Eniten hämmentää tämä, virkailija kysyy: "ette ole olleet naimisissa toisten kanssa?" johon Spede vastaa: "en ole ollut" ja lyö todisteen tästä pöytään kuten aiemminkin. Miksi virkailija siis edelleen tarvitsee todistetta ja miksi Spede ei tajua sitä edestään tälle virkailijalle osoittaa? Vasta myöhemmin toki selviää että hän haluaa todisteet jokaiselta naiselta.
Ajovarmalla asiointia... Puuttuu sellanen ja sellanen paperi. Juu sullahan on tuo mutta toi onkin vanha paperi, se menee tämän mukaan varaa uusi aika ja sama jatkuu😂
There used to be a version of this with English subtitles in RUclips. Anyone know where to find that, this skit is hilarious but not as much when you don't speak finnish
That version has probably been taken down, and I can't really add any subtitles on this video, so I can at least try to translate it: (Sign: "business grant bureau" 0:00 "Every time I come here I get told that I didn't have some necessary certificate, but this time I'll stand firm, as firm as a rock!" 0:07 "And if that's what it takes, I'll give him a left cross, like that! Take that!..." 0:18 "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." 0:58 "Good day, director." 1:01 - "Good day, director!" - "I heard you. What business do you have?" 1:04 - "My business is urgent. My name is..." - "I know, I know. You've come here so many times before, so come back tomorrow." 1:10 - "Please, Mr. director, could we not discuss this business today? I've got a long way back home." - "You've got a long way back home?" - "Yes." - "Well come back the day after tomorrow then." 1:19 - "Please, Mr. director, do you really not have the time to discuss this right now?" - "You probably don't even have all the necessary documents again, so come back tomorrow." 1:27 - "I have *all of the documents* with me this time! Every single one!" - "Every single one?" - "Yes!" 1:34 - "Your name is?" - "Pasanen, Pertti Kustinpoika." 1:37 - "and your date of birth?" - "Third of March, 1908." 1:40 - "You probably don't have any documents to certify these details, so go away and come back tomorrow or the day after that." - "I've got certificates for every single thing!" "Here's the certificate that I was born on March 3." "Here's the certificate that I was born in 1908." "Here's the certificate that Finland uses the Julian calendar, and that the year is according to that calendar." 1:59 - "I see, I see. Which childhood illnesses did you have?" - "Whooping cough, measles, mumps, hepatic fever[?], edema, typhus, whooping cough and a normal fever." [a pun on the last one that only works in Finnish] 2:14 - "And no allergies as a child?" - "No allergies. Nor did I have meningitis. Nor am I insane - yes, I have a certificate of that as well - nor did I have rheumatism." - "No rheumatism..." - "Not indeed." 2:26 - "Has someone gotten in your face?" [I might have missed a pun or joke here] - "Yes, someone has gotten in my face. Here." 2:31 - "I understand you have not been abroad?" - "I have not been abroad, here's the certificate." - "That is too vague. List every country you haven't been to." - "I haven't been to a single foreign country!" - "So prove it." 2:41 - "I haven't been to America, nor to England, nor to Canada, nor to Australia." - "Okay, what about..." - "Neither in East nor West Germany." - "What about Mozambique?" - "There you go." - "Zanzibar?" - "There you go." - "What about..." - "There you go." - "What about..." - "There you go." - "What about...?!" - "There you go." - "What about...?!!" - "There you go." 2:57 - "You're not even letting me finish and tell you what I want the certificate for!" - "I have certificates for everything with me today." - "I see. But I want two copies of every single certificate you've given me! Come back tomorrow." 3:10 - "I already have two copies of every single one of them today! There you go! And I have third copies in a safe at home, as my wife can tell you." - "I see, so you are married." 3:20 - "Indeed. Here's the certificate for that. And here's a certificate that I am a man, my wife is a woman, and that we are a husband and wife." 3:29 - "And you have not been married to anyone else?" - "No, I haven't." 3:34 - "Prove it." - "Prove it? There's no way I can prove that kind of thing!" - "Why not?" - "Why not? There's like what, 1500 million women in this world! I can't go ask every single one of them to provide a certificate that I haven't been married to them!" 3:46 - "Oh, you've already done the work of counting just how many women there are. So I demand that you bring a certificate from every single of them separately that you have not been married to them! Come back tomorrow!" - "Fine. I will come back tomorrow, but before that we'll spend a full working day! I've already gathered some ten thousand certificates! Here's one from... (listing names) ...and from everyone else..."
Kelassa asiontia 😀😀
Sepä juuri. On tuo kela yksi helvetti :/
Kun mikään ei riitä
:D
Väärin mikä tahansa viraston asiointi simulaatio!
Mahtava, kiitos
Kiitos Spede ja Pekka Laiho, R.I.P taitelijat
Kela asiointi? XD
RIP Pekka Laiho.
On muuten naisten määrä "hieman" lisääntynyt tuon koommin... Silloin naisia oli siis 1,5 miljardia, nykyään noin 4...
WW
Eniten hämmentää tämä, virkailija kysyy: "ette ole olleet naimisissa toisten kanssa?" johon Spede vastaa: "en ole ollut" ja lyö todisteen tästä pöytään kuten aiemminkin.
Miksi virkailija siis edelleen tarvitsee todistetta ja miksi Spede ei tajua sitä edestään tälle virkailijalle osoittaa? Vasta myöhemmin toki selviää että hän haluaa todisteet jokaiselta naiselta.
Varmaa siksi koska tää on sketsi
Tätä se meidän "yhteiskunt"a on.... nyk ään!
Ajovarmalla asiointia... Puuttuu sellanen ja sellanen paperi. Juu sullahan on tuo mutta toi onkin vanha paperi, se menee tämän mukaan varaa uusi aika ja sama jatkuu😂
Esteettömyystodistus olisi riittänyt. Virkavirheen teki kekkuli.
Äiä on MVP kun on tän helmen palauttanu jakeluun
Aivan mainio ja välillä tuntuu että niin totta :) Cheers...
Lu
R.I.P. Pekka Laiho :(
Olen usein miettinyt mikä ihmeen asia vaatisi tuollaisen paperisodan.
Kela
Eiköhän tämä vitsi nyt koske vähän virastoa kun virastoa.
🕖🧾🧾🧾kaikki paperit 👍
Jotenkin vaikutta tutulta tuo todistusten laita tänäkin päivänä🤔
Spedä Loiria ja Simoa on ikävä❤.
Melkein tätä päivää!?
Muistaako kukaan missä Itse Valtiaat jaksossa oli tähän referenssi?
Spede on hyvin ennustanut, että millaista on hakea aselupaa urheilu perusteella nykyään.
Yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista Spede Shown sketseistä!
Tuli aikoinaan nähtyä tv:stä "livenä".
Muistatko vuosilukua? Sketsi on todennäköisesti esitetty ensimmäisen kerran jossakin Spedevision jaksossa vuonna 1965-1967.
@@wikispedea En kyllä valitettavasti muista, enkä ainakaan nopealla etsiskelyllä löytänyt tarkkaa vastausta netistäkään.
Tämmöistä nykyään työmaakäynti 2 tunnin työstä!
Huumoria, joskin osittain totta.
Osittain?
Aivan. Todellisuudessa asiointi ei ole yhtä mutkatonta
Täysin totta Suomessa.
"Enkä ole myöskään seinähullu! Mul on todistus siitäki."
Mikä on muuttunut? 22.12 2017
Ja vaan pahenee ! 07.06.2021
ja vaan pahenee 19.7.2023
Ja vaan pahenee 20.7.2023
Ja vaan pahenee ! 20.3.2024
Tyypillistä sosiaalidemokratiaa, eli byrokratiaa.
Kiinan konsulaatissa hain passia kolmeen kertaan. Täti kyllä oli kiva.
Tämähän oli paras Spede ikinä! Mahtava
There used to be a version of this with English subtitles in RUclips. Anyone know where to find that, this skit is hilarious but not as much when you don't speak finnish
That version has probably been taken down, and I can't really add any subtitles on this video, so I can at least try to translate it:
(Sign: "business grant bureau"
0:00 "Every time I come here I get told that I didn't have some necessary certificate, but this time I'll stand firm, as firm as a rock!"
0:07 "And if that's what it takes, I'll give him a left cross, like that! Take that!..."
0:18 "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."
0:58 "Good day, director."
1:01
- "Good day, director!"
- "I heard you. What business do you have?"
1:04
- "My business is urgent. My name is..."
- "I know, I know. You've come here so many times before, so come back tomorrow."
1:10
- "Please, Mr. director, could we not discuss this business today? I've got a long way back home."
- "You've got a long way back home?"
- "Yes."
- "Well come back the day after tomorrow then."
1:19
- "Please, Mr. director, do you really not have the time to discuss this right now?"
- "You probably don't even have all the necessary documents again, so come back tomorrow."
1:27
- "I have *all of the documents* with me this time! Every single one!"
- "Every single one?"
- "Yes!"
1:34
- "Your name is?"
- "Pasanen, Pertti Kustinpoika."
1:37
- "and your date of birth?"
- "Third of March, 1908."
1:40
- "You probably don't have any documents to certify these details, so go away and come back tomorrow or the day after that."
- "I've got certificates for every single thing!"
"Here's the certificate that I was born on March 3."
"Here's the certificate that I was born in 1908."
"Here's the certificate that Finland uses the Julian calendar, and that the year is according to that calendar."
1:59
- "I see, I see. Which childhood illnesses did you have?"
- "Whooping cough, measles, mumps, hepatic fever[?], edema, typhus, whooping cough and a normal fever." [a pun on the last one that only works in Finnish]
2:14
- "And no allergies as a child?"
- "No allergies. Nor did I have meningitis. Nor am I insane - yes, I have a certificate of that as well - nor did I have rheumatism."
- "No rheumatism..."
- "Not indeed."
2:26
- "Has someone gotten in your face?" [I might have missed a pun or joke here]
- "Yes, someone has gotten in my face. Here."
2:31
- "I understand you have not been abroad?"
- "I have not been abroad, here's the certificate."
- "That is too vague. List every country you haven't been to."
- "I haven't been to a single foreign country!"
- "So prove it."
2:41
- "I haven't been to America, nor to England, nor to Canada, nor to Australia."
- "Okay, what about..."
- "Neither in East nor West Germany."
- "What about Mozambique?"
- "There you go."
- "Zanzibar?"
- "There you go."
- "What about..."
- "There you go."
- "What about..."
- "There you go."
- "What about...?!"
- "There you go."
- "What about...?!!"
- "There you go."
2:57
- "You're not even letting me finish and tell you what I want the certificate for!"
- "I have certificates for everything with me today."
- "I see. But I want two copies of every single certificate you've given me! Come back tomorrow."
3:10
- "I already have two copies of every single one of them today! There you go! And I have third copies in a safe at home, as my wife can tell you."
- "I see, so you are married."
3:20
- "Indeed. Here's the certificate for that. And here's a certificate that I am a man, my wife is a woman, and that we are a husband and wife."
3:29
- "And you have not been married to anyone else?"
- "No, I haven't."
3:34
- "Prove it."
- "Prove it? There's no way I can prove that kind of thing!"
- "Why not?"
- "Why not? There's like what, 1500 million women in this world! I can't go ask every single one of them to provide a certificate that I haven't been married to them!"
3:46
- "Oh, you've already done the work of counting just how many women there are. So I demand that you bring a certificate from every single of them separately that you have not been married to them! Come back tomorrow!"
- "Fine. I will come back tomorrow, but before that we'll spend a full working day! I've already gathered some ten thousand certificates! Here's one from... (listing names) ...and from everyone else..."
@@OrangeShellGaming That is incredible, thank you so much. I remembered the gist but having a translation is a lot funnier.
Yes, I made a subtitling of this once, but I got copyright nuked.
Olkaa hyvä!
:D :D
olkaa hyvä
Suomessa ei kylläkään ole ollut käytössä juliaanista kalenteria sitten vuoden 1753.
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Ehkä siitä se kiikastikin.
Marraskuun tiliotteet unohtu
Jo aikoja ennen EU:ta - Osuva kuvaus mm. EU:n byrokraattisuudesta. Direktiivi tämä ja diriektiivi tuo.