So just a thought. Jevil: Reality is an illusion. The universe is a game. Everything is... pointless. Sans: Yeah, you'll learn to live with it after the 10th reset or so.
Revtrosity: I'm going to say a lot of things as every Toby Fox character now Revtrosity's Throat: * You feel like you're going to have -a bad time- *_the worst time possible._*
Papyrus: Sans is that a weed? Sans: No this is ketchu- Papyrus: Im calling the police *proceeds to dial 911 on the microwave* Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency? *Sans trying to figure out the logic of it* Sans: eh whatever
I've heard Papyrus sound different in my day but it's always in the same vein of consistency meanwhile Sans has had a multitude of voices that is always relaxed and that's it. Papyrus: the humans are in the walls.... THEY'RE IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!!!
Sans: Look, kid. There are people who are also introverts, not extroverts like you are. An introvert means that I don't FLIRT WITH EVERYONE AND *EXPECIALLY* THEIR MOTHER.
Sans: if I put my hand in something invisible, will my hand become invisible or will it just be there? Papyrus: *SANS SHUT UP, LET ME SLEEP Jevil: wanna have a chaotic time? Chara: you wouldn't mind if I killed your pet rock would you? Frisk: I had a nightmare, read me a book Papyrus:(unholy shouting)*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ruclips.net/video/izMxBYmGWSs/видео.html Hey kid! Trick or yeet? Yeet?? Yeet it is! *yeets child out of 10 story house* ruclips.net/video/izMxBYmGWSs/видео.html
@@Kuriet Me: If your gonna make puns when killing all the monsters then blaming it on a dead kid that only has enough determination to talk to you and rewind time.
Sans: *intensely boiling water* Papyrus: "Sans what are you doing?" Sans: "I'm making holy water" Papyrus: "How?" Sans: "I'm boiling the hell out of it" Papyrus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
Papyrus be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY GOD SANS STOP!
Sans: I still remember the last thing Ghaster said before he kicked the bucket it was, "Hay how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" Papyrus: *SUFFERS INTERNALLY*
Kris: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual Sans: And that means you would have a male partner or a female partner Kris: yep Sans: and that means your bi Kris: yep Sans: so that means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi Kris:........ Kris: Did you just? Sans: ಥ⌣ಥ
2:52 My favorite part: Do you wanna have a bad time? *becomes slightly bass boosted* Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? *becomes more bass boosted* I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO ENGAGE IN A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF, AND I BEING THE CAUSE. *becomes even more bass boosted* *I, SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARE FOR.*
“How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain”mami:he could feel it in his bones?”NO HE READ THE WEATHER FORECAST U FRICKIN IDIOT”mami:I hate you. Ink and Error say a lot I do not remember which one
Sans: I can't find Papyrus. Chara: I got this. *Inhales* WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO PROM?! BECAUSE HE HAD NO "BODY" TO GO WITH!!! Papyrus: *Bonestrule Intensifies* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Chara: Found him, Comedian.
ツ SmolNerdySloth ツ megalovania intensifies. Sans: so you have chosen death. Chara: This is gonna be fun. 99 resets later.... Sans: Just give up alread-*sans get slashed* Sans: -_- .... Fuck you.
Sans: It’s a beautiful day outside, Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming, On days like these kids like you... Me: should be sleeping Sans: really Me: yes and I’m gonna kill the human real quick*shrinks box and kills human with blaster*
Papyrus, learning to drive : So what happens if I press the brake and the gas at the same time Sans: The car takes a screenshot Papyrus: For the last time, Sans, get the flip out.
@@RonadMcdonaldFan If I remember correctly, it's based off an old UT vine where Sans is looking at like photos of himself and swiping upwards on the screen while saying "So cool."
Original sans: do wanna a bad time? Underfell sans: do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? Underswap disbelief sans: i ask if you are capable enough to engage in a terrible experience for yourself and i being the cause Swapfell disbelief sans: I sans the skeleton wish to ask if you comprehend the fact that i will give you an unfortunate time due to the fact that you ended the lives of whom i care for. This is a shitty yet funny nutshell
swapfell dustbelief: Im still asking for unfortunative time to cover all sensitives for the hell lands and if you misspronuction any thing so i will give an misunderstanding bad time for immune every confidence you make so i wont stop the entusiasm to configure any thing you ever regret to being mad of extravanganza with deppression.
Sans: * Places yeet on the scrabble board * Papyrus: Yeet? What's a Yeet? Sans: *y e e t* * Makes bones shoot out of the ground, launching the table through the ceiling * Papyrus: *NOT AGAIN!*
Torial:wheres papyrus Sans:I can find him *screams into the nothingness* WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT WITH PLATS IN ITS HAIR....... A PLATAPUSS Papyrus:SAAAAAAAANSSSSSSS!!!!! Sans:found him Torial:*tries not to laugh* Sans:well you can they that he broke his back..bone Torial:*dies of laughter* Papyrus:*in the distants* WHERE ARE YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!! *sees spaghetti* oh.....S P A G H E T T I
Here's an interaction I thought of. Papyrus: "Sans...?" Sans: "Yea?" P: "Where's the igloo's door-hole?" S: "Oh, it's right there, I drew it with the magic marker." P: "...You were supposed to cut it out with my bonesaw." S: ~Snickering~ "Oh yeah, the bonesaw." *Sans clears his throat. "Uh, I'm gonna go get it." P: "Oh REALLY?" S: "Yeah!" P: "So go get the bonesaw!" S: "Alright, I will!" *Sans walks into the wall of the igloo. S: "...I see the problem now." P: "Oh, DO YOU, SANS!?"
Papyrus: Oh hello Sans. Sans: Hey pap here’s your pizza you ordered. Papyrus: Where is my drink? Sans: What drink? Papyrus: MY DRINK! MY DIET DR KELP! Sans: This is why I can’t keep a stable job.
Papyrus: “look at the new friend I brought here he’s a duck and he knows some cool tricks to!” Sans: “I like your new friend he...” Papyrus: “noooooooooooooo.” Sans: “really.” Papyrus: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.” Sans: “QUACKS me up.” Papyrus: “THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR WORST PUNS YET!!!” Sans: “if you didn’t like my jokes you could just... DUCK and cover!!!” Papyrus: “OMFG SANS!!!”
“i’ll do it over. no matter how many times it takes.” “sans??” “frisk. my one and only friend.” *”sans???”* “if it’s for you, i’ll stay trapped in this endless maze. forever.” “SANS WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM.”
People holding ketchup:no Me:BREAK IT,I GONNA TAME UR GASTERS BLASTERS sans:breaks Neko Neko kneecaps* Me:tame the blasters* Me:now,u can't attack me uwu sans:-ticc torch things- Me:*Minecraft* People with ketchup: SAVE THE WORLD WAOOOOO Me:calling nuclear weapons
Chara: *looks for food* "Where's the damn chocolate, I'm hungry" Sans inside the fridge when Chara looks: "Hi hungry, I'm ya new Dad" *Toriel snickering* *Chara's confused screaming*
Sans should say: “This isn’t how I ordered my steak. I ordered my steak MEDIUM SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! YOU F-ING LIKE THAT?! I chopped off his hand with my steak... that’s pretty impressive. . . I just f-ing KILLED the man with my steak! What the f-k did they put on my plate, a f-ing BRICK?!” I know it’s late I’m sry
Sans: Hey do you have a clock? Papyrus: Not you, do you think ima take the clock out of the wall? Sans: Just do it. 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵 Papyrus: What now? Sans: Tie it around your waist. 𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓽 Papyrus: Now? Sans: Now your a waist of time. Papyrus: This is the time. Sans: Oh no, oh no, oh no. 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓸𝔀 Papyrus: That outta do it.
Sans: *runs into the bathroom with a shotgun* Papyrus: Sans what are you doing S: the light is flickering P: ok so what S: the demogorgon is going to die tonight P: Sans you've been watching to much Stranger Things
Sans: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party Papyrus: “sigh” Because he had NOBODY to go with “facepalms” Sans: Nah mate, because he was ugly, fat and no one liked him. Papyrus: STTTTTOOOOOOOOPPP
This Guy: *talking in a sans voice,reading the most random comments* Me: *hysterically laughing at the comments and the way it hits you with the Sans voice*
Sans: *makes pun*
Papyrus: “this is the police! The Joke is to terrible”
Sans: *cocks gun* “IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-“
Rickety Roll, I will now YEET your soul =-=
ree
Don't you mean it's......TEARable?
XxGacha MysticxX *sigh*
Sans😄😊
Papyrus: Sans, What's dark humor?
Sans: Knock Knock
Papyrus: Who's... there..?
Sans:Not dad
*Holy shi-*
I hope this gets used
whats next lol
Oh damn I remember tokyovania now *🎶Knock Knock?:3 Who's there? Not my laughter '_'🎵*
OoF
So just a thought.
Jevil: Reality is an illusion. The universe is a game. Everything is... pointless.
Sans: Yeah, you'll learn to live with it after the 10th reset or so.
I thought you were going to say "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"
10th Reset? *_K I N G CR I M S O N_*
In this reality I get drunk and i talk to a piece of furniture
I know Undertale is dead but this is a great animation
@@aqbitnamedboy *Strongly based on that.*
I love how papyrus has a voice that everyone can agree on but for sans it’s like:
“Accent” “Patrick star” “B O T H”
Well naturally since Toby DID make Sans's rapid voice sound from Patrik.
Also Moist Critikal
Revtrosity: I'm going to say a lot of things as every Toby Fox character now
Revtrosity's Throat: * You feel like you're going to have -a bad time- *_the worst time possible._*
And our ears are gonna have the best. Or nonexistent ones if you're a skeleton.
And i oop
oh god no my ears
Oh hey I saw you in the video
So cool
I love how everyone knows how exactly papyrus sounds like but people interpret sans’ voice differently
To be fair, Jevil has a canonical voice.
It helps that Jevil actually has voice clips in Deltarune.
And flowey
Well sans voice in game sounds like Patrick
@@Dip7man and mettaton
*Sans sits on a chair, his best friends’ dust around hims as a child tries to repeatedly murder him*
*This is fine
The chair just slides instead of him dodging
Yet hehehehe
Will you call a person with nobody
Papyrus: Sans is that a weed?
Sans: No this is ketchu-
Papyrus: Im calling the police *proceeds to dial 911 on the microwave*
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
*Sans trying to figure out the logic of it*
Sans: eh whatever
I've heard Papyrus sound different in my day but it's always in the same vein of consistency meanwhile Sans has had a multitude of voices that is always relaxed and that's it.
Papyrus: the humans are in the walls....
THEY'RE IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!!!
dude thats creepy
The fact that the comment was only “why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!” And this guy did the whole bit makes me happy
yes
Sans: Look, kid. There are people who are also introverts, not extroverts like you are. An introvert means that I don't FLIRT WITH EVERYONE AND *EXPECIALLY* THEIR MOTHER.
a nod to growth spurt
OH SH-
*except + especially = EXPECIALLY*
*coughs in extrovert*
Alt. Title: saying the most stupid phrases as funny skeleton man
KC Garcia XD
Makes sense, I think you mean "punny"
Alt ALT Title: Skeletal Comic Man Tells Lousy Jokes and Does lot thingies
Yes
Good job for saying that
I just keep laughing at the “open sesame” one. It seems so in tune with what probably goes on with a daily basis between the two.
except it wouldn't be megalovina intensifies it'd be the song that might play when you fight sans intensifies
“I, sans the skeleton, have a dream”
**Proceeds to post on Martin Luther King Day**
sans = MLK and not giorno
@Shweller- TheAnnoyingPerson oh my go-
Same
omg whyyyy =_=
“These are called. The Elemelons.”
“SANS SHUT THE FU-“
C H O W D E R
Shut the Furniture
Ck up
1:04
Sans: _Why is there a "d" in "fridge", but not in "refrigerator"..._
Papyrus: *Sans it's 3 AM, go back to sleep.*
sans: all odd numbers have an e
Sans: if I put my hand in something invisible, will my hand become invisible or will it just be there?
Papyrus: *SANS SHUT UP, LET ME SLEEP
Jevil: wanna have a chaotic time?
Chara: you wouldn't mind if I killed your pet rock would you?
Frisk: I had a nightmare, read me a book
Papyrus:(unholy shouting)*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
W h a t
I fixed it.
Refridgerator
Sans: *Eat a burger instead cuz it 3 am*
Dam.... It's been three years since this was released, I remember the good old days of these types of videos, I'm glad he's still doing it.
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE?!?!"
he isn't,
*He's failing to find clothes*
He is the stupid
NO SANS DONT PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN IT-
@@harrypotterfan197 U better run before sans gets you XD
@@bubblegumgirl3650 I got ketchup calm down sans
ok fair enough-
@@shamarhodges9499 Sans: I SMELL KECTUPPPPP
Almost 2 years later and “Elemelons” still kills me everytime.
Only the Avatar, master of all four melons....
Underated comment
Facts
@@zeldaenby224 OMFG LMAO!!!!
FRICKING SAME
OMG I can't wait lol
Why doesn't this have more likes
Thought you were fake for a second before i saw that mark
Hey dude.
Sans, stop screaming.
Heya kiddo
This brings me back to the days I spent hours watching undertale comic dubs. Thank you and stay determined.
S: Hey kid, trick or yeet?
K: Yeet?
S: Yeet it is.
*Throws Kris out of the window*
That's definitely one of my favorites.
No wonder why someone made a short animation out of that one, its fricken perfect lol
ruclips.net/video/izMxBYmGWSs/видео.html
Hey kid!
Trick or yeet?
Yeet??
Yeet it is!
*yeets child out of 10 story house*
ruclips.net/video/izMxBYmGWSs/видео.html
Me too
:S
:K
:S
IS that a russia reference?
1:45
Chara: I admit, some mistakes were made.
Sans: Some MURDERS were made.
Frisk:*no more chocolate until you stop.
The player: **makings terrible puns before doing genocide**
@@Kuriet *Makes
@@Kuriet Me: If your gonna make puns when killing all the monsters then blaming it on a dead kid that only has enough determination to talk to you and rewind time.
[ *You explain to Chara that you won’t be giving them chocolate until they stop. ]
Papyrus: I just wish he'd wear pants.
Sans: Pants are an illusion. And so is death.
@Lili Geiger thats me
Atla!
sans: guhhhhhhhhhh
hahahah
You just copyed that From avater the last airbender
Okay, here we go:
"It's a beautiful day outside."
"Birds are singing."
"Flowers are blooming."
"On days like these. Kids like you."
"Should be sleeping! It's 3 am! And on a school night geeze kid. Your gonna have a bad time keeping your grades up!"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?"
"The snowballs."
"Wood fired pizza, how will pizza get a job now?"
"Get off the stage Sans!"
"I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was... "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
"UGHHHHH!"
"The existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon, these are the... Elemelons"
"SANS SHUT THE FU-"
"What do you call an old snowman?
Water."
"Hey papyrus."
"Yes brother?"
"Do you know what happened to that Italian chef?"
"Oh no, what happened to them?"
"They...PASTAway!"
"...."
"Bro?"
"Get out."
"But this is my hous-"
"GET. OUT."
*Reminder: treat every reset with enthusiasm!*
"I'm super depressed!"
"Sup kid trick or yeet?"
"Yeet?'
"Yeet it is."
*throws out the window*
"Hi welcome to Grillbies."
"SAAANNS!!"
"Yeah?"
"Where is my battle body?!"
"What?"
"Where. Is. My. Battle Body!?"
"I uh, put it somewhere."
"Where?!"
"Why do you need to know?!"
"I need it!!"
"Is ketchup an instrument?"
"ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ"
"So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues*
"Sans what are you doing?"
"So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues*
"Sans?"
"So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues*
"SANS!"
"So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS!"
"911 what's your emergency?"
"I-I can't find my brother."
"Well where did you see him last?"
"Well I last saw him in the ball pit last, but when I went to the party room, he was missing."
"AAAAA, SANS HELP! IM BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLORFUL SPHERES OF EVIL!!"
"Microwaves be like MMMMMMM"
"More espresso, less depresso."
"Maybe it's the way you're dressed."
"Do you wanna have a bad time?"
"Dō yoú wißh to häve añ unførtunàte expérīeñce?"
"I @SK ¥0U IF YØU ĀRË CÃPÄBLÉ TÓ ENGÄGE IÑ A TE®RIBLÉ EXP€RÏEÑÇE FØ® YØU®SÊLF ÃÑD Ī B€IÑG THE ©ÃÙ$Ë."
"I SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK YOU IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARED FOR."
"This next ones gonna be a bit of a mouthful, are you ready for this?" *Ahem*
"Yeast. That's all there is to it, don't think I really need to explain much else."
"Sans, the door is frozen shut."
"I got it." *Tu tu*
"Open sesame."
"..."
"Well I've done all I can do."
"You know grillby.. may- *hic* maybe it's time I should just.... retire y *hic* know?
"I'm tired of being a tool for making alternate universes... just look at him over there, he's me... But with hair! nothing *hic* more. can you believe that?"
"SANNS stop talking to the oven! You've had to much alcohol!"
"What do you call a man with no body and no nose?"
"Nobody knows."
"Papyrus look a human!"
"Where?!"
*laughs hysterically*
"Oh, yeah, ah ha ha ha, so funny."
"Reality is often disappointing."
"I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand."
"Jevil quivers before him!"
"FUCK OFF!"
"Tori took the kids.."
*Crying*
"So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime."
"OVVERRRTIMMMEE"
"Rickety roll, I now YEET your Soul."
"Road work ahead? I SURE HOPE IT DOES!" *explosion*
"Sans, where's dad?"
"Oh, he went to go get milk an hour ago. I wonder why he hasn't come back yet."
Gaster: ☝︎☟︎︎︎☞︎︎︎᯾☮︎⚠︎☹︎☻︎⌫☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✌︎☞︎︎︎☝︎
"Finally I can keep some ketchup for myself."
*door busts down*
"Huh-"
"I SMELL KETCHUP!"
"AAAAAA-"
"Would you rather fight some kindergarteners-"
"I wanna fight some kindergarteners."
"You see, that wasn't the full que-"
"Those kids are getting *s l a p p e d*"
"Are you gonna finish that CWOSOINT."
"ha ha ha ha ha. I can't read."
"All women, are QUEENS!"
"If she BREATHES, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"You've yeed your last haw."
"Wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
"Why can't you just be normal?!?!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*In smash*
"How the fuck did I just end up here?-"
"KEYGEIN HEY!"
"AAAAAA-"
"Okay it's night time, it's super dark and ur lying in bed and your like "Hey, I wanna see some stars" but?..how your gonna see some stars if you have these closed blinds in- in your room we just *Truggle out of bed sounds* "Open the blinds and maybe we'll see some stars out today- AHHHHHH"
"IT'S TIME TO STOP, NO MORE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GOING TO CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, IT'S TIME TO STOP."
"I, Sans the skeleton, have a dream."
"Hello?"
"Hey what's up?"
"I need your help can you come here?"
"Uh, I can't I'm buying clothes."
"Alright, well then hurry up and get over here."
"I can't find them."
"What do you mean you can't find them?"
"I can't find them, there's only soup."
"What do you mean *there's only soup*?"
"It means there's only soup."
"Well then get out of the soup aisle!"
"Alright, you don't have to shout at me!"
*Tap tap tap tap tap*
"There's more soup!"
"What do you mean there's MORE soup!?"
"There's just more soup!!"
"Go into the next aisle!!"
"There's still soup!!!"
"Where are you right now?!"
"I'm at Soup!!"
"What do you mean your at soup?!?!"
"I mean I'm at Soup!!!"
"What store are you in?!?!"
"IM AT THE SOUP STORE!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?"
"FUCK YOU!!!"
Oml
I regret opening this comment 😅😂
@@jellyjoneskids7826 I know right
@@EnchantedworldlifeYou shouldn't have done it-
Its PK Fire not Keigen Hey
Sans: *intensely boiling water*
Papyrus: "Sans what are you doing?"
Sans: "I'm making holy water"
Papyrus: "How?"
Sans: "I'm boiling the hell out of it"
Papyrus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
“You know what sans? Continue. You clearly need it”
Papyrus be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY GOD SANS STOP!
@@aidenbrevans6045 HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE!?
@Mineçrafter 250 Y’ever heard of a function called *“copy+paste”?*
@@FiSH-iSH oh
Sans: Got your nose
Papyrus: What’s a nose?
Sans: I- don’t know
So is this ur joke?
XD
Eyyyyyyyy asdfmovie
What’s a nose?
*Nobody nose.*
OMG YASSS
papyrus calling for sans to stop the bad jokes is perfect
Sans: I still remember the last thing Ghaster said before he kicked the bucket it was, "Hay how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Papyrus: *SUFFERS INTERNALLY*
oh hi I've found you again
Papyrus: SANS, SHUT THE FU-
Sans:(plays the piano)
Papyrus: im done.
Sans:if your done go to bed.
Papyrus: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
“Those kids are getting s l a p p e d . “
-Wise Words from Sans.
Imagine if it was younglings
the more you know
WISE WORDS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
Orpahns
Kris: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual
Sans: And that means you would have a male partner or a female partner
Kris: yep
Sans: and that means your bi
Kris: yep
Sans: so that means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi
Kris:........
Kris: Did you just?
Sans: ಥ⌣ಥ
or *bi-yourself* 👀
@@onlytanks7649 Thank you for this wonderful addition to this comment 😂😂😂
@@angelfire1156 no problem XD
69 likes nice ;)
I-
*Is this a personal attack or something*
*Kris:* Hey Sans? How can I tell if the water is boiling?
*Sans:* Try sticking your hand in it.
*Kris:* Oh, thank you!
*Also Kris: w a i t -*
1 min later
Kris in the distance:
*_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
*well he ain't wrong*
Asriel Dreemurr
*_hello_*
What the cinnamon toast frick is your profile pic?
P1XEL BR0
Rude but true and funny at the same time
2:52 My favorite part: Do you wanna have a bad time? *becomes slightly bass boosted* Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? *becomes more bass boosted* I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO ENGAGE IN A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF, AND I BEING THE CAUSE. *becomes even more bass boosted* *I, SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARE FOR.*
“Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack”
*Distant Papyrus Screaming*
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@@coolskeleton9526 PLEASE STOP OR I MAKE YOU DUST PAPYRUS
@@coolskeleton9526 -679 hp
“How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain”mami:he could feel it in his bones?”NO HE READ THE WEATHER FORECAST U FRICKIN IDIOT”mami:I hate you. Ink and Error say a lot I do not remember which one
Wwe call these the elemelns SANS SHUT THE FUC-
Sans: did ya hear about the man that got his left leg and arm chopped off?...
He's dead... he's just dead I'm sorry.
heh.
The master roshi "H E H"
ruclips.net/video/6_wraZwd9T8/видео.html
so cool
Enrique Villa death is funny to me :)
"On days like these, kids like you...
Should be sleeping!"
Me, looking at the clock saying 2am: *Nervous sweating*
Lol
THE SAME HAPPENED TO ME AND I THOUGHT I WAS INSANE
For me it was 1 Am
@@serbia1983 it was 4 am for me
Also nice profile pic
@@braylen_23 thanks
Do you want to have a bad time explained in a complicated way is officially my favourite thing
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE” I love it
Everyone knows you have to go to the soup store to get your favorite t-shirt😋
🤣✨
100th like from the “soup store ✨”
@@Sans-vl9ni I love how overrated the Soup Store is😅💖
@@thetunebella6675 I know right- ✨
Sans: I can't find Papyrus.
Chara: I got this. *Inhales* WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO PROM?! BECAUSE HE HAD NO "BODY" TO GO WITH!!!
Papyrus: *Bonestrule Intensifies* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Chara: Found him, Comedian.
@Rebekah Brown Sans: What the f-
Chara: Finders keepers.
ツ SmolNerdySloth ツ megalovania intensifies. Sans: so you have chosen death.
Chara: This is gonna be fun.
99 resets later.... Sans: Just give up alread-*sans get slashed*
Sans: -_- .... Fuck you.
sans in judgement hall during genocide: you really got on my nerves kid...
also sans: oh wait... i have no nerves.
Genocider PLAYER: puts on a dum outfit-
Sans: WTH are you wearing?
Genocider PLAYER: This is my ass kicking outfit bitch!!
Sans: It’s a beautiful day outside,
Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming,
On days like these kids like you...
Me: should be sleeping
Sans: really
Me: yes and I’m gonna kill the human real quick*shrinks box and kills human with blaster*
@@Atropos001 Me:.... agreed..... looks at clock*....agreed...
@@the_one_and_only_dot5687 i thank you for using the word player nobody does that so thank you so much people should :sob:
Uh...
2 sanses-
*UNDERVERSE MOMENT
Papyrus, learning to drive : So what happens if I press the brake and the gas at the same time
Sans: The car takes a screenshot
Papyrus: For the last time, Sans, get the flip out.
2:35
"Sans, help! I'm being consumed by the colorful spheres of evil!"
Y e s
O h h a i l y e a h
@@juliefarrell6688 *yes* hail yeah
Thanks bruh
Souls of might, fright, sight, light, night, and flight, maybe?
sans: *explaining about watermelons*
papryus: SANS SHUT THE FU-
I still have a question, click here to proceed my question : 2:16
@@RonadMcdonaldFan maybe he's making a pun about snowdin or he's just saying that to piss papyrus off
@@RonadMcdonaldFan If I remember correctly, it's based off an old UT vine where Sans is looking at like photos of himself and swiping upwards on the screen while saying "So cool."
sans: water gets poured into a dry melon than gets put into a seed an than a human eats I-
Papyrus: -_-
WOW THAT WAS THE MOST UNFUNNY THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE UNDERNET
"Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?!" This is now canon.
Meanwhile papyrus is just sitting there like sans shut the fu-. Okay I'll admit papyrus that was bad
We need that in Deltarune.
900th like!
1k like! And yes, I wasted my comment on that
Yer
This is perfect! Omg the voices are, I don't know if I have the words beyond PERFECTION
“Those kids are gettin’ *S L A P P E D”*
Sans- 2020
Slapped hard.
s l a p p e d kids are good with bbq sause after burning them to a crisp
@@shamarhodges9499 hell yeah i slapped that kid once a month he gotted yeeted hard too hehe
Y E S
(Bad times intensifies)
Sans: hey you heard of the neat thief?
Papyrus: oh asgore....
Sans: HE MADE.....
Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: A CLEAN GETAWAY!!!!!
Papyrus: *gaster blaster appears* no more or u will die
this video is evidence that papyrus screaming "FUCK YOU" uncensored exists somewhere in this universe
This is how it happens in the original Soup Store animatic
3 years later and we're finally getting a part 2, IM SO HAPPY!!1!1!1!
Paps: Sans!
every sans au: Yes?
Paps: **c o n f u s i o n**
E P I C
Error sans : Y@S2937293
Every paps aus: *Ahem.*
:_
its so true tho
spineapples' animation for the trick or yeet really got me crying
That’s why I’m here 😂
I'm making an animation based on that Trick or Yeet thing, come check it out if u want lol
Timestamp?
Sans: Trick Or YEET?
Kris: YEET?
Sans: *YEET IT IS*
Kris: dies
yeet
a story told in 3 seconds
Hi dies, I am dad!
Kris AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
XD
Yeet
Sans:this next one is gonna be a bit of a mouth voice you ready for this? *clears mouth*
Sans:y e a s t
Jevil in the distance: FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
FREEEEEEEDOOOOOMM! SCOOOOTLAAAAND!
LOL, meanwhile sans is like "Why me again? why make me the favorite again? just why?"
Because Smash Bros, that’s why. Can’t question the almighty Sakurai.
so cool
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMM
Original sans: do wanna a bad time?
Underfell sans: do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?
Underswap disbelief sans: i ask if you are capable enough to engage in a terrible experience for yourself and i being the cause
Swapfell disbelief sans: I sans the skeleton wish to ask if you comprehend the fact that i will give you an unfortunate time due to the fact that you ended the lives of whom i care for.
This is a shitty yet funny nutshell
Taken but with different AUs
Yeet
You yeed yer last HAA
swapfell dustbelief: Im still asking for unfortunative time to cover all sensitives for the hell lands and if you misspronuction any thing so i will give an misunderstanding bad time for immune every confidence you make so i wont stop the entusiasm to configure any thing you ever regret to being mad of extravanganza with deppression.
Sannnesss: hah get dunk
Jevil: *exits*
Therapist: are you sure you wanna continue you’re career
Sans: sure
Jevil in distance: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Me : * watches while eating popcorn *
How do I change my profile pic!?
Are you gonna finish that
croisont?
0:22 you have no idea have relevant that sentence has become recently
Frisk: *breathes*
Toriel: skidaddle skidoodle, i will adopt you and feed you butterscotch pie
.....oodle
That didn't rhyme but it's cute
@@themaskedman8377 me either
papy would be like: skidaddle skidoodle if you date me i give you noodle
@@tetronadionoxide5275 YAS
Sans: * Places yeet on the scrabble board *
Papyrus: Yeet? What's a Yeet?
Sans: *y e e t*
* Makes bones shoot out of the ground, launching the table through the ceiling *
Papyrus: *NOT AGAIN!*
rickety roll, I will now yeet your soul
XD I'M DEAD! THIS WAS TOO FUNNY!
Yeet it is
Me: LOL how could you can make fun of a yest?
Rickety roll I now yet your game board
Frisk: hey sans!
Sans: yeah..?
Frisk jumps off a counter: IM GAY
Sans: AAAAAAAAAA
sans: wtf firsk
Frisk: hehee
Player: HeYa IM hEr-
Nvm
:0
Trick or gun?
XDDDD
sans genderbend F I R S K
Papyrus cursing in the background just SENDS me every single time! 🤣
“Those kids are getting S L A P P E D”
*S L A P P E D*
Idk why but i smell Davie504.
S L A P P E D
s La Pp E d
SlApEdD
Sans: Why is there a “d” in fridge but not a “d” in refrigerator?
Cause they are different genders
SANS GO TO SLEEP
the american revolution
i can put my d in a refrigerator
JC82 good to know
Sans: *doing a cursed internet dance*
Sans: I hope you're proud of yourself.
Sans (after doing said dance): The internet was a mistake.
SANS, SHUT THE *FU-*
p.s: this dance is from a game btw
Default Dance
@@MoonlightStatic exactly that
And now this guy voices Kinger! I remember how I watched this as a kid and it's surprising how far we've come.
Only as a fandub, the real VA is Sean Chiplock
"sans: is in smash"
"also sans: how tf did i just end up here?"
"ness, distantly: PK FIRE"
"sans: AAAA"
@@lucydartford8570 no?
@@playerSVA4397 uneducated s w i n e
@@lucydartford8570 Ah, Napstablook, my vibing ghost. You have so much to learn
*YOU SON OF A BIT-* haha kidding
you don't have a father
@@SingularPhasmid that was rude
@@lucejovenet3196 sorry
"Tori took the kids."
Wow, Toriel is straight SAVAGE.
It’s like “Karen took the kids” but Undertale edition lol
Nah,not savage
She took the kids FROM FLOWEY
dawn carpenter ye
“Drink the espresso to wash away the crippling depresso”
“Sans that’s not how it works you need to book a therapy session”
Louis Peters “ SANSSSSSSS”
• Artistic Gamer • “WHAT PAPS, IM TRYING TO READ A HOT DOG!”
frisk:sans
sans:yes kid
frisk:go to your dad
NO PAPS. I FINALLY STOPED BEING LAZY AND IM SHACKING REALLY BAD
Torial:wheres papyrus
Sans:I can find him *screams into the nothingness* WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT WITH PLATS IN ITS HAIR....... A PLATAPUSS
Papyrus:SAAAAAAAANSSSSSSS!!!!!
Sans:found him
Torial:*tries not to laugh*
Sans:well you can they that he broke his back..bone
Torial:*dies of laughter*
Papyrus:*in the distants* WHERE ARE YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!! *sees spaghetti* oh.....S P A G H E T T I
“It’s a beautiful day outside. Flowers are singing, birds are blooming.. wait a minute”
hahahha XDD
My brain just autocorrected it bruh I-
@@maryamjohn2716 B r u h m o m e n t
Somthing aint right
This sounds like a blooper for Undertale
Sans: “It’s a beautiful day outside...”
**5 seconds later**
Sans: “It’s like 3 am!”
Me: “Then how is it a *day* if it’s *dark* outside.”
the apocalypse? or global warming?
Well, at 3 am it's no longer night, and it's technically morning. Dark or not.
It's a beautiful day outside...
And you are a horrible skeleton.
I was gonna say something but I choose not to
3am is just day but black
Toriel: The stars are beautiful tonight
Sans: You know who else is beautiful?
Toriel: Who?
Sans: ....Torino's, TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!!!
Was that from REE kid? I feel like it is
Totinos, totinos, everybody talking bout totintos, totinos, hot pizza roolls~
5:24 Jestar at the end: You know what 'A NEW DAWN INTENSIFIES'
Sans whenever he tries to pay off his tab:
"Hocus Pocus, back to being brokeus"
Me, buying an apple:
Sans bank account: Yeetus I will now commit self deletus
@@Edas_Tubmobile He’s too lazy to get one
Me after having enough of the words that come good togheter : 5:15 .
Sans: *says jokes*
Almost everyone: *groans*
Me: *Wheeze*
Sans SHUT THE FU-
Glad someone enjoys my puns *finger gunz*
Same
Pffft relatable
I can enjoy a good pun
After all I’m very PUNny
😀......
This is why nobody likes me ;w;
@@mr.scottythehotty Oh yes. Very good kiddo...very good indeed
Here's an interaction I thought of.
Papyrus: "Sans...?"
Sans: "Yea?"
P: "Where's the igloo's door-hole?"
S: "Oh, it's right there, I drew it with the magic marker."
P: "...You were supposed to cut it out with my bonesaw."
S: ~Snickering~ "Oh yeah, the bonesaw."
*Sans clears his throat.
"Uh, I'm gonna go get it."
P: "Oh REALLY?"
S: "Yeah!"
P: "So go get the bonesaw!"
S: "Alright, I will!"
*Sans walks into the wall of the igloo.
S: "...I see the problem now."
P: "Oh, DO YOU, SANS!?"
wait was this based off that one drake and josh episode with them getting stuck in a tree house they were building? xD
@@Gojo_Jojo_ Yes.
YESSS WE NEED THIS
Ink and error
69 likes...
Sans: it’s been so long since I’ve seen my father
Gaster: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I WAS DEAD
Sans: sometimes I can still hear his voice
Sans: “ Did you know that ketchup is used as blood in moves? “
*jevil comes out of nowhere*
Jevil: “ THIS KETCHUP IS ON FIRE!!!! “
You mean in "movies?"
“Oh, he went to go get milk an hour ago”
Pink left to get milk...she never came back....
Edit: gee, thanks for the likes and comments :>
darn this is so sad, alexa play despacito.
I'm sorry for you lost of sanity spinel
Spinny!
im sorry...
Oh hello spine- WHAT YOUR IN THE WRON-
Papyrus: Oh hello Sans.
Sans: Hey pap here’s your pizza you ordered.
Papyrus: Where is my drink?
Sans: What drink?
Papyrus: MY DRINK! MY DIET DR KELP!
Sans: This is why I can’t keep a stable job.
Lol that's me irl
Sans: hey, kid,
Finn the human: aren’t you the skeleton that tried to give me free powers?
Sans: no, do you want some ice cream?
Papyrus: “look at the new friend I brought here he’s a duck and he knows some cool tricks to!”
Sans: “I like your new friend he...”
Papyrus: “noooooooooooooo.”
Sans: “really.”
Papyrus: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
Sans: “QUACKS me up.”
Papyrus: “THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR WORST PUNS YET!!!”
Sans: “if you didn’t like my jokes you could just... DUCK and cover!!!”
Papyrus: “OMFG SANS!!!”
@The Watts Gamer well people were never original, including you so...It doesn't matter.
@The Watts Gamer s h u t
Gaster hello?
I thought u were supoet to be in the void
“i’ll do it over. no matter how many times it takes.”
“sans??”
“frisk. my one and only friend.”
*”sans???”*
“if it’s for you, i’ll stay trapped in this endless maze. forever.”
“SANS WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM.”
Sans: “Ye haw, Ye haw, avoid murder that is the law”
Chara: “no”
Sans: “haw ye, haw ye, you have broken the law, so I’ll break your knees”
@Jasmin Hanna Bobila Do... Do you mean "Privileges"?
Wait What?
“If you take one more diddly darn step I’m gonna have to snap your diddly darn neck”
Past Sans': *secretly watch this * Hippity hoppity your joke is now my property
“ye haw, ye haw, you have broken the law, so i’ll break your jaw”
I remember trying to animate a meme for 1:45 around 2 and a half years ago but never finishing it. Coming back to this vid brought me nostalgia
Me:
*Fully expected him to dub the vid with 'huhuhuhuhuhu' for every word*
Lol
Basically anybody: *has ketchup*
Sans: If you don't give me that ketchup I'll break your neko neko kneecaps.
this reminds me of "learn chinese or i'll break your knees" from duolingo. lol
People holding ketchup:no
Me:BREAK IT,I GONNA TAME UR GASTERS BLASTERS
sans:breaks Neko Neko kneecaps*
Me:tame the blasters*
Me:now,u can't attack me uwu
sans:-ticc torch things-
Me:*Minecraft*
People with ketchup: SAVE THE WORLD WAOOOOO
Me:calling nuclear weapons
Imagine if Pikachu and Sans met.
It'd be chaos.
@@scarcovy2607 okay now to make them meet-
@@thesoundisdead3752
*b e g f o r y o u r l I f e I n s p a n I s h*
Chara: *looks for food* "Where's the damn chocolate, I'm hungry"
Sans inside the fridge when Chara looks: "Hi hungry, I'm ya new Dad"
*Toriel snickering*
*Chara's confused screaming*
Tbh, that's GOOD
Kudoro 135 omg I want this animated
@@trashyclips4488 Hi Azzy
Pap: what are you doing?
Sans: "Killing frisk" .......nothing
2:36 (*distant screaming*) SANS HELP I’M BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLORFUL SPHERES OF EVIL
Honestly I thought it was a fnaf references.
@@flameschannel4225 same
Wait he was saying “colour spheres” this whole time!? :0
Galeem is that you!?!
* Life light intensities *
*COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STILL UNNAMED*
@@pghlinqq5806 *BEAR THIS TORCH AGAINST THE COLE OF DENIAL*
Sans should say: “This isn’t how I ordered my steak. I ordered my steak MEDIUM SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! YOU F-ING LIKE THAT?! I chopped off his hand with my steak... that’s pretty impressive. . . I just f-ing KILLED the man with my steak! What the f-k did they put on my plate, a f-ing BRICK?!”
I know it’s late I’m sry
I remember this-
Same here!
ruclips.net/video/PTQetmOrWMU/видео.html
Found the link to the comic dub
Sans: what am I doing here
Lancer: hello wired version of me!
Roulx: Puzzle's?
Papyrus: *distant running* DID SOMEBODY SAY P U Z Z L E S ?
If rev makes an other, I hope this is included
Ah... Wired i hate this word every time i want to say wired it says wired. Wait... F*ck
@@brokevessel9297 i like this comment, it's *WIRED*
Sans: Hey do you have a clock?
Papyrus: Not you, do you think ima take the clock out of the wall?
Sans: Just do it.
𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵
Papyrus: What now?
Sans: Tie it around your waist.
𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓽
Papyrus: Now?
Sans: Now your a waist of time.
Papyrus: This is the time.
Sans: Oh no, oh no, oh no.
𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓸𝔀
Papyrus: That outta do it.
Sans: *runs into the bathroom with a shotgun*
Papyrus: Sans what are you doing
S: the light is flickering
P: ok so what
S: the demogorgon is going to die tonight
P: Sans you've been watching to much Stranger Things
Me though
@Itz Shattered Dream Sans :3 XD yasss
We're only 4 souls short
@@elizabethemm6361 it took me a second to understand why you said souls but now i know, because this vid is about undertale.
Nathan Reacts you’ve out done ur self lol
Sans: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party
Papyrus: “sigh” Because he had NOBODY to go with “facepalms”
Sans: Nah mate, because he was ugly, fat and no one liked him.
Papyrus: STTTTTOOOOOOOOPPP
Love the reference
If Undertale was realistic!
Dark anti yup!
Hey me why do you have dad’s name?
Sans The Skeleton you mean middle name? His name is Wing Ding.
“SANS STOP TALKING TO THE OVEN YOU HAD TOO MUCH ALCOHOL” I’M DYING- 😭😭😭😭
Hahahaha im on that one
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Bruh as soon as I read this that part came up
4:47
How do magical skeletons get drunk tho
Papyrus just slowly losing his sanity to Sans’ puns
Sans: trick or uEEt?
Kris:.......YEet?
Sans: YEEt it is
1:46
It was so quick and unexpected it killed me
ruclips.net/video/izMxBYmGWSs/видео.html
@@DevilEmoni 👌
if i was kris in that situation i would have said YEET and yeeted myself out the window
*A A A A A A A A A A A A A. A A A A A A A A*
This Guy: *talking in a sans voice,reading the most random comments*
Me: *hysterically laughing at the comments and the way it hits you with the Sans voice*
same😂😂
I’m silently dying of laughter trying not to wake up my grandparents 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I smELL KETCHUP
“Paps look, the big haha.”
“What?”
“Yes.”
“Sans, are you ok?”
“ *No.* “