Great to see you back. Love the alien statue! This is kind of like starship troopers 2 where they just shot something quick and crap indoors in the dark and hoped people would by it
It's nice to see a *new* Shitcase Cinema episode again. EDIT- 12:45 P.M.: *finishes video 13 minutes later* I hadn't watched one since "The Lift". It had me dying from laughter! 😂
When you look at the clowns with 1M subs, and how little effort they put in compared to Johnny and co 14K is actually a fucking crime. He's critically underrated and underappreciated.
Had this in my "Watch Later" cue for a while, glad I finally got around to watching this. Great episode, I think I've seen a Bad Movie Beatdown of this movie, yeah seeing the clips here, its definitely nothing to write home about. It almost has the feeling of a "Godfrey Ho" movie with its editing, like they were shooting two different movies and decided to splice them together. And also the actors here sound just as invested as dryer lint.
Hi shitcase cinema I've been watching your channel since you reviewed body melt, and everyday I watch your videos from start to finish and you have inspired me to create my own review show and I would just like to thank you your reviews are funny and amazingly accurate so thanks and Oedipus you read this, keep the film shitty you goons 😂
OMG does that look like an awful movie! Did you say Keith David has a cameo? Seagal must have called in the "friend" card since they worked together in the (far better, far thinner)Seagal movie "Marked for Death". He looks HUGE in this. Ah well, I guess anything is better than him being a cop in Louisiana. Now that's a SCARY show
Hilarious review Johnny, I haven't laughed so hard in ages, this is hilarious, Seagal walking around in circles via same footage occasionally slashing these vampire zombies while a bunch of dickheads try leave a hospital. Even the DVD case is confused about this film it don't even know Seagals character name. Shockingly bad movie, Seagal used make quality action flicks Out For Justice, Marked For Death, Under Siege but these DTV flicks are truly shit.
Awesome motivational speech;
"We're all going to survive, even if we die".
You GOON!
Johnny Shitcase is back!! 🎉
Never stop Johnny. Ever.
Great to see you back! And with a past-his-prime Steven Seagal film as well!
Hey Johnny! Glad to see you uploading another cool review.
You look healthy buddy, keep it up!
Thanks for the new episode, Johnny. You still got it. Thumbs up.
Great to see you back. Love the alien statue! This is kind of like starship troopers 2 where they just shot something quick and crap indoors in the dark and hoped people would by it
Keith David was in another Seagal movie, Marked for Death, which was actually pretty good.
More walking than the entire LOTR trilogy.
aye Johnny Shitcase!
It's nice to see a *new* Shitcase Cinema episode again.
EDIT- 12:45 P.M.: *finishes video 13 minutes later*
I hadn't watched one since "The Lift". It had me dying from laughter! 😂
Good to see you back mate!
Wooo! Welcome back Jonny Shitcase and where is 'SUSAN!'. :D
Segal = Ultimate tacheless Shitcase legend
Look at young tom selleck you'll get steven segal
It's so great to see you back man, no one can review a fucking awful movie the way you do. Thanks for the laughs. 😊👍
I've tried watching this movie a couple times but about 30 minutes in I checked out. I'd rather watch Dead Undead.
Missed ur videos mate keep up the good work thanks
New SCC episode?! Dreams really do come true.
Seagal thinks his Blade.
That bozo was indeed a goon...
and Tagart was indeed Tao... I doubt the person who did the synopsis could watch the movie sober... so that's understandable.
You can tell Johnny's had that shirt stuffed away in a drawer for ages and only pulled it out right before recording.
Excellent review! A very good one!
Goonpyres... 💀 🧛♂️
Love your videos man, it’s always great to see you
New video!! What a great surprise after my Uni exams.
man 14k subs....i remember when yall had 3k...thats right...keep doin you....
SUSAN!!!
yeah, 3k subs and 10 years later 14k :)
When you look at the clowns with 1M subs, and how little effort they put in compared to Johnny and co 14K is actually a fucking crime. He's critically underrated and underappreciated.
Finally another video! Happy days for the goon crew!
Had this in my "Watch Later" cue for a while, glad I finally got around to watching this. Great episode, I think I've seen a Bad Movie Beatdown of this movie, yeah seeing the clips here, its definitely nothing to write home about. It almost has the feeling of a "Godfrey Ho" movie with its editing, like they were shooting two different movies and decided to splice them together. And also the actors here sound just as invested as dryer lint.
Kantana Master on the DVD cover, don't they mean Katana?
So, they didn’t win the Oscar for set design?
Bro, you could review a vacuum cleaner manual and I'd watch it. F*cking hilarious. Nice job.
Seagal threw in the Tao.
Sensei or shifu?
3:18 "kantana master"
Yesssssssssssssss
excellent...
Missed yah.
Legend
Hi shitcase cinema I've been watching your channel since you reviewed body melt, and everyday I watch your videos from start to finish and you have inspired me to create my own review show and I would just like to thank you your reviews are funny and amazingly accurate so thanks and Oedipus you read this, keep the film shitty you goons 😂
OMG does that look like an awful movie! Did you say Keith David has a cameo? Seagal must have called in the "friend" card since they worked together in the (far better, far thinner)Seagal movie "Marked for Death". He looks HUGE in this. Ah well, I guess anything is better than him being a cop in Louisiana. Now that's a SCARY show
Karla Straight I’ve just finished watching this. Fuck me it’s bad. I should of known better because it was on SYFY.
SUSAAAN! Your channel is missing your hilarious review classic of "King of the Kickboxers" ;)
Hilarious review Johnny, I haven't laughed so hard in ages, this is hilarious, Seagal walking around in circles via same footage occasionally slashing these vampire zombies while a bunch of dickheads try leave a hospital.
Even the DVD case is confused about this film it don't even know Seagals character name.
Shockingly bad movie, Seagal used make quality action flicks Out For Justice, Marked For Death, Under Siege but these DTV flicks are truly shit.
Johnny have you seen Mandy what are your thoughts??
Yes! I requested some Seagal.
Zombies would have an all you can eat seagal buffet, fucking size of him ha
Is seagal actually in this film ha
As a fan of Seagal I can confirm there are way worse Seagal films than this... try Attack Force. 0.5/10
Yup. And Black Dawn.
Keith David is too good for this
Pretty sure the other characters would of ditch seagal. He's the fattest character there. Zombies would have enough food for months
I believe NIGHTMARE IN ZOMBIE CITY playing on youtube is better than Against the Dark(but maybe not)!!! 👻👻👻
Zardoz!
Last highway review😎💀
1 dislike. Probably Tagart. Or Tao. Or whoever.
Kantana master, my ass.
Lmaooo
Funny as fuck
Worst Segal movie ever.