Zlatan 🥱

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @KAKA-nu9ot
    @KAKA-nu9ot Год назад +73552

    "Zlatan don't need security
    Security needs Zlatan "
    - 🦁

    • @ahmedramadan3506
      @ahmedramadan3506 Год назад +715

      😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @_.8_xmit_
      @_.8_xmit_ Год назад +345

      😏😏😏😏😏😏🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵

    • @Asquilorc
      @Asquilorc Год назад +220

      Yeah 😏

    • @Abhinave
      @Abhinave Год назад +170

      Yeah all them were scared hahahahhahahahhahahahaha

    • @hossundhopf741
      @hossundhopf741 Год назад +61

      😂😂😂

  • @jaytemp4203
    @jaytemp4203 Год назад +4449

    When Zlatan left home he told his Father, "you are the man of the house now"

  • @pumpkingpie2938
    @pumpkingpie2938 Год назад +4983

    When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the guard feels safe

  • @user-tr8gc5ir3s
    @user-tr8gc5ir3s Год назад +1284

    однажды Златан, посреди матча, решил отдохнуть 15 минут. теперь это перерыв

    • @NIKITAFOOTBALL7
      @NIKITAFOOTBALL7 Год назад +50

      Хоть один русский комент а кстати мем неплохой

    • @KytoleER
      @KytoleER Год назад +6

      Можно бригаду, что это за чел?

    • @rufed7
      @rufed7 Год назад +37

      ​@@KytoleER футболист, незаурядная личность, очень харизматичный и с огромным эго, говорит о себе в третьем лице. "Златан сделал то-то и т.д."😂 а еще занимался боевыми искусствами, что зачастую демонстрирует на поле)

    • @user-ub4hz8dv2t
      @user-ub4hz8dv2t Год назад +2

      Златан сам кого хочет того и побьёт

    • @52spb52
      @52spb52 Год назад +3

      Однажды Артем Лобов родился, так появилась вселенная

  • @rhdgamer1955
    @rhdgamer1955 Год назад +5758

    Zlatan looks into the mirror but no reflection gets back.
    There can only be one Zlatan

  • @ish19q
    @ish19q Год назад +7688

    Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row.
    Now we have weekends.

  • @terrykinsley2924
    @terrykinsley2924 Год назад +2855

    When Zlatan walks his dog, his dog warns people, “don’t touch, he bites”.

  • @thomastuchel2739
    @thomastuchel2739 Год назад +726

    When Zlatan spells a word wrong, the dictionary updates.

  • @utsavkrsaha
    @utsavkrsaha Год назад +5046

    He pays himself 1M every month just to protect others from himself. What a humble man.

  • @joelkavachi
    @joelkavachi Год назад +3096

    when zlatan was born the docto said, "congratulations, its a man"

  • @iiii3197
    @iiii3197 Год назад +1853

    When Zlatan comes late, the rest of the team apologies for coming early.

  • @chewy7073
    @chewy7073 Год назад +534

    When Zlatan was late to a football match, the whole stadium apologized for coming early.

    • @lfoeditz
      @lfoeditz Год назад +5

      😂

    • @lavatr8322
      @lavatr8322 Год назад +5

      LAWL😭

    • @Uncle_Ren
      @Uncle_Ren Год назад +3

      😂😂😂👍

    • @user-qg7kg7qj5p
      @user-qg7kg7qj5p Год назад

      А шутки которые не кто не смеется🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @xmpl9
      @xmpl9 Год назад +1

      @@user-qg7kg7qj5pАгрошкольник найден

  • @MayheM_646
    @MayheM_646 Год назад +5022

    If Zlatan hires a bodyguard, it's to protect others from HIMSELF

  • @truestory1990
    @truestory1990 Год назад +3536

    When monsters go to bed they check under their bed for Zlatan

  • @harikeshshukla3612
    @harikeshshukla3612 Год назад +4223

    When Zlatan surfs the web, cookies have to accept him!

  • @hesoyam2990
    @hesoyam2990 Год назад +45

    When Alexander Bell came up with the phone , he already had 3 missed ones from Zlatan

  • @faizalabdi1475
    @faizalabdi1475 Год назад +722

    When zlatan was born he congratulated his dad for being his father

  • @praticemakesperfect407
    @praticemakesperfect407 Год назад +957

    When zlatan was born
    He congratulated the doctor.

    • @Leo-id4ii
      @Leo-id4ii Год назад +3

      @THE WORLD so what? Is that sentence need copyright or what?

    • @user-zf1no1nj5u
      @user-zf1no1nj5u Год назад +1

      @THE WORLD So?

    • @ajax9923
      @ajax9923 Год назад +1

      @krizgabz3299 bro saying xd in 2023.. 💀

    • @whyusoser1ous
      @whyusoser1ous Год назад

      @@ajax9923 why not?

    • @MrNoob05
      @MrNoob05 Год назад +1

      @@ajax9923 bro what 💀

  • @user-hw5ph4gq5z
    @user-hw5ph4gq5z Год назад +346

    "Zlatan's tears can cure every disease. Sadly, Zlatan never cries"

  • @Ruuthan
    @Ruuthan Год назад +211

    When Zlatan downloads a app the app accepts Zlatan’s terms and condiditions.

  • @haaduria32
    @haaduria32 Год назад +6462

    When criminals enter Zlatans house, they get robbed 🦁

  • @marcoseduardosanchez736
    @marcoseduardosanchez736 Год назад +1281

    When zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge

  • @rajdeeppanja131
    @rajdeeppanja131 Год назад +208

    Once Zlatan got tired of watching long videos.... RUclips shorts came into service that day.

  • @UFC_MMA_Clips
    @UFC_MMA_Clips Год назад +60

    When Zlatan moves, the earth rotates around him.

  • @Akeelahh
    @Akeelahh Год назад +1362

    “When Zlatan comes out COVID-19 stays home”

  • @KnOwN_aS_RiDeR
    @KnOwN_aS_RiDeR Год назад +374

    When Zlatan look at the sun , the sun get Vitamin D

  • @isiqanutan747
    @isiqanutan747 Год назад +2259

    "When Zlatan wear sunglasses , sun hide to protect itself . "

    • @Nikenlongchar
      @Nikenlongchar Год назад +16

      Or "Sun shielded itself when Zlatan removed his sunglasses."

    • @Wellserved251
      @Wellserved251 Год назад +4

      You didn't copy the comment correctly bro

    • @hakeem1564
      @hakeem1564 Год назад +3

      Pari

    • @bunyka9577
      @bunyka9577 Год назад +2

      Good old Chuck Norris jokes

    • @AminGanjfar
      @AminGanjfar Год назад +3

      When Zlatan goes out for a walk, sun uses his Zlatancream to not get Zlatanburn 😁👍😉

  • @majobelarcabado9939
    @majobelarcabado9939 Год назад +134

    I'm so entertained with the comments 😆.
    Keep this going pls.
    Oh i go for zlatan as well

  • @ryanm6139
    @ryanm6139 Год назад +377

    When Zlatan gets turned on, diamond becomes the second hardest material in the universe

  • @denisrobin2380
    @denisrobin2380 Год назад +1757

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest

  • @Aman-cc9pe
    @Aman-cc9pe Год назад +200

    Whenever i feel bored i immediately watch Zlatan video comment section just hilarious 😂 God bless u all guys

  • @user-dc9ik4iu5c
    @user-dc9ik4iu5c Год назад +48

    Однажды Златан решил отдохнуть 2 дня, теперь- это суббота и воскресенье

  • @M.one.
    @M.one. Год назад +1316

    "when Zlatan lies, it's the truth that's wrong" 😂

    • @shafx1987
      @shafx1987 Год назад +30

      That fucking made me laugh loud in the office LMAO

    • @JungleMan.
      @JungleMan. Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EezoTheChezo
      @EezoTheChezo Год назад +2

      Lmaooo

    • @ameen2340
      @ameen2340 Год назад +5

      Laughing in the mid of night 😂🌃

    • @Jim78967
      @Jim78967 Год назад

      Lmao f

  • @yuckfou16
    @yuckfou16 Год назад +2377

    When Zlatan comes late for school, the whole student gets punished for coming early.

    • @7Ronnyy
      @7Ronnyy Год назад +9

      Frrr 🤣🤣🤣

    • @houarielkadi3404
      @houarielkadi3404 Год назад +3

      ​@@7Ronnyy 😂😂😂

    • @XioneLokyz
      @XioneLokyz Год назад +9

      Why this comment not yet get 1k likes?? 😂😂🤣

    • @dumikamal7022
      @dumikamal7022 Год назад +2

      Why this comment make me cry
      Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @moqoh
      @moqoh Год назад +1

      Jajajaj so funny

  • @serhatgurcann
    @serhatgurcann Год назад +627

    When Zlatan was late for school, his teacher apologized to Zlatan for coming early.

    • @David-oq6vi
      @David-oq6vi Год назад +6

      lmaooo

    • @theguy7740
      @theguy7740 Год назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsyOVKsT15WS4?feature=share zlatan attitude

  • @softmula43
    @softmula43 Год назад +191

    When Google was invented, it searched for Zlatan
    -🦁

  • @asresbenayalew3092
    @asresbenayalew3092 Год назад +727

    When Zlatan gets kidnapped, he takes the ransom money & releases the kidnappers.

  • @anant9837
    @anant9837 Год назад +1501

    When Zlatan was born...Doctor started crying

  • @f1ft106sg
    @f1ft106sg Год назад +639

    when zlatan comes late to training the whole squad apologized for coming early

  • @abhishekpulate9130
    @abhishekpulate9130 Год назад +10

    Once zlatan started a race with time,
    Time is still running😂😂

  • @sosaaxel
    @sosaaxel Год назад +7083

    When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.

  • @rslayking1975
    @rslayking1975 Год назад +491

    The Fbi uses vpn just to hide from Zlatan 🗿👌

    • @mannyminywab9327
      @mannyminywab9327 Год назад +9

      Here’s a fact sometimes bodyguards hide as regular people so they don’t attract attention

    • @amayostudio6002
      @amayostudio6002 Год назад +1

      😂

  • @stfuryo
    @stfuryo Год назад +384

    When Zlatan turned ten, he bought his father a bicycle

  • @rajy.
    @rajy. Год назад +49

    when Zlatan goes to a dancing competition, he judges the judges

  • @RadhaVallabhVrindavan
    @RadhaVallabhVrindavan Год назад +411

    When Zlatan commits crime, police gets arrested

  • @iam_Wang
    @iam_Wang Год назад +682

    He doesn't breath, Oxygen willingly visit his lungs to pay respect.

  • @Dj-xl6yi
    @Dj-xl6yi Год назад +1625

    "when Zlatan was born he congratulated his mother"
    -🗿🦁

  • @user-sc7sm9qi8l
    @user-sc7sm9qi8l Год назад +20

    When Zlatan gets in the car, the car moves by itself

  • @ceyoscae1924
    @ceyoscae1924 Год назад +346

    When zlatan enters a tornado, the tornado pauses itself for safety

  • @KAKA-nu9ot
    @KAKA-nu9ot Год назад +3221

    Humans need security
    Lion breaks security 🔥🔥

  • @zach4168
    @zach4168 Год назад +701

    When Zlatan comes late to a press conference the journalists apologize for being early

  • @randomguy9600
    @randomguy9600 Год назад +15

    my mind :- what should i write??

  • @astrangerfromnowhere5889
    @astrangerfromnowhere5889 Год назад +281

    When Zlatan turned 18, his father was allowed to drink

  • @thetriartchannel
    @thetriartchannel Год назад +88

    When Zlatan was a baby, he takes care of his babysitter

  • @fickfock8169
    @fickfock8169 Год назад +983

    when zlatan forget to do his homework, the principal calls teachers' parents.

    • @iamhusain94
      @iamhusain94 Год назад +26

      When Zlatan was in school he doesn’t doesn’t go for Parents Teacher’s Meeting, he goes for Teacher’s Parents Meeting.😂🤣🤣

    • @jobjohn6428
      @jobjohn6428 Год назад +4

      🤣😆🤣

    • @suzana5348
      @suzana5348 Год назад +2

      👏

    • @divyanshchauhan9602
      @divyanshchauhan9602 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marlene2299
      @marlene2299 Год назад +2

      😂

  • @thefunsmiths8374
    @thefunsmiths8374 Год назад +21

    Zlatan does hire bodyguards
    To protect others from him

  • @strikey706
    @strikey706 Год назад +1667

    once Zlatan decided to rest in the middle of a game and then half time was invented

  • @camostrokes
    @camostrokes Год назад +214

    Once Zlatan kicked a ball with his foot, now it's called football

  • @HyperQuantum
    @HyperQuantum Год назад +69

    Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

  • @ameshsourov9670
    @ameshsourov9670 Год назад +33

    zlatan comments section is always incredible

  • @betbullish360
    @betbullish360 Год назад +320

    after Zlatan was born he started to raise his mom.

  • @RadhaVallabhVrindavan
    @RadhaVallabhVrindavan Год назад +517

    When Zlatan done eating at a restaurant, waiter tips him

    • @Abbbb.
      @Abbbb. Год назад +7

      Bro😭

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir Год назад +13

      @@Abbbb. and after that the Chef 🧑‍🍳 thanks him for fantasticly eating his dinner

    • @Smokerjoker854
      @Smokerjoker854 Год назад +1

      😅

    • @baptistpat
      @baptistpat Год назад +1

      u are the winner

    • @Diabolik3
      @Diabolik3 Год назад +1

      Zlatan means golden.

  • @nprakfj
    @nprakfj Год назад +1684

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 miscalls from Zlatan

  • @Seraf1naG
    @Seraf1naG Год назад +27

    when Santa doesn't get a gift , it's because he Is on Zlatan's naughty list

  • @KrishMod520
    @KrishMod520 Год назад +431

    “Thieves give their wallets to Zlatan during robbery”

  • @joaoralve
    @joaoralve Год назад +482

    When Zlatan wants to sleep, the world turns off the light

  • @Enma1111
    @Enma1111 Год назад +69

    when Zlatan takes a shower, the water becomes clean.

  • @zolaxxff992
    @zolaxxff992 Год назад +6

    When Zlatan was born he gave milk to his mother 🔥👀

  • @msnanavare
    @msnanavare Год назад +89

    Zlatan doesn't run to be in Good shape, he runs so that the Earth Rotates..

    • @pawlips
      @pawlips Год назад +1

      👍👍😂😂

    • @lazyandcrazy
      @lazyandcrazy Год назад +1

      😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @Shanks-rp8ve
    @Shanks-rp8ve Год назад +483

    "When Zlatan comes to your house"
    "you are the guest"
    - me

    • @venweeb6378
      @venweeb6378 Год назад +9

      what do you mean by *me* lmfao bro you definitely stole it like i have seen this same shit a mil times

    • @jaybon1
      @jaybon1 Год назад

      @@venweeb6378 fr

    • @ProMode2007x
      @ProMode2007x Год назад +2

      Lol this quote is older than you.

    • @osamabinladenmybro4237
      @osamabinladenmybro4237 Год назад +1

      u tried so hard to convince ppl that this is ur joke💀

    • @samueljohn207
      @samueljohn207 Год назад

      @@ProMode2007x😂

  • @astra9063
    @astra9063 Год назад +203

    Once Zlatan closed he’s eyes
    We now call it night

    • @RL_Valen
      @RL_Valen Год назад +1

      It would have been better: "Once Zlatan closed his eyes, today we know it as sleeping"

  • @TellMeMoreAbtForex
    @TellMeMoreAbtForex Год назад +15

    One day Zlatan pissed on sand, it’s now known as the beach.

  • @trustitslime3896
    @trustitslime3896 Год назад +110

    When Zlatan misses work, his boss gets fired

  • @hoangvu620
    @hoangvu620 Год назад +490

    Security feels safe while they're with Zlatan.

  • @nazirghamgeen9591
    @nazirghamgeen9591 Год назад +468

    When sir Alexander Graham Bell invented telephone he already had 10 missed calls from Zlatan

  • @jatinagarwal0007
    @jatinagarwal0007 Год назад +7

    When Zlatan goes to bank, the bank deposit their cash to Zlatan

  • @ThundererR64T
    @ThundererR64T Год назад +372

    When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun's eyes hurts

    • @Rain_Sound10
      @Rain_Sound10 Год назад +7

      When Zlatan looks at the sun, His eyes hurt the sun

  • @positiveagression6210
    @positiveagression6210 Год назад +300

    Whenever Zlatan was late for training, his coach would apologize for arriving early.

  • @congruenttt
    @congruenttt Год назад +611

    i knew the comment section was gonna be GOLD

    • @X-t31
      @X-t31 Год назад +5

      Me too,i came here just to see what they’ve got cooking🤣

    • @Naruto_zip
      @Naruto_zip Год назад +2

      Exactly 😌

    • @lakiuy886
      @lakiuy886 Год назад +2

      It's a real gem indeed.🤣

    • @salinewamera
      @salinewamera Год назад +1

      🤣🤣😂🔥 it is lit...
      Who remembers the comment section of the little mermaid....it was all about shivers in spinal cord...after the negative comments were removed 😂😂
      But this one of zaltan is lit

    • @marlonbarrios1001
      @marlonbarrios1001 Год назад

      Crazy how football does it’s magic 😍

  • @Hustlerr9
    @Hustlerr9 Год назад +8

    When zlatan is around you , you need security

  • @nonijoshi1082
    @nonijoshi1082 Год назад +592

    When Alexander graham bell invented the first telephone he had already missed 5 calls from Zlatan.

    • @pesektapisokarabz4622
      @pesektapisokarabz4622 Год назад +7

      🤣

    • @jefryandytumangger440
      @jefryandytumangger440 Год назад +2

      Nice

    • @MrChuck78929
      @MrChuck78929 Год назад +12

      1. Take random Chuck Norris joke
      2. Replace Chuck Norris with Zlatan
      3. ???
      4. Profit

    • @carlbjorklund2703
      @carlbjorklund2703 Год назад +6

      Actually fun fact but Alexander Graham Bell didn't invent the telephone, Antonio Meucci did. :) cheers

    • @abszr064
      @abszr064 Год назад +4

      Zlatan bicycle kicked before the invention of the wheel

  • @JoeJA_958
    @JoeJA_958 Год назад +795

    When Zlatan is late to class, the whole school has to apologize for being early

    • @misterrwiggle
      @misterrwiggle Год назад +61

      when Zlatan didn't go to school for 1 day, that day become Sunday

    • @Rajar-Gaming
      @Rajar-Gaming Год назад +3

      😂🗿

    • @aididandreis96
      @aididandreis96 Год назад +2

      @@misterrwiggle cmon man 😂

    • @clubbinraver
      @clubbinraver Год назад +2

      Uuhaahahah.a...

    • @Immogginurn
      @Immogginurn Год назад +6

      When zlatan says there are 29 days in the month of February it becomes leapyear🗿

  • @abg1730
    @abg1730 Год назад +406

    When Zlatan seat at the table for Thanksgiving, the turkey is thankful to be there.

  • @akaunderdog4223
    @akaunderdog4223 Год назад +4

    I can't get enough of Zlatan quotes! Creativity 100% lol 😂

  • @Phytophilous69
    @Phytophilous69 Год назад +92

    When Zlatan hires Security,the Guards feel safe

  • @Maddified.
    @Maddified. Год назад +777

    When Zlatan awakes, the sun rises.

  • @sankhajitdas3220
    @sankhajitdas3220 Год назад +160

    Sun wakes up when Zlatan rises

  • @Vaigry
    @Vaigry Год назад +4

    When Zlatan books a number, hotel books Zlatan to stay proud

  • @AhmedSkeleton
    @AhmedSkeleton Год назад +191

    When Zlatan takes lie detector test, the machine confess everything

    • @Mamblz
      @Mamblz Год назад

      😂😂

    • @Nuvola66
      @Nuvola66 Год назад +1

      FANTASTICO 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @adityashrivastava1966
      @adityashrivastava1966 Год назад

      😂😂😂🤣

  • @mathewlao9192
    @mathewlao9192 Год назад +878

    When Zlatan gets up in the morning, he tells his alarm clock to wake up

  • @Devil-tn5iu
    @Devil-tn5iu Год назад +225

    When Zlatan goes to the airport. The security gets checked out.

  • @elektirontv6155
    @elektirontv6155 Год назад +1

    When Zlatan wants to go somewhere, the world revolves around her.

  • @CuriousTV.
    @CuriousTV. Год назад +436

    "Zlatan is the one who wakes up the alarm clock."

    • @iTYGAi
      @iTYGAi Год назад

      339 likes and no replies. Let me change that.

  • @sankhajitdas3220
    @sankhajitdas3220 Год назад +277

    When Zlatan gets a security protection the security becomes safe

  • @onezero5430
    @onezero5430 Год назад +823

    When Zlatan cuts the "Onion"
    "Onion" cries

  • @szllxx
    @szllxx Год назад +9

    Zlatan: If you see guards with me, make sure they are with me to protect you from me 💀👁️

  • @othukeumukoro
    @othukeumukoro Год назад +713

    At school the teachers raise their hands to ask Zlatan questions.

  • @sankhajitdas3220
    @sankhajitdas3220 Год назад +396

    When Edmund Hillary reached the top of Everest, Zlatan was already there practising skills

  • @tenor001grande8
    @tenor001grande8 Год назад +397

    "There's only one Zlatan" - Zlatan

  • @selcuk32adana
    @selcuk32adana Год назад +2

    when zlatan visits a country that country immediately ranks up to be the safest country of the world