Maybe this is the pandemic talking but is this guy the most entertaining human being ever? I’m watching some dude opening packages and I’m having a ball
I delivered for UPS prior to my career ending injury. The driver who delivered to you had such a great attitude. Most of them wouldn't have been as cool as that dude. But at the same time, when you have 175 stops and 400 packages in your package car it's always nice, visually to see a good chuck of them go out. Makes you feel like you actually made a dent. Nothings worst than making like 30 stops for envelopes or small packages and feeling like you haven't made any progress. It's a tough job, but that's the job and they get paid very well for it too.
Have you thought about live streaming on RUclips? You can go as long as you want, the video isn't backwards and you don't have to record it in portrait mode.
Dave could be the funniest man alive to be honest😂 I’ve laughed harder than I thought I could a couple times during this review. And normally when people try hard it’s not funny but Dave is straight comedy🤣 Also Dutch Bro’s coffee is better than Starbucks imo. It’s some bomb ass coffee. People line up everyday for it out here in The Bay Area
Warched your video again. Love your 4 runner. I would just be using it for everyday commuting. Occasionally going up north. Do you feel a limited would be a better choice. And i would want every option you have. i.e, canvas back, cold air intake, the tray for wireless charging. Is that transfer case shifter difficult to use. Wish i could get in touch with you somehow. Hope your both well..What other colours does the 22 come in your model
What your going to put the drugs inside a potatoe? Please explain i know many many methods. But the potatoe would never make sense. I mean how will you even get em in there, and close it back up , to where it looks like it hasn't been tampered with
Wow that samurai sword though. By far the best thing you’ve gotten. Absolutely incredible. Also the most expensive thing you’ve gotten. How do I get to a level where people send me free samurai swords. I’m currently at the level where people that sell samurai swords kick me out of their store
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2.5 years later and this is still comedy gold.
I can’t believe how electric this is
3 years...still fuckin
Easily some of his all time best content 😂
The apron got me
"I'd tell you if I was doing coke" Dave Portnoy
All 10 times.
Yeah you can tell the difference between coke and adderall. If he was on coke he would be incoherent, adderall just makes you talk fast.
jack willis
Wrong
ThA MAN C MAcK I don’t have much experience with coke but my brother is prescribed adderall and that shit makes him go a million miles an hour.
Coke makes you chatty as fuck!!
3 years later.. still holding strong. The laughs are still there
dave talking to his kitchen knife telling it that it will always be the original killed me
But he's got enough adderall in his system to get a horse through school
lliammcbean this comment sent me
That’s one smart horse
What did he mean by “get anthraxed”
Thata boy
AHAHHAHAHA
Maybe this is the pandemic talking but is this guy the most entertaining human being ever? I’m watching some dude opening packages and I’m having a ball
I don't think Dave's coke dealer is social distancing.
Its not coke. Its being stuck in an apartment for a month lol.
Brad A nah it’s an insane amount of adderall
Adderall
Why is this the best content on the internet right now?
Why is this so enjoyable to watch lol
503 Workshop Ted Kaczynski was right, he’s a hero for humanity.
Adderall
Because he’s fucking hilarious
Idk
Still come back to these. These got me through the worst of covid forsure
Man. I remember when these were coming out. Legit put a smile on my face during those crazy dark times.
Put a smile on my face in a sad dark time
Never waited so hard for an unboxing! Hate us cuz they ain’t us. El prez !!!!
Dave is so zipped out of his mind here. “I thought that was an animal back there”
This was the point that confirmed amphetamines were used shortly before this video.
Im dying
haha Aderall for his ADHD
no way I he said this right when I saw this comment.
no no no, aderall to get high and be zooted@@CDNSnowDay
One day trader, everyone knows he put his money in airline stocks during a pandemic
One bite everyone knows Trump will send a boat load of money to Boeing everyone knows we are fucked...
He shorted BA and it went up he bought BA and it went down. Daytrading is risky AF
I made money swing trading airline stocks
This is the greatest content of the COVID19 crisis. Accidental genius and a much-needed respite from the madness.
Giggled like a school girl for 34 mins 😂 thank you Davey Packages!!
That anthrax scare halting the two minute drill is so classic. Lead the team down the field to the redzome, still had two timeouts.. intercepted
"I didn't mean to take a shot at Dana. It's not his fault he's fat, he's just building the brand"
Dave "I don't do coke" Portnoy: I love sweatpants. What are those anvils?
Clearly shows that they are sledgehammers.
I'm so happy I get to watch Dave's descent into madness with you all.
This is one of the most entertaining things I've seen. Keep up the fun!
Absolutely reckless the way he opens up boxes. I love it.
Watching a quarantined man’s slow descent into madness.
This is unbelievable content. I love coming back to watch these.
Dave "I can immediately tell that's a 7 incher" Portnoy
"that's a keeper" tosses shirt across the room
When he put on that hat and then pulled the knife out had my crying. Omg
Imagine giving a huge sword only to get upstaged by an even bigger sword.
first one is a machete not a sword
@@JoachimLevel It's a rocking pizza cutter. That's why it has that second handle on the top.
Imagine getting a huge dildo,then getting a BIGGER DILDO,he's not afraid of GIANT DILDOS,he works in an office full of GIANT DILDOS
That was so perfect 😂
Watched this on my lunch break made my day😂
Spaztastic... Dave makes the Energizer Bunny look like he's in slowmo..... I feel like I need rehab just watching these unboxings...
☮️❤️😊
Crazy how opening packages could make me laugh so hard 🤣
im so happy the internet pulled through for unboxing 2. It can only get better from here.
The unboxing videos may be the funniest content I’ve seen from Portnoy
After 32 days in you cannot believe how much you make me laugh!! Thank You!! Stay forever
"What we learned in the unboxing 1 is I am not on Coke." lol
*Did We Though?*
“I don’t do coke” -guy who does coke
Yup
The best content to watch!!! big love Dave from Manchester england 🤙🤙🙌🇬🇧
your unboxings have made you grow on me, preciate you brother. God Bless you my guy.
You make Monday, which has been s***** wonderful. Just washing these videos, you are awesome.
Dave “I’d tell you if I’m doing coke” Portnoy
Dave is so entertaining!!! Space cadet. I had to come back and watch again!!!
I delivered for UPS prior to my career ending injury.
The driver who delivered to you had such a great attitude. Most of them wouldn't have been as cool as that dude. But at the same time, when you have 175 stops and 400 packages in your package car it's always nice, visually to see a good chuck of them go out. Makes you feel like you actually made a dent. Nothings worst than making like 30 stops for envelopes or small packages and feeling like you haven't made any progress.
It's a tough job, but that's the job and they get paid very well for it too.
This video made my day. Dave was like a little kid! ❤
one ground up adderall before streaming, everybody knows the rules
His face when he got the sword was priceless!
dave, havent laughed like this in a while....ty 4 this. keep em coming
I take 60 mg adderall and it’s pretty much coke. He looks like me after lunch in 6th grade
Liam French more like meth😂
@@MrJaimeisagangster Either way he still my prez. A little booger sugar ain't shit when you sell your company for millions. It isn't breaking news
Liam French go back to CS gambling.
Liam French “Booger sugar” 🤣
@@ParlaySeb go back to unboxing jailbroken ps3 nerd
Man creates empire. Man makes $100M. Man can’t use a tripod. There is hope for all of us!
Keep watching till the end to see the debut of the "Amish Ninja"....watch the sheer joy in his face when he unwraps the sword!!! Hahaha
The content we want.... no the content we need! Thanks Dave
How have I been missing these unboxings! 😅
Dude looking back, I tuned in faithfully to watch Dave open boxes and big cat play a ncaa football game that was like 6 years old at the time
Havent laughed so hard in awhile 😂😂
I want a girl to look at me the way dave looks at that sword.
This is turning into the new bad unboxing and I’m here for it
Have you thought about live streaming on RUclips? You can go as long as you want, the video isn't backwards and you don't have to record it in portrait mode.
KELEX where is he streaming live in the first place?
@@StonedMewtwo Instagram
@@StonedMewtwo Instagram @stoolpresidente
@John Frylock Instagram is for cocksucker's
@John Frylock don't use the f-word you'll be reported by the real f's and banned. Ask me.
Golden Knights Jacket was unreal. That with the Prison Mike bandana and the sword.
34 minutes of Portnoy GOLD
This was honestly the best part of the 2020 lockdowns lmao
Dave could be the funniest man alive to be honest😂 I’ve laughed harder than I thought I could a couple times during this review. And normally when people try hard it’s not funny but Dave is straight comedy🤣 Also Dutch Bro’s coffee is better than Starbucks imo. It’s some bomb ass coffee. People line up everyday for it out here in The Bay Area
People line up and wait 12 hours for a piece of hardtack in ~The Bay Area~ because that's communism, baby
@@salleone7649 what tf you talking about you fool😂🤡
Honestly.. the most entertaining unboxing ever
I'm proud of you for not going down like you got shot this time. Lol.
Another great video brother. 👌
Entertaining Dave!! Thanks I enjoyed the laughs. Keep it up and stay safe
quickly become the highlight of my day thanks prez
best content barstool ever made
I'm dying greatest single vid ever
Yeah he doesn’t do coke but he definitely does adderall and he’s already admitted that
How can you not figure out how to use a tripod.
Cocaine
*constantly complains he didn’t get a free pizza from Jacks*
*complains about companies sending him things for advertising*
I'm subscribed and notified to both one bite and barstool. But couldn't find this last night. Am I missing something? Bullshit!
Don’t send anymore coffee, everybody knows the rules!
From regular Portnoy, to jacked up Portnoy is a massive difference as we can all tell lol.
Warched your video again. Love your 4 runner. I would just be using it for everyday commuting. Occasionally going up north. Do you feel a limited would be a better choice. And i would want every option you have. i.e, canvas back, cold air intake, the tray for wireless charging. Is that transfer case shifter difficult to use. Wish i could get in touch with you somehow.
Hope your both well..What other colours does the 22 come in your model
I remember this and this content was what I needed when the lockdown happened.
This was the peak of lockdown entertainment
The look on his face when he picked up the samurai sword.
This unboxing is the best one so far for barstool. Dumb funny 😆
This is gold. How am I just now watching this lmao
I love this man I watched every minute no fast forward
2 potatoes used to smuggle in the drugs. Everybody knows the rules.
MightyJoe 💀
What your going to put the drugs inside a potatoe? Please explain i know many many methods. But the potatoe would never make sense. I mean how will you even get em in there, and close it back up , to where it looks like it hasn't been tampered with
I needed those laughs today
These are becoming the highlight of my day when I finish my shitty work from home job.
"You need a horse racing analyst, give me a call"
Dave- "no"
hahaha damn lol
Holy shit when he thought there was an animal I lost it. The man is going insane
When he's cutting the potato at 29:46 it kinda sounds like a CoD hitmarker 😂😂
Dave, That big " knife" with the handle on top of the blade. It's a pizza cutter. Or rocking cutter.
Easily the best thing on the internet
Full length or sftu. We need this!
THE GREAT UNBOXER...What a time to be alive..!! 😂
One 8 ball kicked in at -17:50, everyone knows Prez's heart can only take so much.
He pulled out the massive knife with that hat on and Dave reminded me of Crocodile Dundee.
That Vegas Golden knights jacket was Spectacular ✊😎
Dave, you gotta hang those purple pants from the rafters in Barstool, like a retired jersey, when all this is over.
That Vegas Golden Knights jacket is dope!!!
Thats probably 1 of the funniest things I've ever seen class 😂 🤣
Wow that samurai sword though. By far the best thing you’ve gotten. Absolutely incredible. Also the most expensive thing you’ve gotten. How do I get to a level where people send me free samurai swords. I’m currently at the level where people that sell samurai swords kick me out of their store
Hey, who ever is editing these you are doing a great job
“What we learned from unboxing 1? I don’t do coke” nah man you were bouncin off the walls 😂
This was great!!! This brought back a ton of great memories!!! What did you end up doing with all the stuff people sent you
I love it! Somebody sent him a freezer 32:00. I mentioned on Saturdays video. I was hoping for a huge freezer that is hand truck needed...lol.