Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) Moments - Follow the Cocktus! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)
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14:09, I love how nogla came flying at the screen like a jumpscare but it was the saddest excuse for a jumpscare
I wouldn't say the saddest
4:59 “LAAAH TARMAN, OH SO SCARIIII”
"It's tarmander"
5:04 5:05 "AAAAHHH TARMAN"
Nogla was born angry, I love it haha
Hey sheepy!!! I see you around a lot. love your videos :)
He wasn't born angry, He was born Irish.
King melon true DAT proud to be Irish haaha
John Quinn im IRISH
bobby Epic Irish swagger!!
Re-watching this in 2021 is hilarious🤣
Relatable
Exactly ⌒ ‿ ⌒
I know lol
Fr
Correct
6:40 I almost died of laughter no joke
"SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!"
Hahahahah I love that part
*SPEAK ENGLISH!!*
8:20 got me dying 😂😂😂
*SPENGLISH*
8:19 *WOAH! ᏔᎾᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎻ!! ᎾᎻ ᎷY ᏩᎪᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᎠ!*
I died laughing 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
-_-
😂
LOL
Sometimes I feel bad for Nogla... Everyone picks on him...
But it's hilarious... :3 X3
I know. He the one who always die. Lol
You enjoy mental pain and love to be the failure? Lol, that has to have a namr
Cool
Possible, probably
I agree XD
14:47 that noise he made 😂
uuuhf
hufffff.....
Wha-
😂😂😂
sound of despair
nogla's English cracks me up
Marubis Speed Arts
Eggselnt idea...
I'll come to
Sooooo
Zooidberg on toast or somthing
nice one heh.
Marubis Speed Arts please yes leave
engrish iz mi favourit sudjet
Omega_ DOGE_REX it is cause he is actually irish
6:40 when your brain is moving too fast to process words right. lol
😂😂😂
M
Lol
#Cocktus
NVM
3:07 a sound for the terroriser soundboard XD
Lololol
3:07
7:37 his reaction when he died made me laugh 😂
5:00 aaa tarmen
TARMAN
LOL 😂👌
AHHHH TARMAN
TARMEN
ALPHA chef oh tarman
8:20 im crying!
WOAH WOAH
*ØH MÝ ĢÕĐ!!!!*
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 8:19
8:19 woah, WOAH, OHH MYY GAAAWD
macetotheface2 lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol lol lol
8:19
10:34
macetotheface2 s
14:48 the sound of a lonely broken heart
1:19 Had my ribs splitting
Zachary Harper song ?
Nice to meet a fellow Zachary
13:59 gawd that is hilarious.
Nogla bring all the joy with his deaths
Vanoss is either dead or his next video is going to be great!
Moustache_Man360 I hopep he's not dead...
guys, I just found out that he's at PAX which is a gaming convention center. so no need to worry!
Peter Griffin alright thanks peter
He's at pax east U idiot
He is waiting for hrs 5 heist
9:54 i love this part lmao 😂
Jamie Campbell 8:19
From 11:20 -12:20 I've NEVER laughed THAT hard at one of these video's. I was losing my shit
14:47 My reaction when I am told I'm adopted.
uhffff......
hf
huhffffff
😂😂😂
His reaction when I bang his wife 15:00
11:14 It's Pablo!!!
Omg 😨
Most mysterious thing would be the song that everyone questions about at 0:40.
"MAAARIIIOOOOOOO"
Protect the cocktus
dickcus
very cool
protect the COCKtus 🌵🔫
Just no no
Ah
2:54 Nogla: "He's moving on his own. He's trynna take the coctus!" Lol xD
Re-watching in 2018. It's still hilarious 😂
2019
2019
Maria Santos this made me. Squinch my butthole
2078
@@ShrimpBleh 2036
4:59 arrrgh Tar Man!!! 😂😂😂
moldy poop9
XD i love that part too
It's Tarmander
0:41 for HAA HEE HAA Vanoss:*laughs* XD
TylerUniversePlayz Games song name ?
Yeah song name
Whats the song
Whats the song
9:19 "help me help me!" seconds later the kill feed lights up. so funny.
this was the first vanoss video i watched
me too
TurleMan7 -_- congrats
TurleMan7 -_-
Mob-psycho 100 nice
Dandyes Love Mavis *clap* *clap*
14:36 that transition though
With Mario falling through the floors like that, it reminded me of Peter griffin when they got put in witness protection xD ... "There's a crunch berry under the fridge."
Arca!!!
Yay it's arca
heyyyyy arca
Arcavouse join factions soon
Y
Roses are brown..
Violets are brown..
WHO THE FCK TOOK A SHIT IN MY GARDEN?!
You XDDDDDDDDDDD
HOLY FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE APPLES
WHAT! ITS BLUE AND BLACK!!
LeoGang Monty shut the fuck up
kthx
My grandma
15:05 died laughing 😂
0:41 such a epic choir
4:59 😨
I wonder what kind of music that would be
we still don't know what Choir music was used by vanoss in this video
1:17 when she tells you she’s pregnant
Terroriser 5:30 huhuhuhuuuu hippopatumas hàaaaaaa
You so funny
Cmon mrs push push!
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
In front of us hippopotamus
5:29
Roses are red
Violets are red
oh shit my garden is burning.
Poop.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a cow.
Moo moo moo.
FIRE IS ORANGE 😡
Jayla Browne Fire can be red. It can also be green.
[insert generic name here]
Roses are red
This part is True
Violets are purple
Not fucking blue
3:48 story of my life
5:58 XD (heavy breathing) TAR MAN
Der!
6:39 I want to learn that language
15:17 i died
13:54 had me dying lmao
I think we've all had a 8:19 moment in our lives
SkinnyTheCheese yeh
Yesh
5 years now, still funny, the mystery of choir song still holds strong. XD
what is the song anyways?
Vanoss is now using the GTA V model of him...
Awesome!
Hooray!
Wynaut Zoidberg?
Yes so much better
Yeah only noticed at the end
Ikr
9:53 IM CRYING!!!
Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 98% water
If I walk on Cucumbers
I'm 98% Jesus
How fucking original -_-
Jesus can walk on water
Babies are 87% water
If I walk on babies
I'm 100% arrested.
Brandon Lubojacky once again how original
Jesus is human
I'm human
Human=Human so ( Jesus = Human = Me )
... i'm Jesus
I am 98% Jesus?? ILUMINATI CONFIRMED ISREAL 69 UHHH
4:45 Vanoss Savage moment
8:19 I almost died laughing there
12:39 there's a jumpscard at the door
TOGETHER CHILD.
a2ktiger2
I have a six pack from laughing so hard
+Liltt Tysen I always have a six pack
+Cole Vendittelli Yeah in your dreams. And what your mommy tells you
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
I am your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Domanick Walther 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🆒🆒🆒🆒🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Hilarious!
I'm a fan of you 😄
i love your videos ded but you're kinda promoting everywhere on youtube
5:29 milk
I loved the troll were the races kid hated mexicans even do he is one.
fucking tarman from "return of the living dead"! XD
this one of my first vids i watched by vanoss and i remember giggling hysterically for hours and repeating it on the tv to make my parents watch, still love them to this day
Jesus can walk on water
Babies are 89% Water
I can walk on babies,
I am......
In jail
Hah
.
A muffin h4O2 would be 400% water
Cph4 is 93% water fish are 93% water i eat fish therefore I am Cph4 babies have Cph4 I am a baby so therefore I...
Have no fucking idea what talking about
Chris R
8:19 I laugh everytime xd
14:10
5 years and this is still amazing
11:48 im dying lol 😂😂😂
Gearbox20k920
Jason Sherman
Gearbox20k920 is fun
Lol cooktus
11:19 Laughing... Can't breathe... Send help!
u updated noting
Michael Wolfe bring amberlamps
Michael Wolfe :?
Michael Wolfe 2018:still hasn't updated
CALL 911 NOW
Cucumber are 100% water
Jesus is 95% water
I can walk on Jesus
Im a cucumber
Fail.
Actually cucumbers are 95% water, and jesus was approximately 65-75% water
You need to go to school
No
If cucumbers are 100% water, wouldn't they just be water?
12:00 shipment spawn trapping
0:43 that music
I Want To Know The Name Of It
me two
Has anyone found the song name
Song?
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html. Found it.
never eat while watching vanoss choking hazard
ToxicAuraCraft I almost died
Sooo true
Lolol faaacts
Ikr
11:26 Mario: I agree.
Bro seeing these vids again makes me sad and have the best day ever
4:59 ARGH TARMAN
It's Tarmander
The tarmanator
TheBigMan87 1111 ii
No its tarmander
Jack loves lampy.💖
Nolga loves cocktus.💖
Lol
Vanoss i funny
Argh tarman
Jack is a moth
CONNECTION
6:40 when Daithi started talking saying random stuff had me dying 😭😂
0:13 It's mine
5 years ago it's still so hilarious 😂
Apparently you can get 6 packs by laughing 😃that's a fact 😂
99
“That’s a health pac calm your sheet”
Calm your sheet!😄🤣
Tar man
5:15 I like the way vanoss says “spider” 😂
1:05 so majestic
Anyone know the name of that song?
1:17 - 1:19 best 2 seconds of my life 😂
3 secs.
I s2g it's just 2 seconds. Not rekt m8. I know my math.
YES
😄😃😂😁😀😊☺😅😆😇😈😉😯😐😢😴😡😬😠😕😑😩😣😤😥😦😧😨
Lol
8:18 got me laughing till you could see my tears, and 1 year later it still does!
14:10 that corps lunch and that laugh
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
R.I.P
fucku
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
R.I.P. Cocktus🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🎄🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
ILUKEERVATLO
I guess you could say Terroriser is...The *Tar*minator.
(Puts on sunglasses) *YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
No... just no....
-Insert CSI Miami Theme-
12:13 Nogales got triggered. Lol
XD
Adam W Nogales??
Adam W ：
Like the city?
Genesis-_Shock yes the whole city got triggered
This is a certified hood classic
nolga is funny as fuck
thony angeles yeah
Hi
jes he is :D
thony angeles
thony angeles lol ikr
did anyone else see the headcrab in the window at 12:38
Yah me
+سعود العجمي انت عربي
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام
14:30 i love his reaction
I rewatched this countless times and still find it funny
Best group to be with a squid,the Mario brothers,A pig and Arnold swatsnegah
Yeah but vanoss is not luigi any more :/ he is He's GTA guy with the owl mask
like the cocktus 🌵
Cocktas
Checking youtube every hour for a new vid :(
Wait, wasn't Pax east in February?
Nope it was this weekend
Vanoss is at pax east but he'll be home soon he was there on the weekend
He's at PAX east.
Zombiekillerss10fromps3 Oh that's why XD
8 Years ..
And its still the greatest video i watch as achild, plus the scariest video.m
remember that time vanoss made
videos
Yeah it was so long
Hes in paxx relax
When was that
Yeah me neither
Nope. It's been so long. (Like if you know the reference)
Dis is so Mejestic 1:05
Karen Daniels song ?
Song name?
12:11 HEY! There just giving it a nice red coat!
2019 still funny 😂😂
2020 still funny 😂😂
@@newbedspread2494 2022 still funny 😂😂
The plot thickens.....
*BANG*
UGU Zach how
Lord of Vampires and so does the coctus
Vault boy 😀
The plot *THICCENS*
20 MINUTES WITH VANOSS! AW YA!
no
Sebastian Serban no what
cocktus
dat cocktus do
its not 20 minutes its 19 minutes
Quarantine 2020 and this vid is still amazing
6:30 One of my favorite moments of these guys ever
at 15:00 I spit my water out laughing
Lol
Madison Hamilton I did too.
I did that to
Vanoss hp is 66