@@KytoleER футболист, незаурядная личность, очень харизматичный и с огромным эго, говорит о себе в третьем лице. "Златан сделал то-то и т.д."😂 а еще занимался боевыми искусствами, что зачастую демонстрирует на поле)
🤣🤣😂🔥 it is lit... Who remembers the comment section of the little mermaid....it was all about shivers in spinal cord...after the negative comments were removed 😂😂 But this one of zaltan is lit
"Zlatan don't need security
Security needs Zlatan "
- 🦁
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
😏😏😏😏😏😏🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵
Yeah 😏
Yeah all them were scared hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
😂😂😂
When Zlatan left home he told his Father, "you are the man of the house now"
pqp kkkkkk
😂 😂😂
Lol. This comment wins.
Kkkk essa me quebrou
lol
When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the guard feels safe
Good 😂
U had me 🤣
LMAO
U win
"When"? Tf you talking about? You assuming he'll hire a body guard one day?
однажды Златан, посреди матча, решил отдохнуть 15 минут. теперь это перерыв
Хоть один русский комент а кстати мем неплохой
Можно бригаду, что это за чел?
@@KytoleER футболист, незаурядная личность, очень харизматичный и с огромным эго, говорит о себе в третьем лице. "Златан сделал то-то и т.д."😂 а еще занимался боевыми искусствами, что зачастую демонстрирует на поле)
Златан сам кого хочет того и побьёт
Однажды Артем Лобов родился, так появилась вселенная
Zlatan looks into the mirror but no reflection gets back.
There can only be one Zlatan
🤣🤣😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Epic 🤣
😂😅
Never agreed more
Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row.
Now we have weekends.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🇦🇷
W comment
Nahhh bro😂😂
haha OK this is gold, thanks for sharing
When Zlatan walks his dog, his dog warns people, “don’t touch, he bites”.
🤣🤣👏
😃😃😃😃👍
Duuude 😂😂😂
*Suarez laughing in the corner*💀💀💀💀
@@BaljinderKaur-hg8ud exactly
When Zlatan spells a word wrong, the dictionary updates.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
😅😂
😮
He pays himself 1M every month just to protect others from himself. What a humble man.
😂
Yep....nice bro..
🤣
Lmfao 🤣🤣💀💀
😂🙏🙏
when zlatan was born the docto said, "congratulations, its a man"
Very funny ... 🤣
😂😂😂
Zlatan congrats the doctor 🤣
@@billygt1829 eryfjyjht
😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
When Zlatan comes late, the rest of the team apologies for coming early.
😂😂😂
Foo 😂
Bc 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂to funy
When Zlatan was late to a football match, the whole stadium apologized for coming early.
😂
LAWL😭
😂😂😂👍
А шутки которые не кто не смеется🤦🏻♂️
@@user-qg7kg7qj5pАгрошкольник найден
If Zlatan hires a bodyguard, it's to protect others from HIMSELF
how doesn't this have any reactions 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@rithiksuku9168
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When monsters go to bed they check under their bed for Zlatan
😂
Jjahajajahahahahah😂
I like this one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan surfs the web, cookies have to accept him!
👏
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀
Hahaha
When Alexander Bell came up with the phone , he already had 3 missed ones from Zlatan
When zlatan was born he congratulated his dad for being his father
Slatan livre leve e muito mais feliz, sem medo das pessoas.
Oooff🤣🤣🤣
Who?
What 😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
When zlatan was born
He congratulated the doctor.
@THE WORLD so what? Is that sentence need copyright or what?
@THE WORLD So?
@krizgabz3299 bro saying xd in 2023.. 💀
@@ajax9923 why not?
@@ajax9923 bro what 💀
"Zlatan's tears can cure every disease. Sadly, Zlatan never cries"
This the one
🤣😂😂🤣
He did during retirement😢
When Zlatan downloads a app the app accepts Zlatan’s terms and condiditions.
хахаах😂👍
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Get me the most liked comment!!!
😂😂😂😂
When criminals enter Zlatans house, they get robbed 🦁
😀
🤣🤣👏🏾
😂 this deserves so much more likes
Haha
😂
When zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge
DOPE!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
oo i see 🤔 🤣🤣😂😂
Hahahahhahaha
Once Zlatan got tired of watching long videos.... RUclips shorts came into service that day.
When Zlatan moves, the earth rotates around him.
“When Zlatan comes out COVID-19 stays home”
😂😂✨
🤣🤣😂😂
😂
Good one mate😂
Bawaal 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
When Zlatan look at the sun , the sun get Vitamin D
🤣🤣🤣
Unique
Sampe gitu anjirr🤣🤣
😳😏🤨
😂😂😂😂😂
"When Zlatan wear sunglasses , sun hide to protect itself . "
Or "Sun shielded itself when Zlatan removed his sunglasses."
You didn't copy the comment correctly bro
Pari
Good old Chuck Norris jokes
When Zlatan goes out for a walk, sun uses his Zlatancream to not get Zlatanburn 😁👍😉
I'm so entertained with the comments 😆.
Keep this going pls.
Oh i go for zlatan as well
You don't go for Zlatan, Zlatan goes foe you.
@@James-fs9ys 😂
When Zlatan gets turned on, diamond becomes the second hardest material in the universe
Bro
Kinda gay
Actually gay af...
🤣🤣🤣 this has to be one of the most funniest
Hahahahaha nice
Hell nah
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
#القران 🎧💎
#Quran
#Corán
@@khf889 JazakaAllah kheir 🙏🙏
Jajajajajaja
Zlatan grew up in the rough streets of malmo
😂😂😂
Whenever i feel bored i immediately watch Zlatan video comment section just hilarious 😂 God bless u all guys
i felt the same when i loose my mood
Amen. John 3:16
Однажды Златан решил отдохнуть 2 дня, теперь- это суббота и воскресенье
"when Zlatan lies, it's the truth that's wrong" 😂
That fucking made me laugh loud in the office LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Laughing in the mid of night 😂🌃
Lmao f
When Zlatan comes late for school, the whole student gets punished for coming early.
Frrr 🤣🤣🤣
@@7Ronnyy 😂😂😂
Why this comment not yet get 1k likes?? 😂😂🤣
Why this comment make me cry
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Jajajaj so funny
When Zlatan was late for school, his teacher apologized to Zlatan for coming early.
lmaooo
ruclips.net/user/shortsyOVKsT15WS4?feature=share zlatan attitude
When Google was invented, it searched for Zlatan
-🦁
So funny😐
@@rindikikhawlhring9196 i agree zlatan jokes are actually funny
When Zlatan gets kidnapped, he takes the ransom money & releases the kidnappers.
Zaltan doesn’t get kidnapped....
@@shadhinacharjee1637 Zaltan🔥🔥🔥
Zlatan doesn't need them!
@@shadhinacharjee1637 because he is the kidnapper
Kidnappers can't kidnap Zlatan, Zlatan kidnaps kidnappers
When Zlatan was born...Doctor started crying
Best lmfaoo
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you've killed me
xDD
I love these comments
🤣🤣🤣
when zlatan comes late to training the whole squad apologized for coming early
False
Lol
CAP
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once zlatan started a race with time,
Time is still running😂😂
When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jajajajajja
😂😂😂
@@bernardoandresmorales8032 cf go t
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dead
The Fbi uses vpn just to hide from Zlatan 🗿👌
Here’s a fact sometimes bodyguards hide as regular people so they don’t attract attention
😂
When Zlatan turned ten, he bought his father a bicycle
🤣🤣
when Zlatan goes to a dancing competition, he judges the judges
When Zlatan commits crime, police gets arrested
💀💀💀
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂🤣👍🥰
😂😂😂
He doesn't breath, Oxygen willingly visit his lungs to pay respect.
This is the best one seen so far lol 😭💀
@@brucewayne6586 no
Ok this ones unique and by far the best
😂😂😂
@@EternalMuscovite W pfp
"when Zlatan was born he congratulated his mother"
-🗿🦁
wkkwkwkkk what a spooky comment
@@sugiyemiyem7980 i know you. You from wkwk land
@@escanor3483 so.. . ? 😂
🤣🤣🤣
🗿
When Zlatan gets in the car, the car moves by itself
When zlatan enters a tornado, the tornado pauses itself for safety
Underrated
😂😂💀
Broooo‼️😂😂😂😂
U made my day bro
Humans need security
Lion breaks security 🔥🔥
724 likes 0 comment bro 😭😭😭
Just shut up
🔥🔥
Ronaldo 🧟📱
Zlatan = Lion
When Zlatan comes late to a press conference the journalists apologize for being early
😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
this is soo cool
Hahaha
😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Omggggg
my mind :- what should i write??
When Zlatan turned 18, his father was allowed to drink
😂😂😂
This one is good
😂👏
😂😂😂
When Zlatan was a baby, he takes care of his babysitter
Lmao😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂Сукааааа ржу
when zlatan forget to do his homework, the principal calls teachers' parents.
When Zlatan was in school he doesn’t doesn’t go for Parents Teacher’s Meeting, he goes for Teacher’s Parents Meeting.😂🤣🤣
🤣😆🤣
👏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Zlatan does hire bodyguards
To protect others from him
once Zlatan decided to rest in the middle of a game and then half time was invented
Underrated 😂😂
So underrated 😂😂😭
😂😂
That’s a great one 😂😂😂
Overrated
Once Zlatan kicked a ball with his foot, now it's called football
that's not true. We call it "Moon".
Underrated 😂
Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell each other Zlatan stories.
😁😁😁😁
Oo that's the best comment i read by now
zlatan comments section is always incredible
after Zlatan was born he started to raise his mom.
😂😂😂😂😂
🥲🤣🤣
That's going too far now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean how can you raise your mum
@@mutyabahamza4839 it's a joke kid
When Zlatan done eating at a restaurant, waiter tips him
Bro😭
@@Abbbb. and after that the Chef 🧑🍳 thanks him for fantasticly eating his dinner
😅
u are the winner
Zlatan means golden.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 miscalls from Zlatan
Lol 😂
most underrated comment
Oh man🤣🤣🤣
😬💥😂😂
Lol
when Santa doesn't get a gift , it's because he Is on Zlatan's naughty list
“Thieves give their wallets to Zlatan during robbery”
whhaaaaaa tf 💀🌚
Lol
Wait 💀
When Zlatan wants to sleep, the world turns off the light
Underrated...
470 likes and only 1 reply? Time to change that
Also underrated
when Zlatan takes a shower, the water becomes clean.
When Zlatan was born he gave milk to his mother 🔥👀
Zlatan doesn't run to be in Good shape, he runs so that the Earth Rotates..
👍👍😂😂
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
"When Zlatan comes to your house"
"you are the guest"
- me
what do you mean by *me* lmfao bro you definitely stole it like i have seen this same shit a mil times
@@venweeb6378 fr
Lol this quote is older than you.
u tried so hard to convince ppl that this is ur joke💀
@@ProMode2007x😂
Once Zlatan closed he’s eyes
We now call it night
It would have been better: "Once Zlatan closed his eyes, today we know it as sleeping"
One day Zlatan pissed on sand, it’s now known as the beach.
Ahhaha
😂👍
When Zlatan misses work, his boss gets fired
This is Underrated 😂
SICK BRUH!!!
Security feels safe while they're with Zlatan.
Yes😂
ya 😂😂😂
😂💪🏽
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ye sahi tha guru
When sir Alexander Graham Bell invented telephone he already had 10 missed calls from Zlatan
😂
what the .. 😅😅
Abe itna bhi mahan nahi hai ye
@@arpittiwari5181 speak english
@@jlh8931 Zlatan is not such a great person
When Zlatan goes to bank, the bank deposit their cash to Zlatan
When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun's eyes hurts
When Zlatan looks at the sun, His eyes hurt the sun
Whenever Zlatan was late for training, his coach would apologize for arriving early.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
i knew the comment section was gonna be GOLD
Me too,i came here just to see what they’ve got cooking🤣
Exactly 😌
It's a real gem indeed.🤣
🤣🤣😂🔥 it is lit...
Who remembers the comment section of the little mermaid....it was all about shivers in spinal cord...after the negative comments were removed 😂😂
But this one of zaltan is lit
Crazy how football does it’s magic 😍
When zlatan is around you , you need security
When Alexander graham bell invented the first telephone he had already missed 5 calls from Zlatan.
🤣
Nice
1. Take random Chuck Norris joke
2. Replace Chuck Norris with Zlatan
3. ???
4. Profit
Actually fun fact but Alexander Graham Bell didn't invent the telephone, Antonio Meucci did. :) cheers
Zlatan bicycle kicked before the invention of the wheel
When Zlatan is late to class, the whole school has to apologize for being early
when Zlatan didn't go to school for 1 day, that day become Sunday
😂🗿
@@misterrwiggle cmon man 😂
Uuhaahahah.a...
When zlatan says there are 29 days in the month of February it becomes leapyear🗿
When Zlatan seat at the table for Thanksgiving, the turkey is thankful to be there.
🤣🤣🤣😂🔥
LMAOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
😂😂😂
😂
I can't get enough of Zlatan quotes! Creativity 100% lol 😂
When Zlatan hires Security,the Guards feel safe
Ibrai..
😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan awakes, the sun rises.
Zlatan sleeps so much in the winter...
bruv
😂😂😂👏
Sun wakes up when Zlatan rises
When Zlatan books a number, hotel books Zlatan to stay proud
When Zlatan takes lie detector test, the machine confess everything
😂😂
FANTASTICO 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣
When Zlatan gets up in the morning, he tells his alarm clock to wake up
بيه ويلتك مذحين
Jajajajaj
hahahahah amazing
Lol good one 🤣
When Zlatan goes to the airport. The security gets checked out.
When Zlatan wants to go somewhere, the world revolves around her.
"Zlatan is the one who wakes up the alarm clock."
339 likes and no replies. Let me change that.
When Zlatan gets a security protection the security becomes safe
Ya né
When Zlatan cuts the "Onion"
"Onion" cries
Underrated
🔥🔥🔥
ahhhhhh
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan: If you see guards with me, make sure they are with me to protect you from me 💀👁️
At school the teachers raise their hands to ask Zlatan questions.
I was dying 😂😂😂
Stolen comment punk
😂😂
Best
Damn! You're too funny
When Edmund Hillary reached the top of Everest, Zlatan was already there practising skills
f🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
no
"There's only one Zlatan" - Zlatan
U sure?
Halland is zlatan 3.0
when zlatan visits a country that country immediately ranks up to be the safest country of the world