I remember when I watched you when you barley had 50k subs. I didn't actually sub till 100k and now you almost at 1m. Impressive blitz impressive. I miss that blitzkriegsler tag still
tip: you can give people stuff and then make it empty and still put the thing in and they will still pay for it for and example you can give someone a slushi and dump it all out and they with still pay for it.
Making infinite bananas when someone tries to rob me is completely something i'd do in a video game
blitz you make the best job simulator videos, you screw around but you also complete the things, everyone else chooses one.
i love blitz's laugh XD
wyatt bluecoat hehehheheheheh *snort* hehehehe
yeah lol
wyatt bluecoat
lol your so right i love his laugh to
Wyatt Bluecoat me to
Your so happy all the time it brightens my day! Thank you for making the videos you do and making my day!
that was funny with all the bananas
It was
Its just as much fun to watch blitz as it is to watch the simulator
Murica: nothing better than a gas station hot dog
Stralia: nothing better than a Bunnings snag
When the robot started talking about slushees and hot dogs, that made me jump.
"My gun is bigger than your gun" (While holding a banana) - Blitz 2k17
I remember when I watched you when you barley had 50k subs. I didn't actually sub till 100k and now you almost at 1m. Impressive blitz impressive. I miss that blitzkriegsler tag still
he had to change it because he didnt want to be associated with naz** :( i started watching when he had 244k subs
Blitz is the best ever I love your videos keep going blitz I will watch every video you make
AHHHHH :C HE NEEDS TO DO MORE VR GAMES!!!
Great vid man, keep up the work!😀
i find it funny that you sold the guy his own glasses XD.
Blitz i really hope you reach 1 million can you do an 1 million special
Indiegamer he will reach 1 million soon with are suppoert!
Your profile picture is cute
XxLigit_GamerxX __ thx
Indiegamer i
TD NC ???
More! And when you complete all the jobs you get golden cartridges
Blitz' job felt like stealing hats and trading them for a hat
Lol. You are having so much fun with this.
Bro you arrested the grandma
Why Not that robber
R.I.P KIND GRAMMER
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I hope little Blitz has fun with other family and gets a ton of friends
I Love VR!
Hope we see more of this game. I wish I had it but I can't justify buying a whole VR set just for this.
You are the best gamer I have ever seen
Blitz your awesome your the best RUclipsr EVER I watch your vids everyday
When he opened the firework and got jump scared 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
yes
i love his voice altogether
I've been here since the beginning of slime rancher and I've never seen your face or you on a facecam, this is awesome!!
5:44 the shadow
blitz have you got a new mic?
also you just made my day 100 times better with does bananas
keep doing what your doing blitz you make us laugh.but like alot.
tip: you can give people stuff and then make it empty and still put the thing in and they will still pay for it for and example you can give someone a slushi and dump it all out and they with still pay for it.
Omg this was the funniest video i have ever watched
I laughed way too hard at this...:)
I love this game!
MORE MORE MORE JOB SIMULATOR!!!
hello my best youtuber :D
your videos is best ever
MORE JOB SIMULATOR PLZ!
Omg you're hilarious. Subscribed and hits bell button
Am laughing to the core man 😂😂
good video
hEY blitz keep up the good work
The office worker is a good one
I quote SomethingElseYT:
“I LOVE bananas”
OH NU HE'S GOT A BANANA GUN
Lol THE BANANA GUN IS DEADLY
And have INFINITE BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
Awesome video!!!
congrats for 1 mill :)
this was five years ago and so far every year i lok at the vid
Bot-what did you fo to my darling
Blitz-give her shuger with not looking
Me dies wit lafter
FINALLY!
yeah
I always get blitz and captain sauce mixed up? Are they the same people?
More this game please i love u
Had me laughing hysterically
Plz play more of this
Blitz is a good youtuber
OMG blitz i love your videos
The guy who wants a burrito sounds so drunk lol
I died at the bandit one
I died at the banana part
Plz do office worker next I think it's the best
hi you are the best youtber EVER
Nooo! I felt bad for granny getting taken away
yay job simulator!
Wow that’s a lot of bananas
Part 2 PLEASE!!!
I wish that I can hit the like button so many times
More Please!
Miss you and love your life so much better than your own man
banana collection.
trys to fill cup* me: thats litarly upsi- blitz: oops its upside down
I love your videos I'm new
Wow so cool :0
Please do another part!
OMG more VR pls
SOO MANY BANANAS!!!!🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
I like his voice
"Hello! I would like to purchase these *C H I P S* "
Oh the bananas!
Da bananas got me dead.
Blitz did u do this vid cause of my suggestion or have people been asking u for a while
Blitz I will make you an offer you can't refuse if I get 30+ likes you have to do more job simulator
what if you only get 30 likes?
Sean Huggett He doesn't have to do it.
Sean Huggett 32 likes
Don't ruin the fun Zarrox...
Yey, now u have got more than double, he does 2 more!
you are the best
Blitz you should of made a jumbo firework seems like a missed opportunity lol
office worker is actually fun tho
Bro i almost died of laughter in this
amaze balls
"The discription nobody looks at"-Bliz 2017
Would love more vids like this like if you agree.
I agree
23:16 safeKEYpeeing
facepalm
Bum dum dshhh
My sister The Jalster Gaming
Parm Takhar I am a BOI
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PLZ PLAY MORE!!
You should do more
i guess you can give THEM THERE fireworks
Would be great if you would make a video oculus vs htc vive ;)
You should make a pool of bananas in behind the counter
maximum energy
I didn’t really like the part where the police showed you the three suspects and you chose the old lady bot.but other than that I loved it.
I subscribed
LOL XD He is my favorite youtuber