Missions Time Stamp 02:30 Start 03:02 Big Smoke 03:03 Sweet & Kendl 06:00 Ryder 08:02 Tagging Up Turf 10:29 Cleaning The Hood 12:09 Drive - Trhu 13:55 Nines & Aks 16:56 Og Loc 20:21 Life's A Beach 23:20 Running Dog 24:36 Drive - By 26:59 Sweet's Girl 28:48 Ceasar Vialpando 32:46 High Stakes, Low - rider 35:07 Madd Dogg's Rhymes 38:00 Management Issues 40:05 House Party 40:54 Burning Desire 44:13 Wrong Side Of The Tracks 45:49Just bussiness 51:53 Doberman 55:40 Gray Imports 57:57 Home Invasion 01:01:30 House Party 01:02:28 Catalyst 01:05:05 Robbing Uncle Sam 01:09:03 Los Sepulcros 01:12:42 Reuniting The Families 01:18:13 The Green Sabre 01:20:50 Badlands 01:24:36 Firts Date 01:25:07 Tanker Commander 01:27:28 Body Harvest 01:31:04 Body Harvest (Attemp 02) 01:33:44 King In Exile 01:36:09 Firts Base 01:39:34 Gone Courting 01:40:12 Local Liquor Store 01:41:17 Made In Heaven 01:41:45 Against All Odds 01:44:28 Wu Zi Mu 01:47:16 Farewell, My Love... 01:51:54 Are You Going To San Fierro? 01:54:46 Wear Flowers In Your Hair 01:58:01 555 We Tip 02:03:18 Deconstrouction 02:04:56 Photo Opportunity 02:14:50 Jizzy 02:20:31 T-bone Mendez 02:24:22 Outrider 02:26:57 Snail Trail 02:34:54 Ice Cold Killa 02:37:36 Pier 69 02:39:34 Torreno Last Flight 02:42:00 Monster 02:49:47 Back To School (Driving) 02:51:52 Highjack 03:00:42 Verdant Meadows 03:01:59 Learning To Fly 03:09:12 Stowaway 03:12:07 Fender Ketchup 03:13:33 Explosive Situation 03:17:26 You've Had Your Chips 03:20:48 Don Peyote 03:25:47 Intensive Care 03:31:04 The Meat Business 03:34:35 Fish in A Barrel 03:35:37 Madd Dogg 03:37:49 Misappropriation 03:41:04 Black Project 03:46:11 Saint Mark's Bistro 03:51:36 A Home In The Hills 03:54:54 Vertical Bird 04:01:56 Home Coming 04:04:51 Beat Down B Dup 04:08:05 Cut Throat Business 04:13:12 Riot 04:17:28 Los Desperados 04:21:12 Los Desperados (Double) 04:24:11 End Of The Line (Phase 03)
Well, it makes sense - you're supposed to fake an accident, so the dude stops and gets out, then you have to repair the car and not damage it on your way to meet up so nobody's suspicious. Fake accidents, breakchecks, boxing in are all "strats" for real life car theft (aka grand theft auto, used in the United States for motor vehicle theft).
I remember I spent more than 4 days trying to do that Zero's airplane mission where you need to destroy certain objectives around San Fierro and come back to the store before you run out of fuel. That was one of the most difficult missions I did in my gaming life
@@lefroste6370 fact : you can skip the zero missions , if don't do the first mission of zero we don't need to go to drive school and a that crap missions such as test drive , gray imports , and zeroing in
3:17:43 "-One day this game will be like that, we'll do boat school and the game will just end. In the remastered version no less. -Yeah, then we'd all have to switch to windows 10." Foreshadowing, except it wasn't Boat School, it was blowing up fucking Ryders car...
I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid. Unfortunately I never finished it due to missions not appearing. Thought my disc was broken. Tried fixing it with toothpaste, never worked. Never found the answer. Until now. Decided to pay attention to the last mission I remembered. They talked about soft locking the game when you blow the car up too fast (1:03:15). I was like 10 years old when playing this lol I'm kinda proud of myself for being such a speedrunner lol
had so much fun watching this. the commentators were perfect for this run. wish I could be there for the next ESA but damn tickets to Sweden are expensive
it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot. it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot.
@@felipe.23 You mean the boat school? From what I know the town it's located in is accessible from the very start of the game, and with careful manoeuvring you can get there without getting 4 stars. I don't remember if the school itself is accessible at that point, or do you have to first get access to driving school in SF first, I also don't know if it's changed in mobile/Windows Store edition. That being said, there were some shenanigans with it and mission scripts in mobile/WS edition that were looked into before AJS was found and optimised.
@@rubbers3 He alluded to Vice City any% being completely broken with SSU (taking WR from 50-something minutes to under 10) in a way that's not fun or entertaining to do, hence why most Vice City runs at marathons are in the "Any% No SSU" category. San Andreas any% was broken in about the same way less than a month after this run (now taking 20 minutes instead of 4 hours) and just like VC, true any% isn't popular and "Any% No AJS" (essentially what Joshimuz is unning there) is what people actually compete in because it's way more fun. I've thought for a while that when speedrunners say "game is dead", it means that the WR has been perfectly optimized and there's no way to improve on it, but what it actually means is the fastest way through the game is no longer skillful or engaging. That's what happened to both VC and SA.
3:17:45 didn't see this was from when it was and I'm only new into SA Speed Runs so didn't realize ASJ didn't exist. Pretty cool foreshadowing considering he said this like 16 years after the game came out and only a few months later...
About 30:10, while the lowrider mission - how to get that effect? Using air-ride and driving? Should I use same kays to run and turn and take the wheels up? Greetings \m/
I remember spending weeks only playing this game when it came out on ps2, cool to hear it was harder when it first came out and knowing i completed it back then xd
@@bigsmoke6872 There is a new strat that makes it possible to complete the game in under 15 minutes lol. Here's Josh' attempt: ruclips.net/video/fzRu01ZmnW0/видео.html
I've been watching this GTA videos for the last couple of days and I just re-installed the game to play it, it gave me such nostalgic goosebumps. I had forgotten I also installed ENB series...better graphics than the Definitive Edition without the glitches
I like how josh mentions that gta sa can be ended quickly like in gta vice city then one month later it does and you can now finish the game in 14 minutes
The AI being better at shooting if you drove a car is news to me. Never knew that. I think I remember learning about the NRG motorbike being in that car park from a Zmoonchild video. What happens if you kill Hazer's killer with the parachute?
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Missions Time Stamp
02:30 Start
03:02 Big Smoke
03:03 Sweet & Kendl
06:00 Ryder
08:02 Tagging Up Turf
10:29 Cleaning The Hood
12:09 Drive - Trhu
13:55 Nines & Aks
16:56 Og Loc
20:21 Life's A Beach
23:20 Running Dog
24:36 Drive - By
26:59 Sweet's Girl
28:48 Ceasar Vialpando
32:46 High Stakes, Low - rider
35:07 Madd Dogg's Rhymes
38:00 Management Issues
40:05 House Party
40:54 Burning Desire
44:13 Wrong Side Of The Tracks
45:49Just bussiness
51:53 Doberman
55:40 Gray Imports
57:57 Home Invasion
01:01:30 House Party
01:02:28 Catalyst
01:05:05 Robbing Uncle Sam
01:09:03 Los Sepulcros
01:12:42 Reuniting The Families
01:18:13 The Green Sabre
01:20:50 Badlands
01:24:36 Firts Date
01:25:07 Tanker Commander
01:27:28 Body Harvest
01:31:04 Body Harvest (Attemp 02)
01:33:44 King In Exile
01:36:09 Firts Base
01:39:34 Gone Courting
01:40:12 Local Liquor Store
01:41:17 Made In Heaven
01:41:45 Against All Odds
01:44:28 Wu Zi Mu
01:47:16 Farewell, My Love...
01:51:54 Are You Going To San Fierro?
01:54:46 Wear Flowers In Your Hair
01:58:01 555 We Tip
02:03:18 Deconstrouction
02:04:56 Photo Opportunity
02:14:50 Jizzy
02:20:31 T-bone Mendez
02:24:22 Outrider
02:26:57 Snail Trail
02:34:54 Ice Cold Killa
02:37:36 Pier 69
02:39:34 Torreno Last Flight
02:42:00 Monster
02:49:47 Back To School (Driving)
02:51:52 Highjack
03:00:42 Verdant Meadows
03:01:59 Learning To Fly
03:09:12 Stowaway
03:12:07 Fender Ketchup
03:13:33 Explosive Situation
03:17:26 You've Had Your Chips
03:20:48 Don Peyote
03:25:47 Intensive Care
03:31:04 The Meat Business
03:34:35 Fish in A Barrel
03:35:37 Madd Dogg
03:37:49 Misappropriation
03:41:04 Black Project
03:46:11 Saint Mark's Bistro
03:51:36 A Home In The Hills
03:54:54 Vertical Bird
04:01:56 Home Coming
04:04:51 Beat Down B Dup
04:08:05 Cut Throat Business
04:13:12 Riot
04:17:28 Los Desperados
04:21:12 Los Desperados (Double)
04:24:11 End Of The Line (Phase 03)
my guy legend
Thank you
Ur a legend for typing all of these dammmm
Legend
thanks man
The amount of time it takes him to finish the game is the same amount of time I take to follow the damn train.
SIIIT....
Samee
True dat 😂🤣
ahh shit...
here we go again
Bro that mission is so easy
2:35 Video starts here
Thanks dude
you are real g
Good looks
Thanks man
Well i aint impressed cus he crashed the bike in like under 10 seconds wtf.
Awww shit, here we go again
i knew someone gonna type this lol
Ah shit not awww dude
Big smoke it's me carl chill chill !!😆
Oh*
Yayy
I love R* logic.
38:43 *Damage* the car
38:48 *Don't damage* the car
lol
normally it would tell you to take it to a pay n spray before you get the "Don't damage the car" instruction
Well, it makes sense - you're supposed to fake an accident, so the dude stops and gets out, then you have to repair the car and not damage it on your way to meet up so nobody's suspicious. Fake accidents, breakchecks, boxing in are all "strats" for real life car theft (aka grand theft auto, used in the United States for motor vehicle theft).
@@nelsongranzow1197 yes lol XD lol
Lollll
this game and the city is fresher in my memory than any game in the last 10 years. feels like yesterday
I remember I spent more than 4 days trying to do that Zero's airplane mission where you need to destroy certain objectives around San Fierro and come back to the store before you run out of fuel. That was one of the most difficult missions I did in my gaming life
Yeah
true
once you beat it once ,it becomes pretty simple
@@lefroste6370 fact : you can skip the zero missions , if don't do the first mission of zero we don't need to go to drive school and a that crap missions such as test drive , gray imports , and zeroing in
Bro the train chase with smoke killed me spent 2 years of my life on that shit
Oh my god. I haven’t watched this dude for over a year and this just popped up in my feed. I’m so happy
3:17:44 "One day this game will be like that" - Not even a month later: The game is like that! Any% WR 15 minutes!
It was already like that!! - after this run, Josh did a run of it and for like 16 mins or so :D
24:02 holy f... Nice
That kill was smooth af.
Funk ?
F
Crisp clean lock boys, doesn’t get more horseshit than that
Nice
This run is fake. There was no random plane crashing into him.
whats the timestamp?
bruh 💀
@@felixsot8210 its a random speedrun not this speedrun its not on twitch bruh
ahahha
@@chrisjordanmirador well, this is da TWITCH
3:17:43
"-One day this game will be like that, we'll do boat school and the game will just end. In the remastered version no less.
-Yeah, then we'd all have to switch to windows 10."
Foreshadowing, except it wasn't Boat School, it was blowing up fucking Ryders car...
Well, now we have a remaster and nothing changed :D
Funny how Josh blew up Ryder's car for the lols here
@@AdamOBrien29its not for the lols, it lets tou skip a usually unskippable cutscene later in the mission.
1:30:06 lol. Omega is so happy that josh hit the same tree XD
I was so salty for him lmao
XD lol
21:21 is the smartest thing i ever witnessed
Not gonna lie, joshimuz is the type of figure every community should have. Really humble a nice person!
ya but he gets mad and put sub only on stream
I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid. Unfortunately I never finished it due to missions not appearing. Thought my disc was broken. Tried fixing it with toothpaste, never worked. Never found the answer. Until now. Decided to pay attention to the last mission I remembered. They talked about soft locking the game when you blow the car up too fast (1:03:15). I was like 10 years old when playing this lol I'm kinda proud of myself for being such a speedrunner lol
You need to gain 30% of gang territories for the final mission to appear
@@MrJohnlennon007 he didnt even finish LS
Real fans know that big smoke starts poppin up on the radio when you get to SF and OG loc too
yeah bro wctr is my favorite radio station
2:18:05
in Joel's voice
*A C C I D E N T E S*
Alternative EFG i see you're a man of culture as well
Hola
2:18:05
Josh, youre such a chill dude. Love it
Is he always condescending or is it just this video?
Heyim18bro always
@@Heyim18bro he's just british
44:40 One of me most epic missions ever! :D
ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
@@execute6200 Yeahh xD
*One of the
This guy not follow the damn train XD
And the easiest
3:02:10 I really don't want to follow that instruction in 2020
Noc
lol i know what u mean
ahahahhaa
How about 2021 ?
And 2021
Really great run, thanks for that experience! Also for the great chaos run!
Loved the run, especially when things picked up in the second half, great job Joshimuz
2:31:48 Now we found who killed JFK
Damn 😂🤦🏾♂️
This Is Hands Down The Most Impressive Shit I've Ever Seen Seriously 🤯
as usual, josh is cursed to play san andreas until death and beyond.
Great to see that the most watched runs are by Josh and Kuru.
29:26
OH MY GOD!
Nice
Thats easy
3 best Grand Theft Auto players in one table good to watch.
54:53 _2 years later, on the same mission, same commentator, and the same event ..._
Excellent run, excellent commentary.
Wild Zero on est là
29:41 Car facts. That's why you pick flames, kids
2:30:06 Insurance fraud, right there!
😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂😂
31:24 where can I find this video?
For anyone still wondering it's
www.twitch.tv/videos/470090195
on the 58:20 mark
@@smitemus get a cake
Joshimuz around near the end of 2019: Rookie numbers
**Joshimuz Breathes**
Audience : Woooo!!! **Claps*
6:27 its because after the haircut, Ryder talks to you in a unskipable cutscene and if you fail the mission first it wont be trigerred
3:17:45 any% asj predictions
After watching reset play for 4 hours on gdq at 6am with little to no audiences, this looks so much much much more merrier and lively 😂
I can't believe how many glitches there are, you guys are able to speed almost every mission because of it
Now they just get skipped
Link to joshimuz text to speech donation mission. ruclips.net/video/P7qcDtmq2mc/видео.html The clip is referenced during this mission at 1:42:16
Man, SA might be the hardest game to run. I've been watching for almost 2 years and still miss some of the minor details of the game.
Finally the Run I was waiting for
1:49:10 Okay, that donation was funny as hell
more than 4hrs watching a speedrun is easier than studying Thermal dynamics
Actually brother!
oh i hear ya
yes
Bruh I didn't even know you could use a car in the first mission 😂
You also can use bike
You can even use any vehicle
I didn't know you could do any of the shit these guys are doing in all of the missions
You know something, I take it back. Ol' Joshimuz still got it.
I lost my shit when he did the lowrider challenge driving around killing everyone....I laughed for 5 minutes in tears.
Same 💀
@@edwingonzalez4980 Time stamp?
@@pyrex5594 30:10
still my favorite san andreas speedrun i've watched. i love listening to these 3 just shoot the shit about this game.
had so much fun watching this. the commentators were perfect for this run. wish I could be there for the next ESA but damn tickets to Sweden are expensive
1:59:46 and pause
I dont get it
What?
bug
Bug? Where?
Hand
The zero star glitch is so big brain.
Who ever got the idea for it is a genious
Timecode?
@@caesar419 2:55:56
? which ? lol XD
"Ah, Beverley would be so proud of you boy!" as CJ's repeatedly popping Big Smoke full of holes haha
Great run :)
And emmet XD lol
I know before even watching that it's gonna be a great one
The Los Santos part of the speedrun is longer than the entire GTA 3 speedrun
1:30:55 MISSION FAILED
it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot. it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot.
Rewatching this in July of 2020, feels weird seeing a run of this length called "Any%" now, and not "Any% no AJS"
More weird is Josh talking about the whole game skip in Las Venturas
@@felipe.23 You mean the boat school? From what I know the town it's located in is accessible from the very start of the game, and with careful manoeuvring you can get there without getting 4 stars. I don't remember if the school itself is accessible at that point, or do you have to first get access to driving school in SF first, I also don't know if it's changed in mobile/Windows Store edition.
That being said, there were some shenanigans with it and mission scripts in mobile/WS edition that were looked into before AJS was found and optimised.
@@rubbers3 He alluded to Vice City any% being completely broken with SSU (taking WR from 50-something minutes to under 10) in a way that's not fun or entertaining to do, hence why most Vice City runs at marathons are in the "Any% No SSU" category. San Andreas any% was broken in about the same way less than a month after this run (now taking 20 minutes instead of 4 hours) and just like VC, true any% isn't popular and "Any% No AJS" (essentially what Joshimuz is unning there) is what people actually compete in because it's way more fun.
I've thought for a while that when speedrunners say "game is dead", it means that the WR has been perfectly optimized and there's no way to improve on it, but what it actually means is the fastest way through the game is no longer skillful or engaging. That's what happened to both VC and SA.
@@farishriskey Arbitrary Jump in Script
AWESOME work!
2:04:13 The timing is too perfect
3:17:45 didn't see this was from when it was and I'm only new into SA Speed Runs so didn't realize ASJ didn't exist. Pretty cool foreshadowing considering he said this like 16 years after the game came out and only a few months later...
KZ_Frew keeping the vibe fun and lighthearted through the whole run
1:54:50 trevor
Thanks for doing this :)
It's incredible how different the run is now compared to 19'
I love watching these at work
About 30:10, while the lowrider mission - how to get that effect? Using air-ride and driving? Should I use same kays to run and turn and take the wheels up? Greetings \m/
ESC x2
Its never a bad time to see GTA SA speedrun, especially if done by joshi
I remember spending weeks only playing this game when it came out on ps2, cool to hear it was harder when it first came out and knowing i completed it back then xd
What r u doin during quarantine?
Me: "Watching someone finished GTA SA straight 4 hour"
Very happy for you kind Sir! I will not speak of anything, bc I don’t understand the reason. Awesome run!! Thank you very much!☮️
I've watched the entire thing 3 times over the years
Remember when this time was still a thing?
When your parents told you that you can only play video games just 4 hour at weekend.
Hey *Joshimuz* I'm watching this w my 1st Ex-Wifes, 4th Husbands, 2nd Wifes Boyfriends Dog... Keep it up Broseff
Who's broseff
These guys know so many strange tricks I have heard of never before...
Yes. Especially the duping and the zero star glitch. Like how the hell man! Big thumbs up to those who discovered that shit.
@@bigsmoke6872 There is a new strat that makes it possible to complete the game in under 15 minutes lol. Here's Josh' attempt: ruclips.net/video/fzRu01ZmnW0/видео.html
Very entertaining run, runner and commentators.
i remember myself throwing a grenade at the house in home invasion
Falls off bridge: 'Bike Skill +'
Run star at 2:32
''You'd save time on speedruns if you had shorter hair''
*When you mod your Sultan in San Fierro and you tap a car and your front bumper is all twisted and mangled*
I've been watching this GTA videos for the last couple of days and I just re-installed the game to play it, it gave me such nostalgic goosebumps. I had forgotten I also installed ENB series...better graphics than the Definitive Edition without the glitches
Watched the whole run, wasnt disappointed
I was thinking about attending this year ESA but got lost with flies from uk to copenhagen :P will try again next year :D
Great run!
Enjoyed every single minute.
2nd time watching still can't tell who is talking when.
a lot of people say this, but i love san andreas the most. it’s the best gta.
Damn, comparing this to the 2023 run, so much stuff got skipped
You didn't think you'd watch all of it, did you?
1:39:06 this is reall good
3:07:10 Bruh i laughed so hard
Yea 10yo
I like how josh mentions that gta sa can be ended quickly like in gta vice city
then one month later it does and you can now finish the game in 14 minutes
1:07:25 HATE THIS MISSION
Same
Same
Me: takes 4 hours to get to badlands
Josh: takes 4 hours to complete
Takes me 2 day fulltime to complete this game without cheat
@@seringusually takes me 2 day full time to complete 'learning to fly' mission 😂
1:17:45 is a clip that I think would leave alot of parents and dumb journalists a bit stuck!
The AI being better at shooting if you drove a car is news to me. Never knew that.
I think I remember learning about the NRG motorbike being in that car park from a Zmoonchild video.
What happens if you kill Hazer's killer with the parachute?
never got the fast forward mouse movements it actually makes the cares disappear man holy shit
1:10:24
Yes! GTA 5 had a serious issue with super scripted and linear missions.
I miss watching this. So much nostalgia.
:/ FeelsBadMan
CJ: Gets a hair cut
Crowd for some reason: *excited clapping and cheering*