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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  5 лет назад +140

    Favourite Johnny Vegas moment?
    Watch the series here -> bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

    • @NefariousPorpoise
      @NefariousPorpoise 5 лет назад +5

      His poem will always be the best Johnny Vegas moment. It was brilliant.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 лет назад +2

      Channel 4 If my life had gone to plan, Rachel Riley would be sitting on my face.

    • @dougshaw8513
      @dougshaw8513 5 лет назад +1

      When he makes Celine Dion cry on Jonathan Ross when he talks about his son, and then soon after is making her piss herself laughing.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 лет назад +2

      The childish way you're writing these titles is making me click an awful lot less Channel 4 videos than I used to, just fyi.

    • @Funkcoma
      @Funkcoma 5 лет назад +1

      It's easier to post if you remove the stick out of your ass first.

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 4 года назад +1177

    “Do you want a wet wipe mate?”
    “Yeah just the one”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @scotthollins4432
    @scotthollins4432 4 года назад +696

    Nothing will ever get better than Johnny Vegas singing “Where Is Love” for no reason whatsoever.

    • @berrychampion3173
      @berrychampion3173 3 года назад +42

      😂😂yeh I love him so much man. I still for the love of god can’t figure out what clicked in his brain where he thought “a necessary thing to do is sing ‘where is love’ right this very moment” ahaha

    • @jaredjones2443
      @jaredjones2443 3 года назад +7

      You and 169 people just didn't get it

    • @vincentrosethorn4886
      @vincentrosethorn4886 3 года назад +3

      “IT WAS ME! I KILLED HIM!”

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 2 года назад +6

      It’s that “PJs” at the end though 😭😂

  • @jaekburn9707
    @jaekburn9707 5 лет назад +650

    "Do you want a wet wipe Johnny?"
    "Oh yeah, just the one"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 3 года назад +522

    Johnny I think is the only guy to consistently make Sean Lock laugh

    • @gdoubleu8045
      @gdoubleu8045 3 года назад +67

      Sean and Johnny are a great pairing. Miles Jupp and Sean as well.

    • @margaritatzaneti2802
      @margaritatzaneti2802 2 года назад +51

      Αnd Joe Wilkinson!

    • @loz1991
      @loz1991 2 года назад +30

      Joe telling his poem about naming people's penis' had sean in stitches

    • @riderzinc
      @riderzinc 2 года назад +21

      Miles Jupp was Sean's partner in crime

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад +4

      @@margaritatzaneti2802 Seeing "old curmudgeon Sean" lose his shit at Joe's antics gets me every time.

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s 5 лет назад +505

    "Please papa, I will practice the piano better next time"

    • @Astrithor
      @Astrithor 2 года назад +2

      Had me in stitches. Not just the delivery, but the bloody pitiful look on his face! XD poor bugger, that was too funny

  • @phoenix1977
    @phoenix1977 5 лет назад +844

    Jimmy : Sean what's your six.
    Sean : Praise.
    Johnny : Well done.

    • @remarcsd
      @remarcsd 3 года назад +6

      He's very quick, and quite possibly the smartest person in the room, unless David Mitchell is there in which case it may be a toss-up.

    • @shanginadildo
      @shanginadildo 2 года назад

      @@remarcsd Lee mack is also very bright

    • @remarcsd
      @remarcsd 2 года назад +2

      @@shanginadildo Indeed, the U.K. has a wealth of incredibly smart, talented and funny comedians, and very sadly lost a giant recently with the death of Sean Lock.

    • @ottojagenstedt9740
      @ottojagenstedt9740 2 года назад +4

      @@remarcsd I'd say he was pretty reasonably sized actually

    • @CudKidi
      @CudKidi 2 года назад

      I missed that one too! Johnny is way more clever than he makes out!

  • @jonnydarkfang2816
    @jonnydarkfang2816 5 лет назад +1201

    I love how much Sean laughs at the big Jonny head!

    • @bkrpndr
      @bkrpndr 5 лет назад +49

      Only few can make sean laugh like that. (ex. Joe Wilkinson)

    • @listertr2756
      @listertr2756 5 лет назад +3

      You know a few means more than one.

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 5 лет назад +10

      @@listertr2756 Yeah, using "few" works fine, I knew what they meant. They meant "only a few people can make Sean laugh", including Jonny and, in their opinion, Joe Wilkinson. More than one.

    • @SweetChuckPi
      @SweetChuckPi 5 лет назад +31

      Also when Miles Jupp brought a picture of Sean as his mascot.

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 5 лет назад +3

      And "ex." is short for "example," meaning one particular reference out of a list of more than one.

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew 5 лет назад +3793

    Romesh doesn't have beef with anyone. He's a vegan

    • @geedub88
      @geedub88 5 лет назад +10

      Beat me too it.

    • @zujaayy799
      @zujaayy799 5 лет назад +4

      hes also muslim

    • @geedub88
      @geedub88 5 лет назад +16

      @@KuSaiki With the way Channel 4 title their videos, I don't think that was the plan.

    • @shizzlers0135
      @shizzlers0135 5 лет назад +51

      +Jm Brads he's not muslim

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 5 лет назад +54

      JM Brads He's Hindu. He said as much on an episode of Mock the Week when he made a joke about reincarnation.

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 5 лет назад +133

    "Oh yeah just the one..." lol killed me.

  • @NeoGee
    @NeoGee 5 лет назад +125

    "They're not allowed clothes at night because it could be misconstrued as a seven letter word!"
    OMG! Ahahahaha!

  • @Morrisseyyy
    @Morrisseyyy 4 года назад +297

    "Father, London's a lonely place" "yep, it's raining here. I'll get your mum"
    Perfect

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 4 года назад +2

      Well done for quoting a video you just watched

    • @mattycollins108
      @mattycollins108 4 года назад +10

      Typical northern dad

    • @mattycollins108
      @mattycollins108 4 года назад +16

      @@swanningabout Get a grip lol

    • @kickbackman1277
      @kickbackman1277 4 года назад +28

      In fairness I am grateful they posted it as I came to the comments because I couldn’t work out what he said

    • @berrychampion3173
      @berrychampion3173 3 года назад +3

      What's next? Well done being a dick

  • @edithcoberman
    @edithcoberman 3 года назад +45

    “I like sugar it makes me sleepy” is an amazing line!

  • @rmc2066
    @rmc2066 5 лет назад +600

    Please compile one of all jokes regarding Jimmy Carr and his taxes

    • @Muckydoggy1
      @Muckydoggy1 4 года назад +26

      RM C I think HMRC have done that one already

    • @chunglebung8988
      @chunglebung8988 4 года назад +26

      What taxes?
      Get it?

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 Год назад +15

    7:14 I love every time Sean laughs at something ridiculous. I'm glad he got a lot of genuine laughs in his [short] time with us. It's sort of hard to make a top-notch comedian laugh.

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC 5 лет назад +42

    “My issue is not with the concept of pyjamas” 😂😂

  • @TheRCScotsman
    @TheRCScotsman 5 лет назад +385

    How about a compilation of those few times that Sean just loses it? Because, THAT was the best part!

  • @tylerstewart4553
    @tylerstewart4553 5 лет назад +29

    Rob Beckett's hysterical laughter makes everything at least 5x more funny.

  • @rooty
    @rooty 3 года назад +20

    Lmfao Claudia's reaction when johnny says they couldn't get clearance for action man

  • @crappymeal
    @crappymeal 5 лет назад +226

    Johnny is very quick witted and creative

  • @smoog
    @smoog 5 лет назад +136

    I feel guilty laughing at Johnny Vegas. He's so funny yet most of his jokes are directed at himself and dealing with the bullying and loneliness he must have had growing up.

  • @paulnewman4624
    @paulnewman4624 4 года назад +39

    Johnny Vegas is just so unpredictable. Just looking at him makes you laugh in anticipation of what is about to come out of his mouth next

  • @jaxonjames5160
    @jaxonjames5160 5 лет назад +120

    Please do a rob Beckett laughing compilation because it gets me every time

  • @jamesmurphy-walsh8966
    @jamesmurphy-walsh8966 5 лет назад +42

    ‘Father London’s a lonely place’ It’s raining here I’ll get ye mum’ I am crying my eyes out in tears of laughter Johnny Vegas is one of the funniest people on the planet !

  • @Thorsbeard
    @Thorsbeard 5 лет назад +41

    haha Sean Lock in stitches before that Johnny Vegas head was bloody hilarious!

  • @omgisthatvik
    @omgisthatvik 5 лет назад +164

    “Oh because you’re an idiot...” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xalcma1138
    @xalcma1138 5 лет назад +317

    please can we have a compilation of Joe Wilkinson saying “I feel sick,” much appreciated

    • @fernehodgson662
      @fernehodgson662 5 лет назад +37

      qlcma and a "ill be honest with you Jimmy" 😂😂😂 hes so great

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 5 лет назад +8

      @@fernehodgson662 "I said don't have an erection"

  • @Marioinsydney
    @Marioinsydney 5 лет назад +85

    So good to see Sean Lock in stitches!

  • @fehoobar
    @fehoobar 2 года назад +7

    Sean and Claudia laughing are two of my favorite things ever.

  • @lewisdaniels3723
    @lewisdaniels3723 5 лет назад +10

    7:08 I love how Sean is watching Johnny and literally just laughing at him like the fan he is!

  • @joeoliver8578
    @joeoliver8578 5 лет назад +30

    Legend says romesh never tried to roast anyone ever again

  • @greghanson869
    @greghanson869 4 года назад +11

    I LOVE how Vegas just cracks Sean up!

  • @gcm747
    @gcm747 2 года назад +10

    I love Sean just laughing uncontrollably at Johnny’s massive replica head.

  • @MetalMannequiin
    @MetalMannequiin 5 лет назад +92

    I have been waiting for a while to see a Johnny Vegas compilation. The man is just hilarious.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад +5

      I like how all the other comics are a bit scared of him.

  • @Cassyn
    @Cassyn 5 лет назад +344

    can we have a compilation of every time Joe is honest with Jimmy

    • @henrithefreak47
      @henrithefreak47 5 лет назад +38

      "I'll be honest with you mate, ..."

    • @DanaBlackCEO
      @DanaBlackCEO 4 года назад +11

      “... theres been a couple of fuck ups”

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 3 года назад +5

      "Thick as pig shit aren't you"

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 5 лет назад +357

    What happens in Vegas, mostly stays in Vegas.

    • @truckerfromreno
      @truckerfromreno 5 лет назад +1

      Thatto Heath.

    • @emmacassidy8482
      @emmacassidy8482 5 лет назад +1

      Unless Sennakot helps out...

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 5 лет назад

      Except herpes, he’s given that to more than a few.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 лет назад +1

      Hideous life altering financial decisions, made while drunk and sleep deprived?
      Please, by all means, stay in bloody Vegas! O__O

    • @kittyprydex
      @kittyprydex 4 года назад

      What happens to Vegas comes out as well-drawn but depressing drawings

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 3 года назад +8

    Sean: "Praise"
    Johnny: "Well done"

  • @blakerobins2660
    @blakerobins2660 4 года назад +5

    I genuinely believe the funniest part of this video is the fact that he got ‘frog’ 😂

  • @abigaillucymather9274
    @abigaillucymather9274 5 лет назад +12

    The phone/phone bit had me howling 😂 love the North v South accent.

  • @cashcleaner
    @cashcleaner 3 года назад +1

    “Oh yeah, just the one”. 😂

  • @joshuawesbroom5054
    @joshuawesbroom5054 Год назад +2

    Years later and me and my friends can just say anything he's said and we just crack up... "like I offer any threat" is just pure class

  • @smee7683
    @smee7683 5 лет назад +6

    you know its funny when Sean is just sitting there laughing

  • @eetuturkka4733
    @eetuturkka4733 4 года назад +4

    I love how Johnny says "in fairness" like everyone else would say "in furnace"...

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 5 лет назад +402

    He's right, its not a bloody iPad, surely you could have cleared action man for johnny Vegas, channel 4?! :)

    • @McShane1996
      @McShane1996 5 лет назад +7

      Probably with more time I think that stuff is very last minute

    • @JohnD640
      @JohnD640 5 лет назад +2

      They're very homophobic.

    • @TetrisH8er
      @TetrisH8er 5 лет назад +7

      The BBC never has issues with his shirts on QI, where he wore a Pokéball/Star Wars shirt and Bill Bailey wore Naruto shirts. They seem to have better producers.

    • @tartfuel
      @tartfuel 5 лет назад +3

      @@McShane1996 No, it has to do with the sexual jokes on the show. It's a children's toy and the company wants to protect its reputation.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 лет назад +13

      No Action Man
      No Toblerone
      Channel 4 obviously has a hideous prejudice against 1987

  • @69bock69
    @69bock69 5 лет назад +37

    Johnny is a legend, off the cuff epic

  • @biggingeryeti
    @biggingeryeti 5 лет назад +18

    Romesh and Vegas need a talk show together.

  • @johnyesjustjohn
    @johnyesjustjohn 4 года назад +11

    8:15 I jokingly said JEOPARDS meaning “leopards but dangerous”, but it turns out to be a real word meaning “jeopardizes!”

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 15 дней назад

      I knew a bloke who get jeopardized by a jeopard once. Nasty way to go.

  • @Jmvars
    @Jmvars 5 лет назад +9

    6:13 had me in tears 😂
    Never laughed this hard at anything on Countdown 😂

  • @Clayton_Stewart
    @Clayton_Stewart 3 года назад +1

    I'm from the US, and I may not understand all the slang used, but I understand enough to laugh my ass off. I love these videos so damn much.

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse 3 года назад +2

      My favorite one that isn't mentioned much. They use ' pissed' to mean drunk rather than angry.

  • @oOMonkeyMagicOo
    @oOMonkeyMagicOo 5 лет назад +83

    Moral is, don't try and go head to head with Johnny Vegas, he is on another level!

    • @Asmov
      @Asmov 5 лет назад +8

      Well compared to Romesh who's range is :"I'm black but i call it brown" all the way upto "I'm vegan". Oh and the deadpan delivery cause that makes it better.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад +6

      I like how he just doesn't give a fuck and will just keep talking with no idea where it's going.
      You can tell other comics are a bit wary/afraid of him.

  • @mattcullen6109
    @mattcullen6109 5 лет назад +2

    I love Johnny and Romesh. 2 very funny blokes. This show and wilty really brighten up my day

  • @heymrguitarman7637
    @heymrguitarman7637 3 года назад +13

    Vegas is so funny he deserves a knighthood for services to mankind. Absolute legend

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon 2 года назад +1

      Imagine his acceptance speech...

  • @potatosalad3832
    @potatosalad3832 5 лет назад +20

    They are true comedians 🤣

  • @GM-tg9qk
    @GM-tg9qk 5 лет назад +6

    Johnny and Sean are a match made in heaven!

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 лет назад +4

    Sean losing it from 6:58 is the best part of the video

  • @rabtrueblue1
    @rabtrueblue1 5 лет назад +30

    Praise
    Well done 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Prog47
    @Prog47 3 года назад +2

    Helicopter pilot in barbados is so spot on lol

  • @danceswithvirginiawoolfs8963
    @danceswithvirginiawoolfs8963 5 лет назад +8

    FROG
    so cute

  • @him050
    @him050 5 лет назад +2

    You know I've never really noticed in the past how much Johnny Vegas kicks off!

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse Год назад +2

    claudia is my favorite guest, she is so sweet and the perfect side laugher

  • @wendyraymond1751
    @wendyraymond1751 5 лет назад +2

    tears x I'm crying x jonny Vegas x so funny x thanku x love u x god bless

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire 5 лет назад +1

    Johnny Vegas was one of my favourite comedians as a kid, and i still fucking love him, this basically had me howling that entire thing, fuck that man's brilliant :')

  • @UwUshun
    @UwUshun 4 года назад +2

    "I started crying, Jimmy"

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 6 месяцев назад

    3:52 had me in bits when I saw it on tv 🤣

  • @CRAiCED.
    @CRAiCED. 5 лет назад +1

    The actual look of PAIN and regret in Johnny's face at 0:41 haunts me

  • @priceyboyj2011
    @priceyboyj2011 5 лет назад +3

    Johnny vegas is an absolute legend and really funny lol

  • @Becca_blogs
    @Becca_blogs 5 лет назад

    Was actually more giddy at the fact I managed to get some good words there 😆

  • @tealeq4010
    @tealeq4010 5 лет назад +2

    I'm going to start using the phrase 'emotionally naked' now

  • @MrBaronCabron
    @MrBaronCabron 4 года назад +4

    johnny vegas is that comedian you don't really remember as being funny but then watch and realise he's fucking great...then a few years later you think of him again and the cycle repeats.

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 5 лет назад +3

    "I thought you were going to ask me why I'm wearing this ridiculous fucking shirt! It's got naked women on it, I look like I fly an 'elicopter in Barbados!"

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 5 лет назад +2

    The giant head part is so funny

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 5 лет назад +4

    “Oh yeah, just the one” 😂

  • @omnivorousbiped2447
    @omnivorousbiped2447 5 лет назад +8

    Michael Pennington is a genius.

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 5 лет назад +61

    It's kind of ironic Johnny Vegas used to endorse clothes that were aimed at fat people (Jacamo). But he couldn't find a shirt that fit. 😂😂😂

  • @jacob_filmmaker
    @jacob_filmmaker 4 года назад +2

    2:44 "It's Arse!" 😂
    5:31 "Frog..." 😂
    9:04 Johnny's Voice Kills Me 😂

  • @TheTURKISHDELIGHT98
    @TheTURKISHDELIGHT98 5 лет назад +18

    Jonny Vegas is my spirit animal

  • @SAVANTI711
    @SAVANTI711 5 лет назад +20

    Johnny is a funny bastard

  • @lewisrowley3429
    @lewisrowley3429 5 лет назад +7

    I like how Johnny Vegas never noticed 'Ruin' 5:15

  • @WilliamAndrews0
    @WilliamAndrews0 4 года назад +2

    I just love the sentence "my issue is not with the concept of pyjamas"

  • @raysravens52
    @raysravens52 2 года назад

    I love that as soon as Johnny said he got a four I immediately saw the frog and knew it had to be the answer.

  • @jorgepeterbarton
    @jorgepeterbarton 5 лет назад +2

    that head's from the show Ideal where he's persued by an obsessive necrophiliac that builds a shrine in her cupboard (which he does sleep with) because he's so 'immobile'.

  • @azdavies87
    @azdavies87 5 лет назад +1

    I love the he his back on TV more often. R.I.P Shooting Stars

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 5 лет назад +4

    Michael Pennington is an utter genius.

  • @StanleyKubick1
    @StanleyKubick1 5 лет назад

    I dearly love this man

  • @charliegoerges7620
    @charliegoerges7620 10 месяцев назад

    Johnny’s existential humor hits hard and is so hilarious

  • @alfieingrouille1528
    @alfieingrouille1528 Год назад

    Just the one 😂😂

  • @Bowlymania
    @Bowlymania 4 месяца назад

    That 3 foot eclair is one of the greatest unexpected moments on CatsDown

  • @annetjievz
    @annetjievz 5 лет назад +1

    I think Johnny is one of the few people who can make Sean roar out a belly-laugh.

  • @kerrymdare
    @kerrymdare 5 лет назад +7

    I LOVE Johnny Vegas!! Genius.

  • @MrEd94
    @MrEd94 5 лет назад +4

    "Oh yeah, just the one"

  • @Leiwi
    @Leiwi Год назад

    I quote "i like sugar it makes me sleepy" every time i decide between regular and light soda

  • @jim0240
    @jim0240 5 лет назад +13

    I'd vote for him to be supreme leader. Even if I had the choice.

  • @MrSammyboy94
    @MrSammyboy94 4 года назад +1

    The definition of Chaotic Good

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 7 месяцев назад

    Sean: Praise.
    Johnny: Well done.
    😅

  • @victoriabitter1000
    @victoriabitter1000 4 года назад +2

    Johnny is one of the only people iv seen make Sean genuinely laugh..

  • @keironwright6947
    @keironwright6947 5 лет назад +9

    Love Johnny Vegas with the chocolate éclair it reminds me of myself in Amsterdam with the munchies!

  • @seanycage2610
    @seanycage2610 5 лет назад +1

    It's not fair how Johnny Vegas is so funny.

  • @mickharrison90
    @mickharrison90 5 лет назад +1

    Always a good sight seeing Shaun in bits

  • @cristianevargas831
    @cristianevargas831 5 лет назад +2

    Looking at the comments, a couple people missed that "EARWIG" (a type of insect) was spelled out (3:05) which is why Johnny said that got them "out of jail." Out of curiosity, how many people missed this?

  • @caleyhall
    @caleyhall 2 года назад

    I got ‘Drapes’ on the last one.