So good to have the B.A.N.D back together. We’ve had some ups and downs with some absences and guests but I’m so used to the flow of you 4 it just doesn’t seem right to not have all of you together.
“Crockpot comedy” was perfect. I recently recommended this podcast to my mom. In trying to sell it, I told her y’all were finally hitting your stride. She then questioned why it took over 100 episodes. Been watching since episode #8!
Never forget Nate always looks good for a guy that used to be 300 pounds. Your fluctuating weight loss is why you truly are the Greatest Average American. A real man of the people!!
Hello folks and Hey Balthazar! I’m a pretty sizable guy. I’m 6’2” and easily 315lbs. About 15 minutes into todays podcast, right as you guys were talking about how you need to have a better relationship with food and it can be a hard habit to break, I bumped into my steering wheel and spilled my gas station biscuits and gravy all over the cup holders and center console of my truck. I think that was my wake up call to try and form a better relationship with food and break the biscuit and gravy before work habit!
I am a 67 year old female, but I just love listening and watching the 4 of you. I really want to comment on the losing weight issue. I have done all the diets. ALL OF THEM. I lose the weight and it slowly comes back on. Right now I'm doing intemittent fasting (the 16/8) and losing 1 to 2 pounds a week and after the first couple of weeks, it's super easy.....and I have given up NOTHING! I figure if I can lose 52 pounds in one year, I'm good. Also, Nate I had to laugh at my husband the other day when he said let's do all our errands "in one fell swoop". Can you tell he's a fan too?
The conversation around SpaceX's rocket launching and landing was peak Nateland! I love how Nate went on a rant about how sometimes you have to just admit that you're wrong in response to Aaron and then it turned out that Aaron was EXACTLY correct. 😂
This is the only podcast I don't fast forward through the ad reads. You guys do so well at making ad reads fun! I'm sure the companies really appreciate that!
Hey Bear: You looked great at 160 in Hello World (watched it 5x already). But at 185, Dude, did you ever meet a donut you didn’t like? Yes, you CAN drop the extra tonnage before Red Rocks (fab venue, BTW!). Get back to regular running and eat healthy foods. Make up your mind to be 160 before RR concert. Don’t think of it as dieting. Think of it as healthy eating. You’re making bank these days, so hire a nutritionist. I know people who’ve lost weight by eating more food - the right food at the right time in the right amount. Warning, guilt trip coming: Don’t do it for you, do it for those two in your Girl World. Part of treasuring them is treasuring the health God gave you. Be a faithful steward of your body. You will feel better physically, mentally and spiritually. Do it! .... Love your comedy. It ain't crazeee. It's dryly cerebral, the best kind. Happy Birthday!
This is just factually incorrect. Look at the views on the podcast. "Everyone " does not think he is boring. More accurate to say that he appeals to a particular demographic.
Looking at Kardye West’s AI illustration of the crew as babies, Dusty says, “I love how Brian is not really a baby.” But no one mentions that baby Dusty has a mustache and beard. Classic Nateland. Love you guys!
From Michelle Barry ...Hello Guys.. Nate, so nice to know men feel "heart-broken" when they gain weight, too. Don't worry the 185 isn't real; you just over-indulged on bday cupcakes. You've probably lost 5 lbs by now.On another note, you guys are almost too nice to be doing a segment on pranks! I enjoy all y'all and love Tennessee.. from a Massachusetts fan who used to cross the "border" into Rhode Island for work.
The first 15 mins hit hard as someone struggling with sugar addiction and almost 6 years sober.. it's so similar. Then when Nate said that food shouldn't be the fun, food is the fuel to go have fun. wow. That's exactly what alcohol was for me too. I thought I needed it for fun, that it was fun. Now I know that I don't need it, life is much better without it and I am happier and more confident than I ever was drinking. Now if I can kick this sugar habit, things would be great!
I’m almost caught up to you guys! You probably don’t read the comments on past shows but I wanted to add a cupcake note. My 30 year old daughter taught me to split the cupcake in half, flip the top upside down so the icing is in the middle, and eat it like a sandwich. Not as messy and it’s the only time I’ve ever eaten an entire cupcake! Try it! It’s great! Great show!
Why not ask Dusty how he stopped drinking and smoking! A food addiction is no different! Or ask Aaron how he lost his weight! There are experiences to gain from sitting right there!
I use to wait tables. One time a new bus boy got hired and I introduced myself and asked him how things were going. 2 hours later I repeated this. I then had another server tell him I had short term memory loss. I kept this up every shift for 6 months until I quit never telling him. I told Him to watch this episode of nateland in hopes that he’ll learn the truth in true nix novicki style.
I liked when BB Gun Bates says "They went from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar, we all know that" and Nate says smugly "Everybody knows that." Indeed, I know that because Nateland Podcast episode 28. This is a _learning_ podcast.
I might be cutting my sister out. She told me this morning she loved Nate's specials but "doesn't get the podcast." I told her give it time. You'll figure it out eventually or maybe not at all but then you can't live without it.
Hello Folks! And Happy Belated Birthday, Nate! I just started listening to the podcast a few months ago and I’m trying to cram in as many episodes as I can, bouncing from old to new. You guys make my day go by so much faster and you put a smile on my face. I don't really like pranks because I don't like getting pranked… I’m pretty tender-hearted. - When my big brother was a senior in high school, his friend called for me from the driveway. I thought it would be a Romeo and Juliet moment as I came to the window of my second story bedroom, but instead he mooned me. It broke my 14 yr old heart. - My orthodontist wired my mouth shut at an appointment one time as a prank. I had a mild panic attack, but he cut the wires before I left. So, when he told me on April Fools Day that I was getting my braces off after 4 and a half years, I didn’t believe him. I cried tears of joy. - My son likes to seek me out just to fart on me. He will run from whatever room he’s in or come inside to “hug” me, then turns around, lets one go, and runs away laughing. It still hurts my feelings! He's 11 and has been doing this since he could walk. Keep spreading kindness, boys. And Nate, thank you for adding another show in Springfield, IL! My husband and I are looking forward to a rare date night. Sending much love your way ❤
Ok the orthodontist wasn't funny. That's sick and twisted to do that to someone and I'm sorry that happened to you. As for your son....I have 3 older brothers and 3 sons so farts are an every day occurrence around here.lol The fact that he seeks you out shows he's comfortable being goofy with you and, in a weird way, it's kind of sweet. My youngest just turned 19 and I promise you that one day those surprise farts will stop and you will miss them. ❤
I’m currently a youth pastor and was a high school math teacher before that. One of my favorite parts of both jobs is messing with the minds of teenagers. One day, a girl walks into my math class talking about the Garth Brooks concert she had gone to over the weekend. I say, “Who is Garth Brooks?” She goes, “He’s a really famous country singer. You seriously don’t know who he is?” I go, “Nope, sorry.” Dumbfounded, she begins to tell me all about his music. Eventually I say, “Well, I guess I’m just standing outside the fire on this one.” She goes, “THAT’S ONE OF HIS SONGS!” I’m like, “No way, seriously!? That’s crazy. What are the odds?” So she talks for a few more minutes about Garth Brooks, then it’s time to get started with class. To wrap up the Garth conversation, I say, “Well, the thunder rolls.” Again, she freaks out. “THAT’S ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SONGS!” Everyone in the class knew I was messing with her, except her. Pretty sure she never figured it out. It was great.
As always with this amazing crew, listening to y'all discuss a topic I'm knowledgeable about is quite painful but always entertaining! About the rocket taking off and coming back, SpaceX has 2 kinds of rockets. The one Nate saw was a Falcon 9, it takes off from Florida but then the booster (what you guys call "rocket", you could name it the "first engine" to make it easier) lands far off land on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean so Nate couldn't have seen it, even if he had waited for 9 minutes. The other rocket SpaceX has is the Falcon Heavy and these boosters come back down at Cape Canaveral where it launched from but they only use it once every few years. And to answer Bubble Juice's question, the top part of the rocket keeps going up because it also has an engine (you could call that the "second engine")! The big one that lands is only the first engine of the rocket and is there to give the whole thing enough power to go up towards space before it detaches and comes back, leaving the payload on its way with its smaller engine.
It’s great to see Breakfast finally has a talent for the show. Aaron is the best ad reader, Dusty’s callbacks are quick and funny, Nate refuses to let his dyslexia stop him from reading comments and now Breakfast is killing it with his segues. The show is better than ever, keep up the good work.
We did a Prank or just mean spirited Vandalism at out school. A group of us, about 10 or so stole stuff from each class, the better item bigger praise. So from book and pens to tv remotes all way up to teacher teaching awards. We then planed a giant fire to burn it all. The mother of the kid who's house were at storing all stolen stuff found out night before stopped it and gave it all back thinking to save her son. But her son got arrested, expelled for it and was only one to get in trouble. Not great Prank.
I absolutely loved listening to Dusty's commentary during the POV rocket launch video. I can't show my husband anything that I think is cool because he'll sit and debunk it the same way. I hate it and love it at the same time. I'm too gullible for my own good. I think Nic and I would be good friends. Also, Happy Birthday, Nate!
You know I have watched Nate for years and started podcast about 8months ago. I knew Dusty from Neflix segment but I never watched Brian or Aaron's comedy until recently. You know what not bad, wasn't sure how much clean comedy I would like but when your good you dont even notice its "clean". I think more people if they haven't should also give them a try, they are getting better all time.
Hello folks! Just wondering if Nate, bootleg, Aaron and Dusty got a chance to watch the Tribute video I made for Nate and the whole show? A Spokesperson For Earth. Been a fan since episode 1! Hope you can spot all the references and Easter eggs. Can’t wait to see Nate tomorrow at his show in Raleigh!
Hey y’all, my wife and I had an UNbelievable time at the show in Raleigh! It was a surreal moment when Nate’s dad got emotional and told us it was the biggest crowd y’all had performed for. Nate, please tell me that hour will be taped because I think it was your funniest yet!
Nate, you read Allen Carr’s book to help you quit drinking. He has a book on quitting sugar as well. We have to renew our mind to the place we no longer desire the sugar. You can do it!
Freshman year in college, I was the only non-athlete on my dorm floor that was full of football players. The people next door always had a fan in their window because the dorm didnt have AC. My roommate was always asleep at weird hours so I took his baby powder and squeezed it out the window into the neighbors window with a fan and it sucked it all in. I could hear them coughing and rushing out in the hall. I'd jump in bed and pretend to sleep and theyd come running in and wake up my roommate and thought he was pretending to sleep. I did this at least once a week for a month or two before they caught on that it was me. I wasn't a football player so they never suspected me. They thought it was awesome and we ended up pranking most people in the hall cause no knew me since I wasnt on the team, so I was unassuming and I could get by with a lot! Great year!!
I was hoping you'd talk about the wildest prank I've ever heard of, which was the 1938 radio broadcast - 'War of the Worlds' by Orson Welles. It really wasn't a prank, it was meant to be entertainment, but madman/genius Welles decided to broadcast the story of this martian invasion across the United States as real, and people were terrified and even took their own lives because they heard on the radio that the alien invaders were about to hit their areas. This was before, and greatly influenced, many of the radio practices we use today, periodic announcements of the station name and requiring true public threats to have auditory queues and verbal elements. Orson just never said 'this is a story and not real'. Wild stuff.
My friend’s brother had the best senior prank. He and his friends brought 3 chickens to school and numbered them 1, 2, & 4. So the whole day people were looking for the “3rd” chicken. Those guys were legends.
SpaceX live streams every single launch on RUclips. For somebody who clearly gets all of their news and information from weird RUclips channels it's hard to believe Dusty hasn't seen any of those. During the ad read when Bates started reading all the stage direction.. just classic Barnacle. Good stuff
Aaron and Nate wondering how long the return of the rocket takes while looking at a video with a literal giant timer at the bottom.... #WelcomeToNateland
I didn't major in baseball history, but either way: yes, he pitched in 10 seasons, but four of those seasons (1914, 1920, 1921, 1930, 1933) were 4 or less games. He didn't really start hitting full-time until 1918-19. Stopped pitching right around then, too. Point is, he wasn't doing what Ohtani is doing right now. Not even close IMO
@@AaronWebercomedy I accept your apology, and I look forward to your humble correction in the next episode. I will relay the correction to your hurtful comments to the Ruth family, the family that you went out of the way to besmirch with your recklessness. Take care.
When I was in high school, our senior pranks would be against our homecoming rivals. The seniors from our rival school took a small yellow school bus, cut it in half, wrapped it around a tree in our quad and welded it together. For our comeback, we had put 500 lbs of manure into there brand new pool.
I feel for Nate's weight loss struggle. I got into great shape for my wedding two years ago(155 lbs) and immediately after my honeymoon, I gained all the weight back (184 lbs). I've been trying to get back down to even just 160 lbs for the last two years and the lowest I'll get to is about 174 lbs, then I'm back up to 180 lbs a few months later. Even working out 6 days a week, if you can't control your late-night snacking, you'll never be able to out work a bad diet.
Just saw Nate with my girlfriend in Raleigh and it was phenomenal . She was weirded out a bit at first considering I am Latino and she is Indian and walking to our seats some guy behind us said real loud “Learn the goddamn language” . We were talking to each other in English and I turned around to make eye contact with the guy who just looked at me and her weird …. When Dustin came on and asked if there were any Muslims in the house , she was the solitary “WOO” in the crowd … thankfully , the show was so amazing still and we both felt so comfortable laughing our hearts out , that we ended the night with huge smiles on our faces ! Thanks Nate and thanks to Mr Bargatze who might be my girlfriends favorite magician ever now , you guys are the best .!
You guys are correct. The beginning of the new year is a fun topic. According to the calendar that God set up for us (in scripture (Exodus 12, etc...)), the first month of the year happens sometime around springtime, with Passover taking place on the 14th day of that first month every year. So whenever you see Bible believers celebrating Passover, just know that the new year was 14 days before that. Sadly, when mankind decided to change God's created calendar, the masses eventually learned to scoff at those who still adhered to doing things God's way.
I just pranked my wife on April Fools by purchasing a "Men's" bathroom sign and putting it on our bathroom door. Our only bathroom door. Well worth the 98 cents I spent.
You guys were talking about pranks and then also talked about space rockets. So I'm shocked that nobody brought up the fake reality show about sending contestants up into space. It was called 'Space Cadets' and you can see it on youtube. All of the contestants really thought that they were going to space but the whole thing ended up being a ruse. Such a great example of how easy it is to fool the masses.
1:16:28 Dusty is talking about Ed Bassmaster. The original RUclips prankster! He does harmless pranks and is generally credited as the OG. He's great. Just look at it!
In high school, two of my friends had the same car, like an old Carola or something. Somehow, their keys worked on each other's car. One day at lunch, one of them used their key to move the others car to a completely different part of the parking lot so when the other friend came out for his lunch the car was gone. Still makes me laugh 15 years later
Classic Nateland, Aaron talking about baseball and saying Ohtani is the greatest player ever, Babe Ruth hit more homeruns himself then entire teams hit for the year several times. He literally changed the game with his power. The ball then was also softer and didn't fly as far. His ERA was career 2.28, his career batting average was .342 over 21 YEARS. Walter Johnson threw the ball over 100 MPH, his career ended in 1927, so I think pitchers were throwing harder than 80 MPH.
2006-Madison Ridgeland Academy (Madison, MS.)- We bought hundreds of rolls of t.p. and unleashed them all over the campus. Lame Senior prank but we were masters of the craft of "rolling"...we had skill. We pulled a real professional job but it took our principal no time at all to figure out the culprits. Our punishment? The 7 of us had to come to school on a Saturday and dig 2, 6ftx6ft holes, toss one roll of t.p. in the bottom of each hole and fill 'em back up. Our day as grave diggers was spent with no shade in the Mississippi May heat. Real fun day (every bit of sarcasm intended).
Hey there, to Nate, Aaron, Dusty, and Thier Bastion of Bafoonery, Big Bad Brian Bates! I drive for Uber and I am re-listening to all the Nateland episodes while I am waiting for the new ones to come out on Wednesdays. I was listening to ep. 82, you guys were harassing Aaron about his TV watching while he drives. He said he has a tiny, Unobtrusive, PIP up in the corner of his screen. I have the same setup with my Uber app and a Tiny PIP in the corner for Nateland. Less than 30 minutes later, I got pulled over, (while I had a huge PANTLOAD of Non-English Speaking passengers in my car), for having a blue UBER Sign in my front window. Apparently that's illegal. I told the officer that I had no idea and I started taking it down, he then leaned in and looked at my phone and said "What is that on your screen?" I told him it was my UBER app, and a podcast I was listening to. He said, "Well, having a video aimed at you while driving is illegal too! I wasn't going to ticket you for the sign, but since you've got two different violations, I'm going to go ahead and write them up. " Meanwhile, without saying a word, my passengers quietly got out and walked away. I called to them and they just waved me away. I did not get five stars or a tip. I blame Aaron for everything. I'm going to go ahead and send the ticket to him. 😉
My question is, how well would the guys do with Impractical Joker style pranks? Who would be the biggest loser and what would the punishment be? Also, thank y’all for doing what you do. My mom went to Nate’s show in Raleigh last night and my mother in law is going to the one in Pittsburgh tonight. Neither of them have ever been to a comedy show before but I got them tickets for Christmas. My mom and dad loved it by the way! Thank you for producing comedy that not only can I enjoy but I can recommend to my family without feeling nervous about them hearing a bunch of dirty stuff that they don’t like. Keep it goin folks!
Nate's confession of the situation he was facing with his weight loss journey and going to Red Rocks broke my heart for him and hit sooo close to home... I lost 120 pounds and kept it off for 8 years... had a couple of really bad years and now it's all back, only harder to lose now that I'm older. Heartbreaking!
My best prank came when I was 20. I use to help out with the youth group I went to when I was in high school. Naturally, I was friends with some of the older kids since I was only a couple years older than some of them. About 2 or 3 years, not a Breakfast situation. At the end of one night, myself and a couple of the other youth leaders thought it would be funny if I hid in one of my buddy's cars and pop out when he got in. As we thought about it more, we wondered how far I could get without him noticing. So I got in the back seat of his sedan. Luckily, he was a pretty messy kid, so I was able to put a bunch of stuff over me in the back seat (i.e., clothes, books, etc.). At one point, he grabbed something from the back seat. I thought for sure he would see me but his car was so messy he still didn't notice or feel me. As we drive away he starts jamming out. Since we just left the church, he was feeling like worshipping still. This is where I start to slightly feel bad. As he pulls into the driveway of his mom's house, he just sits there for a good 15 seconds decompressing from a long week and from singing some of his favorite songs with a lot of passion. Now that he's at peace, quiet and comfort, I reach out from the back seat and say "hey, man, thanks for the ride home." He screams "NO!! No!" as he puts his hand up trying to block whatever he thinks might be coming at him. He was a good sport about it. He tried to pull the same prank on me a few weeks later but didn't get as good a reaction.. I was on the phone with my ex who was in on it. As he popped up, I simply asked her if I needed to give him a ride home now. He was pretty disappointed.
My husband worked for Space X at Vanderberg Space Force in Lompoc CA and he worked at the launch pad for Falcon 9. He was there when they started landing the rocket back on the pad. There are 2 and 3 stages to the launch. One being when the payload (usually satellites from different countries) detaches from the rocket. After that is when the rocket comes back down.
The guy that would go around saying “would you look at that” is a bloke by the name of Ed Bassmaster. Dude is funnier than the Pope’s hat. I thoroughly enjoy the podcast. If you guys are ever on the prowl for a decently obese Iowa boy to come join y’all, look me up. I’m the only man you’ve ever heard of by the name Madison. Can’t miss me. Keep her movin’.
Aaron, I can totally sympathize with the furiosity of parking garages asking for a tip. As a native Houstonian I am familiar with this faux pas. Hakeem Olajuwon owns a large majority of our downtown parking garages, so please don’t blame our wonderful city, blame one of the city’s biggest icons and its greatest basketball player of all time. Thanks and keep the good times going!
I’m with Dusty. The rocket launches of the last few years have looked suspiciously like CGI to me. Also since listening to the Greg Warren episode I have bought Pringles on at least 2 occasions and the A.A. chips talk will probably fuel more unnecessary snack purchases
Hello folks! The guy that says “Would ya look at that?” Is your fellow comedian, Ed Bassmaster, and he would make THE BEST guest for “Pranks & Practical Jokes Pt.2”
When I first started dating my now-wife, I decided to play a silly prank on her and her roommates. I bought several hundred miniature plastic animals and started hiding them around their apartment. After several months (and 100+ animals hidden all over) I get a text from my wife; apparently they thought some one was breaking into their place and doing nothing but hiding animals and leaving. I only fessed up when they decided they should call the police 😂 couldn’t have planned a better ending.
I was just reminded of when I pranked both my little brother and my pastor during an Easter service 10 years ago. During the sermon my pastor very somberly asked the rhetorical question, “why did Jesus die on the cross?” In a moment of poor judgement I nudged my little brother and whispered to him to say “to get to the other side!” The little guy blurted it out as loudly as he could and stopped the message dead in its tracks. The pastor was very gracious with us afterwards, but I haven’t felt as happy and guilty in one moment as that Sunday.
The best prank I play on students is showing a video about North Carolina's failing marshmallow crop. A small portion of the class usually falls for it. Once, it was even a kid who lived on a farm. I use that video to talk about the importance of finding good sources for research. I'll go proofread this now.
I'm in my mid 50s and when Aaron said having old "before" photos on your phone that you've done nothing with... I about crashed my car laughing. 😅 talk about observational comedy, there is a comedy bit in that comment because there are a lot of us that have said " here we go!" ... and nothin' 🤣
Spring was the original beginning of the year, especially after God gave the new Lunar calendar to the Hebrews thru Moses before the Exodus from Egypt. There's a whole thing with sun worship as to why the calendar changed at all.
One of the best pranks I’ve ever heard done was a radio show (Free Beer and Hot Wings) that talked about an Ivy League study, saying only geniuses or extremely high IQ people can hear this specific sound frequency. Then they played five seconds of radio silence. The amount of callers and textures to the show that said they had to pull over because it was so loud or that their ears hurt and they were forced to shut off the radio was just pure gold. They broke the news to the listeners later and said that they didn’t play anything just to get the reaction but some people still double down and said they could hear something.
You guys crack me up! The whole time Aaron is searching for proof that the rocket returns quickly there is an actual timer running at the bottom of the video he had pulled up showing the rocket returning to the pad. Hilarious!
don't feel bad about balls, if you use 200 dollars worth of balls it's still nothing compared to what you pay for clubs, other gear, clothes, oh and golf membership, i don't imagine you going to the cheapest golf courses in america.
Nate, you were on your way to the correct pronunciation the first time. Raper is pronounced exactly how you hope it’s not. Why, I do not know. It’s a great for doing standup, though. A lot of comics say it’s awkward to know how to start a set, but I automatically know I’m gonna have to either confirm or correct the host’s pronunciation of my name.
We use to take a goodwill purse on a fishing line on the side of the road, We would pull the line and it would scare them. One time a cop pulled over and grabed the line and put it in his car. The plastic spool was bouncing down the road when he left.This was back in the 80s,I can't imagine doing this now you would get a bunch of meth heads .
The rocket comes back 8 minutes and 22 seconds after launch. It literally says it on the video showing the rocket landing. T+00:08:22. T- is the count down time to lunch. T+ is the time after launch.
A big part of the Opie and Anthony “dead mayor” joke was that officials pulled his children out of school to tell them he had died before it was apparent it was an April fools joke. Years and years later, they apologized to Mumbles Menino but he refused it.
Hate to break it to you Nate, but Julian spilled the beans about your birthday. My husband and I actually went to your show for his birthday present which was the next day. So when we learned it was your birthday we freaked out, as did the entire crowd. Learning that it was your birthday made the show even better. However, there were some girls in front of us at the show that would not stop talking and we wish Aaron was there to tell them “enough”. Love the podcast!
My brother-in-law went in my house to get something and decided to turn all of my furniture in the living room around to face the wall. When I got home from work at midnight I saw it and knew I had to get him back. So….he wasn’t home one evening and my sister was gone for the night, so my mom and I switched his mattress and box spring around. We put the box spring on top and remade the bed. He got home late and had to remake his bed😂😂. Then the ne night I went to my truck to leave work and he had removed my tailgate and put it in the front seat. I need something to top that one.
A family friend of mine grew up in a small town in Idaho and for his senior prank, him and his friends let a bunch of cows into the school. Needless to say it got out of hand. instead of just walking the halls like they thought the cows would, the cows freaked out, pooped all over floors, trashed lockers and ruined the new gym floor that had just been installed a few weeks before. The group of boys were all arrested and although charges were dropped, had to pay fines and came very close to not graduating. The prank got so much attention that it was even mentioned on the tonight show with Jay Leno.
I'd like to start by saying this was not MY senior class, I was a junior when this happened. I was in a Human Anatomy class and the last part of this class was us dissecting cats. There were seniors in this class with me and when we finished with our cats, the senior boys in the class volunteered (rather enthusiastically) to be the ones that took the cats to the dumpster. Apparently they left them in a safe spot that no one would find and came back overnight and when we got to school the next morning there were dissected cats all over the science building's roof. Needless to stay, that teacher was NOT happy and those boys ended up not walking at graduation.
OK Nate I'm doing it. April 5th Im doing my first open mic in Phoenix at the Stir Crazy Comedy Club its been a year in the making and you inspirated me to go for it and from Phoenix im going to LA
Does the gang know that spring doesn’t begin in April all over the world? In the Southern Hemisphere Spring starts in September. So if the new year started at the start of spring, there’d still be April fools.
My school did junior and senior wars and it would get out of hand every single year. Fights, property damage and one time the seniors kidnapped a junior. The school district and county police put a stop to it about 2 years after I graduated, some students had completely destroyed anothers car and the parents started physical altercations with other parents over property damage. These were never pranks and idk why it lasted so long.
Lol guess I should of been more clear about the rv park I lived in lol. It was called a rv park but it was more campers I guess they didn't move and it was only 35 ft. So yea we stepped up lol
I get y Nate doesn't say the bits he's currently doing on stage.. but he's got to stop referencing them. Cuz there's nothing more frustrating than hearing "I got an awesome joke about that" and then not hearing it! Nate I love u, but yur killing me with that
My son who's a senior at Belmont n a waiter at True Food in Greenhills high-school job was a Steak and Shake waiter. The lessons learned there were more valuable than that fancy school on Wedgewood
Nate are you sure its not muscle that you've gained? I lost 90 lbs then started to freak out when my weight began to rise. I realized my pants weren't getting any tighter but I was gaining muscle mass.
In high school our senior pranks got a little out of hand. Brick thrown through glass, tree planted on football field. Cops were called in. I was involved some of it. I was also the student government president and had to meet with the principal to discuss how we’d find out who did it
The third time of dusty asking “but where does it go?” About the rocket launch made me lose it. Love listening to this podcast on my way home from being a nurse. Just the type of nonsense I need to hear to wind down
I can only picture the crowd yelling "Happy Birthday " before Aaron gripping the shoulder with "enough!!"
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Can we get Dusty's dad on the podcast? He sounds like a character 😂
So good to have the B.A.N.D back together. We’ve had some ups and downs with some absences and guests but I’m so used to the flow of you 4 it just doesn’t seem right to not have all of you together.
I couldn't agree more! This made me so happy. I feel like such a rookie though that it took me a minute to understand "B.A.N.D.".
B.A.N.D lol I Love it!
Love the acronym!!!
Except Nate will want to be first so maybe NAB’D? Haha
“Crockpot comedy” was perfect. I recently recommended this podcast to my mom. In trying to sell it, I told her y’all were finally hitting your stride. She then questioned why it took over 100 episodes. Been watching since episode #8!
Never forget Nate always looks good for a guy that used to be 300 pounds. Your fluctuating weight loss is why you truly are the Greatest Average American. A real man of the people!!
Hello folks and Hey Balthazar! I’m a pretty sizable guy. I’m 6’2” and easily 315lbs. About 15 minutes into todays podcast, right as you guys were talking about how you need to have a better relationship with food and it can be a hard habit to break, I bumped into my steering wheel and spilled my gas station biscuits and gravy all over the cup holders and center console of my truck. I think that was my wake up call to try and form a better relationship with food and break the biscuit and gravy before work habit!
Good for you man that's great stay strong
Dude do 50 push-ups a day and you'll be shredded by redrocks. 25 in the morning 25 at night
The prankster Dusty is referring to is Ed Bassmaster. A real OG
I am a 67 year old female, but I just love listening and watching the 4 of you. I really want to comment on the losing weight issue. I have done all the diets. ALL OF THEM. I lose the weight and it slowly comes back on. Right now I'm doing intemittent fasting (the 16/8) and losing 1 to 2 pounds a week and after the first couple of weeks, it's super easy.....and I have given up NOTHING! I figure if I can lose 52 pounds in one year, I'm good. Also, Nate I had to laugh at my husband the other day when he said let's do all our errands "in one fell swoop". Can you tell he's a fan too?
The conversation around SpaceX's rocket launching and landing was peak Nateland! I love how Nate went on a rant about how sometimes you have to just admit that you're wrong in response to Aaron and then it turned out that Aaron was EXACTLY correct. 😂
This part was so painful to listen to. I was shouting that Aaron was right as I was listening. C'mon Aaron use that computer better.
This is the only podcast I don't fast forward through the ad reads. You guys do so well at making ad reads fun! I'm sure the companies really appreciate that!
Hey Bear: You looked great at 160 in Hello World (watched it 5x already). But at 185, Dude, did you ever meet a donut you didn’t like? Yes, you CAN drop the extra tonnage before Red Rocks (fab venue, BTW!). Get back to regular running and eat healthy foods. Make up your mind to be 160 before RR concert. Don’t think of it as dieting. Think of it as healthy eating. You’re making bank these days, so hire a nutritionist. I know people who’ve lost weight by eating more food - the right food at the right time in the right amount. Warning, guilt trip coming: Don’t do it for you, do it for those two in your Girl World. Part of treasuring them is treasuring the health God gave you. Be a faithful steward of your body. You will feel better physically, mentally and spiritually. Do it! .... Love your comedy. It ain't crazeee. It's dryly cerebral, the best kind. Happy Birthday!
Everyone keeps saying how boring Nate is - WOW they're right!
BEWARE Nate - we have our eyes on you pal - NOT impressed!
This is just factually incorrect. Look at the views on the podcast. "Everyone " does not think he is boring. More accurate to say that he appeals to a particular demographic.
@@TB-zc7uz Our team has TONS of DMs that says you're WRONG buddy - HA!
Jealous much
Dude, your channel only had 2000 subscribers... troll somewhere else.
Looking at Kardye West’s AI illustration of the crew as babies, Dusty says, “I love how Brian is not really a baby.” But no one mentions that baby Dusty has a mustache and beard. Classic Nateland. Love you guys!
I actually had dusty without the beard but it didnt look right. I generated that image of aaron using his shaved face image.
I love these pics! I’d totally buy the shirt!!!
From Michelle Barry ...Hello Guys.. Nate, so nice to know men feel "heart-broken" when they gain weight, too. Don't worry the 185 isn't real; you just over-indulged on bday cupcakes. You've probably lost 5 lbs by now.On another note, you guys are almost too nice to be doing a segment on pranks! I enjoy all y'all and love Tennessee.. from a Massachusetts fan who used to cross the "border" into Rhode Island for work.
The first 15 mins hit hard as someone struggling with sugar addiction and almost 6 years sober.. it's so similar. Then when Nate said that food shouldn't be the fun, food is the fuel to go have fun. wow. That's exactly what alcohol was for me too. I thought I needed it for fun, that it was fun. Now I know that I don't need it, life is much better without it and I am happier and more confident than I ever was drinking. Now if I can kick this sugar habit, things would be great!
I’m almost caught up to you guys! You probably don’t read the comments on past shows but I wanted to add a cupcake note. My 30 year old daughter taught me to split the cupcake in half, flip the top upside down so the icing is in the middle, and eat it like a sandwich. Not as messy and it’s the only time I’ve ever eaten an entire cupcake! Try it! It’s great! Great show!
Why not ask Dusty how he stopped drinking and smoking! A food addiction is no different! Or ask Aaron how he lost his weight! There are experiences to gain from sitting right there!
Curious how both Nate and Dusty stopped drinking, and why. Would be a good topic for the next podcast
@@TB-zc7uzDusty talks about the history of his drinking a lot on his podcast
@@brandiejohnson7275 yes he does but not specifically how he quit, etc.
@@mollydog97 He started doing CBD. LOL.
Havin' a good time! 😏
I use to wait tables. One time a new bus boy got hired and I introduced myself and asked him how things were going. 2 hours later I repeated this. I then had another server tell him I had short term memory loss. I kept this up every shift for 6 months until I quit never telling him. I told
Him to watch this episode of nateland in hopes that he’ll learn the truth in true nix novicki style.
I liked when BB Gun Bates says "They went from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar, we all know that" and Nate says smugly "Everybody knows that."
Indeed, I know that because Nateland Podcast episode 28.
This is a _learning_ podcast.
I might be cutting my sister out. She told me this morning she loved Nate's specials but "doesn't get the podcast." I told her give it time. You'll figure it out eventually or maybe not at all but then you can't live without it.
Just calling me then, eh, sis?
Hello Folks! And Happy Belated Birthday, Nate!
I just started listening to the podcast a few months ago and I’m trying to cram in as many episodes as I can, bouncing from old to new. You guys make my day go by so much faster and you put a smile on my face.
I don't really like pranks because I don't like getting pranked… I’m pretty tender-hearted.
- When my big brother was a senior in high school, his friend called for me from the driveway. I thought it would be a Romeo and Juliet moment as I came to the window of my second story bedroom, but instead he mooned me. It broke my 14 yr old heart.
- My orthodontist wired my mouth shut at an appointment one time as a prank. I had a mild panic attack, but he cut the wires before I left. So, when he told me on April Fools Day that I was getting my braces off after 4 and a half years, I didn’t believe him. I cried tears of joy.
- My son likes to seek me out just to fart on me. He will run from whatever room he’s in or come inside to “hug” me, then turns around, lets one go, and runs away laughing. It still hurts my feelings! He's 11 and has been doing this since he could walk.
Keep spreading kindness, boys. And Nate, thank you for adding another show in Springfield, IL! My husband and I are looking forward to a rare date night. Sending much love your way ❤
Ok the orthodontist wasn't funny. That's sick and twisted to do that to someone and I'm sorry that happened to you. As for your son....I have 3 older brothers and 3 sons so farts are an every day occurrence around here.lol The fact that he seeks you out shows he's comfortable being goofy with you and, in a weird way, it's kind of sweet. My youngest just turned 19 and I promise you that one day those surprise farts will stop and you will miss them. ❤
I’m currently a youth pastor and was a high school math teacher before that. One of my favorite parts of both jobs is messing with the minds of teenagers.
One day, a girl walks into my math class talking about the Garth Brooks concert she had gone to over the weekend. I say, “Who is Garth Brooks?” She goes, “He’s a really famous country singer. You seriously don’t know who he is?” I go, “Nope, sorry.”
Dumbfounded, she begins to tell me all about his music. Eventually I say, “Well, I guess I’m just standing outside the fire on this one.” She goes, “THAT’S ONE OF HIS SONGS!” I’m like, “No way, seriously!? That’s crazy. What are the odds?”
So she talks for a few more minutes about Garth Brooks, then it’s time to get started with class. To wrap up the Garth conversation, I say, “Well, the thunder rolls.” Again, she freaks out. “THAT’S ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SONGS!” Everyone in the class knew I was messing with her, except her. Pretty sure she never figured it out. It was great.
at 1.5 speed its still normal lol
As always with this amazing crew, listening to y'all discuss a topic I'm knowledgeable about is quite painful but always entertaining! About the rocket taking off and coming back, SpaceX has 2 kinds of rockets. The one Nate saw was a Falcon 9, it takes off from Florida but then the booster (what you guys call "rocket", you could name it the "first engine" to make it easier) lands far off land on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean so Nate couldn't have seen it, even if he had waited for 9 minutes. The other rocket SpaceX has is the Falcon Heavy and these boosters come back down at Cape Canaveral where it launched from but they only use it once every few years. And to answer Bubble Juice's question, the top part of the rocket keeps going up because it also has an engine (you could call that the "second engine")! The big one that lands is only the first engine of the rocket and is there to give the whole thing enough power to go up towards space before it detaches and comes back, leaving the payload on its way with its smaller engine.
It’s great to see Breakfast finally has a talent for the show. Aaron is the best ad reader, Dusty’s callbacks are quick and funny, Nate refuses to let his dyslexia stop him from reading comments and now Breakfast is killing it with his segues. The show is better than ever, keep up the good work.
Saw you in Melbourne this past weekend, thanks for the great show! Family had a blast
We did a Prank or just mean spirited Vandalism at out school. A group of us, about 10 or so stole stuff from each class, the better item bigger praise. So from book and pens to tv remotes all way up to teacher teaching awards. We then planed a giant fire to burn it all. The mother of the kid who's house were at storing all stolen stuff found out night before stopped it and gave it all back thinking to save her son. But her son got arrested, expelled for it and was only one to get in trouble. Not great Prank.
I absolutely loved listening to Dusty's commentary during the POV rocket launch video. I can't show my husband anything that I think is cool because he'll sit and debunk it the same way. I hate it and love it at the same time. I'm too gullible for my own good. I think Nic and I would be good friends. Also, Happy Birthday, Nate!
“If the homeless don’t like them, the homeless don’t have to eat them!”
Lol. There couldn’t be more spaceX videos out there.
You know I have watched Nate for years and started podcast about 8months ago. I knew Dusty from Neflix segment but I never watched Brian or Aaron's comedy until recently. You know what not bad, wasn't sure how much clean comedy I would like but when your good you dont even notice its "clean". I think more people if they haven't should also give them a try, they are getting better all time.
It took almost all of 9 minutes before y'all started talking about your weight... again...
Hello folks! Just wondering if Nate, bootleg, Aaron and Dusty got a chance to watch the Tribute video I made for Nate and the whole show? A Spokesperson For Earth. Been a fan since episode 1! Hope you can spot all the references and Easter eggs. Can’t wait to see Nate tomorrow at his show in Raleigh!
Can you share a link? I'd like to see that video!
160 was too skinny! You look fine at 185!! Please come to Baltimore!!
Awesome to have the regular gang back. I hope guest are few and far between!
Hey y’all, my wife and I had an UNbelievable time at the show in Raleigh! It was a surreal moment when Nate’s dad got emotional and told us it was the biggest crowd y’all had performed for. Nate, please tell me that hour will be taped because I think it was your funniest yet!
Nate, you read Allen Carr’s book to help you quit drinking. He has a book on quitting sugar as well. We have to renew our mind to the place we no longer desire the sugar. You can do it!
The first round of golf I ever played I didn’t lose a single ball. It’s hard to lose something that’s only 25 yards in front of you.
Aaronland's "... ... ... what?" In response to Dusty at 1:30:10 fucking killed me.
Freshman year in college, I was the only non-athlete on my dorm floor that was full of football players. The people next door always had a fan in their window because the dorm didnt have AC. My roommate was always asleep at weird hours so I took his baby powder and squeezed it out the window into the neighbors window with a fan and it sucked it all in. I could hear them coughing and rushing out in the hall. I'd jump in bed and pretend to sleep and theyd come running in and wake up my roommate and thought he was pretending to sleep. I did this at least once a week for a month or two before they caught on that it was me. I wasn't a football player so they never suspected me. They thought it was awesome and we ended up pranking most people in the hall cause no knew me since I wasnt on the team, so I was unassuming and I could get by with a lot! Great year!!
Nate you have to learn to eat to live,not live to eat! I think you look healthy right now and not overweight.
Hey bear!
I was hoping you'd talk about the wildest prank I've ever heard of, which was the 1938 radio broadcast - 'War of the Worlds' by Orson Welles. It really wasn't a prank, it was meant to be entertainment, but madman/genius Welles decided to broadcast the story of this martian invasion across the United States as real, and people were terrified and even took their own lives because they heard on the radio that the alien invaders were about to hit their areas. This was before, and greatly influenced, many of the radio practices we use today, periodic announcements of the station name and requiring true public threats to have auditory queues and verbal elements. Orson just never said 'this is a story and not real'. Wild stuff.
I think he actually did, but it was at the beginning and end, so if you tuned in the middle, you wouldn't have heard it.
@@lhenderson9140 oh did he!? I watched it all the way thru but was distracted. I'm glad it got a mention!
My friend’s brother had the best senior prank. He and his friends brought 3 chickens to school and numbered them 1, 2, & 4. So the whole day people were looking for the “3rd” chicken. Those guys were legends.
Nice shout out to Shelby Foote, he was a true southern gentleman!
SpaceX live streams every single launch on RUclips. For somebody who clearly gets all of their news and information from weird RUclips channels it's hard to believe Dusty hasn't seen any of those.
During the ad read when Bates started reading all the stage direction.. just classic Barnacle. Good stuff
Aaron and Nate wondering how long the return of the rocket takes while looking at a video with a literal giant timer at the bottom.... #WelcomeToNateland
You guys mentioning FAU made me so happy. As Bryan knows MTSU is also part of conference USA so let’s go owls! Let’s win it all!
When I went there we had just gotten into the NCAA. The campus is crazy awesome now. Huge brand new football stadium too.
@@ahoblit yeah the stadium is great! I was there when we had Singletary as our running back and lane kiffin as our head coach. It was a great 2 years.
Babe Ruth both hit and pitched in 10 seasons, not 2 as college boy proclaimed. Ask Notre Dame for a refund, college boy.
I didn't major in baseball history, but either way: yes, he pitched in 10 seasons, but four of those seasons (1914, 1920, 1921, 1930, 1933) were 4 or less games. He didn't really start hitting full-time until 1918-19. Stopped pitching right around then, too. Point is, he wasn't doing what Ohtani is doing right now. Not even close IMO
@@AaronWebercomedy I accept your apology, and I look forward to your humble correction in the next episode. I will relay the correction to your hurtful comments to the Ruth family, the family that you went out of the way to besmirch with your recklessness. Take care.
When I was in high school, our senior pranks would be against our homecoming rivals. The seniors from our rival school took a small yellow school bus, cut it in half, wrapped it around a tree in our quad and welded it together. For our comeback, we had put 500 lbs of manure into there brand new pool.
I feel for Nate's weight loss struggle. I got into great shape for my wedding two years ago(155 lbs) and immediately after my honeymoon, I gained all the weight back (184 lbs). I've been trying to get back down to even just 160 lbs for the last two years and the lowest I'll get to is about 174 lbs, then I'm back up to 180 lbs a few months later. Even working out 6 days a week, if you can't control your late-night snacking, you'll never be able to out work a bad diet.
Just saw Nate with my girlfriend in Raleigh and it was phenomenal . She was weirded out a bit at first considering I am Latino and she is Indian and walking to our seats some guy behind us said real loud “Learn the goddamn language” . We were talking to each other in English and I turned around to make eye contact with the guy who just looked at me and her weird …. When Dustin came on and asked if there were any Muslims in the house , she was the solitary “WOO” in the crowd … thankfully , the show was so amazing still and we both felt so comfortable laughing our hearts out , that we ended the night with huge smiles on our faces ! Thanks Nate and thanks to Mr Bargatze who might be my girlfriends favorite magician ever now , you guys are the best .!
I had to go to the dentist today, but I also got to watch this podcast... so everything evens out.
Love you guys. thanks for everything!
You guys are correct. The beginning of the new year is a fun topic. According to the calendar that God set up for us (in scripture (Exodus 12, etc...)), the first month of the year happens sometime around springtime, with Passover taking place on the 14th day of that first month every year. So whenever you see Bible believers celebrating Passover, just know that the new year was 14 days before that. Sadly, when mankind decided to change God's created calendar, the masses eventually learned to scoff at those who still adhered to doing things God's way.
Some wild and crazy guys. Breaking doors and crashing weddings!! Happy Birthday Nate! 🎂
Nate and the guys are asking questions with the answer right in front of them!! The video clearly showed T+8:25 when the rocket was landing.
I just pranked my wife on April Fools by purchasing a "Men's" bathroom sign and putting it on our bathroom door. Our only bathroom door. Well worth the 98 cents I spent.
You guys were talking about pranks and then also talked about space rockets. So I'm shocked that nobody brought up the fake reality show about sending contestants up into space. It was called 'Space Cadets' and you can see it on youtube. All of the contestants really thought that they were going to space but the whole thing ended up being a ruse. Such a great example of how easy it is to fool the masses.
1:16:28 Dusty is talking about Ed Bassmaster. The original RUclips prankster! He does harmless pranks and is generally credited as the OG. He's great. Just look at it!
In high school, two of my friends had the same car, like an old Carola or something. Somehow, their keys worked on each other's car. One day at lunch, one of them used their key to move the others car to a completely different part of the parking lot so when the other friend came out for his lunch the car was gone. Still makes me laugh 15 years later
Classic Nateland, Aaron talking about baseball and saying Ohtani is the greatest player ever, Babe Ruth hit more homeruns himself then entire teams hit for the year several times. He literally changed the game with his power. The ball then was also softer and didn't fly as far. His ERA was career 2.28, his career batting average was .342 over 21 YEARS. Walter Johnson threw the ball over 100 MPH, his career ended in 1927, so I think pitchers were throwing harder than 80 MPH.
It’s all good Nateland, loved you and vechione wit Theo. Head up comedy in Nashville :)
2006-Madison Ridgeland Academy (Madison, MS.)- We bought hundreds of rolls of t.p. and unleashed them all over the campus. Lame Senior prank but we were masters of the craft of "rolling"...we had skill. We pulled a real professional job but it took our principal no time at all to figure out the culprits. Our punishment? The 7 of us had to come to school on a Saturday and dig 2, 6ftx6ft holes, toss one roll of t.p. in the bottom of each hole and fill 'em back up. Our day as grave diggers was spent with no shade in the Mississippi May heat. Real fun day (every bit of sarcasm intended).
Hey there, to Nate, Aaron, Dusty, and Thier Bastion of Bafoonery, Big Bad Brian Bates!
I drive for Uber and I am re-listening to all the Nateland episodes while I am waiting for the new ones to come out on Wednesdays.
I was listening to ep. 82, you guys were harassing Aaron about his TV watching while he drives. He said he has a tiny, Unobtrusive, PIP up in the corner of his screen.
I have the same setup with my Uber app and a Tiny PIP in the corner for Nateland.
Less than 30 minutes later, I got pulled over, (while I had a huge PANTLOAD of Non-English Speaking passengers in my car), for having a blue UBER Sign in my front window. Apparently that's illegal.
I told the officer that I had no idea and I started taking it down, he then leaned in and looked at my phone and said "What is that on your screen?" I told him it was my UBER app, and a podcast I was listening to. He said, "Well, having a video aimed at you while driving is illegal too! I wasn't going to ticket you for the sign, but since you've got two different violations, I'm going to go ahead and write them up. "
Meanwhile, without saying a word, my passengers quietly got out and walked away. I called to them and they just waved me away.
I did not get five stars or a tip. I blame Aaron for everything. I'm going to go ahead and send the ticket to him. 😉
My question is, how well would the guys do with Impractical Joker style pranks? Who would be the biggest loser and what would the punishment be?
Also, thank y’all for doing what you do. My mom went to Nate’s show in Raleigh last night and my mother in law is going to the one in Pittsburgh tonight. Neither of them have ever been to a comedy show before but I got them tickets for Christmas. My mom and dad loved it by the way! Thank you for producing comedy that not only can I enjoy but I can recommend to my family without feeling nervous about them hearing a bunch of dirty stuff that they don’t like. Keep it goin folks!
Nate's confession of the situation he was facing with his weight loss journey and going to Red Rocks broke my heart for him and hit sooo close to home... I lost 120 pounds and kept it off for 8 years... had a couple of really bad years and now it's all back, only harder to lose now that I'm older. Heartbreaking!
My best prank came when I was 20. I use to help out with the youth group I went to when I was in high school. Naturally, I was friends with some of the older kids since I was only a couple years older than some of them. About 2 or 3 years, not a Breakfast situation.
At the end of one night, myself and a couple of the other youth leaders thought it would be funny if I hid in one of my buddy's cars and pop out when he got in. As we thought about it more, we wondered how far I could get without him noticing. So I got in the back seat of his sedan. Luckily, he was a pretty messy kid, so I was able to put a bunch of stuff over me in the back seat (i.e., clothes, books, etc.). At one point, he grabbed something from the back seat. I thought for sure he would see me but his car was so messy he still didn't notice or feel me.
As we drive away he starts jamming out. Since we just left the church, he was feeling like worshipping still. This is where I start to slightly feel bad. As he pulls into the driveway of his mom's house, he just sits there for a good 15 seconds decompressing from a long week and from singing some of his favorite songs with a lot of passion. Now that he's at peace, quiet and comfort, I reach out from the back seat and say "hey, man, thanks for the ride home." He screams "NO!! No!" as he puts his hand up trying to block whatever he thinks might be coming at him.
He was a good sport about it. He tried to pull the same prank on me a few weeks later but didn't get as good a reaction.. I was on the phone with my ex who was in on it. As he popped up, I simply asked her if I needed to give him a ride home now. He was pretty disappointed.
My husband worked for Space X at Vanderberg Space Force in Lompoc CA and he worked at the launch pad for Falcon 9. He was there when they started landing the rocket back on the pad. There are 2 and 3 stages to the launch. One being when the payload (usually satellites from different countries) detaches from the rocket. After that is when the rocket comes back down.
The guy that would go around saying “would you look at that” is a bloke by the name of Ed Bassmaster. Dude is funnier than the Pope’s hat. I thoroughly enjoy the podcast. If you guys are ever on the prowl for a decently obese Iowa boy to come join y’all, look me up. I’m the only man you’ve ever heard of by the name Madison. Can’t miss me. Keep her movin’.
Aaron, I can totally sympathize with the furiosity of parking garages asking for a tip. As a native Houstonian I am familiar with this faux pas. Hakeem Olajuwon owns a large majority of our downtown parking garages, so please don’t blame our wonderful city, blame one of the city’s biggest icons and its greatest basketball player of all time. Thanks and keep the good times going!
I’m with Dusty. The rocket launches of the last few years have looked suspiciously like CGI to me. Also since listening to the Greg Warren episode I have bought Pringles on at least 2 occasions and the A.A. chips talk will probably fuel more unnecessary snack purchases
Hello folks! The guy that says “Would ya look at that?” Is your fellow comedian, Ed Bassmaster, and he would make THE BEST guest for “Pranks & Practical Jokes Pt.2”
When I first started dating my now-wife, I decided to play a silly prank on her and her roommates. I bought several hundred miniature plastic animals and started hiding them around their apartment. After several months (and 100+ animals hidden all over) I get a text from my wife; apparently they thought some one was breaking into their place and doing nothing but hiding animals and leaving. I only fessed up when they decided they should call the police 😂 couldn’t have planned a better ending.
I was just reminded of when I pranked both my little brother and my pastor during an Easter service 10 years ago. During the sermon my pastor very somberly asked the rhetorical question, “why did Jesus die on the cross?”
In a moment of poor judgement I nudged my little brother and whispered to him to say “to get to the other side!”
The little guy blurted it out as loudly as he could and stopped the message dead in its tracks. The pastor was very gracious with us afterwards, but I haven’t felt as happy and guilty in one moment as that Sunday.
The best prank I play on students is showing a video about North Carolina's failing marshmallow crop. A small portion of the class usually falls for it. Once, it was even a kid who lived on a farm. I use that video to talk about the importance of finding good sources for research.
I'll go proofread this now.
I'm in my mid 50s and when Aaron said having old "before" photos on your phone that you've done nothing with... I about crashed my car laughing. 😅 talk about observational comedy, there is a comedy bit in that comment because there are a lot of us that have said " here we go!" ... and nothin' 🤣
Spring was the original beginning of the year, especially after God gave the new Lunar calendar to the Hebrews thru Moses before the Exodus from Egypt. There's a whole thing with sun worship as to why the calendar changed at all.
One of the best pranks I’ve ever heard done was a radio show (Free Beer and Hot Wings) that talked about an Ivy League study, saying only geniuses or extremely high IQ people can hear this specific sound frequency. Then they played five seconds of radio silence. The amount of callers and textures to the show that said they had to pull over because it was so loud or that their ears hurt and they were forced to shut off the radio was just pure gold. They broke the news to the listeners later and said that they didn’t play anything just to get the reaction but some people still double down and said they could hear something.
You guys crack me up! The whole time Aaron is searching for proof that the rocket returns quickly there is an actual timer running at the bottom of the video he had pulled up showing the rocket returning to the pad. Hilarious!
don't feel bad about balls, if you use 200 dollars worth of balls it's still nothing compared to what you pay for clubs, other gear, clothes, oh and golf membership, i don't imagine you going to the cheapest golf courses in america.
Nate, you were on your way to the correct pronunciation the first time. Raper is pronounced exactly how you hope it’s not. Why, I do not know. It’s a great for doing standup, though. A lot of comics say it’s awkward to know how to start a set, but I automatically know I’m gonna have to either confirm or correct the host’s pronunciation of my name.
We use to take a goodwill purse on a fishing line on the side of the road, We would pull the line and it would scare them. One time a cop pulled over and grabed the line and put it in his car. The plastic spool was bouncing down the road when he left.This was back in the 80s,I can't imagine doing this now you would get a bunch of meth heads .
The rocket comes back 8 minutes and 22 seconds after launch. It literally says it on the video showing the rocket landing. T+00:08:22. T- is the count down time to lunch. T+ is the time after launch.
A big part of the Opie and Anthony “dead mayor” joke was that officials pulled his children out of school to tell them he had died before it was apparent it was an April fools joke. Years and years later, they apologized to Mumbles Menino but he refused it.
Where do they get the comments for comment roundup? Twitter? Instagram? RUclips? Facebook?
All of the above
Hate to break it to you Nate, but Julian spilled the beans about your birthday. My husband and I actually went to your show for his birthday present which was the next day. So when we learned it was your birthday we freaked out, as did the entire crowd. Learning that it was your birthday made the show even better. However, there were some girls in front of us at the show that would not stop talking and we wish Aaron was there to tell them “enough”. Love the podcast!
My brother-in-law went in my house to get something and decided to turn all of my furniture in the living room around to face the wall. When I got home from work at midnight I saw it and knew I had to get him back. So….he wasn’t home one evening and my sister was gone for the night, so my mom and I switched his mattress and box spring around. We put the box spring on top and remade the bed. He got home late and had to remake his bed😂😂. Then the ne night I went to my truck to leave work and he had removed my tailgate and put it in the front seat. I need something to top that one.
A family friend of mine grew up in a small town in Idaho and for his senior prank, him and his friends let a bunch of cows into the school. Needless to say it got out of hand. instead of just walking the halls like they thought the cows would, the cows freaked out, pooped all over floors, trashed lockers and ruined the new gym floor that had just been installed a few weeks before. The group of boys were all arrested and although charges were dropped, had to pay fines and came very close to not graduating. The prank got so much attention that it was even mentioned on the tonight show with Jay Leno.
I'd like to start by saying this was not MY senior class, I was a junior when this happened. I was in a Human Anatomy class and the last part of this class was us dissecting cats. There were seniors in this class with me and when we finished with our cats, the senior boys in the class volunteered (rather enthusiastically) to be the ones that took the cats to the dumpster. Apparently they left them in a safe spot that no one would find and came back overnight and when we got to school the next morning there were dissected cats all over the science building's roof. Needless to stay, that teacher was NOT happy and those boys ended up not walking at graduation.
OK Nate I'm doing it. April 5th Im doing my first open mic in Phoenix at the Stir Crazy Comedy Club its been a year in the making and you inspirated me to go for it and from Phoenix im going to LA
Brin Theo here!
Does the gang know that spring doesn’t begin in April all over the world? In the Southern Hemisphere Spring starts in September. So if the new year started at the start of spring, there’d still be April fools.
My school did junior and senior wars and it would get out of hand every single year. Fights, property damage and one time the seniors kidnapped a junior. The school district and county police put a stop to it about 2 years after I graduated, some students had completely destroyed anothers car and the parents started physical altercations with other parents over property damage. These were never pranks and idk why it lasted so long.
Lol guess I should of been more clear about the rv park I lived in lol. It was called a rv park but it was more campers I guess they didn't move and it was only 35 ft. So yea we stepped up lol
I get y Nate doesn't say the bits he's currently doing on stage.. but he's got to stop referencing them. Cuz there's nothing more frustrating than hearing "I got an awesome joke about that" and then not hearing it! Nate I love u, but yur killing me with that
My son who's a senior at Belmont n a waiter at True Food in Greenhills high-school job was a Steak and Shake waiter. The lessons learned there were more valuable than that fancy school on Wedgewood
Nate are you sure its not muscle that you've gained? I lost 90 lbs then started to freak out when my weight began to rise. I realized my pants weren't getting any tighter but I was gaining muscle mass.
In high school our senior pranks got a little out of hand. Brick thrown through glass, tree planted on football field. Cops were called in. I was involved some of it. I was also the student government president and had to meet with the principal to discuss how we’d find out who did it
The third time of dusty asking “but where does it go?” About the rocket launch made me lose it. Love listening to this podcast on my way home from being a nurse. Just the type of nonsense I need to hear to wind down