I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable
"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally, lawfully- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just confused cause I don't know which version we're doing. Shall I say it? Or Jonathan-?" "That's my line dear." "Sorry."
@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail
0:59 Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing. Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?
1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?" ................................. "You knew this." 1.32, "I did not!" 2) "Kill him!" XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy
Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies: 3) Queen Anne’s Revenge 2) Black Pearl 1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*
"i can't read my own writing" Omg xD
Happens to me quite often.
And that terrible attempt at a poker face 🤣🤣🤣
We've all been there XD
Me:
@@lonelywolffen9641 "crimes"
"Crimes! Yes, thank you very much."
1:27 gets me every time!
"You knew this!" "I did not!" *bad poker face*
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Like me!
1:31
*WILL:* You knew this.
*JACK (sounding like a scolding father):* I did _not!_ _(immediately starts corpsing)_
@@lancecurry7538Johnny: "A little over the top, maybe."
Orlando: "Maybe."
1:40 - _(Cut to next scene...)_
*BECKETT:* The East India Trading Company has need of your services.
The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine
Flying what? Dutchman! 🤣🤣🤣
Band name idea.
Cracks me up every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"There's a female presence here sir.... all the men have felt her-- no they haven't"
HA
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brilliant 😂🤣
@@EEEEEEEE its a joke
2:38
"I shall help you find the compass. If you'll do strange things to my dog." LOL
"His name is Tim."
@@Ben-Jamin673 Tim...Burton???
I love how when Johnny Depp makes a mistake, he stays on character. You can hear it on the voice and accent.
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Johnny Depp is just the best actor ever.
agreed
HELL YEAH
Unmatched charm, that man has.
Can we all just appreciate that Norrington thanks Jack for fixing his hair? And calls him "dear"?
I think Jack Davenport said “Depp”
He says "thanks Depp," not dear.
It actually could be dear, bc Gov Swann called Beckett dear in another clip. May just be an old school english thing
I heard "dude" or am I wrong 🤷♀️
He said "thanks depp"
orlandos laugh at 2:34 is adorable
"Help?"
1:18 Orlando and Lee Arenberg just tilt their heads at the same time when they heard "Davy Jones's Crocodile machine" LOL
2:35 that laugh is adorable
"Help?"
2:32 Orlando's laugh is the best
1:10 Trying to use my notes to study for an exam
I can sadly relate to that hahaha
2:44 "i shall help you to find the compass. if you do strange things to my doggy his name is tim"
XD
3:43 Keira's laugh 😍
wasnt keira like 17 when the first movie came out
I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable
I love that he manages to stay in character. 0:47
I just fell in love with Johny Depp again
2:38 this part had me laughing my ass off haha
"There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her... no, they haven't!"
I love the way Orlando Bloom laugh :D
"...Kill Him."
XD Priceless!
3:24
2:12 I must've replayed about 50 times XD
_(creaking sound)_
"...sorry."
1:28 his laugh is gorgeos 😍
he's the best actor everrr ❤
Are you part of the Johnny Depp Fandom too?!?!?😂
Amy Ram indeed 😀
I lost it at the 2:52 part. "HALLULAH HALLAH"
"There, I said it! I feel better for it."
"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow
As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally, lawfully- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just confused cause I don't know which version we're doing. Shall I say it? Or Jonathan-?"
"That's my line dear."
"Sorry."
1:56
I would be screwing up the 3:07 scene as many times as possible. It looks like a lot of fun.
"AGAIN, AGAIN!"
The jar of dirt scene was filmed once, and it wasent scripted. There expressions were real
Yeah, Depp was just improvising at that moment 😂
@@harm3825 and it turned out to literally be one of the best lines in all potc!
So he really fell? That looked painful ngl
@@thatonerotom8999 legit
@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail
1:17!!! Crocodile machine 😂 i did not!!! 😂
also, 2:45 and 2:52
The noise....and that "sorry" cracks me up every single time!
2:10
"Crocodile machine"
DOGE
+The Unicorn wan wan it is i the derpy doge
LazyPolarBear I haz a unicorn
+The Unicorn noice m8 unicorns are cool
LazyPolarBear yup just realized ur dawge profile pic haz crazy eyes 0.0
0:59
Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing.
Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?
"Marvelous. Crimes! Thank you very much!"
Is it not incredible how Johnny keeps in character? Phenomenal.
He is NOT playing character he IS the character!
@@daviddavidsonn3578that much is true... 🤘
1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?"
.................................
"You knew this."
1.32, "I did not!"
2) "Kill him!"
XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy
1:32
1:32 hahaha
"I did not!"
"Are you certain?"
*croak*
"Sorry."
I laughed so hard at that!
1:04 We've all been there XD
"The charge...is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...(sighs)............
I can't read my own writing...
"Crimes" , Thank you very much!
If I was Keira Knightley, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible
Yeah, me too!! ❤ She is a smart girl!!!
If I was Orlando Bloom, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible
is Bill Nighy the only one who does all the lines correctly? Becase he's nowhere to be seen in potc 2 and potc 3 bloopers
Cuz he's perfect actor, in his presence director never had to say cut
This film has easily the best gag reel of the whole series
His dog Tim... as in Tim Burton?
I'm a fan of johnny
And then Tim makes a movie about Johnny's dog being run over...
0:22 Oh, my God, he talks!
Orlando’s face after he kissed Keira was like *”oh shit I wasn’t supposed to do that”* 😂😂
Leo got Oscar. Your turn Johnny.
De Oggo johnny don't need no rigged Oscar to make him seem like a better actor, he's perfect already
When Johnny Depp just stays in character even if he made a mistake AHAHHAHAHAHA
2:25
“I’m stuck…” 😅
Around 3:42 i wonder what Bloom was thinking?
Butlermagic95 He was thinking a lot of things. Hahaha!
MercedesKawasaki Haha.
Some kid: "heY ThAt's FrOM ForTnItE!"
Me: 3:26
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"Theres no one there" hahaha
1:47
I cannot unsee Becket skipping and whistling like a schoolboy.
Orlando Bloom's laugh at 2:34...priceless.
Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh ever
So?! Its cute 😳💓💜
+Carella You are interested in a man, right?
Can't wait for the new one in 2017
So cute Johnny Depp
These are my favorite PotC-bloopers :)
"Crocodile maschine."😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh 2:34
To be a fly on the wall when they were filming this! Great movie!
Johnny must be amazing to work with!
Aw, it sounds like they had a whale of a time filming this! :)
this is the kind of content i need after finishing the third movie
Ahh, that's what I like to call Dutchman Depression.
The cast is full of fun❤
1:16 Jack and will both scenes. Lol
laughed hard always love JD no matter what.
Tia, watch your step!
OMG JOHNNY YOUR HAIR'S STUCK!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:13 Me At School Wen I'm Trying To Tell a story I wrote
Brianna Sketch true
"The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... I can't read my own writing!" 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE it :DD
thanks for uploading!
Love how they all call each dear 😂
These still crack me up
An emotional scene and then... "I'm stuck" 😂
3:06 YOU'RE NOT IN THE TELLYTUBBIES MATE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just love seeing Johnny never leave character
Love this!
1:16 the day jones crocodile machine lol
Keira's euuyagghh made me laugh!
3:40 for that first second how Keira just succumbs to the kiss... and then remembers there are people around watching.
0:23 😂😂im laugh that coughing lol😅😅
Is it me or is Johnny Depp just so amazing
Let's be real here, we know you're here for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine.
1:00 best one ever
2:13 I've never heard a human make that noise before. He sounds like a tractor.
i don't think that was him,sounded more like a machine they were using in the background or something
Love how british we all are, just calling everyone dear. I love it. 😂😂
3:12 There has been an awakening.... Have you felt it
"Ha-hah!"
"Sorry!"
How are movies ever made when it's so hilarious to make them??!
So funny I can't stop laughing
like I said before IF YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING IT
1:17 DUDE IM CRYING 😭
Amazing
Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies:
3) Queen Anne’s Revenge
2) Black Pearl
1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*
Well? Did anyone yet do strange things to his dog, Tim?
You have to wonder if Johnny was really just acting, or whether he wasn't entirely sober through some of these scenes.
Oh yea definitely drunk at least, the crew pranked him in stranger tides I think, he drank straight vodka and couldn't talk lmao
The films were fantastic, but it's a missed opportunity not using the crocodile machine.
crocodile machine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:37 Can someone tell me what's Johnny Depp saying, pwease? I'm learning English but he speaks too fast for me xD Thank you ~
"Yes to the first, and yes to the second, but only so far as we keep to the-(mess up) I'm just going to start the take again, shall I?"
+Anna Pomerantz Thank you !!
Good idea!
2:14 2:33 2:47 2:40 2:54 😂 1:18
2:12 - LOL
"I can't read my own writing"
I like that part
great times...