When i was a Kid and was a noob in it i spend hours to mine a obsidian block by hand. Next time with a wooden pickaxe. Next time with a stone pickaxe. Mext time i mined diamond with a golden pickaxe. Next time i mined diamond with a stone pickaxe. After these i knew that i was a idiot and i started to play like a normal player.
Me chilling: My older brother: *aggressive slapping me* My mom: 😒 Me: tells him to stop cuz I’m literally having a bad day so I say it rudely My mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS *slap* Me: *aggressive screaming inside*
3:15 Suspicious Stew is my go-to, most of the time. Sure, it takes up more inventory space; but I get more done in two stews than I do with four porkchops. And if stuff gets tricky, I can restore half my Hearts in one Stew. I know. *I'm a monster to you all...*
As long as you use the suspicious stew with dandelions it's good. The other ones either suck (eg. tulips give weakness) or the searching for flowers isn't worth it. Dandelions on the other hand, restore the normal sus strew 6 food points (3 hunger bars) + the saturation effect for a second (7 food points on Java/6 food points on bedrock), and dandelions are pretty easy to find, so suspicious stew with dandelions is the best food source in the game. It costs a brown mushroom, a red mushroom, a dandelion and a bowl, and it restores 13 food points / 6,5 hunger bars on Java and 12 food points / 6 hunger bars on bedrock. Absolutely insane
Mojang should add sharks as a neutral mob like wolves and dolphins, or perhaps they also attack if you ever take damage as sharks attack you if you're bleeding.
2:44 I have all 4 of them and when I was like 7&8 I was the most popular, all the kids at school were so jealous. 😂🤣😂 And the craziest part was that there was 1 of every version in the school library but not 1 kid could get all of the cause the books were so popular! I was literally followed around and kids would ask to look at my book, it’s was just crazy.
axe : do much damage : Can put 1 combat enchant ------------------------------------------------------------ Sword : Cut cobweb : Far reach : Many option like sweap or crit : Alot of enchant
2:17 In 1.18+..you shouldn't be doing that since caves became very big in minecraft and you could fall to your death or in some cases get surrounded by mobs.
6:46 Why must he drop infinite arrows, because skeleton doesnt need more arrows than one, he has hidden infinite enchanting on his bow Btw his bow cant be even destroyed
2:18 The only problem is the fact that subtitles can't see caves. So I always have subtitles turned on and look at the left up side of the F3 screen, and look at the C and E counter. If the C counter is high and the E is low, that means that there's a big cave without mobs below me, if both of the counters are high that means that there's a big cave with a lot of mobs below me and if the C is low and the E is high that means that there's a small cave / spawner with a lot of mobs.
12:15 i once was casually playing bedrock edition, then reached a fortress and the very first wither I killed in that game droped a skull, the sword was an unenchanted stone one.
#DailyDoseOfMemes Dad,why am I named rose? "When you were young,a rose fell on you." Dad,why am I named daisy? "When you were young,a daisy fell on you." I made an axolotl xp farm. "Oh hey brick."
Well Here’s the thing. To enchant with a anvil, you need enchanted books. And unless your running around the world grabbing enchanted books from every structure in the game, you need a enchanting table. So enchanting table is superior. Until, you pull out 10 stacks of books that is. ~ your friendly neighborhood catgirl, Enju~
Fun fact: If you look at a wandering trader's collar, you will see a green colour which depicts that the wandering trader was a nitwit villager (according to me). And now he has nothing to do, so he just trades useless items of the nature only to get some emeralds to live normally :( Edit: You know guys, witches were also normal villagers. But due to some misunderstanding, all the villagers threw the witch out of their village. That is why she helps the nitwit villager to become a wandering trader by giving invis potions to survive at night and 2 llamas. So apparantly, the witch helps wandering traders.
even if sharks would be added they wouldn't be a hostile mob, they would be a neutral one because IRL sharks only attack if provoked or they haven't seen a human (if they haven't seen a human they will probably just try to bite u or smth then run away)
I like laughing at people who doesn't carry their chestplate once they have elytra and then die cause the chestplate is literally half of your protection. Any other?
0:46 think you have mending sharpness knockback ect... just add enchanted books to enchanted books then when you have the book with all of the enchantments just add it to the sword
NO:Getting a diamond sword hardly Yes:Getting a trident which makes the same damage as the diamond sword easily Me trying to get bundle Shulker box and echest:no i dont think you will
0:50 With the too expensive, I just switch around the item (I used it as op sword + dumb sword is expensive, amd reverse it isn’t). Only works for weapons.
Genie : There are 3 Rules : No wishing for death No falling in love No bring back dead people. Person who wishes : I wish axolotls never added to minecraft. Genie : There are 4 rules. Me : No there is not a fourth rule , that just counts as death.
Best way to Rick roll 1.Make your background on your phone Rick Ashley 2.turn your phone off 3. N ing your phone to your friend 4. Say: oh no I turned my phone of now you have to turn it on 5. Show it to then 6. RUN FROM YOU EVIL MAD FREIND THAT NOW WANTS TO KILL YA
Things I do Mine 14 obsidian blocks for my portal Flatten my land so it’s all even. Even if there’s a mountain in the way. Make a copy of they world and write the cords for diamonds or netherite which I’ve found diamonds are more common in lava. Always have huge pumpkin or melon farms.
DDOM: Doesn't put the thumbnail meme in first
EVERYONE: Wait, that's illegal
True
Fuck yes
It's DDoM.
it's not literally illegal, at least there's ACTUALLY OTHER MEMES IN THE VIDEO
it’s a joke bud, thanks for breaking it down. RULE #1111
Fun fact: to fix too expensive you have to put all the enchants in one book and then combine it with an axe(for example)
me went i downlowd minecraft
wow cool things😍
16:36 Yep, I literally spent hours mining obsidian. For some reason it's satisfying
@Аджухан Алиинев Shut up.
When i was a Kid and was a noob in it i spend hours to mine a obsidian block by hand. Next time with a wooden pickaxe. Next time with a stone pickaxe. Mext time i mined diamond with a golden pickaxe. Next time i mined diamond with a stone pickaxe. After these i knew that i was a idiot and i started to play like a normal player.
I just go to a world with a ruined portal
when you realize that a wooden axe deals as much damage as a diamond sword
really?
i think that’s only for 1.16
@@okh69420 yeah
@@okh69420 1.9+
@@viperlord487 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
6:59 Now that didn't age well.
fr
It didn’t age well *TWICE*
@@sunnypaw319 lmao
the queen won the battle royale
@@sunnypaw319 it didn't age well *TRICE*
It's really funny everyone is just spamming FIRST!!
Ikr
Agree
4th
Yes
If only they were actually right about their placement for me in like 180th depending on if anyone's typed before I finished
Obsidian: You can't defeat me.
Iron Pickaxe: I know, but he can.
*Diamond/Netherite Pickaxe*
we already know that tho
@@real4855 its a joke xD
@@real4855 it's a joke like what the reply above me said
u don't even have any vids and you got like 1k subs
The joke is not even funny
Since when can creepers use ladders? That's literally how I've been evading creepers. Endermen on the other hand...
For some reason, only mobs that do not have hands (villagers included) are the ones that can climb ladders. Slimes can too.
Me when i see the "diamond armor at home": Wait, that's illegal.
Edit: In real life that is since NOBODY WOULD MAKE DIAMOND ARMOR!
Any mob can climb ladders Im pretty sure
@@cloud99955 sounds like something that only happens in java edition. Literally none of the mobs in bedrock climb ladders except for endermen
@@JayHawk4372 its in both versions i have seen it in bedrock and java
If you look closely at the thumbnail, the netherite sword is actually enchanted with sharpness 100,000
Oh gosh no
And smite 100,000
1:47 war crimes, arson, vandalism, dog fighting, slavery, human trafficking,
stealing children.
I never thought listening to someone talk for 33 minutes and 26 seconds would be entertaining
Me chilling:
My older brother: *aggressive slapping me*
My mom: 😒
Me: tells him to stop cuz I’m literally having a bad day so I say it rudely
My mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS *slap*
Me: *aggressive screaming inside*
wow so funny you would be such a good standup comedian wow.
grab knife.
Grab knife or gun
Ahhhhhh I feel the pain
@@A.I.on70ping lol😂
3:15 Suspicious Stew is my go-to, most of the time. Sure, it takes up more inventory space; but I get more done in two stews than I do with four porkchops. And if stuff gets tricky, I can restore half my Hearts in one Stew.
I know. *I'm a monster to you all...*
I mean I try to but I can never find enough mushrooms
Make a farm underrground
@@austinbarron1928 that's a good idea
@@randomname8800 mean it makes sense hope the doom players are alive
As long as you use the suspicious stew with dandelions it's good. The other ones either suck (eg. tulips give weakness) or the searching for flowers isn't worth it. Dandelions on the other hand, restore the normal sus strew 6 food points (3 hunger bars) + the saturation effect for a second (7 food points on Java/6 food points on bedrock), and dandelions are pretty easy to find, so suspicious stew with dandelions is the best food source in the game.
It costs a brown mushroom, a red mushroom, a dandelion and a bowl, and it restores 13 food points / 6,5 hunger bars on Java and 12 food points / 6 hunger bars on bedrock.
Absolutely insane
“For a chance to win absolutely nothing” 💀
After 2 years still relatable. Good job, man👍
7:00 killed me in every way possible.
It killed queen Elizabeth too
@@Clorox_Gaming and techno
"Minecraft: pooket edition"
"Also try terraria!"
Terraria: also try minecraft
@@custardcookie3rd384 Terraria also has a creeper costume
pooket edition? I only know pocket edition
Thank you, thank you!
I wanna thank my mom, my dad and my hamster to be a prowd owner of absolutly nothing😖😭😌🥴
Ye
You're welcome man
what
Me the 69th Like
Congratulations
4:11 that is just... BEAUTIFUL
He is right
Wandering gives us bad trade because they are homeless so they find a way to get emerald
( so just leave them )
NAH they should have thought about it before bringing me their leads
wait they sell SLIMES AND I HAVE 50 EMERALDS!!!!
Mojang should add sharks as a neutral mob like wolves and dolphins, or perhaps they also attack if you ever take damage as sharks attack you if you're bleeding.
EVERY NOOB: Enderdragon is OP!!
Veterans play the game since the beginning:
Hold my bed
@Joody stop posting your video in someones video that's just stupid
7:00 R.I.P techno is still all alive in our hearts
And rip lizzie now
13:07 is literally HILARIOUS.
no 3:27 is hilarious
2:44 I have all 4 of them and when I was like 7&8 I was the most popular, all the kids at school were so jealous. 😂🤣😂 And the craziest part was that there was 1 of every version in the school library but not 1 kid could get all of the cause the books were so popular! I was literally followed around and kids would ask to look at my book, it’s was just crazy.
me: making myself a sandwich
my mom:let me make it
also when I tell her to make me sandwich
my mom: NO
5:22 ya thats true lol
3:57 “F” in chat
axe : do much damage
: Can put 1 combat enchant
------------------------------------------------------------
Sword : Cut cobweb
: Far reach
: Many option like sweap or crit
: Alot of enchant
2:17 In 1.18+..you shouldn't be doing that since caves became very big in minecraft and you could fall to your death or in some cases get surrounded by mobs.
The thumbnail is so accurate... Especially if you have a younger brother instead of an older one.
6:46 Why must he drop infinite arrows, because skeleton doesnt need more arrows than one, he has hidden infinite enchanting on his bow
Btw his bow cant be even destroyed
0:15 finnally someone else gets it
2:18
The only problem is the fact that subtitles can't see caves. So I always have subtitles turned on and look at the left up side of the F3 screen, and look at the C and E counter. If the C counter is high and the E is low, that means that there's a big cave without mobs below me, if both of the counters are high that means that there's a big cave with a lot of mobs below me and if the C is low and the E is high that means that there's a small cave / spawner with a lot of mobs.
"Swords are better than axes"
Bedrock Edition : *true*
4:11 Not Gonna lie that would make a good game, and the artstyle looks dope!
My friend: Look, this villager is throwing me potions! Thanks bud!
The witch that was throwing him damage potions: *kills him*
My friend: What the
#dailydoseofmemes
Me: Goes looking for diamonds
Me: see's blue
Me: its lapis
Me: *vissible anger*
10:26: Money doesnt matter
-rich people
Looks don’s matter
-attractiv people
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
-Technoblade
2:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's true and hilarious😂😁😁
12:15
i once was casually playing bedrock edition, then reached a fortress and the very first wither I killed in that game droped a skull, the sword was an unenchanted stone one.
ok?
thats a one in 5 or so chance of happening
Wither skeleton*
@Syed Mohammad Sannan 2.5% chance, but with looting 3 it's a 5.5% chance
1/40 chance
Him : thecnoblades never die
me today when techno is dead:😭
You know the video's good when you see thumbnail.😂🤣😂
It does be true tho
me at 2:10: Hey squidward u are related to the wandering trader right!
#DailyDoseOfMemes
Dad,why am I named rose? "When you were young,a rose fell on you."
Dad,why am I named daisy? "When you were young,a daisy fell on you."
I made an axolotl xp farm. "Oh hey brick."
Definition of happiness
Spawning in a warped forest near a crimson forest and a basalt deltas
yo
with a fortress and a treasure bastion
Well
Here’s the thing. To enchant with a anvil, you need enchanted books. And unless your running around the world grabbing enchanted books from every structure in the game, you need a enchanting table. So enchanting table is superior. Until, you pull out 10 stacks of books that is.
~ your friendly neighborhood catgirl, Enju~
Villagers are a thing 😐
U can enchant books in enchantment table and combine 2 of same books to upgrade the enchantment level
@@Mr2521- yup you can but villagers are way more convenient
Are you ok because wtf is a cat girl
@@HemiHami cat girl is the today hen tai do not question
the techno queen one aged well
Why do meme channels censor words that aren't that bad? Like vandalism, It's not a bad word, it's the name of a law.
Me accidentally dropping my elytra : 🙄
A fox getting my elytra: 😵
1:44 I love how vandalism is censored but arson isnt
Ohhhh so that was what the stain on the a was?
Ah yes, my daily dose of memes in 1 video.
how to build netherite beacon: make an iron beacon, but replace the outer layer with netherite
thats still too expensive
No here is how /gamemode creative
How Hard I Hit My Brother:*Sticks
How He Describe It To Parent:*Sharpness 5 Netherite Axe(Java)
How Hard My Dad Gonna Hit Me:*Warden Punch
23:31 true.
How do you get your meat? And what's you favorite type of meaT in Minecraft?
Fun fact: If you look at a wandering trader's collar, you will see a green colour which depicts that the wandering trader was a nitwit villager (according to me). And now he has nothing to do, so he just trades useless items of the nature only to get some emeralds to live normally :(
Edit: You know guys, witches were also normal villagers. But due to some misunderstanding, all the villagers threw the witch out of their village. That is why she helps the nitwit villager to become a wandering trader by giving invis potions to survive at night and 2 llamas. So apparantly, the witch helps wandering traders.
wow that’s smart
@@justdawnn4666 Thanks. But I still feel bad for the nitwit villager :(.
@@YourWizz same :(
Me: laughing on memes
The simply piano add: and i took that personally
Diamond Sword go CRAP CRAP
2:45 3:07 4:47 7:35 10:17
enchantment table is actually very good, I got a looting 3, fire aspect2, knock back 1 and unbreaking 2 sword just by making a level 30 enchantment.
Damn that's lucky
Also, enchanted items from the enchanted table doesn't add any experience when you enchant it on an anvil
No sharpness
4:40 the real reason is that they are already portraid on a bad light and making them attack the player might cause them more harm
even if sharks would be added they wouldn't be a hostile mob, they would be a neutral one because IRL sharks only attack if provoked or they haven't seen a human (if they haven't seen a human they will probably just try to bite u or smth then run away)
Jak to že tam je českej meme xd ??? 3:21
I love all the hermits and how u edited grian as a joke
0:10 For things that using player language:
This would be good!
For things that using inventory language:
It would be a bad idea! Skip: 0:19
#DailyDoseOfMemes
“No it won’t affect my baby”
Few years later
Son: How to build axolotl xp farm
I like laughing at people who doesn't carry their chestplate once they have elytra and then die cause the chestplate is literally half of your protection. Any other?
3:27
CZECHIA LETS GOOOOO!
thats me in a nutshell lmao
About the villager one.. YOU CANT EVEN MORE THE BOAT UP ONE PIXLE XD
4:40 that escalated quickly
Me seeing a spider 2 split seconds away from deleting my world: pauses and gets in creative mode 😈
0:46 think you have mending sharpness knockback ect... just add enchanted books to enchanted books then when you have the book with all of the enchantments just add it to the sword
NO:Getting a diamond sword hardly
Yes:Getting a trident which makes the same damage as the diamond sword easily
Me trying to get bundle
Shulker box and echest:no i dont think you will
The thumbnail is rlly facts 100%
“Swords are better than axes”
Bedrock Players: obviously
0:50 With the too expensive, I just switch around the item (I used it as op sword + dumb sword is expensive, amd reverse it isn’t). Only works for weapons.
the thumbnail is straight facts
Genie : There are 3 Rules :
No wishing for death
No falling in love
No bring back dead people.
Person who wishes :
I wish axolotls never added to minecraft.
Genie : There are 4 rules.
Me : No there is not a fourth rule , that just counts as death.
*TRADE*
Villagers:
I receive 666 emeralds
You receive 666 *a* *i* *r*
2:04
now i feel bad for all the wandering traders i killed
7:00
This is actually sad now
Yea
7:24 I think they would just explode because if there on fire they ignite and they kamboom
That thumbnail is golden
Best way to Rick roll
1.Make your background on your phone Rick Ashley
2.turn your phone off
3. N ing your phone to your friend
4. Say: oh no I turned my phone of now you have to turn it on
5. Show it to then
6. RUN FROM YOU EVIL MAD FREIND THAT NOW WANTS TO KILL YA
1:32 best part🤣🤣
12:19 same happened to me with no lotting sword
That thumbnail is what my brother does but he hits like diamond sword, describes it as the wooden sword, and gets no punishment
7:00
B-but they’re… both… dead..- Never mind. ._.
copper nugget was not important
(i'm the creator of that meme)
Honestly, it would be anyways cool, we got golden nugget, iron nugget, why not copper
...............................Emerald
Used for building | No
LTN: *You dare challenge me mortal?*
Things I do
Mine 14 obsidian blocks for my portal
Flatten my land so it’s all even. Even if there’s a mountain in the way.
Make a copy of they world and write the cords for diamonds or netherite which I’ve found diamonds are more common in lava.
Always have huge pumpkin or melon farms.
5:55 both it depends on what im trying to do (permanent mine = staircase mine) (temporary mine = straight down)
Relatable thumbnail lol
You can stack beds. place two blocks then place a bed on top. break the two blocks underneath and place a bed
DDOM: Axolotls make a great EXP farms. Me: Ohhhhh that's how axolotls went in dangered
The meme on 1:33 is undoubtly the BESTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:41 Just add a hopper :)
8:55 doing cluch on nintendo switch:god
0:20 Sure, do you tame wolves for fun?
The edit, do you kill wolves for fun?
The first Luca one was so funny