I'm a trucker, that means "LOTS of trips to public bathrooms" is in my job description. One day, I was in a Truck stop bathroom. I sit down in a stall to... "take care of business" when it becomes apparent that i'm not the only one in here. In the stall next to me I hear a few quiet grunts. Instinctively, I think "okay, thats not very weird, dudes probably having trouble." So I ignore him. So i'm over here "fighting my own battle" while silently rooting for this dude's "safe passage," when I finally hear it, a very quiet higher pitched male moan. It was at that moment that I realized what was up, THAT dude wasn't alone in that stall... and once I noticed, I had clarity enough to pick out the telltale sounds of lip smacking... IT WAS ALL TOO CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT I WAS INTERRUPTING SOMETHING! There were two dudes in the stall next to me, AND ONE OF THEM WAS BLOWING YANKEE DOODLE ON THE OTHER ONE'S WHISTLE! Now, i'm no homophobe, and i'm not one to judge or be a blocker, so I decided to stay silent and "hasten my evacuation." All was going to plan and I waa about finished up when I heard the reciever say in an old gravely voice "BOY! I kInDa FeEl LiKe A pEiCe Of CaNdY!" With a little disgust and my views of lollipops very SUDDENLY RUINED, I stood and NOPED the fuck out of that bathroom, leaving it to the twosome. It may be a tame yet mildly crude euphemism, but I may never look at a sucker the same way again...
5:58 Original phrase: "God bless you" (after a sneeze) Reason: When you sneeze, your heart literally skips a beat. Whether this is like "bless you" as in "I hope you're ok" or as in "you're lucky you're ok...", I have no idea.
We went to Vegas a couple years ago and my wife went to the bathroom. She sat down in stall, starts her business and look over. Someone is looking at her through a hole in the stall wall, just their eyes. She couldn’t see if it was a man or a woman but to this day she won’t go to public restrooms. Freaked her out for life.
I worked at a school district with 3 high schools 3 Jr high and 14 elementary schools. Well I worked at 1 of the high schools and the week before Thanksgiving break I was in the males faculty bathroom and I heard a male and female voice and a door open and shut. I looked over my shoulder and didn't see nobody. I turned around after taking a pee and seen a 16yo girl looking at me eyes wide open and mouth dropped not thinking I still had my penis out both of us shocked she turns around and runs out of the bathroom. The next day I reported it to my boss he asked me questions and said since you didn't say or do anything sexual it's not your fault. Told my mom that and Said the first person to see my penis it had to be a 16yo girl
Was on a roadtrip before my senior year of HS with my grandpa, dad, and my brother-I-never-had. We'd been driving all day and stopped at a KOA campground, both of us went to the shitter before bed. While we're taking the Browns to the Superbowl, this dude, obviously drunk out of his gourd, came in to make room for more beer. Except... apparently he got excited while shaking. Definitely more than three times. We heard him moan to himself, "Ooohhh... that feels good...." followed by more rapid shaking sounds. I try to hold back a snort that triggers a massive fart. Halfway through my brother starts belly laughing a few stalls down, which causes me to belly laugh, now both of us are loudly ripping ass laughing uproariously while this drunk guy that tried to rub one out in the urinal is hastily ending his proclivities and hurrying out of the bathroom. 10/10 best deuce I ever dropped.
“Apparently, I was the first one that looked up. We now have a discord”
Idk 🤷♂️
I'm a trucker, that means "LOTS of trips to public bathrooms" is in my job description.
One day, I was in a Truck stop bathroom. I sit down in a stall to... "take care of business" when it becomes apparent that i'm not the only one in here. In the stall next to me I hear a few quiet grunts. Instinctively, I think "okay, thats not very weird, dudes probably having trouble." So I ignore him.
So i'm over here "fighting my own battle" while silently rooting for this dude's "safe passage," when I finally hear it, a very quiet higher pitched male moan. It was at that moment that I realized what was up, THAT dude wasn't alone in that stall... and once I noticed, I had clarity enough to pick out the telltale sounds of lip smacking...
IT WAS ALL TOO CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT I WAS INTERRUPTING SOMETHING! There were two dudes in the stall next to me, AND ONE OF THEM WAS BLOWING YANKEE DOODLE ON THE OTHER ONE'S WHISTLE!
Now, i'm no homophobe, and i'm not one to judge or be a blocker, so I decided to stay silent and "hasten my evacuation." All was going to plan and I waa about finished up when I heard the reciever say in an old gravely voice "BOY! I kInDa FeEl LiKe A pEiCe Of CaNdY!"
With a little disgust and my views of lollipops very SUDDENLY RUINED, I stood and NOPED the fuck out of that bathroom, leaving it to the twosome. It may be a tame yet mildly crude euphemism, but I may never look at a sucker the same way again...
The last one had me dying LFMAO great video!
5:58
Original phrase: "God bless you" (after a sneeze)
Reason: When you sneeze, your heart literally skips a beat. Whether this is like "bless you" as in "I hope you're ok" or as in "you're lucky you're ok...", I have no idea.
We went to Vegas a couple years ago and my wife went to the bathroom. She sat down in stall, starts her business and look over. Someone is looking at her through a hole in the stall wall, just their eyes. She couldn’t see if it was a man or a woman but to this day she won’t go to public restrooms. Freaked her out for life.
bro how is fiding goldfish in a sink NSFW???
Goldfishophobia is a very underestimated epedemic
I want to know how story 1 ends, can’t leave me with a cliffhanger
Dude in story six is 100% the main character
6:22 the funniest thing I have ever heard from someone using the toilet😂
I worked at a school district with 3 high schools 3 Jr high and 14 elementary schools. Well I worked at 1 of the high schools and the week before Thanksgiving break I was in the males faculty bathroom and I heard a male and female voice and a door open and shut. I looked over my shoulder and didn't see nobody. I turned around after taking a pee and seen a 16yo girl looking at me eyes wide open and mouth dropped not thinking I still had my penis out both of us shocked she turns around and runs out of the bathroom. The next day I reported it to my boss he asked me questions and said since you didn't say or do anything sexual it's not your fault. Told my mom that and Said the first person to see my penis it had to be a 16yo girl
Was on a roadtrip before my senior year of HS with my grandpa, dad, and my brother-I-never-had.
We'd been driving all day and stopped at a KOA campground, both of us went to the shitter before bed.
While we're taking the Browns to the Superbowl, this dude, obviously drunk out of his gourd, came in to make room for more beer. Except... apparently he got excited while shaking. Definitely more than three times. We heard him moan to himself, "Ooohhh... that feels good...." followed by more rapid shaking sounds.
I try to hold back a snort that triggers a massive fart. Halfway through my brother starts belly laughing a few stalls down, which causes me to belly laugh, now both of us are loudly ripping ass laughing uproariously while this drunk guy that tried to rub one out in the urinal is hastily ending his proclivities and hurrying out of the bathroom.
10/10 best deuce I ever dropped.
I bet that goldfish was an a**hole and that’s why he was abandoned in a bathroom sink 😂
That last one was absolutely foul
THE FIRST ONE...??
my one was that i crappet 3 tons at an chemical bath
There I sat
All broken-hearted
Tried to crap
But only farted!
I met john wick in a public restroom 😂😂😂
If that wasn't a sneeze than what was it
Where’s the paragraph guy
0:16 grid type metal grid
Story 8: 💀💀💀
nice video idea
Why’s the girl in story 13 at a gay bar some people need to realize it’s called that for a reason
10:49 wait those exist
1:10 bro was scared shitless
12:11 9 girls 11 boys