it would piss me off…but the gag is i ended up transitioning so they kinda clocked me a little
Nothing is worse than running to try to catch your bus while others are already boarded, and if you manage to catch it everyone is looking at you like “look at this weirdo” 😂😂😂 at least that’s how it feels lol
A bus full of other school kids, the back door literally closed on me... like i was squished like a bug and then the door opened (my backpack took most of the squishing but my face was in between the doors 😅 I was getting off the bus with my sister and cousin and we just died laughing bc the door literally caught me mid jumping off the bus 🤣
@@zesty808 omg I’m experiencing second hand embarrassment for you but also laughing super hard 😅😅 feels good to know I’m not alone on this one, thanks for commiserating with me 🙂
At my first job when I was 18 the only guy who would be friendly and talk to me one day made fun of my walk in front of everyone, he imitated it and apparently I waddled like a duck. Such a fond memory
No because Jacob saying people watching you walk across a stage would make you feel horrible is SO TRUE when U graduated from university doing the walk across the stage …. It’s a no from me, I’d also rather run🤣
not even fucking kidding i was randomly thinking about my middle school boyfriend the day before the girl so confusing remix dropped and how he once verbatim told me i walked "like a preppy little barbie doll" so imagine how unhinged i acted once i realized that 1) 2 of my pop queens were coming together to maximize their joint slay and 2) lorde and i have a crazily similar anecdote from childhood/adolescence that stuck with us even into adulthood
The being watched while walking thing reminds me of when my bf and I would meet up between classes in college. I hate when we spotted each other from far away because we didn’t know where else to look. As soon as we locked eyes, we’d just look each other like “😀”until we finally closed the gap between us 😂 Similar vibes to saying bye to someone and walking the same direction.
when I was a camp counselor a couple years ago the counselors had to participate in this relay race ! and my six year old camper said she could tell how hard I was trying to run LMFAO 😭💖 she clocked my tea !
Since I witnessed Lucas talking about witnessing his witness all of a sudden I feel like I'm caught up in the Johnny depp trial. Does this mean I'm a witness now also? I'm calling my attorney
43:55 What about how Eminem and Dua Lipa came out with songs called Houdi at the same time, Sabrina Carpeter and Billie Eilish both have new songs with "feather,' and Jojo Siwa and Katy Perry are both obsessed with orange hi-vis vests?
I think Sabrina’s feather song came out a while before Billie’s but I was confused about dua lipa and Eminem cause I thought they made the same song together lol
I’m think the Obama thing probably stemmed from him being kinda known as the “hip, cool” president, so it just fits that brand well. Now he keeps it up just for tradition
Breast cancer awareness month is October. When I was in high school the foot ball players all got special October pink and gold uniforms ( our colors were black and gold usually ) so making fun of them wearing pink would’ve gotten you bullied. Also I was cheerleading and we got special pink Pom poms and I still have mine.
@@welovebam thanks so much!! unfortunately i am going through a break-up, so it's going to be pretty hard for a while. lucky i have this podcast and many others things to keep me going.
I cant believe you arent aware of this cruikskanx: william did executively produce a full album for britney spears in 2013 called britney jean. It was a critical and commercial failure and regarded as her worst album/the point where she fell off. Most of her william collabs seem to be quite hated. Though i unironically love it and its my most played britney album for some reason
You’re gonna tell me that wasn’t Fergie herself singing “meet me halfway”?!!? 🤩😂❤ But fr I remember the music video for that song! It was soooo good. That album was everything!
I have naturally wavy hair that gets frizzy if I just let it air dry naturally without styling it somehow. One time in 6th grade I showed up to school with my hair air dried cause I was running late and the popular girl in school came up and said "ew what happened to your hair!!!" And I thought my hair must be so ugly and I literally straightened it with a hair straightener every day during all of middle and high school. And even now, if I go out with my hair just natural, I sometimes think of that girl. I'm 32.
I remember In middle school someone called me a demon because I wore grey colored contacts 🤔 and I have no idea how I responded but I was a shy little thing.
was just reminiscing about being closeted due to bullying and now our gay bros are giving us bullying lessons? we've come so far
Guys I just want to tell you you answered my email 3 years ago on the old bro show and told me how to tell my mom I’m pregnant and you told me to get a pregnancy test sponsorship but now my toddler is almost 4!! Crazy times love you both wish you were my baby daddy instead. Xoxo
so real
Dude this is crazy LMAO
As a 40 yr old mom, I still find your content extremely entertaining. You guys are genuinely funny and just are bright lights in the world. Keep shining gentleman. Announcing “the brothers have a new episode” in our home is an instant watch by all of us ❤
y’all even if your dad doesn’t want to come on the pod on camera can we get like a wizard of oz looming voice from off camera? your fam member features are always so entertaining
lucas’s ‘walking like a girl’ story reminded me of when my mom bought me these shoes that boys usually wore and on the first day of third grade a classmate asked aloud “are you a tomboy now?” everybody was just staring at me so i said “yeah i am.” then for the remainder of elementary i just dressed and ‘acted like boy’ 😭 looking back i think i just didn’t wanna get bullied for having ‘boy shoes’ that i changed my entire personality 😭
that was me but with wearing black!! people called me goth and it made me never want to wear it anymore :(
if it makes you feel any better, when i was like 8, i was on an overnight school trip and there were two queues for dinner - veggie or meat. me, being a fat kid, just went for the shortest queue to get my food quicker and now, 20 years later, im still a vegetarian
😭 noooooo the things we do when we’re little , just to be socially accepted
Always had fun shopping for shoes in the boys and for it to be...i Get...but yall dont get me
Me but w not eating meat
Can we get a halloween episode of the Pod when the time comes? Full episode in costume! Covering more ghost stories!
That would be incredible
This idea gets my vote too 🎃
The bro show intro alone gives me enough serotonin to last the week
I wish these episodes were three hours long 😌
I'm so glad the Bro podcast is back! On the It Ends With Us drama, the main reason the movie has bad reviews is that people aren't happy with how the the original author of the story and Blake Lively are handling the issue of domestic violence and trying to just market it as just a Rom Com movie. While the the director, Justin Baldoni, has been very vocal about this issue and really discussing the impact of DV in relationships
the way you say Ethel kills me
I’ve been watching you guys for years! I remember one time Jacob liked a comment I left saying how much I loved you guys and you turned my day around. My psycho ex had saw the notification at the time and flipped out me saying I was cheating on him. Even when I showed him who you guys were he was still mad lmaoo. Never stopped watching you guys though!😂💕
Came for the bro show, stayed for the bullying tutorial 😍📝
I could listen to y'all talk for hours lmao seriously I love the pod
You guys make me happy❤ one time i accidentally did dmt thinking it was a normal dab of concentrated thc. I melted into the floor and my voice sounded super low and slow and then i fell into this big black hole in the floor. I remember my arms looked like mannequin arms and felt like when you wake up and they're asleep. I went to another world, what i believe was the other side or close to it. I truly thought i died because i hadnt done much research on dmt and didnt know if you could overdose. At first i was panicking and saying "hello?" And it would echo into oblivion. But then i just accepted it and somehow felt at home. After that my roommate's alarm on the oven for their pizza went off and it brought me back to reality. That day i lost my fear of death because i feel like i have died before and I had this awareness that this human experience is just a short journey that our ancient souls are on. All energy is recycled
Omg that was an amazing comment especially the last few sentences
Are you high right now?
"Have you ever done DMT ?" -Roe Jogan
In 1st grade a boy that “had a crush on me” used his safety scissors to cut off 5 inches of one of my pigtail braids while I wasn’t paying attention. Had to get a fuckass bob and got bullied for it the rest of the year 😢😢
I’m a materials chemist PhD candidate who’s done some work in quantum dot synthesis and has a lot of colleagues/friends in the quantum computing space!
Honestly the way you guys talked in this episode is about as “right” as you can get with quantum theory without having to get into a bunch of theoretical physics and mathematical models. “Quantum” as a phrase is just a fancy way of saying quantified. In computing it’s more about efficiency/speed. I’ve done so many graduate courses on quantum theory and it’s kind of by design going to fuck with your brain and understanding.
I have no idea about the brain quantum stuff, neurology is not my expertise. 🤷🏻♀️ Scientists love to use the “quantum” descriptor in a million things because we know it sounds science-y and it gets us funding.
My high school history teacher dated Alicia silverstone 😂he’d always show us the pictures
Lmaoooo
Bring Mom back on the podcast please! LIKE if U AGREE!
How does funniness spill out of both of their mouths so much?
Lucas’ outfit is giving poindexter and I’m living for it
omfg i need yall on just trish
domestic abuser just trish?
Haven’t seen it yet but I’m so excited they’re gonna give us bully lessons 🙏🏻 I don’t know how to bully yet so this will be informative
I'm about to have an unexpected wisdom tooth extraction and I need my boys right beside me so glad yall posted today
My childhood bully eventually grew up to date (and get dumped) by a reality tv star. Upon further thought, there's clearly some rich kid bully-to-reality tv pipeline 😂
What reality TV star?
Can you give us the name of the reality tv show so we can guess
It once aired on E! and got canceled awhile back. My childhood bully was from NYC (my hometown) - I don't think they appeared on the show (face was blurred) but their reality star ex talked about them on the show. It's not a reality show with an active fandom, unless you count gifs/memes. Sorry to be vague, I kinda still fear my old bully ( since they're very rich).
I feel so ✨blessed ✨
I love you guys so much thank you for bringing the pod back!!! You guys should talk about y2k slang PLEASE
u guys made my shift at work today tysm, love this podcast sm u icons
I totally think the drama around the new Blake Lively movie is movie marketing too.
When my sister was bullied in high school, I would just reassure her that she needed to keep going and just do better than her bullies ever do in life. I’m so glad that in today’s schools that reported bullying has to be investigated by administration within a week otherwise the school can be liable.
Lmao what today's schools are those cause the ones here don't take it serious at all
@@vanlifebae I don’t know if laws vary by state. But it is this way in Vermont schools.
@@godisfrusciante It is definitely not taken seriously everywhere. If it were, the trans teen in Oklahoma would not have gotten literally murdered, and all of the students involved were left off the hook.
@@TheShauNanigans As I stated, I know Vermont schools have strict bullying investigation rules. If they don’t fully investigate within a week of being informed, they can be sued. Maybe other states should adopt this for their schools.
@godisfrusciante Yes. I know you were talking about Vermont. I'm confirming that sadly not every place takes it seriously, and it's really sad.
Best way to start my morning before work
omg this made me remember that when i was a kid other kids would ask if i was a boy or a girl and it would piss me off…but the gag is i ended up transitioning so they kinda clocked me a little
Nothing is worse than running to try to catch your bus while others are already boarded, and if you manage to catch it everyone is looking at you like “look at this weirdo” 😂😂😂 at least that’s how it feels lol
A bus full of other school kids, the back door literally closed on me... like i was squished like a bug and then the door opened (my backpack took most of the squishing but my face was in between the doors 😅
I was getting off the bus with my sister and cousin and we just died laughing bc the door literally caught me mid jumping off the bus 🤣
@@zesty808 omg I’m experiencing second hand embarrassment for you but also laughing super hard 😅😅 feels good to know I’m not alone on this one, thanks for commiserating with me 🙂
How does funniness always fall out of their mouths?
Yall pronouncing Ethel Caine like that killed me omg so funny
Every time I feel someone watching me walk. I trip. Not even joking. 🙃
At my first job when I was 18 the only guy who would be friendly and talk to me one day made fun of my walk in front of everyone, he imitated it and apparently I waddled like a duck. Such a fond memory
No because Jacob saying people watching you walk across a stage would make you feel horrible is SO TRUE when U graduated from university doing the walk across the stage …. It’s a no from me, I’d also rather run🤣
i'm so happy u both exist. my favorite bros to ever bro 😊
It still doesn’t cease to delight me when i see a new upload !! 💛
!!!! Thank u broz for gracing us with ur presence 🙏🙏🙏
This is my comfort show!
Yasssss Jacob I love Kacey Musgraves! ❤
Thank you guys for posting at the perfect time for me to eat brunch with the Bro Show
You guys always brighten up my week! I love y’all so much💗
I love listening to you guys on repeat
not even fucking kidding i was randomly thinking about my middle school boyfriend the day before the girl so confusing remix dropped and how he once verbatim told me i walked "like a preppy little barbie doll" so imagine how unhinged i acted once i realized that 1) 2 of my pop queens were coming together to maximize their joint slay and 2) lorde and i have a crazily similar anecdote from childhood/adolescence that stuck with us even into adulthood
W bro show upload, getting me thru freshman year of college
I am a compulsive liar too ❤ lots of love
iconic jujyfruits shirt
This is my favorite podcast!
The being watched while walking thing reminds me of when my bf and I would meet up between classes in college. I hate when we spotted each other from far away because we didn’t know where else to look. As soon as we locked eyes, we’d just look each other like “😀”until we finally closed the gap between us 😂 Similar vibes to saying bye to someone and walking the same direction.
when I was a camp counselor a couple years ago the counselors had to participate in this relay race ! and my six year old camper said she could tell how hard I was trying to run LMFAO 😭💖 she clocked my tea !
This podcast is the cure to male loneliness. thank you
Real
Since I witnessed Lucas talking about witnessing his witness all of a sudden I feel like I'm caught up in the Johnny depp trial. Does this mean I'm a witness now also? I'm calling my attorney
my middle school banned those "i
12:07 actually me at work rn with my terrible employee when IM HER BOSS art of war level shit 😹
we need Charli xcx to do the national anthem next!!!!
I love your podcast sm
haven't even watched the full ep but im dead @ the title of this ep😭💀
I wonder if quantum consciousness is like manifestation or like the icloud in Apple devices
This is my weekly treat
YES we love to see Lucas in his classic Jujyfruits tee
New fav podcast 🤍
Thank you for this 🙏
43:55 What about how Eminem and Dua Lipa came out with songs called Houdi at the same time, Sabrina Carpeter and Billie Eilish both have new songs with "feather,' and Jojo Siwa and Katy Perry are both obsessed with orange hi-vis vests?
I think Sabrina’s feather song came out a while before Billie’s but I was confused about dua lipa and Eminem cause I thought they made the same song together lol
Omg I’ve never been so early I love you guys ❤
The publicity stuff reminds me of a new term I learned called “rage baiting”
48:50 Lucas is so mee😭😭
13:28 The person is a therapist -a therapist
I’m think the Obama thing probably stemmed from him being kinda known as the “hip, cool” president, so it just fits that brand well. Now he keeps it up just for tradition
highlight of my week now is Lucas & Jacob on Wednesdays 💜
Breast cancer awareness month is October. When I was in high school the foot ball players all got special October pink and gold uniforms ( our colors were black and gold usually ) so making fun of them wearing pink would’ve gotten you bullied. Also I was cheerleading and we got special pink Pom poms and I still have mine.
the show is Fantasmas 😂 love that show! must watch if you haven’t, highly recommend!
i need to smoke with you guys
Going to have a tough day today, so liking and commenting now add then I am coming back to watch my beloved bro show once I am able to decompress.
I hope you're feeling better now! ✨
@@welovebam thanks so much!! unfortunately i am going through a break-up, so it's going to be pretty hard for a while. lucky i have this podcast and many others things to keep me going.
“Colors by The Beatles” 😭😭 it’s She’s a Rainbow by The Rolling Stones
I’m laughing my azz off on my 15 min break lol
It’s called fantasmas!! Written and starred by Julio Torres!!
I cant believe you arent aware of this cruikskanx: william did executively produce a full album for britney spears in 2013 called britney jean. It was a critical and commercial failure and regarded as her worst album/the point where she fell off. Most of her william collabs seem to be quite hated. Though i unironically love it and its my most played britney album for some reason
Not me catching it at 0 views
Probably because you looked right when it was posted..
@@briananikolduh did I say I was confused on how or why?! I’m celebrating the fact that I’m early, use your brain.
MY SCHOOL DID THE GRIT THING TOO 15:01
I love the bros
that would be dope for britney to wotk with will.i.am again bc Scream & Shout will 4ever be iconicc to me
Hi bros! So happy you’re back!
week 4 of me asking for an episode where the bros play shark tank the GAME (like the one jenna and julien played)🤞💕
Have y'all tried the panera death lemonade?
You’re gonna tell me that wasn’t Fergie herself singing “meet me halfway”?!!? 🤩😂❤
But fr I remember the music video for that song! It was soooo good. That album was everything!
Jacob is super handsome!❤
I'm here for the science 🤓
I have naturally wavy hair that gets frizzy if I just let it air dry naturally without styling it somehow. One time in 6th grade I showed up to school with my hair air dried cause I was running late and the popular girl in school came up and said "ew what happened to your hair!!!" And I thought my hair must be so ugly and I literally straightened it with a hair straightener every day during all of middle and high school. And even now, if I go out with my hair just natural, I sometimes think of that girl. I'm 32.
41:40 not filming onlyfans/mukbangs 😭😭
A JELLY AND PEANUT BUTTER SCENE!!!! omg bahahaha
Besties. If Jordan doesn’t hit you up, I’m available ☝🏽😂
literally the best show on the internet
Self help and bully recovery from the Bros!
What other pod is talking about Charli xcx being on Obama's playlist? Bro Show over all
Oh my gosh, was the witness IO?
I remember In middle school someone called me a demon because I wore grey colored contacts 🤔 and I have no idea how I responded but I was a shy little thing.
Quantum related rec of the week- Lucas you should watch Interstellar if you haven’t already!
Wait did I wake up from a comatose?
Bros I looked it up and Alicia Silverstone is alive! I guess she didn’t swallow it 😅