I Almost Died (3 times)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 44 тыс.

  • @Haminations
    @Haminations  4 года назад +31142

    To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t:
    I grew out of them.

    • @jedhead5487
      @jedhead5487 4 года назад +635

      Haminations hello

    • @runmemycheck4632
      @runmemycheck4632 4 года назад +1280

      Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(

    • @rpic6650
      @rpic6650 4 года назад +621

      We all do that, it's not weird

    • @ticklemytush
      @ticklemytush 4 года назад +338

      lol i lost them too

    • @overbonked9161
      @overbonked9161 4 года назад +353

      Get new ones

  • @mr.ditkovich3672
    @mr.ditkovich3672 4 года назад +7493

    Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping**
    God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

    • @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 4 года назад +82

      @@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?

    • @pog2458
      @pog2458 4 года назад +41

      r/woooosh

    • @drmrperky
      @drmrperky 4 года назад +34

      Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE

    • @keegangustafson8891
      @keegangustafson8891 4 года назад +16

      How do u get the text like that

    • @keegangustafson8891
      @keegangustafson8891 4 года назад +8

      @@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Has a point

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 4 года назад +7160

    so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

  • @SmoothieStudios1
    @SmoothieStudios1 5 месяцев назад +78

    4:50 Falling 12 feet onto your head and surviving is possible, but it’s not very likely. Falling from this height can result in severe injuries or death, and the outcome depends on multiple factors. Bryson actually had a heightened chance of surviving because he 1. Fell onto a carpeted floor, 2. Was 9 years old, and 3. Bryson was pretty light (because Kyle was able to pick him up so easily). If Bryson survived the fall, he would require immediate medical attention. People who fall from this height can suffer from skull fractures, internal bleeding, brain injuries, and spinal injuries. Long story short, you can survive a fall from 12 feet, but it’s very unlikely.

  • @detectivemememachin5011
    @detectivemememachin5011 4 года назад +314

    Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family"
    Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

    • @davidgannonreal
      @davidgannonreal 4 года назад +13

      Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now

    • @detectivemememachin5011
      @detectivemememachin5011 4 года назад +4

      @@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?

    • @inputone3834
      @inputone3834 4 года назад +1

      Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said

    • @Sayugann
      @Sayugann 4 года назад

      lol

    • @maxanimatics3781
      @maxanimatics3781 4 года назад +3

      HAHA
      Nice

  • @aaronpitts1247
    @aaronpitts1247 4 года назад +631

    Bryson: *I almost died*
    Brody: *I almost died*
    Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

    • @ArnrStuff
      @ArnrStuff 4 года назад +6

      How about Luke he almost died at VidCon

    • @aldijanazukic9813
      @aldijanazukic9813 4 года назад +2

      My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh

    • @theg-topia9626
      @theg-topia9626 4 года назад +2

      Where’s Junky?

    • @loafuscramwell7602
      @loafuscramwell7602 4 года назад +1

      i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!

    • @AdonileSlushie
      @AdonileSlushie 4 года назад

      Yooo! Follow my RUclips animation channel. Yes? No?

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca 4 года назад +1650

    Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames*
    Everyone: k
    Me: *panic attack*

    • @calebchasemusic
      @calebchasemusic 4 года назад +30

      bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 4 года назад +17

      @@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.

    • @gamingwithjflem2423
      @gamingwithjflem2423 4 года назад +2

      I am not use to ear Bryson

    • @puddle1296
      @puddle1296 4 года назад +6

      @@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.

    • @StarAnimations
      @StarAnimations 4 года назад +4

      I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍

  • @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu
    @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu 7 дней назад +1

    0:23 bro so calm until he exploded😂😂😂

  • @sourhalo6356
    @sourhalo6356 3 года назад +812

    Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died?
    His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 3 года назад +9

      Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven

    • @sourhalo6356
      @sourhalo6356 3 года назад +18

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 3 года назад +27

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.

    • @xxavaxx3151
      @xxavaxx3151 3 года назад +15

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here

    • @Luxembourgishsmartass
      @Luxembourgishsmartass 3 года назад +5

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions 4 года назад +187

    Bryson: “Any moment we could-“
    *BLOWS UP*
    Me: That escalated quickly

    • @neo7287
      @neo7287 4 года назад +2

      Oh hey I watch your vids also lol

    • @fathernugget3979
      @fathernugget3979 4 года назад

      This guy sounds like he’s 16

  • @awful_artist
    @awful_artist 4 года назад +417

    Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health
    Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 4 года назад +1

      No
      What the f**k happened to the floor

    • @tutie154
      @tutie154 4 года назад +4

      WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!

    • @waddleboi5087
      @waddleboi5087 4 года назад

      @@Ob1tuber *yes*

    • @keizer-wraith4248
      @keizer-wraith4248 4 года назад

      Lol I gave him his 300th like

    • @ultimatewolfgaming4171
      @ultimatewolfgaming4171 3 года назад

      Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body.
      Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality.
      Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early.
      Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.

  • @SteelPole76
    @SteelPole76 Месяц назад +5

    0:46 Brysons voice sounds so much more different now 😢

    • @roseoliveira417
      @roseoliveira417 Месяц назад

      @@SteelPole76 He was speaking in Portuguese

  • @Crow_ferret
    @Crow_ferret Год назад +947

    Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

  • @trap8613
    @trap8613 4 года назад +288

    No one:
    Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

    • @rodeotcd
      @rodeotcd 4 года назад +1

      @MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh

    • @sciencelover3558
      @sciencelover3558 4 года назад

      dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.

    • @rodeotcd
      @rodeotcd 4 года назад

      @@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name

    • @trap8613
      @trap8613 4 года назад

      I forgot I commented this-
      And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.

    • @lucron12
      @lucron12 4 года назад

      She isn’t begging

  • @wubble5241
    @wubble5241 4 года назад +201

    "I'm glad I'm not dead... yet"
    *_[Don't you dare]_*

  • @1BenPro
    @1BenPro Месяц назад +5

    I experienced the same exact thing at 1:48 when I was around 7 except nothing was there to stop the cabinet from landing on me. After it landed on me, I couldn’t move so I yelled “I’m okay!” to my dad who was in a different room… luckily it didn’t hurt a single bit

  • @jadyn8642
    @jadyn8642 4 года назад +220

    RUclips: Hey this guy has 23 comments
    Me: Can I see?
    RUclips: Uhh no
    Me: Wait what?
    RUclips: DID I STUTTER

  • @c_testtt
    @c_testtt 4 года назад +464

    “Or was I protected by a guardian angel?”
    *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

  • @trinigomez839
    @trinigomez839 4 года назад +343

    Me: *see title*
    Me: mood
    *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

    • @saction5352
      @saction5352 4 года назад +17

      *Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars*
      I have mood

    • @sebastianostos3169
      @sebastianostos3169 4 года назад +2

      I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car

    • @sebastianostos3169
      @sebastianostos3169 4 года назад +9

      Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video

    • @antgomez9631
      @antgomez9631 4 года назад

      I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee

    • @funeral6907
      @funeral6907 4 года назад +3

      flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-

  • @sampkm254
    @sampkm254 25 дней назад +1

    Pause at 5:16 and look at the right corner, it says “I pooped in the shower once”

  • @mythicrien8593
    @mythicrien8593 4 года назад +234

    Me: *opens RUclips*
    RUclips: "Here's the best young RUclipsr ever!"
    Me: ;\/;

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 года назад +12

      H E R E S T H E B E

    • @phonegloomy
      @phonegloomy 4 года назад +11

      t h e 🅱️

    • @IansProductions
      @IansProductions 4 года назад +3

      WEIRDmythical Human no me

    • @IansProductions
      @IansProductions 4 года назад +1

      Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest RUclipsr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7

    • @KingMonke
      @KingMonke 4 года назад +1

      Ian Ickler he meant best ._.

  • @shade1elispe369
    @shade1elispe369 Год назад +111

    To answer Brysons question about why he stopped:
    Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge.
    But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk
      @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk Год назад +3

      I don’t like you understand what you just said that’s really big sentence but here’s a short sentence

    • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk
      @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk Год назад +1

      Your brain can you catch of a car you would like make your body stop or it could just be a guardian angel

    • @TREYTYLER-ls9us
      @TREYTYLER-ls9us Год назад +4

      also couldnt your subconsiouse mind stop you before you consicley think about it

    • @reginazdrojowy9040
      @reginazdrojowy9040 11 месяцев назад

      Ye

    • @nektaa_6
      @nektaa_6 10 месяцев назад +2

      So I have spidersence? Cool

  • @SteamEngine2607
    @SteamEngine2607 4 года назад +593

    "almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

  • @SirCheese69
    @SirCheese69 Месяц назад +1

    5:12 Braden’s picture 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arathysr7102
    @arathysr7102 4 года назад +364

    Bryson:I almost died 3 times!
    1M people: Interesting...

  • @GOGGLES_5
    @GOGGLES_5 3 года назад +2460

    The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.

  • @lifedoom2922
    @lifedoom2922 4 года назад +141

    "Don't die, it's bad for your health."
    *thanks I'll try that*

    • @japaneseperson3277
      @japaneseperson3277 4 года назад +2

      *_H e l t h 100_*
      This is a joke, oof.

    • @squagoon
      @squagoon 4 года назад +1

      That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.

  • @The_Cheesemanguy
    @The_Cheesemanguy 4 месяца назад

    5:16 "I Pooped In The Shower Once"💀😭

  • @destinygc6082
    @destinygc6082 4 года назад +340

    Bryson: I almost died
    Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved
    James: ._.
    *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

    • @kevincornell6238
      @kevincornell6238 4 года назад +10

      DestinyWarrior 08
      Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.

    • @gollygreengiant3177
      @gollygreengiant3177 4 года назад +12

      @@kevincornell6238 that's not funny

    • @joesimpson2009
      @joesimpson2009 4 года назад +4

      @@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr

    • @brittanydalton3419
      @brittanydalton3419 4 года назад +2

      DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂

    • @kevincornell6238
      @kevincornell6238 4 года назад +2

      Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.

  • @neutralnoob4599
    @neutralnoob4599 4 года назад +187

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Brody: *Is hE deD?*

  • @Ggaattoo
    @Ggaattoo 3 года назад +247

    Anvil: Falls near Bryson
    Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

    • @yippeekayay
      @yippeekayay 3 года назад +3

      Ah yes byrson

    • @hithere2972
      @hithere2972 3 года назад +2

      *explodes*

    • @crobosnian77
      @crobosnian77 3 года назад

      Funny...I dont remember the name beer-son

    • @Ggaattoo
      @Ggaattoo 3 года назад

      @@crobosnian77 I love typos

  • @leviathanstudios7396
    @leviathanstudios7396 4 года назад +263

    Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding
    Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

  • @vanthemanproductions9185
    @vanthemanproductions9185 3 года назад +139

    Bryson: has a whole monologue about death in the start
    "Sir this is a wendys"
    Edit: I know nobody cares but holy crap the likes!! Thank you guys so much

  • @KaotikGood
    @KaotikGood 4 года назад +186

    Bryson: Almost Dies
    Brody: Is He Dead?
    Bryson: I AM IMMORTAL FOOL

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 4 года назад

      Am I dead

    • @FOEMyriad
      @FOEMyriad 4 года назад

      Ahh He’s Not Dead

    • @HuntedBrit
      @HuntedBrit 4 года назад

      Awesome Amir Gaming brodyanimates STOP

    • @KaotikGood
      @KaotikGood 4 года назад

      @@HuntedBrit I'm just a kid for god's sake

    • @HuntedBrit
      @HuntedBrit 4 года назад

      NB-rex *slaps* STOP

  • @Mrbob1001-r5z
    @Mrbob1001-r5z Месяц назад +6

    At 1:29 the babies have poop dripping down their legs

  • @ghost3578
    @ghost3578 4 года назад +163

    Bryson: Everybody 13+
    Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

  • @stupidsuri9380
    @stupidsuri9380 4 года назад +87

    Brody: *Is happy becuase Bryson almost died 3 times*
    Bryson: Triggered
    Edit: Thx for the likes

  • @bridanthegamer7746
    @bridanthegamer7746 4 года назад +144

    Bryson: about to die by car
    God: I’m about to SAVE this kids whole career
    Edit: lol meme reference ecsept diffrent

    • @shreddedwheats
      @shreddedwheats 4 года назад +1

      Brian Daniel roblox it was actually because when lightning strikes near, you will get a tingling feel or just stop

    • @bridanthegamer7746
      @bridanthegamer7746 4 года назад +1

      •cherrii vanilla’s world aj• Oh ok

    • @shreddedwheats
      @shreddedwheats 4 года назад +1

      Brian Daniel roblox I know it was a joke just wanted to say

    • @bridanthegamer7746
      @bridanthegamer7746 4 года назад +1

      •cherrii vanilla’s world aj• OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok

    • @ikmopasP
      @ikmopasP 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I saved him

  • @Wallie-dragon-
    @Wallie-dragon- 5 месяцев назад

    5:12 look at the photo 😂😂

  • @Tabbybee
    @Tabbybee 3 года назад +135

    Animated Bryson: *has no ears*
    Young Bryson: *has ears*
    Real life Bryson: *also has ears*

    • @zla_204
      @zla_204 3 года назад +1

      It’s a cartoon

    • @Tabbybee
      @Tabbybee 3 года назад +3

      @@zla_204 ... No-

    • @coffee1537
      @coffee1537 3 года назад +1

      @@zla_204 and thats a joke

    • @scrappi6008
      @scrappi6008 3 года назад

      @@zla_204 nah my guy, it’s a comment

    • @carpenter_4lifee
      @carpenter_4lifee 3 года назад

      @@zla_204 r/woooosh

  • @soptheace3594
    @soptheace3594 3 года назад +138

    Bryson: doesn’t die
    The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

  • @sarahstilllost3157
    @sarahstilllost3157 4 года назад +66

    Me forgetting he is literally 19 : "Wait, taxes, isn't he only like 16..?"
    Him: "EXCUSE ME"

  • @Strawhatgoku999
    @Strawhatgoku999 Месяц назад +2

    6:23 Bryson unlocked MUI

  • @sukokium
    @sukokium 3 года назад +123

    the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health."
    me: "sarcasm"

  • @gemmadapotato8193
    @gemmadapotato8193 4 года назад +159

    Someone: did you die?
    Bryson: *well yes, but actually no.*

  • @McleansTD
    @McleansTD 3 года назад +874

    My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life.
    Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

  • @BPITW-sn9yr
    @BPITW-sn9yr 11 дней назад +1

    The poster 😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:09

  • @nerdyanimator3214
    @nerdyanimator3214 4 года назад +193

    Bryson: “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health”
    Me: **Sees explosión**
    Also me: **Almost died for laughter**

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 4 года назад

      @KadensGames he means he almost died F R O M laughter

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 4 года назад

      @KadensGames ya mean Grammer? There's no spelling mistake, only a Grammer mistake

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 4 года назад

      @KadensGames *_s h e i t_*

    • @xxvioletcookiexx1668
      @xxvioletcookiexx1668 4 года назад

      @@vanessalenihan5307 can't even say the correct way you a kid like me................im proud

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 4 года назад

      @@xxvioletcookiexx1668 have you ever heard of a joke/meme?
      *_r/wooooooooooooooosh_*

  • @cloudtie990
    @cloudtie990 3 года назад +89

    Bryson: it’s for you to choose a guardian angel or luck
    Me: ultra instinct

    • @joebreaux5486
      @joebreaux5486 3 года назад +3

      person that I'm replying to: ULTRA INSTINCT me: *plays theme music of ultra instinct*

  • @Trdabbb
    @Trdabbb 4 года назад +41

    There might be someone protecting me
    It’s the HAM it’s protecting Bryson
    HAM HAM HAM

  • @IrisilProductions
    @IrisilProductions 2 месяца назад +4

    5:16 bro the text in the bottom right💀💀💀🥚

  • @cutiepatootie4094
    @cutiepatootie4094 3 года назад +189

    'Dont die, it's bad for your health'
    Man I almost suffocated on my popcorn reading that.

  • @laurablackmon69
    @laurablackmon69 3 года назад +95

    6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

  • @kloc1245
    @kloc1245 4 года назад +285

    Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

    • @19NooNaDa
      @19NooNaDa 4 года назад +4

      Besrat Fanta ik this isn’t reddit but
      r/ihadastroke r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @shreddedwheats
      @shreddedwheats 4 года назад

      ilkunoonada Ku bro- nothing in that was a stroke or young like-

    • @Narumaq123
      @Narumaq123 4 года назад +1

      Besrat Fanta What?

    • @19NooNaDa
      @19NooNaDa 4 года назад

      •cherrii vanilla’s world aj• i’m stupid okay-

    • @shreddedwheats
      @shreddedwheats 4 года назад

      ilkunoonada Ku no your not

  • @silviutudor9775
    @silviutudor9775 4 месяца назад

    4:26 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS WHOLE PART!

  • @planetpaws4948
    @planetpaws4948 4 года назад +92

    “Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?”
    Me: *I N S T I N C T*

    • @くらっくへど
      @くらっくへど 4 года назад

      Well its true,I dodged a mitorcycle and a car using instinct and im fairly good at dodging punches but im hella weak and skinny

    • @A_Person9900
      @A_Person9900 4 года назад

      It is instinct, I know because I always doge video game bosses random attacks by instinct

    • @richiele2131
      @richiele2131 4 года назад

      I don’t know what I’m doing. Help me. Same

    • @LainonIine
      @LainonIine 4 года назад

      O M G

  • @RepxQnc
    @RepxQnc 4 года назад +158

    Title: "I almost died 3 times"
    Me: "yo thats a pro gamer move dawg"

    • @h5xn
      @h5xn 4 года назад +1

      *pro gamer move

    • @wolup
      @wolup 4 года назад +1

      *dwag

  • @tumasamo6936
    @tumasamo6936 3 года назад +308

    Bryson: Running to house.
    God: *Puts glue on where bryson is gonna step*
    Bryson again: *Stops*

    • @umitefe9949
      @umitefe9949 3 года назад +2

      Frick the Prank didnt work

    • @karmajr19boi47
      @karmajr19boi47 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pupter
      @Pupter 3 года назад +1

      glue takes time to dry and since it's getting hit by rain it wouldn't have dried. I'm just saying.

    • @tree5
      @tree5 3 года назад +1

      @۝*wolves_forlife*۝ anime be like

  • @HSHROUTHENRYPHONK
    @HSHROUTHENRYPHONK 10 дней назад

    1:28
    People 1-12 years old: I don’t care I’m still watching this

  • @hgbcjbx
    @hgbcjbx 4 года назад +155

    "Life is great!"
    Me with diabetes: *okay then*

  • @mollygartrell7701
    @mollygartrell7701 3 года назад +56

    Kyle: so any way I killed Bryson
    Brody: haha nice
    Bryson’s mum: Brody stop

  • @brookkuma
    @brookkuma 4 года назад +123

    “Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

    • @Andrew-hi2zb
      @Andrew-hi2zb 4 года назад

      I also maybe alsmost die like i fall out a chair for 7 days

    • @therandomanimator6932
      @therandomanimator6932 4 года назад

      Explode

    • @noo282
      @noo282 4 года назад

      Yep bahahaha

    • @noo282
      @noo282 4 года назад

      Than dis

    • @Zallviii
      @Zallviii 4 года назад

      my dad has drowned......twice

  • @juli._4._life
    @juli._4._life 4 месяца назад

    0:28 “because at any moment-“
    *explodes*

  • @AnoxmoosOG
    @AnoxmoosOG 4 года назад +89

    Bryson: *almost dies*
    Swoosh: my scars are overly Exaggerated

  • @devyn.
    @devyn. 3 года назад +142

    Cabinet: *Falls over*
    Baskets: *"Come, this is no place to die."*

  • @spriet_
    @spriet_ 3 года назад +231

    He's immortal...
    Also he has eternal youth
    He still sounds like a child!
    I'm sorry please don't kill me.

    • @Uncle-Death
      @Uncle-Death 3 года назад +8

      I doubt anyone would want a prison sentence.

    • @IvoryLoaf
      @IvoryLoaf 3 года назад +11

      @@Uncle-Death homeless people

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik 3 года назад +4

      So, basically Haminations is some kind of Kryptonian?
      Or just Jesus himself

    • @malaikamazome6520
      @malaikamazome6520 3 года назад +2

      Dead

    • @what-es8gf
      @what-es8gf 3 года назад

      No...no he got a point

  • @RangaLikesToVlog
    @RangaLikesToVlog 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:30: THE "AGES 13 AND UP" CHILDREN POOPED THEIR PANTS AND LOOK LIKE "5-" CHILDREN FR

  • @swift-vq8qs
    @swift-vq8qs 4 года назад +155

    Bryson "Don't die, it’s bad for your health."
    health 100

  • @mpsp1911
    @mpsp1911 3 года назад +114

    Bryson: _Going back to the house with no intention of stopping._
    His body: *I SAID WE LIVING TODAY*
    Edit: Did WW3 just happen in the replies?

    • @ilikeplayingasmajima
      @ilikeplayingasmajima 3 года назад +3

      @@GoldenArchiePiggy r/youngkidsyoutube? He isn't real.

    • @ilikeplayingasmajima
      @ilikeplayingasmajima 3 года назад +2

      @@GoldenArchiePiggy How did you roast me? Again, he's fictional. Anybody that looks like him is just dressed in a costume. Look it up.

    • @ilikeplayingasmajima
      @ilikeplayingasmajima 3 года назад +2

      @@GoldenArchiePiggy Also, does watching someone that makes good animations for his fans but died from cancer count as watching stupid?

    • @ilikeplayingasmajima
      @ilikeplayingasmajima 3 года назад +2

      @@GoldenArchiePiggy I'm talking about Eddsworld, dipsh*t. Not Dhar Mann. Does watching Eddsworld count as watching stupid?

    • @memoryballedits
      @memoryballedits 3 года назад +2

      ​@@GoldenArchiePiggy r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @salisburysteak_
    @salisburysteak_ 4 года назад +120

    Bryson: almost died 3 times
    Harry Potter: fakes dying

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 года назад +3

      Harry did almost die during the chamber of secrets cause he got bit my basilisk

  • @Jordyn-i2s
    @Jordyn-i2s 2 месяца назад

    5:11 the butt picture 😂😂😂

  • @smthpy
    @smthpy 4 года назад +271

    "I'm glad I'm not dead, yet"
    Coronavirus: *You are about to enjoy total death*

  • @asaltylego4751
    @asaltylego4751 4 года назад +45

    Me: [sees the title]
    Me: Haha. Mood.
    (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

  • @juanpablocuellarsalinas5999
    @juanpablocuellarsalinas5999 4 года назад +91

    Bryson: *almost dies 3 times*
    Me locked in my room: *laughs* you mortal, I have mastered the ways of never coming out of my room. You shall never surpass me in the ways of life or death, at this point I am sure I am inmortal.

    • @jestercloud8759
      @jestercloud8759 4 года назад

      I got locked in the bathroom once (or more) but just for while.

    • @korenzin4504
      @korenzin4504 4 года назад +1

      One time when I was five, I cracked my head open and I was SURE I was dying

    • @jestercloud8759
      @jestercloud8759 4 года назад

      @@korenzin4504 When i was young,i accidentaly put my foot into the motor of the bike (IDK).
      I gained a big wound in my foot

    • @korenzin4504
      @korenzin4504 4 года назад

      Mr. Commenter ouch

    • @jestercloud8759
      @jestercloud8759 4 года назад

      @@korenzin4504 I'm okay now.It's been years

  • @sofiatracy14
    @sofiatracy14 Месяц назад

    the “brody stop” gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GooseObvi
    @GooseObvi 3 года назад +105

    "Several Brysons were almost harmed in the making of this video"
    -Bryson

    • @Jsubmac
      @Jsubmac 3 года назад

      Error in Bryson of what he was saying versions of brysons in time

    • @dreamlandbattle
      @dreamlandbattle 3 года назад

      *Please subscribe so he dosen't die from taxes.*

  • @JJ-ml7pq
    @JJ-ml7pq 3 года назад +163

    “The sound shattered the air and shook me to the core.”
    I *love* that line.

    • @JANCOff1al
      @JANCOff1al 3 года назад

      What is your line?

    • @nuvlae
      @nuvlae 3 года назад

      @@JANCOff1al what

  • @sunareii
    @sunareii 4 года назад +142

    Bryson: makes a video about almost dying
    *a few videos later*
    Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*

  • @johanjansenvanryssen2574
    @johanjansenvanryssen2574 10 дней назад +12

    2025 anyone? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

  • @gabriellecrocker6783
    @gabriellecrocker6783 4 года назад +364

    I never almost died again, -bryson 2020

  • @ST4R_STRYK3R
    @ST4R_STRYK3R 4 года назад +77

    “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health”
    Welp time to become immortal

    • @MangoSorbetss
      @MangoSorbetss 4 года назад +1

      Wolfgang2320 xD

    • @crimson5142
      @crimson5142 4 года назад +1

      K I just drank acid I don't feel the pain

    • @ST4R_STRYK3R
      @ST4R_STRYK3R 4 года назад

      slippery slaping sluge DONT

    • @crimson5142
      @crimson5142 4 года назад +1

      @@ST4R_STRYK3R tasted sour man is it good I think it's burning a hole through my body

    • @ST4R_STRYK3R
      @ST4R_STRYK3R 4 года назад

      slippery slaping sluge If your being serious go get medical help please

  • @ilike_potatoes
    @ilike_potatoes 4 года назад +147

    "I'm glad I'm not dead."
    *YET*

  • @MaxCatGames
    @MaxCatGames 3 месяца назад +4

    6:46 - SUBSCRIBE OR HE DIES FROM TAXES 😂😂😂😂

  • @spinnerfiget6063
    @spinnerfiget6063 4 года назад +50

    “Don’t die it’s bad for your health”
    -Bryson
    Beautiful

  • @BruhÆ2022
    @BruhÆ2022 3 года назад +49

    4:29
    Kyle: So anyway I killed Bryson.
    Brody: Nice.
    Mom: B R O D Y S T O P.

    • @coolmonkeyboi1014
      @coolmonkeyboi1014 3 года назад +3

      Do you mean 4:33?

    • @BruhÆ2022
      @BruhÆ2022 3 года назад +2

      @@coolmonkeyboi1014 Thanks for correcting me.

    • @kawee1
      @kawee1 3 года назад +2

      5:00

  • @axelplayz9122
    @axelplayz9122 4 года назад +99

    Me: watches this
    Me getting flashback when i almost drown 3x when i was five
    Edit:107 likes best day ever thanks guys again

  • @MelinaG-z2s
    @MelinaG-z2s 3 месяца назад

    5:03 THE PICTURE OF BRADEN!!!!🤣☠️

  • @user-jf4ew2ly7v
    @user-jf4ew2ly7v 4 года назад +97

    5:56
    Oh look it’s a Karen

    • @PavementSpit
      @PavementSpit 2 года назад +5

      This should be on r/entitledparents

  • @kubadabrowski2186
    @kubadabrowski2186 3 года назад +4320

    Fun fact: Everyone watching this are alive.

    • @gibbsterV
      @gibbsterV 3 года назад +143

      Well duh

    • @Jeiquilibrium
      @Jeiquilibrium 3 года назад +553

      Fun fact: almost everyone looking at this comment has experienced a near death situation.
      Edit: please stop commenting on my comment, my iPad is blowing up

    • @ultra4ire168
      @ultra4ire168 3 года назад +51

      True

    • @rosejeanes478
      @rosejeanes478 3 года назад +8

      @@Jeiquilibrium I fell of my mummys and daddy's bed AND I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN😰😰😰😰😨😨😰😨😨😨😨😱😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😰😨😰😨😨😨😰😨😰😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😰😨😰😨😰😨😰😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @thehistorynerd2832
      @thehistorynerd2832 3 года назад +158

      Speak for yourself I’m a ghost

  • @tyyler
    @tyyler 4 года назад +40

    bryson: life is good
    james: relatable

  • @wolf_gal
    @wolf_gal 5 месяцев назад

    2:20 ” feed gremlins and find bed for gremlins”💀

  • @ghostlygamer3429
    @ghostlygamer3429 3 года назад +182

    bryson: *dies*
    his brother: soooooo, I killed him
    brody: n o i c e

  • @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299
    @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299 4 года назад +88

    4:32
    Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson*
    Brody : nice
    bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

  • @abandonedaccount9013
    @abandonedaccount9013 3 года назад +104

    “Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.

    • @Sam-fr1cv
      @Sam-fr1cv 3 года назад +1

      Hehe funni Driving off the Road Go brrrr

    • @thebestog8618
      @thebestog8618 3 года назад +1

      Haha Nice👌🏼

    • @hungrye2494
      @hungrye2494 3 года назад +2

      Don't u dare like this reply or i will call u sus

    • @garbage_goat8386
      @garbage_goat8386 3 года назад

      @@hungrye2494 E.

    • @IIsp4c3jad3II
      @IIsp4c3jad3II 3 года назад

      This was a year ago and ppl are still commeting

  • @RoseBates-y8h
    @RoseBates-y8h Месяц назад +2

    I like your videos thank you for sharing though❤😊

  • @Dylan577games
    @Dylan577games 9 месяцев назад +45

    2:19
    "Feed Gremlins"
    "Find Bed For Gremlins"

    • @Jack-il8wn
      @Jack-il8wn 5 месяцев назад +1

      this funny 🙂

  • @with_ered
    @with_ered 3 года назад +120

    Bryson: *almost dies*
    Jesus: *uno reverse card*

  • @ccc_deletoblue7852
    @ccc_deletoblue7852 3 года назад +51

    Bryson: *suddenly Stops*
    Car: Zooms
    Bryson: So This Is the Power of Ultra Instinct?

  • @nathancrisfield3397
    @nathancrisfield3397 3 месяца назад

    3:44 3:48 I think he nearly almost just died😅😅😅😅 God you didn’t. It was funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @K1LLP1NG
    @K1LLP1NG 4 года назад +53

    Bryson: *almost dies*
    Brody: "Get nae nae'd"
    Bryson's mom: No u