Banana thrown into Icelandic volcano lava at Reykjanes. WILL IT SURVIVE?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2021
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  • @DancingSk3L3tons
    @DancingSk3L3tons Год назад +32966

    I Don't even speak their language but in assuming it went like
    Annoyed girlfriend : why are you throwing are food into the lava?? How old are you 13??
    Cameraman : babe, chill, it's for RUclips @.@

    • @petunmar
      @petunmar  Год назад +13154

      It was a random Karen who came up to me while I was recording.
      👩🏻‍🦰: Why the hell did you do that?
      🫡 : To get a thousand views on RUclips

    • @DancingSk3L3tons
      @DancingSk3L3tons Год назад +3286

      @@petunmar thank you, I was close lol

    • @PlayingWithDanger7866
      @PlayingWithDanger7866 Год назад +913

      @@petunmar And that is how you lost your food for a day but got back a lot more in views.

    • @MorgenKatzen
      @MorgenKatzen Год назад +191

      @@DancingSk3L3tons very close man

    • @waterbottle1730
      @waterbottle1730 Год назад

      ​@@MorgenKatzen ...

  • @michaelr1221
    @michaelr1221 5 месяцев назад +18319

    " I'm going to make this as uninteresting
    for you as I possibly can " - the Banana

    • @justsayin644
      @justsayin644 5 месяцев назад +250

      bananas dont talk actually

    • @GreenClassified
      @GreenClassified 5 месяцев назад

      No way! Really? ​@@justsayin644

    • @soloestoydepaso.2
      @soloestoydepaso.2 5 месяцев назад +704

      ​@@justsayin644how are you so sure?

    • @justsayin644
      @justsayin644 5 месяцев назад

      fairly sure@@soloestoydepaso.2

    • @Takyodor2
      @Takyodor2 5 месяцев назад +741

      @@justsayin644 Not after being thrown in lava they don't

  • @user-cw9hb3ck4u
    @user-cw9hb3ck4u 8 месяцев назад +11377

    They clearly ignored the ‘Please do not feed the lava’ sign.

    • @nandininayar6504
      @nandininayar6504 6 месяцев назад +100

      Underrated comment lol

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 6 месяцев назад +62

      Fantastic Comment!

    • @blackdiamonds853
      @blackdiamonds853 5 месяцев назад +50

      😂😂😂

    • @Arawn2020
      @Arawn2020 5 месяцев назад +88

      This was Isildur's Banana, the one banana to rule them all. It had to be destroyed 🔥

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 5 месяцев назад +77

      the lava looked so cute and hungry though, the urge is irresistible

  • @aragorn767
    @aragorn767 Месяц назад +668

    "You were my brother, Bananakin. I loved you!"
    Banana: "I HATE YOU!"

    • @WORDUPOAKLAND
      @WORDUPOAKLAND Месяц назад +16

      😭😭😭

    • @tiahalibel06
      @tiahalibel06 27 дней назад +15

      🤣😂💀

    • @sethv5273
      @sethv5273 25 дней назад +23

      Obawana had the high ground it was over for bananakin from the start

    • @KnightsAndDarths
      @KnightsAndDarths 23 дня назад +8

      Oba-Nan: It's over Bananakin! I have the high ground.
      Bananakin: You underestimate my power.

    • @yodoleheehoo90
      @yodoleheehoo90 22 дня назад +1

      stop, this is too accurate XD

  • @javiersds8081
    @javiersds8081 10 дней назад +12

    "This banana cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. It was made in the fires of Iceland, and only there can it be unmade."

  • @GamerDude-no1ki
    @GamerDude-no1ki 11 месяцев назад +9385

    Archeologist in 4,000 years: Iceland was tropical, this petrified Banana proves it.

    • @nidhincooper21
      @nidhincooper21 10 месяцев назад +240

      😂

    • @PotatoOfficial
      @PotatoOfficial 9 месяцев назад +369

      News: Oldest Banana Fossil Founded In Iceland Aged 1 Day Old

    • @buddy28614
      @buddy28614 9 месяцев назад +92

      Love these comments 😂😂😂

    • @havootusjourney
      @havootusjourney 9 месяцев назад +260

      😂😂😂😂 I can only imagine the amount of shit they've gotten wrong from things like this😂

    • @toohdvaetihom7088
      @toohdvaetihom7088 9 месяцев назад +56

      Implying we'd still need human archeologists in 4k years

  • @DRYeisleysCreations
    @DRYeisleysCreations 5 месяцев назад +7160

    Geologists in 20,000 years: There's a banana perfectly preserved in this lava flow. That means Iceland must've grown bananas at one time!

    • @rokksula4082
      @rokksula4082 5 месяцев назад +352

      They do grow bananas in Iceland. In fact I think Iceland is the largest banana grower in Europe.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 5 месяцев назад +452

      Iceland must have been tropical! Our entire model is wrong 😱

    • @stevewebb4542
      @stevewebb4542 5 месяцев назад +90

      That interesting connotation made me laugh 😂👍

    • @tonysoldan
      @tonysoldan 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@pizzlerot2730Was about to comment exactly that 😂

    • @beckybrown6668
      @beckybrown6668 5 месяцев назад +31

      I came to the comments for this

  • @larrywilliams3313
    @larrywilliams3313 27 дней назад +204

    Sacrificing a virgin Banana to the volcano gods for a bountiful harvest.

    • @nancy4980
      @nancy4980 20 дней назад +1

      😂

    • @sadafraisa5632
      @sadafraisa5632 19 дней назад +1

      Lmfao what was that?? 😭🤣💀

    • @Brazmann021
      @Brazmann021 15 дней назад +4

      underrated joke lmao

    • @mohann2289
      @mohann2289 7 дней назад

      It's a ritual in rural parts of the world​@@sadafraisa5632

    • @mogaev9592
      @mogaev9592 5 дней назад

      (С) Король Джулиан

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 Месяц назад +164

    That was a lot less violent than I expected.

    • @sugarsaint
      @sugarsaint Месяц назад +8

      Absolute garbage footage tbh

    • @Owarikun
      @Owarikun 26 дней назад +11

      Honestly... I don't know what I expected when clicking this video... but I definitely ended up very unsatisfied by the end result...

    • @mikepastor.k6233
      @mikepastor.k6233 25 дней назад +7

      I was expecting it to flame 🔥 out. Bitterly disappointed 😞

    • @313_midzar
      @313_midzar 24 дня назад +2

      that's what happens. it just melts and evaporates

    • @dankmemes7658
      @dankmemes7658 15 дней назад +1

      @@313_midzar it didn't even do that much

  • @midwintersnight
    @midwintersnight 5 месяцев назад +4171

    I'm Icelandic. Here's the translation.
    Woman: "Why on earth did you do that?"
    Man: "What?"
    Woman: "What was that for?"
    Man: "To get 1000 views on RUclips."
    *banana gets covered by lava*
    "See, there! It's gone!"
    I couldn't hear the last thing he said at the end.

    • @EdilySid
      @EdilySid 5 месяцев назад +83

      19 M views later! Incredible!

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- 5 месяцев назад +121

      I'm not Icelandic, but I understood the "1000 views on RUclips" part 😆

    • @Sigurdur5
      @Sigurdur5 5 месяцев назад +15

      Held hann hafi sagt "Skemmdi þetta allt fyrir þér?"

    • @AryanNayak-je2rs
      @AryanNayak-je2rs 5 месяцев назад +24

      Thanks for the translation!

    • @Byronic19134
      @Byronic19134 5 месяцев назад +36

      @@-user_redacted-lol wait this is the actual translation? Hilarious.

  • @stormgear896
    @stormgear896 5 месяцев назад +1625

    "You threw Banana"
    "Volcano left satisfied"
    "Volcano is now your ally"

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 4 месяца назад +130

      Volcano has been added to your party

    • @HildeTheOkayish
      @HildeTheOkayish 4 месяца назад +61

      ​@@Kakarot64.Imagine a volcano following you everywhere. Amazing attack power, no stealth, great difficulty making friends with the locals.

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 4 месяца назад

      There's actually a monkey under there that is also now his ally.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 месяца назад +25

      "Mmmm, potassium..."

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 4 месяца назад +6

      @@HildeTheOkayish it’d be like Earthbound when Dungeon Man joins your party

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 13 дней назад +3

    This may be the first time a banana has been thrown into an icelandic volcano in history

  • @tonymarino8
    @tonymarino8 29 дней назад +28

    Geologist: Apes once inhabited Iceland
    Also Geologist: See? Banana.

    • @Yesterdaywas316
      @Yesterdaywas316 12 дней назад +1

      Black people were enslaved in Iceland
      On the time of slavery era

  • @Luke-ow9ku
    @Luke-ow9ku 5 месяцев назад +1713

    That's going to make for a very confused archeologist in five thousand years.

    • @RickC-sc5ki
      @RickC-sc5ki 5 месяцев назад +57

      You really think mankind is gonna survive another 5000 years?

    • @Hyperion4K
      @Hyperion4K 4 месяца назад +242

      @@RickC-sc5kiwho said the archeologist would be human 😂

    • @danillopetrova
      @danillopetrova 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@Hyperion4K so will not be confused anyway

    • @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited
      @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@RickC-sc5ki Human like Robotic Beings be like:

    • @PabbyPabbles
      @PabbyPabbles 4 месяца назад +60

      The symbolic offering of fruit to the volcano is believed to be part of an elaborate harvest ritual, performed in small, precisely timed sacred acts on following a strict yearly schedule

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 5 месяцев назад +3554

    This was oddly anticlimactic. I expected the banana to catch on fire or sink in, but instead it just got covered slowly. I guess sometimes real life is disappointing. At least I can rest easy knowing what a banana in Icelandic lava looks like.

    • @Kuchenwurst
      @Kuchenwurst 5 месяцев назад +200

      I guess that exactly what happens when a person's gets swallowed by lava, as well. Just a bit more noisy.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 5 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@Kuchenwurstyou would ignite first

    • @Kuchenwurst
      @Kuchenwurst 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@seronymus ye

    • @joenobody5631
      @joenobody5631 5 месяцев назад +90

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @mzflighter6905
      @mzflighter6905 5 месяцев назад +47

      It couldnt dink in due to density difference

  • @hj7372
    @hj7372 20 дней назад +6

    "You should never feed the wild lavas"

  • @Orlando_Steve
    @Orlando_Steve 28 дней назад +15

    10 thousand years later an archaeologist discovers a perfectly preserved banana embedded in volcanic rock and is like WTF?

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 5 месяцев назад +1552

    Lesson learned:
    Bananas are fireproof

    • @larsstougaard7097
      @larsstougaard7097 4 месяца назад +10

      Long live humanity 😅

    • @archaeabanana
      @archaeabanana 4 месяца назад +18

      I’m gonna live forever

    • @ultrite2696
      @ultrite2696 4 месяца назад +30

      Banana armor:
      +2 defense
      +10 Charisma
      *fire protection
      *breaks after 7 days
      When consumed:
      +12 hunger

    • @spiritanimal7516
      @spiritanimal7516 4 месяца назад

      Lava proof

    • @GigaWerts
      @GigaWerts 4 месяца назад +2

      but not stone proof, apparently.

  • @Tuncay783
    @Tuncay783 Год назад +21545

    3 days later
    News: 5,000 year old banana fossil found

    • @user-ru1ki
      @user-ru1ki Год назад +711

      Hahaha 😂 Nice joke.

    • @doziegospel387
      @doziegospel387 Год назад +118

      😂😂😂

    • @Tuncay783
      @Tuncay783 Год назад +160

      @@Mahabharataminenglish I guess you didn't understand the details 🙂

    • @Mahabharataminenglish
      @Mahabharataminenglish Год назад +172

      @@Tuncay783 yes I got your funny comment but I have given a small info

    • @nguforbemum2740
      @nguforbemum2740 Год назад +21

      I tell u

  • @tuxedomask7071
    @tuxedomask7071 Месяц назад +12

    "Wait no... this is stupid." * takes it back *

  • @--DaveTheCretin--
    @--DaveTheCretin-- 10 дней назад +1

    I like how it actually looks like the lava was trying to eat the banana as it slowly moved towards it lol

  • @newnumide
    @newnumide 5 месяцев назад +1164

    10000 years later, archeologists find a perfectly preserved banana after scanning the area with there ultra sophisticated tools.

    • @evoliteeverstone41
      @evoliteeverstone41 5 месяцев назад +52

      We'll be in the history books bois lol

    • @the_ramen_goblin
      @the_ramen_goblin 5 месяцев назад +48

      They’d be so damn confused lol

    • @StefNToes
      @StefNToes 5 месяцев назад +75

      And they'll say: bananas used to grow here. We have the proof.

    • @Pulverrostmannen
      @Pulverrostmannen 5 месяцев назад +7

      Man I was so about to write this myself and then I saw your comment was first

    • @qpSubZeroqp
      @qpSubZeroqp 5 месяцев назад +19

      They will be super confused like ”Why is there a single banana perfectly reserved in this specific geographic location?!”

  • @Box_Art_Goon
    @Box_Art_Goon 5 месяцев назад +2258

    Clearly the gods have accepted your offering. With the banan sacrificed, the harvest will be exceptional

    • @IsntTheInternetGreat
      @IsntTheInternetGreat 5 месяцев назад +82

      Iceland will finally grow its own bananas!

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r 5 месяцев назад +17

      No .....gods only give you something valuable if you sacrifice something valuable like a human

    • @celia3586
      @celia3586 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-rl8hf8kt1r humans arent valuable nowadays
      Banana is healthy
      Banana is tasty

    • @abhi-_-
      @abhi-_- 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-rl8hf8kt1r😂

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever 5 месяцев назад +31

      Iceland is like the happiest country in the world, so I guess banana sacrifices work.

  • @Neverleftstuffedanimal1
    @Neverleftstuffedanimal1 29 дней назад +7

    Minions: OUR VERY LAST BANANA
    Others: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • @EdenNgcape
    @EdenNgcape 21 день назад +10

    nevermind the banana bro's just casually playing next to an active volcano 😭😭

  • @xiki
    @xiki 5 месяцев назад +774

    It's over, Bananakin! I have the high ground!

    • @Emerald_Hermit
      @Emerald_Hermit 5 месяцев назад +33

      You underestimate my power!

    • @ish6977
      @ish6977 5 месяцев назад +86

      You underestimate my potassium!

    • @deaconbluezz8827
      @deaconbluezz8827 5 месяцев назад +2

      Thor Skywalker enjoyer?

    • @SubZer00fucksgiven
      @SubZer00fucksgiven 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂 well played

    • @Emerald_Hermit
      @Emerald_Hermit 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@ish6977 darn yours is better lmao 😂

  • @suffering3975
    @suffering3975 5 месяцев назад +899

    This was so anticlimactic that it's swung back around to being hilarious

    • @francobobfred
      @francobobfred 4 месяца назад +7

      What did you think was going to happen? An explosion?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 месяца назад +21

      @@francobobfred hydrogen bomb

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 4 месяца назад

      tru

    • @MntDewEyes
      @MntDewEyes 4 месяца назад +1

      @@the-letter_s oh no, to get a hydrogen bomb out of a banana you'd have to throw it into the sun

    • @SoraRaida
      @SoraRaida 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@francobobfredexpecting it to burst into flames

  • @Imagined-Reality
    @Imagined-Reality 28 дней назад +7

    The gods of volcanoes and fire appreciate your offering. Towns shall be spared for now

  • @Arpit_523
    @Arpit_523 Месяц назад +5

    Banana in 7th dimension: where I am😅?

  • @Zimtbiss1
    @Zimtbiss1 5 месяцев назад +1150

    Creepy how the lava turned to your direction after you fed it.
    Lava was like: "Yummi, banana. Let's look if we get some more."

    • @geekley
      @geekley 5 месяцев назад +84

      The Lava: Hm. I remember when they used to throw virgins at me. Now I'm finally getting more interesting sacrifices. Tastier too. More please.

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr 5 месяцев назад +64

      @@geekley It turns out, Volcano gods need Potassium way more than they need Virgins

    • @mrpillows
      @mrpillows 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@dx-ek4vr”the volcano gods would need about 265 bananas in order to have the same amount of potassium as one 120lbs virgin” -ChatGPT

    • @beautifulsoultress3078
      @beautifulsoultress3078 5 месяцев назад +1

      Omg it did and did l also hear a growl

    • @gamexsimmonds3581
      @gamexsimmonds3581 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dangerous, especially with hiw windy it is there, we saw at the end were the grass that wasn't on fire in front of him quickly started to blaze as the lava touched it, if quickly could have ready his feet with the rights gusts of wind

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 5 месяцев назад +522

    I mean, I was expecting the banana to burst into flames. I was surprised it stayed normal until it got buried.

    • @milkflavored
      @milkflavored 5 месяцев назад +28

      It might of if he had better aim... it landed on mostly ash

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@milkflavored It did, but then it also got covered by molten rock, which really ought to have vaporized the thing. Bananas are something else.

    • @Gemzstone1
      @Gemzstone1 5 месяцев назад +14

      I was expecting the same, bit disappointed

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y 5 месяцев назад

      yeah this was a waste of my time

    • @electric_boogaloo496
      @electric_boogaloo496 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was expecting it to pop like popcorn or rice.

  • @sinhaashish935
    @sinhaashish935 23 дня назад +2

    Lava: I am hot and emit toxic fumes, I could kill you instantly
    Humans: We can extinguish you with a banana

  • @CypherArchon
    @CypherArchon 11 дней назад +1

    99 missed calls from the minions:

  • @andrewmcgee1001
    @andrewmcgee1001 5 месяцев назад +801

    The banana in lava is unimpressive. The fact that someone is walking around an active volcano so casually is quite remarkable.

    • @stephentimko766
      @stephentimko766 5 месяцев назад +36

      That's what I was thinking. Like one slip and you are absolute toast and not like the banana. It's gonna look and feel a helluva different. The human body has nerves and senses which I can guarantee are going to come really active for a short period of time... Haha kinda like the volcano! See what I did there?

    • @andrewmcgee1001
      @andrewmcgee1001 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@stephentimko766 LOL! I 'lava' what you did there!

    • @2M3TAL4U
      @2M3TAL4U 5 месяцев назад +24

      I dunno about you, but I had no idea how much lava there was until someone used a scale of reference I could understand 🍌

    • @mark2073
      @mark2073 5 месяцев назад +9

      It's a shield volcano, they don't blow up

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@stephentimko766 Sure if you fall into it.
      But somewhere around here is a video of someone pressing on some with their shoe.

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 5 месяцев назад +345

    2000 years later...
    " archeoligists have determined that around the turn of the 20th century, iceland was a tropical climate and covered in banana trees"

    • @MisterMelange
      @MisterMelange 5 месяцев назад +50

      Funny, but it also makes me legitimately wonder how much confusion and misinformation there will be for future archeologists created by humans just doing weird things and putting stuff where it's not supposed to be.

    • @HypnoseNoirRose
      @HypnoseNoirRose 5 месяцев назад +7

      For TODAY and for future archeologists

    • @MrRicehard
      @MrRicehard 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@MisterMelange 'Yes, sir director. It appear that this male from the early part of the 2000 was buried with a harmonica up his bottom. We are not sure if this was an accident or part of some previously unrecorded funeral ceremony.'

    • @nigelcrasto
      @nigelcrasto 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@MisterMelange One single item does not paint a big enough picture. There's plenty of finds that have Archeologists discussing trade and travel. Humans for hundreds of thousands of years have walked very long distances, and have exchanged goods with each other. One banana would just be a "oh wow look at these guys able to send a banana all that way". Would still be a really cool find because it'd tell a story in itself, but it wouldn't be confused for "banana grow in iceland" lmao.

  • @statusboatorg
    @statusboatorg День назад +1

    The Banana: I will be back 😈

  • @GameplaywidMaya
    @GameplaywidMaya 23 дня назад

    It turned toward him like: You wanna play kiddo? Let's play then 😂

  • @mtclauraamaral2201
    @mtclauraamaral2201 5 месяцев назад +354

    Dude: *throws banana to lava flow, lands next to it*
    Vulcano: "your offering is accepted, I will not burn you today" *proceeds to "eat" the banana*

    • @lifeform83
      @lifeform83 4 месяца назад +14

      This is proof that everything has monke dna

  • @thisismyname1296
    @thisismyname1296 Год назад +5168

    That was just about the most anticlimactic thing I've ever seen.

    • @AinzWoolGown
      @AinzWoolGown Год назад +165

      only if he had taken the banana out and showed the aftermath...

    • @rukupureizu
      @rukupureizu Год назад +2

      ​@@AinzWoolGown yeah he should've just shoved his hand in there and got it

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 Год назад +8

      same

    • @newtoncooper4085
      @newtoncooper4085 Год назад +82

      "SHOCKING, look what happens to your brain when you watch paint dry",....CLICK.

    • @catjamcultist
      @catjamcultist Год назад +1

      Same

  • @ronl9357
    @ronl9357 12 дней назад +1

    Gorilla: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

  • @layzonalburquerquecanalofi9045
    @layzonalburquerquecanalofi9045 Месяц назад +1

    "Where's my banana?"
    "Gone Reduced by Atoms"

  • @chiaroscural
    @chiaroscural 5 месяцев назад +819

    Banana vs Lava is exactly the sort of content I want and need.

    • @johnmichel4865
      @johnmichel4865 5 месяцев назад +8

      Absolutely!

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 5 месяцев назад +13

      This is the shit RUclips was made for. That, and dropping random shit onto other random shit. How Ridiculous for the win!

    • @amazingnoo9935
      @amazingnoo9935 5 месяцев назад

      @@jahrusalem3658And cat videos, too.

    • @Fierlapin
      @Fierlapin 5 месяцев назад

      Clairement

    • @2023ame
      @2023ame 2 месяца назад

      Feeding banana 🍌 to the lava ✨️

  • @UmbrellaBird789
    @UmbrellaBird789 5 месяцев назад +311

    Don’t do it Bananakin! I have the high ground!!

    • @RichieThe13th
      @RichieThe13th 5 месяцев назад +25

      Bananakin 😂😂😂

    • @quakeur
      @quakeur 5 месяцев назад +8

      Nice one 😂

    • @Lizzyjaeger
      @Lizzyjaeger 5 месяцев назад

      there are no monkeys here…

    • @babotond
      @babotond 5 месяцев назад +15

      Yellow-nderestimate my power!
      - Bananakin

    • @RichieThe13th
      @RichieThe13th 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@babotond lmfao 🤣 it comes off as a sloppy drunk Banakin when I try to say it 🥴

  • @Princess_Peach72
    @Princess_Peach72 24 дня назад +2

    Minions watching this: 👁️👄👁️
    💧

  • @tchakeemn
    @tchakeemn 11 дней назад +1

    Why did I think the banana would catch on fire within seconds? 😂

  • @doughall2932
    @doughall2932 4 месяца назад +700

    We can only hope and pray that this sacrifice pleases the Lava God.

    • @afterlife101spirit
      @afterlife101spirit 4 месяца назад +6

      Lol

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 4 месяца назад +17

      This sacrifice to Surtr is one of the many rituals undertaken to forestall Ragnarök

    • @barrywonderdog
      @barrywonderdog 4 месяца назад +17

      The lava god is appeased. The banana god, on the other hand...

    • @Yeshuah6
      @Yeshuah6 4 месяца назад +3

      Pele is pleased with this sacrifice as he was quite hungry

    • @plantbasedavid
      @plantbasedavid 4 месяца назад +3

      Just FYI, in Hawaii (not here), volcanoes are considered sacred and it's believed that the rocks have ties to their ancestors. So in Hawaii this would in fact be disrespectful to their culture

  • @motionpablo
    @motionpablo 5 месяцев назад +472

    Banana (in anger): “I HATE YOUUUU!!!” 🔥

    • @clpearson991
      @clpearson991 5 месяцев назад +41

      Darth Banana origin story

    • @LeNottiBianche709
      @LeNottiBianche709 5 месяцев назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 5 месяцев назад +71

      Strobi-wan: "It's over Bananakin! I have the high ground!"
      Bananakin: "You underestimate my power!"

    • @rafinha15d
      @rafinha15d 5 месяцев назад +11

      7 days later that banana spirit comes up looking for revenge. Great movie.

    • @vworldgaming
      @vworldgaming 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 14 дней назад +2

    It wasn't a virgin banana. Sacrifice rejected.

  • @Smart-toaster-and-beans
    @Smart-toaster-and-beans 7 дней назад +1

    Lava vs Banana, damn who's gonna win? 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @roadhoundd.
    @roadhoundd. 5 месяцев назад +262

    “Why did you do that?”
    “I’m feeding the A L G O R I T H M.”

    • @kingsweetywren9292
      @kingsweetywren9292 5 месяцев назад

      "My c*ck, wh- whe- where is my c*ck??"
      "Your what?"
      "My c*ck!"

  • @MrRwala1
    @MrRwala1 Год назад +2222

    "The lava accepts your offereing and will spare your village for another 12 waxing moons."

  • @Marion-gs1nq
    @Marion-gs1nq Месяц назад +1

    "Just Stop Lava" signs are missing...

  • @GFY_D1N-X
    @GFY_D1N-X 10 дней назад +1

    Banana Respect Like button 🗿🍷
    👇

  • @tigermunky
    @tigermunky 5 месяцев назад +623

    This is genius! Now we know that bananas are immune to lava. We can make suits out of banana skin and we'll be able to walk in volcanoes!

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 5 месяцев назад +10

      Exactly it's What prophet Mohammed Told us before 1400 years ago , this is sign of Helfire, and it will be harder for the Lava 1000 times, those non believers they go for ever, that's why you see Money people convert to islam

    • @MutleyRobotham
      @MutleyRobotham 5 месяцев назад +44

      But we'll keep slipping over

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@MutleyRobotham
      Hi

    • @chrismarano2135
      @chrismarano2135 5 месяцев назад +7

      Wait, are we not already wearing suits made of banana skins?

    • @TheMollyBea
      @TheMollyBea 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @superduperman7202
    @superduperman7202 5 месяцев назад +390

    This is the cutting edge science we've all been waiting for

    • @brideofchristbam726
      @brideofchristbam726 5 месяцев назад +1

      And we are facing the dread of climate change from these buffoons.

    • @brandiblandford8534
      @brandiblandford8534 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @superduperman7202
      @superduperman7202 5 месяцев назад

      @@brideofchristbam726 ?....lulz...Wut?

    • @emanuele7242
      @emanuele7242 5 месяцев назад +2

      Don' t Do It again!!! The Bananas are our Friends, they love us

    • @superduperman7202
      @superduperman7202 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@emanuele7242 it died to set us free.

  • @Sneekymeeky
    @Sneekymeeky День назад +2

    Real lava?

  • @mdemateoOFICIAL
    @mdemateoOFICIAL День назад +1

    If there is a lava eruption near your house, make a banana wall 🍌

  • @InteloPL
    @InteloPL 7 месяцев назад +808

    Archeologists in 4000 years: ok, so there were bananas on Iceland...

    • @Xianne027
      @Xianne027 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂

    • @Figgatella
      @Figgatella 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂This was the best comment! I’m dying😭😭😭

    • @DecibelDr
      @DecibelDr 5 месяцев назад +7

      As you can see there actually are bananas on Iceland.

    • @Xianne027
      @Xianne027 5 месяцев назад

      @@DecibelDr 😂

    • @emomc9557
      @emomc9557 5 месяцев назад

      Hella monkeys left the chat

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 4 месяца назад +218

    That banana didn't even flinch. What a badass.

  • @sadlyyfr0g
    @sadlyyfr0g 2 дня назад +1

    Mr banana in among us:

  • @CurlyHooligan
    @CurlyHooligan 26 дней назад

    Damn, had all my money on "Yes, it would survive."

  • @GregsBassWorld
    @GregsBassWorld 5 месяцев назад +158

    Hypothesis: banana will burst into flames.
    Conclusion: lava is not hot, just covers things up.

    • @Eeee-OBoy
      @Eeee-OBoy 4 месяца назад +14

      Put your hand on it then

    • @tvman2181
      @tvman2181 4 месяца назад +42

      are you nuts? it'd cover up his whole hand@@Eeee-OBoy

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 4 месяца назад +9

      @@tvman2181 Then it would cover up the rest of him and he wouldn't be able to breathe.

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@GeneralCanei have a solution!! get a snorkel :)

    • @kyubbikcat2281
      @kyubbikcat2281 4 месяца назад +5

      @@rainbowlackInstructions unclear: brought a garbage bag as a helmet instead.

  • @e.colibacteria
    @e.colibacteria Год назад +3131

    Thanks for feeding lava. Such a kind hearted person you are.

  • @jarinorvanto4301
    @jarinorvanto4301 Месяц назад +1

    The banana united with the icelandic ashes, from where it once grew and wuz cropped.

  • @guywholikes2startawar
    @guywholikes2startawar 10 дней назад +1

    My friend would've push me towards the lava and then laugh 💀

  • @scottb252
    @scottb252 5 месяцев назад +466

    Moral of the story, if your caught near an erupting volcano, cover yourself in banana peels!

    • @steven6542
      @steven6542 5 месяцев назад +8

      You're funny.

    • @rellrell1377
      @rellrell1377 5 месяцев назад +4

      Go Pats bro!!

    • @stevewebb4542
      @stevewebb4542 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂👍

    • @srch42
      @srch42 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @RenaissanceASMR
      @RenaissanceASMR 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pompei citiziens: "damn, wish we knew it"

  • @davidsavage5630
    @davidsavage5630 5 месяцев назад +554

    Banana: **gives final thumbs up**

    • @OG-BIG-SHEPHERD.
      @OG-BIG-SHEPHERD. 5 месяцев назад +13

      Lol best comment!

    • @themiddleman3984
      @themiddleman3984 5 месяцев назад +17

      And dude cries 😭

    • @Mewtwo976
      @Mewtwo976 5 месяцев назад +11

      Like terminator 2 haha

    • @dth2brny121
      @dth2brny121 5 месяцев назад +15

      I order you not to go. I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO!!! 😂

    • @stark5679
      @stark5679 5 месяцев назад +3

      Banana did no harm😢

  • @moveitstime
    @moveitstime 5 дней назад

    Some people assume that the 800°C Lava would preserve banana for archeologists. 😂

  • @OP-1000
    @OP-1000 11 дней назад

    One day an archeologist is gonna be very confused.

  • @jfygt2623
    @jfygt2623 5 месяцев назад +535

    "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! "
    Banana: I hate you!

    • @SuperDannyb1975
      @SuperDannyb1975 5 месяцев назад +6

      The banana had the high ground but still got burned alive. Now I'm even more confused as I don't know which is the better option 🤔 🍌 🌋

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 5 месяцев назад +2

      The lava was able to flow onto the banana, meaning the banana had the lower ground

    • @LoinkLoink
      @LoinkLoink 5 месяцев назад +22

      "You were my lunch, Bananakin! I loved you!"

    • @crisdekker8223
      @crisdekker8223 5 месяцев назад +12

      He will rise again as Darth Nanner.

    • @narcis6467
      @narcis6467 5 месяцев назад +3

      @jfy You mean Bananakin? :)

  • @iphaze
    @iphaze 5 месяцев назад +197

    Morgan Freeman Voice: “And no, it didnt survive.”

  • @m.scottreeder
    @m.scottreeder 18 дней назад

    “Hey! That was my snack! Now go back and get it!”

  • @Digital_circusjester
    @Digital_circusjester Месяц назад +1

    NOOO not banana kid from gumball😭

  • @Danksy210
    @Danksy210 5 месяцев назад +189

    Boomers: "Stay far away from erupting volcanoes"
    New gen: "I want to feed them bananas"

    • @Pendragon667
      @Pendragon667 5 месяцев назад +6

      New Gen: "But it's so cute and squishy"

    • @seanowens3153
      @seanowens3153 5 месяцев назад +5

      The devolving of man.

  • @livable4ever
    @livable4ever Месяц назад +1

    the fire caught me off guard

  • @dareks21
    @dareks21 Месяц назад +1

    Well, after watching this clip the fire brigade in my hometown decided to abandon using water, they use bananas only to fight with fires now...

  • @Antifag1977
    @Antifag1977 5 месяцев назад +75

    In 10 million years that is going to confuse the hell out of the future archeologist that finds a tropical fruit fossil so far north.

    • @ghislain9338
      @ghislain9338 5 месяцев назад +6

      Iceland has been producing bananas in geothermally-heated greenhouses since 1941. They have a 700m² banana plantation.

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 5 месяцев назад +188

    "It's over Banana! I have the high ground!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonysoldan
      @tonysoldan 5 месяцев назад +11

      🍌: “You underestimate my power!”

    • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
      @Kains_Gaming_Channel 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@tonysoldan Dont try it!😂

    • @Doomquill
      @Doomquill 5 месяцев назад +12

      Bananakin was *right* there 😅

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 5 месяцев назад +4

      "No, you have the _LAVA_ GROUND!"

    • @Agent-472k
      @Agent-472k 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@tonysoldan You were the Chosen Fruit! It was said you would destroy the Hunger, not join it. Bring Potassium to The Diet, not leave it in indigestion!

  • @gold_extraction79
    @gold_extraction79 День назад +1

    منطقة تعدين رائعة

  • @jadenhughes3041
    @jadenhughes3041 День назад +1

    The volcano enjoyed the banana

  • @-ism-ing
    @-ism-ing 5 месяцев назад +31

    Lift up the lava and see if the banana survived

  • @youexpectedausername2242
    @youexpectedausername2242 Год назад +1543

    This place really needs a "DON'T FEED THE LAVA" sign

    • @laken1804
      @laken1804 Год назад +35

      And a stay the hell away from the 2000 degrees Farenheit lava flow, sign.

    • @021win
      @021win Год назад +1

      😁😁😁😁😁

    • @MaxoN_Edm
      @MaxoN_Edm Год назад +4

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @boldsurfers1824
      @boldsurfers1824 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😅

    • @Miss_circle_930
      @Miss_circle_930 Год назад +3

      Ну как вулкан довольны банану

  • @MadGameHouse
    @MadGameHouse 3 дня назад

    “Local man feeds lava”

  • @MarkVanWraiths84
    @MarkVanWraiths84 28 дней назад

    Lava reaction: „nom nom nom nom nom nom … thank You”

  • @johnnychopping3655
    @johnnychopping3655 5 месяцев назад +360

    Cops up in the police helicopter:
    'Sarge, they're throwing bananas into the lava again'.

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 5 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly it's What prophet Mohammed Told us before 1400 years ago , this is sign of Helfire, and it will be harder for the Lava 1000 times, those non believers they go for ever, that's why you see Money people convert to islam

    • @stonemanofgardnerville1162
      @stonemanofgardnerville1162 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@abdirisakdirie3124bro it's a gut throwing a banana into a volcano...its not that deep also money people convert to Islam because it damn near allows slavery to a tee...

    • @helenpixels
      @helenpixels 5 месяцев назад

      @@abdirisakdirie3124 This has nothing to do with religion, it has to do with movement of tectonic plates and pressure inside the Earth causing a volcanic eruption. Lava is just molten rock. It is all explained by scientific principles, no deity necessary.

    • @kirkchurchil8216
      @kirkchurchil8216 5 месяцев назад +1

      This comment thread just went into left field lol! Also I don’t think they say “sarge” in Iceland 🤣. But it was funny either way.

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 5 месяцев назад

      @@kirkchurchil8216
      Why you laughed the True, just see Convert islam, and would under stand where you going, did you think you come this Wolrd, only enjoyment and Dancing and finish, Jo that's not God he creates you Proposals and he will kill you and you grave and the Day of chargement he will rise you again and he will count you, if your Good deed become heavy in the Weight you will go to paradise if your bad deed become heavyweight you will go to Helfire

  • @TheDeagster877
    @TheDeagster877 4 месяца назад +238

    "How do you like your bananas?"
    "Volcanic."

  • @tshavfengvang7831
    @tshavfengvang7831 15 дней назад

    Lava: Are you ready.
    Banana: I'm going bananas. 😅

  • @margaretcolquhoun4111
    @margaretcolquhoun4111 4 дня назад

    Some poor geologist a thousand years from now is going to have all his workmates laugh at him as he swears he found a banana encased in lava.

  • @felixvideo_de
    @felixvideo_de 5 месяцев назад +226

    By far the most important Science-Video of this decade.

    • @Littlething41
      @Littlething41 5 месяцев назад

      Riveting!

    • @libertas12
      @libertas12 4 месяца назад

      this has nothing to do with science

    • @porkedbeans5744
      @porkedbeans5744 4 месяца назад +5

      @@libertas12 Nuh uh there is a banana therefore it’s science

  • @marciomoraes70
    @marciomoraes70 Год назад +1044

    Okay, you've just created a riddle for archaeologists 5,000 years from now

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад +22

      If s banana is a riddle for them then they aren't very good archeologists

    • @christopherchu2275
      @christopherchu2275 Год назад +41

      @@LisaAnn777 as a time traveler from 5000 years in the future, I can confirm it was puzzling

    • @randomamerican524
      @randomamerican524 Год назад +15

      @@christopherchu2275dude can you time travel to 2020 to stop my friend from time traveling to the year 1939?

    • @christopherchu2275
      @christopherchu2275 Год назад +4

      @@randomamerican524 You know what his name is?

    • @randomamerican524
      @randomamerican524 Год назад +1

      @@christopherchu2275 not anymore

  • @user-jw9ft2yo4f
    @user-jw9ft2yo4f 8 дней назад

    سبحان اما هذه فهي نار الدنيا والكون بالنسبه لله كخاتم فالصحراء
    فما بالنا بنار جهنم اللهم اجرنا من عذاب النار

  • @-na-nomad6247
    @-na-nomad6247 2 дня назад

    Translation :
    - The banana was your friend.
    - it's over, I have the high ground.

  • @GepardenK
    @GepardenK 4 месяца назад +1121

    Banologist here. This is uncommon but not unheard of. It is estimated that about 0.02% of bananas spawn with 100% fire resistance.

    • @Prototheria
      @Prototheria 4 месяца назад +83

      Senior Banologist here. While your stats are in line with what's currently accepted as the industry standard for the approximate percentage of fire resistant bananas, I doubt the probability of one being present in this video. Let me break it down to a number, rather than a percentage.
      Adult bananas weigh between four and five ounces. 16 oz = 1 lb, and 2000 lb = 1 ton. So if we take the median weight of 4.5 ounces, we get 7111.1 bananas per ton. The yearly global production of bananas is about 105 million tons, so we're looking at a total of 746,665,500,000 bananas produced globally every year. Multiply that by 0.02, and we're left with 1,493,331,000 fire resistant bananas. While 1.493331 billion fire resistant bananas sounds like a lot, it is statistically nearly impossible that one ended up in this video.
      PS: all joking aside, I really did spend about ten minutes googling those stats and mathing it out. That's the real world data analyst in me. :-D

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 4 месяца назад +47

      @@Prototheriawhy’d you break character at the end? You were doing so well. B+

    • @Prototheria
      @Prototheria 4 месяца назад +32

      @@jeremytitus9519 Because I’m self-destructive sociopath.

    • @Astronomica999
      @Astronomica999 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@Prototheria it's the "adult banana" for me lmfaooo

    • @ProllyNonFish
      @ProllyNonFish 4 месяца назад +3

      I guess we never know

  • @Geffi01
    @Geffi01 5 месяцев назад +72

    I work with 1600° molten iron and I can tell you, Bananas are nearly indestructible when it comes to heat.

    • @ShizuruNakatsu
      @ShizuruNakatsu 4 месяца назад +3

      I've seen one shattered like glass when frozen by liquid nitrogen though.

    • @ShadeAKAhayate
      @ShadeAKAhayate 4 месяца назад +4

      I won't even ask of how did you arrive to that conviction.

  • @leoarmand751
    @leoarmand751 8 дней назад

    A banana in Iceland. That’s something I never considered before.

  • @user-ov9bj2fz9l
    @user-ov9bj2fz9l Месяц назад

    Banana+Nokia3310=Banaokia3310💀

  • @edwardgamerx9061
    @edwardgamerx9061 5 месяцев назад +118

    That banana became Anakin Skywalker.

    • @Scary_Mask_Tomboy
      @Scary_Mask_Tomboy 5 месяцев назад +29

      Don't you mean...BanAnakin Skywalker?
      Ok, i'll shut up now

    • @jackv3669
      @jackv3669 5 месяцев назад +4

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @Arkenfel7
      @Arkenfel7 4 месяца назад +4

      Darth Nanner

    • @John_McClane_had_plans
      @John_McClane_had_plans 4 месяца назад +5

      "It's over Bananakin! I have the high potassium!" - Obanana Wan Kenobi
      "You underestimate my complete nutritional value!!!"

    • @seacitadel
      @seacitadel 4 месяца назад +4

      Most people don't like their bananas too ripe, but I prefer mine a little on the dark side.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 5 месяцев назад +91

    “You can’t throw trash into the volcano.”
    “Then what’s the point of having one?”

  • @angelarellano30118
    @angelarellano30118 25 дней назад +1

    Banana: Nah I’d win

  • @CDPW
    @CDPW 22 дня назад +1

    Are... bananas invincible?