When my boyfriend stayed with me for about a week, (were both in the navy and live across the country) I would play Mary every night to help me sleep and he has to sleep in complete silence, but he laughed with me every night. I’d pass out halfway through a video and I’d have to rewatch it the next day, but I’m convinced he had to watch the same Lynette or Charity video for like three nights
I'm shaking! I feel seen! A while back I dyed my hair lilac. It's my absolute favorite color and I loved it! But I always used to hear from many adults how it was not my color and washed out my skin tone and made me look pale. Was so disheartening. I haven't dyed it that color since. lol.
dont let that stop you! i know its easy to say but truly it doesnt matter what other people think what hair "suits" you, its your hair and you deserve to have it be the way you want!
I'm not sure how on earth you are able to keep a straight face, but your sense of humor has me STILL laughing hours later. So now I'M the one who looks crazy! 🤣 I was sitting on my porch and when you talked about her skin looking less like a frog's ass, I can't imagine what my neighbors must have thought. I spit out my tea and was rocking back and forth, laughing maniacally to myself. You are just the BEST!!! Thank you ❤🙏❤🙏❤
I love how all your slightly nuts characters just deteriorate over time. This lady goes from stumbling over boundaries to kidnapping, the HR lady goes from stumbling over boundaries to kidnapping, the dentist goes from stumbling over boundaries to nearly kidnapping... wait a minute
I hope Lady Mary see’s this comment. It may be strange, but this is a video to calm my anxiety after I take my medication. It’s so relaxing and helps me so much!! Thank you, Lady Mary!😊😊
normal kidnapped people: "oh my god help" me: "aww you're sweet *-waves hand-* im nothin to fuss over, sure you can touch my nose!" 10/10 on the gaslighting, although the negging I could do without >>
Hi Mary! Could you do a video talking about ways to cope with the current crisis that we are in. I suffer from severe anxiety and depression and I come to your videos when I’m feeling uncertain and need to distract myself from all the crazy things that are going on! It would mean the world to me listening to you speak some words of encouragement and hope during this terrible time. Thank you 🙏
You're hilarious. 😂 Thank you Mary. ❤ You really brightened my day, and helped me sleep. I just wish I wasn't so damn tired every blazing moment of most of my days. 😔 Man I tell you, it really gets old.
I've been doing this for about five years now and have 2,000+ videos on this platform, most of which were made in my own home. Trust me; they're used to it. They don't even bat an eye, no matter how they see me dressed up when I come out of my room.
Your voice is pure magic!!! You are just too funny! The funny thing is these characters remind me of a coworker she’s all of these quirky odd personalities without the kidnapper vibe lol
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Love how it says “ Stalker House” in the back 😂
😁
It really sets the scene
The smiley face really scares me.
"I'm just gonna use my hands, don't worry, I washed 'em yesterday"
😂
Priceless!!
@@13crystalsister I did not expect it I had a nice laugh before falling asleep 😆
The glasses make the whole look
OMG I MISSED HER 😂😂😂😂 literally waited 3 years for this
🤣🤣🤣
Right?!?! I obsessively 😏 watch the makeup one and thought oh I need to search and see if she ever did another one. Can’t believe I missed it!
... it was that dang restraining order that kept her from us :(
This channel > Netflix
Better sound mixing too.
“Can I touch it? I don’t have the sickness.” 😂😂😂
I love how skilled you are at portraying a character, Charity, the Obsessed Fan, etc. you really just do a wonderful job!
When my boyfriend stayed with me for about a week, (were both in the navy and live across the country) I would play Mary every night to help me sleep and he has to sleep in complete silence, but he laughed with me every night. I’d pass out halfway through a video and I’d have to rewatch it the next day, but I’m convinced he had to watch the same Lynette or Charity video for like three nights
when the coronavirus is over please do a stationary organization at dollar tree!! i love your videos mary!! so creative
I'd love to do any in-store video at this point. I never thought I'd miss them so much. 😢
@@SouthernASMRSounds Prolly missing them even more now. Who would have thought?
Oh Mary, you deserve an Oscar for your roleplays! I found this strangely relaxing, thanks for all your efforts, especially during this difficult time.
"I got in a street fight with a raccoon" is gonna make me laugh in my sleep 😂
“I asked one cashier and she threw a stapler at me for even asking about it...” 🤣🤣 I love it!
“I liberated you from your house” 😂 good lord!! Not the crotch kick! I’m relaxed and cracking up
I can't get enough of these. I was listening to a video of your 'creepy' character last night, and I just laughed so hard when trying to sleep hahahh
I swear no one's ever been this happy to see me, the stalker videos are really great for my confidence. XD
I am in quarantine for 20 days now and I am afraid that I will do this to one of my neighbours just to have some company 😂
My brain is so confused, this is relaxing,funny AND terrifying all at the same time 🤩
I'm shaking! I feel seen! A while back I dyed my hair lilac. It's my absolute favorite color and I loved it! But I always used to hear from many adults how it was not my color and washed out my skin tone and made me look pale. Was so disheartening. I haven't dyed it that color since. lol.
Omg that's crazy
You must have been SHOOK TO THE CORE
dont let that stop you! i know its easy to say but truly it doesnt matter what other people think what hair "suits" you, its your hair and you deserve to have it be the way you want!
Life’s to short to care what other people think!! Easier said than done but if you like it dye it! It’s not on their head!
you're so naturally funny, it's amazing
"it looks less like a frogs ass now" LOL that has me dead
I'm not sure how on earth you are able to keep a straight face, but your sense of humor has me STILL laughing hours later. So now I'M the one who looks crazy! 🤣 I was sitting on my porch and when you talked about her skin looking less like a frog's ass, I can't imagine what my neighbors must have thought. I spit out my tea and was rocking back and forth, laughing maniacally to myself. You are just the BEST!!! Thank you ❤🙏❤🙏❤
I KIND OF BORROWED YOU. Like a library book. 😂😂😂
Why does this give me more tingles than usual? What does that say about me?
It’s so funny how excited she sounds in the begging.and those glasses give me a Ted Bundy vibe 😂, iii I couldn’t stop laughing!
I love how all your slightly nuts characters just deteriorate over time. This lady goes from stumbling over boundaries to kidnapping, the HR lady goes from stumbling over boundaries to kidnapping, the dentist goes from stumbling over boundaries to nearly kidnapping... wait a minute
LMAO. Yes, as a woman, being kicked in the crotch definitely still hurts, lol. Quarantining is perfecting your genius. Thank you.
Lol does this remind anyone of the Nora episode from Icarly
haha this is exactly what i was thinking
“Hands tied to the chair and legs tied to the chair and of course the chair will be bolted to the floor”
Dance she really cares about us, huh?
IVE MISSED HER!!! one of your best characters.
I feel weird but I got so many tingles from this 😂
This is absolute gold Mary. You deserve a million subscribers 👏 ❤️
Omg this was one of my favorite videos and I relistened to it just last night! Perfect timing 😂😂♥
Thank you for these amazing videos while we’re stuck at home during “the galloping consumption”! 😘💓
You are priceless, Mary! These skits are hysterical! Thanks, yet again, for the break from all the “V” talk. 🤗
OMG YESSSS! I watch your old video all the time this is the best 😭❤️
"When I liberated you from your house..." 🤣
When you were describing the sugar scrub thing and the monopoly, I was genuinely terrified. I hate monopoly.
I love your roleplays. It was hilarious that she gave us an extra hour to be ready for her to kindly liberate us from our home.
I’m so happy you finally did another one!! Love this character
Can't wait to see Mary love the video you're the best 🌼🍡💙😁
Aww Cathy, I look for your comment for all the videos, you are so positive! xxx
This is my favourite character of yours, I wish her and charity would interract
Mary, I’ve been watching your videos for years! How did this gem slip passed me all this time?? It’s wonderful! 😂😂😂
love the little smiley face, Mary! 😂
I hope Lady Mary see’s this comment. It may be strange, but this is a video to calm my anxiety after I take my medication. It’s so relaxing and helps me so much!! Thank you, Lady Mary!😊😊
Social distance 🤚 you stalker ✋ step off. She seems like she's gonna skin you 😱
Mary, this stalker is very freaky 😬😢
This is my FAVORITE character that you do!!! (ever in competition with Harvest, of course 😂) Thank you so much for bringing her back!!!
"Does this llama pendant look familiar to you?" 😂😂😂😂
One of my favorite characters 😭 thank you thank you!!
i somehow missed this entire character but thee videos just popped up a day or two ago. but i’ve been binging and i absolutely love this lol
“It looks less like a frogs ass now. “ 😂😂
never clicked on a video so fast😂😂 i love these series🤣
You are always so creative Mary!!
normal kidnapped people: "oh my god help"
me: "aww you're sweet *-waves hand-* im nothin to fuss over, sure you can touch my nose!"
10/10 on the gaslighting, although the negging I could do without >>
Hi Mary! Could you do a video talking about ways to cope with the current crisis that we are in. I suffer from severe anxiety and depression and I come to your videos when I’m feeling uncertain and need to distract myself from all the crazy things that are going on! It would mean the world to me listening to you speak some words of encouragement and hope during this terrible time. Thank you 🙏
Your so creative love all your characters 💗
It’s very “Misery” by Stephen King and I love it ❤️
You're hilarious. 😂 Thank you Mary. ❤ You really brightened my day, and helped me sleep. I just wish I wasn't so damn tired every blazing moment of most of my days. 😔 Man I tell you, it really gets old.
“You kicked me in the crotch” 😂
Ahhhhhhh I love when you do these videos. 💓💓💓🌸🌸
I hope you do the scrub and monopoly as the next role play. This was fantastic! Much love♥️♥️
Yaaaaaas.. My Queen.. That is brilliant 💋💋
Mary, you’ve done it again!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Such a fantastic video!! I have waited for so long for this video! I love you and your videos! Thank you for posting!
I use your longer videos for the background when I stretch my splits. This time I couldn’t stop laughing and had to get off my yoga mat. 😂😂
I have been waiting for another one of these omggg
Yessss! this is just what I needed ♡♡♡ I love your stalker roleplays tyy
It's been 84 years. - old Rose voice and it was worth it!!! (My voice)
r/whoooooosh
Some of the dialogue reminded me of the mean librarian character, which I love the videos for. Such a great video
This genuinely scared me. But like I support it.
Your kids are probably like “ Guys I think mom went crazy!”
I've been doing this for about five years now and have 2,000+ videos on this platform, most of which were made in my own home. Trust me; they're used to it. They don't even bat an eye, no matter how they see me dressed up when I come out of my room.
YEEEEESSSS SHES BACK BLESS YOU MARY
Ooh! Another role play! Thank You Ma’am!!! 🤗
When she pulls out the exact foundation you use and says “I know you use this kind of foundation” 😳
YESSSS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS AGAIN
Why do I think this is based on creepy emails and letters that Mary has received. 🤣
Oh, this is nothing compared to some of the communications I've received.
no idea how i managed to fall asleep to this...i couldn’t stop laughing this is comedy gold
I didn't know 'Arbys' was a trigger word for me till now 😳
This just reminds me so much of the film “Misery”
If you’ve never seen it I highly recommend it
Oh yeah, I've seen it.
Would’ve been surprised if you hadn’t haha
It’d be fun if you could do some classic movie inspired videos? Whispered would be amazing!
Who else fell asleep mid day watching this 🙃
She's my biggest fan....sigh....if only lol
I love ur accent so much!
Your voice is pure magic!!! You are just too funny! The funny thing is these characters remind me of a coworker she’s all of these quirky odd personalities without the kidnapper vibe lol
Truly terrifying! Love this character
This was amazing. ❤️🔥
This is like that girls bday party on iCarly
I love the sign in the background 🤣🤣
I would love to see another stalker I come back to this video all the time!!
Please, come liberate me!! Day 11 of shelter in place-my feet would love a good sugar scrub. Thanks, Mary! 🌷
Listening to this while drifting off to sleep is bound to give me nightmares! Lmao xD
I can’t believe that you are not an undercover actress
Ohh my god I love ur voice it’s amazing 🤩
This was hilarious I needed this laugh 😂😂
Ok but listen right..am I the only one who thinks she would do an amazing Carole Baskin roleplay from the tiger king?😂😂
🥳🥳🥳
YKNOW I ALMOST GO CROSSEYED WHEN I LOOK AT YOU? 👁 👄 👁
This is my mom when she’s on her depression pills 😂 she doesn’t make them anymore but still. She was wack
“ I wanna be like you when I grow up “
Me : but aren’t you already grown ?
You look like Trelawney from Harry Potter with glasses on!!
I named my cactus after Patrice.
YOUR SOOOO AMAZING!