The Courtesan
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#FFXIV #FinalFantasyXIV #Drama
Sorry, I love the drama, but the best part about this is hearing Pathra have to read out the ERP 🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing. xD "We screwed all over Eorzea!" I just can't...
In a "I am reading something out loud" voice too XD
@@ryutheslayer123 LOL, It is literal perfection.
I have now been playing FF14 for 8 months and i just realized something...
I have been playing 14 wrong all along... i thought it was about the story, personal and character growth, emoting, glam and raids.
Boy was I wrong.
@@duskyjackal1699 LMAO
"I'm done. I don't want drama anymore!"
*goes to Balmung*
😅😂😂😂😂
Lol the literal drama capital of the whole game. Makes even Moanguard in WoW look quaint.🤣
@@sunayocarissime5309 What you mean, balmung quicksand still better than WoW Moanguard goldshire.
@@yuukarnstein I've never seen such a cesspool of drama than Balmung or Mateus...please tell me Moanguard Goldshire isn't really that bad? I never did play WoW though much...but just the thought of a place being worse makes me feel sorry for everyone lol.
I’m at the snow cloak part. Imagine two people in a dungeon stopping to do that while you’re like 🧍♀️
Lmao
I honestly feel uncomfortable and weirded out tbh and would probably leave cuz i came to do a dungeon not watch whatever going on
Vote kick
@@mx4690 Seriously. Although I'd be really mad if one of them was the party leader and I had to take penalty just because I couldn't kick them. (Been in situations that weren't ERP but getting a random griefer DPS while tanking in duty finder and the party leader didn't get they needed to vote kick the troll. Ugh.)
the two other people be like 👁👄 👁
Mount farming coomer coerces a sprout into getting the 2 seater chocobo
When ya said "And we screwed all over eorzea" im just imagining him saying to op "Hey girl, you want to screw on this rock that I found."
i really struggle to believe people like this actually exist like holy fuck
They almost sound really young, like underage... Which is a scary thought.
@@fairlyenjoyable or sometimes they're an adult who didn't mature mentally.
@@BananaMuffins238 Also unfortunately true!
Sounds like they confusing RP and real life and getting to invested in a fake relationship. Gotta keep your RP and real life separate, if it gets to this point, end it immediately. Its one thing if people start with RPing and eventually get to know each other outside of it and end up getting together outside of RP as well, but when people assume that an RP relationship means a real life one too? This all sounds pretty childish getting upset about what a game character is doing.
I'm besties with a long term rp buddy, not FFXIV but a text based rp website. We've known eachother for 8 years or so, but we can definitely separate rp from reality lmaooooo.
After hearing all these weird RP/ERP dramas , I think im just gonna stick to fawning over NPCs lmao
YES!
i have never cringed so hard in my life lol
Yes !! I'll stick to fawning over best boi G'raha lmao
FR
"This story is NSFW."
Me: It can't be that bad.
Pathra starts reading.
Me: Hits pause, and grabs the headsets.
Okay..just two minutes into this video and the story is STRONGLY almost similar to what happened to me several years back when I was still a newbie to the game. BRUH! XDD
To make it short, this guy named Jack (he was a miqo'te) asked me if I was single, my dumbass responded, then he invited me to his party (it was just me and him). He took me to Costa Del Sol - over to the 'secluded' area near Curious George and he tried to have his way with me and I told him to back off; he said, "You don't want to be my kinky gf?' and I was like "no, but perhaps we can still be friends" Then he was like, "Nah I'm good" then teleported out LMAO
It would've been awesome if the slate at the end said:
"Let me know in the comments below
why are Elezens are called cumbuckets
in this drama story"
i couldn't tell the difference if this is a FFxiv soap opera script or someone's actual experience in FF. literally an episode. Had a good laugh from this one
You could tell it is FF14 because the people disappear into a dungeon every 30mins. In soaps that happens every 60 mins.
lmfao feels fake a lil bc there are some weird inconsistencies like being able to wear gear “half tank and half mage”, like lol that’s not physically possible
@@CKainn ig they're referring to that weird time early in ARR where there was gear that had magic dps/healer skewed stats but had the designation "All Classes"
"That's when you start acting afk lolol"
- Some one in chat
It is so true though, lmao
Cosplaying toxic & emotionally abusive relationships is so bizarre to me.
Don't entwine your tongues, kids!
"...massaging his body with my strong, cool fingers." 🤣🤣🤣
I bite my lower lip and quiver, breathing softly, "Mmm... your fingers are so strong, and cool..."
I assume they meant cool like cold, but it comes off really odd. 😂
3:36
I think we've all, in our time at some point, been in some secluded and seldom-traveled location...
to find some weird people just going at it. if this hasn't happened yet to you, give it time
When I find people like that I jump in the middle and dance and emote on them LOL
Thank god I am a lalafell. I never end up meeting some of these crazies. xD I no longer get those the random "hey cutie" messages. I get head pats then they run away lol. Most I get is I love your lala character or your outfit. And thats fine no big deal.
Go club hopping over a weekend on balmung and you'll get more than a head pat. Promise.
play a massive femroe, dress without showing skin, and nobody tries to strike that shit up. when lala DO get weird propositions... they're 100x weirder than any other races'
you're hanging around people who aren't sexual degenerates... a solid 2% of this game's playerbase :D
I just dont understand how anyone can take these fantasy characters or themselves seriously enough to type this shit out and get off to it.
Played on Balmung for 4 years straight as a lalafell. I always got creepy messages and propositions for ERP. Race changed to female viera when ShB dropped and I’ve not gotten a tell since. Weird lol
I guess I'm sheltered in this game what the hell is wrong with people it's just a game.
Looks like we're not missing out on anything worthwhile! 😂
TBF The Grindstone at Balmung is really cool.
I miss when it was still a small gathering
The speed of ERPs is astoundingly friggen fast 😂
Something a lot of RPers don't consider is age, too. How do you really know your partner isn't a 12 year old?
That's a scary thought! They could get in tons of trouble for that too.
They do. What you said is largely misinformation
Tbh its something that you assume everyone is 18+
You play an mmo that has a monthly subscription. Kids can’t afford that shit
@@csrjjsmp It has a free trial, and when has that stopped kids from playing games in the past? 😆
I was playing some FFXIV roulette while listening to this story and I just HAD to queue into Snowcloak right during that part of the story. The images!! 😭😭
This was by far the best, funniest shit ever
Wow!!! That was a great one. I wish they were all that long. I listen to these when I close the restaurant I work at. This one had me cracking up several times & everyone was just looking at me. Shit is crazy. These ppl get carried away AF
I had a fling with a player that acted very similarly. Eventually I just stopped listening to his requests and put him on blast in our FC chat. He server transferred as a result.
Pathras read of censured ERP killed me XD
OP is way too into her own rp for everyone's own good, the amount of unnecessary details....... doesnt make a story telling better
Proof she is the real deal though.
I think OP just wants to hear Pathra say all those things out loud 😂
God this sounds like the person I did RP/ERP with once a time ago, jesus. His name was also Snow. Forever ruined white haired catboys for me rofl.
This is gold lol, I think it’s great! It also really cool that there is such a variety like the drama and funny reactions you have lol same as mine I’m like..”whaaatt!?” Lol so awesome.
That Viera in the middle at 26:22 /facepalm ing is a whole MOOD
Man I am dying hearing this one...🤣😂🤣😂. I did not know the ERP got this wild..lol
Find a Sane ffxiv player challenge (impossible)
I was NOT with the OP for some time, but the moment her friend gaslit the FC and OP by calling her "bipolar" and said she was making fun of her cancer diagnosis... I was fully on the OPs side. But gal, SHE SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR IVY TO SHOW THE SCREEN SHOTS LOL
I'm only 19 minutes in because I can only take this in chunks.
My "What the fuck" counter has reached the high 20s.
I just can't understand how ppl get this deep in to their (E)RP lives.. I play the game, but I don't feel that I AM my character. I see other players and see them as ppl sitting at desks playing the game like me. If I talk to anyone (FC or other), I'm not talking to in-game characters, I'm talking to actual ppl that are far less interesting and not even remotely as attractive as the characters they play.
Like.. right? Am I the odd one out here? Is everyone around me logging in and believing that they are in Eorzea, literally being emotional about emotes?
..Yes lmao
That's because you're a sane human being!!
I think ERP is a terrifying concept because you literally know nothing about who you're doing it with; like, it could even be a minor...
its fine to immerse yourself into the game but like these people need jesus lmao
When you roleplay, you shouldn't make your character a self insert. You should make them their own person and keep the game in the game. That includes ERP. These people don't do that, it's their self-insert in the game. That's what's causing this drama and makes this so weird and bad.
I've played an RP enforced MUD for near 27 years, and while not all go too deep into theirs, a good bit do. It's not a bad thing, but it's the way people portray themselves and how their RP is. ERP is really the same way, people have different vices right? So I try not to judge, but a lot of the crazies are there that can't separate reality from a game so...best to avoid it than chance that, and stick to the real thing or websites.
A lot of people who ERP get attached emotionally, like super attached and become creepy, it's bad juju.
"Giraffe!!! Cumbucket!!!" Well, to be fair the second one is normal for bal and had nothing to do with being elezen.. lol this is too much and even I rp some. 😂
Stories like these make me understand I clearly am playing this game horribly wrong. Duty Failed.
My alt for magic is a Female Elezen. Please Balmung don't call her a bucket. I am neither female nor Elezen in real life.
No, no. She's a giraffe, an endangered species. She has to be protected.
Imagine what Lightning would do if she heard about this..
By far, the best Drama story I’ve heard from this series 🤣🤣🤣 (I haven’t seen all of them yet)
Wait, that fight night stuff sounds like it'd be fun!
this is like one of those dramatic telenovelas, i foudn funny the part where the OP needed to do "soul searching"
Jay is that you??? I know the Jay from my story, the one Pathra keeps going to, had an account banned in FF14 for harassment.
😂😂😂😂 AHHHHHHHGHH🤣🤣🤣 I can't breatheeeeee omg. He was going "unnnnnnhhh" i can't breathe omg i can't 😂😂😂😂😂
What on earth was that rollercoaster of...SOMETHING!?
Holy crap...
this sounds like the thought process of someone very young... or little self esteem
i can only pray thats not the case, and that they're just er, not very insightful / severely gaslighted
or that this isnt true story in the first place
I'm a guy and I would totally take 1 million Gil for some lousy erp while I play other video games or watch videos on youtube.
Just a fun experience all around, really. Also the sexy lamp-wanting dude deserves all the shade he’s getting. This is a real person. Glad he found out there were ways to do that BS in a “healthy” way. 😂
This legit sounds like a NSFW story from the MSA channel and I am all here for it
When i miss the good stuff.
i can't, this one is sooo stupid lmao
thank you for your sacrifice
everyone loves a good story and a great story teller!
For a moment I had to stop what I was doing to look at the phone and make sure I was still in RUclips
Woooooooow what a story 😮
I think the wild that this story wasn't on Blaming from the start...
This was a weird story that made me feel a rollercoaster of emotions
This some of the realist shit I ever heard....and snow a pimp 😂
Uh! Why am I jealous? Hahaha. I LOVE THE TEA!
I never expected that person to end up being the courtesan!
Holy shit balls, I hear how there’s craziness on Balmung, but people really act like this in game?
Their original server wasn’t Balmung. They transferred briefly and then went back to their cesspool server.
"Imagine someone saying that to you out of the blue."
It's crazy because I was never in the RP scene in FF14 at all yet weird players approach me from time to time, and say things like "I'll give you this much gil if you strip your clothes." or "You're a cat girl aren't you? Why don't you strip since that's what they do!" even though my character is full clothed all the time and it just pissed me off so much. While sometimes I don't mind when RP people approach me out of the blue but if they're being a weirdo then that's a different story.
I don't mind ERP and by all means if that's how people enjoy it then it's fine... I just hate that it has cultivated some weird people to think it's okay to approach people like this to anyone and it gives a bad name to other people who minds their own business.
I really love these storytimes, but the erp'ers disgust me to no end i could not finish this one
Eww. I give people dyes and minions and glams etc but I do so because I want to see other people get nice stuff. I don't ERP with anyone because so few people can split IC and OOC, and I'm a 39 year old gay/ace guy who isn't much interested in actually hooking up with anyone from FF nor the drama.
So if you ever get a gift/emote from THIS miquote, it stops *there,* it's friends only, and it's just because I want to make your day a bit better and make platonic friends. :)
Ive been playing this game for 10 years now and this story made me question certain things in this fame ive seem throughout the years i might have stumble on so many erper while being blissfully unaware but now after this i wont see people hiding in they're corner the same 😰
holy sht LOL this was a wild rollercoaster ride of a story..I cant believe this sht goes down on FF14. I agree with the chat...This roleplayer girl doesn't need video games, she needs therapy lol...
...school days ff14 edition?😅
Snow was 100% following them everywhere. Also them never clarifying their relationship ever is a huge problem. Good lord what a wild listen.
creative writing exercise
"This story is not-save-for-work"
me: sitting at work XD
(Homeoffice, mind you XD)
It's a 30 minute video but I made it so much longer by just not being able to continue because of cringe XD
I seem to be one of those few that actually goes out of my way to avoid ERP. I've had marriages mind you but mostly they have been, "fade to black scenario, give the lovers some privacy," type deals. I do RP occasionally though, mostly because my main has a personality that I love. Sunayo is a disciplined, cold war machine who appreciates honor and integrity above all else. Rarely, if ever, opens up and IF she does it means that she has respect for someone she gets close to. Otherwise its like trying to get blood from a stone. She's a VERY private person and will only really show interest if someone actually wants to try to be intimate.
There's a reason I usually call her, "The Ice Wolf." If she does open up, know its a relationship that she will literally punish herself for betraying it. Get on her bad side though, well there are worse things death.😁😁😁
I subscribed cuz this stuff is a legit full movie loool
I cringed so hard, holy shit
Damn Nvr knew people got that invested in relationships in a video game.I just play for fun I find erp very weird lol.
Oh man 😂
'people on balmung hate elezen' GIRL I GET HARASSED FOR ERP WHAT U MEAN?
A current courtesan, let me say this: I don’t do this, at all. I actively don’t bring it up to people nor do I actively seek out “partners”. I leave people be, mind my own business, and RP normally. If people are interested in my services, I wait for *them* to seek *me* out for it, otherwise, I don’t bother, because I know most people ain’t looking for that, they just want to enjoy the game and have a good day. If you wanna ERP, more power to you, but don’t be weird like this, please. You’re not charming, you’re weird, and not in the fun way, ok?
are you sure you not reading some manga or TV soap opera script? 😱
Yea editing this was funny as hell too I can’t believe I also read all the “ughhhhhs” that were all typed out too!
@@pathra ahh, still, thank you for reading out those stories, really fun to listen, take care~
I'd love to share you my story, could bring some light and help other players be very careful to, feel free to hit me up
Send it to me on my discord ^^
@@pathra hope you had a lovely birthday and thx have added you:)
What happened to the person with supposed cancer?
Only in ffxiv 🤦♂️
"So he led me to a secluded cove in Costa..." I'm freaking dying here only like 3 min in 🤣🤣🤣
Bruhhhh XD I'm doneeee I can't finish it 😂😂😂 laugher and cringe attacks ahahahah
I can only assume people were being mean to OP for being an elf because it was when heavensward was new and some people picked on elf players back then because of the story
ERP is weird..
This has to be fan fic 😭😂
Every 30 seconds, I just say out loud. Wtf am I listening to?!
This kind of stuff. Is exactly why I don't roleplay on ffxiv anymore.... people DONT know how to separate and not self insert.
I think OP's expectations for someone who randomly came up to them on the street and started ERPing with them were a little too high 😂
16:30 so if she was bipolar and delusional how can you tell that what she was saying was true?
I'm buhleagured lol.
That sitting and nodding was funny.
Ohh that's a long boi
PS: oh god that is a very cringe start oh boy XD
ohmyy is this real ? 😂 and for any1 who plays the game /embrace emote is free ☺
/hug is free but /embrace is free if you get someone else to pay for it!
@@pathra no u can go to store and get free bracelet and then party up some1 who has that too and head to chapel and those 1st npc`s at gate u get also wedding outfit, did that last year somewhat 5 or 6 times and never married any1 😘
I never understood erp, could never bring myself to be into it, I tried but it felt so forced 🤢
So this all happened 6 years ago? 😂
with the fc thing, that she got acused of something, happend to me to in a simliar way, that i was a stalker, i trusted that fc... well it made me dislike forever fc, since i had some other troubles or noticed troubles in the past with fc's.
but i know how OP feels when people turn against you for a lie.... its worse
Yeah none of this surprises me …
Aahahahhahaahah
This is real?!?
The other day when I was streaming pokemon violet a guy in my chat claimed to be the courtesan from this story! :O
😂🤣
A former courtesan here, as someone who has been around a bit, pardon the pun, the reason the ERP sounds the same as the other story is because very few ERP conversations have hardly any difference. For a bunch of people actively seeking this, there is an astonishingly small amount of creativity. 😂😂
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