I remember when I watched you when you barley had 50k subs. I didn't actually sub till 100k and now you almost at 1m. Impressive blitz impressive. I miss that blitzkriegsler tag still
tip: you can give people stuff and then make it empty and still put the thing in and they will still pay for it for and example you can give someone a slushi and dump it all out and they with still pay for it.
What are your specs? Do you think a intel i5 7400U and a nvidia geforce 1060 3gb asus OC would be able to run this good? Im getting a desktop with those specs and im buying myself an oculus.
Making infinite bananas when someone tries to rob me is completely something i'd do in a video game
blitz you make the best job simulator videos, you screw around but you also complete the things, everyone else chooses one.
i love blitz's laugh XD
wyatt bluecoat hehehheheheheh *snort* hehehehe
yeah lol
wyatt bluecoat
lol your so right i love his laugh to
Wyatt Bluecoat me to
Your so happy all the time it brightens my day! Thank you for making the videos you do and making my day!
that was funny with all the bananas
It was
Murica: nothing better than a gas station hot dog
Stralia: nothing better than a Bunnings snag
Its just as much fun to watch blitz as it is to watch the simulator
When the robot started talking about slushees and hot dogs, that made me jump.
"My gun is bigger than your gun" (While holding a banana) - Blitz 2k17
When he opened the firework and got jump scared 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
i find it funny that you sold the guy his own glasses XD.
5:44 the shadow
AHHHHH :C HE NEEDS TO DO MORE VR GAMES!!!
Lol. You are having so much fun with this.
I remember when I watched you when you barley had 50k subs. I didn't actually sub till 100k and now you almost at 1m. Impressive blitz impressive. I miss that blitzkriegsler tag still
he had to change it because he didnt want to be associated with naz** :( i started watching when he had 244k subs
I hope little Blitz has fun with other family and gets a ton of friends
Blitz is the best ever I love your videos keep going blitz I will watch every video you make
Blitz' job felt like stealing hats and trading them for a hat
More! And when you complete all the jobs you get golden cartridges
Am laughing to the core man 😂😂
Great vid man, keep up the work!😀
Had me laughing hysterically
Bro you arrested the grandma
Why Not that robber
R.I.P KIND GRAMMER
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@@hmspilkington2111random notification
Bot-what did you fo to my darling
Blitz-give her shuger with not looking
Me dies wit lafter
tip: you can give people stuff and then make it empty and still put the thing in and they will still pay for it for and example you can give someone a slushi and dump it all out and they with still pay for it.
I died at the banana part
I Love VR!
yes
I laughed way too hard at this...:)
OH NU HE'S GOT A BANANA GUN
Lol THE BANANA GUN IS DEADLY
And have INFINITE BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
I always get blitz and captain sauce mixed up? Are they the same people?
i love his voice altogether
Blitz your awesome your the best RUclipsr EVER I watch your vids everyday
I've been here since the beginning of slime rancher and I've never seen your face or you on a facecam, this is awesome!!
Blitz i really hope you reach 1 million can you do an 1 million special
Indiegamer he will reach 1 million soon with are suppoert!
Your profile picture is cute
XxLigit_GamerxX __ thx
Indiegamer i
TD NC ???
blitz have you got a new mic?
also you just made my day 100 times better with does bananas
You are the best gamer I have ever seen
SOO MANY BANANAS!!!!🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
The office worker is a good one
Omg this was the funniest video i have ever watched
keep doing what your doing blitz you make us laugh.but like alot.
good video
I died at the bandit one
Da bananas got me dead.
MORE MORE MORE JOB SIMULATOR!!!
MORE JOB SIMULATOR PLZ!
Hope we see more of this game. I wish I had it but I can't justify buying a whole VR set just for this.
yeah
Nooo! I felt bad for granny getting taken away
I quote SomethingElseYT:
“I LOVE bananas”
Plz play more of this
Wow that’s a lot of bananas
this was five years ago and so far every year i lok at the vid
"Hello! I would like to purchase these *C H I P S* "
10:52 $14.10 for your banana!
Omg you're hilarious. Subscribed and hits bell button
The guy who wants a burrito sounds so drunk lol
trys to fill cup* me: thats litarly upsi- blitz: oops its upside down
Bro i almost died of laughter in this
hello my best youtuber :D
your videos is best ever
hEY blitz keep up the good work
Plz do office worker next I think it's the best
Awesome video!!!
I love this game!
FINALLY!
Oh the bananas!
You should make a pool of bananas in behind the counter
I didn’t really like the part where the police showed you the three suspects and you chose the old lady bot.but other than that I loved it.
23:16 safeKEYpeeing
facepalm
Bum dum dshhh
My sister The Jalster Gaming
Parm Takhar I am a BOI
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My brother:its cold
Me:bruh
Please do another part!
Part 2 PLEASE!!!
Blitz is a good youtuber
Miss you and love your life so much better than your own man
i guess you can give THEM THERE fireworks
If anybody knows theonlybentley, I always hear his voice when listening to Blitz =P
Blitz you should of made a jumbo firework seems like a missed opportunity lol
More this game please i love u
banana collection.
I like his voice
You should do more
"The discription nobody looks at"-Bliz 2017
Have you watched this with headphones it's so weird when the robot talks
More Please!
congrats for 1 mill :)
OMG blitz i love your videos
office worker is actually fun tho
Blitz did u do this vid cause of my suggestion or have people been asking u for a while
PLZ PLAY MORE!!
10:55... it's all about the money... even with these robots...
maximum energy
First video edited by the new editor!?!?
PanzGFX no, he edited for a while
But blitz just announced
Watch out DK is coming for u
You just stole his bananas
What are your specs? Do you think a intel i5 7400U and a nvidia geforce 1060 3gb asus OC would be able to run this good? Im getting a desktop with those specs and im buying myself an oculus.
I wish that I can hit the like button so many times
OMG more VR pls
i wish you would do gourmet chef job sim
Would be great if you would make a video oculus vs htc vive ;)
He gave you the shame coin you gave hime